January 20, 2020
January 6, 2020
January 2, 2020
December 18, 2019
WHEN YOU STARE INTO THE CHEETO...:
WHEN EVEN A WRIST SLAP GOES TOO FAR:
December 9, 2019
IT WILL BE LIKE DONALD NEVER EXISTED:
December 3, 2019
November 24, 2019
November 23, 2019
November 11, 2019
October 7, 2019
WE'LL EVEN PRETEND HE HAS FACE TO SAVE:
September 20, 2019
September 8, 2019
September 3, 2019
August 28, 2019
LIKE AN ANTI-STALIN PRAVDA:
August 26, 2019
RIGHT IDEA, WRONG TARGET (profanity alert):
THE FIRST PRESIDENT EVER TO LOSE TO FRANCE:
August 17, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 15, 2019
July 31, 2019
July 28, 2019
July 14, 2019
July 12, 2019
July 2, 2019
June 28, 2019
June 27, 2019
June 25, 2019
June 23, 2019
June 19, 2019
June 11, 2019
June 8, 2019
June 5, 2019
May 27, 2019
HE COULDN'T EVEN HIRE A SPEER:
May 26, 2019
May 24, 2019
May 17, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 15, 2019
May 9, 2019
May 4, 2019
April 24, 2019
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
April 15, 2019
April 10, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 8, 2019
April 7, 2019
April 4, 2019
DONALD WHO (profanity alert):
April 2, 2019
March 28, 2019
March 15, 2019
March 6, 2019
February 21, 2019
YOU'RE IGNORING HIS GLORIOUS 6G WIN!:
February 17, 2019
February 14, 2019
February 13, 2019
IT'S A DEFLATIONARY EPOCH:
February 12, 2019
February 11, 2019
YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT, SHE'S REALLY UP ON THINGS:
February 7, 2019
WHICH IS STILL WAY TOO MUCH TO SPEND:
February 5, 2019
February 4, 2019
February 2, 2019
January 31, 2019
January 30, 2019
January 29, 2019
January 27, 2019
January 16, 2019
December 24, 2018
December 23, 2018
December 17, 2018
December 10, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 26, 2018
November 20, 2018
November 17, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 27, 2018
October 18, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 17, 2018
September 29, 2018
September 25, 2018
September 4, 2018
August 28, 2018
NO FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND:
August 22, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 16, 2018
August 14, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 10, 2018
August 7, 2018
August 3, 2018
August 2, 2018
July 29, 2018
July 26, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 12, 2018
July 10, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
June 24, 2018
ONLY DONALD CAN SLOW THE OBAMA BOOM:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 21, 2018
WHICH PART OF THIS DEMONSTRATES THE MOST IGNORANCE?:
May 8, 2018
May 1, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 25, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 15, 2018
April 9, 2018
April 4, 2018
March 31, 2018
March 23, 2018
March 9, 2018
February 28, 2018
February 27, 2018
February 25, 2018
February 21, 2018
February 20, 2018
February 14, 2018
February 9, 2018
February 5, 2018
January 30, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 21, 2018
NOT NOT THE NEW YORK TIMES:
TO A LIBERAL, LIFE IS TRAGEDY; TO A CONSERVATIVE, COMEDY:
January 19, 2018
January 14, 2018
January 12, 2018
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING:
January 11, 2018
January 9, 2018
January 7, 2018
THANK YOU, MADAME PRESIDENT:
January 6, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 3, 2018
THE MAN AT THE END OF THE CHAIN (profanity alert):
THE REGULATORY PRESIDENT:
January 1, 2018
December 30, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 29, 2017
December 23, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 19, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 11, 2017
November 15, 2017
LITTLE IN HIS LITTLE HAND:
November 13, 2017
THE OBJECTIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN PRESIDENT:
November 12, 2017
November 7, 2017
November 5, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
November 3, 2017
November 1, 2017
October 31, 2017
October 29, 2017
BOILING DOWN TO A BEER HALL BASE:
October 26, 2017
October 19, 2017
October 18, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
October 17, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
October 15, 2017
THE ONLY FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND ARE THE dEEP sTATE'S:
October 14, 2017
October 13, 2017
October 12, 2017
October 11, 2017
YOU KNOW IT'S FAKE NEWS BECAUSE THEY PRETEND IT WAS EVER RAVELED:
THE GIRLS DON'T SEEM TO CARE TONIGHT:
October 5, 2017
THE MORON WANTS TO SEE YOU:
October 4, 2017
October 3, 2017
October 1, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
September 28, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 22, 2017
September 16, 2017
September 2, 2017
IT'S A REPUBLIC; WE ARE THE dEEP sTATE:
August 31, 2017
August 30, 2017
August 29, 2017
August 24, 2017
NO ONE HATES JUST LIEBNIZ:
August 22, 2017
August 21, 2017
August 18, 2017
August 16, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
August 15, 2017
August 9, 2017
August 7, 2017
LITTLE FINGER THINKS YOU WIN BY CREATING VOIDS:
August 5, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 4, 2017
August 3, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
August 2, 2017
August 1, 2017
July 31, 2017
July 29, 2017
July 28, 2017
July 26, 2017
SEEMS LIKE JUST WEEKS AGO...:
July 25, 2017
July 24, 2017
July 23, 2017
July 20, 2017
HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN AND THEY DRAGGED HIM IN WITH THEM:
July 18, 2017
July 14, 2017
July 13, 2017
July 6, 2017
July 5, 2017
July 2, 2017
IF HE CAN'T STAY AS FAR AWAY AS NIKKI...:
June 30, 2017
June 28, 2017
June 23, 2017
June 22, 2017
June 21, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
June 19, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
June 18, 2017
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT DONALD ISN'T AN INNOVATOR...:
June 15, 2017
VLAD AND DONALD DO NOT UNDERSTAND AMERICA:
June 14, 2017
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE SURPLUS:
June 13, 2017
June 12, 2017
NO WONDER HE GOES BANKRUPT SO OFTEN:
June 11, 2017
WAIT, GOOGLE CALENDAR DOESN'T HAVE A SETTING FOR 3RD OF NEVER:
June 10, 2017
HE CAN ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE TAPES LATER...:
June 9, 2017
LET'S SOAK HIM FOR ALL WE CAN GET:
June 8, 2017
DELIVERING THE DO-NOTHING PRESIDENCY WE HOPED FOR:
June 6, 2017
SHE'S USING, NOT BEING USED:
EXTENDING THE OBAMA YEARS AS FAR AS WE CAN:
June 4, 2017
June 3, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
June 2, 2017
May 27, 2017
May 18, 2017
May 11, 2017
May 8, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 7, 2017
May 5, 2017
May 3, 2017
THERE ARE NO BAKERS OR KISSINGERS THERE:
May 2, 2017
May 1, 2017
THEY'RE JUST LIKE DONALD:
April 30, 2017
LIKE A FISH IN THE WATER, LIKE A BIRD IN THE AIR:
April 29, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 28, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
IT'S A COMEDY, NOT A TRAGEDY:
April 27, 2017
IT SEEMS PRETTY UNFAIR TO DONALD...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE (profanity alert):
JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:
HAMSTRUNG BY THE CONSTITUTION, CONGRESS AND THE COURT:
HE OUGHT TO BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF FRANCE:
April 26, 2017
CHEETO-HEADED SURRENDER MONKEY:
April 25, 2017
April 21, 2017
April 12, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
INCLUDING "AND" AND "THE":
April 10, 2017
WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS, IVANKA GETS:
THE KEY IS TO DISTANCE THE ADMINISTRATION FROM DONALD?:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 9, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 6, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 4, 2017
April 3, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 30, 2017
IT TOOK ELECTING A BUSINESSMAN...:
March 29, 2017
March 24, 2017
March 22, 2017
March 20, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 19, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 17, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 13, 2017
March 3, 2017
AS THE ELECTION SHOWED...:
February 28, 2017
February 17, 2017
February 16, 2017
February 12, 2017
February 8, 2017
February 7, 2017
February 6, 2017
January 30, 2017
REPUBLICANS VS THE RIGHT:
January 26, 2017
PAYIN' THE COST TO BE THE BAAS:
NO ONE THINKS DONALD UNDERSTANDS THE CONSTITUTION:
January 25, 2017
January 24, 2017
January 20, 2017
January 19, 2017
January 16, 2017
January 13, 2017
January 9, 2017
January 8, 2017
December 21, 2016
December 15, 2016
CONGRESS IS THE SHARK; HE'S A PILOT FISH:
December 14, 2016
THE LEADER OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY:
December 12, 2016
December 9, 2016
December 6, 2016
IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:
December 5, 2016
December 4, 2016
November 29, 2016
November 27, 2016
November 20, 2016
November 19, 2016