MISUNDERESTIMATING THE PITBULL:

Make the Pie Higher (Richard Thompson, Washington Post writer)

The following is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush:

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER (George W. Bush)

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

There's nothing wrong with an exercise like this so long as you don't convince yourself and your ilk that it reflects something genuine about the man. Once that happens, you become the pantleg. Posted by Orrin Judd at September 14, 2002 1:53 PM