SPORT Archives

July 23, 2014

STAT #1--GET RID OF KESSEL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 10, 2014

BETTER OFF DEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 5, 2014

LOSER PARENTS LIVING VICARIOUSLY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 15, 2014

SPORTS AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE, BUT IT IS SCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2014

WELL, THAT GOT UGLY FAST...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2014

WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2014

PARCELLS SMILED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 22, 2013

THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY ANYONE GOES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 7, 2013

AND, AS WITH ANY SUBSIDIZED INDUSTRY, THE PRODUCT IS LOUSY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2013

MAKING THE PRICE TRITE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2013

RELAX, IT'S JUST A MARKETING SCAM:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2013

SAD TO SAY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2013

DO THEY EVEN HAVE BOOK FAIRS ANYMORE?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 15, 2013

ONLY IN BASEBALL DO YOU SCORE WITHOUT THE BALL:

Posted by orrinj at 12:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2013

TENNIS IS UNWATCHABLE IN ANY ENVIRONMENT...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 24, 2013

CO-CONSPIRATORS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 15, 2013

ISN'T IT THE DREAM OF EVERY COACH...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 4, 2013

NATIONAL FUNGIBLE LEAGUE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 13, 2013

SHOULD HAVE CAPPED HIM IN THE GOLD CUP:

Posted by orrinj at 12:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 2, 2013

THE SIMPLE REALITY IS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2013

LINE OF THE DAY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2013

NO WONDER THEY'RE DRESSED IN RED, WHITE & BLUE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 9, 2013

OLD-TIME HOCKEY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 1, 2013

THE GREATEST FINAL 4 IN SPORTS HISTORY?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2013

CITIES WERE A MISTAKE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2013

REBOUNDING IS PERHAPS THE ONLY SIGNIFICANT PLAY IN SPORT...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 18, 2013

IT MUST BE TRUE, IT'S IN A PRESS RELEASE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 10, 2013

ON THE OTHER HAND, HE'S NO MIKE ROZIER (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2013

JUST ANOTHER REASON BIG TIME COLLEGE SPORTS IS UNWATCHABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 27, 2013

THEY DON'T EVEN ASK THE OBVIOUS QUESTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 17, 2013

JUST MEAT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2013

IF ONLY THE CANUCKS WEREN'T SUCH NANCY BOYS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2013

THE BEST THERE EVER WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2013

BET THE DUCKS RUN FASTER IN WASHINGTON...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 22, 2013

THE McDANIELS PROBLEM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2013

THE TEAMMAKER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FROM THE ARCHIVES: THIS PROFILE IS SO FASCINATING... (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

January 16, 2013

WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH ALL THE KIDS DID IN SCHOOL TODAY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SYSTEMS MATTER, PLAYERS DON'T:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2013

40 IN 90 WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2013

IT'S NOT FLASHBOWLING OR SHUFFLEBOARD, BUT IT'LL DO IN A PINCH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 1, 2013

HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN EXTENSION FOR WINNING THAT MANY WITH THAT QB:

Posted by orrinj at 1:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OLD TIME HOCKEY:

Posted by orrinj at 12:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 31, 2012

WHAT LOCKOUT?

Posted by orrinj at 4:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 24, 2012

MERRY MITZVAH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 23, 2012

IT'S THE PRODUCT, NOT THE PRICE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 20, 2012

NO, IT HAS 30 SHAREHOLDERS TO KEEP HAPPY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2012

"THAT NIGHT":

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 8, 2012

ONE THING YOU HAVE TO GIVE SOCCER...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2012

IN AN EDGELESS LEAGUE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2012

WHEN RICKY STOPPED SMILING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2012

IF ONLY THERE'D BEEN A BUZZER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 6, 2012

DOESN'T LOSING RISK IMPLYING SHE'S FAT?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2012

"LIFE, FOOTBALL AND CANCER":

Posted by orrinj at 11:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 3, 2012

TIMING MATS?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2012

MEN AREN'T DOGS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 30, 2012

SOMETHING ELSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RAISED ON THE COURT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2012

AMERICA'S GAME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 18, 2012

SO WHY DO THEY PLAY THE PHYSICAL VERSION INSTEAD OF AN ELECTRONIC ONE?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2012

IRONICALLY, IT'S ONLY TABOO IF YOU'RE A DARWINIST:

Posted by orrinj at 8:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2012

SIR OLAFUR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2012

ONCE THE COLD WAR ENDED THEY BECAME IRRELEVANT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2012

UNWATCHABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 24, 2012

BY THEIR TIMES SHALL YOU KNOW THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 22, 2012

AND HOW MANY OF THE CURRENT RECORDS ARE THE PRODUCT OF PEDs?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2012

BROTHERHOOD OF THE STRONG:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2012

STOLE THAT MOVE FROM WILLY WONKA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2012

NO PRESSURE, ANDY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2012

THE BIG ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FIGHT THE TYRANNY OF TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 28, 2012

RIGHT QUESTION, WRONG LT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 8, 2012

LESS ACCESS, PLEASE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 4, 2012

MAKING IT THE FIRST USEFUL MEMBER OF ITS SPECIES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2012

LET'S HOPE THIS STORY ENDS WELL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 11, 2012

REPRESENTING ICELAND:

Posted by orrinj at 2:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 29, 2012

IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO FAKE ADHD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 22, 2012

WHICH IS TO MISS THE POINT ENTIRELY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2012

KEVIN GARNETT ISN'T MICHAEL JORDAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 31, 2012

THEY LIKELY AVOIDED SHUFFLEBOARD CHAMPIONSHIPS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GETTING TO THE ZONE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 29, 2012

BUT YOU KNEW HE'D BE A FOOTBALL FAN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 26, 2012

SWEET SORROW:

Posted by orrinj at 2:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 16, 2012

GOOD WORK, IF YOU CAN GET IT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 15, 2012

ONE SPRING WE PLAYED CRICKET ON THE QUAD AT COLGATE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 29, 2012

(via Bart):

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2012

ISN'T COMPETITION THE POINT?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 19, 2012

IS THERE SUCH THING AS AN UNLIKABLE VIKE?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SIC TRANSIT FOOTBALL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2012

STOOP TO YONKERS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 14, 2012

LACE 'EM UP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 12, 2012

LEARN THE LINBOW:

Posted by orrinj at 9:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2012

WATERSHIP DOWN AIN'T CHURCHILL DOWNS, EH?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT HAPPENED TO BETTER SPORTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2012

THE DEEP END:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RETRO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2012

THE LAST SON OF LIBERTY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GLOBAL WARMING?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2012

IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE MORE INTERESTING IF THE COIN TOSS DECIDED THE WINNER OF THE GAME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 6, 2012

WE HAD THE SOUND OFF, WAS THIS THE ONLY GOOD AD LAST NIGHT?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'D HAVE BEEN MORE IMPRESSED...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SHAME...

