CREEPING CARTERISM Archives

October 30, 2014

NOT MY UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2014

LEGACY?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 22, 2014

A FUNCTION OF A FEATHERWEIGHT CABINET:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2014

THE GREATEST THREAT TO THE NATION SINCE SWINE FLU:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2014

WEAK MEN CHOOSE WEAK STAFFS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2014

IT'S NOT REALLY A FAIR COMPARISON:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2014

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN IDEAS TO SELL THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2014

ALL WE NEED NOW IS THE KILLER RABBIT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2014

HE JUST WANTS TO BE LED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2014

IF YOU WANT A GOOD CHIEF EXECUTIVE IT HELPS TO ELECT AN EXECUTIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 7, 2014

GALLOPING CARTERISM:

Posted by orrinj at 11:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 6, 2014

IMAGINE HOW THE WORLD FEELS...HE CAN'T EVEN RIDE A UNICORN...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2014

HE'LL SIGN WHATEVER THE REPUBLICAN CONGRESS SENDS HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 26, 2014

IT'S A PARTICULARLY ODD TIME TO ADOPT AN ISOLATIONIST POLICY...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 7, 2014

BELTWAY DRIVE-BY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 24, 2013

AT WHICH POINT COMPETENT STAFF DITCHES THE WHOLE DOG AND PONY SHOW:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2013

THE UNEXAMINED BELTWAY LIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2013

THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BEING...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2013

IN FAIRNESS TO THE UR, IT'S ONE OF THE LEAST SUBSTANTIAL CABINETS IN MODERN MEMORY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 10, 2013

CREEPING CARTERISM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 9, 2013

MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST STOP RUNNING FOR SECOND TERMS?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 13, 2013

GHWB LITE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 24, 2013

LIKE FOGHAT PLAYING COUNTY FAIRS?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 23, 2013

HOW YOU GONNA KEEP HIM IN THE CABANA...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 29, 2013

THANKS FOR THE DEFENSE, BOB:

Posted by orrinj at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2013

A FOLLOWER, NOT A LEADER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 14, 2013

CAN YOU DECLINE FROM INSIGNIFICANCE?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2013

IS HE TRYING TO PROVE THAT WE PAY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES TOO MUCH?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2013

THE ONLY PECULIAR THING ABOUT THE WHOLE KERFUFFLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 1, 2013

WHAT WOLF?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 24, 2013

TAKE THE SEQUESTER CUTS FIRST...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2013

IN A WHITE HOUSE WITHOUT POLICY, THE PERSONAL IS ALWAYS PRIMARY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2012

MAKE IT SIMPLER, STUPID:

Posted by orrinj at 5:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2012

IS KATHERINE HARRISON RUNNING THE CAMPAIGN?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2012

WHEN THE WORM TURNS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2012

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN HIS WORLD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2012

DREAMING OF A FATHER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2012

THE BANALITY OF VACUITY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 5, 2012

THE MOMENT AT WHICH YOU ACKNOWLEDGE HIS NAKEDNESS IS NOT THE MOMENT AT WHICH HIS NAKEDNESS BEGAN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 17, 2012

DON'T HURT 'EM:

Posted by orrinj at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 16, 2012

THE HIGH PRICE OF NEVER HAVING GOVERNED NOR LEGISLATED:

Posted by orrinj at 9:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 10, 2012

THERE IS NO OBAMA:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2012

SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENTS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 6, 2012

EXCEPT FOR THE FACT...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT DID ANYONE EXPECT, WHEN WE ELECTED A LEGISLATOR...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 10, 2012

FORGET THE ABSENCE OF FATALISM IN HIS POLITICS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 9, 2012

THE WORDS WITHOUT THE MUSIC:

Posted by orrinj at 6:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2012

WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE THAT HE HAS ANY IDEAL BEYOND HIS OWN ADVANCEMENT?

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 11, 2012

WHICH IS UNFAIR TO JIMMY AND BILL...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2012

DOES ANYONE WHO'S EVER HEARD THEM TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS LOOKING FOR AN OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2012

APPARENTLY THE TELEPROMPTER DIDN'T INSTRUCT HIM TO TRY TO BE CLASSY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2012

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2012

BLOWING UP THE BRIDGE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2012

JUST A LINE ON THE RESUME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2011

PRESIDENT SHOCKED BY SNEAK ATTACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2011

THE UR'S PROBLEM IS HIS FAILURE TO MOVE FAR ENOUGH RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2011

IF THE INCUMBENT WON'T TELL AMERICANS HOW EASY THEY HAVE IT, NO ONE WILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 11, 2011

THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MEXICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 8, 2011

THE ADMINISTRATION'S PROBLEM IN A NUTSHELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2011

IS MR. ROVE THE LAST MAN LEFT WHO THINKS THE UR A GOOD SPEAKER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2011

WE'D ALL BE BETTER OFF TODAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 22, 2011

NO PLACE TO LEARN ON THE JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2011

STORY TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2011

DOES HE REALLY SEEM CAPABLE OF LOVE OR HATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RIDING THE WEAK UNICORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2011

DIVORCED FROM REALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE DIFFERENT WAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2011

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE BEBE REBOZZO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2011

WHICH REMINDS US OF AN OLD SAYING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 6, 2011

GIRLY MAN SCARED OF MANNISH GIRL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 5, 2011

THE SPEECH ANNOUNCING HE'S NOT RUNNING WRITES ITSELF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 2, 2011

THE UGLIEST THING ABOUT THE ATTACK UR...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 30, 2011

THIS MUCH WE KNOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 28, 2011

TRUMAN GOT BOOTED AFTER ONE TERM TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 26, 2011

ODE ON A GRECIAN UR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2011

THE PROBLEM BEING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ON THE VERGE OF BEING WHITE AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 20, 2011

WAIT, ISN'T THE VP THE ONE WHO CHANNELS KINNOCK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONLY ONE ISSUE MATTERS AND HE LACKS THE CREDIBILITY TO FORCE IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2011

PUSHING MUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 17, 2011

WHICH IS WHY YOU DON'T ELECT LEGISLATORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAR TO WEAK A MAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2011

SADLY FOR HIM, DEMOCRACY IS THRIVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXCEPT THAT NO ONE WAS EVER SCARED OF HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2011

HE'S A LOT LIKE TRUMAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2011

GOSH, THESE GUYS ARE BAD AT THIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MARV THRONEBERRY FOR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE THE NFL IS USEFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 12, 2011

AND HIS ATTACKS LOOK PAVLOVIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 10, 2011

CARTER, NOT POLK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 1, 2011

ACTUALLY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT HE THINKS US AN EXCEPTION, RATHER THAN A PRECURSOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRANSFORMATIONAL? HE'S REACTIONARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2011

ONLY THE UR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2011

BUT WE DON'T EVEN GET BILLY BEER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2011

MORE LIKE DOE-EYED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2011

"AM I MY BROTHER'S KEEPER?":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A GUY WHO'S NEVER BEEN PART OF THE NEGOTIATIONS BEFORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2011

WHERE'S W WHEN WE NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2011

BUT HE JUST MIGHT BE A RONALD REAGAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2011

HE'S ALREADY NOT DONE EVERYTHING HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IN OFFICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2011

CARTER HAD AT LEAST BEEN A GOVERNOR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2011

SLOW CHILDREN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2011

WHY DOIESN'T THE SMARTEST HUMAN EVER TO GIVE A SPEECH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 19, 2011

THE UR MAY NOT HAVE GIVEN US UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE, BUT HE IS GIVING US UNIVERSAL WAIVERS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM

May 16, 2011

THE AUDACITY OF MOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

A CLASSIC DEAD JIHADI BOUNCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

May 11, 2011

GONNA NEED A FEW MORE OF THOSE BEER AT THE WHITE HOUSE SESSIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

May 9, 2011

CARTERESQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

May 7, 2011

WOULD ANYONE BE SURPRISED... (via PChuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:32 PM

May 6, 2011

A SPIN TOO FAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 AM

May 4, 2011

HIS PARTICULAR PROBLEM IN THE SWING STATES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 PM

April 29, 2011

WATER FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

TRICKY BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

April 27, 2011

YOU MEAN HE CAN'T LEAD FROM BEHIND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

April 25, 2011

WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS FOLLOWING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

LESS COLORFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 AM

April 24, 2011

PASSIVE VOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

April 17, 2011

IT'S NOT THE VELOCITY HE HATES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 AM

April 14, 2011

IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF HE'D EVER CAST A VOTE THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 PM

April 13, 2011

PASS THE TRIGGER TOMORROW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 PM

DO TELEPROMPTERS BREATHE?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

WAS ANYONE AWAKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:12 PM

April 12, 2011

FOLLOWER OF THE PACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

April 11, 2011

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

April 9, 2011

HE REALLY THINKS HE'S RICHARD NIXON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 PM

April 8, 2011

STUFF WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:37 PM

April 7, 2011

NOTHING'S MORE DISAPPOINTING THAN HIS PRESENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM

March 23, 2011

DARN IT, THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "NO":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM

March 21, 2011

THE FOREIGN POLICY OF SOX NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 PM

March 19, 2011

THE WAY WE WERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

March 16, 2011

POOR LIBERALS, ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE SUBSTANTIVE IN THE PROCESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

March 15, 2011

SILENCE BECOMES HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

March 13, 2011

WHEN HE DECIDES NOT TO RUN HE'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO GOLF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

March 11, 2011

HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION, IS HE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

