February 23, 2006

OOPS, NEVERMIND...:

Israeli Army Kills Top Militant (EMILIO MORENATTI, 2/23/06, Associated Press)

Israeli troops on Thursday killed five Palestinians, including a top militant who said just a day earlier that he would never be caught...

Technically correct.

Posted by Orrin Judd at February 23, 2006 4:21 PM
Comments

Hopefully Israel has a long list of people who should not be caught.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at February 23, 2006 4:39 PM

"You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
"Fine by us."
-or-
"We aim to please."

Posted by: Mikey at February 23, 2006 4:49 PM

I like the line from the first scene in "Men in Black," when the farmer tell the alien he will only get his rifle from his cold, dead hands, and the alien replies, "The terms are acceptable."

Posted by: erp at February 23, 2006 5:05 PM

i'd say the bullet/missle caught him pretty nicely.

Posted by: toe at February 23, 2006 5:29 PM

I'll bet the insurance premiums for folks who list their job description as "Top Palestinian Militant" just took another big bump up....

Posted by: John at February 23, 2006 5:45 PM
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