Posted by Stephen Judd at 10:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS PRECISELY WRONG:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU MEAN THEY DON'T USE PEACH BASKETS?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2012

JUST ABOUT AS BAD A GAME AS YOU'D EXPECT FROM TWO MEDIOCRE TEAMS...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

START SPREADIN' THE NEWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWISS ARMY EVERYONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LEARNING TO HATE THE UNDERDOG:

Posted by orrinj at 12:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWISS ARMY DB'S:

Posted by orrinj at 12:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SIMPLE ARROGANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE PARITY MEANS MEDIOCRITY, AT BEST, THESE TWO TEAMS AT WORST:

Posted by orrinj at 12:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWISS ARMY BACKS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWISS ARMY ENDS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2012

ONLY BLACK SEPTEMBER CAN STOP THE GIANTS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2012

THE HIGH COST OF ARROGANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"I HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE":

Posted by orrinj at 6:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2012

IT'S AN OFFENSIVE LEAGUE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2012

THE FANCY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL THAT MATTERS ARE THE TURNOVERS, WHICH ARE MORE LIKELY ON THROWS DOWNFIELD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2012

LEAST APPROPRIATE MUSIC EVER?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2012

TUNA MELD:

Posted by orrinj at 2:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2012

IT'S JUST A MORE DESERVING FANBASE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2012

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT UNLESS BILL BELICHICK TAPED IT, RIGHT?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AMERICA'S TEAM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 22, 2012

IT'S JUST NOT A SPORT YOU WANT TO OVERTHINK:

Posted by orrinj at 10:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2012

THE BLESSINGS OF NO PETA:

Posted by orrinj at 11:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2012

WHO WASN'T ROOTING FOR THE PATS TO FINISH WITH 666 YARDS OF TOTAL OFFENSE?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2012

OKAY, SO YOU PUT A ROB GRONKOWSKI ON OFFENSE BECAUSE HE'S UNCOVERABLE...

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2012

INEVITABLY, 316:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2012

DON'T THINK, DO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2012

"DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG YOUR EARS ARE":

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 15, 2011

THE ORANGE DISCIPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2011

TEBOW TO THE MASTER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 10, 2011

LIKEWISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2011

THEY HAVE TALENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 8, 2011

SORRY, MR. FRAZIER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 5, 2011

6,000 YEARS OF HUMAN HISTORY CAN'T BE WRONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2011

AND FREAKIER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2011

LOOKING LIKE AN ALL ANGLOSPHERE FINAL 4:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 24, 2011

THEY SHOOT HORSES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2011

"THE ROAD JUST EMPTIED":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 21, 2011

NATIONAL FUTBOL LEAGUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2011

TO DREAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 16, 2011

FRIDAY FAITHFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 13, 2011

A LAND OF ENDLESS WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 10, 2011

IT'S WORTH WATCHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 6, 2011

YPP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2011

WHERE ARE EWING AND GRAHAM WHEN YOU NEED THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 17, 2011

ONE OF THE GUYS AT WORK EVEN BEAT HIM IN THE STATE TOURNEY IN H.S.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 14, 2011

RATON TWIRLER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2011

THE HELMET DECALS MATTER, NOT THE PLAYERS UNDER THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 27, 2011

ON HACKS AND HACKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2011

KIND OF LIKE PHILLY DEMOCRATS BELIEVE THE VOTE COUNT WILL FAVOR THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OTHERWORLDLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2011

"NOTHING COIMES FROM NOTHING":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT IS THE BEST OF TIMES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 17, 2011

IMMORTALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SEVEN YEAR SCRATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2011

LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT GETS BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL THE BRUINS FANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LORD STANLEY LIVES AT THE HUB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY SHOWED ALL THE CLASS THAT THEIR TEAM DID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2011

IF GOLIATH COULD ADAPT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2011

BECAUSE THE BRUINS OBVIOUSLY CAN'T BE BEATING THE CANUCKS AT THEIR OWN GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2011

IT RULES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 1, 2011

WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS SHTICK NOW THAT BEANTOWN DOMINATES SPORTS?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 29, 2011

IF THE SEASON WERE DONE BY THE END OF MARCH, AS IT SHOULD BE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 27, 2011

NOWADAYS THEY AREN'T EVEN CARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 30, 2011

REMEMBER DAN MARINO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

April 27, 2011

THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:58 PM

April 20, 2011

AL KEPT ON SWINGING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

April 13, 2011

IT'S A GOOD THING CANADIANS ARE SUCH NICE PEOPLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

A GAME WHICH IS BETTERED ONLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

April 11, 2011

ALL ABOUT NATHAN HORTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

April 10, 2011

MIGHTIEST MITTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

April 4, 2011

SUNGLASSING THE WORLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 AM

April 3, 2011

NO MORE LAGAAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM

April 1, 2011

JUST POINT YOUR SKIS DOWNHILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

March 31, 2011

"HEROES DON'T PUNCH CLOCKS":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 PM

March 27, 2011

THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PLAYER SINCE MICHAEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

March 26, 2011

BRUINS NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 20, 2011

GIVE GOOGLEPLEX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:54 PM

"BUBBA FROM BAGDAD"

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

March 17, 2011

EVEN COACH WOODEN WAS ROOTING FOR PRINCETON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM

March 13, 2011

THE OTHER WISCONSIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

March 12, 2011

WE KNOW HOW THIS MOVIE ENDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

March 11, 2011

WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

March 7, 2011

PLUS A STARTING CENTER WHO CAN SCORE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:33 PM

March 6, 2011

KENDRICK WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

March 3, 2011

IT'S ALMOST UNFAIR TO HAVE THE BEST TEAM IN 4 DIFFERENT SPORTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

March 1, 2011

8 IS ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 PM

February 28, 2011

REVOLUTIONARY AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

February 27, 2011

ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE DECAL ON THE HELMET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 PM

FIRE AND FURY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

February 21, 2011

NO MATTER HOW HARD IT WAS TO PLAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

February 20, 2011

AND THE SPORT DIED WITH HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

February 18, 2011

THERE'S A MORE INTERESTING QUESTION BURIED WITHIN HIS OWN FRETTING

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

February 6, 2011

MAYTAG, YOU'RE IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

February 5, 2011

SUPER BOWL TRIVIA (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

February 1, 2011

I CAN BARELY HIT THE GREEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:48 PM

January 26, 2011

RIDDELL TO THE RESCUE (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:34 PM

January 24, 2011

IT'S NOT LIKE THE NFL DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO DEVELOP BETTER HELMETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

January 14, 2011

"HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT HIS LEGS?" (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

January 6, 2011

THE TWO BEST VENUES WE'VE HEARD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 PM

THE DIFFICULTY FOR HBO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

January 1, 2011

AND THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

December 30, 2010

IT'S GOOD TO BE OVIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

December 26, 2010

GIGAPROFANITY ALERT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

December 24, 2010

MAN ON THE EDGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

December 23, 2010

SHAQTASTIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM

December 17, 2010

THANKS, HENRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

December 16, 2010

I THINK I HAD THE LOCKER NEXT TO THAT KID IN H.S.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

December 12, 2010

EVEN GOD HATES DOMED STADIUMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:07 PM

D'OH?!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

December 11, 2010

HE DOESN'T NEED A SECURITY BLANKET, BUT THAT GOALIE'S GOING TO NEED A WHOLE ROLL OF LIFESAVERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 PM

NEARLY REASON ENOUGH TO VIOLATE THE TIMEZONE RULE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 PM

December 8, 2010

NO ONE PREFERS FOOTBALL TO RIDIN' THE RAILS (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:05 PM

December 7, 2010

THEY WERE NO CHUCK TAYLORS, BUT THEY DID GIVE OUT COOL PRIZES AS ENTICEMENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 PM

IT'S THE PATRIOTS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

December 5, 2010

WITH MINIMAL COLLATERAL DAMAGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

December 2, 2010

IMAGINE EVERY STADIUM IN AMERICA HOSTING THE SUPERBOWL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

December 1, 2010

FOR ONE BRIEF SHINING MOMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

November 28, 2010

SAINT STEVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE YEAR THEY WON DOWN UNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

November 24, 2010

EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK WINS ONE GAME A SEASON (via Bart Rhodes):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

November 13, 2010

PACQING THEM IN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

November 10, 2010

HOLY ----!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:56 PM

BEST ALL-STAR FORMAT EVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:31 PM

October 10, 2010

THUS, MANNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 PM

October 6, 2010

OTHER DIMENSIONAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM

September 30, 2010

IT'S ODD, GIVEN HAT THEY ALL PLAY TEAM EVENTS IN COLLEGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

August 15, 2010

SABERMETRICS IN PLUS-FOURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

July 22, 2010

"MORE AIR, MORE ERROR" (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 PM

July 15, 2010

YOU ALMOST HAVE TO ROOT FOR JOHN DALY JUST BECAUSE OF THIS OUTFIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

June 23, 2010

AN EPIC BATTLE OF MEDIOCRITIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

June 18, 2010

WHEREAS DAVID STERN DESERVES CREDIT FOR RECOGNIZING HE HAD A GAME HE COULDN'T MARKET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

June 14, 2010

A TEXTBOOK ILLUSTRATION LAST NIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 AM

June 7, 2010

THE ONE SPORT WHERE ONLY THE OFFICIATING MATTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 AM

June 6, 2010

SOCCER FOR PEOPLE WITH HAND-EYE CO-ORDINATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

GREATNESS HAPPENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

June 5, 2010

HANG ON NELL, HE'S COMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

June 4, 2010

FROM THE ARCHIVES: NONE FINER

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 AM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: THE WIZARD OF FIVEWOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: WHAT COMES AFTER LEGENDARY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: MAKING THE MOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 30, 2010

HANDY IF YOU'RE ROOTING FOR THE RAPIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

May 20, 2010

IF BOB BRADLEY DOESN'T GET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 PM

May 19, 2010

WONDERBLOKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

May 18, 2010

WHICH IS WHY HOCKEY SHOULD HAVE A 40 GAME SEASON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:25 PM

May 17, 2010

THRILLA IN ST. LUCIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 AM

May 14, 2010

ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES BASKETBALL UNWATCHABLE... (profanity alert):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 AM

HIS MOST IMPORTANT CONTRIBUTION DOESN'T APPEAR ON THE SCORESHEET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

April 30, 2010

HOLY CRIPES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM

April 23, 2010

JUST ANOTHER REASON TO PITY THE YOKELS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

April 22, 2010

NOT NEARLY ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:59 PM

WHICH PUTS US JUST THREE YEARS AWAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

April 8, 2010

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WEEK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

April 1, 2010

ARGUABLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

March 21, 2010

THERE'LL BE A LOT OF SHAKING HEADS AT THE WATER COOLER ON MONDAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

March 14, 2010

THE MAN IN THE RING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

March 3, 2010

MORE SWEEPING, MORE YELLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

March 1, 2010

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE, SISTER!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

February 28, 2010

THE UR VS A CONSERVATIVE...NO WONDER WE LOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

OKAY, THAT'S 1-1, NOW THE TIE-BREAKER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

February 24, 2010

YOWZAH!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:49 PM

February 22, 2010

'60...'80...'10?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

February 18, 2010

HAMMER AND ICICLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 PM

February 8, 2010

HE STEALS FROM THE RICH AND GIVES TO THE PO':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

January 3, 2010

AND NO ONE GAVE ME A COPY FOR CHRISTMAS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

January 1, 2010

A LYRIC LITTLE SNOWDRIFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

December 19, 2009

NOW THAT'S AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

December 15, 2009

IS HIS HAT SIZE AS BIG AS BARRY'S?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

December 13, 2009

EVEN HIS PET THUG ABANDONS HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

December 12, 2009

GOING COLD TURKEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

REPUBLICAN LIBERTY IN ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 PM

December 7, 2009

THE SCANDAL THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 PM

December 5, 2009

SIX FEET HIGH AND RISIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 PM

IT'S ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

December 3, 2009

THEY'VE GOT A NAME FOR THAT WHERE WE COME FROM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

December 2, 2009

TIME FOR ANOTHER MASHIE NIBLICKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:46 PM

December 1, 2009

CADDY, I'LL NEED THAT DRIVING IRON FOR THIS SHOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

MAYBE THE TIPS SHOULD BE FLOWING THE OTHER WAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

HOUND HOUNDED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

November 30, 2009

THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OF SPIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

November 29, 2009

SO WHY DIDN'T THE STENCH BOTHER REPORTERS INITIALLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

November 28, 2009

WHAT MYSTERY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

PLAYING FROM THE RED TEES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

November 27, 2009

UH-OH, THAT RUMOR SUDDENLY HAS LEGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:55 PM

November 26, 2009

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, PEGGY (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

November 23, 2009

IT'S SURE AS HECK MURDER ON TURKEYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:08 PM

November 16, 2009

TWO 1-YARD RUNS AND HE'S A GENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

IT WAS THE PLAY CALLING, NOT THE CALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

November 15, 2009

WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

HOW'D IT GO THE DISTANCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

November 14, 2009

IF ONLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 PM

November 5, 2009

SAD TO SEE "INJURY TIME" SPREAD TO BETTER GAMES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

October 26, 2009

SOMETIMES THE RED SHIRT IS AN OXFORD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

September 15, 2009

WE HAVE A SAYING IN FLASHBOWLING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:32 PM

August 30, 2009

ASSUME THE POSITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 PM

August 28, 2009

SEE YOU OUT THERE (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

August 23, 2009

GOT MUD ON YO FACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

August 21, 2009

BITTER TEA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 PM

August 17, 2009

WHEN THE PINNACLE OF YOUR SPORT IS GETTING A GOLDEN SHOWER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

August 16, 2009

IT'S NOT FLASH-BOWLING, BUT IT'LL DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 PM

August 9, 2009

SOMEONE HAS TO WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

August 8, 2009

"MILD MADNESS"

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

August 7, 2009

IF YOU AREN'T PLAYING JARTS YOU MAY AS WELL SUMMER ON FIRE ISLAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

August 6, 2009

FROM THE ARCHIVES: NOW THAT'S A TRIO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 AM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: UNREQUITED LOVE :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

August 4, 2009

DREW WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 PM

July 20, 2009

HAULING OFF THE ASHES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:49 PM

THE SECOND PUTT WAS JUST A MISS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

July 19, 2009

THE LAST GOLFER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

July 16, 2009

YOU BET IT IS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

July 11, 2009

HE'S SO SMART HE CAN SPELL GENIUS WITH JUST THE "G":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 AM

July 5, 2009

DAN FOUTS ON BLADES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

July 3, 2009

BECAUSE, YOU ACTUALLY DO HAVE ALL DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

June 25, 2009

TRY GETTING A KID TO SCALE BASEBALL CARDS WITH YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

June 13, 2009

THE LAST FEW MINUTES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

May 15, 2009

IN A FEW DECADES, MAYBE THE BIG FELLA CAN WORK IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

May 10, 2009

$20 A DAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

May 5, 2009

MANOS DE PEDRO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 PM

May 3, 2009

YUP, HE IS THAT GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

May 2, 2009

FROM THE ARCHIVES: TOO MUCH HORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:07 PM

May 1, 2009

PFP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 PM

DOES A DEFEAT OF OSCAR COUNT THAT MUCH MORE THAN A LOSS TO FLOYD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

April 28, 2009

DON'T GIVE UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

April 23, 2009

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS HOMO ECONOMICUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

LIKE ALL SUCH INDIVIDUAL GAMES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

April 21, 2009

THIRTY YEARS AGO NO ONE KNEW WHAT A PULLING GUARD WAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

April 16, 2009

BIGGER THAN THE SPORT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:04 PM

EVERYTHING FOOTBALL FANS KNOW ABOUT THE DETAILS OF THE GAME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 AM

PUNISHING THE PUTRID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

April 14, 2009

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU WISH YOU WERE STILL IN COLLEGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 PM

April 4, 2009

HE WAS THE SIZE OF A MODERN WIDE RECEIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

SOMEONE'S BEEN TALKING TO JESPER PANEVIK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

March 29, 2009

ISN'T THAT LAST BIT A TAD SELF-REFERENTIAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 PM

March 28, 2009

BUT THE PUCK DOESN'T CURVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

March 18, 2009

IF GOD AND SATAN WERE HAVING A SHOOTOUT FOR YOUR SOUL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

March 16, 2009

A #2 IS WORTH MORE THAN A #1:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

March 14, 2009

TO SET UP A REMATCH OF THE 1987 NCAA SEMIFINALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

March 13, 2009

ALWAYS BET ON ORANGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

March 8, 2009

THE DEEP HOLD WIDENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

March 6, 2009

AN AWESOME 9 MINUTES EVEN IN TAGALOG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

March 5, 2009

HOT DOGS, ROLLER COASTERS, AND STARBURY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

March 3, 2009

YOU HAVE TO MISUNDERSTAND BILL BELICHICK AND THE NFL PRETTY COMPLETELY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

