DIDN'T THEY GET THAT CRAZY VIET VET STUFF OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM IN THE '80s?:

Can't you just picture the brainstorming session that produced that one? Hey, fellas, folks in Middle America think Senator Obama is a liberal elitist who doesn't share their values and looks down on their culture.

I've got it! Let's attack John McCain's POW ordeal!

Nevermind that they're now arguing with the vast majority of Americans about whether Maverick is fit to be president