I AM GEORGE BAILEY... :

My late husband is a real diamond geezer (Tim Reid, August 23, 2002, Times of London)

DIAMONDS may be a girl's best friend, but now you can turn your best friend into a diamond.

A company in Chicago claims that it has developed a process for turning cremated human remains into diamonds that can be worn as jewellery.

...now, officially, worth more dead than alive. Posted by Orrin Judd at August 22, 2002 7:54 PM