August 17, 2017
PAY THEIR SCHOOL LOANS AND IT'LL BE 100%:
August 14, 2017
August 11, 2017
August 1, 2017
July 31, 2017
TAX SUGAR INSTEAD OF SUBSIDIZING IT:
July 29, 2017
THE POINT BEING YOU DON'T NEED A DOCTOR:
July 25, 2017
GOD BLESS HIGH DEDUCTIBLES...:
July 24, 2017
LAZINESS IS ALWAYS EPIDEMIC:
July 20, 2017
July 19, 2017
THERE IS NO POLITICAL PRICE TO KILLING TRUMPCARE:
July 16, 2017
July 14, 2017
WE ARE ALL THIRD WAY NOW:
INSURERS WILL COME BEGGING TO BE READMITTED:
July 13, 2017
July 8, 2017
July 7, 2017
June 25, 2017
June 24, 2017
June 20, 2017
HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCED CONSUMPTION:
June 18, 2017
THE CULTURE WARS ARE A ROUT:
June 15, 2017
HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCED CONSUMPTION:
HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
June 13, 2017
June 9, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
June 7, 2017
June 6, 2017
June 5, 2017
IT'S A DEFLATIONARY EPOCH:
June 4, 2017
HEALTH CARE REFORM MEANS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
June 3, 2017
FATHER'S DAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER:
June 1, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 30, 2017
May 29, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 26, 2017
May 25, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 24, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 23, 2017
May 18, 2017
THE MINMUM DEMAND OF DEMOCRATIC ELECTORATES:
May 16, 2017
IT'S ALL JUST VARIATIONS ON OBAMACARE:
May 15, 2017
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
May 12, 2017
THE KEY IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 9, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 8, 2017
May 4, 2017
May 3, 2017
MAY AS WELL JUST GO ALL-IN AND INCLUDE EVERYONE:
"INTOLERANCES" VS EVOLUTION:
May 2, 2017
YOUR NEXT CAR WILL BE A BIKE:
May 1, 2017
April 27, 2017
April 24, 2017
ALL POLITICS IS FREEDOM VS SECURITY:
April 21, 2017
April 16, 2017
AND THEN MAKE MEDICAID UNIVERSAL:
April 15, 2017
April 13, 2017
April 10, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
April 9, 2017
THE OPPOSITE OF THE TALKING CURE:
April 8, 2017
HOW DERANGEMENT IS FORCING NATIONAL HEALTH ON US:
April 7, 2017
April 1, 2017
March 28, 2017
THERE ARE ONLY TWO OPTIONS, BOTH UNIVERSAL:
March 26, 2017
March 25, 2017
SURE IT COSTS TWICE AS MUCH, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT WORTH IT!:
March 21, 2017
March 20, 2017
AND CATASTROPHIC SUFFICES FOR THE REST OF US:
March 16, 2017
ACTUALLY, STRIPPING EVERYONE OF HEALTHCARE WOULD SOLVE THE OPIOD PROBLEM:
March 14, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
March 11, 2017
WHEN CONSUMERS HAVE NO SKIN IN THE GAME:
March 8, 2017
March 5, 2017
March 4, 2017
March 3, 2017
TIME TO STOP FIGHTING THE LAST WAR:
March 2, 2017
February 28, 2017
MORE SEXUAL THAN HEALTH CARE:
MANAGING BUSINESS BETTER:
February 24, 2017
February 17, 2017
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
February 9, 2017
February 8, 2017
WE ARE ALL NEOCONOMIST NOW:
February 1, 2017
January 26, 2017
BUT THEN THE DOG CAUGHT THE CAR...:
WE'LL REPEAL IT, NOT REPLACE IT:
BETTER HEALTH REQUIRES LESS CHOICE:
SCHOOL SERVES PARENTS, NOT KIDS:
January 25, 2017
January 20, 2017
January 19, 2017
SO MUCH DONE, SO MUCH TO DO:
January 14, 2017
PUT THEM INTO NATIONAL HEALTH AND GIVE THE REST OF US SAVINGS ACCOUNTS:
January 12, 2017
JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
SAVINGS ACCOUNTS FOR THE HEALTHY, NATIONAL HEALTH FOR THE SICK:
January 10, 2017
January 9, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
January 7, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
January 6, 2017
January 5, 2017
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
January 4, 2017
December 29, 2016
December 25, 2016
December 20, 2016
December 14, 2016
THE ELECTORATES OF DEVELOPED DEMOCRACIES CONSIDER HEALTH CARE A RIGHT...:
December 11, 2016
December 10, 2016
THANKFULLY, ABOVE AVERAGE IS OVER:
December 8, 2016
NASTY, BRUTISH, SHORT-LIVED:
December 1, 2016
November 30, 2016
THE MACHINES DON'T SLEEP:
November 29, 2016
MAMAS, DON'T LET YOU BABIES GROW UP TO BE DOCTORS:
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
November 27, 2016
November 22, 2016
November 19, 2016
November 18, 2016
November 16, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
November 15, 2016
November 12, 2016
November 3, 2016
AND HALF OF THOSE ARE DUBIOUS:
November 2, 2016
PUT IT IN AN HSA, INSTEAD OF TAKING IT HOME:
October 27, 2016
October 26, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
October 12, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
IT'S COSMETICS, NOT MEDICINE:
October 7, 2016
WHICH IS WHY WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
TRIUMPH OF THE RED MODEL:
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
September 23, 2016
WHICH IS WHY WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
September 20, 2016
September 18, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
September 15, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
IT'S COSMETIC, NOT MEDICAL:
September 13, 2016
WELL, THEY ARE RUN BY H.R.:
September 9, 2016
JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
September 7, 2016
September 1, 2016
August 29, 2016
WE ARE ALL DESIGNIST NOW:
August 28, 2016
August 27, 2016
FIRST THEY CAME FOR MY CIGARETTES...:
August 26, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
August 25, 2016
BECAUSE IT'S NOT GENETIC:
August 24, 2016
SOMETIMES A HORSE IS A HORSE, OF COURSE:
August 18, 2016
THE POINT OF HEALTH CARE REFORM IS TO INCREASE THE COST OF CONSUMPTION:
August 17, 2016
August 15, 2016
August 10, 2016
August 9, 2016
August 7, 2016
OBSTRUCTION MAKES SINGLE PAYER INEVITABLE:
August 3, 2016
THE BEST PART OF OBAMACARE WAS GOING TO BE THE DEATH PANELS:
August 2, 2016
YOU CAN FEEL THE BURDEN OF GUILT LIFTING...:
July 31, 2016
July 30, 2016
BUT THEN, WE KNOW THAT nATIONAL hEALTH WORKS:
A HIGH PRICE FOR HYGIENE:
July 27, 2016
July 22, 2016
WHICH WILL PAY FOR LOSSES ON THE EXCHANGES TEN-FOLD:
July 18, 2016
July 17, 2016
July 15, 2016
July 7, 2016
THEY CAN'T REPLACE US FAST ENOUGH:
July 5, 2016
June 28, 2016
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
June 27, 2016
June 23, 2016
THE YOUNG ARE HEALTHY (self-reference alert):
June 22, 2016
TREAT IT LIKE A NORMAL CONSUMER GOOD...:
ALL THAT THE REFORMS REQUIRE TO SUCCEED...:
June 20, 2016
THE REFORMS WILL SAVE EVEN MORE:
June 15, 2016
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
June 13, 2016
HE OUGHT TO PLEAD HE WAS STANDING HIS GROUND:
May 31, 2016
HEALTH CARE REFORM IS ABOUT REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 28, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
May 25, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
May 21, 2016
WHICH MEANS UNIVERSAL HSAs:
May 16, 2016
THE HIGH COST OF NOT WORKING WITH THE UR:
DON'T TAX WHAT YOU DO WANT:
May 13, 2016
THE CULTURE WARS ARE A ROUT:
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
May 11, 2016
May 9, 2016
NO BUSINESS ACTUALLY WANTS COMPETITION:
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE IS RAISING OUT OF POCKET COSTS:
May 7, 2016
May 6, 2016
May 5, 2016
May 3, 2016
April 28, 2016
April 27, 2016
April 18, 2016
April 16, 2016
April 13, 2016
April 10, 2016
FITNESS + COMMUNITY = HEALTH AND HAPPINESS:
April 7, 2016
NO WONDER THEY'RE SO FAT:
April 6, 2016
JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:
April 2, 2016
March 30, 2016
March 22, 2016
March 20, 2016
March 16, 2016
March 15, 2016
March 8, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
THE ROBOTS ARE CHEAP, PATIENT, SELF-LESS AND NON-GENDERED:
March 6, 2016
March 5, 2016
March 3, 2016
March 2, 2016
February 22, 2016
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE SURPLUS:
February 20, 2016
ONE ADVANTAGE OF SINGLE-PAYER:
February 19, 2016
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
February 16, 2016
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
February 15, 2016
IT'LL NEVER FLY, ORVILLE:
February 9, 2016
NO WONDER THE STARSHIP TROOPERS LOVE IT:
February 6, 2016
January 28, 2016
January 26, 2016
WE PASSED THE REPUBLICAN OPTION INSTEAD:
January 25, 2016
January 22, 2016
THE ALTERNATIVE TO UNIVERSAL HSAs:
January 21, 2016
January 19, 2016
BECAUSE IT'S PSYCHOSOMATIC?:
January 18, 2016
NOT QUITE MLK'S DREAM...:
January 9, 2016
A LITTLE PAIN NEVER HURT ANYBODY:
January 8, 2016
ACCEPTING THAT YOU'RE HEALTHY:
January 7, 2016
WHICH IS WHY WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
January 3, 2016
December 18, 2015
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE SURPLUS:
December 15, 2015
IT CAN'T SNOW SOON ENOUGH... (self-reference alert):
December 13, 2015
FITNESS IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT CAN REPLACE JOBS:
December 8, 2015
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
December 2, 2015
DEDUCTIBLES ARE A FRACTION OF WHAT THEY NEED TO BE:
December 1, 2015
November 30, 2015
November 20, 2015
JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
NO WONDER IT SCORES SO HIGH ON CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEYS:
THERE'S NO CHANCE THEY BAIL...:
November 17, 2015
FAT SHAMING YOURSELF WORKS:
November 8, 2015
THERE IS NO HOMO ECONOMICUS:
November 7, 2015
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
November 6, 2015
IT'LL BE REFORMED, NOT REPEALED:
November 3, 2015
AND GIVEN THE GOOD HEALTH OF THOSE WHO GET SUCH PLANS...:
November 1, 2015
October 31, 2015
TESTING IS GOOD BUSINESS, BAD MEDICINE:
October 29, 2015
HSAs ARE THE REPUBLICAN DEFAULT:
October 28, 2015
October 25, 2015
WINNING THE WAR ON WAGES:
October 23, 2015
NON-MEDICINES DELIVERED BY NON-MEDICAL PERSONNEL:
October 20, 2015
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF HEALTH REFORM:
October 19, 2015
October 17, 2015
October 13, 2015
COULDN'T YOU GET ANY POTENTIAL BENEFITS...:
WHO'LL BREAK IT TO MARGARET SANGER?:
October 12, 2015
ONE OF THE KEYS TO HEALTH REFORM...:
October 7, 2015
IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND...BUT WE CAN MAKE YOUR MIND STRONGER:
October 4, 2015
October 3, 2015
September 30, 2015
NOT WHAT SKINNER HAD IN MIND:
September 27, 2015
September 22, 2015
HEALTH CARE IS JUST A CONSUMER GOOD:
September 21, 2015
September 19, 2015
AND ONCE WE HAVE NATIONAL HSAs...:
September 18, 2015
THAT NUMBER WON'T GO MUCH LOWER UNTIL THE GOP MAKES HSAs UNIVERSAL:
September 14, 2015
THANK YOU FOR NOT GORGING:
September 13, 2015
CHOOSING QUALITY OVER QUANTITY:
September 12, 2015
OR, LET THEM CHARGE WHATEVER THEY WANT...:
September 9, 2015
September 6, 2015
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
September 3, 2015
THE ENTIRE POINT OF HEALTH CARE REFORM IS TO RE-IMPOSE COSTS ON CONSUMERS:
August 30, 2015
WHICH IS WHY ONLY 12 STEP PROGRAMS ARE EFFECTIVE...:
WHAT DOES SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE MATTER TO FADISTS?:
August 29, 2015
THE BLESSING OF HIGH DEDUCTIBLES:
August 27, 2015
NO ONE CONSIDERS PSYCHOLOGY SCIENCE, DO THEY?:
HYGIENE, NUTRITION, ANTIBIOTICS AND VACCINES:
August 22, 2015
August 19, 2015
BUT CAN IT DO CURTAIN RINGS?:
August 18, 2015
August 17, 2015
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
August 15, 2015
IF YOU WANT TO WASTE MONEY, WASTE YOUR OWN:
August 11, 2015
August 7, 2015
ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT REASONS FOR A UNIVERSAL HSA SYSTEM...:
August 5, 2015
August 3, 2015
PROGRESSIVES CAN'T EVEN GOVERN A HOMOGENOUS POPULATION WELL:
July 27, 2015
HYSTERICS GONNA BE HYSTERICAL:
July 25, 2015
MALENESS IS NOT A DISEASE:
WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD ALL BE AUTO-ENROLLED AT BIRTH:
July 24, 2015
July 17, 2015
THE TREATMENT IS THE RISK:
July 14, 2015
NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN:
July 12, 2015
July 6, 2015
IT'S ABOUT COSMETICS, NOT HEALTH:
July 3, 2015
ARE YOU SURPRISED WHEN JIFFY-LUBE TELLS YOU THAT YOU NEED A NEW FILTER?:
June 29, 2015
June 28, 2015
REPUBLICANS HAD ALREADY WON WHEN THE UR ADOPTED THE HERITAGE PLAN:
June 24, 2015
IT'S ABOUT SELF-ESTEEM, NOT HEALTH:
June 12, 2015
June 7, 2015
GIVE IT A COUPLE HOURS...:
May 31, 2015
ONE OF THE REASONS YOU SHOULD NEVER GO OUT TO EAT:
May 26, 2015
THERE'S GOOD MONEY IN BAD MEDICINE:
May 22, 2015
May 19, 2015
JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
May 16, 2015
May 12, 2015
WINNING THE WAR ON WAGES:
May 9, 2015
WHICVH IS WHY THE COST HAS TO BE TRANSFERRED TO THE CONSUMER:
May 5, 2015
AND THEY'LL NONE OF THEM BE MISSED:
April 21, 2015
April 15, 2015
THE CORE ASSUMPTION BEING...:
April 8, 2015
DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR IF YOU'RE HEALTHY:
April 6, 2015
CONSUME MEDICINE ONLY WHEN YOU'RE SICK:
April 4, 2015
A DEPRESSED SINGER-SONGWRITER, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?:
April 3, 2015
ALL IT TOOK TO DEFEAT EBOLA...:
March 30, 2015
CONTROLLING COSTS IS A FUNCTION OF MAKING CONSUMERS PAY THE COSTS:
March 25, 2015
ALL THAT AND CURTAIN RINGS?
