THAT'S ERIC TO YOU:

Woman, 96, Charged With Selling Crack (LA Times, March 14, 2004)

A 96-year-old woman said she does not know how the crack cocaine that deputies found on her got into her wheelchair.

Julia Roberts of Kings Mountain was charged with possession of crack with intent to sell and deliver, and with possessing a crack pipe, sheriff's officials said.

Further proof that the retirement age should be raised, since the aged are easily capable of continuing lucrative careers for years after 65.

Posted by Orrin Judd at March 14, 2004 9:09 AM