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GERMAN FIRM PENETRATES SEX MARKET: Dolphin-Shaped Dildos From Deutschland (Sebastian Ramspeck, 1/02/07, Der Spiegel)

German enterpreneur Dirk Bauer started making dolphin-shaped dildos in his kitchen a few years ago and never looked back. His company churns out upmarket sex toys that adorn the shelves of department stores and boutiques around the world. The trick, it seems, is to make sure the products don't look too much like penises.

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Posted by Orrin Judd at January 2, 2007 1:23 PM