CREEPING CARTERISM Archives
May 29, 2013
April 19, 2013
April 14, 2013
April 3, 2013
IS HE TRYING TO PROVE THAT WE PAY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES TOO MUCH?:
Posted by orrinj at 8:28 PM
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March 2, 2013
THE ONLY PECULIAR THING ABOUT THE WHOLE KERFUFFLE...:
Posted by orrinj at 8:40 AM
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March 1, 2013
February 24, 2013
February 3, 2013
IN A WHITE HOUSE WITHOUT POLICY, THE PERSONAL IS ALWAYS PRIMARY:
Posted by orrinj at 8:31 AM
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November 16, 2012
October 28, 2012
October 24, 2012
October 10, 2012
October 9, 2012
October 7, 2012
October 5, 2012
THE MOMENT AT WHICH YOU ACKNOWLEDGE HIS NAKEDNESS IS NOT THE MOMENT AT WHICH HIS NAKEDNESS BEGAN:
Posted by orrinj at 8:34 PM
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September 17, 2012
September 16, 2012
THE HIGH PRICE OF NEVER HAVING GOVERNED NOR LEGISLATED:
Posted by orrinj at 9:03 AM
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September 10, 2012
September 9, 2012
September 6, 2012
WHAT DID ANYONE EXPECT, WHEN WE ELECTED A LEGISLATOR...:
Posted by orrinj at 4:08 PM
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May 10, 2012
FORGET THE ABSENCE OF FATALISM IN HIS POLITICS...:
Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM
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April 9, 2012
March 13, 2012
WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE THAT HE HAS ANY IDEAL BEYOND HIS OWN ADVANCEMENT?
Posted by orrinj at 9:01 PM
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March 11, 2012
February 11, 2012
DOES ANYONE WHO'S EVER HEARD THEM TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER...:
Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM
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February 2, 2012
APPARENTLY THE TELEPROMPTER DIDN'T INSTRUCT HIM TO TRY TO BE CLASSY:
Posted by orrinj at 9:14 PM
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January 25, 2012
January 20, 2012
January 8, 2012
December 6, 2011
November 22, 2011
THE UR'S PROBLEM IS HIS FAILURE TO MOVE FAR ENOUGH RIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM
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November 17, 2011
IF THE INCUMBENT WON'T TELL AMERICANS HOW EASY THEY HAVE IT, NO ONE WILL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM
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November 11, 2011
November 8, 2011
THE ADMINISTRATION'S PROBLEM IN A NUTSHELL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM
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October 27, 2011
IS MR. ROVE THE LAST MAN LEFT WHO THINKS THE UR A GOOD SPEAKER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM
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October 24, 2011
October 22, 2011
October 16, 2011
October 12, 2011
DOES HE REALLY SEEM CAPABLE OF LOVE OR HATE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM
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October 10, 2011
October 9, 2011
October 8, 2011
October 6, 2011
October 5, 2011
THE SPEECH ANNOUNCING HE'S NOT RUNNING WRITES ITSELF...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 PM
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October 2, 2011
September 30, 2011
September 28, 2011
September 26, 2011
September 22, 2011
September 20, 2011
WAIT, ISN'T THE VP THE ONE WHO CHANNELS KINNOCK?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 PM
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ONLY ONE ISSUE MATTERS AND HE LACKS THE CREDIBILITY TO FORCE IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM
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September 18, 2011
September 17, 2011
WHICH IS WHY YOU DON'T ELECT LEGISLATORS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM
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September 7, 2011
