December 21, 2004

THE FRENCH EVEN HATE SANTA:

Teen gang beats up Santa Claus (news.com.au, December 22, 2004)

A LOLLY-giving exercise by a Santa Claus in southern France turned sour when a group of greedy teenagers kicked him to the ground and beat him up for not handing over his sack of goodies, police said today.

If ever a nation deserved a lump of coal.

Posted by Orrin Judd at December 21, 2004 5:12 PM
Comments

You mean if ever a nation deserves to become a lump of coal...

Posted by: NC3 at December 21, 2004 5:25 PM

no, a diamond.

Posted by: oj at December 21, 2004 5:30 PM

Coal? That brought to mind my past experience of "first footing" in Edinburgh, where a lump of coal was a prerequisite. So, a "lump of coal" as a gift is not neccessarily a bad thing.

see : first footing

Posted by: Alastair at December 21, 2004 6:42 PM

Well, if nothing else, the incicdent does explain why Philadelphia has a Fremch name.

Posted by: John at December 21, 2004 6:49 PM

Bart: Name a single Muslim-American who has beat of Santa Claus. (For that matter, I haven't seen any reporting that it was Muslims who beat up Santa in France.)

Posted by: David Cohen at December 21, 2004 9:10 PM

Dave,

When you see street crime by under 18s in France, it is almost always committed by Arabs or Gypsies, and the Gypsy children usually engage in pickpocketing and the like. Prior to the open-door policy towards these animals, street crime was non-existent.

Also, Ales is one of the small decayed industrial towns, not unlike Youngstown, Ohio or Troy, NY or for that matter Magnitogorsk in Russia, where 'immigrants' get dumped by the French government, in an attempt to keep them out of Paris and the Cote d'Azur where the Enarques hang out.

Posted by: Bart at December 22, 2004 6:38 AM
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