HOW'S IT HANGIN' ?:

Woman Escapes Lynching Over Alleged Mans Penis Theft (Daily Trust [Abuja], August 6, 2002)

A middle-aged woman on Saturday escaped being lynched for allegedly causing the genitals of a male suya seller at Garki in Abuja to disappear.

Eyewintnesses told a correspondent of the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) who was at the scene that the lady had approached the suya seller, popularly called Sani Maibalangu, and asked for suya steak N20 worth.

Maibalangu had told the woman that the least suya went for more than that amount, they said, adding that the lady then left the spot after she had seductively touched the man in his groin.

The man said he felt as if "a bucketful of cold water" had been emptied on his head and raised an alarm he felt his groin and discovered that his genitals had disappeared, he witnessed said.

...and people wonder why we've vowed never to leave the Eastern Time Zone again. Posted by Orrin Judd at September 17, 2002 11:28 PM