THE BEST IS THE ONE YOU DON'T GO TO:
March 20, 2015
TO CONTROL COSTS YOU INCREASE THE PORTION THE CONSUMER PAYS:
March 17, 2015
WHO WILL BREAK IT TO EDMUND MORRIS?:
March 16, 2015
IT'LL BE REFORMED, NOT REPEALED:
March 12, 2015
OF COURSE, PLACEBOS ARE EFFECTIVE:
March 11, 2015
THE VAPORS WITH A SPECIAL DIET THROWN IN:
March 8, 2015
HEALTH CARE REFORM IS ALL ABOUT REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
March 7, 2015
March 6, 2015
March 5, 2015
NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR FAT FATHER DID:
March 3, 2015
IF THE UR WERE A DEMOCRAT OBAMACARE WOULD HAVE FIXED THIS:
THE ENTIRE KEY TO CONTROLLING COSTS:
March 2, 2015
LIVING LONG ENOUGH TO DIE OF AN ILLNESS OF OLD AGE...:
February 27, 2015
February 26, 2015
February 24, 2015
February 19, 2015
February 18, 2015
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
February 17, 2015
DON'T BOTHER US WITH THE FACTS:
February 16, 2015
THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE TO UNIVERSAL HSAs:
February 13, 2015
February 11, 2015
A HOAX, BUT A PROFITABLE ONE:
February 10, 2015
February 7, 2015
THERE IS NO RIGHT TO NEEDLESSLY ENDANGER OTHERS:
February 1, 2015
THE OTHER ALTERNATIVE TO UNIVERSAL HSAs:
January 29, 2015
January 28, 2015
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
January 27, 2015
TEST STUDENTS, NOT PATIENTS:
IT'LL BE REFORMED, NOT REPEALED:
January 26, 2015
WE WANT TEACHERS TO TEACH TO THE TEST, NOT DOCTORS TO TREAT TO TESTS:
THE DISEASIFICATION OF BEHAVIOR:
January 24, 2015
IT WILL BE REPUBLICANS WHO UNIVERSALIZE HEALTH CARE:
January 22, 2015
January 20, 2015
January 17, 2015
January 16, 2015
WHICH IS WHY OBAMACARE AND THE REFORMS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HEALTH CARE:
January 14, 2015
January 13, 2015
THE DOCTOR WILL NOT APPEASE YOU NOW:
January 12, 2015
THE KEY TO HEALTH CARE REFORM IS REDUCING CONSUMPTION:
January 11, 2015
INSTRUMENTALITIES OF NEEDLESS DEATH:
January 10, 2015
January 8, 2015
MAYBE TODD WELBORN WAS ON TO SOMETHING?:
January 5, 2015
THESE ARE THE SAME FOLKS WHO CLAIM TO BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION...:
January 3, 2015
WHICH IS WHY HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE FINALLY UNDER CONTROL:
January 2, 2015
MIGHT BE TIME TO STOP PRETENDING WE'RE GOING TO REPEAL IT:
January 1, 2015
THE POINT OF REFORM IS TO REDUCE THE USE OF "MEDICINE":
EVEN IDEOLOGUES LIKE FREE MONEY:
December 25, 2014
THE BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH OBAMACARE IS THAT IT WORKS:
December 24, 2014
December 23, 2014
SO, NOT ACTUALLY EXCESS?:
December 20, 2014
HYGIENE, NUTRITION, ANTIBIOTICS AND VACCINES:
December 18, 2014
NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR FATHER DID:
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
December 15, 2014
December 14, 2014
DEFAULT THEM ALL INTO THE CHEAPEST PLAN AND MAKE THEM OPT OUT:
December 9, 2014
FEWER DOCTORS; BETTER HEALTH CARE; CHEAPER:
WHICH IS HOW YOU DRIVE DOWN COSTS:
December 7, 2014
YOU WANT SCIENCE OR POLITICS?:
December 6, 2014
December 3, 2014
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
RAISING OUT-OF-POCKET COSTS COULD HARDLY WORK BETTER:
December 2, 2014
November 26, 2014
November 8, 2014
November 5, 2014
November 4, 2014
October 31, 2014
THE GREAT MYTH INVOLVED...:
October 30, 2014
DUDE, NO ONME ASSOCIATES MEASLES WITH AFRICANS:
October 28, 2014
IT'S A GOOD EXCUSE ANYWAY...:
October 27, 2014
NOW TELL THE MOTHERS IT WILL ALSO...:
October 23, 2014
LACTOSE INTOLERANCE IS A HOAX:
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
October 21, 2014
HEALTH CARE COSTS CAN'T WITHSTAND FREE MARKETS:
October 17, 2014
AEROBICS? (self-reference alert):
October 7, 2014
THE ALGORITHIM WILL SEE YOU NOW:
October 6, 2014
THE COMPUTERS THAT REPLACE THEM WILL BE CHEAP:
THE MONEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF YOUR POCKET:
October 4, 2014
September 29, 2014
PUSH THEM INTO HSAs IF YOU WANT TO CUT COSTS:
September 28, 2014
KNOCK ON WOOD (profanity alert):
September 19, 2014
AREN'T THE SORTS OF MEN WHO READ MEN'S JOURNAL THE PROBLEM?:
September 18, 2014
September 10, 2014
THIS WEEK'S FOX BUTTERFIELD AWARD:
September 8, 2014
NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR FATHER DID:
September 7, 2014
A HANDY RULE OF THUMB (self-reference alert)
September 3, 2014
September 2, 2014
August 27, 2014
August 25, 2014
August 18, 2014
THE HEALTH CARE INDUSTRY DOESN'T MAKE MONEY BY NOT TESTING:
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY ASPIRIN:
August 16, 2014
August 13, 2014
August 11, 2014
IF YOU WERE SICK IT WOULDN'T REQUIRE SCREENING TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG:
August 9, 2014
August 8, 2014
HEALTH CARE COSTS CAN'T WITHSTAND COMMODIFICATION:
August 7, 2014
WELL, WE CAN SAY THIS MUCH AT LEAST...:
August 6, 2014
August 5, 2014
NOW IMAGINE YOU MADE THEM SPEND THEIR OWN MONEY:
August 4, 2014
MAKE THEM PAY OUT OF POCKET AND THEY'LL ACT RESPONSIBLY:
August 3, 2014
AN EFFECTIVE USE FOR FOREIGN AID:
July 31, 2014
MENTAL ILLNESS IS ALL IN YOUR BRAIN:
July 26, 2014
July 25, 2014
ALL HUMAN HEALTH PROGRESS IS JUST NUTRITION, SANITATION, ANTIOBIOTICS AND VACCINES:
July 23, 2014
July 19, 2014
THE CONCEIT INHERENT IN FRETTING OVER THIS...:
July 18, 2014
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS QUALITY:
July 17, 2014
IN FACT, IT'S ENTIRELY A FUNCTION OF PUBLIC POLICY, W'S:
TREAT IT LIKE THE COMMODITY IT IS AND PRICES FALL:
DRIVE THE COST TO CONSUMERS HIGHER AND THE COSTS WILL COME DOWN FURTHER:
July 16, 2014
THE HIGH COST OF JUNK SCIENCE:
July 13, 2014
July 12, 2014
BUILT ON A BEDROCK OF LIES:
July 10, 2014
BRING MORE CONSUMER PRESSURE TO BEAR AND DRIVE IT LOWER:
AND THE GOP ISN'T GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY:
July 7, 2014
THE ROBOT WILL KNOW THE RIGHT ANSWER:
July 5, 2014
IT'S JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
July 2, 2014
IF YOU NEEDED A DOCTOR YOU'D BE ILL:
June 30, 2014
BESIDES, IT MAKES IT MORE LIKE REAL SURFING:
June 11, 2014
ONLY ORDINARY PEOPLE HAVE ORDINARY DIETS:
June 10, 2014
BUT IF I'M NOT ILL I'M NOT SPECIAL:
June 3, 2014
June 2, 2014
SO MUCH FOR THE ENTITLEMENTS CRISIS:
May 18, 2014
NO, REALLY, IT'S A MEDICAL PROCEDURE...:
May 17, 2014
May 16, 2014
YES, HE'S OUTGROWN A PERSONAL PHYSICIAN (self-reference alert):
May 15, 2014
May 10, 2014
May 7, 2014
PATIENTS WOULD IGNORE THEM IF THEY HAD TO PAY FOR THE TESTS:
May 4, 2014
May 3, 2014
WHAT WE SUSPECT OTHERS OF IS WHAT WE DO:
May 2, 2014
April 12, 2014
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
April 11, 2014
IT'S HYGIENE, NOT MEDICINE:
April 8, 2014
OF COURSE, MEDICINE IS NO MORE EFFECTIVE THAN A PLACEBO EITHER:
April 3, 2014
DANG, NOW THEY HAVE TO GOVERN:
March 30, 2014
IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT TO KEEP YOURSELF POOR AND ILL IN AMERICA:
March 20, 2014
March 2, 2014
THE DOCTOR WILL DRUG YOUR SON INTO SUBMISSION NOW:
February 25, 2014
IT'S NOT EASY MAINTAINING YOUR WEIGHT:
February 21, 2014
February 18, 2014
February 15, 2014
BREASTS ARE SPECIAL, HEARTS ARE A DIME A DOZEN:
February 12, 2014
February 8, 2014
AND THE GREATEST PRODUCTIVITY GAIN COMES DURING THE NAP:
February 1, 2014
JUST A FUNCTION OF PARENTING:
January 26, 2014
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
January 25, 2014
January 24, 2014
THE TRAGEDY OF OBAMACARE:
January 21, 2014
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
January 12, 2014
January 10, 2014
January 9, 2014
January 8, 2014
January 7, 2014
THE BENEFITS OF BEING PRO-LIFE:
January 6, 2014
January 1, 2014
December 29, 2013
SO THE KIDS CAN KEEP THEIR DUNKIN DONUTS GIFT CARDS?:
December 24, 2013
TOO SMALL A MAN, TOO SMALL A PLAN:
ON THE OTHER HAND, WE WANT TO PUNISH THOSE WHO USE A LOT:
December 22, 2013
December 19, 2013
December 17, 2013
PLEASE, LET HIM BE RIGHT AGAIN...:
BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE A WASTE OF MONEY:
December 14, 2013
ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS YOU ONLY DO TWO HOURS OF WORK A DAY:
December 12, 2013
BETTER TO BE UNPRODUCTIVE FOUR HOURS A DAY THAN SIX:
December 11, 2013
GIVEN THAT ANY BENEFITS ARE MAINLY A PRODUCT OF PSYCHOLOGY...:
December 8, 2013
MARKET PRICES VS CHARGEMASTER:
GIVE PATIENTS A PROFIT MOTIVE:
December 3, 2013
November 24, 2013
IF THEY WEREN'T SO FRIGHTENED...:
November 23, 2013
IT'S JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD...BUT SUBSIDIZED:
November 17, 2013
November 16, 2013
November 13, 2013
YOUR DATA IS WORTHWHILE; YOUR LABOR? NOT SO MUCH:
PASS THE PECAN PIE, BABY!:
November 11, 2013
JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
STAND YOUR (SIX FEET UNDER) GROUND:
November 9, 2013
November 2, 2013
ONE THING THAT PEOPLE REALLY AREN'T GOING TO LIKE...:
October 31, 2013
THE SECOND WAY OR THE THIRD?:
October 30, 2013
October 28, 2013
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF HYGIENE:
October 22, 2013
CAN YOU CURE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T AN ILLNESS?:
October 21, 2013
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
October 18, 2013
October 15, 2013
October 14, 2013
October 13, 2013
YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN AN HSA BY DEFAULT ANYWAY:
October 12, 2013
DO YOU REALLY THINK THE GUY PAYS ATTENTION...:
October 9, 2013
ALL IN YOUR HEAD, NOT YOUR BRAIN:
September 25, 2013
THOSE ARE THE STRONG POINTS, NOT THE CAVEATS:
September 18, 2013
THE THIRD WAY WORKS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED:
September 15, 2013
WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO MAKE FOLKS PAY OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS:
September 13, 2013
September 6, 2013
NOW MAKE THEM ADD THE HSA:
September 5, 2013
VACCINES ARE THE ONLY MEDICINE THAT MATTERED:
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
September 4, 2013
USE THE CONTRIBUTION TO STEER THEIR CHOICE:
September 2, 2013
ONE OF THE BEAUTIES OF AN HSA...:
August 26, 2013
HIRE ACTORS, THEY'RE CHEAPER:
July 30, 2013
THE COSMETIC SURGERY ENTITLEMENT:
July 25, 2013
July 24, 2013
July 23, 2013
ACTUALLY, THEY SHOULD PUT THEIR FAITH IN PURE PLACEBO:
July 20, 2013
THROW OUT YOUR FLINTSTONES:
July 13, 2013
July 7, 2013
June 29, 2013
IT'S ABOUT CONTROL, NOT ABOUT MEDICINE (via The Other Brother):
June 28, 2013
BETTER YET, MAKE THE PATIENT PAY THE BILL:
June 19, 2013
SINCE IT'S FUNDAMENTALLY AN ECONOMIC PROGRAM...
