September 9, 2020
September 7, 2020
August 29, 2020
NEVERMIND THE ORIGIN STORY...:
August 27, 2020
FREE YOUR MIND AND YOUR SOUL WILL FOLLOW:
August 22, 2020
CONSTRAINT, NOT LIBERATION:
August 16, 2020
August 7, 2020
THOSE AREN'T FANGS; THEY'RE GUMS:
August 5, 2020
WE DON'T HAVE TO EXCUSE OUR TRUMPISTS...:
WHICH EXPLAINS THE rIGHT/lEFT:
August 4, 2020
August 3, 2020
August 2, 2020
WHEN RESULTS DON'T MATTER TO CONSERVATIVES:
August 1, 2020
THE QUESTION IS WHY THE OPPONENTS SUPPORT SADDAM:
July 26, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 20, 2020
SNOWFLAKERY IS ABOUT FEELINGS, NOT MORAL REASONING:
July 19, 2020
THERE MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME!:
July 17, 2020
OTHER THAN THAT, HOW'S TRUMPISM WORKING OUT?:
HER HUSBAND IS CERTAINLY EARNING HIS MONEY:
July 15, 2020
HIGH TIME DARWIN WAS CANCELLED:
NEVERMIND THAT THERE'S NO FREE SPEECH AT HOME...:
July 14, 2020
CAN A SNOWFLAKE BE A MARTYR?:
July 10, 2020
July 8, 2020
WHICH IS WHY THE lEFT AND rIGHT ARE SO DISORDERED:
July 6, 2020
TEA PARTYISM IS JUST THE DEMAND FOR PRIORITY AT THE TEAT:
June 22, 2020
June 21, 2020
JUST SAVING THE ECONOMY!:
June 19, 2020
June 18, 2020
NO ONE WAS DISCUSSING REASONABLE VIEWERS:
June 16, 2020
June 15, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 12, 2020
June 7, 2020
THEIR LOVE OF DONALD AND HATRED OF THE REPUBLIC ARE INEXTRICABLE:
June 3, 2020
May 30, 2020
IT'S THE LOOK THAT GETS THE rIGHT SO HYSTERICAL...:
May 29, 2020
WHAT IF IT REALLY IS FLIGHT 93?:
May 23, 2020
THE MORE INSIGNIFICANT ONE FEELS ONSELF... (profanity alert):
May 21, 2020
WHAT HAVE THEY EVER GIVEN US...:
May 20, 2020
WE'D BE INCLINED TO DEFINE SLAVERY DIFFERENTLY:
May 19, 2020
IF YOUR EVERY BELIEF IS WRONG...:
May 17, 2020
NO SURPRISE, AOC MISUNDERSTANDS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
May 14, 2020
YET HYSTERICS GONNA HYSTERIA:
May 12, 2020
MAYBE DON'T DO STUFF YOU'RE ASHAMED OF?:
May 8, 2020
IF YOUR IDEAS WERE UNPOPULAR YOU'D HATE DEMOCRACY TOO:
May 3, 2020
TOUGH KEEPING LIES STRAIGHT:
May 2, 2020
SHE LITERALLY DIDN'T WANT TO DO HER JOB:
April 30, 2020
April 29, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 27, 2020
WHAT REPUBLICAN CONGRESS?:
April 19, 2020
April 18, 2020
IS THERE NOTHING ILHAN OMAR WON'T STOOP TO?:
April 16, 2020
HATING THE AMERICA THAT IS:
THE UR'S APPROVAL NEVER MATTERED:
April 11, 2020
IT BEGINS WITH MISUNDERSTANDING REPUBLICAN LIBERTY:
April 10, 2020
April 9, 2020
THE HIGH COST OF BEING ANTI-WOKE:
THEIR BELIEF THAT THE ECONOMY WILL SAVE DONALD IS CUTE:
April 7, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 3, 2020
A BIFURCATION WITHIN ONE nATION:
April 2, 2020
THE SOLUTION TO THEIR ACTIVISM IS NOT OUR ACTIVISM:
April 1, 2020
YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING THE PRIVATE SECTOR SAYS...:
March 28, 2020
THERE'S A REASON THE rIGHT ALWAYS FEELS MARGINALIZED:
HALF RIGHT; THAT'S WHY THEY'RE TRUSTWORTHY:
March 27, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 26, 2020
March 24, 2020
March 23, 2020
GETTING THE TEA PARTY VOTE:
March 22, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 18, 2020
AND YOU WONDER WHY TRUMPBOTS ARE SO INCOHERENT?:
March 17, 2020
LIFE IN THE BUBBLE (profanity alert):
March 15, 2020
YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE THE TRUMPBOTS' HYSTERIA:
March 12, 2020
