May 24, 2002

JUST STAY OFF THE BEACH :

Falling Coconuts Kill More People Than Shark Attacks (UniSci. 5/23/02)
"Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks," said George Burgess, Director of the University of Florida's International Shark Attack File and a noted shark researcher.

Supposedly, that's how Thurston Howell died. Posted by Orrin Judd at May 24, 2002 12:48 PM
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