NO, I'M SPEAKING FOR "US"... (via Bryan Hoffman):

Julia Roberts asks brother to let her do the talking (Monsters and Critics, Sep 1, 2005)

Julia Roberts has banned her brother from speaking about her baby twins.

Eric Roberts claims his Oscar-winning sister, who gave birth to Phinneaus and Hazel last year, has warned him not to talk about the nine-month-old twins to the media.

Instead, Julia has reportedly insisted she is the only person who can speak publicly about her babies.

Eric revealed to America\'s New York Daily News newspaper: \"Mom has told me Mom wants to talk about the kids. Mom doesn\'t want Uncle talking about the kids.\" [...]

Julia conceived the twins through fertility treatment after having trouble getting pregnant.

As Mr. Hoffman points out, by the time you got done putting quotation marks around every term there that needs them you'd have carpel tunnel syndrome. Suffice it to say, you're deeper in schizophrenia there than New Orleans is in water.

Posted by Orrin Judd at September 1, 2005 12:17 PM