June 18, 2013
THE APP WILL SEE YOU NOW:
June 16, 2013
June 10, 2013
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE:
50 MILLION PINK RIBBONS CAN'T BE WRONG:
June 7, 2013
June 5, 2013
BUT Mr. REAGAN WAS SECOND WAY:
NOTHING COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO:
June 2, 2013
"YOU KEEP THINKING IT'S FREE"
May 31, 2013
RE-EXTENDING THE FAMILY WILL FIX THAT:
May 30, 2013
May 24, 2013
HEALTH CARE REFORM IS ABOUT CONSUMING LESS OF IT:
May 23, 2013
May 22, 2013
WORRY ABOUT FITNESS, NOT FATNESS:
May 18, 2013
NOW UNIVERSALIZE IT AND SHARE THE SAVINGS:
May 15, 2013
6000 YEARS OF EVOLUTION CAN'T BE WRONG:
JUST USE THE MANDATE TO MAKE THEM THE UNIVERSAL MINIMUM:
May 12, 2013
IT'S NOT ABOUT HELPING PATIENTS, JUST CONTROLLING THEM FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS:
May 9, 2013
HAPPILY, WE KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO PROVIDE THEM WITH A FINANCIAL PRODUCT...:
May 6, 2013
EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
May 5, 2013
YOU KNOW IT'S DUBIOUS SCIENCE WHEN THEY'LL GORE THEIR OWN CASH COW:
DID HE EVEN READ WHAT HE WROTE?:
April 29, 2013
SORRY GRANDPA, BUT THE ILL CAN'T BE FREE:
April 28, 2013
THEIR POINT SEEMS OBSCURE:
WHEN "DISEASE" SUBSTITUTES FOR DISCIPLINE:
April 27, 2013
WE ARE ALL DESIGNISTS NOW:
SCHOOLS ARE RUN FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF PARENTS, NOT THE GOOD OF KIDS:
IT'S NOT ABOUT FATNESS...:
April 25, 2013
SYMPTOMS ALL THE WAY DOWN:
April 17, 2013
April 14, 2013
WHICH IS LIKE SAYING FARMERS SHOULD CONTROL AGRICULTURE SUBSIDIES:
April 13, 2013
THE ENTIRETY OF THE ADVANCE IN HUMAN HEALTH...:
April 12, 2013
WHAT HAS PSYCHIATRY EVEN BEEN BUT HOSTILITY TO OUR HUMANNESS?:
March 24, 2013
March 22, 2013
THE POWER OF THE POCKETBOOK:
March 19, 2013
NOT THAT THEY DID THE ONES WITH GENUINE POSITIVES ANY GOOD EITHER:
March 10, 2013
BRINGING CONSUMER FORCES TO BEAR:
IT'S EASY ENOUGH TO GET DEMOCRATS TO SUPPORT THE REFORM:
March 9, 2013
ELIMINATING THE WORK DAY WILL RESTORE NORMAL SLEEP:
March 8, 2013
IF IT'S BENIGN, THERE'S NO HARM IN WAITING, IF MALIGNANT, NO USE ACTING:
March 2, 2013
OUT OF MIND OR OUT OF POCKET?:
February 27, 2013
THERE GO THOSE SWEET URINE-COLLECTOR JOBS...:
February 26, 2013
THE HIGHEST RISK FACTOR IS LOOKING FOR IT:
February 25, 2013
February 23, 2013
IF THE MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT CHARGES ARE SO INSANELY HIGH THAT NO INDIVIDUAL COULD EVER PAY THEM....
February 22, 2013
IF YOU FIND STUFF THEY WILL COME:
February 21, 2013
MAKE THE CUSTOMERS WASTE THEIR OWN MONEY:
February 16, 2013
NOW SUPPOSE SHE WAS SOCKING MOST OF THAT AWAY FOR THE 50 YEARS SHE'LL BE HEALTHY:
February 11, 2013
JOBS HUMANS SHOULDN'T BE DOING:
February 3, 2013
THE MIND IS A SURPASSING STRANGE PLACE:
January 31, 2013
January 29, 2013
January 28, 2013
EMPOWER THE BUYERS, DON'T PAY THE PROVIDERS:
January 16, 2013
IT USED TO BE KNOWN AS MATURING:
January 14, 2013
January 9, 2013
OR MAYBE YOU COULD JUST STOP BANNING PEANUTS AND PEANUT BUTTER GENERALLY?
January 3, 2013
WORRY ABOUT YOUR FITNESS, NOT YOUR FATNESS:
December 12, 2012
SO DO WE STILL HAVE TO PRETEND TO BELIEVE IN "LACTOSE INTOLERANCE":
November 30, 2012
WE ARE ALL THIRD WAY NOW:
November 23, 2012
THE HUMAN CONDITION, NOT AN ABERRATION:
November 21, 2012
November 19, 2012
November 17, 2012
November 15, 2012
DEFINING THE CONTRIBUTION:
November 14, 2012
IT'S W'S AMERICA, THE UR JUST PRESIDES OVER IT:
November 7, 2012
FITNESS MATTERS, FATNESS DOESN'T:
November 4, 2012
November 3, 2012
THE SURGERY IS AESTHETIC, NOT MEDICAL:
October 30, 2012
THERE'S NO JUSTIFICATION FOR NOT BANNING IT ENTIRELY:
October 29, 2012
October 27, 2012
PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRETY OF THE ADVANCES WE'VE MADE AGAINST CANCER:
October 25, 2012
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR ON CANCER...:
JUST BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS REAL:
October 22, 2012
IF IT STRUCK MAINLY MEN, NO ONE WOULD CARE:
October 20, 2012
PLUS, THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE IF THE SCIENCE IS JUNK:
SO EDMUND MORRIS GOT THAT ONE RIGHT?:
October 17, 2012
A CLINTON WITH A CONSCIENCE:
October 16, 2012
WHICH IS HOW YOU DRIVE COSTS DOWN:
October 15, 2012
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
October 3, 2012
October 1, 2012
ONLY THE MONEY YOU PUT IN YOUR HSA SHOULD BE TAX EXEMPT:
September 30, 2012
ATTAINING THE CONSERVATIVE GOAL OF ACCOUNTABILITY:
SHIELDING INCOMPETENTS IS JUST PROFESSIONAL COURTESY:
September 29, 2012
September 23, 2012
THE LESS HEALTH CARE THE BETTER:
September 22, 2012
IF THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO BE FLEECED...:
September 14, 2012
THUS, INSURANCE OUGHT NOT PAY FOR THEM:
September 13, 2012
SELF-FULFILLING HYPOCHONDRIA:
September 8, 2012
WHY SHOULD I CARE THAT A TREATMENT IS INEFFECTIVE IF I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT?:
September 7, 2012
WHICH IS WHY THE DEATH PANELS ARE VITAL IF YOU DON'T HAVE UNIVERSAL HSAs:
September 5, 2012
September 3, 2012
IT'S SUPERSTITION, NOT SCIENCE:
September 2, 2012
IT'S NOT A SPORT, IT'S AN EXPERIMENT:
SHOULDN'T THE STANDARD OF HOW ABLE THEY ARE...:
September 1, 2012
UPSIDE DOWN YOU'RE TURNING ME:
August 28, 2012
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS:
August 24, 2012
LIVE LONGER, STORE MORE DATA:
ALL THINGS IN MODERATION:
August 23, 2012
August 22, 2012
SHUT UP AND MAKE ME PERFCET AGAIN:
August 20, 2012
HEALTH CARE REFORM IS JUST ABOUT CUTTING SPENDING:
August 15, 2012
WHERE ARE THE DEATH PANELS WHEN WE NEED THEM?:
August 14, 2012
August 13, 2012
WHICH IS WHY "HEALTH CARE" COSTS SHOULD COME OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET:
August 12, 2012
I'LL GIVE YOU AN ANSWER IN THE MORNING:
August 11, 2012
NOT THAT THE LACTOSE INTOLERANCE IS REAL TO BEGIN WITH:
August 6, 2012
HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
August 5, 2012
WHICH ALSO EXPLAINS THE POPULARITY OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AND COSMETIC SURGERY:
August 4, 2012
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE SHINING OF THE LIGHT:
August 1, 2012
JUST MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO SCREW UP:
July 31, 2012
WHICH IS WHY A UNIVERSAL HSA/CATASTROPHIC PLAN WORKS:
July 29, 2012
WHEN CASH COWS MEET SHEEP RIPE FOR SHEARING:
July 28, 2012
July 27, 2012
July 25, 2012
WHY THE WORKPLACE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE KINDERGARTEN:
July 23, 2012
SELF HATRED TURNED OUTWARD:
July 20, 2012
July 18, 2012
NOT THAT THEY CAN HELP EITHER GROUP:
July 15, 2012
OTHER THAN THE MANDATE, DEATH PANELS WERE THE BEST PART OF THE BILL:
LESS MONEY, LESS CHOICE, MORE MARKET FORCE:
July 11, 2012
LITTLE TO BE GAINED BUT KNOWLEDGE REGARDING WHETHER TREATMENT US USEFUL:
July 9, 2012
SO IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN THE REST OF MEDICINE:
July 7, 2012
July 6, 2012
July 3, 2012
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE END UP, IT'S JUST A DISAGREEMENT OVER THE PACE:
July 2, 2012
July 1, 2012
THOSE FOR WHOM WE'RE FOOTING THE BILL...:
June 30, 2012
AN OVERCONSUMPTION PROBLEM, NOT AN UNDER:
June 29, 2012
EYES BIGGER THAN OUR BELLIES:
June 23, 2012
June 21, 2012
PURE ENTITLEMENT, THE IDEAL SOLUTION FOR THE WHITE MIDDLE CLASS:
THE CONSERVATIVE MANDATE IS PRETTY SIMPLE...:
BECAUSE EVERY DEVIATION FROM "THE NORM" MUST BE ILLNESS:
June 13, 2012
ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY DON'T COUNT AS BREAST CANCER DEATHS!:
June 12, 2012
GIVE THEM BACK THEIR CHILDHOODS:
June 5, 2012
June 4, 2012
THE HECK WITH HEALING, JUST MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!:
June 3, 2012
SURE, IT'S HARMFUL, BUT IT'S FREE!:
THE KEY TO REFORMING MEDICINE IS JUST CONSUMING LESS OF IT:
May 31, 2012
AESTHETICS TRUMP STATISTICS:
COSMETICS TRUMPS SCIENCE:
May 27, 2012
May 26, 2012
May 21, 2012
TAKE THIS TEST AND SHOVE IT:
May 12, 2012
May 10, 2012
BUT DRUGGING THEM SHUTS THEM UP, DOESN'T IT?:
May 6, 2012
YEAH, BUT IF THERE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE THEN THERE ARE ABNORMAL ONES:
May 5, 2012
THE COMPELLING LIBERTY ARGUMENT...
May 3, 2012
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED, W JUST SAW IT SOONER:
IT'S ALL JUST HYGIENE, NUTRITION, AND VACCINES:
April 29, 2012
STRENGTHENING THE CASE FOR UNIVERSAL HSAs:
IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO FAKE ADHD:
April 24, 2012
BUT DRUGS ARE SO EASY...:
April 21, 2012
OR, IF WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THE DISEASE, WE COULD JUST BAN TOBACCO:
April 19, 2012
IT'S AESTHETICS, NOT MEDICINE:
April 18, 2012
A MATTER OF FITNESS, NOT FATNESS:
April 16, 2012
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HEALTHY YOU ARE:
April 14, 2012
April 9, 2012
April 7, 2012
THE INTENTIONAL STUFF IS EVEN MORE DAMAGING:
April 5, 2012
WELL, THE COURT DOES FOLLOW THE ELECTION RETURNS:
April 4, 2012
IF PATIENTS AREN'T PAYING FOR IT THEY WON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS:
April 2, 2012
HEALTH IS BEHAVIOR, NOT SCIENCE:
March 29, 2012
March 26, 2012
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GOOD FOR ME, IT'S EASY!
THOUGH THE QUALITY OF THE MOVIE VARIES:
March 24, 2012
THEY'D RATHER QUIT THAN PROVIDE VALUE!:
March 21, 2012
March 13, 2012
USE YOUR BED TO SLEEP AND GET OUT OF IT IF YOU AREN'T ASLEEP:
March 12, 2012
IT'S SALES, NOT MEDICINE:
JUST EAT A PEZ EVERY DAY, YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY:
WANT A SIDE OF SNAKE OIL WITH THAT PILL?
February 29, 2012
TOO BAD THERE WAS NO BRITISH HOPKINS:
February 28, 2012
IT'S ABOUT AESTHETICS, NOT ILLNESS:
February 18, 2012
THERE HAVE BEEN NO MEDICAL ADVANCES, JUST HYGIENE, NUTRITION AND VACCINATIONS:
February 14, 2012
THE PURSUIT OF THE HIRSUTE:
THE PINK RIBBON STANDS FOR SUPPORTING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN:
February 13, 2012
INSURE AGAINST DISASTER, PAY FOR WANTS OUT OF POCKET, SAVE FOR THE END GAME:
February 7, 2012
REPLACING PARENTING WITH PILLS:
February 2, 2012
AT LEAST YOU'RE DAMAGING ADULTS, NOT KILLING KIDS:
January 29, 2012
TIME TO START JUST TRANQUILIZING THE ANNOYING LITTLE BUGGERS:
January 23, 2012
IT'S AETHETICS, NOT PREVENTIVE MEDICINE:
January 18, 2012
DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE FACTS:
January 14, 2012
THE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA PARTY:
January 8, 2012
January 7, 2012
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS DOING YOU ANY GOOD TO BEGIN WITH:
January 4, 2012
SOMETIMES, NOTHING IS A REAL COOL CURE:
HOW ABOUT, VACATION IN AN UDDER?:
January 3, 2012
IF YOU WANT FUNDING, PRETEND TO CURE OLD WHITE GUYS:
December 26, 2011
ONLY CONSUMERS CAN DRIVE LOWER COSTS:
December 14, 2011
NOTHING COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO:
ALL THE COOL KIDS HAVE ONE:
December 13, 2011
December 9, 2011
THE WAGES OF PROHIBITION:
December 7, 2011
THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH FUTILITY:
December 6, 2011
NO MEDICINE, JUST HYGIENE:
December 3, 2011
HIS CRITICS HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER SEEN "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE":
November 30, 2011
EXCEPT NO WOMAN WILL BELIEVE A PHONE THAT SAYS SHE'S HEALTHY:
November 29, 2011
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE ECONOMICALLY MARGINAL YOU ONLY GET TREATED WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY ILL:
November 28, 2011
EITHER A THIRD WAY SOLUTION OR A SECOND:
November 25, 2011
STRIPPING THE CASH FROM THE COWS:
DON'T GIVE ME THAT SCIENCE GUFF, I WANT MY MEDICINE!:
November 23, 2011
GIVEN THAT WE ALL HAVE THEM, IN WHAT SENSE ARE THEY ABNORMAL?:
WE OWE IT TO FOLKS WHO IMAGINE THEMSELVES SICK TO PRETEND TO BE CURING THEM:
November 22, 2011
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE:
November 20, 2011
November 18, 2011
COMBINING YANKEE INGENUITY AND PARSIMONY:
November 13, 2011
November 9, 2011
November 7, 2011
IT'S ABOUT HYGIENE, NOT HEALTH:
November 6, 2011
DEPARTMENT OF SELF-CARICATURE:
NOT WHAT THE CONSUMERS WANT TO HEAR:
November 4, 2011
GIVE THEM A DISORDER AND THEY'LL SERVE UP THE DISORDERED:
October 29, 2011
WHY WOULD THEY KILL A CASH COW?:
October 27, 2011
October 26, 2011
DEFINING NORMAL DOWNWARDS:
October 25, 2011
October 24, 2011
SMOKE SCREEN AND MIRRORS:
October 17, 2011
"GOT ME A LOT OF ATTENTION" SHOULD BE THE EPITAPH OF PSYCHIATRY:
THEY AREN'T KIDS, THEY'RE UNTAPPED CUSTOMERS! (via Beppo):
October 16, 2011
October 15, 2011
DUDE, YOU'RE HARSHING ON MY PARTISAN HYSTERIA:
October 12, 2011
MEN WERE NEVER ILLUSIONED IN THE FIRST PLACE:
YOU CAN RISK ILL HEALTH OR DEMAND IT:
October 11, 2011
A CLASSIC FIRST-WORLD PROBLEM:
October 8, 2011
WE CAN'T EVEN GET DEATH PANELS RIGHT IN THE SOCIALIZED MEDICINE WE DO HAVE:
October 7, 2011
BUT FOLKS HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAUGHT TO THE TESTS:
October 5, 2011
IT'S JUST A COSMETIC PROCEDURE:
October 1, 2011
WHICH IS WHY MOST WORK AND ALL SCHOOL DAYS...:
September 25, 2011
THE HIGH PRICE OF COSMETIC SURGERY:
September 16, 2011
September 13, 2011
IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE'RE NATURALLY HUMAN:
September 10, 2011
September 9, 2011
September 8, 2011
HOW NOT TO IMITATE YOUR BETTERS:
August 31, 2011
CONTRARY TO 80 YEARS OF DEMOCRATIC CANT...:
August 26, 2011
August 23, 2011
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TERMITES...:
August 21, 2011
SO THEY HAVE PLENTY OF ENERGY WHEN THEY WANT TO, HUH?:
August 20, 2011
AT LEAST THERE'S NO ONE TO MISS THEM:
August 18, 2011
August 3, 2011
THEY DO IT BECAUSE THEY THINK THE TORTURE CLEANSES THEIR SOULS:
August 1, 2011
July 29, 2011
DON'T TRY TELLING THAT TO THE CONSUMERS:
July 28, 2011
July 18, 2011
July 15, 2011
July 13, 2011
ISN'T THE LARGER POINT OF ALL THIS MEDICAL RESEARCH THAT PLACEBOS ARE EFFECTIVE?:
July 11, 2011
July 10, 2011
DUDES, YOU HARSHED MY MELLOW:
June 28, 2011
June 21, 2011
"WATER, NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF....FISH **** IN IT":
June 20, 2011
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN:
June 19, 2011
THE WAGES OF SELF-ABSORPTION:
June 13, 2011
THE ONLY INCENTIVE FOR PROVIDERS TO CONTROL PRICES...:
May 29, 2011
IT'S NOT JUST THE CASH...:
May 28, 2011
OR WHY NOT REVERSE THAT...:
May 26, 2011
NEEDLESS PROCEDURES ARE THE POINT OF HEALTH INSURANCE:
May 24, 2011
INTENTIONAL QUACKERY AND UNINTENTIONAL:
May 23, 2011
WHAT IT CAN'T MAINLINE AS "NORMAL", MODERN MEDICINE SEEKS TO RECAST AS DISEASE:
May 21, 2011
IT WORKS PRECISELY BECAUSE IT LACKS AMBITION
May 11, 2011
AREN'T THEY HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE A JEDI?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:48 AM
May 6, 2011
FOLLOW THE MONEY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
May 1, 2011
MAKE THEM PAY FOR THE TESTS AND THEY'LL STOP GETTING THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 AM
April 18, 2011
YOU GONNA TAKE THAT SITTING DOWN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:37 PM
April 15, 2011
JUST ANOTHER REASON TO STRAIGHTJACKET YOUR KIDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:32 AM
April 11, 2011
FIRING BLANKS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:14 AM
April 7, 2011
IT'S ALL JUST AN EXCUSE TO WATCH "FLAVOR OF LOVE":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:48 PM
March 26, 2011
MEDICINE IS JUST A CONSUMER GOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:15 AM
March 19, 2011
SCHROEDINGER'S CAT SCAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 AM
WHO'D HAVE DREAMT BEING WELL-NOURISHED WAS GOOD FOR HUMAN HEALTH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 AM
March 15, 2011
ARE THERE REALLY STILL PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THERE'S A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ILLNESS AND DIAGNOSIS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 PM
March 11, 2011
LIKE WE NEED ANY ENCOURAGEMENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:19 AM
March 8, 2011
IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN SPEND THE TIME STARING AT YOUR BREASTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:17 AM
March 6, 2011
IT'S ALL ABOUT ATTENTION SEEKING IN THE FIRST PLACE, SO WHY GET UPSET ABOUT THE "FAKERS"?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:23 AM
March 4, 2011
HECK, UNIVERSAL HSAs ARE AS MUCH ABOUT GETTING PEOPLE TO SAVE/INVEST MORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:26 PM
February 26, 2011
WE KILL THEM BECAUSE WE DESPISE THEM, NOT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DIE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:15 AM
IT'S JUST HYGIENE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:12 AM
February 21, 2011
CITIES WERE AN EXPERIMENT THAT FAILED (via Bryan Francoeur)[profanity alert]::
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:23 AM
MEDICINE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 AM
February 18, 2011
I'M OWED A LOT OF APOLOGIES::
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:03 PM
OUR MEDITERRANEAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:26 AM
February 16, 2011
SNAFU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:53 AM
February 11, 2011
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GET YOUR MEDICAL ADVICE FROM PLAYBOY BUNNIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:35 AM
February 9, 2011
NOW WE TELL THEM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:49 AM
January 30, 2011
HOCKUM STACKED UPON QUACKERY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 AM
January 27, 2011
THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS ALWAYS WRONG:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:37 AM
January 26, 2011
IT'S A PLACE TO SLEEP, NOT TO NOT SLEEP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:55 AM
IT'S NOT A MARKET BECAUSE WE AREN'T CONSUMERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
January 23, 2011
EVERYTHING DOESN'T JUST COST LESS, IT'S ALSO BETTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 AM
January 22, 2011
FIRST, IMAGINE A PERFECT BEING....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:41 PM
January 16, 2011
IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE KNOW WE'RE MORTAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:37 AM
January 14, 2011
A SENSE OF WHO YOU ARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 AM
January 12, 2011
THE DELUSION OF PERFECTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:20 AM
January 3, 2011
PSSST...SHE WAS THE PHILISTINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:38 PM
December 31, 2010
USE A LITTLE REVERSE ENGINEERING AND YOU ARRIVE AT A REVELATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:10 AM
December 27, 2010
AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO WHINGE ABOUT LOSING BIODIVERSITY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:03 AM
YOU MEAN WE CAN'T JUST TELL THEM TO, "SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP"?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:45 AM
December 18, 2010
IT'S NOT THE FACT OF A MANDATE BUT THE CONTENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:29 AM
December 14, 2010
IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
December 12, 2010
KEEP FEE-FOR=-SERVICE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:13 PM
November 30, 2010
EAT A BALANCED DIET AND GET OUTDOORS OFTEN, WHO'DA THUNK?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:42 PM
November 29, 2010
THUS, "DOPE":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
November 26, 2010
THIS TOO SHALL PASS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:32 AM
November 4, 2010
THANKS, W:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:15 AM
November 1, 2010
IT IS US:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:53 AM
October 29, 2010
IT'S MAKING MY HEAD HURT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
October 23, 2010
IGNORANCE IS HEALTH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 AM
October 22, 2010
IT'S COSMETICS, A CLASSIC WOMEN'S PRODUCT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
October 21, 2010
AND THE OTHER 10% IS SUPERFLUOUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
October 19, 2010
MOODS AREN'T DISEASES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:23 AM
October 15, 2010
IT'S JUST COSMETICS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:32 PM
October 1, 2010
GRANDMA KNEW BEST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:52 AM
September 29, 2010
WE LIVE LONGER, DON'T WE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 AM
September 27, 2010
WHAT HAS REALITY TO DO WITH BUREAUCRACY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:12 PM
September 25, 2010
TAX WHAT YOU DON'T WANT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:40 AM
September 23, 2010
BUT IT'S NOT A MODEST INDUSTRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
September 13, 2010
IF IT QUACKS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:05 PM
September 3, 2010
WHICH IS, UNFORTUNATELY, THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE VOTERS CARE ABOUT HEALTH COSTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:33 AM
August 18, 2010
EASY ENOUGH RECIPE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
August 15, 2010
IF IT HAD REACHED BRITAIN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:54 AM
August 14, 2010
IF INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE REQUIRED TO COVER YOU NO MATTER WHAT SHAPE YOU'RE IN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 AM
August 13, 2010
EVERY MAN A KENYAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:07 AM
August 9, 2010
WHICH TELLS US ALL WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT VEGANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 AM
August 8, 2010
KIDS-R-US?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:54 AM
August 3, 2010
BUT SCHOOL ISN'T FOR KIDS, IT'S FOR THEIR PARENTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:47 PM
July 24, 2010
IT'S NOT MEDICINE, IT'S AESTHETICS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:40 AM
June 19, 2010
DANG YOU, THOMAS EDISON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 AM
June 13, 2010
40 WINKS FOR 40 YARDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:39 AM
June 1, 2010
OKAY, NOW LET'S ADOPT A CANADIAN PLAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:26 PM
PROTECTING THE HEALTH INDUSTRY FROM MARKET FORCES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:47 AM
May 17, 2010
IT'S JUST COSMETIC SURGERY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 PM
May 13, 2010
DIAGNOSIS IS NOT DISEASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:56 PM
May 10, 2010
THE LUCKY ONES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:09 PM
May 8, 2010
WHICH IS, AFTER ALL, THE POINT OF THE "ALLERGIES":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:05 PM
May 5, 2010
FAITH HEALING WITH LAB COATS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
May 4, 2010
WHAT DO RESULTS HAVE TO DO WITH HEALTH CARE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:21 PM
May 2, 2010
IF STATES REVOKED DRIVING PRIVILEGES BASED ON A PTSD DIAGNOSIS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:57 AM
April 28, 2010
IT'S ABOUT CONTROLLING PATIENTS, NOT HELPING THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:15 PM
April 24, 2010
I'M YOUR PUSHERMAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:38 AM
April 19, 2010
IF THEY^ HAVE TO COVER YOUR PRE-EXISTING CONDITION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:34 PM
April 17, 2010
HOMEOSTASIS QUO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 AM
April 15, 2010
STERILE CUCKOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 AM
April 12, 2010
FIRST, DO NO...THING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 AM
April 10, 2010
THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 AM
April 5, 2010
YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T JUST DECORATIVE?::
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:38 AM
March 28, 2010
WHAT CREDIBILITY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:21 PM
BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:45 PM
March 24, 2010
WE DON'T NEED PREVENTIVE CARE....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:41 PM
March 22, 2010
BUT IT INCONVENIENCES PARENTS!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:41 PM
March 19, 2010
ROUTINIZING HEALTH CARE CONSUMPTION WILL LOWER HOW MUCH HEALTH CARE WE CONSUME, TRUST ME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:25 PM
March 16, 2010
HMMMM, HOW DOES THE HEADLINE DIFFER FROM THE LEDE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:07 AM
March 15, 2010
CATASTROPHIC COVERAGE AND A SAVINGS ACCOUNT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 PM
MEDICINE ISN'T ABOUT HEALTH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:20 AM
March 12, 2010
IF ONLY THE DEMOCRATS' PLAN WERE GOING TO RATION "HEALTH CARE":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 PM
THE BRIGHTS PANICKED, BUT THE STUPID WERE RATHER CALM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:08 PM
March 10, 2010
MONEY, MEET HOLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:35 AM
March 4, 2010
PURE BUGGERY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 AM
February 22, 2010
NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY BAD REASONS TO NAP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
February 14, 2010
THE MOST ISN'T THE BEST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:39 PM
February 11, 2010
NOT IF THE PERSON RECEIVING THE SERVICE PAYID THE FEE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:19 AM
February 10, 2010
WHAT DOES MODERN MEDICINE HAVE TO DO WITH HEALTH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:55 PM
February 5, 2010
DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE NOT ALL GOING TO DIE THIS WINTER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:10 PM
February 2, 2010
THE DECEIVER, NOT THE DECEIVED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:28 PM
WHY CAN'T OUR SYSTEM WORK LIKE THAT?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:12 PM
February 1, 2010
SO WHY NOT TELL DUMBO THAT YOU HAVE A WONDER DRUG HE SHOULD TRY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
January 30, 2010
NO LEAN AND HUNGRY LOOK FOR THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:57 AM
January 21, 2010
GOSH, AND IT SEEMED SO LIKELY THAT GRAIN, DAIRY, AND LEGUMES HAD SUDDENLY BECOME TOXIC TO HUMANS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:16 PM
January 19, 2010
HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:34 AM
January 12, 2010
THE THIRD WAY IS THE ONLY WAY OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
January 11, 2010
THE DEADLY BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:49 PM
January 9, 2010
THEY'RE SOCIAL FADS, NOT PHYSICAL DISEASES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:16 AM
January 6, 2010
MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 PM
IT'S A PARENTING AFFLICTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:21 AM
PARENTING, NOT DISEASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 AM
December 30, 2009
DANG IT!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:08 AM
December 19, 2009
BUSINESSMAN
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
December 17, 2009
BUT IT'LL TAKE A SILVER BULLET TO KILL THE GULF SYNDROME HOAX (via Jim Yates):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 AM
December 14, 2009
IT REQUIRES A RATHER SIMPLE REFORM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:03 AM
December 10, 2009
MEDICINE IS A CONSUMER GOOD, NOT A SCIENCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:46 PM
ILL-PREPARED FOR LIFE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 AM
December 1, 2009
THE HEIGHT OF ASSININITY (via The Wife):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:19 PM
FIRST, DO HARM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:49 PM
November 30, 2009
BECAUSE GENUINE AUTISM IS A BEHAVIOR DISORDER, PRESENT IN TODDLERS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
November 28, 2009
OKAY, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU SOLVED THE CRISIS, NOW DITCH THE REFORM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 AM
November 25, 2009
EMOTION TRUMPS MEDICINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:36 AM
November 24, 2009
SOME BLIND PIG IS GOING TO BED HUNGRY TONIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:28 PM
November 23, 2009
THE MONITOR?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:11 PM
November 22, 2009
PUT AWAY THE BUBBLE WRAP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:56 PM
TEATS, MEET BULL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:26 AM
November 21, 2009
IT ISN'T "BRAIN SURGERY," IT'S CARPENTRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:04 AM
THE REASON YOU NEED TO SCREEN TO FIND THE STUFF IS BECAUSE IT ISN'T A PROBLEM TO BEGIN WITH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
November 20, 2009
BUT THERE'S GOOD MONEY IN USELESS PROCEDURES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:30 PM
TEUTONIC TONTINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:16 AM
BUT IF YOU NEVER KNOW YOU HAVE A TUMOR THAT'S NEVER GOING TO METASTATIZE, HAVE YOU SURVIVED CANCER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
WHAT THE SCIENTISTS ARE IGNORING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:08 AM
November 19, 2009
FROM THE ARCHIVES: HANOVER HERETICS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
November 18, 2009
THE MEDICAL INDUSTRY DOESN'T MAKE MONEY OFF TELLING YOU YOU'RE HEALTHY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:33 PM
November 17, 2009
EASY ENOUGH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 AM
November 16, 2009
A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 PM
November 14, 2009
THE ANSWER STARING THEM IN THE FACE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:57 PM
UNLESS NATIONAL HEALTH WILL RATION BASED ON SUCH EVIDENCE, IT'S USELESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:18 PM
November 4, 2009
RAISING THE COST OF SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR IS JUST COMMON SENSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
October 27, 2009
JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
October 26, 2009
BIOETHICS EXISTS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 AM
October 21, 2009
THANKS, UR!
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:05 PM
October 19, 2009
BUREAUCRACIES EXIST TO PRETEND THEY'RE NEEDED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:19 PM
October 16, 2009
SO WHY ARE WE GOING TO FORCE INSURANCE COMPANIES TO PAY OUT TO SMOKERS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 AM
October 14, 2009
IT'S JUST AESTHETICS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
October 13, 2009
WHAT, THERE'S NO MORALS CLAUSE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:24 PM
October 9, 2009
EXCEPT THAT THE LEFT FINDS THE CONCEPT OF VOUCHERS MORE OFFENSIVE THAN ROMAN POLANSKI RAPING A CHILD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:45 AM
October 4, 2009
IT'S THE CORPORATE BIT THEY OBJECT TO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:17 AM
October 3, 2009
IF YOU NEEDED A DOCTOR YOU'D KNOW IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:55 AM
October 2, 2009
ONE MORE FOR HARRY LIME'S LIST...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:31 PM
September 29, 2009
THEY'RE MENTALLY ILL, NOT PHYSICALLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:51 AM
September 28, 2009
JUST LET US ROLL THEM OVER IN PERPETUITY (via The Other Brother):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 PM
September 24, 2009
THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT WE MIGHT GET RATIONING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:16 AM
September 21, 2009
THE UR WOULD DO MORE FOR HEALTH BY BANNING THEM ENTIRELY THAN BY ANY INSURANCE SCHEME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 PM
THE ONLY PART OF A NATIONAL HEALTH CARE SERVICE THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE IS THE RATIONING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:16 AM
September 15, 2009
EVERYTHING IS ABNORMAL NOW EXCEPT SEXUAL DEVIANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 AM
September 13, 2009
THE HARD PART FOR THE GOP TO SWALLOW...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:23 PM
September 10, 2009
PRETTY MUCH SINCE THE FALL OF COMMUNISM, HUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:01 AM
September 8, 2009
SOMEONE WANNA TELL MICHAEL J. FOX TO PUT DOWN THAT BABY (via Bryan Franceur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:17 AM
HERE'S AN IDEA... (via Ed Driscoll):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:30 AM
September 6, 2009
WHICH WILL EXPLAIN THE COMING DECLINE IN BREAST CANCER IN AUSTRALIA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:04 AM
HOW DOES THAT WORK?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:48 AM
September 4, 2009
IT'S ALL JUST A MATTER OF WHAT YOU THINK THE PROBLEM IS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:34 AM
September 3, 2009
DO WE WANT THEM THICKER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:17 AM
September 1, 2009
IT'S NOT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE; IT'S ME-NIVERSAL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:48 AM
AND DIABETES IS A GENUINE DISEASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:31 AM
August 31, 2009
JUST A PRETEXT FOR BUGGERY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 PM
August 28, 2009
IT'S FINE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SHOVEL MONEY AT THE PROBLEM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
August 26, 2009
TED KENNEDYS FINAL WISH FOR AMERICA?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:57 PM
August 24, 2009
COMPETITION AS BACK DOOR DEREGULATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
August 23, 2009
IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR BREEDERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 AM
GOT MINE, GET YOURS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 AM
August 20, 2009
PILING ON PUBLIC HEALTH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
THANKS, W:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:37 AM
August 18, 2009
THE LESS "EFFECTIVE" THE BETTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:51 AM
August 17, 2009
INSURANCE IS THE MEDICINE (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:49 PM
August 16, 2009
THE LESSON OF THE CONTRACT AND W'S TWO WINS WAS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:21 AM
August 14, 2009
WHAT OBAMACARE COULD DO FOR YOU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:20 PM
August 13, 2009
YOU MEAN HEALTH CARE ISN'T UNIQUELY INDEPENDENT OF THE LAWS OF ECONOMICS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
August 12, 2009
OLD PEOPLE ARE UNAMERICAN, BUT LUCKILY THIS BILL WILL GET RID OF THEM!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
August 9, 2009
DUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:00 AM
August 6, 2009
HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT EVERY "EFFECTIVE" PAIN TREATMENT IS JUST A PLACEBO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:39 AM
August 5, 2009
I'M AFRAID OF THE SUPERMODEL, CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:45 AM
August 4, 2009
BUT NOT THE BIGGEST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:42 AM
July 29, 2009
TALK ABOUT GOING OFF THE RESERVATION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:42 AM
WHAT DOES NEED HAVE TO DO WITH HEALTH CARE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:33 AM
July 27, 2009
WHICH RAISES AN OBVIOUS QUESTION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:02 PM
July 22, 2009
STARTING FROM SCRATCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:36 AM
July 21, 2009
H1NOONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
July 20, 2009
APPROVE THE PLACEBO (via The Other Brother):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:29 PM
OF COURSE, IT'S ALSO POLITICS THAT'S GOING TO KILL IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
July 19, 2009
EXCEPT THAT PUBLIC POLICY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 AM
July 16, 2009
FIRST, DO NO HARM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:02 PM
July 12, 2009
BULLSCAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 AM
July 8, 2009
DENYING CARE IS THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD JUSTIFY NATIONAL HEALTH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 AM
July 7, 2009
DEFINING HEALTH AS ILLNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:52 PM
GIVEN THAT THE AVERAGE PATIENT SHOULD BE SPENDING NOTHING PER YEAR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:00 AM
July 6, 2009
THERE ARE NO ADVANCES IN MEDICINE, JUST BETTER HYGEINE AND NUTRITION (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:54 PM
HAVING CANCERS REMOVED IS AN AESTHETIC DECISION, NOT A MEDICAL ONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:04 AM
July 5, 2009
TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:17 AM
UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, THEY FOUND THE "CANCER":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:06 AM
July 3, 2009
WE DON'T PAY FOR HEALTH, JUST FOR HEALTH CARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 AM
July 2, 2009
THE RATIONING IS ALL THAT RECOMMENDS THE PLANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:31 AM
YOU DON'T DESIGN A UNIVERSAL SYSTEM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:50 AM
June 29, 2009
AND ALL THAT COVERING 47 MILLION UNINSURED DOES IS INCREASE DEMAND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:14 AM
June 28, 2009
LET THE FRIENDLY FIRE SOFTEN THE TARGETS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 AM
ALL THAT SPENDING, ALL THOSE TESTS, AND NO CHANGE IN DEATH RATES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:02 AM
June 27, 2009
HOW ABOUT A PUBLIC OPTION IN THE LEGAL SYSTEM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:51 PM
June 26, 2009
SEND A MYTH TO FIGHT A MYTH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 AM
June 25, 2009
IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:24 AM
June 22, 2009
IF YOU NEED A TEST TO FIND IT YOU AREN'T SICK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
June 19, 2009
IT'S A PRETTY BASIC PROBLEM FOR DEMOCRATS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:20 AM
June 16, 2009
EXCEPT THAT PENILE IMPLANTS ARE HEALTH CARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:08 PM
THE SEEDS OF AN INSIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:48 AM
June 15, 2009
WEIRD SCIENCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:07 AM
May 31, 2009
IT'LL WORK EXACTLY LIKE HAVING THE GOVERNMENT SEND EVERYONE TO COLLEGE HAS....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:47 PM
RELIEVING PAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TREATING THE UNDERRLYING CONDITION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:16 AM
May 21, 2009
THE EASIEST WAY TO HOLD DOWN HEALTH CARE COSTS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:01 PM
May 20, 2009
MEANWHILE, WHAT PERCENTAGE OF AMERICANS BELIEVE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:33 AM
May 18, 2009