EXCEPT THAT NO ONE WAS EVER SCARED OF HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM
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September 4, 2011
September 1, 2011
MARV THRONEBERRY FOR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM
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August 12, 2011
August 10, 2011
August 1, 2011
ACTUALLY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT HE THINKS US AN EXCEPTION, RATHER THAN A PRECURSOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM
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July 31, 2011
July 30, 2011
July 23, 2011
July 14, 2011
THERE'S A GUY WHO'S NEVER BEEN PART OF THE NEGOTIATIONS BEFORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM
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July 11, 2011
July 8, 2011
June 21, 2011
HE'S ALREADY NOT DONE EVERYTHING HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IN OFFICE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM
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June 16, 2011
May 24, 2011
May 22, 2011
WHY DOIESN'T THE SMARTEST HUMAN EVER TO GIVE A SPEECH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM
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May 19, 2011
THE UR MAY NOT HAVE GIVEN US UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE, BUT HE IS GIVING US UNIVERSAL WAIVERS!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM
May 16, 2011
May 11, 2011
May 9, 2011
May 7, 2011
May 6, 2011
May 4, 2011
April 29, 2011
April 27, 2011
April 25, 2011
April 24, 2011
April 17, 2011
April 14, 2011
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April 11, 2011
April 9, 2011
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March 23, 2011
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March 19, 2011
March 16, 2011
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March 13, 2011
March 11, 2011
March 10, 2011
March 6, 2011
March 3, 2011
March 2, 2011
March 1, 2011
February 26, 2011
February 24, 2011
February 22, 2011
February 20, 2011
February 8, 2011
February 5, 2011
February 4, 2011
February 1, 2011
January 29, 2011
January 28, 2011
January 24, 2011
THERE'S NO ONE IN THE ADMINISTRATION YOU'D LET RUN A MAJOR CORPORATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 PM
January 22, 2011
January 20, 2011
January 11, 2011
January 5, 2011
December 26, 2010
December 24, 2010
December 20, 2010
December 10, 2010
December 9, 2010
December 2, 2010
YOU DON'T REACH OUT TO CHRISTIANS BY VISITING THE CHRISTIAN IDENTITY HQ:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM
November 23, 2010
November 20, 2010
November 19, 2010
ASK NOT WHAT THE UR WILL EVER DO FOR THE LEFT, BUT WHAT THE L:EFT CAN DO FOR HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM
November 18, 2010
November 16, 2010
WHEN A REPUBLICAN STRUGGLES IT'S PERSONAL, WHEN A DEMOCRAT DOES IT'S INSTITUTIONAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM
November 15, 2010
November 14, 2010
November 12, 2010
November 11, 2010
November 10, 2010
AS THE ONE IS DESERVEDLY CONFIDENT SO THE OTHER HAS EARNED HIS SELF DOUBT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM
November 9, 2010
November 8, 2010
November 7, 2010
November 5, 2010
October 30, 2010
IF ELECTION REPRESENTED THE AFFIRMATION AND LOVE HE'D NEVER GOTTEN FROM PARENTS....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM
October 26, 2010
October 25, 2010
October 24, 2010
October 22, 2010
October 12, 2010
October 11, 2010
October 10, 2010
October 9, 2010
October 8, 2010
October 7, 2010
October 5, 2010
October 2, 2010
October 1, 2010
WHEREAS W FELT SUBLIMELY UNTHREATENED BY HAVING THE MOST QUALIFIED ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM
September 30, 2010
SO RAHM'S DEPARTURE PRESENTS HIM WITH A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO HIRE AN EXECUTIVE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM
September 27, 2010
IT'S ALWAYS A MISTAKE TO ELECT A LEGISLATOR INSTEAD OF AN EXECUTIVE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM
September 25, 2010
September 22, 2010
September 21, 2010
September 20, 2010
September 19, 2010
September 14, 2010
September 12, 2010
September 11, 2010
September 8, 2010
September 3, 2010
August 29, 2010
August 23, 2010
August 22, 2010
August 18, 2010
August 16, 2010
August 14, 2010
JUST IN CASE MY DEFENSE WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH IN ITS WEASEL-WORDING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM
August 5, 2010
August 4, 2010
August 1, 2010
July 31, 2010
July 30, 2010
WOULDN'T IT BE MORE SURPRISING IF YOU FOUND SOMEONE WHO TAKES THE UR SERIOUSLY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM
July 26, 2010
July 21, 2010
July 18, 2010
July 15, 2010
July 9, 2010
July 7, 2010
July 5, 2010
June 30, 2010
June 29, 2010
June 27, 2010
June 26, 2010
June 25, 2010
June 24, 2010
June 23, 2010
June 22, 2010
THE PRINCIPLE OF CIVILIAN CONTROL OF THE MILITARY IS TOO IMPORTANT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 PM
June 21, 2010
FOR THE SAKE OF THE COUNTRY, COULD THEY HIRE AN EXECUTIVE FOR THE JOB?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM
June 20, 2010
June 19, 2010
June 16, 2010
June 15, 2010
June 14, 2010
June 13, 2010
June 11, 2010
June 10, 2010
OKAY, WE GET THAT THE UR WOULD BE EMBARRASSED IF NUKING IT WORKED...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM
June 9, 2010
June 8, 2010
IN FACT, SHE WAS BETTER PREPARED THAN ANY OF THE OTHER THREE ON THE TICKETS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:25 PM
June 4, 2010
June 3, 2010
June 2, 2010
June 1, 2010
May 29, 2010
May 28, 2010
May 24, 2010
May 22, 2010
May 20, 2010
May 18, 2010
May 11, 2010
May 8, 2010
April 28, 2010
April 26, 2010
April 23, 2010
April 22, 2010
April 20, 2010
April 19, 2010
April 16, 2010
April 14, 2010
IF WE JUST SENT THEM AID MONEY YOU MIGHT GET 100% SUPPORT AT THE UN!
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 PM
April 12, 2010
April 11, 2010
April 10, 2010
April 9, 2010
TED WILLIAMS DIDN'T TIP HIS CAP AND W DIDN'T RESPOND TO THE HOWARD DEAN'S OF THE WORLD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM
April 7, 2010
April 6, 2010
April 5, 2010
April 3, 2010
April 2, 2010
March 31, 2010
March 30, 2010
March 29, 2010
March 28, 2010
March 26, 2010
March 24, 2010
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March 20, 2010
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March 18, 2010
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March 16, 2010
March 15, 2010
March 14, 2010
March 12, 2010
THE QUESTION ISN'T WHETHER LAWYERS ARE ENTITLED TO DEFEND TERRORISTS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 PM
PRESUMABLY THE MULTIMILLIONAIRE IS PAYING FOR THAT VACATION, NOT US TAXPAYERS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM
March 11, 2010
March 10, 2010
March 9, 2010
March 8, 2010
March 7, 2010
March 6, 2010
March 5, 2010
March 4, 2010
AS ENTICING AS THE PROSPECT OF THE UR STEPPING DOWN MAY SOUND AT FIRST...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 PM
March 3, 2010
March 2, 2010
March 1, 2010
SO HE'S PROTECTING OUR SOIL FROM THE HARMLESS ONES, BUT NOT THE GUILTY ONES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 PM
February 27, 2010
February 26, 2010
February 25, 2010
February 24, 2010
February 22, 2010
February 20, 2010
February 19, 2010
February 15, 2010
February 14, 2010
JUST AS POLK ACHIEVED ALL HIS GOALS, SO HAS THE UR ACHIEVED ALL HIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM
February 12, 2010
February 11, 2010
February 10, 2010
February 9, 2010
February 8, 2010
February 7, 2010
February 6, 2010
February 5, 2010
February 3, 2010
February 2, 2010
January 30, 2010
IT'S THE RARE GREAT PUBLIC SPEAKER WHO IS MOST COMPELLING WITH THE SOUND OFF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM
January 29, 2010
January 28, 2010
January 27, 2010
PSSST, BARRY, YOU'VE ALREADY LOST ALL CREDIBILITY ON LOBBYISTS, PORK AND TRANSPARENCY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM
January 26, 2010
January 25, 2010
THE INABILITY OF THE GOVERNOR IS NOT THE UNGOVERNABILITY OF THE REPUBLIC:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM
January 24, 2010
January 23, 2010
January 22, 2010
WAIT'LL YOU HEAR THE LEFT SCREAM WHEN DICK MORRIS SHOWS UP AT THE WHITE HOUSE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM
January 21, 2010
January 20, 2010
January 19, 2010
January 17, 2010
January 16, 2010
January 15, 2010
January 13, 2010
January 11, 2010
January 9, 2010
January 7, 2010
January 5, 2010
IT'S WORTH EXTENDING MR. MEAD'S ANALYTICAL FRAMEWORK A BIT FURTHER AND CONSIDERING THE DELICIOUS IRONY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM
January 3, 2010
January 1, 2010
December 31, 2009
December 29, 2009
December 24, 2009
December 23, 2009
December 22, 2009
December 20, 2009
December 18, 2009
HOW DOES THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE MULTIVERSE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 PM
NO ONE MINDS IF WE WHACK THEM, BUT HAVE THE MORAL COURAGE NOT TO FARM THE JOB OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM
December 17, 2009
WELL, THAT KARL ROVE WILL NEVER GET TO BE AN IVY LEAGUE PROFESSOR IF HE'S NOT INFLATING GRADES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM
December 16, 2009
December 15, 2009
December 14, 2009
December 13, 2009
December 11, 2009
IT IS PRECISELY TO THE DEGREE THAT HE STRAYED FROM CLINTON/W THAT HE GOT IN TROUBLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM
JUST BECAUSE HE'S IMITATING W DOESN'T MEAN HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT W WAS DOING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 AM
December 9, 2009
December 7, 2009
DID THEY LEARN NOTHING FROM THE SOVIET EXPERIENCE WITH NIXON/FORD/CARTER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM
December 6, 2009
December 5, 2009
December 4, 2009
"BECAUSE THE GREAT STRUGGLE IN WHICH WE ARE ENGAGED IS MY OWN RE-ELECTION":
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM
December 3, 2009
December 2, 2009
December 1, 2009
November 30, 2009
November 29, 2009
HE'S THE GREATEST SPEAKER OF UNMEMEMORABLE AND COUNTERPRODUCTIVE DRIVEL IN OUR HISTORY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM
November 27, 2009
IT'S KNOWN AS THE OBAMA PATH TO THE WHITE HOUSE, ISN'T IT? (via Steve Jacobson):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:23 PM
November 26, 2009
November 25, 2009
November 23, 2009
November 22, 2009
November 21, 2009
November 20, 2009
November 19, 2009
November 18, 2009
SO MUCH FOR AMERICAN LEGAL TRADITIONS...LIKE THE PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM
FOREIGN TRIPS ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A PRESIUDENT LOOK GOOD WHEN HE'S FAILING AT HOME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM
November 16, 2009
November 15, 2009
THE ONE THING EVERYONE REALIZES IS HE ISN'T TO BE TAKEN AT HIS WORD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM
November 14, 2009
KIND OF SAD WHEN AMERICA IS THE UNRELIABLE PARTY IN THAT EQUATION (via Fred Smith):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM
November 9, 2009
November 7, 2009
November 6, 2009
November 5, 2009
November 4, 2009
November 3, 2009
November 2, 2009
IS HE EASIER TO WORK WITH OR HARDER AFTER YOU DELEGITIMIZE HIS ELECTION?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM
October 31, 2009
October 30, 2009
JUST LOOK AT THE TENACITY WITH WHICH HE STOOD BY WRIGHT, REZKO, AYERS, JONES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM
October 29, 2009
IT'S NOT THE ACCUSATION THAT HE DIDN'T WRITE THOSE BOOKS THAT IS VICIOUS... (via Lou Gots):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM
October 28, 2009
WHO'S GOING TO EXPLAIN TO MY DAUGHTER THAT WE GOT CARS, NOT PONIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 PM
October 26, 2009
INTERNATIONAL NEGOTIATIONS ARE ALWAYS OVER AT THE POINT THEY BEGIN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:52 PM
October 25, 2009
October 24, 2009
THAT'S A NOVEL INTERPRETATION OF THE POSITION OF COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF THE UR HAS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM
October 23, 2009
HE'S TOO ANGLOSPHERIC TO GET ALONG WITH THE TRANSNATIONALIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM
IF EVEN HE WON'T EMBRACE ROMNEYCARE, HOW'S MITT SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE GOP PRIMARIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM
October 22, 2009
October 21, 2009
October 20, 2009
October 19, 2009
October 18, 2009
October 17, 2009
EVOLUTION IS ALWAYS AN EXCUSE FOR THE HORRORS PERPETRATED AGAINST AFRICANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM
October 16, 2009
October 15, 2009
October 14, 2009
October 13, 2009
October 12, 2009
October 10, 2009
October 9, 2009
October 8, 2009
MEANWHILE, HOW MUCH DID CAPTAIN SELF-ABSORPTION JUST SPEND ON HIS OLYMPIC JAUNT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM
MAYBE HE THINKS IT'S THE ANKHOSPHERE WE'RE PART OF? (via Fred Smith):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM
October 7, 2009
October 6, 2009
October 5, 2009
October 3, 2009
October 2, 2009
October 1, 2009
ANY TIME THE LEFT AND RIGHT AGREE, YOU KNOW IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING DISGRACEFUL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM
September 30, 2009
September 29, 2009
CONSIDER THAT THE BEST FACE YOU CAN PUT ON IT IS THAT THE UR'S A BUNGLER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM
September 27, 2009
September 26, 2009
September 25, 2009
September 24, 2009
OF COURSE, IF HE WERE CAPABLE OF GIVING A DECENT SPEECH HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE OUT EXPLAINING IT AWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM
September 23, 2009
September 22, 2009
THE OBAMAMESSIAH WAS SUPPOSED TO PRODUCE THE RAPTURE, NOT THE RUPTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM
September 21, 2009
September 20, 2009
September 19, 2009
September 18, 2009
September 17, 2009
WHO KNEW YOU COULD GROVEL TOO MUCH FOR EVEN JOE KLEIN TO FEEL COMFORTABLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM
September 15, 2009
September 14, 2009
EVEN AFTER THE DEMOCRATS YIELD ON EVERY OTHER PARTICULAR FLASH POINT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM
September 13, 2009
NOT THAT IT'S FAIR TO EXPECT SOMEONE SO INEXPERIENCED TO GRASP IT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM
September 12, 2009
September 11, 2009
September 10, 2009
September 9, 2009
THAT THEY DISTINGUISH HIM FROM AMERICA IS REPRESENTATIVE OF HIS PROBLEM AT HOME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM
September 8, 2009
September 7, 2009
September 6, 2009
September 5, 2009
September 4, 2009
September 3, 2009
September 2, 2009
September 1, 2009
CHERRY PICKING FROM YOUR OWN PARTY IS A SURE WAY TO WIN FRIENDS, HUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM
HE COULD RUN TO MAVERICK'S RIGHT BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A BLANK SLATE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM
August 31, 2009
August 30, 2009
HE LIKES PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION SO MUCH HE TURNED HIS PRESIDENCY INTO ONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM
August 29, 2009
IT'S LIKE THEY LOOKED OUT ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE OF RECENT PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM
August 28, 2009
SO NOW HE'S UNWELCOME IN TWO OF THE THREE COUNTRIES HIS MANDATE COVERS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM
August 27, 2009
August 25, 2009
August 24, 2009
August 23, 2009
August 22, 2009
August 21, 2009
August 20, 2009
August 19, 2009
August 18, 2009
WITH HIS LACK OF EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE AND DEMONSTRATED INABILITY TO LEGISLATE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM
August 17, 2009
August 16, 2009
August 14, 2009
August 13, 2009
August 12, 2009
August 11, 2009
August 9, 2009
August 8, 2009
August 7, 2009
UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE IN THE WHIOTE HOUSE HAS EVER RUN SO MUCH AS A STATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM
August 6, 2009
August 5, 2009
August 4, 2009
IT'S NOT THAT I'M BREAKING PROMISES, JUST THAT THEY WERE UNNECESSARY!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM
August 3, 2009
August 2, 2009
August 1, 2009
July 31, 2009
July 30, 2009
July 29, 2009
July 28, 2009
July 27, 2009
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July 21, 2009
IF NAPOLEON HAD TREATED AS SOON AS IT STARTED SNOWING IN RUSSIA HE'D BE EMPEROR TODAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM
July 20, 2009
July 19, 2009
July 16, 2009
July 14, 2009
IF HE WERE HITTING THEY COULD LET HIM USE A TEE (via Bryan Francoeur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM
July 10, 2009
July 9, 2009
July 8, 2009
July 7, 2009
July 1, 2009
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May 16, 2009
WHAT WOULD BE CYNICISM AND POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY IN A MERE MORTAL IS A SIGN OF GREATNESS IN THE OBAMESSIAH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 PM
May 15, 2009
May 14, 2009
May 10, 2009
May 9, 2009
May 7, 2009
April 29, 2009
April 25, 2009
April 24, 2009
April 23, 2009
April 22, 2009
THE CIA DOESN'T TRUST HIM AND CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS DON'T RESPECT HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM
April 21, 2009
April 20, 2009
April 19, 2009
April 18, 2009
April 17, 2009
IT'S STRANGE TO HEAR COMMENTATORS SPEAK OF THE UR BRINGING AN END TO ARROGANCE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM
April 12, 2009
THE ONLY PLEDGE HE MADE THAT ISN'T PARENTHETICAL AT THIS POINT WAS TO BUY A DOG:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 PM
April 11, 2009
April 10, 2009
April 9, 2009
April 8, 2009
April 7, 2009
April 6, 2009
April 5, 2009
April 3, 2009
April 2, 2009
IS HE AWARE WE DON'T EVEN LET OUR FLAG FLY LOWER THAN THAT OF OTHER NATIONS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM
April 1, 2009
COULD WE BOOST HIS SALARY IN EXCHANGE FOR A PROMISE NEVER TO LEAVE THE ROSE GARDEN?
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 PM
March 31, 2009
March 30, 2009
March 27, 2009
March 26, 2009
March 25, 2009
March 24, 2009
March 23, 2009
DID IT REALLY TAKE HIM A WEEK TO REALIZE THE LAW IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM
March 22, 2009
THE ECONOM ISTS NEED TO TEACH THE LAW PROFESSORS THE CONSTITUTION?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 AM
March 21, 2009
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March 4, 2009
March 3, 2009
March 1, 2009
WE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT THE SIDES WERE GOING TO BE, THE UR AND THE GOP VS CONGRESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM
February 28, 2009
February 27, 2009
February 26, 2009
February 25, 2009
February 24, 2009
IT SEEMS UNFAIR TO DEPRIIVE SCOTT MCLELLAN OF THE TITLE FOR WORST PRESS SECRETARY EVER, BUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM
February 22, 2009
February 19, 2009
February 16, 2009
February 14, 2009
February 13, 2009
February 12, 2009
February 11, 2009
WASN'T IT JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO THAT COMEDIANS WERE TELLING US IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE FUN OF THE UR?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:44 PM
February 10, 2009
February 8, 2009
February 7, 2009
February 6, 2009
February 5, 2009
February 4, 2009
THERE HAS TO BE A SPOT IN THIS ADMINISTRATION FOR MARV THRONEBERRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM
February 3, 2009
February 1, 2009
January 28, 2009
January 24, 2009
January 21, 2009
January 20, 2009
THE "IT STUNK, BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LOVED IT" SCHOOL OF ANALYSIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM