MY WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE :

Jealousy Trouble? Measure Your Lover's Ears (Reuters, Aug 22, 2002)

If you are worried about jealousy ruining your love life, here's the latest scientific advice: try measuring your partner's ears. Or feet.

Researchers have found that asymmetrical people are more likely to be jealous in love than those who are symmetrical.

Scientists have long shown that people whose faces and bodies are the same on both sides are considered more attractive and have an easier time attracting mates.

The wife'll be happy to know the left ear is exactly the same length as the left foot and the right ear and foot only differ by a quarter inch. Posted by Orrin Judd at August 23, 2002 8:42 AM