JUST AS YOU DON'T WANT FOOD STAMPS TO PAY FOR JUNK FOOD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:16 AM
ALL THE ADVANCEMENT IN MEDICINE IS JUST HYGIENE, NUTRITION, AND VACCINES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:09 AM
May 16, 2009
THIS GUY'S AN ECONOMIST?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:13 AM
May 12, 2009
THAT'S A LOT OF EFFORT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YANKEES COULD HAVE TOLD YOU (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:48 AM
May 6, 2009
DEFINING "HARD" DOWNWARDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
May 5, 2009
IS IT EVEN "LITTLE MORE"?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:04 AM
May 4, 2009
THE BELL CURVE TOLLS FOR THE SWINE PLAGUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:57 AM
THEY AREN'T MAKING EPIDEMICS LIKE THEY USED TO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:38 AM
May 3, 2009
EXPORTING THE INFERIOR PLAGUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:05 AM
May 2, 2009
BUT THE VIRULENCE OF THE HYSTERIA IS OBVIOUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
May 1, 2009
THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:57 PM
OF WHAT USE IS A CALM PERSPECTIVE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 AM
April 28, 2009
POINTLESS DRUGS, THEY AREN'T JUST FOR UNRULY BOYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 AM
April 24, 2009
SOME CANCERS KILL, SOME DON'T:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:40 AM
April 9, 2009
THERE ARE NO ADVANCES IN MEDICINE, JUST TWEAKS IN TECHNOLOGY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 AM
April 8, 2009
DON'T BOTHER ME WITH THE FACTS, I'M FOLLOWING THE QUACK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:09 AM
April 5, 2009
IS HE AN EMANUEL BROTHER OR A BUSH BROTHER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:25 PM
April 1, 2009
WORSE THAN A PAIN IN THE BUTT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:56 PM
WHAT ARE YOU LETTING IN THROUGH THE SCREEN DOOR?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 AM
March 30, 2009
JUST HYGIENE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:32 PM
March 29, 2009
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE DUBBLE BUBBLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:38 AM
WHAT IF YOU KNOW WHO HOSTS THE TONIGHT SHOW...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 AM
March 25, 2009
I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:23 AM
March 24, 2009
JUST ANOTHER REASON TO AVOID THE QUACKS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:15 PM
March 20, 2009
YOU DON'T "CURE" CANCER BY TREATING IT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 AM
March 17, 2009
FURTHER PROOF YOU SHOULD NEVER SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 PM
FIRST...HARM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
OOPS, NEVERMIND...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:23 AM
March 16, 2009
HERE'S A HANDY RULE OF THUMB...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:13 AM
March 15, 2009
AS USEFUL AS SCREENS ON A SUBMARINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:12 AM
March 13, 2009
THE BIG ENCHILADA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
February 25, 2009
HEY, UR, WANNA SAVE SOME REAL MONEY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 PM
February 22, 2009
YOU'RE WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:27 PM
January 27, 2009
LIKE THE YANKEES, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A SHORTSTOP TO FIELD A COMPLETE TEAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:28 AM
January 25, 2009
SOMEONE REALLY OUGHT TO STUDY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:30 AM
January 15, 2009
AWFULLY EARLY IN THE YEAR, BUT THE FOX BUTTERFIELD AWARD FOR 2009 IS LOCKED UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 AM
January 10, 2009
COME BACK GENERAL PATTON, ALL IS FORGIVEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:07 AM
January 9, 2009
IT'S A SHORT STEP FROM CONTROLLING INCONVENIENT BEHAVIORS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:36 AM
December 17, 2008
ON THE OTHER HAND...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:25 PM
December 10, 2008
THANKS, SAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 PM
November 25, 2008
FIRST, DO NO SEARCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:19 PM
November 24, 2008
YET THE WOMENFOLK NEVER LISTEN WHEN WE TELL THEM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:44 PM
November 4, 2008
THE TECHNICAL TERM IS "COOTIES":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:56 AM
November 3, 2008
BILL/HILL/JEB/GEORGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:42 PM
HERE'S ANOTHER WAY TO THINK OF IT....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:11 AM
October 24, 2008
SO, LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE THIS STRAIGHT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:47 AM
October 18, 2008
MEDICINE'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:14 AM
October 17, 2008
WE'RE WALKING STEM CELL FARMS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 PM
October 13, 2008
SCIENCE IS THE WRONG PLACE TO LOOK FOR OBJECTIVITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:23 PM
ALL IT PREVENTS IS SAVINGS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:01 PM
October 10, 2008
AS ALWAYS, THE THIRD WAY TRUMPS BOTH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:25 AM
September 22, 2008
HUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 AM
September 19, 2008
WHEN I WAS A KID....
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:06 AM
September 16, 2008
MASSACRE AT HUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:20 PM
September 5, 2008
AN OUTBREAK OF GOOD SENSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:56 AM
August 22, 2008
MAKING YOUR KIDS PAY THE PRICE OF YOUR LUNACY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:13 PM
August 19, 2008
60-40 NATION FILES (via Bryan Francoeur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:21 PM
July 3, 2008
EVEN THE 50% IS A MISDIAGNOSIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:46 PM
June 29, 2008
OBAMASTAN, WHERE AMERICA'S FUTURE IS CANADA'S PAST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:35 PM
June 21, 2008
THE ENTIRE IMPROVEMENT IN HUMAN HEALTH IN THE "SCIENTIFIC" AGE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 AM
May 25, 2008
ARE THEY MARGINALIZED BY NOT QUITTING...
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:59 AM
May 17, 2008
DEFINE EXCESSIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:37 AM
May 5, 2008
WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:37 AM
April 26, 2008
BECAUSE IT'S PSYCHOSAOMATIC AND STRAIGHT MEN HATE DOCTORS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:44 PM
March 17, 2008
BUT GOOD NEWS FOR STRAIGHT MEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:35 AM
March 13, 2008
POOR MR. SPITZER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 AM
March 12, 2008
FIRST RULE OF MEDICINE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:56 AM
March 6, 2008
WELL-ADJUSTED PEOPLE DON'T KILL THEMSELVES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:29 PM
March 5, 2008
DIAGNOSIS IS NOT DISEASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:03 PM
March 4, 2008
WHY WOULDN'T COST HAVE A PLACEBO EFFECT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:23 PM
RAISING THE OBVIOUS QUESTION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:22 AM
February 27, 2008
GIVEN THAT HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER COMMODITY THESE DAYS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:52 AM
February 20, 2008
WHICH CAME FIRST THE HYSTERIA OR THE EGG?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 PM
February 19, 2008
PHYSICIAN, COMPETE THYSELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:16 AM
February 11, 2008
WHICH JUST INCREASED WETNURSE SALARIES BY A FACTOR TEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:22 PM
February 3, 2008
DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE FACTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:11 AM
January 29, 2008
CULTURE OF LIFE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:17 AM
January 10, 2008
FORGET THE BEAT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:37 PM
January 9, 2008
DIAGNOSIS IS NOT DISEASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
January 7, 2008
NURTURE NOT NATURE AFTER ALL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:29 PM
December 30, 2007
COUNTER-NARRATIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:28 AM
December 26, 2007
HARDLY A COINCIDENCE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:30 AM
December 21, 2007
THE WAR ON NORMAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:46 AM
December 12, 2007
IDEAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:02 PM
November 27, 2007
FOLK'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING OF AFRICANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:58 PM
ALL THE IMPROVEMENTS IN MODERN HEALTH BOIL DOWN TO JUST TWO...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:38 AM
November 18, 2007
EVERY HEALTH IMPROVEMENT IS JUST A MATTER OF HYGIENE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:57 AM
November 8, 2007
NERVE IMPINGEMENT ISN'T HEALING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:44 PM
November 6, 2007
SOMNIMENTAL HYGIENE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:37 AM
November 2, 2007
AND, IF THEY'RE WRONG, WHO CARES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:09 AM
October 26, 2007
AT LEAST AGENT ORANGE REALLY DOES CAUSE ACNE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:34 AM
October 23, 2007
GREAT, THE KIDS WILL SPEND NEXT SUMMER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:59 PM
October 16, 2007
THINK THE FOUNDERS LIMBERED UP?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:23 PM
October 15, 2007
LET'S MAKE A DEAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:09 PM
October 5, 2007
FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:44 AM
GAME. SET. MATCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
October 4, 2007
FROM LEANER GOVERNMENT TO PUTTING ON SOME PAUNCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:12 PM
October 3, 2007
RECONNECTING COSTS TO BENEFITS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:49 AM
October 2, 2007
NOT SO RUSTY OLD JOHN DEERE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:02 PM
October 1, 2007
WHY NOT HEALTH CARE TOO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
September 25, 2007
SPEAKING OF THE TRANSGENDERED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:57 PM
NO HAIR, SO NOT HEIR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:10 AM
September 22, 2007
WHO HAS TO BREAK IT TO MICHAEL MOORE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:33 AM
September 19, 2007
BUY AN "H":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:18 AM
September 17, 2007
IF IT QUACKS..:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:58 PM
THE ONLY THING I LEARNED OF VALUE IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:07 PM
SEEMS SINISTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:41 AM
September 15, 2007
JUNK SCIENCE IS REDUNDANT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:21 PM
September 11, 2007
AND IF THEY'RE WRONG, WHO CARES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:12 PM
September 8, 2007
REGULAR BLACK COFFEE WORKED FOR ME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:56 PM
September 5, 2007
THE REVOLUTION NEVER GETS PAST '76:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:48 PM
August 29, 2007
THE CASH YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:31 PM
August 27, 2007
MARKET FUNDAMENTALISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:05 AM
August 24, 2007
SURE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:39 PM
August 23, 2007
THE REVOLUTION ROLLS ON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:13 AM
August 17, 2007
WHY ABSOLVE THE PILL WHORES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 13, 2007
DON'T THESE SCIENTISTS HAVE ANY KIDS OF THEIR OWN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:41 PM
August 11, 2007
MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 PM
August 8, 2007
THOUGH SELDOM THE WAY VIRGINIA WOOLF WENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 PM
August 6, 2007
ABNORMAL IS THE NEW BLACK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 PM
July 29, 2007
THEY AREN'T MEDICINES, THEY'RE COSMETICS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 AM
MARKETS WOULD TRANSFER THE WHOLE COST :
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
July 28, 2007
SO CLOSE TO AN EPIPHANY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 AM
July 27, 2007
SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:57 PM
COULDN'T YOU INJECT IT INTO THE FILLING OF A TWINKIE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:46 PM
July 25, 2007
BUT THE WAVES MUST INTRERACT WITH VACCINES TO CAUSE AUTISM, ADHD, OBESITY, WARTS, BACK HAIR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:02 AM
July 24, 2007
PLUS, YOU LOOK COOL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:42 AM
July 10, 2007
THE REALISTIC SOLUTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:40 PM
July 9, 2007
HOW HARD IS IT TO TELL PEOPLE TO WASH THEIR HANDS AND EAT BETTER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 PM
July 1, 2007
SAME/SAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:31 AM
June 26, 2007
SPOKEN LIKE A LITTLE SISTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:56 PM
June 24, 2007
HERE'S A DEAL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:57 AM
June 17, 2007
GOTTA SHUT THEM UP SOMEHOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:17 AM
June 16, 2007
DUNGEONS & DUFFERS (via The Mother Judd):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:19 AM
June 12, 2007
ONE LESS EXCUSE FOR NOT EATING BEEF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
June 11, 2007
THE MOST GENEROUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 AM
June 10, 2007
THE ODD DECOUPLING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
June 7, 2007
THE BIG THREE WAY (via Luciferous):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:44 PM
June 6, 2007
RIDDLE US THIS... (via Luciferous):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:37 AM
May 31, 2007
FIRST THEY CAME FOR OUR CAVITIES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:27 PM
May 28, 2007
SOONER OR LATER WE'LL LEARN SOMETHING OUR FOREFATHERS DIDN'T KNOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:12 AM
May 21, 2007
MEATLESS IS MURDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:32 AM
IT HAS TO BE THE DEFAULT SETTING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
May 17, 2007
ISN'T THE DEMOCRATIC LINE THAT IT WON'T SAVE ANY MONEY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:55 PM
YET "CONSERVATIVES" CHASED THE BEST CONGRESS WE'VE EVER HAD OUT OF TOWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:21 PM
May 15, 2007
BECAUSE MURDERERS DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ACCOMPLICE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
May 14, 2007
THE CAMEL'S NOSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:02 AM
May 9, 2007
GOTTA CUT BACK ON THE WASABI, HOMEYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:56 AM
May 5, 2007
FUNNY SORT OF HOOVERVILLE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
May 3, 2007
SINCE HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD THESE DAYS...
