WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO :

E.T. Ambassador Honors George Michael (Associated Press, July 11, 2002)

The head of an extraterrestrial movement on Earth has just bestowed the title of "Honorary Guide" to pop star George Michael.

The 55-year-old man who goes only by the name "Rael" founded his movement in 1973 when he claims he was visited by E.T.s who take credit for creating the human race.

Rael heads an ambassador program of 55,000 humans worldwide awaiting the return of the "creators," which will be anywhere between now and 2035.

In the meantime, Rael has awarded George Michael the title of "Honorary Guide" because the aliens find Michael's new music video "Shoot The Dog" appealing, since it speaks out against using force to deal with Iraq.

Only the words of the great man himself suffice for this one :

Perhaps by the time economism has run its course the society it has built may be tired of itself, bored by its own hideousness, and may despairingly consent to annihilation, aware that it is too ugly to be let live any longer.

Posted by Orrin Judd at July 14, 2002 11:15 AM