June 19, 2006

PORRIDGE, NO?:

Woman finds bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen (Associated Press, Jun. 19, 2006)

It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears - only in reverse - when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen.

The bear apparently entered through an open sliding glass door, broke a ceramic food container and started eating, West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton said.

Posted by Orrin Judd at June 19, 2006 6:02 PM
Comments

But was the homeowner a petite blonde?

Posted by: ghostcat at June 19, 2006 6:27 PM

Here in the urban core of the Upper Left Washington, it seems we are having these bear encounter stories appear about once a week this year.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 19, 2006 8:22 PM

Raoul:

Get a cat.

Posted by: Rick T. at June 20, 2006 10:06 AM
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