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 PM
...AND BETTER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:02 PM
April 30, 2007
THEY'LL KNOW FUNKYTOWN BETTER THAN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (via The Mother Judd):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:48 PM
April 28, 2007
VITAL ATTRACTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:21 PM
April 24, 2007
A TEMPLATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 AM
April 15, 2007
AND THE CONSUMER SHALL LEAD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:11 AM
April 11, 2007
THERE'S NO BETTER SNACK THAN A BOWL OF CEREAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:13 AM
NOW HERE'S A CONTEST FOR YOU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:34 AM
April 10, 2007
SHHHHHH...THE REVOLUTION MUST NOT BE NOTICED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 PM
April 8, 2007
WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN-HEARTED?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:11 AM
April 5, 2007
MORE IS LESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:49 AM
April 4, 2007
SPOTTY MEDICINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:40 PM
April 3, 2007
IF THEY LOOK THEY FIND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:01 AM
March 30, 2007
IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH THE 5 YEAR OLD CAN KICK YOUR BUTT IN MONKEYBALL? (via The Mother Judd):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:23 AM
March 28, 2007
HEIMLICH? HE WAS WORKIN' HER LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 AM
March 27, 2007
READ WITHOUT YOUR SPOUSE THINKING YOU'RE LAZY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:30 AM
IF WE NEEDED STENTS WE'D EVOLVE THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
March 23, 2007
CATCHING UP TO THE REBEL-IN-CHIEF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:51 AM
March 22, 2007
THE SKY IS RISING, THE SKY IS RISING!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:17 AM
March 20, 2007
SPARE THE DRUGS, SPOIL THE ADULTS' DAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:10 AM
March 15, 2007
PLUS, NO PULP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:02 AM
March 14, 2007
TO NAP IS TO FIGHT IGNORANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
March 13, 2007
WE'RE JOLLY, DON'T YOU KNOW?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 AM
March 10, 2007
DRUGGING BOYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:21 AM
March 7, 2007
SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND...EVEN IF NOT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:52 PM
March 5, 2007
THEY SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:20 AM
CHURCHILL'S DEAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:02 AM
February 28, 2007
MIGHT HELP IF THEY DIDN'T FILL THE SAME PRESCRIPTION THREE TIMES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:35 PM
BUSH/WYDEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 PM
February 26, 2007
CHEER UP, CHARLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
February 22, 2007
JUST THE TIP OF THE HEISENBERG:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:30 PM
February 12, 2007
JUST BEING HEART HEALTHY HONEY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 PM
January 10, 2007
THE BEAUTY OF ROWDY IS THAT HE ISN'T:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
January 9, 2007
IF YOU BELIEVE LIFE IS A TRAGEDY, YOURS WILL BE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:44 PM
...AND CHEAPER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:32 AM
JUST WAITING TO BE DONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:26 AM
January 8, 2007
JUST KEEPING THE SEATS WARM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:35 PM
December 20, 2006
SAVED BY SUDOKU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:05 AM
December 17, 2006
THEY DON'T CALL IT SAL-VATION FOR NOTHIN':
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:59 AM
December 16, 2006
FEATHER-HEADED THINKING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:50 AM
FOLKS DON'T WANT IT UNLESS YOU CRANK UP A FAKE HYSTERIA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:23 AM
December 15, 2006
MAYBE HE COULD PUT ON SOME BARRY WHITE AND LIGHT SOME INCENSE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:41 PM
GEE, MESSING WITH CREATION SEEMED SUCH A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:01 AM
December 14, 2006
WE'LL KEEP THE PAIN, THANKS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:33 PM
BUT CAN HE GET DEMOCRATS TO BACK A PLAN THAT PRIVATE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
December 13, 2006
A TYPICAL DAY FOR THE GOP MAJORITY (via Kevin Whited):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:22 AM
THE CRUSADER STATE EXTENDS THE COVENANT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:46 AM
December 5, 2006
QUICK, PRETEND TO CARE... (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:19 AM
December 3, 2006
BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:03 PM
WHAT DOES SCIENCE HAVE TO DO WITH IT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:48 AM
THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:58 AM
November 30, 2006
AS "AUTISM" BECOMES "SPECIES":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:32 PM
MY MATH'S NOT SO GOOD....
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:30 PM
WINNING THE CULTURE WAR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:47 AM
November 27, 2006
YET THE GOP RAN ON PERPETUAL WAR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:49 AM
November 23, 2006
THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HELP THEM, JUST CONTROL THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:12 AM
October 25, 2006
JUST DON'T TRY WEARING ONE WHEN YOU MEET WITH GORDON BROWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:20 AM
...AND HEALTHIER... (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:06 AM
October 24, 2006
WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE IT ALSO TURNS THEM INTO GIANT [RHYMES WITH TRIX]:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:03 AM
October 21, 2006
THEIR PUPPIES DON'T HAVE ADD OR AUTISM EITHER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:22 AM
October 19, 2006
YET FOLKS STILL DOUBT THERE'S A GOD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 AM
WHAT DOES EFFECTIVENESS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
October 17, 2006
THE BASTARD CHILDREN OF CLAIRE HUXTABLE (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:14 PM
WHO KNEW IT WAS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:22 PM
October 5, 2006
CREATIVE DISRUPTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:43 PM
NEOCONOMIST IN CHIEF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:05 AM
October 4, 2006
GETTING AHEAD OF THE CURVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
FIRST YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE UNIONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
October 3, 2006
SHOULDN'T ONLY THE RICH BENEFIT FROM THIS TAX SHELTER? (via Kevin Whited):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:51 AM
PROGRESSING BACKWARDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:31 AM
October 2, 2006
GENIUS OFTEN LIES IN NOTICING THE OBVIOUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:31 PM
HEAD, NOT LUNGS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:26 PM
September 29, 2006
WHO'S MORE DISAPPOINTED THAT THE PROGRAM WORKS SO WELL...
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:14 AM
September 21, 2006
MY BODY GUARD (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:55 AM
September 18, 2006
YOU'D HOLD OUT FOR ANOTHER TOO IF THEY'RE INCREASING BY A FACTOR OF 10:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:34 AM
September 13, 2006
THE COMMODIFICATION OF MEDICINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:48 AM
September 12, 2006
NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US AGENT ORANGE ONLY CAUSES ACNE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:47 PM
August 27, 2006
TWO-FER (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:32 AM
August 23, 2006
SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:01 AM
August 5, 2006
A MINIMUM WAIT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:47 AM
August 3, 2006
V-9:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:07 AM
August 1, 2006
COMPETITION IS GOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:46 PM
July 30, 2006
MY, WHAT A SMALL BEAK YOU HAVE, GRANDMA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:31 AM
July 27, 2006
THUS THE BASEMENT RULE (via Bryan Francoeur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:13 AM
July 18, 2006
BUTTERY GOODNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 AM
July 16, 2006
MAYBE THEY COULD START SMOKING TOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:36 AM
July 14, 2006
COFFIN NAILING YOUR WOMB?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:27 PM
July 8, 2006
COME BACK PRESIDENT SUMMERS, ALL IS FORGIVEN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:40 AM
June 28, 2006
WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO KILL YOU?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:20 AM
June 24, 2006
DON'T TRY AND CONFUSE US WITH THE FACTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:12 PM
NOTHING A REAL ENERGY CRISIS WOULDN'T FIX:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:33 AM
June 21, 2006
SLEEP IS MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN WORK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:09 PM
June 17, 2006
TO MARKET, TO MARKET, TO BUY A...ADVANCED MEDICAL PROCEDURE IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:52 AM
June 15, 2006
FIRST, DO NO HARM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:23 AM
June 13, 2006
DID THEY SAVE THESE REPORTS FOR FATHERS DAY WEEK?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:18 AM
YET ADVOCATES ARE STILL PIMPING THE HOAX:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:58 AM
June 12, 2006
ANY DAY NOW WE'LL LEARN SOMETHING OUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T KNOW....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:17 AM
A PARTY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S WINNING THE REVOLUTION (via mc):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:09 AM
June 10, 2006
LEARN FROM BILL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:00 AM
June 8, 2006
SOONER OR LATER WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING OUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T KNOW (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:40 AM
June 5, 2006
THE THIRD WAY IN ACTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:02 AM
ALL ABOUT WHO YOUR ALLIES ARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:26 AM
June 2, 2006
MEDICARE REFORM IN ACTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:36 AM
May 28, 2006
PIPE THE WASTE AWAY FROM LIVING AREAS, WASH YOUR HANDS, STOP SMOKING, AFFORD 2000 CALORIES A DAY-- THE REST IS DECORATIVE (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:14 AM
MERCURY FALLING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:11 AM
EVEN GOD CAN'T HIT A ONE IRON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:06 AM
May 27, 2006
WHAT FLEXIBILITY BUYS YOU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:16 PM
May 25, 2006
YEAH, BUT THEY DON'T DISRUPT CLASS ANYMORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:07 AM
May 23, 2006
FOOD, SOAP & PRAYER (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:10 PM
MORE A GEORGESEND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 AM
May 22, 2006
A: NOT EUROPEANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:02 PM
May 19, 2006
IF IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:57 PM
OWNERSHIP IN OKLAHOMA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:00 AM
May 18, 2006
MAYBE RITALIN CAUSES AUTISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:56 PM
May 17, 2006
HARD TO SEE HOW IT COULD HAVE GONE ANY BETTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:34 AM
May 16, 2006
WHICH IS WHY YOU PRETEND TO HAVE DEADLINES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:57 AM
May 12, 2006
THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION, RIGHT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 PM
May 11, 2006
FOLKLORIC EVEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:48 AM
May 10, 2006
PURITAN CONSUMERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:55 PM
May 9, 2006
CONFUSING DIAGNOSIS WITH DISEASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:40 PM
May 8, 2006
HE JUST KEEPS PILING UP WINS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:43 PM
May 5, 2006
LUCKY THEY WEREN'T PLAYING HEARTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:19 PM
April 27, 2006
THANKS, NANCY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 AM
April 25, 2006
PATIENT, HEAL THYSELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:34 PM
April 20, 2006
YOU LIVE AWHILE IN A PURITAN NATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:35 AM
April 19, 2006
PARCELLING OUT RATIONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
April 11, 2006
IF THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT THEN IT ISN'T PRIVATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:57 PM
LOSE THE STENCH, ADD PATRONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:51 AM
April 5, 2006
WITH NATIONAL HEALTH COMES NATIONAL NUTRITION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:17 AM
April 3, 2006
ALL OF THE RIGHT'S "DEFEATS" HAVE BEEN WINS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:14 AM
March 29, 2006
"SORRY," BEATS THE HECK OUT OF A TORT CLAIM (via Raoul Ortega):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:50 PM
March 26, 2006
HEY, JIMMY CARTER DID SOMETHING GOOD, FOR ONCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 AM
March 22, 2006
IF THEY CARED ABOUT SUCH THINGS THEY WOULDN'T SMOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:27 PM
March 15, 2006
THE APPLICATION ISN'T ALL THAT PLEASANT THOUGH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:53 PM
March 14, 2006
STOCKING THE GUILT BANK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:12 AM
March 10, 2006
DOCTORS WITHOUT MORALS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:34 AM
March 8, 2006
NO DUH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:36 PM
March 7, 2006
LIVE FREE OF SMOKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:54 PM
February 27, 2006
THOSE TRICKY DEMOCRATS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
February 24, 2006
PUTS THE AMERICAN BACK IN TOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:54 PM
February 23, 2006
HE CAN SEE THE CART, BUT CAN'T DISCERN THE HORSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:44 AM
February 22, 2006
THANKS, W:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:40 AM
February 21, 2006
THE SHOPPERS HAVE SWITCHED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:07 PM
February 19, 2006
IT'S DONE TO THE KIDS--IT'S FOR THE ADULTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:34 AM
February 18, 2006
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MEDICAL PROGRESS, JUST SANITATION & HYGIENE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:51 AM
February 16, 2006
CONSUMER GOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:01 PM
February 14, 2006
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:12 PM
ANOTHER RATIONALISM DOWN THE TUBES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:31 PM
February 13, 2006
IT ONLY TOOK THEM 6 YEARS TO FIGURE HIM OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:51 AM
February 12, 2006
HOW ROVE DOES IT (via Tom Morin and Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:20 PM
WOULD YOU TRUST A COLLEGE FRESHMAN? (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:22 AM
February 10, 2006
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:06 PM
IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT BEEF, WHY'D HE MAKE COWS SO SLOW?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:38 PM
PULLING COFFIN NAILS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:59 AM
February 8, 2006
HEY, HONEY, BRING HOME A BUCKET OF KFC, HUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:45 AM
February 7, 2006
GOOD PAPERCLIPS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:01 AM
STARVING THE BEAST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:51 AM
January 31, 2006
ANTI-SMOKING IS A MARKET FORCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:13 AM
January 30, 2006
RESTORING INCENTIVES AND REWARDING GOOD BEHAVIOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:56 AM
January 25, 2006
ALLIGATOR ARMS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:11 AM
January 21, 2006
LIKE GIVING THE MICK A NEW LIVER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:53 PM
January 19, 2006
FINALLY, A SPOT IN CHICAGO MORE DISGUSTING THAN LOWER WACKER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:06 PM
January 10, 2006
NO MORE BROKEBACK HOSPITAL? (via Bruce Cleaver):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:38 AM
January 5, 2006
A RUN OF GOOD NEWS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:05 AM
DUDE, YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH MY MIND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:21 AM
December 21, 2005
AH, MODERN SCIENCE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:29 AM
December 12, 2005
HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR HYSTERICS, BUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:14 PM
December 11, 2005
HER YOU COULD SEE SCHIAVOING (via Brian Boys):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:30 PM
December 9, 2005
MCCAIN SUPPLIES THE VOTES & JEB THE PLATFORM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:00 AM
November 30, 2005
IT'S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT FOR THE FRENCH SINCE THEY ALL HAVE TWO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:20 PM
November 28, 2005
TYPHOID J-LO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:54 PM
SIC TRANSIT EMPIRICISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:34 AM
THE COVEN VS. THE COVENANT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:31 AM
November 21, 2005
NOT TO MENTION, IT'S FOR SISSIES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:52 AM
November 16, 2005
IT'S A START:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:51 AM
November 13, 2005
IT'S ABOUT SAVINGS, NOT MEDICINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:51 AM
November 4, 2005
MAKING KIDS PAY THE PRICE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:37 AM
October 24, 2005
THOSE WHO CAN LEAST AFFORD IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:18 PM
October 22, 2005
IT ONLY LOOKS DEAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:35 PM
October 21, 2005
CRANK UP THE LEFTY WAILING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:02 AM
October 20, 2005
ONE OF THOSE DAYS DOCTORS WOULD AS SOON CALL IN SICK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 AM
October 16, 2005
BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MYSELF (via Mike Daley):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:20 AM
October 12, 2005
MY SIN GOOD, YOUR SIN BAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:32 PM
October 11, 2005
TOO FRENCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:44 PM
October 7, 2005
WHY NOT SERVE THE U.S. COMPANIES AND THE CONSUMERS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 PM
BUT DRUGGING THEM IS SO MUCH EASIER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:18 PM
October 6, 2005
IT'D MAKE KATRINA LOOK LIKE A RAIN STORM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:43 AM
October 2, 2005
FOX BUTTERFIELD WANNABE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:11 AM
September 22, 2005
DON'T CALL THEM COFFIN NAILS FOR NOTHIN':
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:00 AM
September 7, 2005
TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO COUPLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 31, 2005
GEE, EXCESSIVE SELF-ABSORPTION SEEMS SO HEALTHY (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
August 30, 2005
ALL IN YOUR MIND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:45 PM
August 29, 2005
NOW YOU'RE TALKIN':
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:16 AM
August 26, 2005
ANY DAY NOW THERE'LL BE AN ACTUAL ADVANCE IN MEDICINE FROM WHAT OUR ANCESTORS KNEW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:57 PM
August 25, 2005
IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU'D HAVE TO HATE LIFE... (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:11 AM
August 24, 2005
RATHER DEAD THAN OFFENDED (via Bob Tremblay):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
August 23, 2005
MORE MONKEY CHOW, PLEASE (via Michael Herdegen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:31 PM
IF WE AREN'T KILLING WE'RE MUDDLED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:56 AM
BUT I JUST KNOW WE'RE BETTER OFF....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 16, 2005
THE PATIENTS OF JOB:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:48 PM
August 13, 2005
NO, YOU TELL HER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:52 AM
August 11, 2005
THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE TO BLAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:03 PM
August 9, 2005
THEY MAY BE SMALLER FOR A REASON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:58 PM
July 27, 2005
SO MUCH FOR RANDOMNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
July 21, 2005
UNVACCINATED, NOW UNWASHED (via John Resnick):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:02 PM
July 20, 2005
GOTTA BLAME SOMEBODY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:19 AM
July 14, 2005
IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:00 PM
July 8, 2005
DID DOLE FUND THE RESEARCH (via Michael Herdegen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:05 PM
July 6, 2005
APPARENTLY HE TAKES THESE COVENANTS PRETTY SERIOUSLY (via Jim Yates):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:44 PM
July 5, 2005
FIRST ORDER...A BURGER (via M Ali Choudhury):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:59 PM
July 2, 2005
CONNECTING CHOICES TO COSTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:00 PM
JACQUES WHO'S?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:45 AM
July 1, 2005
DUBIOUSER AND DUBIOUSER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:11 PM
June 30, 2005
THAT'S WHAT ATTICS ARE FOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:53 AM
June 29, 2005
COULD THEY HAVE TOLD US THAT WHEN WE WERE PUBESCENT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 AM
June 28, 2005
LIBERAL HEALTH CARE--EVERY HOSPITAL A KING!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:32 AM
June 26, 2005
SOMEONE NEVER LEARNED TO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:55 PM
June 22, 2005
THEY'RE AMERICANS, AREN'T THEY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:12 PM
June 19, 2005
WE NEED MORE HYSTERIA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:44 PM
June 17, 2005
WHAT IF YOUR 100 YARD DASH TAKES 6 MINUTES? (via Michael Herdegen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
June 15, 2005
GEE, YOU MEAN IT WASN'T ABOUT HUMANITARIANISM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 AM
June 13, 2005
NOW MAKE THEM A MANDATORY MINIMUM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 AM
June 12, 2005
CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR IT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
June 11, 2005
MAN MADE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:51 AM
May 28, 2005
BOWING TO THE INEVITABLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:24 PM
May 25, 2005
WHERE'S BERTON ROUECHE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:51 PM
May 17, 2005
POOL WATER YOU CAN DRINK (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:56 AM
YOU WANNA BE P.C. OR GET WELL? (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
May 9, 2005
I BET HIM $100 THAT HE LOSES (via John Resnick):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:04 PM
April 28, 2005
ODDLY ENOUGH, THEY'RE FOUND ONLY IN MA (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:23 AM
April 25, 2005
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 AM
April 22, 2005
I TYPE, THEREFORE I DON'T THINK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:04 AM
April 20, 2005
NOW YOU'RE TALKIN':
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:55 PM
April 15, 2005
TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:31 PM
April 14, 2005
THERE'S A REASON WE DON'T HAVE HUMPS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
April 13, 2005
ANYONE THINK A BAN ON PENILE IMPLANTS WOULD STAND?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:54 PM
QUIT BUGGING THEM (US):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:56 PM
April 11, 2005
AT LAST, A COMMODITY WITH A FUTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:47 AM
April 10, 2005
THEY SHOULD ONLY BE FREELY AVAILABLE IF THEY CAUSE DEATH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:37 AM
April 7, 2005
PUSHER PARTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:08 AM
April 6, 2005
A WORD TO THE WISE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 PM
April 4, 2005
PROVING THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP IT YOU'LL GO BLIND::
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:43 AM
April 1, 2005
WOULD IT KILL YA' TO HAVE A SALAD ONCE IN AWHILE? (via Pat H):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:24 PM
March 29, 2005
NO ONE MISSES THE STENCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:03 PM
WHEN YOU'RE TIRED, SLEEP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:01 PM
March 26, 2005
SELF-REFERENCE ALERT (UNPLEASANT MEDICAL DETAILS INCLUDED):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
March 21, 2005
REGRESSIVE PROGRESS (via The Other Brother):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:55 PM
March 11, 2005
OH, WHAT YOU'RE MISSING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:05 AM
March 6, 2005
BREAKING THE CODE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:50 PM
March 2, 2005
FUNDING FRACTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 AM
March 1, 2005
LIVE LONGER, WORK LONGER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:13 AM
February 24, 2005
RESPONSIBILITY WORKS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:34 AM
February 22, 2005
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:20 PM
February 18, 2005
BUILDING A DRUG CULTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:41 PM
February 17, 2005
NO FREE DRUG LUNCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 AM
February 16, 2005
SO WE GOT THAT GOIN' FOR US:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:57 AM
February 14, 2005
YOU GO FIRST (via Jim Yates)
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:42 PM
February 11, 2005
GOT MILK? (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
February 10, 2005
GENDER AS DISEASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:00 PM
THE DEMOCRATS' HEALTH PRESCRIPTION (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:26 AM
February 9, 2005
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:38 PM
SURPRISE, PEOPLE PREFER BOTOX AND VIAGRA TO CLEANING UP DIOXIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:24 AM
MILK NAZIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:31 AM
February 6, 2005
WHY GEORGE OPPOSES GEORGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
February 4, 2005
HOW MUCH GREENER OUR VALLEYS (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 AM
February 2, 2005
WHAT MITE HAVE BEEN (via Jim Yates):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:44 PM
January 29, 2005
WHICH WOULD REDEFINE EYE TEETH (via Jim Yates):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:26 PM
January 28, 2005
UGANDA SHALL LEAD THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 AM
January 27, 2005
LEADING THE CAMEL FURTHER INTO THE TENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:17 AM
January 26, 2005
BACK TO THE SECOND WAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:53 AM
January 18, 2005
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SHE'S MY SISTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:11 PM
January 17, 2005
NURTURE, NOT NATURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:02 PM
MOVE OVER PHINEAS GAGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:58 AM
January 12, 2005
WERE ANY OF CABANA BOY'S CAMPAIGN ISSUES FACT-BASED?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:16 AM
January 7, 2005
BINGO!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:49 PM
January 5, 2005
SELF-INFLICTED TSUNAMI (via Jim Yates):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:49 PM
SIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD!!!!, WE NEED MORE DRUGS!!!!!!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:47 AM
January 4, 2005
THE HIGHCHAIRS THEY SIT YOU IN ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:52 AM
IS MEDICAL PROGRESS EVER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
December 31, 2004
IT'S NOT JUST A SNORING PROBLEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:17 AM
December 28, 2004
YOUR DOCTOR ISN'T YOUR SOCIAL WORKER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 AM
PLACEBO LAND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:34 AM
December 24, 2004
ONE FLU OVER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:25 AM
December 22, 2004
DEMEDICATING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:28 AM
December 17, 2004
ONE OF THE GREAT NON-STORIES OF 2004:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:30 PM
December 16, 2004
JUST WAIT'LL YOU CAN MAIL-ORDER MEAT FROM ABROAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:13 PM
December 15, 2004
IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:09 AM
December 7, 2004
STILL WANT TO BE UNPLUGGED?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:36 AM
December 6, 2004
SOCIAL PRESCRIPTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:49 PM
December 3, 2004
STOP PAYING FOR THEM AND FOLKS WILL STOP TAKING THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:05 AM