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Kerry Seeing Red? (Dotty Lynch, Douglas Kiker, Alex Hahn and Joanna Schubert, April, 23, 2003, CBS News)

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., tells the Boston Globe that he might consider tapping into his wife's fortune to compensate for the possibility of a $200 million fundraising juggernaut by President Bush.

Geez, he's like what we used to call a "kept man". Does he pumice the dead skin off her feet when she snaps? Posted by Orrin Judd at April 23, 2003 1:38 PM