January 13, 2006

WHO'S SHE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE ELSE'S BUST:

Pamela Anderson takes on Colonel Sanders (CNN, January 13, 2006)

Television star Pamela Anderson is leading a campaign to have the bust of Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Harland Sanders removed from the Kentucky state capitol. [...]

Anderson wrote the letter with the help of People for the Ethical Treatment of animals. In a statement issued by PETA, Anderson said, "The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state capitol."

Posted by Orrin Judd at January 13, 2006 8:37 PM
Comments

KFC's are filled with silicone, too.

Posted by: ghostcat at January 13, 2006 9:30 PM

PREDICTIION: One all the Indian mascots and team nicknames are removed from sports teams throughout this great land, animal mascots and team nicknames will be demonized and condemned.

Posted by: Dave W at January 13, 2006 9:37 PM

Ghostcat:
Do you mean to imply that Pamela Anderson "parts" aren't 100% natural white meat?

Posted by: Jayson at January 13, 2006 9:41 PM

I won't bite on that, Jayson.

Posted by: ghostcat at January 13, 2006 10:57 PM

Animals are biodegradable, can we say the same about her chest?

Posted by: Sandy P at January 14, 2006 3:40 AM

Yeah, well I've been fooling around trying to come up with a clever quip involving secret herbs and spices, but I think I'd better just go for a jog instead.

Posted by: Peter B at January 14, 2006 7:10 AM

Those are not free range breasts.

Posted by: AllenS at January 14, 2006 9:09 AM

Ask Anderson how she pronounces the capital of Kentucky - Luahville or Looeyville...

When she says Looeyville tell her "NO it's Frankfort...moron!"

Posted by: Bartman at January 14, 2006 9:14 AM

I also doubt Pam's breasts are disease-free enough to pass U.S. Department of Agriculure inspection standards, no matter how many trace chemicals are found inside.

Posted by: John at January 14, 2006 9:19 AM

"Anderson wrote the letter with the help of PETA..."

Didn't she at least go to elementary school?

Posted by: jim hamlen at January 14, 2006 9:38 AM

Peter B:
How about a quip for "finger lickin' good"?

Posted by: Dave W at January 14, 2006 10:30 AM

Dave W;

And you, a man of the cloth. Shame!

Posted by: Peter B at January 14, 2006 12:21 PM

Cry, the Beloved Bucket!

Posted by: Robert Duquette at January 14, 2006 2:24 PM

I repent. Get behind me Satan. Now I will take the dog for a long walk.

Posted by: Dave W at January 14, 2006 3:23 PM

You know, those vegan-friendly synthetic breast nuggets, whatever they're called, are actually rather tasty. Pam would be the perfect pitchwoman.

Posted by: pontius at January 14, 2006 4:18 PM

peta asked pam to make a video and she said she always wanted to go to enumclaw...

Posted by: toe at January 14, 2006 4:52 PM
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