NO, NO, THAT'S JUST ICE CREAM:

Sexual predator: Seal's sex attack on penguin (Tom Chivers, 02/05/2008, Daily Telegraph)

A frustrated young seal has been caught on camera unleashing its sexual urges on an unconsenting penguin.

The Antarctic fur seal was observed by South African scientists attempting to have sex with the king penguin on Marion Island, in the sub-Antarctic region. The incident was recorded in the Journal of Ethology.

The effort lasted forty-five fruitless minutes, according to the BBC.

Seems fairly fruity to us...

Posted by Orrin Judd at May 2, 2008 3:36 PM