March 8, 2020
THE SNOWFLAKERY OF THE rIGHT:
DUDE, YOU CREATED DONALD:
March 3, 2020
YEAH, BUT OUR PARTY HAS RACIAL PURITY AND NO GIRLS:
February 27, 2020
THIS IS THE TRUTH THAT THE LEFT/RIGHT CAN'T ACCEPT:
February 25, 2020
NO ONE LIVES THERE ANYMORE, THE HOUSING DEMAND IS TOO HIGH:
February 23, 2020
ALL THEIR MOST RADICAL IDEAS ARE POPULAR:
NOW THAT THE BLACK GUY ISN'T RUNNING IT:
February 22, 2020
THE FUNNY PART IS LOOKING TO POLITICS FOR A SAVIOR...:
February 21, 2020
February 19, 2020
IT'S WRONG TO THINK THE PALEOCONS ARE JUST NOW ARRIVING HERE...:
February 13, 2020
February 11, 2020
February 8, 2020
DO YA WANNA BUILD A SNOWFLAKE:
WHY THE AIR'S SO NOXIOUS IN THE BUBBLE:
February 6, 2020
February 5, 2020
IT'S NOT A CONSPIRACY WHEN WE DO IT:
January 27, 2020
January 25, 2020
THE lEFT IS THE rIGHT; BOTH HATE AMERICA:
January 24, 2020
January 23, 2020
NO ACTUAL ECONOMIST NEEDS IT EXPLAINED:
IF THERE'S ANY ONE IDEA WE CAN SAY CAPITALISM STANDS FOR...:
January 18, 2020
PITY THE POOR TRUMPBOTS...:
January 17, 2020
YEAH, BUT ARE THEY OPENING ANY COAL MINES?:
THAT'S WHAT PASSES FOR TRUTH IN THE BUBBLE:
January 16, 2020
SO MUCH FOR DEMONIZING DEMOCRATS:
January 15, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 14, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 13, 2020
EXCEPT THE REVEREND MOON WAS AT LEAST DEVOTED TO MARRIAGE AND FAMILY VALUES:
January 8, 2020
CAN'T BLAME DONALD FOR ASSUMING YOU ENJOY THE TREATMENT:
January 5, 2020
IT'S REALITY THAT'S ANTI-rIGHT, NOT JOURNALISM:
January 3, 2020
January 2, 2020
NO ONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES IN THE COPERNICAN PRINCIPLE:
January 1, 2020
GOTCHA POLITICS IS PSYCHOSIS:
December 23, 2019
December 22, 2019
THERE'S A REASON TRUMPBOTS HATE WIND POWER:
December 14, 2019
IF THE LEFT PROPOSED A TAX CUT THE RIGHT WOULD FIGHT THEM:
December 12, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 10, 2019
SAVING REPUBLICANS FROM THEMSELVES:
FOR THE rIGHT, THAT'S A FEATURE, NOT A BUG:
December 9, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 4, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 3, 2019
IS IT NIHILISM IF YOU STILL LOVE OLD WHITE MEN BUT HATE EVERYONE ELSE?:
December 1, 2019
THEIR MOST RADICAL IDEAS ARE IMMENSELY POPULAR:
WHICH IS WHY THE lEFT/rIGHT HATE aMERICA:
November 24, 2019
November 22, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 21, 2019
November 20, 2019
THE RED HAT IS THE RED FLAG:
November 19, 2019
ONE OF THE FUNNIER GOP TALKING POINTS...:
BUT YOU CAN'T DETOXIFY THE BUBBLE:
November 17, 2019
ALL THEIR MOST RADICAL IDEAS ARE POPULAR:
November 15, 2019
THE IGNORANCE OF THE TRUMPBOTS IS CAREFULLY CULTIVATED:
HOW GORSUCH CAN DEMOLISH THE GOP:
November 13, 2019
THE RED HAT IS THE RED FLAG:
November 12, 2019
November 9, 2019
IT'S PARTICULARLY REVEALING...:
November 5, 2019
PRO-PALESTINIAN IS NOT ANTI-SEMITIC:
November 3, 2019
November 2, 2019
November 1, 2019
October 30, 2019
YOU CAN MAKE A CHICKENHAWK OUT OF... (profanity alert):
October 29, 2019
October 27, 2019
ALL ECONOMIC CONFUSION ARISES FROM A SINGLE ERROR...:
October 26, 2019
THE rIGHT DOESN'T DO JOURNALISM, JUST AGITPROP:
October 25, 2019
THE rIGHT IS THE lEFT (profanity alert):
THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:
October 24, 2019
CONSISTENCY IS A TOUGH TASKMASTER:
October 22, 2019
October 21, 2019
WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, SISTER:
October 19, 2019
WITHOUT ALL THE TEACHERS OPENING FIRE?:
October 18, 2019
THANK GOODNESS THE TEACHERS WERE ALL ARMED...:
October 17, 2019
BY TREATING HIM AS LEGITIMATE THEY'RE ALL BIASED IN HIS FAVOR:
October 12, 2019
October 8, 2019
LIES NEVER-TRUMPERS TELL THEMSELVES:
OUR TWO PRO-LIFE PARTIES:
October 7, 2019
WHAT PROFITETH A LICKSPITTLE...:
October 6, 2019
FATHER OF rIGHT AND lEFT:
October 5, 2019
JUST TOSSING TOYS INTO THE TRUMPBOT PRAM:
THE RED HAT IS THE RED FLAG:
THE RED HAT IS THE RED FLAG (profanity alert):
October 3, 2019
October 2, 2019
WE ARE STRANGERS HERE OURSELVES:
October 1, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!":
September 30, 2019
IN THE ABSENCE OF IDEAS, THEY HAVE ONLY REACTION:
September 29, 2019
THE BUSH-SHAPED HOLE IN THE PARTY:
September 28, 2019
IT'S NOT AS IF THE TRUMPBOTS HAVE ANY FACTS ON THEIR SIDE:
September 27, 2019
September 25, 2019
September 24, 2019
September 22, 2019
IT'S NOT AS IF THEY HAVE ANY PRIDE LEFT:
September 18, 2019
OUR TWO PRO-LIFE PARTIES:
September 17, 2019
September 14, 2019
THE HORRORWITZ, THE HORRORWITZ:
September 13, 2019
OWNERSHIP IS THE RED FLAG:
September 12, 2019
THE POINT BEING, SHE COULD READ THEM ALOUD:
September 9, 2019
QANON FEARS THE WRONG PEOPLE:
September 5, 2019
IDEOLOGUES CAN NOT SURVIVE MARKET FORCES:
September 4, 2019
THE WISDOM OF THE MARKETS:
September 3, 2019
EVEN THE ACCUSATION IS A SIGNAL:
September 2, 2019
IDENTITIES ARE CREATED, NOT BORN INTO (profanity alert):
August 30, 2019
August 29, 2019
POOF!....GO THE HOPES THEY PINNED ON HOROWITZ:
August 28, 2019
IT'S ALWAYS FUN THE WAY OUTLIERS CRUSH THE LABILE:
August 17, 2019
August 15, 2019
August 13, 2019
ONLY THE SNOWFLAKE RIGHT THINKS WE NEED ARMED GUARDS...:
THEIR BEST AND BRIGHTEST ARE ON THE CASE:
ALL THE NUTTY SOCIALIST PROPOSALS ARE POPULAR:
August 12, 2019
EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THAT THEY ARE THE MINORITY:
August 11, 2019
GUNWALKER WAS A NOBLE FAILURE, JUST BAN THEM:
JUSTICE SCALIA SAYS, "AMEN":
August 10, 2019
SNOWFLAKE ALERT--BIDEN STATES FACT:
August 9, 2019
August 8, 2019
August 6, 2019
August 5, 2019
AI'T NO PARTY LIKE A TEA PARTY:
August 1, 2019
PRICING IN THE EXTERNALITIES:
July 30, 2019
AND A RETURN TO ORIGINALISM:
July 29, 2019
NEVADA DOES NOT HAVE A WELL REGULATED MILITIA EITHER:
July 26, 2019
July 23, 2019
SPEAKING OF A BARREL OF MISSING GENITALIA...:
July 21, 2019
ONE OTHER PROBLEM WITH THE REPUBLICAN BUBBLE...:
July 19, 2019
ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL:
July 18, 2019
AT LEAST THEY AREN'T BUSSED TO SCHOOL!:
July 17, 2019
A MODEL OF oRIGINALIST JURISPRUDENCE:
July 14, 2019
IT'S NOT SCIENCE, JUST REACTION:
July 12, 2019
July 10, 2019
July 6, 2019
IF SPEECH HAS NO CONSEQUENCES IT HAS NO VALUE:
July 4, 2019
WE HAVE NATIONAL HEALTH....:
July 2, 2019
TO MAKE "NEVER AGAIN" MEAN SOMETHING:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 28, 2019
June 25, 2019
June 23, 2019
BEING "MORALLY INDEFENSIBLE" IS DONALD'S CHIEF APPEAL TO THE rIGHT:
June 22, 2019
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE POPCORN:
June 14, 2019
June 12, 2019
WHEN YOU IGNORE THE DATA:
June 9, 2019
DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T PAY THE FINE:
June 6, 2019
June 4, 2019
June 3, 2019
June 1, 2019
