December 7, 2016

THERE LIE THE HESSIANS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 26, 2016

MORE BACKWARDS THAN AFRICA!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2016

YONDER ARE THE HESSIANS, BOUGHT FOR SEVEN POUNDS AND TEN PENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 1, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2016

IF THE CIA WERE COMPETENT, ONE MIGHT THINK HIM A PLANT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2016

ONE HUMILIATION TO THE NEXT:

Posted by orrinj at 2:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 23, 2016

POOR VLAD, HE NEVER GETS THE UNICORN, ONLY THE HORN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2016

VLAD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRAMPLED BY UNICORN HOOVES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PUTIN ISN'T PARANOID, RUSSIA REALLY IS TOAST:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 15, 2016

OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 11:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2016

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 11, 2016

VLAD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE JAILER:

Posted by orrinj at 2:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2016

PERP WALK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2016

AN EASY STUMPER WHEN YOU'RE SITTING AT THE BAR...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 5, 2016

THE HESSIANS WERE HIRELINGS, NOT ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 1:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2016

EVERYONE SEES THROUGH POTEMKIN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 16, 2016

HARD RIDDEN BY THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2016

ONLY THE RIGHT THINKS HE'S A WINNER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHILE PUTIN LOOKS UP PLEADINGLY AT HIS MASTER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2016

PUTIN'S LAMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 2:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2016

THERE'S NO ONE MORE EXPENDABLE THAN A RUSSIAN MERCENARY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 29, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 21, 2016

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2016

IT WAS NOT A SYSTEM DESIGNED TO CREATE EFFECTIVE LEADERSHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 16, 2016

CIRCLING THE WAGON:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 13, 2016

SOMEONE HAS TO PAY THE PRICE FOR HIS FAILURES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 6, 2016

GREATEST WAR EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 11:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2016

GREATEST WAR EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 11:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2016

VLAD, THE IMPALED:

Posted by orrinj at 11:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 4, 2016

THE UR NEVER TIRES OF WHIPPING VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 1:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 27, 2016

VLAD, THE COMFORT WOMAN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 13, 2016

ONE OF MANY HEADS ON THE UR'S PIKES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 1, 2016

A THREAT ONLY TO THEMSELVES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 14, 2016

RUSSIA IS ALWAYS WEAKER THAN THE rIGHT AND lEFT THINK:

Posted by orrinj at 12:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 11, 2016

THE BEAR IS DEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2016

OH, THOSE MIGHTY WAR MACHINES...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 18, 2016

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 5, 2016

THAT WASN'T THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2016

WHILE SOME GET RIDDEN BY THE UNICORN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 25, 2016

BEATING A DEAD BEAR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 6, 2016

RETREAT!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2016

AND WE JUST KEEP CRUSHING THOSE HOPES:

Posted by orrinj at 10:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2016

PUTIN IS RIGHT TO BE AFRAID:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2016

WHAT ECONOMY?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2016

WINNING:

Posted by orrinj at 10:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 22, 2016

AT THE END OF THE DAY, VLAD IS JUST OUR FLUNKY:

Posted by orrinj at 12:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2016

SURE, EVERY ACTION PUTIN TAKES BACKFIRES...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2016

TRAMPLED BY A UNICORN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2016

BEAR SKINNED:

Posted by orrinj at 2:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 7, 2016

GREATEST WAR EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 4, 2016

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 30, 2015

WAVING THE WHITE FLAG:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 18, 2015

THELMA AND LOUISE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2015

OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2015

EVEN BJ AND THE BEAR ARE A MATCH FOR PUTIN:

Posted by orrinj at 11:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2015

CUTTING HIS LOSSES...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 2, 2015

BREAKING VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 30, 2015

A THREAT ONLY TO HIS OWN PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 26, 2015

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 10:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 24, 2015

GREATEST WAR EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2015

PUTIN NEVER TIRES OF LOSING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2015

ALL QUIESCENT ON THE WESTERN FRONT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2015

ONE COULD ALMOST PITY VLAD...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 10, 2015

ABSOLUTELY...NOTHIN'

Posted by orrinj at 4:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 7, 2015

ISIS FINALLY STRIKES IN AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ARE YOU TOTO OR THE SCARECROW?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2015

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 31, 2015

HIS "IDEAL OUTCOME" IS ACTUALLY OURS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 10:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2015

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2015

THE eND OF hISTORY ONLY SEEMS LIKE A CIA PLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2015

AND NOW WE'VE LURED HIM INTO SYRIA:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2015

BLAME OUR FLUNKIES:

Posted by orrinj at 2:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2015

...AND BETTER...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...AND BETTER...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOMENT WHEN THE SPIDER DISCOVERS HE'S THE FLY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 15, 2015

IS ANYBODY NOT BEATING PUTIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 13, 2015

...AND BETTER...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PUTIN ON THE FRITZ:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2015

VLAD PUTIN, ARMENIAN FOR A DAY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2015

WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE LAUNCHED A FIRST STRIKE 50 YEARS AGO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2015

THE RUSSO-ARAB WAR:

Posted by orrinj at 1:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 5, 2015

FORCING THE CONTRADICTIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2015

THE MOBSTER VS THE MOB:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2015

DOING OUR DIRTY WORK AT HIS OWN EXPENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 30, 2015

AND THINGS HAVE ONLY STARTED TO GET FUN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKING THEMSELVES USEFUL:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2015

CIRCLING THE DRAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT ALWAYS PERCEIVES DESPERATION AS STRENGTH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 20, 2015

SORRY FELLAS, WE'RE OVEREXTENDED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2015

THE GOOD KIND OF M.A.D.:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 3, 2015

THE REGIME CAN'T BE SAVED...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 26, 2015

OTHER THAN THAT HOW DID YOU ENJOY THE UNICORN RIDE, MR. PUTIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 22, 2015

HOW THE UR USED IRAN AGAINST PUTIN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2015

PUTIN WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2015

NOT THAT ANYONE KNEW ABOUT THEIR SANCTIONS...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 8, 2015

KEY TO MISINTERPRETING RUSSIA...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2015

THE OTHER POLITICIAN ABUSING A WRESTLER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2015

FOR PUTIN, IT'S ONE LOSS AFTER ANOTHER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2015

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 11:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 25, 2015

KITTY DUKAKIFICATION

Posted by orrinj at 1:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2015

THE INTERNAL THREAT IS EXISTENTIAL...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2015

STRONG LEADERS DON'T BEG:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2015

NO WONDER PUTIN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2015

IT ALWAYS SUCKS TO BE RUSSIAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 5, 2015

THE WEAK WHINGE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RUSSIA WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 3, 2015

IN RUSSIA IT'S RAINY EVERY DAY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2015

IT'S NOT AS IF RUSSIA CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2015

DON'T TALK ECONOMIC SENSE, WEE'RE RUSSIAN!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STANCE? WE ARE DESTROYING THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 12:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT A SERIOUS NATION:

Posted by orrinj at 11:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 25, 2015

DAS V DANYA:

Posted by orrinj at 1:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OF COURSE, FOODS PRICES ARE SOCIALLY IMPORTANT...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2015

PLAYING A BAD HAND POORLY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2015

THERE'S A BEAR IN THE WOODS...DYING:

Posted by orrinj at 10:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE STATUS OIF THE TWO COUNTRIES...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2015

THE INDEFENSIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2015

TRIVIAL ENEMIES ARE A FUNCTION OF THE TIMES:

Posted by orrinj at 1:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 29, 2014

AND THE UNICORN RIDES THE BEAR:

Posted by orrinj at 3:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 26, 2014

THANKS, VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 18, 2014

RUSSIA AND SOUND ECONOMICS JUST DON'T MIX:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2014

THANKS VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2014

IGNORING THE MOST IMPORTANT COLLAPSE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 15, 2014

IT'S MORE LIKE A GAME OF JENGA AGAINST HIMSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...AND THE RIGHT STILL THINKS PUTIN IS WINNING...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 13, 2014

THE WAGES OF PUTINISM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2014

BUILDING A BIGGER ASH HEAP:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 1, 2014

FALLING RUBBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 30, 2014

REGIME CHANGE, IT'S WHAT WE DO:

Posted by orrinj at 10:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2014

TAX GAS CRUSH VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2014

WHICH IS WHY WE VALUE LIBERTY, INSTEAD OF FREEDOM:

Posted by orrinj at 12:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2014

SPEAKING OF GUYS YOU CAN'T MAKE CHICKEN SALAD OUT OF:

Posted by orrinj at 11:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2014

THE UR STUMBLES INTO ANOTHER VICTORY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2014

MIGHTY VLADY HAS STRUCK OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2014

THEY'RE SUCCESSFUL TO EXACTLY THE EXTENT THEY ARE WESTERN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2014

ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE IMBALANCE OF POWER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2014

FOLKS ARE GONNA HAVE TO STOP REFERRING TO HIM AS A STRONGMAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2014

THAT BIT HE SNEAKS IN IS ALL IMPORTANT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2014

HOW YOU GONNA KEEP THE CRIMEANS DOWN ON THE FARM....:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 12, 2014

SATAN RIDES A DEAD HORSE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2014

WHICH REALLY JUST REVEALS HOW DELUSIONAL HE IS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 3, 2014

DON'T NEED A STRATEGY, JUST AN AUTOPSY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2014

THERE IS NO BEAR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 29, 2014

CURRENCY IS A FUTURE AND RUSSIA HAS NONE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 10, 2014

THE UR STUMBLES INTO ANOTHER VICTORY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2014

ONLY THE RUSSIANS WOULD THINK THAT A MURDER/SUICIDE PACT...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2014

EVEN THE UR CAN DEFEAT RUSSIA:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2014

CURLED UP IN A BALL WEEPING?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2014

GROVELLING BECOMES HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 10:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 24, 2014

RETREAT!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 7, 2014

RUSSIA ALWAYS LOSES:

Posted by orrinj at 11:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 25, 2014

GROOVY LEMON PIE IS SERVED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE UR STUMBLES INTO ANOTHER WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2014

TIME IS HIS ENEMY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 20, 2014

MEN OF STEEL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 19, 2014

KOWTOWING WEST AND EAST:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2014

LOSERS ON THE ROOF:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 16, 2014

THEIR WEAPONS ARE RUSSIAN-MADE TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEACHING THE KREMLIN A WALESAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2014

HE'S ALL IN WITH A JUMP STRAIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 26, 2014

MAKING THE LEAST OF A LOSING HAND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 15, 2014

WE HOLD ALL THE WEAPONS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2014

THUS HIS DESPERATION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 1, 2014

THUS THE EMPTY DESPERATE YEARNING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 31, 2014

SOUND THE RETREAT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 26, 2014

ABANDON SHIP!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A DWARF RIPE FOR TOSSING:

Posted by orrinj at 12:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2014

TAKE AWAY THE WORLD CUP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2014

THE ROPE WITH WHICH TO HANG THEMSELVES:

Posted by orrinj at 2:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 21, 2014

TERRORIZING THE TYCOONS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 11, 2014

THERE IS NO RUSSIA:

Posted by orrinj at 4:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 8, 2014

A PEOPLE WHO THINK THEMSELVES A NATION ARE ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 4, 2014

NEGOTIATING PUTIN'S LOSS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OLIGARCHS YANK THE CHAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE IS NO RUSSIA:

Posted by orrinj at 11:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 3, 2014

WINNING THE BELTWAY RIGHT WAY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RECOGNIZE THE NATION OF CHECHNYA TONIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2013

EVEN THE RUSSIANS CAN'T BE SO NAIVE...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2013

PUTIN VS THE PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2012

THERE IS NO RUSSIA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 15, 2012

SHOW TRIALS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP THE REGIME:

Posted by orrinj at 9:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 2, 2012

THE ZOMBIE WARS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 29, 2012

A GOOD START, NOW DOUBLE DOWN ON IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 27, 2011

FORTUNATELY FOR THE KREMLIN....:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 15, 2011

RUN, PUPPET, RUN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2011

ANDROPOV WITHOUT VISION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 28, 2011

THERE'S A [DEAD] BEAR IN THE WOODS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

February 18, 2011

YET WE WASTE WHAT PERCENT OF GDP ON DEFENDING OURSELVES FROM THESE CLOWNS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

December 14, 2010

POISONED BY OIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

October 25, 2010

THERE IS NO RUSSIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 AM

August 22, 2010

IF IT WERE A CIVIL WAR RUSSIA COULD WIN IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

May 31, 2010

AMERICANIZE OR DIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

March 24, 2010

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

March 4, 2010

THEY BETTER LOBBY FOR ICE FISHING TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC SPORT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

March 3, 2010

THE RECENT ECONOMIC SLOWDOWN PRODUCED GREAT HEAPS OF NONSENSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:45 PM

February 27, 2010

A NATION OF OLD MEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

February 24, 2010

NO SALAD, JUST COB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:42 PM

January 30, 2010

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

January 18, 2010

IF IOT WERE A GREAT POWER IT WOULDN'T BE REPRIMITIVIZING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:46 PM

December 27, 2009

THEY BARELY HAVE A SPHERE IN RUSSIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

October 26, 2009

WE'RE DYING OFF JUST FINE WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM DEMOCRACY, THANKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 PM

September 17, 2009

WHAT'S THE RUSSIAN FOR KOWTOW?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

September 11, 2009

WHO WILL BREAK IT TO THE rEALISTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM

September 5, 2009

A PEOPLE WHO THINK THEMSELVES A NATION ARE ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

August 16, 2009

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

July 13, 2009

A DYING BEAR WITH NO CUBS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

July 8, 2009

FORGET THEM, DON'T RESET THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

May 9, 2009

WHOM THE rEALISTS WOULD HAVE US FEAR THEY FIRST OVERESTIMATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

April 8, 2009

THERE IS NO BEAR IN THE WOODS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

March 31, 2009

CAPITALISM IS USELESS WITHOUT HUMAN CAPITALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

March 24, 2009

IT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SORRY THAT EVEN THE UR CAN'T PREVENT AN UPTURN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

March 3, 2009

GORBACHEV SMILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

February 23, 2009

BIRTH OF THE BEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

February 18, 2009

DYING NATIONS DON'T RISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

February 1, 2009

WHICH MISSES THE BIGGER PICTURE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 AM

January 28, 2009

THEOLOGY, DEMOGRAPHY, GEOGRAPHY, DEMOCRACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

January 26, 2009

THIS IS NOWHERE NEAR PESSIMISTIC ENOUGH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

January 22, 2009

SUCH IS THE KLEPTOCRACY THAT rEALISTS THINK HAS A SIGNIFICANT FUTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

January 11, 2009

TREES, MEET FOREST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

January 6, 2009

ONCE YOU LEAVE CIA YOU PERCEIVE THAT THERE IS NO THREAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM

January 4, 2009

THAT'S NOT THE HORIZON, JUST THE LAY OF THE LAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

December 16, 2008

THE BARE IN THE WOODS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM

December 13, 2008

HARD TO ASSESS WHETHER THEY'RE LESS OF A THREAT AS AN ENEMY OR LESS USE AS AN ALLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

November 5, 2008

THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 5:40 PM

October 10, 2008

THAT'S SOME RESURGENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

October 4, 2008

BARE TRUTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

THERE IS NO RUSSIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

September 21, 2008

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT A GUY COULDN'T BE A BIGGER DUPE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

September 20, 2008

CHOOSING THEMSELVES RIGHT OUT OF EXISTENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

August 28, 2008

GEORGE W BUSH, SUPER-GENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:29 PM

IT'S NOT JUST THAT THEY'RE WEAK AND ISOLATED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

August 10, 2008

A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR NUCLEAR DELIFERATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

August 5, 2008

ONE MORE FOR THE LIST OF TIMES A MAN MAY CRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 PM

BLESS YOU, PRISON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

THE DESTRUCTION OF EXISTENTIALISM WAS JUST COLLATERAL DAMAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

August 4, 2008

RAISING THE BAR FOR W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

LENIN HIMSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

WHO WOULD BE FASHIONABLE?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

August 3, 2008

FAREWELL TO A TRUTH-TELLING FRIEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: BRIDGEHEADS AND CORNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:01 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: TITANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: THE REAL SOLZHENITSYN

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: THE LIES WE LIVE BY

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: TAKE THAT SOLZHENITSYN!

Posted by M Ali Choudhury at 3:37 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: "UNTOUCHED BY THE BREATH" (Thank you, Pat)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: PROPHET WITH HONOR (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

April 30, 2008

IT'S SO RARE FOR THEM TO GET ANYTHING RIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

April 1, 2008

WHO CARES WHAT RUSSIA THINKS?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

February 29, 2008

FRANCO'S POINT IS JUAN CARLOS, NOT FRANCOISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

February 25, 2008

NO FRANCO, NO JUAN CARLOS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

February 20, 2008

YELTSIN TO PUTIN'S GORBACHEV?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

February 1, 2008

THE BLIND MAN'S STILL BLUFFING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

December 29, 2007

BARE IN THE WOODS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 PM

December 26, 2007

THE ELECTRONIC MAGINOT LINE (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 PM

December 2, 2007

DON'T MISS WHAT YOU NEVER HAD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:58 PM

November 29, 2007

WHAT'S LEFT TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT A SOCIETY BUT NATIONAL SOCIALISM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

November 27, 2007

BARREL ROLL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

November 25, 2007

THE WHITE KING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

November 18, 2007

BUT IT'S A MYTH THE ATLANTICISTS NEVER CEASE TO FALL FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:04 PM

November 13, 2007

THE ORIGINAL GOGOL BORDELLO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

November 4, 2007

TALK ABOUT IDLE THREATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

October 26, 2007

PRETTY REVEALING, THAT FIFTY YEARS LATER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:59 PM

October 23, 2007

OH, STRANGE NEW WORLD, WHERE THERE ARE JOBS EVEN RUSSIANS WON'T DO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 3, 2007

IT WREAKS HAVOC ON THE DECLINISTS' STORYLINE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

October 2, 2007

THEY'VE RISEN TO THE LEVEL OF SAUDI ARABIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:59 PM

September 23, 2007

HOW'D THAT SEPARATION WORK OUT FOR YA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

September 6, 2007

SAY GOODNIGHT, BORIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

August 29, 2007

THELMA AND LOUISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

August 24, 2007

THERE IS NO RUSSIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

July 25, 2007

NOTHING GOES WITH SOCIALISM LIKE NATIONALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

June 6, 2007

WHAT WMD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

April 26, 2007

DID ANYONE BUT THE MOST RABID RUSSOPHOBES THINK HE'D RUN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:42 PM

SO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 AM

ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

ONLY THE WEST IS SURPRISED AT THE POPULARITY OF THE TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

April 25, 2007

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I MISS MICHAEL KELLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

April 12, 2007

EXCEPT THAT WE'RE JOAN BENOIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

April 11, 2007

FOCUS OF DELUSION IN THE MODERN WORLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

April 9, 2007

NOW HOW WILL THEY GET BACK TO THE MOON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

April 8, 2007

FINALLY TAKING REAGAN UP ON HIS OFFER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

April 4, 2007

FOR THE REALISTS, EVERY DAY IS THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

March 30, 2007

THE EYES OF A dEMOCRAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 PM

March 22, 2007

AS IF ON CUE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

March 20, 2007

IS ANYONE LESS REALISTIC THAN A REALIST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

WHO'S ISOLATED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 26, 2007

INCREMENTALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 PM

February 23, 2007

CURSES, OIL AGAIN (via Jim Hamlen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

December 11, 2006

THE RUSSIAN WAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

December 10, 2006

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

December 8, 2006

WE STILL DON'T GET WHY FOLKS ARE MOURNING HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:49 AM

December 4, 2006

LET US ASSUME FOR A MOMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

October 25, 2006

NOTHING TO FEAR... (via Lou Gots):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

October 15, 2006

THEY ONLY UNDERSTOOD THE EASY HALF OF SOLZHENITSYN'S MESSAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

October 2, 2006

THEY SHOULD BE SO LUCKY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 PM

September 10, 2006

THE SECURITY STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

September 1, 2006

HOLY GEEZUZCRIMINITLY... (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

August 14, 2006

WHEN THIS PASSES FOR INNOVATION, YOUR SOCIETY'S IN TROUBLE (via Qiao Yang):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 PM

July 16, 2006

THEY'VE GOT THE ILLIBERAL DEMOCRACY DOWN, NOW THEY JUST NEED A FEW REFORMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

July 13, 2006

THE NECESSARY FASCIST INTERLUDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

July 8, 2006

WITHOUT PEOPLE IT MAKES A FINE LANDFILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

July 7, 2006

RISK ASSESSMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 PM

June 8, 2006

WITH OR AGAINST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 PM

May 19, 2006

PUTIN ON THE FRITZ:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 PM

May 15, 2006

BETWEEN BLACK AND RED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

May 12, 2006

STOLYPIN FAILED (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:54 AM

May 11, 2006

THE WOLF KEEPS WHELPING WHILE THE SHEEP IS BARREN (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:52 PM

May 5, 2006

"ALL MEN" INCLUDES RUSSIANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

March 25, 2006

THERE GOES HIS POST-PRESIDENCY POST COLUMN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

January 19, 2006

THIS IS THE RADICAL REVOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

December 29, 2005

NOT NEAR AS GLOOMY AS THEY SHOULD BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

October 5, 2005

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 4, 2005

RECONCILIATION?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:52 AM

September 30, 2005

NOT THE APPARAT BUT THE PLAN ITSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

September 24, 2005

WHO BUT THE GRAY LADY WOULD BE NOSTALGIC FOR SOVIET LANDSCAPES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 6, 2005

NO SCARE IN THE BEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

April 26, 2005

THERE IS NO RUSSIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

April 25, 2005

ONE SIZE FITS ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

March 26, 2005

PAST TIME TO TURN INWARD, MR. PUTIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

March 25, 2005

HEARING FOOTSTEPS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:43 AM

March 21, 2005

BLOWING IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM