FROM THE "COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE" FILES:

Top Ten Signs Barbara Walters Is In Love With Fidel Castro (Late Show with David Letterman, CBS)

10. Her first question: "How'd you get so dreamy?"

9. Squeals like a schoolgirl every time he tortures a dissident

8. She's wearing his varsity dictator jacket

7. Re-named her newsmagazine "Veinte/Veinte"

6. Told him, "You have led a violent overthrow of my heart"

5. Has same look Diane Sawyer had when she and Khomeini were dating

4. Breakfast, lunch and dinner: pulled pork

3. New sign-off line on "The View": "Socialism or death"

2. When asking him about Camp X-Ray, she accidentally called it "Guantana-marry me"

1. The long, mangy beard hairs on her blouse

This is a day that conservatives have long dreamed of: media bias is the stock in trade of late night comedy. Posted by Orrin Judd at October 14, 2002 1:46 PM