OUR TWO ANTI-LIFE PARTIES:
May 30, 2019
YOU CAN EITHER BE TRUMPIST OR CHRISTIAN, NOT BOTH:
May 29, 2019
May 25, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 20, 2019
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
May 15, 2019
May 13, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 10, 2019
IN NEED OF AN INTERVENTION:
May 6, 2019
IF THE CONSTITUTION MEANS ANYTHING...:
May 5, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
AGAINST THE eND OF hISTORY:
May 3, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 30, 2019
MAYBE THEY WANT TO SUPPORT HIM...:
April 29, 2019
FLEECING THE SHEEP IS THE EASY PART...:
April 28, 2019
SHOULD HAVE SEATED A POTTED PLANT:
April 25, 2019
THE WORLD'S OLDEST TRANSACTION:
MORAL RELATIVISTS IN OUR MIDST:
April 18, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 17, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 16, 2019
NOTHING LEFT BUT REACTION:
April 13, 2019
April 12, 2019
NOT ONLY DO WE AGREE ON THE RULES WE AGREE ON THE POLICIES:
April 5, 2019
HOW ABOUT BUCKLING DOWN TO SAYING WHAT THE CONSTITUTION IS?
March 31, 2019
AMERICA HATES NATIONALISM-SOCIALISM:
March 28, 2019
DEVIN, THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:
March 24, 2019
ANTI-SEMITIC ZIONISM VS PHILOSEMITIC ANTI-ZIONISM:
THE CRIME AND THE RESTITUTION:
March 22, 2019
DUDES, YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE RIGHT'S GOSPEL...:
March 21, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 16, 2019
THEY EXIST TO KILL PEOPLE:
March 15, 2019
March 13, 2019
THE LONELINESS OF THE nATIONALIST/sOCIALIST:
March 6, 2019
SPEAKING OF SOCIALISM...:
March 3, 2019
March 2, 2019
HOW THEY BECAME TRUMPBOTS:
SHE'S WASTING AN OPPORTUNITY:
March 1, 2019
NOW HE'S JUST TRIGGERING THE rIGHT:
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO BITES THE HEADS OFF CHICKENS?:
February 28, 2019
February 22, 2019
THAT'S WHAT 36 YEARS OF UNINTERRUPTED REPUBLICAN PRESIDENCIES GAVE US:
ANGELS OF THEIR BETTER NATURE:
February 21, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
FACED IN THE CROWD (profanity alert):
February 19, 2019
HE'S PROBABLY QUALIFIED TO BE A JUDGE IN TEXAS:
February 16, 2019
WHILE OTHERS WORK TO MAKE SURE IT CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE:
EVEN DONALD'S ONE LEGISLATIVE WIN IS ANNOYING PEOPLE:
WHY YOUR UNCLE IS STILL WAITING FOR HILLARY TO BE INDICTED:
February 14, 2019
WHAT IF YOU STAGED A SHOW TRIAL AND CONVICTED YOURSELF?::
IT'S ACTUALLY THE GIPPER'S FAULT:
February 13, 2019
February 12, 2019
February 7, 2019
February 6, 2019
February 5, 2019
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
February 2, 2019
February 1, 2019
THE HAUNTING SAMENESS OF TRUE BELIEVERS:
January 30, 2019
THE FOLKS UNFAMILIAR WITH FAUST:
January 29, 2019
HE SHOULD HAVE EMAILED HIS NOTES FROM HILLARY'S SERVER:
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE POPCORN:
January 27, 2019
THE HIGH COST OF ETHNO-NATIONALISM:
January 24, 2019
NO WONDER THE rIGHT HATES HIM:
January 19, 2019
January 18, 2019
THEY EXIST TO KILL PEOPLE:
January 16, 2019
LIBERATION FROM IDEOLOGY:
January 15, 2019
THE DRUBBING THE HOUSE GOP EARNED (profanity alert):
January 13, 2019
January 10, 2019
HOW THE rIGHT LEARNED TO LOVE KELO:
January 9, 2019
January 8, 2019
10 YEARS LATE IS STILL NOT TOO LATE:
January 7, 2019
December 22, 2018
December 21, 2018
PRETTY MUCH A NATIVIST WET DREAM:
December 17, 2018
TAX WHAT YOU DON'T WANT, ENOUGH TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DO:
December 16, 2018
CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR:
December 15, 2018
YOU CAN'T BUILD A MAJORITY PARTY ON HATRED OF WOMEN, BLACKS, LATINOS, MUSLIMS & JEWS:
December 14, 2018
THAT "DESPITE" IS PRECIOUS:
December 12, 2018
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?:
December 11, 2018
THE RIGHT VS THE MARKETPLACE:
MAYBE TALK TO YOUR OWN EDITORS ABOUT ANDY?:
December 10, 2018
WHAT CREDIT WAS THERE TO DIS?:
December 9, 2018
READING, WRITING AND RIFLES:
December 8, 2018
IT'S CHEERLEADING, NOT POLLING:
December 5, 2018
November 30, 2018
BECAUSE MUSLIMS ARE FAIR GAME:
November 28, 2018
THE DECLINING MARKET FOR DEFENDING MASS KILLING:
November 27, 2018
FROM UNIVERSALISM TO CULTHOOD:
November 25, 2018
THE LIBERAL ACADEMY IS EUROPEAN CIVILIZATION:
November 24, 2018
November 23, 2018
IF GOD HAD NOT WANTED THEM TO BE FLEECED...:
November 19, 2018
NOT CONTENT TO DESTROY THE PARTY IN CA...:
November 18, 2018
November 17, 2018
THE DISCIPLINE OF DEMOCRACY:
CONSPIRACY DEPENDS ON AN OMNIPOTENCE NOT IN EVIDENCE:
November 15, 2018
November 14, 2018
DANG IT; YOU'RE DEMONIZING THE WRONG JEWS!:
GONNA NEED A STRONGER BUBBLE:
November 12, 2018
OUR TWO PRO-LIFE PARTIES:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 11, 2018
IT COULD HARDLY HAVE WORKED OUT WORSE FOR THE GOP:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 10, 2018
ON FAILING TO INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY:
AS HAS BEEN TRUE FOR OVER A DECADE...:
THEY EXIST SOLELY TO KILL PEOPLE:
November 9, 2018
November 8, 2018
WHAT THE 2ND AMENDMENT MEANS TO THE rIGHT:
THEY WERE ONLY EVER GOING TO STRENGTHEN IT:
November 7, 2018
CAN'T BEAT SOMETHIN' WITH NOTHIN':
November 5, 2018
November 4, 2018
November 2, 2018
November 1, 2018
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT OUR NORMAL LEVELS OF GRIFT!:
THE INFORMED VS THE BUBBLE BOYS:
October 29, 2018
cONSERVATISM AND THE rIGHT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN OPPOSED TO ONE ANOTHER:
October 28, 2018
NEIGHBORS, NOT STRANGERS:
October 27, 2018
THEY EXIST TO KILL PEOPLE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 25, 2018
October 24, 2018
October 18, 2018
HISTORY ALWAYS REPEATS ITSELF:
WHAT KIND OF GUTTERSNIPE....:
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
October 16, 2018
October 13, 2018
IT'S NOT ACTIVISM WHEN WE DO IT!:
October 12, 2018
October 10, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 4, 2018
NO ONE DOUBTS HE'S LYING ABOUT THE YEARBOOK:
October 3, 2018
October 1, 2018
WE'VE ESTABLISHED HE'S LYING, NOW TO DETAILS...:
September 29, 2018
A GREAT MOMENT IN REPUBLICAN LIBERTY:
THAT'S SOME FLACCID SUPPORT:
THE TRUE BELIEFS OF LIFE'S LOSERS:
September 28, 2018
DUDE, YOU JUST OUTED YOURSELF:
THE ONE THING AS UNBELIEVABLE AS HIM NOT BLACKING OUT...:
TRADING THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION FOR THE COURT:
TAKING FITNESS SERIOUSLY:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
September 27, 2018
TALK ABOUT A LAWYER WHO HAS HIMSELF AS A CLIENT...:
September 26, 2018
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
September 23, 2018
September 22, 2018
HOPPING OFF THE CONTINUUM:
September 21, 2018
CLIMB ABOARD THE CRAZY BUS:
September 19, 2018
DUDE, WE MEANT DON'T COVER THEM, NOT DON'T COVER US:
September 18, 2018
MAKING IT RAIN WHILE THE SUN SHINES:
September 16, 2018
ONLY BELTWAY REPUBLICANS ARE UNPREPARED:
September 15, 2018
September 14, 2018
IT'S THE STRANGEST THING...:
HOW WAS THAT NOT A STORY TO THE WSJ?:
THERE ARE NO sOCIALISTS; WE ARE ALL SOCIALIST:
September 9, 2018
IT'S OUR PARTY, NOT THE NATIVISTS':
FOREVER BLOWING UP BUBBLES:
September 8, 2018
September 6, 2018
FOR ALL THE rIGHT's HYSTERIA ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD...:
A NORTHERN LAWYER WOULD HAVE HEARD OF DISCOVERY:
August 29, 2018
GROW THE POSSIBLE BIGGER:
August 28, 2018
WHILE THE BUILDING SHOULDN'T HONOR A SEGREGATIONIST...:
August 27, 2018
SO, NOT A MEMBER OF A WELL-REGULATED MILITIA?:
August 24, 2018
HOW'S OBSTRUCTING THE HERITAGE PLAN WORKING OUT?:
August 23, 2018
THE lEFT IS THE rIGHT; THE OTHER 60% OF US ARE THIRD WAY:
August 22, 2018
YEAH, BUT CRACK IS BLACK, GUNS ARE WHITE, SO THAT CAN'T BE IT...:
August 21, 2018
THEY WERE ONLY EVER GOING TO MAKE IT MORE EXPENSIVE:
August 16, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 14, 2018
August 12, 2018
THE POINT IS THAT IT'S PERFECTLY RATIONAL:
August 9, 2018
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE rIGHT AND cONSERVATIVES...:
August 4, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 3, 2018
THE CULTURE WARS ARE A ROUT:
July 31, 2018
July 30, 2018
July 29, 2018
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
July 27, 2018
CAN SOMETHING FALL APART IF IT NEVER HELD TOGETHER?:
July 26, 2018
THEIR SOLE PURPOSE IS TO ABORT LIFE:
July 24, 2018
NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR FATHER DID:
DUDE, YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF:
July 23, 2018
July 22, 2018
July 20, 2018
WAIT'LL THEY DISCOVER HIS MS-13 BEER KOOZIE:
July 19, 2018
July 18, 2018
SIGNED UP FOR THE NATIVISM; GOT STUCK WITH THE TOADYISM:
July 17, 2018
OUR PARTISANSHIP IS A FUNCTION OF OUR CONFORMITY:
WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING THERE ABOUT BEING EMOTIONAL AND HYSTERICAL:
July 16, 2018
YOU SAY EMAILS, HE SAYS FREAK SHOW:
July 12, 2018
THESE DAYS THEY KNOW EVEN LESS:
July 9, 2018
IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES:
July 5, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 4, 2018
OF COURSE, OXYGEN DEBUNKS THEM TOO:
July 2, 2018
June 30, 2018
June 28, 2018
IT'S THE FOX NEWS BUSINESS MODEL:
June 22, 2018
June 19, 2018
June 18, 2018
June 14, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 8, 2018
June 7, 2018
June 5, 2018
DUDE, YOU PLEAD GUILTY AND ACCEPTED THE PARDON:
June 4, 2018
June 2, 2018
May 30, 2018
May 29, 2018
WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...:
May 26, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 25, 2018
May 23, 2018
IMAGINE IF EVERYONE WEREN'T MOVING OUT?:
May 22, 2018
May 20, 2018
IF ONLY THIS WERE THE BOTTOM:
May 19, 2018
EVEN DECENT COMMUNISTS QUIT AFTER THE MOLOTOV-RIBBENTROP PACT:
May 18, 2018
May 17, 2018
POSTMODERNISM IS PREMODERN:
May 16, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 14, 2018
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE CORRUPTION WITHOUT THE RACISM?:
POLITICAL SPEECH SHOULD NOT BE TAXED THOUGH:
May 13, 2018
WHY DOES THE NEW YORK TIMES HATE THE LEFT?
May 12, 2018
IT IS NOT THE POLITICAL TILT OF THE MEDIA THAT THEY OBJECT TO...:
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT A RIGHT IS:
May 10, 2018
May 9, 2018
May 8, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 7, 2018
RACIAL HYGIENE IS ALWAYS WRONG:
THEY WERE ALWAYS TOO TRIVIAL TO MATTER:
May 6, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 5, 2018
May 3, 2018
WHAT HAVE CHRISTIANS TO DO WITH NATIVISM IN THE FIRST PLACE?:
May 2, 2018
May 1, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE IDEOLOGUES WERE POST-TRUTH BEFORE IT WAS COOL:
IT'S OKAY, TRAYVON HAD IT COMING:
ON NOT HAVING TO LIE TO THE RUBES ANYMORE:
April 30, 2018
April 29, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 27, 2018
FOR PARTISANS, IT'S ONLY OKAY IF THEIR GUY DOES IT:
April 26, 2018
April 25, 2018
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
April 23, 2018
RATHER FEW MISTAKES ARE MALICIOUS FOR MOST PEOPLE:
REAL MEN DON'T NEED GUNS:
April 20, 2018
WE ALL KNEW WHERE THIS WAS HEADED:
April 14, 2018
NO ONE EVER TOOK THEM SERIOUSLY TO BEGIN WITH...:
April 13, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
CHRISTIANITY IS NEIGHBOR LOVE:
BACK WHEN WE HAD A DECENT MAN IN THE OFFICE:
April 12, 2018
ABOUT HOW YOU'D EXPECT IT TO WORK OUT:
April 10, 2018
RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF AN INSIGHT:
THE rIGHT SEEMS CONFUSED...:
April 9, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 8, 2018
"HARD TO BE MORE CYNICAL":
THE rIGHT HATES FREE MARKETS FOR A REASON:
April 7, 2018
April 6, 2018
THE rIGHT AND THE lEFT HATE ORIGINALISM:
April 5, 2018
April 3, 2018
April 1, 2018
AND THEN ITS CONSUMERS FIND THEMSELVES BEWILDERED BY THE PRESS:
TRUMPBOTS, NAZIS AND PUTINISTAS, OH MY:
March 31, 2018
THE TRAGEDY OF GUNWALKER HYSTERIA:
HOW IS ANY OF THIS DIFFERENT FROM STANDARD TRUMPBOT FARE?:
March 30, 2018
THOSE KIDS ARE REALLY BLOWING IT...:
MAYBE PUTIN'S NRA WILL BUY THE AD TIME:
March 29, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 27, 2018
March 26, 2018
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, KIDS!:
March 25, 2018
March 23, 2018
SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE THE BOTS THEIR MARCHING ORDERS:
March 22, 2018
March 20, 2018
RALPH AGAINST THE MACHINE:
March 15, 2018
IF THEY'D ONLY OPPOSED IMMIGRATION, THE rIGHT WOULD JOIN tHE nATION:
March 14, 2018
THE RIGHT DOESN'T TRUST TEACHERS TO HANDLE TEXTBOOKS NEAR CHILDREN...:
ODDLY ENOUGH, THEY FOUND NO COLLUSION WITH OUR ENEMIES:
March 12, 2018
March 8, 2018
NOT THAT ANYONE EVER TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY:
SUPPOSE FOR A MOMENT THAT YOU ARE THE MOST SUBMISSIVE OF TRUMPBOTS...:
March 6, 2018
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE WITH GUNS DO:
March 3, 2018
WE ARE ALL HEROES IN OUR OWN MINDS:
March 2, 2018
FUN LISTENING TO THE TRUMPBOTS CLAIM THIS ISN'T WHAT THEY SIGNED UP FOR:
THE rIGHT IS DEPENDENT ON IGNORING FACTS:
March 1, 2018
IF gOD DID NOT WANT THEM SHORN, hE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE THEM SHEEP:
February 28, 2018
THEIR SOLE PURPOSE IS ASSAULT:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
February 27, 2018
KILLING PEOPLE IS THEIR SOLE PURPOSE:
February 26, 2018
REALITY IS A STUBBORN TASKMASTER:
WE ARE ALL HEROES...IN THE ABSTRACT...:
February 25, 2018
FRACTURED RIGHTWING FAIRY TALES:
ANNOYED ADULTS WITH GUNS; WHAT COULD GO WRONG?:
SHE RAN TOWARDS THE BUILDING:
SPEAKING TRUTH TO (WHITE) POWER:
THE KIDS ARE THE ADULTS IN THE ROOM:
February 24, 2018
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HATE ON MINORITIES, NOT THE MASTER RACE:
FROM THE CULTURAL ILLITERACY PROJECT:
February 23, 2018
SHOCKING? GET OUT MORE...:
THE NOTION THAT THEY ASKED FOR A SPEECH IS CUTE:
LIVE FREE INSTEAD OF DYING:
February 22, 2018
CPAC VS THE JEWISH DISEASE:
IF ONLY HE'D BEEN ARMED...:
