OBAMESSIAH Archives

April 20, 2014

OF COURSE, HE'S DONE WITH THEM COME NOVEMBER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 19, 2013

hE IS RISIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2013

CHARISMA IS THIN GRUEL:

Posted by orrinj at 1:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2012

THE CULT OF ME:

Posted by orrinj at 2:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2012

FOR ALL THAT DESIRE TO TRANSCEND...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2012

HE WASN'T THERE AGAIN TODAY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2011

THE POINT OF THE FABLE THOUGH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 13, 2011

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2011

PSSSST....YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2011

THE MORE INTERESTING QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2011

THE WAY WE WERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 PM

November 19, 2010

WHAT IF THE UR WERE ONE OF US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

November 18, 2010

O NEGATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

November 16, 2010

A NATION OF SINNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:02 PM

November 2, 2010

THE UNSQUAREABLE O:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

MR. STEELE IS RIGHT UP TO THAT POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

October 19, 2010

THE EMPEROR'S LABCOAT::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

August 24, 2010

WHICH IS WHY HIS PRESIDENCY WAS A SUCCESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

August 6, 2010

HE CAN'T LOSE CONGRESS FAST ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 AM

June 22, 2010

BUT EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT ON THE UNICORN RIDE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

June 12, 2010

LIKE BEING GOVERNED BY KLAATU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

June 9, 2010

IF HE HAD A RACE, A RELIGION, A GENDER, OR A PARTY IT WOULD DIMINISH HIS O-NESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:32 PM

March 7, 2010

TRUTH ISN'T SARCASM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 AM

February 26, 2010

EVERYONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS THINKING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

February 7, 2010

HAS SHE BROKEN THE NEWS TO HER BOSS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 PM

January 29, 2010

YOU JUST AREN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH TO WORSHIP HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 AM

January 25, 2010

A BIG STINKIN' PILE OF "ME":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 PM

January 19, 2010

IS IT A BIALYSTOCK PRODUCTION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

January 18, 2010

WE TALK SO LITTLE ABOUT RACE IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE DON'T CARE MUCH ABOUT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

January 17, 2010

SO FAR HIS PRESIDENCY IS JUST A FAILURE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

January 16, 2010

BUT WHAT IF DANIEL DRAVOT BLEEDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 PM

December 23, 2009

HERE'S A TEST FOR MR. FRATES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

December 1, 2009

NOW THERE'S A BUSHISM WE CAN ALL AGREE ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:39 PM

November 2, 2009

THEY HIRE GARDNERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

November 1, 2009

THE APOLOGIST AND THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

October 31, 2009

AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT ENDS UP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

October 12, 2009

OF COURSE, THERE'S ONE GAPING PROBLEM WITH GETTING RID OF THE MAGIC NEGRO HOOPLA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

October 10, 2009

THE WIFE TOO ARGUED THAT HE CAN'T PASS UP THE NEXT LINE ON HIS RESUME, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

THERE COULD BE AN AWKWARD MOMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

October 9, 2009

IN OTHER WORDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

THE LARS'S AND THE REAL GIRL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

THE PUFF OF SMOKE FROM THE VATICAN CAN'T BE FAR BEHIND (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 AM

September 29, 2009

DISAPPEARING DOWN HIS OWN HOLE (via Bruno Behrend):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

September 25, 2009

BACK TO BISMARCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

September 23, 2009

HERE'S A BIPARTISAN IDEA WE CAN ALL GET BEHIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

September 10, 2009

NOT ONLY CAN HE STOP THE WATER'S RISING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

September 9, 2009

NO WONDER NO ONE WILL MARRY HER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

September 6, 2009

DOES MR. HOAGLAND READ THE POST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

September 3, 2009

THE MOST PROFOUND COMEDY LIES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

SO NO TWO MINUTE HATE EITHER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

August 7, 2009

THE GOP SHOULD PAY FOR HIS AIRTIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

July 23, 2009

HERE ARE A FEW THINGS WE CAN SAFELY PREDICT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

July 16, 2009

WHEN DANIEL DRAVOT BLEEDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:06 PM

July 4, 2009

THINK WITH YOUR INTESTINES NOT YOUR BRAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

July 3, 2009

ONLY A SUPER-VILLAIN WOULD STOP A TRAIN (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

June 27, 2009

IS OUR NEW HEALTH SYSTEM GOING TO PAY FOR WASTE LIKE THIS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:55 PM

June 21, 2009

LET'S TRY OUT THAT SENTENCE WITHOUT THE UNICORN RIDER IN IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

June 10, 2009

THE ARAB CHRIS MATTHEWS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 AM

June 7, 2009

IT IS PRETTY MUCH AN OOMP LOOMPA CABINET (via Qiao Yang):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:22 PM

May 20, 2009

HE MAY NOT BE THE MESSIAH, BUT THAT'S A NICE SCOURGING OF THE MONEYLENDERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

May 15, 2009

JUNGLE FEVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:50 PM

March 29, 2009

BUT I JUST KNOW HE'S LISTENING TO US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 PM

March 24, 2009

WHAT CAN HE CONCEIVABLY HAVE TO SAY THAT ANYONE NEEDS TO HEAR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

PREACHING TO THE CHOIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

March 23, 2009

THE HOLLOW ARMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 PM

March 22, 2009

NOT TO THE MARINE IT WASN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:38 PM

March 21, 2009

HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT NOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

March 20, 2009

HOW LONG UNTIL IT'S REVEALED THAT THE VIDEO WON'T PLAY ON IRANIAN MACHINES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

March 9, 2009

AN EMPTY-HEADED CELEBRITY OF HIS OWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

March 5, 2009

WELL, HE HAS HAD THE WORST START SINCE LINCOLN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

February 26, 2009

RATHER THAN CAPPING PAY FOR THE WEALTHY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

WHERE'S THE MAGIC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

February 25, 2009

IS THAT ALL THERE IS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

February 22, 2009

NOW THAT COULD BE FUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

February 13, 2009

DON'T TAKE THE PRESIDENT OUT OF THE BUBBLE, BRING HIS TRUE BELIEVERS INSIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

February 11, 2009

IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE IDENTITY POLITICS YOU DON'T HAVE O...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 PM

February 7, 2009

DISASTER LURKS AT THE POINT WHERE HE STARTS TRULY BELIEVING HE'S DIFFERENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

NOW THEY TELL US...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

February 6, 2009

AGITPROP AIN'T ART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:18 AM

THINGS WERE ALWAYS GOING TO GET UGLY AS THE CIPHER GOT SOLVED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

February 4, 2009

MAGICAL THINKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

OBAMESSIAHLETTE (via Steve Jacobson):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

February 2, 2009

HE'S NOT ANTI-EUROPEAN, JUST ISOLATIONIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:56 PM

January 28, 2009

NEVERMIND THE CENTAUR, HE WROTE OF THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:48 PM

January 26, 2009

THE UP-SIDE OF THE INK BLOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

January 23, 2009

POLITICS IS NARRATIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

NEW STUDY REVEALS BOTOX DESTROYS BRAIN CELLS (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 PM

WE'RE NOT ALL MAGICALLY POST-PARTISAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:34 PM

BUT WON'T THEY FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS OF THE OBAMESSIAH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

January 21, 2009

WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

A SHEEP IN WOLF'S NOMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM