December 15, 2005

IS IT EVEN ILLEGAL IN FRANCE?:

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS (Grace Green, 12/09/05, Weekly World News)

Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

Posted by Orrin Judd at December 15, 2005 3:21 PM
Comments

Peter Sellers would have been great in this.

Posted by: Genecis at December 15, 2005 5:50 PM

Hey! Incest is a game that the whole family can play!

Posted by: obc at December 15, 2005 8:05 PM

I hope you all note the operative words here: Weekly World News. Current headline story on their site: Tasty Eats or Threat to Mankind? Potatoes Develop Intelligence!

Posted by: PapayaSF at December 15, 2005 11:51 PM
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