NOR WILL HONEY EVEN CURE HIS TINEA CRURIS:

Cyclist forced to call beekeeper after swarm covers his bike seat (Daily Telegraph, 6/03/09)

A cyclist was forced to call in a beekeeper after returning from a shopping trip to find a swarm of bees covering his seat.

In sweltering temperatures in York city centre, hundreds of the creatures homed in on the bike leaving the desperate cyclist short of a ride home.