HEALTH/MEDICINE Archives

October 31, 2014

THE GREAT MYTH INVOLVED...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2014

DUDE, NO ONME ASSOCIATES MEASLES WITH AFRICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2014

IT'S A GOOD EXCUSE ANYWAY...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2014

YOU ALREADY LOST:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOW TELL THE MOTHERS IT WILL ALSO...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SKIN IN THE GAME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 23, 2014

WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU:

Posted by orrinj at 5:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LACTOSE INTOLERANCE IS A HOAX:

Posted by orrinj at 12:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:

Posted by orrinj at 12:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2014

HEALTH CARE COSTS CAN'T WITHSTAND FREE MARKETS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2014

AEROBICS? (self-reference alert):

Posted by orrinj at 2:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2014

THE ALGORITHIM WILL SEE YOU NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 6, 2014

THE COMPUTERS THAT REPLACE THEM WILL BE CHEAP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MONEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF YOUR POCKET:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2014

THANKS, UR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2014

PUSH THEM INTO HSAs IF YOU WANT TO CUT COSTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 28, 2014

KNOCK ON WOOD (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 9:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2014

AREN'T THE SORTS OF MEN WHO READ MEN'S JOURNAL THE PROBLEM?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2014

DOWNWARD PRESSURE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 10, 2014

THIS WEEK'S FOX BUTTERFIELD AWARD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2014

NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR FATHER DID:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2014

A HANDY RULE OF THUMB (self-reference alert)

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 3, 2014

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 12:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2014

IT'S JUST COSMETIC:

Posted by orrinj at 4:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 27, 2014

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2014

A LIFE OF MODERATION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 18, 2014

THE HEALTH CARE INDUSTRY DOESN'T MAKE MONEY BY NOT TESTING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY ASPIRIN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 16, 2014

OUR STARSHIP TROOPERS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 13, 2014

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2014

IF YOU WERE SICK IT WOULDN'T REQUIRE SCREENING TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2014

A TWOFER...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2014

HEALTH CARE COSTS CAN'T WITHSTAND COMMODIFICATION:

Posted by orrinj at 8:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 7, 2014

WELL, WE CAN SAY THIS MUCH AT LEAST...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 6, 2014

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2014

NOW IMAGINE YOU MADE THEM SPEND THEIR OWN MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 4, 2014

MAKE THEM PAY OUT OF POCKET AND THEY'LL ACT RESPONSIBLY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 3, 2014

AN EFFECTIVE USE FOR FOREIGN AID:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2014

MENTAL ILLNESS IS ALL IN YOUR BRAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 26, 2014

A ZEN COHEN...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LUDDISM IN FANCY DRESS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 25, 2014

ALL HUMAN HEALTH PROGRESS IS JUST NUTRITION, SANITATION, ANTIOBIOTICS AND VACCINES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2014

A SPRING IN YOUR STEP:

Posted by orrinj at 3:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 19, 2014

THE CONCEIT INHERENT IN FRETTING OVER THIS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2014

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS QUALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 17, 2014

IN FACT, IT'S ENTIRELY A FUNCTION OF PUBLIC POLICY, W'S:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TREAT IT LIKE THE COMMODITY IT IS AND PRICES FALL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DRIVE THE COST TO CONSUMERS HIGHER AND THE COSTS WILL COME DOWN FURTHER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 16, 2014

THE HIGH COST OF JUNK SCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 13, 2014

OUR STARSHIP TROOPERS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2014

BUILT ON A BEDROCK OF LIES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 10, 2014

BRING MORE CONSUMER PRESSURE TO BEAR AND DRIVE IT LOWER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THE GOP ISN'T GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2014

GOT BRASS IN POCKET:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ROBOT WILL KNOW THE RIGHT ANSWER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2014

IT'S JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 2, 2014

IF YOU NEEDED A DOCTOR YOU'D BE ILL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 30, 2014

BESIDES, IT MAKES IT MORE LIKE REAL SURFING:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2014

ONLY ORDINARY PEOPLE HAVE ORDINARY DIETS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2014

BUT IF I'M NOT ILL I'M NOT SPECIAL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2014

"BE HEALTHY":

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 2, 2014

SO MUCH FOR THE ENTITLEMENTS CRISIS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2014

NO, REALLY, IT'S A MEDICAL PROCEDURE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2014

A FAD, NOT AN ILLNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 16, 2014

YES, HE'S OUTGROWN A PERSONAL PHYSICIAN (self-reference alert):

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2014

HEALTH IS HYGIENE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 10, 2014

C'MON BOOTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 7, 2014

PATIENTS WOULD IGNORE THEM IF THEY HAD TO PAY FOR THE TESTS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 4, 2014

W'S PROFOUND IMPACT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 3, 2014

WHAT WE SUSPECT OTHERS OF IS WHAT WE DO:

Posted by orrinj at 1:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2014

PAYING TO INVENT COSTS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 12, 2014

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 11, 2014

IT'S HYGIENE, NOT MEDICINE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 8, 2014

OF COURSE, MEDICINE IS NO MORE EFFECTIVE THAN A PLACEBO EITHER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2014

DANG, NOW THEY HAVE TO GOVERN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWING WHAT WE KNEW:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2014

IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT TO KEEP YOURSELF POOR AND ILL IN AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2014

NOW THEY TELL US:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2014

THE DOCTOR WILL DRUG YOUR SON INTO SUBMISSION NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 25, 2014

MUNCHAUSEN BY DOCTORS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT EASY MAINTAINING YOUR WEIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 21, 2014

IT'S COSMETIC SURGERY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2014

NOW LIST THEIR PRICES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 15, 2014

BREASTS ARE SPECIAL, HEARTS ARE A DIME A DOZEN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 12, 2014

...ON A BULL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2014

AND THE GREATEST PRODUCTIVITY GAIN COMES DURING THE NAP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2014

JUST A FUNCTION OF PARENTING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 26, 2014

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2014

QUIT YOUR WHINING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2014

THE TRAGEDY OF OBAMACARE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2014

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2014

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2014

SO ARE WE ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2014

FOR FIVE CAMELS?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2014

TAKE A PEZ INSTEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 7, 2014

THE BENEFITS OF BEING PRO-LIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 6, 2014

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 1, 2014

NOT UNIQUE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 29, 2013

SO THE KIDS CAN KEEP THEIR DUNKIN DONUTS GIFT CARDS?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 24, 2013

TOO SMALL A MAN, TOO SMALL A PLAN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ON THE OTHER HAND, WE WANT TO PUNISH THOSE WHO USE A LOT:

Posted by orrinj at 2:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 22, 2013

TAKE A PLACEBO INSTEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 19, 2013

HOW BIZARRE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2013

PLEASE, LET HIM BE RIGHT AGAIN...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE A WASTE OF MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 14, 2013

CONTROLLING MALENESS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITCHCRAFT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CORRECTIVE LENSES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS YOU ONLY DO TWO HOURS OF WORK A DAY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, UR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 12, 2013

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BETTER TO BE UNPRODUCTIVE FOUR HOURS A DAY THAN SIX:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2013

GIVEN THAT ANY BENEFITS ARE MAINLY A PRODUCT OF PSYCHOLOGY...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 8, 2013

MARKET PRICES VS CHARGEMASTER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GIVE PATIENTS A PROFIT MOTIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2013

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 24, 2013

IF THEY WEREN'T SO FRIGHTENED...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2013

IT'S JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD...BUT SUBSIDIZED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2013

NOW MANDATE THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2013

US VS THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2013

OPPORTUNITY GLOCKS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOUR DATA IS WORTHWHILE; YOUR LABOR? NOT SO MUCH:

Posted by orrinj at 2:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PASS THE PECAN PIE, BABY!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 11, 2013

JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STAND YOUR (SIX FEET UNDER) GROUND:

Posted by orrinj at 4:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 9, 2013

A CULTURE OF LIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 2, 2013

ONE THING THAT PEOPLE REALLY AREN'T GOING TO LIKE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 31, 2013

THE SECOND WAY OR THE THIRD?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2013

THEY JUST KEEP GROWING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GENIUS OF HSAs...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2013

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF HYGIENE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOO MUCH CHOICE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 22, 2013

CAN YOU CURE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T AN ILLNESS?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2013

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by orrinj at 9:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 18, 2013

REGRET ISN'T RAPE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 15, 2013

VOX CLAMANTIS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2013

BORN EVERY MINUTE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 13, 2013

YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN AN HSA BY DEFAULT ANYWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2013

DO YOU REALLY THINK THE GUY PAYS ATTENTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2013

ALL IN YOUR HEAD, NOT YOUR BRAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2013

THOSE ARE THE STRONG POINTS, NOT THE CAVEATS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2013

THE THIRD WAY WORKS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 15, 2013

WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO MAKE FOLKS PAY OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 13, 2013

H2OVERSOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 6, 2013

NOW MAKE THEM ADD THE HSA:

Posted by orrinj at 2:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 5, 2013

VACCINES ARE THE ONLY MEDICINE THAT MATTERED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2013

USE THE CONTRIBUTION TO STEER THEIR CHOICE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2013

ONE OF THE BEAUTIES OF AN HSA...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 26, 2013

HIRE ACTORS, THEY'RE CHEAPER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2013

THE COSMETIC SURGERY ENTITLEMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 25, 2013

CUPIDITY & PSYCHE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 24, 2013

JUST ANOTHER COMMODITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2013

ACTUALLY, THEY SHOULD PUT THEIR FAITH IN PURE PLACEBO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 20, 2013

THROW OUT YOUR FLINTSTONES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 13, 2013

PUT IT IN A STORY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2013

ONLY THE LONELY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2013

SHOW THEM THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S ABOUT CONTROL, NOT ABOUT MEDICINE (via The Other Brother):

Posted by orrinj at 8:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 28, 2013

BETTER YET, MAKE THE PATIENT PAY THE BILL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2013

SINCE IT'S FUNDAMENTALLY AN ECONOMIC PROGRAM...