February 28, 2009

SO BILL OBVIOUSLY ISN'T MAD AT PIOLI FOR LEAVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

February 27, 2009

NILSSON SNAPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

February 17, 2009

EVEN CEMENT CAN'T STOP HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

February 14, 2009

SOMETHING EVEN HARDER TO QUANTIFY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

February 7, 2009

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO NORMAL HOBBIES, LIKE KNITTING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 PM

RAGIN FIRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 PM

INSTEAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

February 6, 2009

IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT TO KEEP AN ORGANIZATION THIS HISTORICALLY AWFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 PM

January 26, 2009

THEY HAVE TO WIN JUST TO DEMONSTRATE THE FARCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

January 19, 2009

BUT IS IT STILL A GAME IF YOU AREN'T FLAILING AROUND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

December 29, 2008

ACKBASSWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 AM

WHICH ONLY BEGS THE QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

December 28, 2008

ALL THAT MATTERS IS COACHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 PM

WHEN THE COLTS WERE THE JETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

December 22, 2008

DID THE MANGENIUS ASK FOR A QB WITH NO REGARD FOR THE FOOTBALL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:41 PM

December 7, 2008

OLD TIME HOCKEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

December 4, 2008

LEST WE WONDER WHY JESSE JACKSON CRIED WHEN BARACK OBAMA WON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

November 25, 2008

BEFORE WE ANNOINT HIM A GENIUS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM

IF DEION SANDERS AND DEVIN HESTER CAN CONVERT TO OFFENSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:47 AM

November 23, 2008

BUT FOR STARTING AN INJURED BRADY IN THE SUPERBOWL, HE'D HAVE A SUPER BOWL MVP TROPHY TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 PM

November 22, 2008

YOU THOUGHT THE SUPER BOWL WAS AN UPSET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

November 9, 2008

JUST DECALS ON HELMETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

October 28, 2008

THE NATIONAL FUNGIBLE LEAGUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

October 23, 2008

IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS A JOB TO COME BACK TO ANYWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

October 22, 2008

TOM WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM

October 9, 2008

THE ONLY THINK KEEPING HIM FROM GETTING THE BALL DOWNFIELD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

October 5, 2008

TWO THINGS WE KNEW AND ONE WE DON'T YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 PM

September 24, 2008

THE ONE BEFORE THE ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

September 22, 2008

SUCK IT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 PM

THE FAILURE TO REPLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

September 21, 2008

ONE FINAL FOLDO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 PM

NO TIGER? NO TROUBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

September 20, 2008

TIGER WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

September 18, 2008

AND YOU THOUGHT NFL PLAYERS WEREN'T COMPLETELY REPLACEABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

September 15, 2008

IT'S THE NFL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

September 14, 2008

EXCELLENCE DEFINED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 PM

September 11, 2008

MUST SEE TV:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

September 7, 2008

BEST 5:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 PM

August 19, 2008

EVERYONE CAN SWIM, ONE GUY FLEW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:27 PM

IT'S EXACTLY THIS EASY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

August 14, 2008

LAWRENCE TAYLOR'S ONLY COMP FOR BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER OF THE MODERN ERA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:13 PM

August 6, 2008

THE SCARY THING IS... (pointless profanity alert):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

July 28, 2008

SORRY, HONEY, THE WEDDING BAND HAD TO GO....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

EXCEPT THAT A 50" HDTV IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT WATCHABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

July 22, 2008

GREAT MOMENTS IN CADDYING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

July 20, 2008

YOU'RE NEVER TO OLD TO CHUNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

June 29, 2008

ESTRELLA DAMM'S ALL AROUND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

June 27, 2008

THAT'S NOT CRICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

June 26, 2008

THE BULLDOG-PILE:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 9:11 PM

June 18, 2008

AND ONE OF THE MOST UNDER-RATED FILMS OF THE PAST THIRTY YEARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 PM

IF YOU TOOK TIGER IN THE CONTEST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM THE C'S...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

June 16, 2008

AND NOT THE LAST VICTIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

GAME ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

June 15, 2008

CONFUSING BEST WITH VALUABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:29 PM

GET HIM A GREEN JACKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

LET'S SEE HIM BEAT A KENYAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:50 AM

THE SORT OF PERFORMANCE THAT MAKES EVEN AN OVERDOG BELOVED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

June 13, 2008

IT'S NOT A RIVALRY WHEN ONE TEAM ALWAYS WINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

June 12, 2008

LEFTY WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

June 11, 2008

DO WE REALLY ROOT FOR A GUY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 PM

SOME HELP PICKING YOUR THREE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

June 9, 2008

LET'S GO OUT ON A LIMB...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

THE ONLY THREAT IS BOREDOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

June 7, 2008

YOU KNEW THERE WASN'T GOING TO BE A TRIPLE CROWN TODAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 PM

A NARROWER WORLD TODAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

WILL THE SLEEPING GODS LIE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

June 6, 2008

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ROOT FOR THE CELTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

June 1, 2008

IS THERE A RIVALRY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 PM

May 27, 2008

IT'S HARD WHEN YOUR FANS ALREADY HATE YOU...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 21, 2008

WHICH REMINDS US OF A STORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

May 20, 2008

IT'S NOT LIKE THERE WAS ANYTHING TO PONDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:54 AM

NOT THE MARLINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

May 18, 2008

GO 16-12 AND THEY GIVE YOU THE RING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 PM

May 8, 2008

DEATH OF A RACEHORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

May 4, 2008

ONLY ONE DATA POINT MATTERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 PM

May 3, 2008

SO MUCH FOR HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 PM

STILL WORRIED ABOUT US LOSING OUR LEAD IN BASIC SCIENCES? (via Jim Yates)[profanity alert]:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 PM

IS THERE A HORSE NAMED "HUBRIS"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM

May 2, 2008

NOW THAT'S AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

April 27, 2008

A VERY FEW TEAMS ARE RUN WELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

April 16, 2008

HERE'S THE SUREST THING IN THE DRAFT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

IF ANYTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

THOUGH THE MODICUM OF HAND-EYE CO-ORDINATION REQUIRED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

April 15, 2008

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE BILL, BUT YOU DO NEED TO BE LIKE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

April 12, 2008

I MEANT SNEDDEKER, NOT WETTERICH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

April 10, 2008

JACK AND THE HACKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 PM

March 21, 2008

FLAMBOYANT JUNK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

THE HAUNTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 PM

NICE TO SEE YA':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

A SENSE OF WHERE WE WERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:39 PM

March 18, 2008

NOTHING COSTS MORE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 PM

March 17, 2008

ONLY IN AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

FROM NOW ON, AT GOLF TOURNAMENTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

February 6, 2008

OFFENSIVE IS FINE IF IT'S FUNNY... (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

February 5, 2008

A MAKER OF MEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 PM

THE DANGER OF READING YOUR OWN PRESS CLIPPINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

ONE GOOD INDICATOR OF THE FLUKISHNESS OF SUNDAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

February 4, 2008

BECAUSE, AT THE END OF THE DAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

February 3, 2008

IT DOESN'T GET ANY COOLER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 PM

UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

THERE IS NO CASE TO BE MADE THAT THEY'RE NOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

LAST OF THE GREAT ROUTE RUNNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM

THE ONE GIANT WHO SHOULD HAVE A GOOD DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

February 2, 2008

THERE'S NOT REALLY ANYONE ELSE IN THE CONVERSATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 PM

January 23, 2008

WELL, THAT WOULD HAVE CUT MY COLLEGIATE TAP TIME IN HALF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

January 20, 2008

SOMETIMES YOUR D BAILS YOU OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

January 19, 2008

LUCKY IT'S NOT A SNAKEHEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

January 15, 2008

WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED SO FAR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

January 13, 2008

LIKE NOT NUKING MOSCOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

January 12, 2008

AND HE'S GIVING AWAY FOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 AM

January 11, 2008

HOMERUN THREAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

January 8, 2008

THE BOWL GAME WINNERS ARE...:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 3:50 AM

January 7, 2008

WINNER GETS A BOOK...

Posted by Matt Murphy at 9:04 PM

THE ONE LEGIT STUMBLING BLOCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

January 6, 2008

WHAT A CHUNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

January 5, 2008

BABY'S DAY OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 PM

AND IN SUCH A WEAK CONFERENCE, WHY NOT THE 'SKINS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

NEXT LEVEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 4, 2008

AS ENRON WAS TO W, SO WAS SPYGATE TO BILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

January 3, 2008

THE PATS MAY ONLY BE THE THIRD MOST DOMINANT TEAM IN TOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

December 31, 2007

THE ROUTINIZATION OF CHAMPIONSHIPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:37 PM

December 28, 2007

THE NFL MALAISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

December 26, 2007

FILLING THE EMPTINESS OF FLATLANDER LIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 PM

December 20, 2007

BOWLING FOR BOOKS:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 8:37 PM

December 16, 2007

HEY, THEY DO HAVE A RUNNING GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 PM

December 13, 2007

NOT SO SECRET WEAPON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM

December 10, 2007

ARE THE JETS FORFEITING AT HALF-TIME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 PM

December 9, 2007

NO MOSS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 PM

OUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

December 8, 2007

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF SPORTS SEASONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

November 29, 2007

108 DEGREES OF SEPARATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:25 PM

November 27, 2007

IT'S NOT LIKE BILL RUSSELL IS OUT THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

November 21, 2007

FACTOID OF THE DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

November 20, 2007

IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

November 19, 2007

NOT CONCEDING THE COIN TOSS IS PRETTY MUCH RUNNING UP THE SCORE FOR THESE GUYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

November 5, 2007

IF A DB WERE 6' 4" HE'D BE A RECEIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

November 4, 2007

EVEN THE LEAGUE OFFICES CAN'T STOP THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

GACKSHIRTS:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 2:35 PM

THE CHILI'S READY--IS LARRY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 AM

November 3, 2007

HYPE-FITTERS REUNION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM

November 2, 2007

OF ALL THE PLAYERS ON THE FIELD ON SUNDAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

October 28, 2007

SHOULD HAVE BEEN A THANKSGIVING GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 PM

October 26, 2007

BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP BA, BUP BUP BUP BUP BU, BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP BU, BUP BUP BUP BUP BA....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM

October 23, 2007

IS THERE ANY COACH IN THE NFL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

October 21, 2007

WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST OF THE SEASON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

October 15, 2007

NO WONDER EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE HIS BABY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

October 9, 2007

THE FOUR-LEGGED DICK ALLEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:35 PM

October 7, 2007

HELLO, GOODBYE:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 12:58 PM

A BAD DAY IN L.A...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

October 5, 2007

HIM & HIS FRISBEE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

October 4, 2007

BASED ON SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER, YOU'D HAVE TO SAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:35 PM

October 3, 2007

THE OLYMPIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 PM

MORE LIKE A BEACON LEADING YOU AWAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

October 2, 2007

ESPN2 WILL PROBABLY BE TELEVISING IT SOON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

September 30, 2007

BETTER NOT DROP THE GOAL POST REPLACEMENT FUND:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 8:36 AM

September 26, 2007

THE GREATER ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:34 PM

September 24, 2007

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 PM

September 20, 2007

GIGGLY GOOGLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

September 11, 2007

BEING BETTER THAN THE BIG 10 DOESN'T MEAN MUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 7, 2007

EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

September 5, 2007

WATCHING THOSE THREE WILL CERTAINLY PUT YOU TO SLEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 4, 2007

ANOTHER ONE IN JOE PATERNO'S EYE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 3, 2007

THE BIG CHILL:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 9:35 AM

September 1, 2007

IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE MORE OVERRATED THAN THE BIG TEN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 PM

July 31, 2007

JOIN IT OR BE THE TORCH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

DON CORYELL, BUT FOR DAN FOUTS'S KNEES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

July 23, 2007

THE COURSE THAT EATS CONTINENTALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

July 22, 2007

IT'S BEEN AWHILE NOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

July 21, 2007

IS IT WORTH WINNING IF YOU PLAY FROM THE RED TEES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

July 17, 2007

NIBLICK, MASHIE NIBLICK (via Jim Siegel):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

July 13, 2007

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN EASY GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

June 4, 2007

CAN YOU JUST RELEGATE THE NFC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

May 28, 2007

NOT THE POSTER BOY THE NFL IS LOOKING FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

May 22, 2007

BUT NOT AS TASTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

May 18, 2007

HEROES WITHOUT HYPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 14, 2007

LISTEN UP AND PLAY FOOTBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 13, 2007

EIGHT IS ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 12, 2007

NATURE'S PERFECT DRINKING GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

May 10, 2007

IF IT WAS ABOUT WINNING NO ONE WOULD WATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:18 PM

May 6, 2007

THE SPORT NEEDS A REMATCH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

YOUR MONEY OR YOUR MIND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 5, 2007

SPINNING THE DERBY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

HOW ABOUT A POOL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

May 4, 2007

MINT CONDITIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO FIST CITY RIGHT THEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

May 3, 2007

CLUBBING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

May 1, 2007

POUNDINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

NOW IF THE CELTS CAN JUST GET ODEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 30, 2007

MOSS-GATHERING (OR ROLLING STONED?):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 22, 2007

RELOADED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 PM

April 10, 2007

THE MASTERS AND THE MASTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

April 6, 2007

WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:28 AM

April 5, 2007

THE AMERICANEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

MR. 5 X 5:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

YOU GONNA BET AGAINST HIM?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

April 4, 2007

IF ONLY HE WERE THAT GENEROUS ON THE COURT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

April 3, 2007

FITTEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 2, 2007

HAVE THEY CAST AQUAMAN YET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 27, 2007

ISN'T EVERYONE JUST ROOTING AGAINST NOAH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

March 25, 2007

WANNA FEEL OLD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

March 9, 2007

DUDE DIDN'T PLAY A LICK OF D:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

March 3, 2007

FIDESTE ADELIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

March 2, 2007

THE GREATER ONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

February 23, 2007

IMAGINE EPSTEIN AND CASHMAN IF A JASON KIDD-TYPE WERE BEING DUMPED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 PM

NOT A GUY WHO'S TEACHING YOU WANT TO FOLLOW TOO CLOSELY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

February 20, 2007

MR. 5X5:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

NOTHING STOCK ABOUT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 17, 2007

FORGET SOCCER, WE NEED THE IMMIGRANTS TO SAVE STOCK CAR RACING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

January 10, 2007

HAVEN'T THEY EVER HEARD OF LENA BLACKBURNE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:59 PM

January 9, 2007

WE HAVE A WINNER, AND THIS TIME IT'S NOT ME:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 6:46 PM

MARTIN IN THE MIDDLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

January 8, 2007

WE ALL KNOW IT'S THE BUCKEYES, BUT BOOKS HAVE TO BE AWARDED:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 8:55 PM

IT'S GOING TO BE AN UGLY DIVISION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 2, 2007

THE FUN CONTINUES:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 2:49 PM

THESE BOOKS WON'T GIVE THEMSELVES AWAY

Posted by Matt Murphy at 12:00 AM

January 1, 2007

ONE FOR THE PINKY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

December 29, 2006

RED SMITH IS DEAD, YET THEY KEEP TYPING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 PM

December 28, 2006

THE COOLEST MAN IN AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 PM

December 25, 2006

ONE RECRUITED, ONE COACHES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 AM

NOT JUST ANOTHER BRICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:54 AM

December 23, 2006

AND THE TEACHINGEST COACH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM

December 22, 2006

THE LAST KNIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 PM

December 15, 2006

HE'D WIN IF ONLY PATS FANS VOTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

December 4, 2006

WE HAVE A WINNER:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 3:23 PM

J-E-T-S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 23, 2006

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE BICYCLES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

November 20, 2006

THE JETS SHOULD BE IN THE TOP 7 AND PATS HIGHER, BUT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

November 18, 2006

BARNBURNER:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 3:29 PM

November 6, 2006

THE DANGER OF GENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

November 3, 2006

HoF MATCH-UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

November 2, 2006

A BOOK IF YOU GET THE OTHER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

SHOULDN'T THAT READ "NATIONAL"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

November 1, 2006

AS ALWAYS, AMERICA'S BEST CONFERENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

October 31, 2006

FOOTBALL IS ALL ABOUT FUNGIBILITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

October 29, 2006

GOTTA LEARN TO LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN BILE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

October 28, 2006

NO RED HOLTZMAN, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 PM

October 23, 2006

OW, THAT ONE HURT:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 4:44 PM

COACHES' LEAGUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

October 22, 2006

OTHERWISE, DON'T PLAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

October 16, 2006

THEY OUGHTTA JUST DISBAND THAT FRANCHISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:56 PM

October 2, 2006

EDWARDSIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 29, 2006

DOES NO ONE CARE ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM GET HELP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 26, 2006

A CREDIT TO CADDIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 PM

September 22, 2006

REDS PLAYING FROM THE BLUES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 PM

PRIMED TO CHUNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

September 17, 2006

BREAK UP THE ECHOES:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 7:57 PM

September 13, 2006

DON'T GIVE BILL PARCELLS ANY IDEAS (via Charlie Herzog):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

September 10, 2006

AH, WORKING ANIMALS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

September 8, 2006

HONEY, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CHEEZ-WAFFLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

September 3, 2006

WORLD'S GREATEST ATHLETE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

August 31, 2006

PJ CARLESIMO HAS SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

August 29, 2006

AQUAMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:57 PM

August 26, 2006

LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 PM

August 21, 2006

SCARY CAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

August 19, 2006

HOW LONG UNTIL THE YANKEES SIGN ALL THE BEST ELEPHANTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM

August 16, 2006

WHICH IS WHY THEY WIN THE RYUDER CUP (via Charlie Herzog):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 PM

August 12, 2006

THE CERTAINTY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE READ:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM

July 28, 2006

AN AMERICAN MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 PM

July 27, 2006

MAYBE IT'S JUST HIGH COMPARED TO FRENCHMEN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

July 19, 2006

BO SHOULDA KNOWN CYCLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 AM

June 30, 2006

LUCKILY THEY AREN'T REAL SPORTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

June 19, 2006

NO, HE IS PHIL MICKELSON, HE JUST THINKS HE'S ARNOLD PALMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

June 16, 2006

YOU GONNA BET AGAINST HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

June 2, 2006

GOING SO FAST HE CAUGHT UP TO THE REST OF US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

May 31, 2006

DARLIN', YOU SEND ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

May 22, 2006

HOW DO YOU GET ON HIS HEALTH PLAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 AM

May 21, 2006

UGLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

May 20, 2006

WHO CAN, DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

May 18, 2006

A MILLION TO NONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

May 12, 2006

THE "GENTLE GLADIATOR":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

May 9, 2006

SKATING & SOCCER? DOES HE WATCH THE OXYGEN SPORTS NETWORK?:

Posted by Glenn Dryfoos at 8:05 AM

May 7, 2006

THEN RING SAID TO DAMON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

May 6, 2006

WE'RE OKAY WITH INSANE PACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

May 4, 2006

GOODBYE, EARL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

April 30, 2006

MAYBE BELICHEK REALLY IS A GENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

April 29, 2006

A BUSH GROWS IN THE MEADOWLANDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

April 21, 2006

THE SUMMIT ISN'T THE PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

April 16, 2006

WHILE THAT AMERICAN MANNY RAMIREZ LEADS THE SOX AT FENWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

April 5, 2006

GONE WALKABOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:03 AM

April 2, 2006

BEATS THE STUFFING OUT OF SOCCER, BUT IT AIN'T CHESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

March 20, 2006

KIDS DON'T WEAR THE JERSEY OF THE TOWN'S BEST LAW FIRM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

March 10, 2006

THE WEARING OF THE ORANGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

March 9, 2006

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HELMETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

February 27, 2006

ENOUGH TO WARM THE COCKLES OF EVEN A HEARTLESS CONSERVATIVE (via the Rude Dude):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

February 24, 2006

THE HAMMER HURT 'EM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:50 PM

February 23, 2006

PUT DOWN THE CAPE, KID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

February 19, 2006

DALE DIED THAT THEY MIGHT LIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

February 14, 2006

WHY NOT HAVE OSWALD DO THE GAMES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 12, 2006

AUGUST IN AUGUSTA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

February 5, 2006

IF COCO CRISP CAN JUST HIT THE CURVE WE'LL BE HAPPY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:27 PM

MY HEAD SAYS SEATTLE, BUT THE VOICES TELL ME PITTSBURGH:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 9:36 AM

January 20, 2006

ROUGH PLACES PLAIN:

Posted by Glenn Dryfoos at 12:49 PM

January 19, 2006

PERMISSION TO BLITZ, SIR!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

January 14, 2006

REMATCH!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

January 5, 2006

CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS! (COUGH, COUGH):

Posted by Matt Murphy at 1:36 AM

January 4, 2006

GUT AND POWER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

PICK THE ROSE BOWL SCORE, WIN CONSERVATIVE ENLIGHTENMENT:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 12:00 AM

January 1, 2006

EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOOTBALL, THAT'S AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 PM

December 31, 2005

BOWLING ALONE? NOT US:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 12:00 AM

December 28, 2005

PICK THE ALAMO BOWL SCORE, WIN A BOOK:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 8:27 PM

December 16, 2005

A QUICK QUESTION:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 7:15 PM

October 27, 2005

DON'T FRENCHMEN QUALIFY ANYWAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:09 PM

October 25, 2005

THE ANTI-STEINBRENNER (via Jim in Chicago):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 PM

October 17, 2005

DOES PETER GAMMONS RUN ONTO THE FIELD TO WHINE AT UMPS?:

Posted by Glenn Dryfoos at 1:43 PM

September 6, 2005

HIS DUE:

Posted by Glenn Dryfoos at 8:32 PM

August 21, 2005

SUMMERTIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

August 16, 2005

...THE BODY, THE BODY, THE BODY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

August 5, 2005

PCAA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 PM

July 14, 2005

PLAY...UM...BALL!

Posted by Peter Burnet at 6:52 AM

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BALLET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

July 6, 2005

COASTING HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

July 5, 2005

THANKS, HANK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

July 1, 2005

NOW, IF THEY TOOK IT ON A FLYROD IT WOULD BE IMPRESSIVE... (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

MAY THE BEST PERFORMANCE ENHANCERS WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

June 23, 2005

DOES HE HAVE SOME KIND OF NURSE FETISH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

June 19, 2005

BLOODY HELL, MATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 PM

GOBSMACKED BY MINNOWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

June 3, 2005

CLASS ACT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 PM

June 2, 2005

BIG BABE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

May 24, 2005

I'VE DONE MY PART TO KEEP THEM HIGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 22, 2005

HALF MAKE THE CUT EVERY WEEK (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 8, 2005

AT LEAST YOU CAN FIRE CASHMAN AND TORRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 AM

May 7, 2005

BUT DO ANY OF THE JOCKEYS HAVE A CANNON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

April 19, 2005

CALL US WHEN THEY TRY SEGWAY BUZKASHI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 11, 2005

NOW ONE FOR THE THUMB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

April 10, 2005

NO, NOT BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM

March 30, 2005

TICKET TO HISTORY (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM

March 22, 2005

SWEET 16, SOUR 54:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

March 17, 2005

ARE YOUR PICKS IN?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

February 24, 2005

HOLY ROLLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:49 AM

February 22, 2005

"U. S. A.":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:23 PM

February 17, 2005

GUESS HE DIDN'T GET THE NEWS ABOUT COFFEE (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

February 13, 2005

HACKING ISN'T DEFENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

February 10, 2005

GIVING THANKS (via Jim Siegel):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

February 1, 2005

MOCH 'EM IF YA' GOT 'EM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM

January 28, 2005

JOHN'S SON, PETE'S DISCIPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

January 25, 2005

GAMEST

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 PM

January 24, 2005

UNDERCARD, 6 FEET UNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:45 PM