ASCERTAINING THE FUTURE :

Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future (Nick Tattersall, July 9, 2002, Yahoo)

Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.

Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny.

Big deal. When we were growing up we had a batchelor neighbor who could do the same thing. And he'd give us candy to keep it secret. Posted by Orrin Judd at July 12, 2002 10:58 AM