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 18, 2013

THE APP WILL SEE YOU NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2013

WHAT DOCTOR?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2013

NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

50 MILLION PINK RIBBONS CAN'T BE WRONG:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 7, 2013

ALL IN YOUR MIND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2013

BUT Mr. REAGAN WAS SECOND WAY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOTHING COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 2, 2013

"YOU KEEP THINKING IT'S FREE"

Posted by orrinj at 7:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2013

RE-EXTENDING THE FAMILY WILL FIX THAT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 30, 2013

FITNESS, NOT FATNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2013

HEALTH CARE REFORM IS ABOUT CONSUMING LESS OF IT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 23, 2013

YOU'RE NO ANGELINA:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2013

GIMME MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WORRY ABOUT FITNESS, NOT FATNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 2:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2013

NOW UNIVERSALIZE IT AND SHARE THE SAVINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2013

ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

6000 YEARS OF EVOLUTION CAN'T BE WRONG:

Posted by orrinj at 3:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 12:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST USE THE MANDATE TO MAKE THEM THE UNIVERSAL MINIMUM:

Posted by orrinj at 12:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 12, 2013

IT'S NOT ABOUT HELPING PATIENTS, JUST CONTROLLING THEM FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 9, 2013

HAPPILY, WE KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO PROVIDE THEM WITH A FINANCIAL PRODUCT...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 6, 2013

EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 5, 2013

YOU KNOW IT'S DUBIOUS SCIENCE WHEN THEY'LL GORE THEIR OWN CASH COW:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DID HE EVEN READ WHAT HE WROTE?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 29, 2013

SORRY GRANDPA, BUT THE ILL CAN'T BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 28, 2013

THEIR POINT SEEMS OBSCURE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN "DISEASE" SUBSTITUTES FOR DISCIPLINE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2013

WE ARE ALL DESIGNISTS NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 3:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SCHOOLS ARE RUN FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF PARENTS, NOT THE GOOD OF KIDS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT ABOUT FATNESS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 25, 2013

SYMPTOMS ALL THE WAY DOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BE AWARE, BE VERY AWARE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 17, 2013

ALL IN YOUR MIND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 14, 2013

WHICH IS LIKE SAYING FARMERS SHOULD CONTROL AGRICULTURE SUBSIDIES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 13, 2013

THE ENTIRETY OF THE ADVANCE IN HUMAN HEALTH...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 12, 2013

WHAT HAS PSYCHIATRY EVEN BEEN BUT HOSTILITY TO OUR HUMANNESS?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2013

ALL IN YOUR MIND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2013

THE POWER OF THE POCKETBOOK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2013

NOT THAT THEY DID THE ONES WITH GENUINE POSITIVES ANY GOOD EITHER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 10, 2013

BRINGING CONSUMER FORCES TO BEAR:

Posted by orrinj at 10:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A START...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S EASY ENOUGH TO GET DEMOCRATS TO SUPPORT THE REFORM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2013

THE CASE FOR HSAs:

Posted by orrinj at 4:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ELIMINATING THE WORK DAY WILL RESTORE NORMAL SLEEP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 8, 2013

IF IT'S BENIGN, THERE'S NO HARM IN WAITING, IF MALIGNANT, NO USE ACTING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2013

OUT OF MIND OR OUT OF POCKET?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2013

THERE GO THOSE SWEET URINE-COLLECTOR JOBS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 26, 2013

THE HIGHEST RISK FACTOR IS LOOKING FOR IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 25, 2013

JUST SAY, NO, TO DRUGS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 23, 2013

IF THE MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT CHARGES ARE SO INSANELY HIGH THAT NO INDIVIDUAL COULD EVER PAY THEM....

Posted by orrinj at 3:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2013

IF YOU FIND STUFF THEY WILL COME:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 21, 2013

STINKIN' HIPPIES:

Posted by orrinj at 1:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKE THE CUSTOMERS WASTE THEIR OWN MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 16, 2013

NOW SUPPOSE SHE WAS SOCKING MOST OF THAT AWAY FOR THE 50 YEARS SHE'LL BE HEALTHY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2013

JOBS HUMANS SHOULDN'T BE DOING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2013

THE MIND IS A SURPASSING STRANGE PLACE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2013

TUMOR OF CONFUSION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2013

VEGETABLES ARE MURDER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 28, 2013

EMPOWER THE BUYERS, DON'T PAY THE PROVIDERS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2013

IT USED TO BE KNOWN AS MATURING:

Posted by orrinj at 12:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2013

ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2013

OR MAYBE YOU COULD JUST STOP BANNING PEANUTS AND PEANUT BUTTER GENERALLY?

Posted by orrinj at 4:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2013

WORRY ABOUT YOUR FITNESS, NOT YOUR FATNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 12, 2012

SO DO WE STILL HAVE TO PRETEND TO BELIEVE IN "LACTOSE INTOLERANCE":

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 30, 2012

WE ARE ALL THIRD WAY NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 5:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2012

THE HUMAN CONDITION, NOT AN ABERRATION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 21, 2012

TOUGHEN UP, BUTTERCUP:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 19, 2012

GOOD MONEY AFTER BAD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2012

"WHAT IS HURT?":

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2012

DEFINING THE CONTRIBUTION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2012

IT'S W'S AMERICA, THE UR JUST PRESIDES OVER IT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 7, 2012

FITNESS MATTERS, FATNESS DOESN'T:

Posted by orrinj at 5:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2012

FIRST, HARM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2012

IF ONLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SURGERY IS AESTHETIC, NOT MEDICAL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2012

THERE'S NO JUSTIFICATION FOR NOT BANNING IT ENTIRELY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 29, 2012

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2012

PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRETY OF THE ADVANCES WE'VE MADE AGAINST CANCER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 25, 2012

BUT EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR ON CANCER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS REAL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 22, 2012

IF IT STRUCK MAINLY MEN, NO ONE WOULD CARE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 20, 2012

PLUS, THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE IF THE SCIENCE IS JUNK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO EDMUND MORRIS GOT THAT ONE RIGHT?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2012

A CLINTON WITH A CONSCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2012

WHICH IS HOW YOU DRIVE COSTS DOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 15, 2012

OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 3, 2012

SHOVEL-READY STIMULUS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2012

ONLY THE MONEY YOU PUT IN YOUR HSA SHOULD BE TAX EXEMPT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 30, 2012

ATTAINING THE CONSERVATIVE GOAL OF ACCOUNTABILITY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHIELDING INCOMPETENTS IS JUST PROFESSIONAL COURTESY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2012

WHICH MIGHT BE WHY...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2012

THE LESS HEALTH CARE THE BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2012

IF THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO BE FLEECED...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 14, 2012

THUS, INSURANCE OUGHT NOT PAY FOR THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 13, 2012

SELF-FULFILLING HYPOCHONDRIA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2012

WHY SHOULD I CARE THAT A TREATMENT IS INEFFECTIVE IF I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2012

WHICH IS WHY THE DEATH PANELS ARE VITAL IF YOU DON'T HAVE UNIVERSAL HSAs:

Posted by orrinj at 4:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 5, 2012

A NEW YOGIISM::

Posted by orrinj at 5:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 3, 2012

IT'S SUPERSTITION, NOT SCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2012

IT'S NOT A SPORT, IT'S AN EXPERIMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOULDN'T THE STANDARD OF HOW ABLE THEY ARE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2012

UPSIDE DOWN YOU'RE TURNING ME:

Posted by orrinj at 5:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 28, 2012

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 24, 2012

LIVE LONGER, STORE MORE DATA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL THINGS IN MODERATION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 23, 2012

OF TOKENS AND BILLIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 22, 2012

SHUT UP AND MAKE ME PERFCET AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2012

HEALTH CARE REFORM IS JUST ABOUT CUTTING SPENDING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 15, 2012

WHERE ARE THE DEATH PANELS WHEN WE NEED THEM?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 14, 2012

SUPPORT NETWORK:

Posted by orrinj at 2:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 13, 2012

WHICH IS WHY "HEALTH CARE" COSTS SHOULD COME OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET:

Posted by orrinj at 2:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 12, 2012

I'LL GIVE YOU AN ANSWER IN THE MORNING:

Posted by orrinj at 9:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2012

NOT THAT THE LACTOSE INTOLERANCE IS REAL TO BEGIN WITH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 6, 2012

FIRST, DO NO HARM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2012

WHICH ALSO EXPLAINS THE POPULARITY OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AND COSMETIC SURGERY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 4, 2012

RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE SHINING OF THE LIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 1, 2012

AESTHETICS, NOT SCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO SCREW UP:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2012

THE WAR ON WASTE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY A UNIVERSAL HSA/CATASTROPHIC PLAN WORKS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2012

WHEN CASH COWS MEET SHEEP RIPE FOR SHEARING:

Posted by orrinj at 10:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2012

UGLY ENOUGH WITHOUT ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 27, 2012

JUST LIE TO US:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 25, 2012

WHY THE WORKPLACE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE KINDERGARTEN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2012

SELF HATRED TURNED OUTWARD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 20, 2012

IT'S COSMETIC SURGERY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2012

NOT THAT THEY CAN HELP EITHER GROUP:

Posted by orrinj at 9:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 15, 2012

AND THEY'RE OFF...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OTHER THAN THE MANDATE, DEATH PANELS WERE THE BEST PART OF THE BILL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LESS MONEY, LESS CHOICE, MORE MARKET FORCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2012

LITTLE TO BE GAINED BUT KNOWLEDGE REGARDING WHETHER TREATMENT US USEFUL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 9, 2012

SO IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN THE REST OF MEDICINE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2012

CASH, NOT CARE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 6, 2012

JUST ANOTHER INDUSTRY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 3, 2012

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE END UP, IT'S JUST A DISAGREEMENT OVER THE PACE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 2, 2012

THE RIGHT VS MORALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 1, 2012

THOSE FOR WHOM WE'RE FOOTING THE BILL...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 30, 2012

AN OVERCONSUMPTION PROBLEM, NOT AN UNDER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2012

EYES BIGGER THAN OUR BELLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 23, 2012

MARKETING, NOT MEDICINE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2012

PURE ENTITLEMENT, THE IDEAL SOLUTION FOR THE WHITE MIDDLE CLASS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CONSERVATIVE MANDATE IS PRETTY SIMPLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE EVERY DEVIATION FROM "THE NORM" MUST BE ILLNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CLEAN ENOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 13, 2012

ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY DON'T COUNT AS BREAST CANCER DEATHS!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2012

GIVE THEM BACK THEIR CHILDHOODS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2012

THE CANCER CULT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 4, 2012

THE HECK WITH HEALING, JUST MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2012

SURE, IT'S HARMFUL, BUT IT'S FREE!:

Posted by orrinj at 12:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE KEY TO REFORMING MEDICINE IS JUST CONSUMING LESS OF IT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2012

AESTHETICS TRUMP STATISTICS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COSMETICS TRUMPS SCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 27, 2012

FIRST, DO NO HARM:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 26, 2012

COSMETICS, NOT MEDICINE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 21, 2012

TAKE THIS TEST AND SHOVE IT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 12, 2012

MAKING DEATH MEANINGFUL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 10, 2012

BUT DRUGGING THEM SHUTS THEM UP, DOESN'T IT?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 6, 2012

YEAH, BUT IF THERE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE THEN THERE ARE ABNORMAL ONES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GONNA NEED MORE PRISONS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 5, 2012

THE COMPELLING LIBERTY ARGUMENT...

Posted by orrinj at 10:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 3, 2012

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED, W JUST SAW IT SOONER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S ALL JUST HYGIENE, NUTRITION, AND VACCINES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BLESSED DEATH PANELS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 29, 2012

STRENGTHENING THE CASE FOR UNIVERSAL HSAs:

Posted by orrinj at 4:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO FAKE ADHD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 24, 2012

BUT DRUGS ARE SO EASY...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 21, 2012

OR, IF WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THE DISEASE, WE COULD JUST BAN TOBACCO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2012

IT'S AESTHETICS, NOT MEDICINE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 18, 2012

A MATTER OF FITNESS, NOT FATNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 16, 2012

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HEALTHY YOU ARE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 14, 2012

RISK OF WHAT?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 9, 2012

THE CHOICE OF AN ECHO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 7, 2012

THE INTENTIONAL STUFF IS EVEN MORE DAMAGING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 5, 2012

WELL, THE COURT DOES FOLLOW THE ELECTION RETURNS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 4, 2012

BETTER ISN'T BEST:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF PATIENTS AREN'T PAYING FOR IT THEY WON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2012

HEALTH IS BEHAVIOR, NOT SCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 29, 2012

PRINT THE MYTH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 26, 2012

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GOOD FOR ME, IT'S EASY!

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THOUGH THE QUALITY OF THE MOVIE VARIES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2012

THEY'D RATHER QUIT THAN PROVIDE VALUE!:

Posted by orrinj at 10:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 21, 2012

TWEAKING OBAMACARE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2012

USE YOUR BED TO SLEEP AND GET OUT OF IT IF YOU AREN'T ASLEEP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2012

IT'S SALES, NOT MEDICINE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST EAT A PEZ EVERY DAY, YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WANT A SIDE OF SNAKE OIL WITH THAT PILL?

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 29, 2012

TOO BAD THERE WAS NO BRITISH HOPKINS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2012

IT'S ABOUT AESTHETICS, NOT ILLNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2012

THERE HAVE BEEN NO MEDICAL ADVANCES, JUST HYGIENE, NUTRITION AND VACCINATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 14, 2012

THE PURSUIT OF THE HIRSUTE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PINK RIBBON STANDS FOR SUPPORTING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 13, 2012

INSURE AGAINST DISASTER, PAY FOR WANTS OUT OF POCKET, SAVE FOR THE END GAME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2012

REPLACING PARENTING WITH PILLS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2012

AT LEAST YOU'RE DAMAGING ADULTS, NOT KILLING KIDS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2012

GET A JOB:

Posted by orrinj at 8:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TIME TO START JUST TRANQUILIZING THE ANNOYING LITTLE BUGGERS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2012

IT'S AETHETICS, NOT PREVENTIVE MEDICINE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2012

DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE FACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2012

THE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2012

HIRSUTE, BUT SENSITIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 7, 2012

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS DOING YOU ANY GOOD TO BEGIN WITH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 4, 2012

SOMETIMES, NOTHING IS A REAL COOL CURE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOW ABOUT, VACATION IN AN UDDER?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2012

IF YOU WANT FUNDING, PRETEND TO CURE OLD WHITE GUYS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 26, 2011

ONLY CONSUMERS CAN DRIVE LOWER COSTS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 14, 2011

NOTHING COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL THE COOL KIDS HAVE ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 13, 2011

FINAL BLESSING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 9, 2011

THE WAGES OF PROHIBITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 7, 2011

THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH FUTILITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2011

NO MEDICINE, JUST HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2011

HIS CRITICS HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER SEEN "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 30, 2011

EXCEPT NO WOMAN WILL BELIEVE A PHONE THAT SAYS SHE'S HEALTHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2011

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE ECONOMICALLY MARGINAL YOU ONLY GET TREATED WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY ILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2011

EITHER A THIRD WAY SOLUTION OR A SECOND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2011

STRIPPING THE CASH FROM THE COWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, HENRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DON'T GIVE ME THAT SCIENCE GUFF, I WANT MY MEDICINE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2011

GIVEN THAT WE ALL HAVE THEM, IN WHAT SENSE ARE THEY ABNORMAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE OWE IT TO FOLKS WHO IMAGINE THEMSELVES SICK TO PRETEND TO BE CURING THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2011

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 20, 2011

HIS HUSTLE WAS WRONG*:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2011

COMBINING YANKEE INGENUITY AND PARSIMONY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2011

GOOD MONEY AFTER BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 9, 2011

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 7, 2011

IT'S ABOUT HYGIENE, NOT HEALTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 6, 2011

DEPARTMENT OF SELF-CARICATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT WHAT THE CONSUMERS WANT TO HEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2011

GIVE THEM A DISORDER AND THEY'LL SERVE UP THE DISORDERED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 29, 2011

WHY WOULD THEY KILL A CASH COW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOCK EFFECT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2011

IT'S NOT ABOUT HEALTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2011

DEFINING NORMAL DOWNWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 25, 2011

SLEEP LIKE A FARMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2011

SMOKE SCREEN AND MIRRORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2011

"GOT ME A LOT OF ATTENTION" SHOULD BE THE EPITAPH OF PSYCHIATRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY AREN'T KIDS, THEY'RE UNTAPPED CUSTOMERS! (via Beppo):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2011

IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 15, 2011

DUDE, YOU'RE HARSHING ON MY PARTISAN HYSTERIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2011

MEN WERE NEVER ILLUSIONED IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN RISK ILL HEALTH OR DEMAND IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 11, 2011

A CLASSIC FIRST-WORLD PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2011

WE CAN'T EVEN GET DEATH PANELS RIGHT IN THE SOCIALIZED MEDICINE WE DO HAVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2011

BUT FOLKS HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAUGHT TO THE TESTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 5, 2011

IT'S JUST A COSMETIC PROCEDURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2011

WHICH IS WHY MOST WORK AND ALL SCHOOL DAYS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2011

THE HIGH PRICE OF COSMETIC SURGERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 16, 2011

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 13, 2011

IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE'RE NATURALLY HUMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 10, 2011

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2011

MOST ISN'T BEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2011

HOW NOT TO IMITATE YOUR BETTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 31, 2011

CONTRARY TO 80 YEARS OF DEMOCRATIC CANT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 26, 2011

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 23, 2011

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TERMITES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 21, 2011

SO THEY HAVE PLENTY OF ENERGY WHEN THEY WANT TO, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2011

AT LEAST THERE'S NO ONE TO MISS THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 18, 2011

CHA-CHING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S ALL JUST HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 3, 2011

THEY DO IT BECAUSE THEY THINK THE TORTURE CLEANSES THEIR SOULS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 1, 2011

SCIENTIFIC FACT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2011

DON'T TRY TELLING THAT TO THE CONSUMERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2011

AGENT ORANGE REDUX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2011

EASY SQUEEZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 15, 2011

THOU ART HUUMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 13, 2011

ISN'T THE LARGER POINT OF ALL THIS MEDICAL RESEARCH THAT PLACEBOS ARE EFFECTIVE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2011

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 10, 2011

DUDES, YOU HARSHED MY MELLOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 28, 2011

WHAT ABOUT STRAWBERRY?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2011

"WATER, NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF....FISH **** IN IT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 20, 2011

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2011

THE WAGES OF SELF-ABSORPTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 13, 2011

THE ONLY INCENTIVE FOR PROVIDERS TO CONTROL PRICES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 29, 2011

IT'S NOT JUST THE CASH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 28, 2011

OR WHY NOT REVERSE THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 26, 2011

NEEDLESS PROCEDURES ARE THE POINT OF HEALTH INSURANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2011

INTENTIONAL QUACKERY AND UNINTENTIONAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 23, 2011

WHAT IT CAN'T MAINLINE AS "NORMAL", MODERN MEDICINE SEEKS TO RECAST AS DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 21, 2011

IT WORKS PRECISELY BECAUSE IT LACKS AMBITION

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 11, 2011

AREN'T THEY HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE A JEDI?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 AM

May 6, 2011

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

May 1, 2011

MAKE THEM PAY FOR THE TESTS AND THEY'LL STOP GETTING THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

April 18, 2011

YOU GONNA TAKE THAT SITTING DOWN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM

April 15, 2011

JUST ANOTHER REASON TO STRAIGHTJACKET YOUR KIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 AM

April 11, 2011

FIRING BLANKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

April 7, 2011

IT'S ALL JUST AN EXCUSE TO WATCH "FLAVOR OF LOVE":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:48 PM

March 26, 2011

MEDICINE IS JUST A CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:15 AM

March 19, 2011

SCHROEDINGER'S CAT SCAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

WHO'D HAVE DREAMT BEING WELL-NOURISHED WAS GOOD FOR HUMAN HEALTH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

March 15, 2011

ARE THERE REALLY STILL PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THERE'S A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ILLNESS AND DIAGNOSIS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

March 11, 2011

LIKE WE NEED ANY ENCOURAGEMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

March 8, 2011

IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN SPEND THE TIME STARING AT YOUR BREASTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

March 6, 2011

IT'S ALL ABOUT ATTENTION SEEKING IN THE FIRST PLACE, SO WHY GET UPSET ABOUT THE "FAKERS"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

March 4, 2011

HECK, UNIVERSAL HSAs ARE AS MUCH ABOUT GETTING PEOPLE TO SAVE/INVEST MORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:26 PM

February 26, 2011

WE KILL THEM BECAUSE WE DESPISE THEM, NOT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

IT'S JUST HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

February 21, 2011

CITIES WERE AN EXPERIMENT THAT FAILED (via Bryan Francoeur)[profanity alert]::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

MEDICINE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

February 18, 2011

I'M OWED A LOT OF APOLOGIES::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

OUR MEDITERRANEAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 AM

February 16, 2011

SNAFU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM

February 11, 2011

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GET YOUR MEDICAL ADVICE FROM PLAYBOY BUNNIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

February 9, 2011

NOW WE TELL THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 AM

January 30, 2011

HOCKUM STACKED UPON QUACKERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

January 27, 2011

THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS ALWAYS WRONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

January 26, 2011

IT'S A PLACE TO SLEEP, NOT TO NOT SLEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

IT'S NOT A MARKET BECAUSE WE AREN'T CONSUMERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

January 23, 2011

EVERYTHING DOESN'T JUST COST LESS, IT'S ALSO BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

January 22, 2011

FIRST, IMAGINE A PERFECT BEING....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

January 16, 2011

IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE KNOW WE'RE MORTAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 AM

January 14, 2011

A SENSE OF WHO YOU ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

January 12, 2011

THE DELUSION OF PERFECTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 AM

January 3, 2011

PSSST...SHE WAS THE PHILISTINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

December 31, 2010

USE A LITTLE REVERSE ENGINEERING AND YOU ARRIVE AT A REVELATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

December 27, 2010

AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO WHINGE ABOUT LOSING BIODIVERSITY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

YOU MEAN WE CAN'T JUST TELL THEM TO, "SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP"?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 AM

December 18, 2010

IT'S NOT THE FACT OF A MANDATE BUT THE CONTENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

December 14, 2010

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

December 12, 2010

KEEP FEE-FOR=-SERVICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:13 PM

November 30, 2010

EAT A BALANCED DIET AND GET OUTDOORS OFTEN, WHO'DA THUNK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

November 29, 2010

THUS, "DOPE":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

November 26, 2010

THIS TOO SHALL PASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

November 4, 2010

THANKS, W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:15 AM

November 1, 2010

IT IS US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM

October 29, 2010

IT'S MAKING MY HEAD HURT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

October 23, 2010

IGNORANCE IS HEALTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

October 22, 2010

IT'S COSMETICS, A CLASSIC WOMEN'S PRODUCT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

October 21, 2010

AND THE OTHER 10% IS SUPERFLUOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

October 19, 2010

MOODS AREN'T DISEASES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

October 15, 2010

IT'S JUST COSMETICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:32 PM

October 1, 2010

GRANDMA KNEW BEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM

September 29, 2010

WE LIVE LONGER, DON'T WE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM

September 27, 2010

WHAT HAS REALITY TO DO WITH BUREAUCRACY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM

September 25, 2010

TAX WHAT YOU DON'T WANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

September 23, 2010

BUT IT'S NOT A MODEST INDUSTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

September 13, 2010

IF IT QUACKS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:05 PM

September 3, 2010

WHICH IS, UNFORTUNATELY, THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE VOTERS CARE ABOUT HEALTH COSTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 AM

August 18, 2010

EASY ENOUGH RECIPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

August 15, 2010

IF IT HAD REACHED BRITAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 AM

August 14, 2010

IF INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE REQUIRED TO COVER YOU NO MATTER WHAT SHAPE YOU'RE IN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

August 13, 2010

EVERY MAN A KENYAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 AM

August 9, 2010

WHICH TELLS US ALL WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT VEGANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

August 8, 2010

KIDS-R-US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

August 3, 2010

BUT SCHOOL ISN'T FOR KIDS, IT'S FOR THEIR PARENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 PM

July 24, 2010

IT'S NOT MEDICINE, IT'S AESTHETICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

June 19, 2010

DANG YOU, THOMAS EDISON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

June 13, 2010

40 WINKS FOR 40 YARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

June 1, 2010

OKAY, NOW LET'S ADOPT A CANADIAN PLAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

PROTECTING THE HEALTH INDUSTRY FROM MARKET FORCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM

May 17, 2010

IT'S JUST COSMETIC SURGERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM

May 13, 2010

DIAGNOSIS IS NOT DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:56 PM

May 10, 2010

THE LUCKY ONES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM

May 8, 2010

WHICH IS, AFTER ALL, THE POINT OF THE "ALLERGIES":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM

May 5, 2010

FAITH HEALING WITH LAB COATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

May 4, 2010

WHAT DO RESULTS HAVE TO DO WITH HEALTH CARE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

May 2, 2010

IF STATES REVOKED DRIVING PRIVILEGES BASED ON A PTSD DIAGNOSIS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

April 28, 2010

IT'S ABOUT CONTROLLING PATIENTS, NOT HELPING THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:15 PM

April 24, 2010

I'M YOUR PUSHERMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

April 19, 2010

IF THEY^ HAVE TO COVER YOUR PRE-EXISTING CONDITION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

April 17, 2010

HOMEOSTASIS QUO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

April 15, 2010

STERILE CUCKOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

April 12, 2010

FIRST, DO NO...THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

April 10, 2010

THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

April 5, 2010

YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T JUST DECORATIVE?::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM

March 28, 2010

WHAT CREDIBILITY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

March 24, 2010

WE DON'T NEED PREVENTIVE CARE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

March 22, 2010

BUT IT INCONVENIENCES PARENTS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

March 19, 2010

ROUTINIZING HEALTH CARE CONSUMPTION WILL LOWER HOW MUCH HEALTH CARE WE CONSUME, TRUST ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:25 PM

March 16, 2010

HMMMM, HOW DOES THE HEADLINE DIFFER FROM THE LEDE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 AM

March 15, 2010

CATASTROPHIC COVERAGE AND A SAVINGS ACCOUNT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

MEDICINE ISN'T ABOUT HEALTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

March 12, 2010

IF ONLY THE DEMOCRATS' PLAN WERE GOING TO RATION "HEALTH CARE":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

THE BRIGHTS PANICKED, BUT THE STUPID WERE RATHER CALM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

March 10, 2010

MONEY, MEET HOLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

March 4, 2010

PURE BUGGERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

February 22, 2010

NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY BAD REASONS TO NAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

February 14, 2010

THE MOST ISN'T THE BEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:39 PM

February 11, 2010

NOT IF THE PERSON RECEIVING THE SERVICE PAYID THE FEE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

February 10, 2010

WHAT DOES MODERN MEDICINE HAVE TO DO WITH HEALTH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 PM

February 5, 2010

DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE NOT ALL GOING TO DIE THIS WINTER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM

February 2, 2010

THE DECEIVER, NOT THE DECEIVED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

WHY CAN'T OUR SYSTEM WORK LIKE THAT?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:12 PM

February 1, 2010

SO WHY NOT TELL DUMBO THAT YOU HAVE A WONDER DRUG HE SHOULD TRY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

January 30, 2010

NO LEAN AND HUNGRY LOOK FOR THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

January 21, 2010

GOSH, AND IT SEEMED SO LIKELY THAT GRAIN, DAIRY, AND LEGUMES HAD SUDDENLY BECOME TOXIC TO HUMANS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:16 PM

January 19, 2010

HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

January 12, 2010

THE THIRD WAY IS THE ONLY WAY OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

January 11, 2010

THE DEADLY BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:49 PM

January 9, 2010

THEY'RE SOCIAL FADS, NOT PHYSICAL DISEASES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

January 6, 2010

MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 PM

IT'S A PARENTING AFFLICTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

PARENTING, NOT DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

December 30, 2009

DANG IT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

December 19, 2009

BUSINESSMAN

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

December 17, 2009

BUT IT'LL TAKE A SILVER BULLET TO KILL THE GULF SYNDROME HOAX (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

December 14, 2009

IT REQUIRES A RATHER SIMPLE REFORM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

December 10, 2009

MEDICINE IS A CONSUMER GOOD, NOT A SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

ILL-PREPARED FOR LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

December 1, 2009

THE HEIGHT OF ASSININITY (via The Wife):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 PM

FIRST, DO HARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 PM

November 30, 2009

BECAUSE GENUINE AUTISM IS A BEHAVIOR DISORDER, PRESENT IN TODDLERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

November 28, 2009

OKAY, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU SOLVED THE CRISIS, NOW DITCH THE REFORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

November 25, 2009

EMOTION TRUMPS MEDICINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

November 24, 2009

SOME BLIND PIG IS GOING TO BED HUNGRY TONIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:28 PM

November 23, 2009

THE MONITOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:11 PM

November 22, 2009

PUT AWAY THE BUBBLE WRAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 PM

TEATS, MEET BULL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

November 21, 2009

IT ISN'T "BRAIN SURGERY," IT'S CARPENTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

THE REASON YOU NEED TO SCREEN TO FIND THE STUFF IS BECAUSE IT ISN'T A PROBLEM TO BEGIN WITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

November 20, 2009

BUT THERE'S GOOD MONEY IN USELESS PROCEDURES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM

TEUTONIC TONTINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

BUT IF YOU NEVER KNOW YOU HAVE A TUMOR THAT'S NEVER GOING TO METASTATIZE, HAVE YOU SURVIVED CANCER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

WHAT THE SCIENTISTS ARE IGNORING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

November 19, 2009

FROM THE ARCHIVES: HANOVER HERETICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

November 18, 2009

THE MEDICAL INDUSTRY DOESN'T MAKE MONEY OFF TELLING YOU YOU'RE HEALTHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

November 17, 2009

EASY ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

November 16, 2009

A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 PM

November 14, 2009

THE ANSWER STARING THEM IN THE FACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

UNLESS NATIONAL HEALTH WILL RATION BASED ON SUCH EVIDENCE, IT'S USELESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 PM

November 4, 2009

RAISING THE COST OF SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR IS JUST COMMON SENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

October 27, 2009

JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

October 26, 2009

BIOETHICS EXISTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

October 21, 2009

THANKS, UR!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM

October 19, 2009

BUREAUCRACIES EXIST TO PRETEND THEY'RE NEEDED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:19 PM

October 16, 2009

SO WHY ARE WE GOING TO FORCE INSURANCE COMPANIES TO PAY OUT TO SMOKERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

October 14, 2009

IT'S JUST AESTHETICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

October 13, 2009

WHAT, THERE'S NO MORALS CLAUSE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

October 9, 2009

EXCEPT THAT THE LEFT FINDS THE CONCEPT OF VOUCHERS MORE OFFENSIVE THAN ROMAN POLANSKI RAPING A CHILD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

October 4, 2009

IT'S THE CORPORATE BIT THEY OBJECT TO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

October 3, 2009

IF YOU NEEDED A DOCTOR YOU'D KNOW IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

October 2, 2009

ONE MORE FOR HARRY LIME'S LIST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 PM

September 29, 2009

THEY'RE MENTALLY ILL, NOT PHYSICALLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

September 28, 2009

JUST LET US ROLL THEM OVER IN PERPETUITY (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 PM

September 24, 2009

THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT WE MIGHT GET RATIONING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

September 21, 2009

THE UR WOULD DO MORE FOR HEALTH BY BANNING THEM ENTIRELY THAN BY ANY INSURANCE SCHEME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 PM

THE ONLY PART OF A NATIONAL HEALTH CARE SERVICE THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE IS THE RATIONING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

September 15, 2009

EVERYTHING IS ABNORMAL NOW EXCEPT SEXUAL DEVIANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

September 13, 2009

THE HARD PART FOR THE GOP TO SWALLOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

September 10, 2009

PRETTY MUCH SINCE THE FALL OF COMMUNISM, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

September 8, 2009

SOMEONE WANNA TELL MICHAEL J. FOX TO PUT DOWN THAT BABY (via Bryan Franceur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

HERE'S AN IDEA... (via Ed Driscoll):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

September 6, 2009

WHICH WILL EXPLAIN THE COMING DECLINE IN BREAST CANCER IN AUSTRALIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

HOW DOES THAT WORK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

September 4, 2009

IT'S ALL JUST A MATTER OF WHAT YOU THINK THE PROBLEM IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

September 3, 2009

DO WE WANT THEM THICKER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM

September 1, 2009

IT'S NOT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE; IT'S ME-NIVERSAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

AND DIABETES IS A GENUINE DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

August 31, 2009

JUST A PRETEXT FOR BUGGERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 PM

August 28, 2009

IT'S FINE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SHOVEL MONEY AT THE PROBLEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

August 26, 2009

TED KENNEDYS FINAL WISH FOR AMERICA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 PM

August 24, 2009

COMPETITION AS BACK DOOR DEREGULATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

August 23, 2009

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR BREEDERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

GOT MINE, GET YOURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

August 20, 2009

PILING ON PUBLIC HEALTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

THANKS, W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

August 18, 2009

THE LESS "EFFECTIVE" THE BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

August 17, 2009

INSURANCE IS THE MEDICINE (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

August 16, 2009

THE LESSON OF THE CONTRACT AND W'S TWO WINS WAS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

August 14, 2009

WHAT OBAMACARE COULD DO FOR YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

August 13, 2009

YOU MEAN HEALTH CARE ISN'T UNIQUELY INDEPENDENT OF THE LAWS OF ECONOMICS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

August 12, 2009

OLD PEOPLE ARE UNAMERICAN, BUT LUCKILY THIS BILL WILL GET RID OF THEM!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

August 9, 2009

DUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

August 6, 2009

HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT EVERY "EFFECTIVE" PAIN TREATMENT IS JUST A PLACEBO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

August 5, 2009

I'M AFRAID OF THE SUPERMODEL, CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

August 4, 2009

BUT NOT THE BIGGEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

July 29, 2009

TALK ABOUT GOING OFF THE RESERVATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

WHAT DOES NEED HAVE TO DO WITH HEALTH CARE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

July 27, 2009

WHICH RAISES AN OBVIOUS QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

July 22, 2009

STARTING FROM SCRATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

July 21, 2009

H1NOONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

July 20, 2009

APPROVE THE PLACEBO (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:29 PM

OF COURSE, IT'S ALSO POLITICS THAT'S GOING TO KILL IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

July 19, 2009

EXCEPT THAT PUBLIC POLICY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

July 16, 2009

FIRST, DO NO HARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 PM

July 12, 2009

BULLSCAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

July 8, 2009

DENYING CARE IS THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD JUSTIFY NATIONAL HEALTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

July 7, 2009

DEFINING HEALTH AS ILLNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:52 PM

GIVEN THAT THE AVERAGE PATIENT SHOULD BE SPENDING NOTHING PER YEAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

July 6, 2009

THERE ARE NO ADVANCES IN MEDICINE, JUST BETTER HYGEINE AND NUTRITION (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

HAVING CANCERS REMOVED IS AN AESTHETIC DECISION, NOT A MEDICAL ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

July 5, 2009

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, THEY FOUND THE "CANCER":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

July 3, 2009

WE DON'T PAY FOR HEALTH, JUST FOR HEALTH CARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

July 2, 2009

THE RATIONING IS ALL THAT RECOMMENDS THE PLANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

YOU DON'T DESIGN A UNIVERSAL SYSTEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

June 29, 2009

AND ALL THAT COVERING 47 MILLION UNINSURED DOES IS INCREASE DEMAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

June 28, 2009

LET THE FRIENDLY FIRE SOFTEN THE TARGETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

ALL THAT SPENDING, ALL THOSE TESTS, AND NO CHANGE IN DEATH RATES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

June 27, 2009

HOW ABOUT A PUBLIC OPTION IN THE LEGAL SYSTEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

June 26, 2009

SEND A MYTH TO FIGHT A MYTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

June 25, 2009

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

June 22, 2009

IF YOU NEED A TEST TO FIND IT YOU AREN'T SICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

June 19, 2009

IT'S A PRETTY BASIC PROBLEM FOR DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

June 16, 2009

EXCEPT THAT PENILE IMPLANTS ARE HEALTH CARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:08 PM

THE SEEDS OF AN INSIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

June 15, 2009

WEIRD SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 AM

May 31, 2009

IT'LL WORK EXACTLY LIKE HAVING THE GOVERNMENT SEND EVERYONE TO COLLEGE HAS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:47 PM

RELIEVING PAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TREATING THE UNDERRLYING CONDITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

May 21, 2009

THE EASIEST WAY TO HOLD DOWN HEALTH CARE COSTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 PM

May 20, 2009

MEANWHILE, WHAT PERCENTAGE OF AMERICANS BELIEVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

May 18, 2009

JUST AS YOU DON'T WANT FOOD STAMPS TO PAY FOR JUNK FOOD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

ALL THE ADVANCEMENT IN MEDICINE IS JUST HYGIENE, NUTRITION, AND VACCINES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

May 16, 2009

THIS GUY'S AN ECONOMIST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

May 12, 2009

THAT'S A LOT OF EFFORT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YANKEES COULD HAVE TOLD YOU (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM

May 6, 2009

DEFINING "HARD" DOWNWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

May 5, 2009

IS IT EVEN "LITTLE MORE"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

May 4, 2009

THE BELL CURVE TOLLS FOR THE SWINE PLAGUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM

THEY AREN'T MAKING EPIDEMICS LIKE THEY USED TO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

May 3, 2009

EXPORTING THE INFERIOR PLAGUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:05 AM

May 2, 2009

BUT THE VIRULENCE OF THE HYSTERIA IS OBVIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

May 1, 2009

THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

OF WHAT USE IS A CALM PERSPECTIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

April 28, 2009

POINTLESS DRUGS, THEY AREN'T JUST FOR UNRULY BOYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

April 24, 2009

SOME CANCERS KILL, SOME DON'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

April 9, 2009

THERE ARE NO ADVANCES IN MEDICINE, JUST TWEAKS IN TECHNOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

April 8, 2009

DON'T BOTHER ME WITH THE FACTS, I'M FOLLOWING THE QUACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

April 5, 2009

IS HE AN EMANUEL BROTHER OR A BUSH BROTHER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 PM

April 1, 2009

WORSE THAN A PAIN IN THE BUTT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 PM

WHAT ARE YOU LETTING IN THROUGH THE SCREEN DOOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

March 30, 2009

JUST HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 PM

March 29, 2009

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE DUBBLE BUBBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

WHAT IF YOU KNOW WHO HOSTS THE TONIGHT SHOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

March 25, 2009

I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM

March 24, 2009

JUST ANOTHER REASON TO AVOID THE QUACKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:15 PM

March 20, 2009

YOU DON'T "CURE" CANCER BY TREATING IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

March 17, 2009

FURTHER PROOF YOU SHOULD NEVER SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 PM

FIRST...HARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

OOPS, NEVERMIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

March 16, 2009

HERE'S A HANDY RULE OF THUMB...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

March 15, 2009

AS USEFUL AS SCREENS ON A SUBMARINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

March 13, 2009

THE BIG ENCHILADA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

February 25, 2009

HEY, UR, WANNA SAVE SOME REAL MONEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 PM

February 22, 2009

YOU'RE WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

January 27, 2009

LIKE THE YANKEES, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A SHORTSTOP TO FIELD A COMPLETE TEAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

January 25, 2009

SOMEONE REALLY OUGHT TO STUDY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

January 15, 2009

AWFULLY EARLY IN THE YEAR, BUT THE FOX BUTTERFIELD AWARD FOR 2009 IS LOCKED UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

January 10, 2009

COME BACK GENERAL PATTON, ALL IS FORGIVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

January 9, 2009

IT'S A SHORT STEP FROM CONTROLLING INCONVENIENT BEHAVIORS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

December 17, 2008

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 PM

December 10, 2008

THANKS, SAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

November 25, 2008

FIRST, DO NO SEARCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:19 PM

November 24, 2008

YET THE WOMENFOLK NEVER LISTEN WHEN WE TELL THEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 PM

November 4, 2008

THE TECHNICAL TERM IS "COOTIES":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 AM

November 3, 2008

BILL/HILL/JEB/GEORGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:42 PM

HERE'S ANOTHER WAY TO THINK OF IT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

October 24, 2008

SO, LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE THIS STRAIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM

October 18, 2008

MEDICINE'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

October 17, 2008

WE'RE WALKING STEM CELL FARMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

October 13, 2008

SCIENCE IS THE WRONG PLACE TO LOOK FOR OBJECTIVITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 PM

ALL IT PREVENTS IS SAVINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

October 10, 2008

AS ALWAYS, THE THIRD WAY TRUMPS BOTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 AM

September 22, 2008

HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

September 19, 2008

WHEN I WAS A KID....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

September 16, 2008

MASSACRE AT HUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM

September 5, 2008

AN OUTBREAK OF GOOD SENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

August 22, 2008

MAKING YOUR KIDS PAY THE PRICE OF YOUR LUNACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 PM

August 19, 2008

60-40 NATION FILES (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

July 3, 2008

EVEN THE 50% IS A MISDIAGNOSIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 PM

June 29, 2008

OBAMASTAN, WHERE AMERICA'S FUTURE IS CANADA'S PAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

June 21, 2008

THE ENTIRE IMPROVEMENT IN HUMAN HEALTH IN THE "SCIENTIFIC" AGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

May 25, 2008

ARE THEY MARGINALIZED BY NOT QUITTING...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

May 17, 2008

DEFINE EXCESSIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

May 5, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

April 26, 2008

BECAUSE IT'S PSYCHOSAOMATIC AND STRAIGHT MEN HATE DOCTORS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:44 PM

March 17, 2008

BUT GOOD NEWS FOR STRAIGHT MEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

March 13, 2008

POOR MR. SPITZER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

March 12, 2008

FIRST RULE OF MEDICINE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM

March 6, 2008

WELL-ADJUSTED PEOPLE DON'T KILL THEMSELVES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:29 PM

March 5, 2008

DIAGNOSIS IS NOT DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

March 4, 2008

WHY WOULDN'T COST HAVE A PLACEBO EFFECT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

RAISING THE OBVIOUS QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

February 27, 2008

GIVEN THAT HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER COMMODITY THESE DAYS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

February 20, 2008

WHICH CAME FIRST THE HYSTERIA OR THE EGG?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 PM

February 19, 2008

PHYSICIAN, COMPETE THYSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

February 11, 2008

WHICH JUST INCREASED WETNURSE SALARIES BY A FACTOR TEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:22 PM

February 3, 2008

DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE FACTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

January 29, 2008

CULTURE OF LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

January 10, 2008

FORGET THE BEAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:37 PM

January 9, 2008

DIAGNOSIS IS NOT DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 7, 2008

NURTURE NOT NATURE AFTER ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

December 30, 2007

COUNTER-NARRATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

December 26, 2007

HARDLY A COINCIDENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

December 21, 2007

THE WAR ON NORMAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

December 12, 2007

IDEAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 PM

November 27, 2007

FOLK'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING OF AFRICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

ALL THE IMPROVEMENTS IN MODERN HEALTH BOIL DOWN TO JUST TWO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

November 18, 2007

EVERY HEALTH IMPROVEMENT IS JUST A MATTER OF HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

November 8, 2007

NERVE IMPINGEMENT ISN'T HEALING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 PM

November 6, 2007

SOMNIMENTAL HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

November 2, 2007

AND, IF THEY'RE WRONG, WHO CARES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 AM

October 26, 2007

AT LEAST AGENT ORANGE REALLY DOES CAUSE ACNE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

October 23, 2007

GREAT, THE KIDS WILL SPEND NEXT SUMMER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:59 PM

October 16, 2007

THINK THE FOUNDERS LIMBERED UP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

October 15, 2007

LET'S MAKE A DEAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 PM

October 5, 2007

FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

GAME. SET. MATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 4, 2007

FROM LEANER GOVERNMENT TO PUTTING ON SOME PAUNCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:12 PM

October 3, 2007

RECONNECTING COSTS TO BENEFITS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:49 AM

October 2, 2007

NOT SO RUSTY OLD JOHN DEERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:02 PM

October 1, 2007

WHY NOT HEALTH CARE TOO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 25, 2007

SPEAKING OF THE TRANSGENDERED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

NO HAIR, SO NOT HEIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

September 22, 2007

WHO HAS TO BREAK IT TO MICHAEL MOORE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

September 19, 2007

BUY AN "H":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

September 17, 2007

IF IT QUACKS..:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 PM

THE ONLY THING I LEARNED OF VALUE IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:07 PM

SEEMS SINISTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

September 15, 2007

JUNK SCIENCE IS REDUNDANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

September 11, 2007

AND IF THEY'RE WRONG, WHO CARES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 PM

September 8, 2007

REGULAR BLACK COFFEE WORKED FOR ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 PM

September 5, 2007

THE REVOLUTION NEVER GETS PAST '76:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:48 PM

August 29, 2007

THE CASH YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:31 PM

August 27, 2007

MARKET FUNDAMENTALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 AM

August 24, 2007

SURE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

August 23, 2007

THE REVOLUTION ROLLS ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

August 17, 2007

WHY ABSOLVE THE PILL WHORES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 13, 2007

DON'T THESE SCIENTISTS HAVE ANY KIDS OF THEIR OWN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

August 11, 2007

MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 PM

August 8, 2007

THOUGH SELDOM THE WAY VIRGINIA WOOLF WENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 PM

August 6, 2007

ABNORMAL IS THE NEW BLACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 PM

July 29, 2007

THEY AREN'T MEDICINES, THEY'RE COSMETICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

MARKETS WOULD TRANSFER THE WHOLE COST :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

July 28, 2007

SO CLOSE TO AN EPIPHANY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

July 27, 2007

SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM

COULDN'T YOU INJECT IT INTO THE FILLING OF A TWINKIE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 PM

July 25, 2007

BUT THE WAVES MUST INTRERACT WITH VACCINES TO CAUSE AUTISM, ADHD, OBESITY, WARTS, BACK HAIR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

July 24, 2007

PLUS, YOU LOOK COOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

July 10, 2007

THE REALISTIC SOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 PM

July 9, 2007

HOW HARD IS IT TO TELL PEOPLE TO WASH THEIR HANDS AND EAT BETTER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

July 1, 2007

SAME/SAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

June 26, 2007

SPOKEN LIKE A LITTLE SISTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:56 PM

June 24, 2007

HERE'S A DEAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

June 17, 2007

GOTTA SHUT THEM UP SOMEHOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

June 16, 2007

DUNGEONS & DUFFERS (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

June 12, 2007

ONE LESS EXCUSE FOR NOT EATING BEEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

June 11, 2007

THE MOST GENEROUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

June 10, 2007

THE ODD DECOUPLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 7, 2007

THE BIG THREE WAY (via Luciferous):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 PM

June 6, 2007

RIDDLE US THIS... (via Luciferous):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

May 31, 2007

FIRST THEY CAME FOR OUR CAVITIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 PM

May 28, 2007

SOONER OR LATER WE'LL LEARN SOMETHING OUR FOREFATHERS DIDN'T KNOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

May 21, 2007

MEATLESS IS MURDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

IT HAS TO BE THE DEFAULT SETTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 17, 2007

ISN'T THE DEMOCRATIC LINE THAT IT WON'T SAVE ANY MONEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

YET "CONSERVATIVES" CHASED THE BEST CONGRESS WE'VE EVER HAD OUT OF TOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

May 15, 2007

BECAUSE MURDERERS DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ACCOMPLICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 14, 2007

THE CAMEL'S NOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

May 9, 2007

GOTTA CUT BACK ON THE WASABI, HOMEYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM

May 5, 2007

FUNNY SORT OF HOOVERVILLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

May 3, 2007

SINCE HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD THESE DAYS...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM

...AND BETTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:02 PM

April 30, 2007

THEY'LL KNOW FUNKYTOWN BETTER THAN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

April 28, 2007

VITAL ATTRACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 PM

April 24, 2007

A TEMPLATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

April 15, 2007

AND THE CONSUMER SHALL LEAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

April 11, 2007

THERE'S NO BETTER SNACK THAN A BOWL OF CEREAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

NOW HERE'S A CONTEST FOR YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

April 10, 2007

SHHHHHH...THE REVOLUTION MUST NOT BE NOTICED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

April 8, 2007

WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN-HEARTED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM

April 5, 2007

MORE IS LESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:49 AM

April 4, 2007

SPOTTY MEDICINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 PM

April 3, 2007

IF THEY LOOK THEY FIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

March 30, 2007

IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH THE 5 YEAR OLD CAN KICK YOUR BUTT IN MONKEYBALL? (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM

March 28, 2007

HEIMLICH? HE WAS WORKIN' HER LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

March 27, 2007

READ WITHOUT YOUR SPOUSE THINKING YOU'RE LAZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

IF WE NEEDED STENTS WE'D EVOLVE THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 23, 2007

CATCHING UP TO THE REBEL-IN-CHIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM

March 22, 2007

THE SKY IS RISING, THE SKY IS RISING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

March 20, 2007

SPARE THE DRUGS, SPOIL THE ADULTS' DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

March 15, 2007

PLUS, NO PULP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

March 14, 2007

TO NAP IS TO FIGHT IGNORANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

March 13, 2007

WE'RE JOLLY, DON'T YOU KNOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

March 10, 2007

DRUGGING BOYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

March 7, 2007

SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND...EVEN IF NOT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 PM

March 5, 2007

THEY SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

CHURCHILL'S DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

February 28, 2007

MIGHT HELP IF THEY DIDN'T FILL THE SAME PRESCRIPTION THREE TIMES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 PM

BUSH/WYDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

February 26, 2007

CHEER UP, CHARLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

February 22, 2007

JUST THE TIP OF THE HEISENBERG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

February 12, 2007

JUST BEING HEART HEALTHY HONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM

January 10, 2007

THE BEAUTY OF ROWDY IS THAT HE ISN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

January 9, 2007

IF YOU BELIEVE LIFE IS A TRAGEDY, YOURS WILL BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:44 PM

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

JUST WAITING TO BE DONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

January 8, 2007

JUST KEEPING THE SEATS WARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

December 20, 2006

SAVED BY SUDOKU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

December 17, 2006

THEY DON'T CALL IT SAL-VATION FOR NOTHIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

December 16, 2006

FEATHER-HEADED THINKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 AM

FOLKS DON'T WANT IT UNLESS YOU CRANK UP A FAKE HYSTERIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

December 15, 2006

MAYBE HE COULD PUT ON SOME BARRY WHITE AND LIGHT SOME INCENSE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM

GEE, MESSING WITH CREATION SEEMED SUCH A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

December 14, 2006

WE'LL KEEP THE PAIN, THANKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM

BUT CAN HE GET DEMOCRATS TO BACK A PLAN THAT PRIVATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 13, 2006

A TYPICAL DAY FOR THE GOP MAJORITY (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM

THE CRUSADER STATE EXTENDS THE COVENANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

December 5, 2006

QUICK, PRETEND TO CARE... (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 AM

December 3, 2006

BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:03 PM

WHAT DOES SCIENCE HAVE TO DO WITH IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM

November 30, 2006

AS "AUTISM" BECOMES "SPECIES":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 PM

MY MATH'S NOT SO GOOD....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 PM

WINNING THE CULTURE WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM

November 27, 2006

YET THE GOP RAN ON PERPETUAL WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

November 23, 2006

THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HELP THEM, JUST CONTROL THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

October 25, 2006

JUST DON'T TRY WEARING ONE WHEN YOU MEET WITH GORDON BROWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

...AND HEALTHIER... (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

October 24, 2006

WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE IT ALSO TURNS THEM INTO GIANT [RHYMES WITH TRIX]:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

October 21, 2006

THEIR PUPPIES DON'T HAVE ADD OR AUTISM EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

October 19, 2006

YET FOLKS STILL DOUBT THERE'S A GOD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

WHAT DOES EFFECTIVENESS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 17, 2006

THE BASTARD CHILDREN OF CLAIRE HUXTABLE (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 PM

WHO KNEW IT WAS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM

October 5, 2006

CREATIVE DISRUPTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:43 PM

NEOCONOMIST IN CHIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

October 4, 2006

GETTING AHEAD OF THE CURVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

FIRST YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE UNIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 3, 2006

SHOULDN'T ONLY THE RICH BENEFIT FROM THIS TAX SHELTER? (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

PROGRESSING BACKWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

October 2, 2006

GENIUS OFTEN LIES IN NOTICING THE OBVIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

HEAD, NOT LUNGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

September 29, 2006

WHO'S MORE DISAPPOINTED THAT THE PROGRAM WORKS SO WELL...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

September 21, 2006

MY BODY GUARD (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

September 18, 2006

YOU'D HOLD OUT FOR ANOTHER TOO IF THEY'RE INCREASING BY A FACTOR OF 10:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

September 13, 2006

THE COMMODIFICATION OF MEDICINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM

September 12, 2006

NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US AGENT ORANGE ONLY CAUSES ACNE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 PM

August 27, 2006

TWO-FER (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

August 23, 2006

SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

August 5, 2006

A MINIMUM WAIT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

August 3, 2006

V-9:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

August 1, 2006

COMPETITION IS GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

July 30, 2006

MY, WHAT A SMALL BEAK YOU HAVE, GRANDMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

July 27, 2006

THUS THE BASEMENT RULE (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

July 18, 2006

BUTTERY GOODNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

July 16, 2006

MAYBE THEY COULD START SMOKING TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

July 14, 2006

COFFIN NAILING YOUR WOMB?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM

July 8, 2006

COME BACK PRESIDENT SUMMERS, ALL IS FORGIVEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

June 28, 2006

WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO KILL YOU?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

June 24, 2006

DON'T TRY AND CONFUSE US WITH THE FACTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 PM

NOTHING A REAL ENERGY CRISIS WOULDN'T FIX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

June 21, 2006

SLEEP IS MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN WORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

June 17, 2006

TO MARKET, TO MARKET, TO BUY A...ADVANCED MEDICAL PROCEDURE IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

June 15, 2006

FIRST, DO NO HARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

June 13, 2006

DID THEY SAVE THESE REPORTS FOR FATHERS DAY WEEK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

YET ADVOCATES ARE STILL PIMPING THE HOAX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

June 12, 2006

ANY DAY NOW WE'LL LEARN SOMETHING OUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T KNOW....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

A PARTY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S WINNING THE REVOLUTION (via mc):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

June 10, 2006

LEARN FROM BILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

June 8, 2006

SOONER OR LATER WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING OUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T KNOW (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

June 5, 2006

THE THIRD WAY IN ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

ALL ABOUT WHO YOUR ALLIES ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

June 2, 2006

MEDICARE REFORM IN ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

May 28, 2006

PIPE THE WASTE AWAY FROM LIVING AREAS, WASH YOUR HANDS, STOP SMOKING, AFFORD 2000 CALORIES A DAY-- THE REST IS DECORATIVE (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:14 AM

MERCURY FALLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

EVEN GOD CAN'T HIT A ONE IRON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

May 27, 2006

WHAT FLEXIBILITY BUYS YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 PM

May 25, 2006

YEAH, BUT THEY DON'T DISRUPT CLASS ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

May 23, 2006

FOOD, SOAP & PRAYER (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

MORE A GEORGESEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

May 22, 2006

A: NOT EUROPEANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 PM

May 19, 2006

IF IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

OWNERSHIP IN OKLAHOMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

May 18, 2006

MAYBE RITALIN CAUSES AUTISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:56 PM

May 17, 2006

HARD TO SEE HOW IT COULD HAVE GONE ANY BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

May 16, 2006

WHICH IS WHY YOU PRETEND TO HAVE DEADLINES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

May 12, 2006

THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION, RIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 PM

May 11, 2006

FOLKLORIC EVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

May 10, 2006

PURITAN CONSUMERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 PM

May 9, 2006

CONFUSING DIAGNOSIS WITH DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

May 8, 2006

HE JUST KEEPS PILING UP WINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

May 5, 2006

LUCKY THEY WEREN'T PLAYING HEARTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

April 27, 2006

THANKS, NANCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

April 25, 2006

PATIENT, HEAL THYSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 PM

April 20, 2006

YOU LIVE AWHILE IN A PURITAN NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 AM

April 19, 2006

PARCELLING OUT RATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 11, 2006

IF THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT THEN IT ISN'T PRIVATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:57 PM

LOSE THE STENCH, ADD PATRONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

April 5, 2006

WITH NATIONAL HEALTH COMES NATIONAL NUTRITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

April 3, 2006

ALL OF THE RIGHT'S "DEFEATS" HAVE BEEN WINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

March 29, 2006

"SORRY," BEATS THE HECK OUT OF A TORT CLAIM (via Raoul Ortega):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 PM

March 26, 2006

HEY, JIMMY CARTER DID SOMETHING GOOD, FOR ONCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

March 22, 2006

IF THEY CARED ABOUT SUCH THINGS THEY WOULDN'T SMOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 PM

March 15, 2006

THE APPLICATION ISN'T ALL THAT PLEASANT THOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

March 14, 2006

STOCKING THE GUILT BANK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

March 10, 2006

DOCTORS WITHOUT MORALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

March 8, 2006

NO DUH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 PM

March 7, 2006

LIVE FREE OF SMOKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

February 27, 2006

THOSE TRICKY DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

February 24, 2006

PUTS THE AMERICAN BACK IN TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 PM

February 23, 2006

HE CAN SEE THE CART, BUT CAN'T DISCERN THE HORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

February 22, 2006

THANKS, W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

February 21, 2006

THE SHOPPERS HAVE SWITCHED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

February 19, 2006

IT'S DONE TO THE KIDS--IT'S FOR THE ADULTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

February 18, 2006

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MEDICAL PROGRESS, JUST SANITATION & HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

February 16, 2006

CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:01 PM

February 14, 2006

BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 PM

ANOTHER RATIONALISM DOWN THE TUBES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

February 13, 2006

IT ONLY TOOK THEM 6 YEARS TO FIGURE HIM OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM

February 12, 2006

HOW ROVE DOES IT (via Tom Morin and Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

WOULD YOU TRUST A COLLEGE FRESHMAN? (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

February 10, 2006

BLAME W (via Timothy Goddard):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT BEEF, WHY'D HE MAKE COWS SO SLOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

PULLING COFFIN NAILS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

February 8, 2006

HEY, HONEY, BRING HOME A BUCKET OF KFC, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 AM

February 7, 2006

GOOD PAPERCLIPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

STARVING THE BEAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

January 31, 2006

ANTI-SMOKING IS A MARKET FORCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

January 30, 2006

RESTORING INCENTIVES AND REWARDING GOOD BEHAVIOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

January 25, 2006

ALLIGATOR ARMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

January 21, 2006

LIKE GIVING THE MICK A NEW LIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

January 19, 2006

FINALLY, A SPOT IN CHICAGO MORE DISGUSTING THAN LOWER WACKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM

January 10, 2006

NO MORE BROKEBACK HOSPITAL? (via Bruce Cleaver):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM

January 5, 2006

A RUN OF GOOD NEWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

DUDE, YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH MY MIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

December 21, 2005

AH, MODERN SCIENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

December 12, 2005

HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR HYSTERICS, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 PM

December 11, 2005

HER YOU COULD SEE SCHIAVOING (via Brian Boys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:30 PM

December 9, 2005

MCCAIN SUPPLIES THE VOTES & JEB THE PLATFORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

November 30, 2005

IT'S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT FOR THE FRENCH SINCE THEY ALL HAVE TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM

November 28, 2005

TYPHOID J-LO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM

SIC TRANSIT EMPIRICISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

THE COVEN VS. THE COVENANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

November 21, 2005

NOT TO MENTION, IT'S FOR SISSIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

November 16, 2005

IT'S A START:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

November 13, 2005

IT'S ABOUT SAVINGS, NOT MEDICINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

November 4, 2005

MAKING KIDS PAY THE PRICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

October 24, 2005

THOSE WHO CAN LEAST AFFORD IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 PM

October 22, 2005

IT ONLY LOOKS DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 PM

October 21, 2005

CRANK UP THE LEFTY WAILING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

October 20, 2005

ONE OF THOSE DAYS DOCTORS WOULD AS SOON CALL IN SICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

October 16, 2005

BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MYSELF (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

October 12, 2005

MY SIN GOOD, YOUR SIN BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:32 PM

October 11, 2005

TOO FRENCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM

October 7, 2005

WHY NOT SERVE THE U.S. COMPANIES AND THE CONSUMERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM

BUT DRUGGING THEM IS SO MUCH EASIER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 PM

October 6, 2005

IT'D MAKE KATRINA LOOK LIKE A RAIN STORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

October 2, 2005

FOX BUTTERFIELD WANNABE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

September 22, 2005

DON'T CALL THEM COFFIN NAILS FOR NOTHIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

September 7, 2005

TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO COUPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 31, 2005

GEE, EXCESSIVE SELF-ABSORPTION SEEMS SO HEALTHY (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

August 30, 2005

ALL IN YOUR MIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

August 29, 2005

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

August 26, 2005

ANY DAY NOW THERE'LL BE AN ACTUAL ADVANCE IN MEDICINE FROM WHAT OUR ANCESTORS KNEW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

August 25, 2005

IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU'D HAVE TO HATE LIFE... (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

August 24, 2005

RATHER DEAD THAN OFFENDED (via Bob Tremblay):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

August 23, 2005

MORE MONKEY CHOW, PLEASE (via Michael Herdegen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 PM

IF WE AREN'T KILLING WE'RE MUDDLED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

BUT I JUST KNOW WE'RE BETTER OFF....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 16, 2005

THE PATIENTS OF JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 PM

August 13, 2005

NO, YOU TELL HER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

August 11, 2005

THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE TO BLAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

August 9, 2005

THEY MAY BE SMALLER FOR A REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 PM

July 27, 2005

SO MUCH FOR RANDOMNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

July 21, 2005

UNVACCINATED, NOW UNWASHED (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:02 PM

July 20, 2005

GOTTA BLAME SOMEBODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

July 14, 2005

IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:00 PM

July 8, 2005

DID DOLE FUND THE RESEARCH (via Michael Herdegen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:05 PM

July 6, 2005

APPARENTLY HE TAKES THESE COVENANTS PRETTY SERIOUSLY (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM

July 5, 2005

FIRST ORDER...A BURGER (via M Ali Choudhury):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM

July 2, 2005

CONNECTING CHOICES TO COSTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 PM

JACQUES WHO'S?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

July 1, 2005

DUBIOUSER AND DUBIOUSER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 PM

June 30, 2005

THAT'S WHAT ATTICS ARE FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM

June 29, 2005

COULD THEY HAVE TOLD US THAT WHEN WE WERE PUBESCENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

June 28, 2005

LIBERAL HEALTH CARE--EVERY HOSPITAL A KING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

June 26, 2005

SOMEONE NEVER LEARNED TO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 PM

June 22, 2005

THEY'RE AMERICANS, AREN'T THEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 PM

June 19, 2005

WE NEED MORE HYSTERIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM

June 17, 2005

WHAT IF YOUR 100 YARD DASH TAKES 6 MINUTES? (via Michael Herdegen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

June 15, 2005

GEE, YOU MEAN IT WASN'T ABOUT HUMANITARIANISM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

June 13, 2005

NOW MAKE THEM A MANDATORY MINIMUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

June 12, 2005

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 11, 2005

MAN MADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

May 28, 2005

BOWING TO THE INEVITABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

May 25, 2005

WHERE'S BERTON ROUECHE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

May 17, 2005

POOL WATER YOU CAN DRINK (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

YOU WANNA BE P.C. OR GET WELL? (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 9, 2005

I BET HIM $100 THAT HE LOSES (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:04 PM

April 28, 2005

ODDLY ENOUGH, THEY'RE FOUND ONLY IN MA (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

April 25, 2005

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

April 22, 2005

I TYPE, THEREFORE I DON'T THINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

April 20, 2005

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:55 PM

April 15, 2005

TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:31 PM

April 14, 2005

THERE'S A REASON WE DON'T HAVE HUMPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

April 13, 2005

ANYONE THINK A BAN ON PENILE IMPLANTS WOULD STAND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM

QUIT BUGGING THEM (US):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

April 11, 2005

AT LAST, A COMMODITY WITH A FUTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

April 10, 2005

THEY SHOULD ONLY BE FREELY AVAILABLE IF THEY CAUSE DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 AM

April 7, 2005

PUSHER PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

April 6, 2005

A WORD TO THE WISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 PM

April 4, 2005

PROVING THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP IT YOU'LL GO BLIND::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

April 1, 2005

WOULD IT KILL YA' TO HAVE A SALAD ONCE IN AWHILE? (via Pat H):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 PM

March 29, 2005

NO ONE MISSES THE STENCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

WHEN YOU'RE TIRED, SLEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:01 PM

March 26, 2005

SELF-REFERENCE ALERT (UNPLEASANT MEDICAL DETAILS INCLUDED):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

March 21, 2005

REGRESSIVE PROGRESS (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM

March 11, 2005

OH, WHAT YOU'RE MISSING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 AM

March 6, 2005

BREAKING THE CODE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:50 PM

March 2, 2005

FUNDING FRACTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

March 1, 2005

LIVE LONGER, WORK LONGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

February 24, 2005

RESPONSIBILITY WORKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

February 22, 2005

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM

February 18, 2005

BUILDING A DRUG CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

February 17, 2005

NO FREE DRUG LUNCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

February 16, 2005

SO WE GOT THAT GOIN' FOR US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM

February 14, 2005

YOU GO FIRST (via Jim Yates)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

February 11, 2005

GOT MILK? (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

February 10, 2005

GENDER AS DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM

THE DEMOCRATS' HEALTH PRESCRIPTION (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

February 9, 2005

MILLIONS OF DEAD LATER (via Timothy Goddard):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 PM

SURPRISE, PEOPLE PREFER BOTOX AND VIAGRA TO CLEANING UP DIOXIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

MILK NAZIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

February 6, 2005

WHY GEORGE OPPOSES GEORGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

February 4, 2005

HOW MUCH GREENER OUR VALLEYS (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

February 2, 2005

WHAT MITE HAVE BEEN (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 PM

January 29, 2005

WHICH WOULD REDEFINE EYE TEETH (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:26 PM

January 28, 2005

UGANDA SHALL LEAD THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

January 27, 2005

LEADING THE CAMEL FURTHER INTO THE TENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

January 26, 2005

BACK TO THE SECOND WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

January 18, 2005

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SHE'S MY SISTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM

January 17, 2005

NURTURE, NOT NATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

MOVE OVER PHINEAS GAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:58 AM

January 12, 2005

WERE ANY OF CABANA BOY'S CAMPAIGN ISSUES FACT-BASED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 AM

January 7, 2005

BINGO!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM

January 5, 2005

SELF-INFLICTED TSUNAMI (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:49 PM

SIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD!!!!, WE NEED MORE DRUGS!!!!!!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

January 4, 2005

THE HIGHCHAIRS THEY SIT YOU IN ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

IS MEDICAL PROGRESS EVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

December 31, 2004

IT'S NOT JUST A SNORING PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM

December 28, 2004

YOUR DOCTOR ISN'T YOUR SOCIAL WORKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

PLACEBO LAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

December 24, 2004

ONE FLU OVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

December 22, 2004

DEMEDICATING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

December 17, 2004

ONE OF THE GREAT NON-STORIES OF 2004:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

December 16, 2004

JUST WAIT'LL YOU CAN MAIL-ORDER MEAT FROM ABROAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM

December 15, 2004

IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

December 7, 2004

STILL WANT TO BE UNPLUGGED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

December 6, 2004

SOCIAL PRESCRIPTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 PM

December 3, 2004

STOP PAYING FOR THEM AND FOLKS WILL STOP TAKING THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM