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Mate Check : Humans Still Follow Ancient Mating Urges (Lee Dye, May 23, 2002, ABCNews.com)

New research shows that a woman is most likely to fantasize about someone other than her spouse or current sex partner during the brief period each month when she is ovulating. The hormones that surge through her body, telling her that she has become fertile again, also cause her to look about and see if there's a better source of good genes for her offspring than the guy who just sent her roses.

And men somehow sense that change, so they pick that time to send flowers, or call the wife to see if she's really at work, or wherever she's supposed to be.

...which would explain why so many kids are conceived after couples watch Denzel Washington movies, but have you ever met a straight male who's that aware of a female's mental processes? Posted by Orrin Judd at June 2, 2002 05:08 PM