March 10, 2011

MALCOLM X, NOT MLK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 PM

March 6, 2011

BE W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:20 PM

March 3, 2011

FORTUNATELY, THE ONE MOVES THE OTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

March 2, 2011

EXCEPT THAT WALDO IS ALWAYS IN THE PICTURE SOMEWHERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

March 1, 2011

HE JUST WANTS TO BE LED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

February 26, 2011

INEXPLICABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

February 24, 2011

IF WE'D WANTED A LEADER WE'D HAVE ELECTED AN EXECUTIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 PM

CAMPUS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 PM

...PRESENT...PRESENT...PRESENT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

February 22, 2011

THE UNQUALIFIED KIND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:26 PM

AND THE OPPOSITE OF HONESTY IS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

February 20, 2011

DEAF TO THE MUSIC OF DEMOCRACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

February 8, 2011

GHW BUSH LITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

HERE'S AN IDEA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

February 5, 2011

THE SAME JIM BAKER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

February 4, 2011

DON'T FEEL BAD, HE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 PM

February 1, 2011

THE PRICE THE UR PAID FOR LETTING CONGRESS LEAD HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

THEY'RE TRICK QUESTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

January 29, 2011

OF COURSE, WHEN WE ELECTED A LIBERAL CHRISTIAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

January 28, 2011

ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT IS A GOOD METAPHOR....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

January 24, 2011

NO PROFILE IN COURAGE, HE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 PM

THERE'S NO ONE IN THE ADMINISTRATION YOU'D LET RUN A MAJOR CORPORATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 PM

January 22, 2011

ACTUALLY, THE UR IS THE EASIEST OF THE THREE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

January 20, 2011

WHICH WOULD BE WHY DIPLOMACY IS EVIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:20 PM

January 11, 2011

NOT THAT HE'S CAPABLE OF INTROSPECTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:19 PM

January 5, 2011

WELL, THE PARTY IS OVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:44 PM

December 26, 2010

NO ONE TO TELL THE CLOTHES THERE'S NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

December 24, 2010

PARDON OUR CYNICISM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:33 PM

December 20, 2010

THE PIMPING OF THE PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

NOT THE CEO'S THEY NEED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

December 10, 2010

LET THE GUY WHO LIKED BEING PRESIDENT HANDLE THE JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

THE OTHER BUSH LITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

NO GOOD PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN A HATER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM

December 9, 2010

A TAD EARLY TO BE A LAME DUCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:23 PM

December 2, 2010

IT'S TOO MUCH LIKE WORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:17 PM

YOU DON'T REACH OUT TO CHRISTIANS BY VISITING THE CHRISTIAN IDENTITY HQ:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

November 23, 2010

YES, THE WHITE HOUSE LACKS ANYONE WITH EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:30 PM

November 20, 2010

AND WHO DOESN'T ENJOY SELF-PITY IN A LEADER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:17 PM

November 19, 2010

ASK NOT WHAT THE UR WILL EVER DO FOR THE LEFT, BUT WHAT THE L:EFT CAN DO FOR HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

November 18, 2010

NO....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 AM

November 16, 2010

AS IF IT WEREN'T ENOUGH THAT THEY WERE KEEPING PELOSI AND REID...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

WHEN A REPUBLICAN STRUGGLES IT'S PERSONAL, WHEN A DEMOCRAT DOES IT'S INSTITUTIONAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

HE'S NOT KENYAN, HE'S ABYSS-INIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

November 15, 2010

AND YET JFK SOLD OUT CUBA AT THE FIRST RATTLE OF RUSSIAN SABERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

WHERE'S THE CAKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 AM

November 14, 2010

HE'S HAD WORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

AND HE STILL CAN'T BOWL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

"IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JOURNEY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM

November 12, 2010

MONEY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BORDERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

November 11, 2010

HE JUST WANTS TO BE LED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

November 10, 2010

BUT AT THE END OF HISTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

AS THE ONE IS DESERVEDLY CONFIDENT SO THE OTHER HAS EARNED HIS SELF DOUBT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

November 9, 2010

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 PM

OBAM IS AN ISLAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

IF JIMMY CARTER'S SWEATER FITS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 AM

November 8, 2010

WHAT IF A NEW GUY TOLD THE CLOTHES THEY HAD NO EMPEROR!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 AM

November 7, 2010

WHAT AGENDA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

November 5, 2010

IF HE HAD ANY POLITICAL SENSE HE'D TAKE W WITH HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

October 30, 2010

IF ELECTION REPRESENTED THE AFFIRMATION AND LOVE HE'D NEVER GOTTEN FROM PARENTS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

October 26, 2010

YOU'LL GET NO ARGUMENT THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

October 25, 2010

A STARK CONTRAST TO THE WAY W CULTIVATED TEDDY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

THE BUBBAFICATION OF BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

SURPRISED HE DIDN'T ASK THEM TO PUT HIM UP IN THE REAL ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

October 24, 2010

AND, AT THE END OF THE DAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

October 22, 2010

ARE THERE ANY ALLIES LEFT TO OFFEND? (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

October 12, 2010

AT LEAST PRETEND THE UR IS MORE THAN A HACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM

PSSSST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 PM

October 11, 2010

STINKIN' FOREIGNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:28 PM

ELECT AN UNQUALIFIED PARTISAN HACK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 AM

October 10, 2010

A WHITE HOUSE WITH NO RESPECT FOR NARRATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM

October 9, 2010

WE GAVE WHAT? TO WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

October 8, 2010

NO CONDI, HE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

THE ABSENCE OF A COHERENT SELF IS A BOON IN A CAMPAIGN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

October 7, 2010

HOW LOSING POWER COULD SAVE THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM

October 5, 2010

BOARD STIFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

October 2, 2010

THEY COME AT YOU WITH A SOFTBALL, YOU GO AT THEM WITH A BAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM

October 1, 2010

ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:26 AM

WHEREAS W FELT SUBLIMELY UNTHREATENED BY HAVING THE MOST QUALIFIED ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

September 30, 2010

SO RAHM'S DEPARTURE PRESENTS HIM WITH A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO HIRE AN EXECUTIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

THE GUY CAN EVEN RUIN A BARBEQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:36 PM

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:25 PM

September 27, 2010

IT'S ALWAYS A MISTAKE TO ELECT A LEGISLATOR INSTEAD OF AN EXECUTIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

September 25, 2010

THE SHRINKING MESSIAH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

September 22, 2010

THE SICK MAN OF ASIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 PM

September 21, 2010

NEXT TIME YOU HEAR HOW BRILLIANT THEIR POLITICAL OPERATION IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 AM

September 20, 2010

GALLOPING CARTERISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

September 19, 2010

MOVE ME RIGHT, I'M BEGGING YOU....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

September 14, 2010

HE'S ALREADY GOT THE LINE ON HIS RESUME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

September 12, 2010

WOW, HE REALLY IS JIMMY CARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

FOR IT TO HAVE BEEN A PERSONAL VICTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

September 11, 2010

WHAT REFORM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

September 8, 2010

YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR TRYING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

JUST WAIT UNTIL THE MEMOIRS START COMING OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

September 3, 2010

IS INDONESIA IN EUROPE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM

August 29, 2010

BUT HE DID VOTE "PRESENT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM

August 23, 2010

IF YOU'RE HEADED TO THE VINEYARD, SNAG ME A XXL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

August 22, 2010

HE LIKES THE TITLE, NOT THE JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

August 18, 2010

THE PROBLEM IS NOT WITH THE WAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

WELL, WE KNOW ONE LADY WHO MISSES W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 AM

CHUTES AND LEADERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 AM

August 16, 2010

IF HE'D EVER BEEN BEHIND THE PROJECT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:20 PM

SADLY, THE UR IS NOT AS ELOQUENT AS W AND HAS NO GERSON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 AM

August 14, 2010

JUST IN CASE MY DEFENSE WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH IN ITS WEASEL-WORDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM

August 5, 2010

EVEN DICK MORRIS MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SAVE THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 PM

THAT'S A HECK OF A CHOICE YOU'VE LEFT US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

August 4, 2010

ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:38 PM

August 1, 2010

THE MISTAKE LIES IN BELIEVING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 AM

July 31, 2010

THERE'S YOUR RE-ELECTION THEME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:16 PM

July 30, 2010

WOULDN'T IT BE MORE SURPRISING IF YOU FOUND SOMEONE WHO TAKES THE UR SERIOUSLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

July 26, 2010

YOU'LL NEVER CONVINCE US THIS ISN'T A PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:05 PM

SOMEWHERE A RABBIT SHARPENS HIS FANGS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 AM

July 21, 2010

THE LEFT WAS ALL WORRIED ABOUT THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

July 18, 2010

OOPS, NEVERMIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

July 15, 2010

AN ANALYSIS AT ODDS WITH ITSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

July 9, 2010

HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

July 7, 2010

IT WORKED JUST THE WAY MOST PREDICTED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

July 5, 2010

BEING CALLED A FEATHERWEIGHT BY A LIGHTWEIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

June 30, 2010

WE'RE GOING WITH CHITTY-CHITTY BANG-BANG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

June 29, 2010

WITH JUST THE TINIEST EDIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

June 27, 2010

CAN THE SWEATER BE FAR BEHIND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

KING MUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

June 26, 2010

IT'S NOT THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN THAT DEFINES HIM BUT THE THINNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

June 25, 2010

LESS SERIOUS THAN EUROPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

June 24, 2010

WHY DOES THE TIMES HATE THE UR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 PM

THANKFULLY, THE GENERAL FORCED THE COMMANDER'S WEAK HAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

June 23, 2010

SUCH IS THE QUALITY OF THIS ADMIN ISTRATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:48 PM

HE'S A CLASSIC AVATAR OF ISOLATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 AM

THE UR HAS NO CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:30 AM

June 22, 2010

THE PRINCIPLE OF CIVILIAN CONTROL OF THE MILITARY IS TOO IMPORTANT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 PM

ALL ABOUT THE RESUME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:09 PM

WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE ABYSS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 AM

TAMP 'EM UP SOLID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

JUST ANOTHER BUREAUCRACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 AM

June 21, 2010

FOR THE SAKE OF THE COUNTRY, COULD THEY HIRE AN EXECUTIVE FOR THE JOB?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

June 20, 2010

ISN'T THAT BACKWARDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

June 19, 2010

SOMEWHERE, A RABBIT LICKS HIS CHOPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

June 16, 2010

IT'S NOT LIKE THE JOB EVEN REQUIRES AMERICAN INGENUITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

WHAT IF THIS IS EXACTLY AS GOOD AS TECHNOCRACY GETS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:30 PM

HE WAS HIRED TO BE OBAMA NOT TO LEAD THE COUNTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 AM

June 15, 2010

TAKE YOUR CARROT AND STICK IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

June 14, 2010

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY MET MY CONDITIONS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 PM

June 13, 2010

THE NEW NEW NEW NIXON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

June 11, 2010

WELL, W WAS AN INTERNATIONALIST, THE UR AN ISOLATIONIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM

June 10, 2010

OKAY, WE GET THAT THE UR WOULD BE EMBARRASSED IF NUKING IT WORKED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM

MEANWHILE, JUST THE THOUGHT OF USING THEM TO SEAL THE LEAK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:47 PM

WELL, THEY'RE ALWAYS TELLING US HOW MUCH HE LOVES BASKETBALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 AM

June 9, 2010

STILL MAU-MAUING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM

June 8, 2010

IN FACT, SHE WAS BETTER PREPARED THAN ANY OF THE OTHER THREE ON THE TICKETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:25 PM

June 4, 2010

THE OBAMA CAPTIVITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

June 3, 2010

CALL ME CRAZY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

EVERYTHING BUT THE BUCK TEETH AND THE RUG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

IF THIS PRESIDENT GAVE A FIG ABOUT POLICIES THAT WORK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM

IT'S NOT AS IF HE LIKES ANY OF OUR ALLIES ANY BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:12 PM

June 2, 2010

JIMMY MALONE WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 PM

June 1, 2010

LEFT ISOLATIONISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

May 29, 2010

HE HAS TO MEET WITH JEWS TO SHOW HE DOESN'T HATE ISRAEL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:09 PM

HE AM THE CHANGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

May 28, 2010

TO REALIZE HE ISN'T ONE OF US WOULDN'T HE HAVE TO KNOW US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

THEY REDUCED BILL TO BEING A BAG MAN?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM

WHO THOUGHT THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 PM

May 24, 2010

HE WOULD CHOOSE THE WRONG HALF OF WILSONIANISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

May 22, 2010

THAT WOULD BE THE ELEPHANT'S TAIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 PM

OPPORTUNITY LOPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

May 20, 2010

IT'S REVEALING THAT THE UR IS SUCH A REPUBLICAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM

May 18, 2010

W SHOULD HAVE GRANTED IT BEFORE HE LEFT OFFICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

May 11, 2010

NO FREEDOM FOR YOU!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 AM

May 8, 2010

IGNORE HIM, HE'S VENTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:43 PM

HAPPILY, THE AGREEMENT IS EVEN MORE MEANINGLESS THAN IT APPEARS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

April 28, 2010

LOOK WHAT FAMILIARITY BRED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 PM

April 26, 2010

IF ONLY HE WERE SERIOUS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

April 23, 2010

TONE DEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM

April 22, 2010

HOW DO YOU RUN ON SO LITTLE AND FAIL ON EVEN THAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

A TELEPROMPTER HAS NO BACKBONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 AM

April 20, 2010

OBAMA TO JEWS, SHUT UP!::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 PM

April 19, 2010

THE GUY'S PURE CLASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM

April 16, 2010

WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, BARRY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

April 14, 2010

IF WE JUST SENT THEM AID MONEY YOU MIGHT GET 100% SUPPORT AT THE UN!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 PM

ONE WAITS FOR THE NEWS THAT HE'S BOUGHT A PEANUT FARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 PM

LESS THAN ZERO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

HOPEY-CHANGEY...HIDEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

AS W REPRESENTED THE BEST OF WILSONIANISM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

April 12, 2010

LIKELIEST, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

DON'T KID YOURSELF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 PM

JOIN THE CLUB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 AM

April 11, 2010

SO TOO DID THE FIRST CARTER FAIL TO PASS SALT II:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

NO ONE GOES TO SEE MILLI VANILLI PLAY LIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

RIGHT, BUT CLASSLESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

April 10, 2010

WERE HE NOT SO IGNORANT OF HISTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

April 9, 2010

TED WILLIAMS DIDN'T TIP HIS CAP AND W DIDN'T RESPOND TO THE HOWARD DEAN'S OF THE WORLD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

IF IT SEEMS TO MEAN NOTHING CAN IT MEAN LESS THAN THAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

April 7, 2010

IF THE CONGRESSIONAL GOP WANTS TO BE USEFUL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 PM

WHO KNEW COMISKEY PARK WAS THE "N" WORD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

THEN WHY CAN HE USE DRONES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

April 6, 2010

IF A TREATY COULD BIND YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR NO ONE WOULD SIGN ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:34 PM

April 5, 2010

COMINSKEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:22 PM

April 3, 2010

NOT MALICE, JUST IGNORANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

April 2, 2010

HE'S ONLY MYSTERIOUS IF YOU BELIEVE THE HYPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

March 31, 2010

IF CENTRALIZATION IS GENERALLY A BAD IDEA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 PM

HOW REPUBLICAN DO YOU WANT THE DEMOCRATS TO BE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:48 PM

THE REALITY-BASED PARTY VS. REALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

March 30, 2010

COALITION OF THE VILE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 PM

rEALISM CONSISTS OF TREATING FRIENDS BADLY AND ENEMIES WELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

THANKS, UR!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

March 29, 2010

EVEN UNDER THE UR, GOVERNMENT HASN'T BECOME SO BIG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

March 28, 2010

MR. KARZAI ALREADY KNOWS HE CAN ROLL THE UR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

THAT'S ONE BIG CABAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

ANOTHER CANDIDATE FOR THE COURT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

March 26, 2010

LOSER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM

March 24, 2010

DUDE'S ASHAMED OF THE WRONG STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

LESS WOULD BE MORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

March 23, 2010

BILL CLINTON MUST NOT RECOGNIZE THIS BIBI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 AM

March 20, 2010

WOULDN'T THAT BE UNILATERAL REGIME CHANGE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 PM

March 19, 2010

BURNING ANOTHER ALLIANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 PM

THE BIDEN EFFECT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 PM

March 18, 2010

SADIM GNIK::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 PM

YOU CAN TELL OUR STANDING HAS IMPROVED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

March 17, 2010

AS REGARDS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:35 PM

THAT STUFF FOLLOWING THE "WOW" ISN'T WHAT HE WAS REALLY THINKING::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

MAYBE RUNNING HARVARD LAW REVIEW ISN'T ADEQUATE PREPARATION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

THE TWAIN DONE MET (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:11 PM

IN FAIRNESS TO THE UR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

IT'S THE ADMINISTRATION THAT OVERLOADED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

March 16, 2010

AN ELITE ADMINISTRATION VS AN EVANGELICAL COUNTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

JOE BIDEN'S WORK THERE IS DONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

THE MILITARY MADE US DO IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 AM

March 15, 2010

IT'S ALL COMIC RELIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 PM

ATTACKING ISRAEL OUGHT TO HELP, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

JUST ANOTHER WHITE GUY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO TAKE ON MARBURY V. MADISON, THEY WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

JIMMY CARTER NEVER LIKED IT EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 PM

THE UR IS OFFICIALLY JIMMY CARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:23 AM

March 14, 2010

WHEN INCOMPETENCE IS YOUR BEST DEFENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

March 12, 2010

THE QUESTION ISN'T WHETHER LAWYERS ARE ENTITLED TO DEFEND TERRORISTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 PM

MAN, IS THIS GUY EASY TO ROLL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:39 PM

PRESUMABLY THE MULTIMILLIONAIRE IS PAYING FOR THAT VACATION, NOT US TAXPAYERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

HOW LONG UNTIL HE'S CAUGHT ON CAMERA DRIVING WHILE TEXTING?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

GOOD ONE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

March 11, 2010

JERRY'S KID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

NO COMPETENT LEADER WOULD SEND JOE BIDEN TO DO AN IMPORTANT JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

March 10, 2010

WE'RE ONLY MIDWAY THROUGH THE TRAJECTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 PM

PROBABLY NOT THE MEME HE WAS HOPEY FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

March 9, 2010

WHAT KIND OF RIGHTWING RAG WOULD MAKE THIS ACCUSATION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 PM

HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE PICKED DICK CHENEY INSTEAD OF JOE BIDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:19 PM

March 8, 2010

MIND THE GAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 PM

WHO LOST....EVERYONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

March 7, 2010

SEEMS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM

March 6, 2010

LOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

March 5, 2010

OUCH!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

March 4, 2010

AS ENTICING AS THE PROSPECT OF THE UR STEPPING DOWN MAY SOUND AT FIRST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 PM

STRUCK OUT LOOKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

HE'S GONNA NEED MORE YUENGLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

March 3, 2010

WHAT EDWARD SMITH WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN TO BE JUST DRIFTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

NOBODY QUESTIONS IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST AMUSING SPIN ON THE STORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

March 2, 2010

WAY TO SLAP THE FIRST LADY DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 PM

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

WHAT DIRT DOES RAHMBO HAVE ON THE EDITORS AT THE POST?...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

March 1, 2010

SO HE'S PROTECTING OUR SOIL FROM THE HARMLESS ONES, BUT NOT THE GUILTY ONES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 PM

February 27, 2010

BUT THE WHALE HAD TO BE GOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM

THE URBAN PARTY OF A SUBURBAN COUNTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:11 PM

THE WHITE BOYS MESS UP HIS ENTIRE PRESIDENCY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:06 PM

BESIDES THE ADMISSION OF SERIAL ERRORS FROM THE OVAL..:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM

HOW COME THE SMARTEST GUY LOSES EVERY FIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 AM

FDR WAS A GOVERNOR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

SELLING OUR BROTHERS DOWN THE GANGES (via Ed Driscoll):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM

February 26, 2010

AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS OUR TIME HE DOESN'T THINK COUNTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

February 25, 2010

IF HE ACTUALLY WERE INTELLIGENT AND AN ADEPT POLITICIAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 PM

ALTHOUGH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 PM

THE MARCH THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

BETWEEN HAVING NEVER GOVERNED ANYTHING AND BEING SO REACTIONARY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

February 24, 2010

AND THEN THEY'RE SURPRISED THAT HIS SPEECHES MAKE NO SENSE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 PM

STARK CONTRAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 PM

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

IT'S ALWAYS FUN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:09 PM

THE LOSS OF PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM

February 22, 2010

DOUBLING DOWN ON 22:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:55 PM

February 20, 2010

AS CONSERVATIVES, WE'RE HARDLY GOING TO COMPLAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:00 PM

February 19, 2010

WHOSE SIDE IS THE GENERAL ON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 PM

WHAT THE UR MOST CONSPICUOUSLY LACKS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

February 15, 2010

PAGING DAVID GERGEN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

IT IS A MARK OF JUST HOW WEAK AN EXECUTIVE THE UR IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

WE HAD TO SHUT HIM UP TO SAVE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

February 14, 2010

JUST AS POLK ACHIEVED ALL HIS GOALS, SO HAS THE UR ACHIEVED ALL HIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

February 12, 2010

IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO CALL THIS AMATEUR HOUR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 PM

OTHER THAN SODOMY WITH AN INTERN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

February 11, 2010

FOUR YEARS IS ENOUGH, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:01 PM

February 10, 2010

THE EMPTY SUIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

February 9, 2010

FORTUNATELY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

February 8, 2010

ISN'T DIVING A SUMMER OLYMPIC EVENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 PM

WELL, IT IS CHANGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:27 PM

February 7, 2010

WELL, HE IS FINALLY FORCING BIPARTISANSHIP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 PM

February 6, 2010

BARRY CAN'T LEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

BARRY CAN'T READ:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

February 5, 2010

THAT'LL TEACH HER TO RELY ON THE KINDNESS OF THE STRANGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 PM

DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN AS SOFT-HEARTED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

February 3, 2010

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THE VULNERABLE ONES APPEAR WITH THE UR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM

LIKE A BANYAN TREE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

BEING A TOP PRIORITY OF THE UR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

THIS IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON BILL CLINTON?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

February 2, 2010

WHEW!...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

January 30, 2010

THERE'S A REASON THEY TELEPROMPT HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:53 PM

IT'S THE RARE GREAT PUBLIC SPEAKER WHO IS MOST COMPELLING WITH THE SOUND OFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

HARD TO LISTEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

IN NEED OF OCCAM'S TELEPROMPTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

January 29, 2010

COMFORT TO THE ENEMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

WHEN YOU TREAT INDIA LIKE A STRANGER AND CHINA LIKE A FRIEND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

January 28, 2010

YOU STAY CLASSY, UR!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM

HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

PRESUMABLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:49 PM

PATTERN RECOGNITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

HE CAME TO BURY HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM

IT'S A QUEER SORT OF "PRAGMATISM"...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:52 PM

THE PRESENCE OF HIS ABSENCE ADDS NOTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:27 PM

STOP CREEPING US OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

UH-OH, THE ACCUSATIONS THAT HE'S WHITE ARE STARTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM

SO MUCH FOR THAT GUFF IN THE SOTU ABOUT LOBBYISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

SO TOO DID THE GOP TAKE OVER ARKANSAS IN THE CLINTON YEARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

January 27, 2010

THEY LET HIM GO OVER AN HOUR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 PM

A PRESIDENT CAN AFFORD TO HAVE PEOPLE HATE HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

PSSST, BARRY, YOU'VE ALREADY LOST ALL CREDIBILITY ON LOBBYISTS, PORK AND TRANSPARENCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM

January 26, 2010

HATCHET MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 PM

THERE IS NO BARACK OBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

SO WHEN THEY SAY HE'S STUDYING WHAT BILL CLINTON DID...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

DARNED OBSTRUCTIONIST DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

January 25, 2010

THE INABILITY OF THE GOVERNOR IS NOT THE UNGOVERNABILITY OF THE REPUBLIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM

January 24, 2010

IT'S THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF DODGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

SO PASS ANOTHER ONE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM

January 23, 2010

THE BANALITY OF BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 PM

January 22, 2010

NOT THAT ANYONE WOULD ARGUE HIS STAFF IS COMPETENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

WAIT'LL YOU HEAR THE LEFT SCREAM WHEN DICK MORRIS SHOWS UP AT THE WHITE HOUSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM

CAN YOU CALL A MAN A PRAGMATIST IF HE REFUSES TO DO WHAT WORKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:55 PM

January 21, 2010

GRANTED, HE'S INELOQUENT AT THE BEST OF TIMES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

THE POINT BEING THAT THERE'S A SUCCESSFUL MODEL FOR HIM TO EMULATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

January 20, 2010

RETREAT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 PM

WHEN ALL THEY NEEDED TO DO...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

APPARENTLY, THAT RACE WAS ABOVE HIS PAY GRADE TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

January 19, 2010

IT IS REALLY A U-TURN WHEN YOU GO FROM STALLED TO STOPPED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

OH, IT'S HISTORIC ALRIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

MILKTOAST OF THE TOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

January 17, 2010

SURE, THE UR HUMILIATED HIMSELF IN BEIJING AND AT COPENHAGEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

IT'S GOOD HE BROKE HIS OWN PROMISES, BUT BAD HE BROKE GOOLSBEE'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

WHICH MAKES THE WAY HE'S HANDLED HEALTH CARE ALL THE QUEERER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

January 16, 2010

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY....BETTER CALL IN REAL PRESIDENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:04 PM

TINY BUBBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

January 15, 2010

AMERICAN HISTORY IS THE WAR ON INTELLECTUALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 PM

January 13, 2010

STANDING UP TO THE UR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

NEW BEGINNINGS, SAME OLD ENDINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

January 11, 2010

HEY, MICHELLE, THAT GENOVESE CHICK IS SCREAMING AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:49 PM

January 9, 2010

IT WILL BE TELEVISED. RIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 AM

January 7, 2010

SURPRISING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

WHO WAS OUT OF PLACE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 AM

January 5, 2010

IT'S WORTH EXTENDING MR. MEAD'S ANALYTICAL FRAMEWORK A BIT FURTHER AND CONSIDERING THE DELICIOUS IRONY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM

January 3, 2010

YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A GREAT GIFT, AMERICA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

January 1, 2010

OOPS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

IT MAY NOT BE MUCH OF A WAR BUT IT'S THE ONE WE'VE GOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

BETTER CLICK HIS RUBY SLIPPERS TOGETHER TOOT SWEET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

December 31, 2009

SPEAJK SOFTLY AND CARRY A....LIMP...STICK?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:27 AM

December 29, 2009

BIZARRO UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

EVENTS LEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

December 24, 2009

BOW WOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

A MOCKERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

FOR SOME OF US, FAILURE GETS YOU A B+:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

THE UR LEFT COAL IN OUR STOCKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

December 23, 2009

IF HE DELAYS LONG ENOUGH THE NEW MAJORITY WILL SAVE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

December 22, 2009

THEY BETTER NOT ACT ON WHAT I'VE GIVEN AWAY TO THEM!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 PM

THE MINUS TOUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

December 20, 2009

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 PM

December 18, 2009

HOW DOES THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE MULTIVERSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 PM

CAN THEY GIVE HIM ANOTHER NOBEL CONSOLATION PRIZE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 PM

OH, BRING US A FIGLESS PUUDDING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:48 PM

JUST PICKING WHICH COLOR LIPSTICK TO PUT ON THE PIG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:23 PM

NO ONE MINDS IF WE WHACK THEM, BUT HAVE THE MORAL COURAGE NOT TO FARM THE JOB OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

December 17, 2009

WELL, THAT KARL ROVE WILL NEVER GET TO BE AN IVY LEAGUE PROFESSOR IF HE'S NOT INFLATING GRADES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

THELMA SEEKS HIS LOUISE::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

December 16, 2009

DEAR LEADER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

December 15, 2009

BETTER BE ON GUARD AGAINST KILLER RABBITS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 PM

IF HE CAN GET UNEMPLOYMENT TO 100% HE'LL BE POPULAR AGAIN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

December 14, 2009

BETWEEN GRADE INFLATION AND AFFIRMATIVE ACTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

December 13, 2009

SOMEONE HAS TO LEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

DEAR DEMOCRATS...SAVE THE UR, KILL HEALTH CARE REFORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

AND NO ONE TO LEAD THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

December 11, 2009

COMING TO AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

IT IS PRECISELY TO THE DEGREE THAT HE STRAYED FROM CLINTON/W THAT HE GOT IN TROUBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

JUST BECAUSE HE'S IMITATING W DOESN'T MEAN HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT W WAS DOING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 AM

December 9, 2009

UH-OH, SOMEONE'S GONE OFF TELEPROMPTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

December 7, 2009

DID THEY LEARN NOTHING FROM THE SOVIET EXPERIENCE WITH NIXON/FORD/CARTER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

December 6, 2009

NOW THERE'S A LEADER, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM

WOULD YOU EVEN LET THESE CLOWNS RUN A LAW REVIEW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

BUSINESS HATES UNCERTAINTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RUN rIGHT, STAY rIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

December 5, 2009

WHY IS THE UR WRECKING OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH OUR ALLIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

HOPEFULLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

THOSE WHO CAN'T LEAD GET LED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

December 4, 2009

MR. INCREDIBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

"BECAUSE THE GREAT STRUGGLE IN WHICH WE ARE ENGAGED IS MY OWN RE-ELECTION":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

December 3, 2009

THE NU NIXON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM

December 2, 2009

THE REALLY AMAZING THING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 PM

INARTFUL DODGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM

C'MON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:07 PM

IN FAIRNESS TO THE PRESIDENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:04 PM

THEY'RE ALREADY ISSUING THE CORRECTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:52 PM

MAKING MARTYRS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:16 PM

BUT IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT LINE ON MY RESUME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

WHEN YOU AREN'T A LEADER, NO ONE FOLLOWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

THE WEAKNESS PROJECTOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

THE WEAKNESS PROJECTOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

December 1, 2009

IT'S FUN, BUT IT ISN'T IMPORTANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 PM

I OWN WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

LIKE W, BUT WITHOUT CONVICTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

BUT SACK CLOTH and [BUTT]-KISS SEEMED SO LIKELY TO SUCCEED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

November 30, 2009

WHENEVER HE DEVIATES FROM W IT'S HARMFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

November 29, 2009

HE'S THE GREATEST SPEAKER OF UNMEMEMORABLE AND COUNTERPRODUCTIVE DRIVEL IN OUR HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

BAD FOR THE JEWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

November 27, 2009

IT'S KNOWN AS THE OBAMA PATH TO THE WHITE HOUSE, ISN'T IT? (via Steve Jacobson):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:23 PM

November 26, 2009

LOST AT SEA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

November 25, 2009

WHILE CLUB OBAMA ROLLS ALONG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

DID HE READ HIS OWN COLUMN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

November 23, 2009

IF THE UR IS GOINF TO HELP THEM SPREAD THEIR TOXIC MESSAGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

November 22, 2009

UNLIKE REAGAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

November 21, 2009

WHO IS THIS EVERYONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:14 AM

PRAGMATISM IS THE DENIAL THAT VALUES EXIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

November 20, 2009

IS HE JUST INEPT...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 PM

THAT TELEPROMPTER DOUBLES AS A MIRROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 PM

IS IT OUR JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OR AL QAEDA'S?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

IN THE ABSENCE OF A PRESIDENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

IF YOUR REPORTING MAKES THE CASE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

November 19, 2009

THE ONLY QUESTION NOW IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:58 PM

November 18, 2009

MAYBE HE SHOULD WEAR A WHITE FLAG PIN IN HIS LAPEL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

SO MUCH FOR AMERICAN LEGAL TRADITIONS...LIKE THE PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

FOREIGN TRIPS ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A PRESIUDENT LOOK GOOD WHEN HE'S FAILING AT HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

EXCEPT THAT THE UR KILLING COPENHAGEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

November 16, 2009

NO, WE CAN'T!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

IF YOUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOUR MISSION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

November 15, 2009

THE ONE THING EVERYONE REALIZES IS HE ISN'T TO BE TAKEN AT HIS WORD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM

WHAT, THE PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF NIPPON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

ONE NICE THING ABOUT CLOTHES WITH NO EMPEROR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

November 14, 2009

"HOW IS NATAN SHARANSKY'S HEALTH?"

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 PM

COMPARE AND CONTRAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 PM

IS THERE AN OPTIMAL TIME TO ANNOUNCE YOU'VE BEEN HUMILIATED AGAIN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 PM

THAT RARE AMERICAN LEADER WHO NEEDS TO BE LED BY OTHERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

KIND OF SAD WHEN AMERICA IS THE UNRELIABLE PARTY IN THAT EQUATION (via Fred Smith):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

November 9, 2009

WHO, OUTSIDE THE PUNDITOCRACY, STILL THINKS HE'S CHARISMATIC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

November 7, 2009

LOSING THE DECENT LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

November 6, 2009

AM I MISSING SOMETHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 PM

EVEN WORSE, IF IT'S ANZIO, HE'S THE ITALIANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

JOINING THE HOLDER/HILLARY HUMILIATION CLUB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

November 5, 2009

IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL EFFECT ON THE GROUND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 PM

IT'S 1979 ALL OVER AGAIN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

November 4, 2009

REMEMBER HOW THE UR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UNSATIRIZABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:47 PM

PERHAPS THE ULTIMATE DAMNATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

November 3, 2009

EXCEPT THAT THEY'RE WRONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

A DEMOCRATIC ADMINISTRATION AND ITS SPINE ARE SOON PARTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

YEAH, BUT THAT'S ONLY 33% HIGHER THAN THE MAXIMUM HE DEMANDED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

November 2, 2009

IS HE EASIER TO WORK WITH OR HARDER AFTER YOU DELEGITIMIZE HIS ELECTION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE THING HE HASN'T, BUT SHOULD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

October 31, 2009

REPPIG EHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

THIS IS THE YUTZ THE UR STAKED HIS POLICY ON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:11 PM

MR. HATOYAMA SHOULD FEEL HONORED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

October 30, 2009

JUST LOOK AT THE TENACITY WITH WHICH HE STOOD BY WRIGHT, REZKO, AYERS, JONES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM

IT'S ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE TOLD THEM EVERYTHING IS NEGOTIABLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:53 PM

October 29, 2009

MY MATH'S NOT THAT GOOD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:09 PM

IT'S NOT THE ACCUSATION THAT HE DIDN'T WRITE THOSE BOOKS THAT IS VICIOUS... (via Lou Gots):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM

October 28, 2009

WHO'S GOING TO EXPLAIN TO MY DAUGHTER THAT WE GOT CARS, NOT PONIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 PM

NO ONE WOULD EXPECT THE UR TO UNDERSTAND OUR ENEMIES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

October 26, 2009

INTERNATIONAL NEGOTIATIONS ARE ALWAYS OVER AT THE POINT THEY BEGIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:52 PM

TOO BAD HE CAN'T LET LULA STEER THE UNICORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:47 PM

October 25, 2009

THE PLUS FOURS HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

DEMOCRATS VS. BUSINESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:31 AM

October 24, 2009

THAT'S A NOVEL INTERPRETATION OF THE POSITION OF COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF THE UR HAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM

THE DIFFERENCE BEING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

October 23, 2009

TRICKY BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 PM

HE'S TOO ANGLOSPHERIC TO GET ALONG WITH THE TRANSNATIONALIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

IF EVEN HE WON'T EMBRACE ROMNEYCARE, HOW'S MITT SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE GOP PRIMARIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

THE GOOD WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:30 AM

IT'S THE AREAS WHERE HE ISN'T LIKE W THAT ARE KILLING HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:00 AM

October 22, 2009

FROM THE DECIDER TO THE DITHERER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

October 21, 2009

SHHHH....YOU'RE BOTHERING MR. STATUS QUO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

October 20, 2009

ISOLATIONISM PROCEEDS FROM THE ASSUMPTION THAT SOULS DON'T MATTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:25 PM

NOT A SMIDGE OF FECK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

October 19, 2009

YOU GET A PEACE PRIZE FOR THIS NOWADAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

October 18, 2009

THE BITTER TEA OF THE UNICORN RIDER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

WHO GETS TO BREAK THE NEWS TO THE NORWEENIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:25 AM

October 17, 2009

EVOLUTION IS ALWAYS AN EXCUSE FOR THE HORRORS PERPETRATED AGAINST AFRICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

THE PRIZE CAME TOO LATE, NOT TOO SOON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

AS THE INK BLOT RESOLVES INTO EVER SCARIER SHAPES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

October 16, 2009

AND A CRUSADER OUGHT TO KNOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 PM

SHHHHH, YOU'LL HARSH THE UR'S MELLOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM

THE BEAR VS THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

October 15, 2009

THAT'S WHAT WON HIM THE PEACE LAUREATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:38 PM

October 14, 2009

AS THE LEFT IS TO THE UR, SO IS HE TO OUR ENEMIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 PM

October 13, 2009

IF YOU CARE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE LOSING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:48 PM

THEY WENT TO THE WRONG PLACE FOR STRONG, COMPELLING VOICES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:28 PM

October 12, 2009

BUT IT'S NOT HIS CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

October 10, 2009

THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:29 PM

FOR THE rEALISTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 PM

October 9, 2009

GALLOPING CARTERISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:56 PM

I WAS OUT ALL DAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:47 PM

October 8, 2009

NECESSITY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:02 PM

MEANWHILE, HOW MUCH DID CAPTAIN SELF-ABSORPTION JUST SPEND ON HIS OLYMPIC JAUNT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

BECOMING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:52 PM

MAYBE HE THINKS IT'S THE ANKHOSPHERE WE'RE PART OF? (via Fred Smith):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

October 7, 2009

ALSO KNOWN AS, INSTITUTIONALIZING FAILURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

IN OBAMA'S AMERICA, ANYBODY CAN BE AN ARTIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

October 6, 2009

NO WONDER THE UR'S BELLY IS SO FLAT IN THOSE BEACH PICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 AM

October 5, 2009

HOW MANY GENERALS DID LINCOLN RUN THROUGH UNTIL HE GOT TO GRANT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:32 PM

October 3, 2009

NO ONE WANTED THEM HERE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

October 2, 2009

AT LEAST WHEN GHWB NEEDED TO BE BUCKED UP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 PM

WHY DO THEY HATE US? (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:08 PM

YOU HAVE TO PEEL BACK ENDLESS LAYERS OF IMAGERY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

October 1, 2009

ANY TIME THE LEFT AND RIGHT AGREE, YOU KNOW IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING DISGRACEFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

IS THAT A THREAT OR A PROMISE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

September 30, 2009

ACTUALLY...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:01 PM

OPPOSITE!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

September 29, 2009

CONSIDER THAT THE BEST FACE YOU CAN PUT ON IT IS THAT THE UR'S A BUNGLER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

STRONG COUNTRY, WEAK UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

JUST KEEP TALKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

IN FAIRNESS TO THE UR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

I JUST KNOW ISOLATIONISM WILL WORK THIS TIME!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

THEY SHOULD BE SO LUCKY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

COOKIES WITH THE DICTATOR (via John Thacker):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

September 27, 2009

ONE THING THE WHITE HOUSE MIGHT HAVE WANTED TO KEEP IN MIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

September 26, 2009

OUR THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

September 25, 2009

FAILING UPWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

September 24, 2009

EXEMPTIONS ARE WHAT HE DOES BEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

DID THE UR REALLY THINK GROVELLING WOULD GET THEM TO CO-OPERATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

THE UR'S "I AM NOT A CROOK" MOMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

OF COURSE, IF HE WERE CAPABLE OF GIVING A DECENT SPEECH HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE OUT EXPLAINING IT AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

September 23, 2009

WELL, HE IS AN OBLIGING SORT OF FELLOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:14 PM

CAN WE INTERJECT WITH A QUESTION HERE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

S.O.P.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 AM

THAT SHARK'S BEEN JUMPED (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

THE COMPANY HE KEEPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

IN FAIRNESS TO MR. OBAMA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

AH, SO THAT'S WHAT "DEMAND" MEANS IN UNICORNISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

September 22, 2009

WHEN YOU'VE NEVER STOOD UP TO ANYONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

THE OBAMAMESSIAH WAS SUPPOSED TO PRODUCE THE RAPTURE, NOT THE RUPTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

September 21, 2009

HE'S ON TV MORE THAN LAW & ORDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:13 PM

OKAY, THEN WHAT IS IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

September 20, 2009

NOBEL PRIZE IS NEXT ON HIS LIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

BEGINNING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

September 19, 2009

THE HARD BIGOTRY OF O EXPECTATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 PM

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WORSE THAN GROVELING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM

September 18, 2009

PROBABLY NOT WHAT JOE KLEIN WAS LOOKING FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

September 17, 2009

WHO KNEW YOU COULD GROVEL TOO MUCH FOR EVEN JOE KLEIN TO FEEL COMFORTABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

WHY DID THEY THINK HE WAS HANDING OUT WAIVERS HAND OVER FIST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

MR. OBAMA WENT TO WASHINGTON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

CZAR WARS, PLEASE LEAVE US THESE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

WHAT'S THE RUSSIAN FOR KOWTOW?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

September 15, 2009

HOW IS AIDING AN ALLY AT THE EXPENSE OF AN ENEMY NOT A WIN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

HIS POTENTIAL TO BE A HISTORICAL FIGURE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 AM

September 14, 2009

THE DEMOCRATIC CONSERVATIVE VS THE CONSERVATIVE ACTIVISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

EVEN AFTER THE DEMOCRATS YIELD ON EVERY OTHER PARTICULAR FLASH POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

WHO LOST ISRAEL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

September 13, 2009

DON'T LET THE KIDS PLAY IN THE DEEP END:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:25 AM

THE ONLY CASE DEMOCRATS HAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

NOT THAT IT'S FAIR TO EXPECT SOMEONE SO INEXPERIENCED TO GRASP IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

MISTER, WE'VE GOT A MAN LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

September 12, 2009

ARE WE MISSING SOMETHING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

IT'S HARD TO THINK OF A POLITICAL PHENOMENON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

HOMEY CLOWNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

September 11, 2009

LIKE WATCHING BERBERS BUILD AN IGLOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

September 10, 2009

NOW YELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

INDEED, THAT GOP WHACKO YELLED AT THE WRONG LINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

ISN'T THAT WHAT "BARACK" MEANS IN SWAHILI?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 AM

September 9, 2009

OH JEEPERS, EVEN THEY KNOW THIS ONE STINKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

THAT THEY DISTINGUISH HIM FROM AMERICA IS REPRESENTATIVE OF HIS PROBLEM AT HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

September 8, 2009

WE'RE GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:13 PM

WORKIN' THE CRAZY PEDAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:19 PM

September 7, 2009

WELL, AT LEAST WE NOW KNOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

September 6, 2009

IT WOULDN'T MATTER SO MUCH THAT HE'S JUST A FIGUREHEAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

THIS IS WHERE HIS EXPERIENCE REALLY PAYS OFF, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

AND HE WONDERS WHY NO ONE TRUSTS HIM ON CLOSING GITMO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

September 5, 2009

DEAD MAN WALKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

THAT UR IS NO BILL CLINTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

September 4, 2009

SURRENDER AND DECLARE VICTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:03 AM

IT'S THE FACTS THAT SANK HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

SOMETIMES, NOTHING IS A REAL COOL HAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

September 3, 2009

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN FIND A SANE GREENIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:16 PM

BUT...BUT...BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 AM

DOUBLING DOWN ON FAILURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

A PARTY OF LAKOFF'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

WHY IS IT ONLY THE LEFT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

September 2, 2009

WHY SHOULD THE GOP BE THE PONY IN THIS SHOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

A PRESIDENT ONLY THE ARABS COULD LIKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

ANOTHER FREAKIN' SPEECH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

September 1, 2009

SUPPOSE GENERAL HOLDER IS RIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

CHERRY PICKING FROM YOUR OWN PARTY IS A SURE WAY TO WIN FRIENDS, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM

IT WAS A POLITICAL NECESSITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

NOW THAT ONE'S NOT HIS WAR EITHER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

EVEN HIS OWN DON'T LIKE HIM MUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

HE COULD RUN TO MAVERICK'S RIGHT BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A BLANK SLATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

August 31, 2009

BUILDING ON PAST FAILURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

August 30, 2009

HE LIKES PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION SO MUCH HE TURNED HIS PRESIDENCY INTO ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

WHAT TEDDY TAUGHT BARRY

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

August 29, 2009

IT'S LIKE THEY LOOKED OUT ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE OF RECENT PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

August 28, 2009

HIS MIDDLE NAME AIN'T SHLOMO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

HE SHOULD REALLY ONLY BE ALLOWED TO PLAY ON LADIES DAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

FAR BE IT FROM US TO TELL THEM HOW TO RUN THE WHITE HOUSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

SO NOW HE'S UNWELCOME IN TWO OF THE THREE COUNTRIES HIS MANDATE COVERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

IF ONLY HE REALLY WERE AN AGENT OF CHANGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

August 27, 2009

FIRST, LET'S PROTECT ALL THE LAWYERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

NOBODY KNOWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

August 25, 2009

SURE, PARTISANSHIP IS SUPPOSED TO STOP AT THE WATER'S EDGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

HE TALKS, WE WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM

AND THEY WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

DON'T THINK OF A MASSIVE BOONDOGGLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

August 24, 2009

TRY HIDING HIM AS EFFECTIVELY AS YOU'VE HIDDEN HIS VP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

WEHEN YOU FORGET HOW YOU GOT ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:53 PM

CREATE JOBS? HE CAN'T EVEN FILL THE ONES HE CONTROLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

August 23, 2009

BY "RESET" HE APPARENTLY MEANT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:41 PM

WHEN THE FRENCH AND THE DEMOCRATS THINK YOU'RE A SISSY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

August 22, 2009

HE SPEAKS, WE WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

LORD, SAVE HIM FROM HIS SUPPORTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

SUGAR DADDY::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

August 21, 2009

BATTERED, PANCAKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 AM

WHICH SIDE WAS YOUR PARTY ON IN THE WAR, DADDY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

TO THE CONTRARY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

August 20, 2009

A SALES PITCH DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

August 19, 2009

FORCING THE CONTRADICTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

BUILDING A BRIDGE...TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

YOU'VE GOTTA SAY THIS FOR THE PRESIDENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

August 18, 2009

MORE THEIR BACKS, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

WITH HIS LACK OF EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE AND DEMONSTRATED INABILITY TO LEGISLATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

August 17, 2009

DID YOU FOLLOW THAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

NO ONE WILL EVER CONFUSE THE BELTWAY WITH THE OXFORD UNION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

August 16, 2009

ALL THAT'S REALLY LEFT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

OKAY, WE ALL GET HOW WASHINGTON WORKS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM

HER VANCE TO HIS CARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

IF THIS PRESIDENT STANDS FOR ONE THING IT'S BEING LESS AMBITIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

August 14, 2009

DEMOCRACY SUCKS IF YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:07 PM

August 13, 2009

OF COURSE THEY'RE STILL IN ELECTION MODE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

August 12, 2009

WHY IS AMERICA PRO-UNAMERICAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 PM

IF THE 49% ARE UNAMERICAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 AM

August 11, 2009

FROM THE FISHBOWL EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

August 9, 2009

HARD TO SHUT UP THE SOYLENT GREEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:12 PM

August 8, 2009

HOW IS MARV THRONEBERRY NOT IN THIS ADMINISTRATION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

WHAT ARE YOU REBELLING AGAINST, JOHNNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

SUBMIT FIRST, DISCUSS LATER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

August 7, 2009

IT WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL THING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

A EUROPEAN SYSTEM OR COST CUTS, NOT BOTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE IN THE WHIOTE HOUSE HAS EVER RUN SO MUCH AS A STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

August 6, 2009

IF SHE WERE ANY WORSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 PM

WOW, AFGHANISTAN REALLY IS HIS VIETNAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:29 PM

THE SHOVELS ARE READY AND THE MANURE NEEDS SPREADING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

WHO DOESN'T KNOW HIMSELF FOLLOWS THE POLLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

THAT SINKING FEELING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

August 5, 2009

EVEN OUT AMERICANED BY THE FROGS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE ELDERS OF ZION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 PM

WHO DOES THE UR APOLOGIZE TO NEXT? THE FAMILY OF MUHAMMAD ATTA?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

August 4, 2009

HE KNOWS THE WORDS BUT IS UNMOVED BY THE MUSIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM

IT'S NOT THAT I'M BREAKING PROMISES, JUST THAT THEY WERE UNNECESSARY!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

BOTH PROGRAMS EVEN RELY ON DESTROYING THE OLD ONES

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

ONE OF THE MOST INTRIGUING ASPECTS OF THE UNICORN RIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

THEY CAN'T VERY WELL FIRE HIS BOSS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

August 3, 2009

SILLY, BUT BRILLIANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:51 PM

August 2, 2009

DO THEY NOT REMEMBER GHWB?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:54 AM

NO WONDER HIS SPEECHES ARE SO ROUTINELY AWFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

August 1, 2009

BLAME W!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

KILLING THE AGENDA TO SAVE THE PRESIDENCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

July 31, 2009

WHY SHOULDN'T HE INVITE EXTERMINATORS FOR A BEER TOO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:07 PM

THE 40% PARTY CAN'T AFFORD NORMAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

AH, SO THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY POST-RACIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

July 30, 2009

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE TONSILS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE UR ABROAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

July 29, 2009

THE SHIP BE SINKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 PM

HE MEANT ZION-HATING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:39 PM

YOU MEAN TO SAY....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:58 PM

HIP TO THAT JIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

July 28, 2009

IT'S THE RESUME, SILLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 PM

THE RETREAT BEFORE THE ROUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

July 27, 2009

CAN'T LET ONE FAILURE DISTRACT ATTENTION FROM ANOTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST KNOW WHEN TO STOP DIGGING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

July 26, 2009

THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SPEAK STRAIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

July 24, 2009

HECK, HE APOLOGIZES TO EVERY FOREIGNER HE MEETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:16 PM

TEARING THE CHORDS ASUNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 PM

THE SPIRITUAL HEIRS OF JIMMY CARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

BARRACK WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

WHY NOT JUST ADMIT THAT HIS TELEPROMPTER MISLED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

July 23, 2009

IF IT HAD ANY MOMENTUM, HE KILLED IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

July 22, 2009

THEY HAVE TO DESTROY HIS PRESIDENCY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

July 21, 2009

IT'S NOT A DOCTRINE, IT'S A DISGRACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

IF NAPOLEON HAD TREATED AS SOON AS IT STARTED SNOWING IN RUSSIA HE'D BE EMPEROR TODAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

July 20, 2009

WORKING ON U.R.P.T.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 PM

THE LEAST ABDULLAH COULD HAVE DONE IS CURE HIS SCROFULA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

July 19, 2009

URKELIZATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

WHEN YOU GET THROWN BY THE UNICORN...PANIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

July 16, 2009

BUYING THE ROPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

July 14, 2009

IF HE WERE HITTING THEY COULD LET HIM USE A TEE (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM

July 10, 2009

HE'S NO JOHN HANCOCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

HE WAS JUST SIGHT-SEEING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 AM

July 9, 2009

FUN WHILE IT LASTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

July 8, 2009

IF WE HAVE MORE NUKES THAN WE NEED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

FORGET THEM, DON'T RESET THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

July 7, 2009

IF ONLY WE COULD CAP & TRADE HIS PRESIDENCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:04 PM

SOMEWHERE, PAT CADELL IS WORKING ON A MALAISE SPEECH....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:25 AM

July 1, 2009

ACTUALLY, THE TRUE FACE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

June 30, 2009

FROM A BUREAUCRATIC PERSPECTIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

June 29, 2009

WELL, THAT'S HUMILIATING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

TRY LEARNING FROM THE WINNING GENERALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

June 26, 2009

PRESIDENT WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

June 25, 2009

IS IT REALLY THE BEST THING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

June 24, 2009

REACTIONARY-IN-CHIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

June 22, 2009

HARD TO BELIEVE HE NEVER FARMED PEANUTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

June 17, 2009

LEAD, FOLLOW, OR RIDE THE UNICORN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

June 16, 2009

NOT EXACTLY A PROFILE IN COURAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:18 PM

June 14, 2009

DOES THE UR NEVER TIRE OF SCREWING OUR FRIENDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

June 11, 2009

ALL WELL AND GOOD UNTIL YOU HIT THE TIPPING POINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 AM

June 10, 2009

IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHY HE'S SUDDENLY DISCOVERED PAY-GO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:01 PM

June 5, 2009

HOW'S THAT UAW BAIL OUT WORKING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:58 PM

June 4, 2009

MAYBE HE MEANT GEOGGRAPHICALLY, NOT DEMOGRAPHICALLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

June 2, 2009

TALK ALL YOU WANT, JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

May 29, 2009

CONSERVATIVES MADE THE SAME MISTAKE WITH BILL CLINTON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

May 24, 2009

THE ONE THING KEEPING HIM FROM THE TIPPING POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

May 21, 2009

I, I, I:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:41 PM

PRESIDENTIAL FACE TIME IS A WASTING ASSET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:29 PM

May 19, 2009

HE'S A CREATURE OF INSTITUTIONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 AM

May 16, 2009

WHAT WOULD BE CYNICISM AND POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY IN A MERE MORTAL IS A SIGN OF GREATNESS IN THE OBAMESSIAH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 PM

May 15, 2009

THANK GOODNESS WE DON'T HAVE SOVEREIGNTY OVER SUCH DECISIONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:35 PM

May 14, 2009

IT'S NOT JUST OUR ENEMIES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:30 PM

IF THE UR WON'T LEAD HE'LL HAVE TO BE LED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

May 10, 2009

AFTER ALL, SHOULDN'T YOU TREAT FRIENDS LIKE ENEMIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:58 PM

May 9, 2009

THE UR AND THE GOP VS. THE DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

May 7, 2009

THE TERRORISTS NEXT DOOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

April 29, 2009

ANYONE REALLY THINK HE HAS THE STONES... (via Steve Jacobson):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 PM

CREEPING FORDISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM

SO IS HIS OWN STAFF COMPARING HIM TO JIHADISTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:52 AM

April 25, 2009

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLITICS AND GOVERNMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM

THOSE WHO FORGET THE CARTER PRESIDENCY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

April 24, 2009

WHAT'S REVEALING HERE... (via Jay Ostrander):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

April 23, 2009

GOOD THING THE UR GAVE IT A NEW AUDIENCE, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

April 22, 2009

THE CIA DOESN'T TRUST HIM AND CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS DON'T RESPECT HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM

QUITE LITERALLY ANTI-AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

April 21, 2009

MEANWHILE, THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE UR'S FOREIGN POLICY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

APPARENTLY HE ISN'T KIDDING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

April 20, 2009

TRIVIAL PURSUIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

April 19, 2009

WELL, OTHER THAN THE SMALL FACT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

April 18, 2009

GETTING SCHOOLED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

HE KNOWS WHEN TO FOLD 'EM, WHEN TO WALK AWAY AND WHEN TO RUN....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 PM

April 17, 2009

IT'S STRANGE TO HEAR COMMENTATORS SPEAK OF THE UR BRINGING AN END TO ARROGANCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

April 12, 2009

THE ONLY PLEDGE HE MADE THAT ISN'T PARENTHETICAL AT THIS POINT WAS TO BUY A DOG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 PM

April 11, 2009

ON THE OTHER HAND, HE WON'T GET PINNED WITH ANY OF THE BLAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 PM

OF COURSE, THE PIRATES HARDLY REQUIRE A 9-11 MINDSET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

April 10, 2009

OH, THE SHAME OF BEING A DEMOCRAT IN OBAMA'S AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:37 PM

DON'T MINCE WORDS, KARL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

April 9, 2009

WHEN HAVE JOE BIDEN AND THE TRUTH EVER BEEN ON SPEAKING TERMS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 PM

APPARENTLY HE THINKS IT'S ABOVE HIS PAY GRADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

THE THING TO KEEP IN MIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

April 8, 2009

I MUST HAVE MISSED SOMETHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

April 7, 2009

INEPTITUDE, NOT DHIMMITUDE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 PM

A PRESIDENT MORE CRAVEN THAN THE FRENCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

WELL, HE DOES LONG TO BE THE GIPPER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

April 6, 2009

DOES IT MATTER WHETHER HE'S PRAGMATIC OR WEAK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

A UNICORN RIDER DIVIDED AGAINST HIMSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

April 5, 2009

GOSH, HE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF BRINGING US ALL TOGETHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM

April 3, 2009

IT WAS A FUN PRESIDENCY WHILE IT LASTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

April 2, 2009

IS HE AWARE WE DON'T EVEN LET OUR FLAG FLY LOWER THAN THAT OF OTHER NATIONS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

A START SO AWFUL IT'S INDUCING CARTER NOSTALAGIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:46 PM

April 1, 2009

COULD WE BOOST HIS SALARY IN EXCHANGE FOR A PROMISE NEVER TO LEAVE THE ROSE GARDEN?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 PM

HOW ARE THINGS IN THE COLONIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM

SADLY, NOT AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:21 PM

March 31, 2009

OOPS, THEY DID IT AGAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM

EVEN JOE KLEIN THINKS W MADE US SAFER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:32 PM

WORDS WITHOUT MUSIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

BOY, THIS JUST ISN'T THE UR'S YEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

March 30, 2009

WHO KNEW THAT THE TOWN WAS POTEMKIN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 PM

THERE'S JUST ONE "R" THAT MATTERS...'RITHMETIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

March 27, 2009

WHO WAIVES THE WAIVERER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:34 PM

JOE DELANEY WASN'T IN THIS FAR OVER HIS HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:28 PM

March 26, 2009

CHEECH & CHONG & BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:10 PM

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NEW POLITICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

WHAT PRESIDENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

WE'RE STARTING TO DOUBT THE DARTMOUTH ECON DEPARTMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

March 25, 2009

CAN'T WE JUST FAST FORWARD TO NOVEMBER 2012?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

BOWLING WITH OBAMBI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

March 24, 2009

NOT EXACTLY PRIME MINISTER'S QUESTION TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 PM

COME INTO MY PARLOR SAID THE SPIDER TO THE FLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 PM

THE SHIP BE SINKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 PM

ONE SAD BY-PRODUCT OF ALL HUMOR BEING CONSERVATIVE....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:22 PM

TRIANGULATION IS HIS ONE PATH TO RE-ELECTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

March 23, 2009

RONALD REAGAN WAS TWENTY-SOMETHING YEARS OLDER, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

JUST TEND THE GARDEN, CHANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

WELL, THAT IS STILL 4 TIMES A YEAR TOO OFTEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BUNCH MORE RESET BUTTONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

DID IT REALLY TAKE HIM A WEEK TO REALIZE THE LAW IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

March 22, 2009

THE SAD THING FOR THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM

THE ECONOM ISTS NEED TO TEACH THE LAW PROFESSORS THE CONSTITUTION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 AM

A WASTING RESOURCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

BELIEVING IN HIS ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

March 21, 2009

YOU'D THINK THE CON LAW EXPERT MIGHT BE MORE CONCERNED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 PM

THE FIRST QUESTION IS, "WHY RESPOND TO A HAS BEEN UNDERLING?":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 PM

CAN'T SOMEBODY SHUT BARRY UP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

ONLY GUMBY IS MORE "FLEXIBLE":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:34 PM

NUANCE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

IT CAN'T BE MY FAULT, I WAS WORKING IN MY GARDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

March 20, 2009

NICE GARDENING GEAR, SWEETIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

JIMMY CARTER HAD HIS SWEATER, GERRY FORD HIS WIN BUTTONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

MEANWHILE, AS DEMOCRATS KEEP REMINDING US...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

March 19, 2009

THANK GOODNESS IT WASN'T TONY BLAIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

March 18, 2009

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO "NO!":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:19 PM

IDIOT-FRIENDLY, NOT IDIOT-PROOF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

March 17, 2009

YOU'D HATE CAPITALISM TOO IF YOU HAD NO CAPITAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 AM

March 16, 2009

THE METHOD TO THE DEMOCRATS' MADNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 PM

THE WORLD W LEFT BEHIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

March 15, 2009

CAN SANDY BERGER BE FAR BEHIND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

THE DEAN DISEMBARKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

FEEDING THE MEME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

March 14, 2009

A READ MY LIPS MOMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 PM

March 13, 2009

CONSERVATIVE EUROPE VS LIBERAL AMERICA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 PM

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WONDERING....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

AT THE END OF HISTORY, THE SUCCESS OF A LEADER OF THE LEFT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

March 12, 2009

WATCH OUT! HE'S GOT A KNIFE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

March 11, 2009

A JOB FOR WHICH THE UR ISN'T QUALIFIED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

March 10, 2009

SO WE KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE DEMOCRATIC FAMILY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 PM

OR AT LEAST I WAS A NEW DEMOCRAT UNTIL THE STAFF CORRECTED ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 PM

STIFFING THE AN GLOSPHERE AND SUCKING UP TO THE AXIS OF EVIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM

THEY'VE TAKEN HIS MEASURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

March 8, 2009

NOT QUITE LIKE BEING THE 100TH SENATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

NEW FED CHAIRMEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

THE TRANSITION WENT SO WELL UNTIL W LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

March 7, 2009

WHO'S THEIR MOOKIE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 PM

IT MAY BE A BIT UNFAIR... (via Roger's Rules):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM

YOU MEAN EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE HELPS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

March 6, 2009

EVEN JIMMY CARTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

YOU KEEP IT CLASSY, UR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 PM

March 5, 2009

CHARLES WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

March 4, 2009

THE TAIL THAT WAGS THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:30 PM

THOSE ARE REPUBLICAN SEATS, THEY'RE JUST BORROWING THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 PM

PANIC PASSES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

March 3, 2009

GORBACHEV SMILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

March 1, 2009

WE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT THE SIDES WERE GOING TO BE, THE UR AND THE GOP VS CONGRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

IGNORANCE IS HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

February 28, 2009

FURTHER OUT OVER HIS OWN SKIIS THAN EDDIE THE EAGLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 PM

February 27, 2009

CAN YOU TELL HE'S NEVER RUN ANYTHING BEFORE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

February 26, 2009

IF YOU CAN'T CONTEST YOUR OPPONENTS' ACTUAL ARGUMENTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 AM

February 25, 2009

IF THIS WERE ANIMAL PLANET HE'D BE THE WOUNDED GAZELLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:21 PM

THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON HE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:13 PM

February 24, 2009

HOW DOES JIM BAKER NOT HAVE A JOB IN THIS ADMINISTRATION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:15 PM

UNrEPUBLICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:22 PM

IT SEEMS UNFAIR TO DEPRIIVE SCOTT MCLELLAN OF THE TITLE FOR WORST PRESS SECRETARY EVER, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

February 22, 2009

EWWWWWW, IT HAS HIS COOTIES ON IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

February 19, 2009

JUST A MONTH IN AND LITTLE REMAINS OF THE CANDIDATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

February 16, 2009

HOW ASSASSINATION MADE US UNrEPUBLICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

OFF MESSAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

February 14, 2009

NOW THAT THE IDEALIST IS GONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

JUDGMENT AND COMPETENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

February 13, 2009

IT WAS THE SMOOTHEST TRANSITION IN THE HISTORY OF THE REPUBLIC...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

February 12, 2009

HOMEY JUST GOT PLAYED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM

FUN WHILE IT LASTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

February 11, 2009

OBAMA WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM

WASN'T IT JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO THAT COMEDIANS WERE TELLING US IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE FUN OF THE UR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:44 PM

February 10, 2009

UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

February 8, 2009

THE PROBLEM WITH TRYING TO GOVERN FROM CAMPAIGN MODE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:53 PM

THE U.R. VS THE DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

February 7, 2009

UM, AREN'T YOU LEAVING SOMETHING OUT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 PM

THE CHILDREN'S HOUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 PM

WHEREAS THEY KNEW A HUNGER STRIKE WOULDN'T WORK ON W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

OPPOSITE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM

"GENUINELY CONFLICTED":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

February 6, 2009

WHEN YOU DECIDE YOU'RE TIRED OF HAVING THE ADULTS IN CHARGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

COMPLETE ABANDON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

THE BEST INDICATOR OF THE WEAKNESS OF THE UR'S POSITION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

February 5, 2009

THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:58 AM

VOTERS DISLIKE SURPRISES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

February 4, 2009

FIRST, DO NO HARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

IT'S NOT JUST THAT THIS PLAN IS A POLITICAL DISASTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

THERE HAS TO BE A SPOT IN THIS ADMINISTRATION FOR MARV THRONEBERRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM

CONSIDER HOW MUCH OF THIS IS ALREADY BAKED IN THE CAKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

NO WONDER HE NEEDS TO RUN AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:16 AM

February 3, 2009

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 PM

February 1, 2009

ONE DIFFERENCE SO FAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

January 28, 2009

THE GOOD OLD CARTER YEARS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:06 PM

January 24, 2009

ON THE UNICORN'S HINDER LEGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

January 21, 2009

THE CARSWELL PRECEDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:26 PM

"IT STUNK BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LOVED IT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 AM

January 20, 2009

HOW LONG BEFORE HE'S TELLING US TO WEAR SWEATERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 PM

THE "IT STUNK, BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LOVED IT" SCHOOL OF ANALYSIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

January 12, 2009

IS IT TOO SOON TO BRING OUT THE KILLER RABBIT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM