MITT ROMNEY Archives

November 23, 2012

HE ASKED FOR THAT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2012

BAD MESSENGER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2012

SOMETHING PERSONAL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 10, 2012

MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE DOESN'T GET THE MODERN ECONOMY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2012

STIRRED, NOT SHAKEN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2012

WERE THEY NOT LISTENING TO THE ETCH-A-SKETCH STUFF?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2012

BIPARTISAN MITT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 20, 2012

TIME FOR A "SERIAL CHIEF EXECUTIVE"

Posted by orrinj at 10:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2012

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ADVANTAGE OF HAVING GOVERNED:

Posted by orrinj at 11:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 18, 2012

PATHWAY TO THE PRESIDENCY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE WAS GOVERNOR OF MASSACHUSETTS...WE KNOW WHAT HE IS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2012

WE ARE ALL NEOCONOMISTS NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 13, 2012

THE BENEFITS OF RETURNING TO OPEN BORDERS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 11, 2012

PIVOTING IS ITS OWN REWARD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2012

THERE IS NO CONSERVATISM WITHOUT COMPASSION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 21, 2012

MORE IMPORTANTLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2012

AND A NOMINEE WHO WANTS TO GOVERN, NOT JUST BE PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 28, 2012

THE REFORMATION ROLLS ON:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2012

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOMETIMES GOOD GUYS FINISH FIRST:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2012

WITH ALL DUE REGARD TO FRIEND LAWLER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2012

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2012

THE OTHER OPEN BORDERS CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 17, 2012

THE CHOICE BETWEEN JOBS AND WEALTH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 16, 2012

"AND THEIR ERRORS":

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2012

W SHOULD HAVE DONE IT IN '04, BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S GOT THE LOOK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AFTER ALL...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 2, 2012

AN HONEST MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 1, 2012

WHAT NEITHER SIDE GRASPS IS THAT IT'S ALL JUST OPPORTUNITIES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2012

MUDDLING THROUGH

Posted by Stephen Judd at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2012

OUTSOURCING OUR CAMPAIGNS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 9, 2012

OPENING TO OPEN BORDERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 6, 2012

JUST CUT STRAIGHT TO THE OPEN BORDERS, NO ONE WILL MIND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2012

GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY'LL HATE YOU FOR IT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 4, 2012

GETTING TO KNOW YOU:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2012

MITT WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 23, 2012

REFORMATION IS WHAT WE DO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 21, 2012

FAITH OF OUR FATHERS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MITT IS THE CLINTON DEMOCRAT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 20, 2012

THERE'S MITT'S RUNNING MATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BY HIS FAITH SHALL YE KNOW HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 12:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2012

BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO THE PRIMARIES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 13, 2012

AMORPHOUSNESS IS THE BEST STRATEGY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 9, 2012

ETCHING THE OPEN BORDERS SKETCH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2012

HE'S ACTUALLY BEEN AN EXECUTIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2012

OPENING THE BORDERS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 25, 2012

WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 24, 2012

THE COLONISTS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2012

THE PRIMARIES ARE OVER, TIME TO RETURN TO DECENCY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 13, 2012

ONE CAN'T HELP NOTICING...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2012

AND HEADED INTO THE OBAMA COLLIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

"FINE, THEN I'LL PASS THE DEMOCRATS COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM"

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2012

EXCEPT THAT STANDARD RULES OUT MERE LEGISLATORS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 25, 2012

WHICH IS JUST ANOTHER ARGUMENT AGAINST IMMIGRATION LIMITS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2012

SETTING UP MITT'S COME TO JESUS MOMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 21, 2012

ONE OF THE NICE THINGS ABOUT BEING IN THE GROWN-UP PARTY...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 17, 2012

IT WAS ONLY EVER A MATTER OF WHICH GOVERNOR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2012

AS WELL AS A MORMON COULD CONCEIVABLY DO IN STATES THAT THINK THE UR IS A MUSLIM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2012

THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 6, 2012

GRAIN? IT'S A VENEER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ATARI REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 4, 2012

WIN AFTER WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2012

NO MATTER HOW FAR HE VEERS TO THE RIGHT FOR THE NOMINATION...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 29, 2012

SHARPENING THE DULL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 24, 2012

NO ONE SERIOUSLY THINKS HE'S A WAHOO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 23, 2012

SO IT ISN'T SIMPLE AND IT STILL PUNISHES INCOME?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2012

THERE IS NO AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2012

PAVING THE WAY FOR HIS COME TO MORONI MOMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2012

NOW THAT HE'S WON, HE JUST NEEDS A "COMPREHENSIVE REFORM" OF HIS OWN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ONE FATE YOU WANT TO AVOID...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2012

THE QUINTESSENTIAL KINSLEY GAFFE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST THE WAY THEY DREW IT UP:

Posted by orrinj at 2:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THOUGH IT ONLY REQUIRES A COUPLE OF VERTEBRAE TO BEAT NEWT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2012

HE WENT ALL OPEN BORDERS JUST IN TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SORT OF DRUBBING HE SHOULD ADMINISTER TO SUCH A WEAK FIELD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2012

THE POINT BEING, IT WAS EASY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST WAIT UNTIL HE OUTLINES HIS COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM (AKA, AMNESTY):

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 28, 2012

YOU WANT TO SEE PANDERING? JUST WAIT 'TIL HE WRAPS UP THE NOMINATION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2012

WHICH IS WHY IT WAS A CONSERVATIVE PROPOSAL IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND AMNESTY IS LEGALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2012

THE POINT BEING, NO REFORM IS NEEDED, JUST TINKERING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 15, 2012

THE BAIN ADVANTAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PASSING THE MANTLE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2012

ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 11:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2012

THE GIFT OF INEPT FOES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRESIDENT ROMNEY COULD GO A LONG WAY TOWARDS FIXING THAT, EH?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2012

EVEN THE FULL-MOONERS ARE GETTING ON BOARD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO WIDE YOU CAN'T GET OVER IT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN'T REALLY OVERSTATE HIS ACHIEVEMENT IN WINNING IA:

Posted by orrinj at 2:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

VALUES VOTING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2012

SOFTNESS MASQUERADING AS STRENGTH?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2012

EARLY SYMPTOMS OF RDS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 6, 2012

MITTENS' PATCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HAS ANYONE EVER WON ALL THREE?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S THE PARTY OF THE HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2012

MITT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AS GOOD AS W...

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WINNING LIKE A GUY WHO'S RUN STUFF BEFORE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT, PLUS GUYS FROM MA ALWAYS WIN HERE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IA WAS A BOLD MOVE FOR A GUY DEFINED BY HIS RISK AVERSION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)