NAVY? THESE GUYS WOULD RUN FROM A STERN SCOLDING:

Chinese crew fights off pirates with bottles and crockery (Richard Spencer, 19 Dec 2008, Daily Telegraph)

The Zhenhua IV, bound for Shanghai, was attacked by men wielding machine guns and rocket-propelled grenades.

Peng Weiyuan, said he and his 30 crew saw the pirates approaching in two motor launches and prepared a counter-attack using empty beer bottles and crockery.