THE KEVORKIAN MIRACLE CURE! (via David Hill, The Bronx):

Polish Man Wakes From 19-Year Coma (Reuters, 6/03/07)

A 65-year-old railwayman who fell into a coma following in an accident in communist Poland regained consciousness 19 years later to find democracy and a market economy, Polish media reported on Saturday.

Wheelchair-bound Jan Grzebski, whom doctors had given only two or three years to live following his 1988 accident, credited his caring wife Gertruda with his revival.

"It was Gertruda that saved me, and I'll never forget it" Grzebski told news channel TVN24.

"For 19 years Mrs Grzebska did the job of an experienced intensive care team, changing her comatose husband's position every hour to prevent bed-sore infections," Super Express reported Dr Boguslaw Poniatowski as saying.

Turns out, all she had to do was whisper that Dr. Jack was on the loose and the guy snapped right out of it, one step ahead of the reaper...

Posted by Orrin Judd at June 5, 2007 1:24 PM