August 31, 2002

SPEAKING OF CONSERVATIVE HUMOR :

The Conservatives have hardly ever had it so good (Andrew Gimson, The Spectator)
Pessimism among Conservative candidates, extending to anguished doubt about their deficiencies as public speakers and their general ability to stay the course, is nothing new. As Chips Channon asked himself in his diary for 20 February 1934:

"Am I wise to embrace a Parliamentary career - can I face the continued strain? James Willoughby told me today that he nearly gave up his Parliamentary campaign in November, as he just could not stand the ordeal of speaking: when he confessed this to his agent, the man replied, 'Don't let not speaking well dishearten you: I have known candidates who could not even read.'"

We must all hope that in its restless quest to mirror the British people, the Conservative party will launch a drive to increase the proportion of its candidates who cannot read, but at least it already possesses an impressive number who cannot speak particularly well.


Not only is this column laugh out loud funny, it's also very wise on the need for Tories to return to first principles. Posted by Orrin Judd at August 31, 2002 10:58 AM
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