HEALTH/MEDICINE Archives

May 28, 2007

SOONER OR LATER WE'LL LEARN SOMETHING OUR FOREFATHERS DIDN'T KNOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM | Comments (0)

May 21, 2007

MEATLESS IS MURDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM | Comments (4)

IT HAS TO BE THE DEFAULT SETTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (0)

May 17, 2007

ISN'T THE DEMOCRATIC LINE THAT IT WON'T SAVE ANY MONEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM | Comments (0)

YET "CONSERVATIVES" CHASED THE BEST CONGRESS WE'VE EVER HAD OUT OF TOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM | Comments (8)

May 15, 2007

BECAUSE MURDERERS DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ACCOMPLICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (5)

May 14, 2007

THE CAMEL'S NOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM | Comments (2)

May 9, 2007

GOTTA CUT BACK ON THE WASABI, HOMEYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM | Comments (2)

May 5, 2007

FUNNY SORT OF HOOVERVILLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM | Comments (7)

May 3, 2007

SINCE HEALTH CARE IS JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER GOOD THESE DAYS...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM | Comments (0)

...AND BETTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:02 PM | Comments (5)

April 30, 2007

THEY'LL KNOW FUNKYTOWN BETTER THAN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM | Comments (5)

April 28, 2007

VITAL ATTRACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 PM | Comments (0)

April 24, 2007

A TEMPLATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM | Comments (0)

April 15, 2007

AND THE CONSUMER SHALL LEAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM | Comments (3)

April 11, 2007

THERE'S NO BETTER SNACK THAN A BOWL OF CEREAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM | Comments (1)

NOW HERE'S A CONTEST FOR YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM | Comments (2)

April 10, 2007

SHHHHHH...THE REVOLUTION MUST NOT BE NOTICED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM | Comments (4)

April 8, 2007

WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN-HEARTED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM | Comments (0)

April 5, 2007

MORE IS LESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:49 AM | Comments (2)

April 4, 2007

SPOTTY MEDICINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 PM | Comments (0)

April 3, 2007

IF THEY LOOK THEY FIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM | Comments (0)

March 30, 2007

IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH THE 5 YEAR OLD CAN KICK YOUR BUTT IN MONKEYBALL? (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM | Comments (3)

March 28, 2007

HEIMLICH? HE WAS WORKIN' HER LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM | Comments (1)

March 27, 2007

READ WITHOUT YOUR SPOUSE THINKING YOU'RE LAZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM | Comments (6)

IF WE NEEDED STENTS WE'D EVOLVE THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 23, 2007

CATCHING UP TO THE REBEL-IN-CHIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM | Comments (1)

March 22, 2007

THE SKY IS RISING, THE SKY IS RISING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

March 20, 2007

SPARE THE DRUGS, SPOIL THE ADULTS' DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM | Comments (1)

March 15, 2007

PLUS, NO PULP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM | Comments (4)

March 14, 2007

TO NAP IS TO FIGHT IGNORANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

March 13, 2007

WE'RE JOLLY, DON'T YOU KNOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM | Comments (4)

March 10, 2007

DRUGGING BOYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM | Comments (2)

March 7, 2007

SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND...EVEN IF NOT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 PM | Comments (2)

March 5, 2007

THEY SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM | Comments (1)

CHURCHILL'S DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM | Comments (2)

February 28, 2007

MIGHT HELP IF THEY DIDN'T FILL THE SAME PRESCRIPTION THREE TIMES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 PM | Comments (3)

BUSH/WYDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

February 26, 2007

CHEER UP, CHARLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM | Comments (5)

February 22, 2007

JUST THE TIP OF THE HEISENBERG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

February 12, 2007

JUST BEING HEART HEALTHY HONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM | Comments (5)

January 10, 2007

THE BEAUTY OF ROWDY IS THAT HE ISN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM | Comments (4)

January 9, 2007

IF YOU BELIEVE LIFE IS A TRAGEDY, YOURS WILL BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:44 PM

...AND CHEAPER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM | Comments (2)

JUST WAITING TO BE DONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM | Comments (2)

January 8, 2007

JUST KEEPING THE SEATS WARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM | Comments (1)

December 20, 2006

SAVED BY SUDOKU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM | Comments (4)

December 17, 2006

THEY DON'T CALL IT SAL-VATION FOR NOTHIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM | Comments (1)

December 16, 2006

FEATHER-HEADED THINKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 AM | Comments (3)

FOLKS DON'T WANT IT UNLESS YOU CRANK UP A FAKE HYSTERIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

December 15, 2006

MAYBE HE COULD PUT ON SOME BARRY WHITE AND LIGHT SOME INCENSE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM | Comments (8)

GEE, MESSING WITH CREATION SEEMED SUCH A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

December 14, 2006

WE'LL KEEP THE PAIN, THANKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM | Comments (1)

BUT CAN HE GET DEMOCRATS TO BACK A PLAN THAT PRIVATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (1)

December 13, 2006

A TYPICAL DAY FOR THE GOP MAJORITY (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM | Comments (1)

THE CRUSADER STATE EXTENDS THE COVENANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

December 5, 2006

QUICK, PRETEND TO CARE... (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 AM | Comments (4)

December 3, 2006

BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:03 PM

WHAT DOES SCIENCE HAVE TO DO WITH IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM | Comments (2)

THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM | Comments (3)

November 30, 2006

AS "AUTISM" BECOMES "SPECIES":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 PM | Comments (7)

MY MATH'S NOT SO GOOD....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 PM | Comments (2)

WINNING THE CULTURE WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM | Comments (5)

November 27, 2006

YET THE GOP RAN ON PERPETUAL WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

November 23, 2006

THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HELP THEM, JUST CONTROL THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM | Comments (1)

October 25, 2006

JUST DON'T TRY WEARING ONE WHEN YOU MEET WITH GORDON BROWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM | Comments (7)

...AND HEALTHIER... (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM | Comments (2)

October 24, 2006

WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE IT ALSO TURNS THEM INTO GIANT [RHYMES WITH TRIX]:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM | Comments (15)

October 21, 2006

THEIR PUPPIES DON'T HAVE ADD OR AUTISM EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM | Comments (3)

October 19, 2006

YET FOLKS STILL DOUBT THERE'S A GOD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM | Comments (8)

WHAT DOES EFFECTIVENESS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 17, 2006

THE BASTARD CHILDREN OF CLAIRE HUXTABLE (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 PM

WHO KNEW IT WAS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM | Comments (4)

October 5, 2006

CREATIVE DISRUPTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:43 PM | Comments (8)

NEOCONOMIST IN CHIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM | Comments (1)

October 4, 2006

GETTING AHEAD OF THE CURVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

FIRST YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE UNIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 3, 2006

SHOULDN'T ONLY THE RICH BENEFIT FROM THIS TAX SHELTER? (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM | Comments (8)

PROGRESSING BACKWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM | Comments (1)

October 2, 2006

GENIUS OFTEN LIES IN NOTICING THE OBVIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM | Comments (12)

HEAD, NOT LUNGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM | Comments (1)

September 29, 2006

WHO'S MORE DISAPPOINTED THAT THE PROGRAM WORKS SO WELL...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM | Comments (4)

September 21, 2006

MY BODY GUARD (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM | Comments (5)

September 18, 2006

YOU'D HOLD OUT FOR ANOTHER TOO IF THEY'RE INCREASING BY A FACTOR OF 10:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM | Comments (1)

September 13, 2006

THE COMMODIFICATION OF MEDICINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM | Comments (2)

September 12, 2006

NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US AGENT ORANGE ONLY CAUSES ACNE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 PM | Comments (3)

August 27, 2006

TWO-FER (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM | Comments (1)

August 23, 2006

SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM | Comments (1)

August 5, 2006

A MINIMUM WAIT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM | Comments (7)

August 3, 2006

V-9:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM | Comments (8)

August 1, 2006

COMPETITION IS GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM | Comments (8)

July 30, 2006

MY, WHAT A SMALL BEAK YOU HAVE, GRANDMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM | Comments (22)

July 27, 2006

THUS THE BASEMENT RULE (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM | Comments (11)

July 18, 2006

BUTTERY GOODNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM | Comments (4)

July 16, 2006

MAYBE THEY COULD START SMOKING TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM | Comments (4)

July 14, 2006

COFFIN NAILING YOUR WOMB?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM | Comments (6)

July 8, 2006

COME BACK PRESIDENT SUMMERS, ALL IS FORGIVEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM | Comments (2)

June 28, 2006

WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO KILL YOU?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM | Comments (22)

June 24, 2006

DON'T TRY AND CONFUSE US WITH THE FACTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 PM | Comments (3)

NOTHING A REAL ENERGY CRISIS WOULDN'T FIX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

June 21, 2006

SLEEP IS MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN WORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM | Comments (1)

June 17, 2006

TO MARKET, TO MARKET, TO BUY A...ADVANCED MEDICAL PROCEDURE IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

June 15, 2006

FIRST, DO NO HARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM | Comments (1)

June 13, 2006

DID THEY SAVE THESE REPORTS FOR FATHERS DAY WEEK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM | Comments (9)

YET ADVOCATES ARE STILL PIMPING THE HOAX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM | Comments (12)

June 12, 2006

ANY DAY NOW WE'LL LEARN SOMETHING OUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T KNOW....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM | Comments (10)

A PARTY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S WINNING THE REVOLUTION (via mc):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM | Comments (1)

June 10, 2006

LEARN FROM BILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM | Comments (20)

June 8, 2006

SOONER OR LATER WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING OUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T KNOW (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

June 5, 2006

THE THIRD WAY IN ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM | Comments (3)

ALL ABOUT WHO YOUR ALLIES ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM | Comments (1)

June 2, 2006

MEDICARE REFORM IN ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM | Comments (1)

May 28, 2006

PIPE THE WASTE AWAY FROM LIVING AREAS, WASH YOUR HANDS, STOP SMOKING, AFFORD 2000 CALORIES A DAY-- THE REST IS DECORATIVE (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:14 AM | Comments (12)

MERCURY FALLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM | Comments (3)

EVEN GOD CAN'T HIT A ONE IRON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM | Comments (3)

May 27, 2006

WHAT FLEXIBILITY BUYS YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 PM | Comments (2)

May 25, 2006

YEAH, BUT THEY DON'T DISRUPT CLASS ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM | Comments (1)

May 23, 2006

FOOD, SOAP & PRAYER (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM | Comments (22)

MORE A GEORGESEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM | Comments (11)

May 22, 2006

A: NOT EUROPEANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 PM | Comments (6)

May 19, 2006

IF IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM | Comments (1)

OWNERSHIP IN OKLAHOMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM | Comments (3)

May 18, 2006

MAYBE RITALIN CAUSES AUTISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:56 PM | Comments (12)

May 17, 2006

HARD TO SEE HOW IT COULD HAVE GONE ANY BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

May 16, 2006

WHICH IS WHY YOU PRETEND TO HAVE DEADLINES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM | Comments (4)

May 12, 2006

THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION, RIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 PM | Comments (4)

May 11, 2006

FOLKLORIC EVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM | Comments (1)

May 10, 2006

PURITAN CONSUMERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 PM | Comments (2)

May 9, 2006

CONFUSING DIAGNOSIS WITH DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM | Comments (13)

May 8, 2006

HE JUST KEEPS PILING UP WINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM | Comments (7)

May 5, 2006

LUCKY THEY WEREN'T PLAYING HEARTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

April 27, 2006

THANKS, NANCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM | Comments (1)

April 25, 2006

PATIENT, HEAL THYSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 PM | Comments (10)

April 20, 2006

YOU LIVE AWHILE IN A PURITAN NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 AM | Comments (22)

April 19, 2006

PARCELLING OUT RATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 11, 2006

IF THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT THEN IT ISN'T PRIVATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:57 PM | Comments (4)

LOSE THE STENCH, ADD PATRONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM | Comments (21)

April 5, 2006

WITH NATIONAL HEALTH COMES NATIONAL NUTRITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM | Comments (7)

April 3, 2006

ALL OF THE RIGHT'S "DEFEATS" HAVE BEEN WINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM | Comments (4)

March 29, 2006

"SORRY," BEATS THE HECK OUT OF A TORT CLAIM (via Raoul Ortega):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 PM | Comments (3)

March 26, 2006

HEY, JIMMY CARTER DID SOMETHING GOOD, FOR ONCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM | Comments (7)

March 22, 2006

IF THEY CARED ABOUT SUCH THINGS THEY WOULDN'T SMOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 PM | Comments (1)

March 15, 2006

THE APPLICATION ISN'T ALL THAT PLEASANT THOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM | Comments (6)

March 14, 2006

STOCKING THE GUILT BANK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM | Comments (5)

March 10, 2006

DOCTORS WITHOUT MORALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM | Comments (11)

March 8, 2006

NO DUH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 PM | Comments (20)

March 7, 2006

LIVE FREE OF SMOKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM | Comments (37)

February 27, 2006

THOSE TRICKY DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM | Comments (7)

February 24, 2006

PUTS THE AMERICAN BACK IN TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 PM | Comments (6)

February 23, 2006

HE CAN SEE THE CART, BUT CAN'T DISCERN THE HORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM | Comments (1)

February 22, 2006

THANKS, W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM | Comments (1)

February 21, 2006

THE SHOPPERS HAVE SWITCHED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM | Comments (3)

February 19, 2006

IT'S DONE TO THE KIDS--IT'S FOR THE ADULTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM | Comments (2)

February 18, 2006

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MEDICAL PROGRESS, JUST SANITATION & HYGIENE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM | Comments (6)

February 16, 2006

CONSUMER GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:01 PM | Comments (7)

February 14, 2006

BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 PM | Comments (8)

ANOTHER RATIONALISM DOWN THE TUBES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM | Comments (4)

February 13, 2006

IT ONLY TOOK THEM 6 YEARS TO FIGURE HIM OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM | Comments (11)

February 12, 2006

HOW ROVE DOES IT (via Tom Morin and Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM | Comments (5)

WOULD YOU TRUST A COLLEGE FRESHMAN? (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM | Comments (11)

February 10, 2006

BLAME W (via Timothy Goddard):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM | Comments (6)

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT BEEF, WHY'D HE MAKE COWS SO SLOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM | Comments (19)

PULLING COFFIN NAILS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM | Comments (41)

February 8, 2006

HEY, HONEY, BRING HOME A BUCKET OF KFC, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 AM | Comments (11)

February 7, 2006

GOOD PAPERCLIPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM | Comments (7)

STARVING THE BEAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM | Comments (11)

January 31, 2006

ANTI-SMOKING IS A MARKET FORCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM | Comments (19)

January 30, 2006

RESTORING INCENTIVES AND REWARDING GOOD BEHAVIOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM | Comments (2)

January 25, 2006

ALLIGATOR ARMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM | Comments (10)

January 21, 2006

LIKE GIVING THE MICK A NEW LIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM | Comments (10)

January 19, 2006

FINALLY, A SPOT IN CHICAGO MORE DISGUSTING THAN LOWER WACKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM | Comments (7)

January 10, 2006

NO MORE BROKEBACK HOSPITAL? (via Bruce Cleaver):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM | Comments (14)

January 5, 2006

A RUN OF GOOD NEWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM | Comments (6)

DUDE, YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH MY MIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM | Comments (3)

December 21, 2005

AH, MODERN SCIENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

December 12, 2005

HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR HYSTERICS, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 PM | Comments (2)

December 11, 2005

HER YOU COULD SEE SCHIAVOING (via Brian Boys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:30 PM | Comments (1)

December 9, 2005

MCCAIN SUPPLIES THE VOTES & JEB THE PLATFORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

November 30, 2005

IT'S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT FOR THE FRENCH SINCE THEY ALL HAVE TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM | Comments (6)

November 28, 2005

TYPHOID J-LO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM | Comments (6)

SIC TRANSIT EMPIRICISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM | Comments (9)

THE COVEN VS. THE COVENANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM | Comments (14)

November 21, 2005

NOT TO MENTION, IT'S FOR SISSIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM | Comments (3)

November 16, 2005

IT'S A START:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

November 13, 2005

IT'S ABOUT SAVINGS, NOT MEDICINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM | Comments (16)

November 4, 2005

MAKING KIDS PAY THE PRICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM | Comments (13)

October 24, 2005

THOSE WHO CAN LEAST AFFORD IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 PM | Comments (13)

October 22, 2005

IT ONLY LOOKS DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 PM | Comments (5)

October 21, 2005

CRANK UP THE LEFTY WAILING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM | Comments (7)

October 20, 2005

ONE OF THOSE DAYS DOCTORS WOULD AS SOON CALL IN SICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM | Comments (4)

October 16, 2005

BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MYSELF (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM | Comments (3)

October 12, 2005

MY SIN GOOD, YOUR SIN BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:32 PM | Comments (7)

October 11, 2005

TOO FRENCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM | Comments (7)

October 7, 2005

WHY NOT SERVE THE U.S. COMPANIES AND THE CONSUMERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM | Comments (4)

BUT DRUGGING THEM IS SO MUCH EASIER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 PM | Comments (2)

October 6, 2005

IT'D MAKE KATRINA LOOK LIKE A RAIN STORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM | Comments (70)

October 2, 2005

FOX BUTTERFIELD WANNABE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM | Comments (10)

September 22, 2005

DON'T CALL THEM COFFIN NAILS FOR NOTHIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM | Comments (12)

September 7, 2005

TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO COUPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (3)

August 31, 2005

GEE, EXCESSIVE SELF-ABSORPTION SEEMS SO HEALTHY (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM | Comments (6)

August 30, 2005

ALL IN YOUR MIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM | Comments (8)

August 29, 2005

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM | Comments (13)

August 26, 2005

ANY DAY NOW THERE'LL BE AN ACTUAL ADVANCE IN MEDICINE FROM WHAT OUR ANCESTORS KNEW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM | Comments (15)

August 25, 2005

IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU'D HAVE TO HATE LIFE... (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM | Comments (22)

August 24, 2005

RATHER DEAD THAN OFFENDED (via Bob Tremblay):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM | Comments (1)

August 23, 2005

MORE MONKEY CHOW, PLEASE (via Michael Herdegen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 PM | Comments (5)

IF WE AREN'T KILLING WE'RE MUDDLED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM | Comments (1)

BUT I JUST KNOW WE'RE BETTER OFF....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (16)

August 16, 2005

THE PATIENTS OF JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 PM | Comments (6)

August 13, 2005

NO, YOU TELL HER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM | Comments (8)

August 11, 2005

THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE TO BLAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM | Comments (15)

August 9, 2005

THEY MAY BE SMALLER FOR A REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 PM | Comments (4)

July 27, 2005

SO MUCH FOR RANDOMNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (2)

July 21, 2005

UNVACCINATED, NOW UNWASHED (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:02 PM | Comments (13)

July 20, 2005

GOTTA BLAME SOMEBODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM | Comments (31)

July 14, 2005

IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:00 PM | Comments (12)

July 11, 2005

HANOVER HERETICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM | Comments (25)

July 8, 2005

DID DOLE FUND THE RESEARCH (via Michael Herdegen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:05 PM | Comments (2)

July 6, 2005

APPARENTLY HE TAKES THESE COVENANTS PRETTY SERIOUSLY (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM | Comments (32)

July 5, 2005

FIRST ORDER...A BURGER (via M Ali Choudhury):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM | Comments (4)

July 2, 2005

CONNECTING CHOICES TO COSTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 PM | Comments (6)

JACQUES WHO'S?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM | Comments (9)

July 1, 2005

DUBIOUSER AND DUBIOUSER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 PM | Comments (61)

June 30, 2005

THAT'S WHAT ATTICS ARE FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM | Comments (10)

June 29, 2005

COULD THEY HAVE TOLD US THAT WHEN WE WERE PUBESCENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM | Comments (5)

June 28, 2005

LIBERAL HEALTH CARE--EVERY HOSPITAL A KING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (2)

June 26, 2005

SOMEONE NEVER LEARNED TO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 PM | Comments (7)

June 22, 2005

THEY'RE AMERICANS, AREN'T THEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 PM | Comments (7)

June 19, 2005

WE NEED MORE HYSTERIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM | Comments (2)

June 17, 2005

WHAT IF YOUR 100 YARD DASH TAKES 6 MINUTES? (via Michael Herdegen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM | Comments (2)

June 15, 2005

GEE, YOU MEAN IT WASN'T ABOUT HUMANITARIANISM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM | Comments (4)

June 13, 2005

NOW MAKE THEM A MANDATORY MINIMUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

June 12, 2005

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (7)

June 11, 2005

MAN MADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM | Comments (16)

May 28, 2005

BOWING TO THE INEVITABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM | Comments (3)

May 25, 2005

WHERE'S BERTON ROUECHE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM | Comments (6)

May 17, 2005

POOL WATER YOU CAN DRINK (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM | Comments (13)

YOU WANNA BE P.C. OR GET WELL? (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (9)

May 9, 2005

I BET HIM $100 THAT HE LOSES (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:04 PM | Comments (10)

April 28, 2005

ODDLY ENOUGH, THEY'RE FOUND ONLY IN MA (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM | Comments (20)

April 25, 2005

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

April 22, 2005

I TYPE, THEREFORE I DON'T THINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM | Comments (10)

April 20, 2005

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:55 PM | Comments (12)

April 15, 2005

TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:31 PM

April 14, 2005

THERE'S A REASON WE DON'T HAVE HUMPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM | Comments (3)

April 13, 2005

ANYONE THINK A BAN ON PENILE IMPLANTS WOULD STAND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM | Comments (8)

QUIT BUGGING THEM (US):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM | Comments (17)

April 11, 2005

AT LAST, A COMMODITY WITH A FUTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM | Comments (2)

April 10, 2005

THEY SHOULD ONLY BE FREELY AVAILABLE IF THEY CAUSE DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 AM | Comments (6)

April 7, 2005

PUSHER PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM | Comments (1)

April 6, 2005

A WORD TO THE WISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 PM | Comments (4)

April 4, 2005

PROVING THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP IT YOU'LL GO BLIND::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM | Comments (6)

April 1, 2005

WOULD IT KILL YA' TO HAVE A SALAD ONCE IN AWHILE? (via Pat H):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 PM | Comments (16)

March 29, 2005

NO ONE MISSES THE STENCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM | Comments (19)

WHEN YOU'RE TIRED, SLEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:01 PM | Comments (3)

March 26, 2005

SELF-REFERENCE ALERT (UNPLEASANT MEDICAL DETAILS INCLUDED):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM | Comments (5)

March 21, 2005

REGRESSIVE PROGRESS (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM | Comments (10)

March 11, 2005

OH, WHAT YOU'RE MISSING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 AM | Comments (3)

March 6, 2005

BREAKING THE CODE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:50 PM

March 2, 2005

FUNDING FRACTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

March 1, 2005

LIVE LONGER, WORK LONGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM | Comments (5)

February 24, 2005

RESPONSIBILITY WORKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM | Comments (12)

February 22, 2005

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM | Comments (11)

February 18, 2005

BUILDING A DRUG CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM | Comments (3)

February 17, 2005

NO FREE DRUG LUNCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM | Comments (2)

February 16, 2005

SO WE GOT THAT GOIN' FOR US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM | Comments (4)

February 14, 2005

YOU GO FIRST (via Jim Yates)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

February 11, 2005

GOT MILK? (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM | Comments (6)

February 10, 2005

GENDER AS DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM | Comments (8)

THE DEMOCRATS' HEALTH PRESCRIPTION (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM | Comments (1)

February 9, 2005

MILLIONS OF DEAD LATER (via Timothy Goddard):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 PM | Comments (3)

SURPRISE, PEOPLE PREFER BOTOX AND VIAGRA TO CLEANING UP DIOXIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM | Comments (4)

MILK NAZIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM | Comments (20)

February 6, 2005

WHY GEORGE OPPOSES GEORGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM | Comments (2)

February 4, 2005

HOW MUCH GREENER OUR VALLEYS (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM | Comments (2)

February 2, 2005

WHAT MITE HAVE BEEN (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 PM | Comments (3)

January 29, 2005

WHICH WOULD REDEFINE EYE TEETH (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:26 PM | Comments (3)

January 28, 2005

UGANDA SHALL LEAD THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

January 27, 2005

LEADING THE CAMEL FURTHER INTO THE TENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

January 26, 2005

BACK TO THE SECOND WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM | Comments (13)

January 18, 2005

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SHE'S MY SISTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM | Comments (9)

January 17, 2005

NURTURE, NOT NATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM | Comments (1)

MOVE OVER PHINEAS GAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:58 AM | Comments (5)

January 12, 2005

WERE ANY OF CABANA BOY'S CAMPAIGN ISSUES FACT-BASED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 AM | Comments (2)

January 7, 2005

BINGO!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM | Comments (6)

January 5, 2005

SELF-INFLICTED TSUNAMI (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:49 PM | Comments (1)

SIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD!!!!, WE NEED MORE DRUGS!!!!!!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM | Comments (6)

January 4, 2005

THE HIGHCHAIRS THEY SIT YOU IN ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM | Comments (6)

IS MEDICAL PROGRESS EVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM | Comments (1)

December 31, 2004

IT'S NOT JUST A SNORING PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM | Comments (2)

December 28, 2004

YOUR DOCTOR ISN'T YOUR SOCIAL WORKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM | Comments (2)

PLACEBO LAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM | Comments (1)

December 24, 2004

ONE FLU OVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM | Comments (5)

December 22, 2004

DEMEDICATING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM | Comments (1)

December 17, 2004

ONE OF THE GREAT NON-STORIES OF 2004:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

December 16, 2004

JUST WAIT'LL YOU CAN MAIL-ORDER MEAT FROM ABROAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM | Comments (4)

December 15, 2004

IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM | Comments (18)

December 7, 2004

STILL WANT TO BE UNPLUGGED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM | Comments (5)

December 6, 2004

SOCIAL PRESCRIPTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 PM | Comments (8)

December 3, 2004

STOP PAYING FOR THEM AND FOLKS WILL STOP TAKING THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM | Comments (8)