THE TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT LESS EXCITING:

UFO sightings bring town to a standstill (Daily Mail, 24th July 2007)

A crowd of 100 stunned stargazers brought a town centre to a standstill when five mysterious UFOs were spotted hovering in the sky.

Drinkers spilled out of pubs, motorists stopped to gawp and camera phones were aimed upwards as the five orbs, in a seeming formation, hovered above Stratford-Upon-Avon for half an hour.

The unidentified flying objects lit up the otherwise clear night sky above Shakespeare's birthplace in Warwickshire on Saturday.

And the experts aren't even there to cover it.

Posted by Orrin Judd at July 24, 2007 8:51 PM