THEIR SOLE PURPOSE IS TO DESTROY HUMAN BEINGS:
THE TRUMPBOTS WHIFF AGAIN:
February 21, 2018
THE THINGS TRUMPBOTS REDUCE THEMSELVES TO:
February 20, 2018
"THAT PLACE, MR. [VICE] PRESIDENT, IS NOT YOUR PLACE":
February 18, 2018
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DEFEND DONALD EVERY DAY:
February 13, 2018
February 11, 2018
WHEN REALITY IS YOUR ENEMY...:
February 9, 2018
February 8, 2018
THE lEFT IS THE rIGHT (profanity alert):
THE GOP CAN ONLY MAKE IT MORE EXPENSIVE:
February 7, 2018
AND LINDSEY STILL ISN'T GETTING A CABINET SLOT:
February 6, 2018
THEY CAN'T HANDLE REALITY:
January 31, 2018
"I'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE":
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 29, 2018
January 26, 2018
AND THE TRUMPBOTS LAP IT UP:
January 25, 2018
INTEGRITY MATTERS TO CONSERVATIVES, POWER MATTERS TO THE rIGHT:
January 23, 2018
THE rIGHT IS THE lEFT (profanity alert):
January 21, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 20, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 17, 2018
THE WRONG PLACE TO LOOK FOR HONOR (profanity alert):
January 16, 2018
WE'RE MORE PARTISAN PRECISELY BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SUBSTANTIVE DISAGREEMENTS:
January 13, 2018
THE TRIUMPH OF IDEOLOGY OVER COMEDY:
January 7, 2018
SO IMAGINE HOW IRRATIONAL LIVING IN THE BUBBLE MAKES YOU:
December 29, 2017
A PROBLEM THAT'S DYING OFF:
December 24, 2017
THANKS, FOR MAKING IT SAFE TO SAY, "MERRY CHRISTMAS":
December 19, 2017
ONE WOMAN'S ARMAGEDDON IS ANOTHER MAN'S EIGHT YEAR PRESIDENCY:
December 18, 2017
IF THEY WERE SERIOUS THEY'D HIRE FUSION:
December 16, 2017
THE MOST VISIBLE WIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BILL:
December 13, 2017
December 10, 2017
WHILE WE DO WANT TO DISCOURAGE EMPLOYMENT...:
IT'S NOT AS IF THEY'RE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, LIKE LEBANON...:
December 8, 2017
"SOME PEOPLE SEE THE GLASS AS HALF EMPTY...":
December 7, 2017
December 6, 2017
MAKE TAX LAWYERS GREAT AGAIN!:
December 4, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 2, 2017
REALITY IS A TOUGH TASKMASTER:
November 30, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
REDUCING LABOR COSTS WILL FURTHER INCREASE OUR STOCK VALUE:
THE LEADING ONES SUFFICE:
GHWB DESERVES A SECOND TERM AFTER ALL:
November 28, 2017
November 27, 2017
November 25, 2017
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
November 24, 2017
November 23, 2017
November 19, 2017
November 16, 2017
SO HE'S WELL PREPARED FOR U.S. V. STA-PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN:
November 15, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 13, 2017
IMPEACHMENT--RIGHT THEN, RIGHT NOW:
November 12, 2017
ALSO KIND OF UNCHRISTIAN TO JUSTIFY IT BY HATING THE LEFT:
HAVING LOST THE BATTLE DOESN'T REQUIRE YOU LOSE THE WAR:
November 9, 2017
BECAUSE DEFENDING DONALD REQUIRES DEFENDING VLAD:
November 1, 2017
IF ONLY REPUBLICANS HAD THE PRESS'S MORAL STANDARDS:
SHHHHH...THE TRUMPBOTS STILL THINK IT WAS TERRORISM:
October 30, 2017
ONE OF THE PROBLEMS WITH ISLAMOPHOBIA...:
October 29, 2017
IDIOTS ONLY NEED APPLY (profanity alert)
October 28, 2017
NO, WE MEANT WAY MORE DYNAMIC!:
October 27, 2017
IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE, JUST NOISE:
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT IT ALL TRACES BACK TO?
October 25, 2017
TIME TO RECRUIT JAKE AND ELWOOD:
October 24, 2017
October 23, 2017
THE CULTURE WARS ARE A ROUT:
October 21, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
CONDESCENSION ON STEROIDS:
October 19, 2017
A WHOLE BUNCH OF DONALD'S STAFF OWE US THE SAME:
October 12, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 8, 2017
October 6, 2017
October 4, 2017
October 2, 2017
JUST ANOTHER MAGA-ZINE STORY:
September 24, 2017
September 22, 2017
A TAR BABY HE KNEW BETTER THAN TO TOUCH:
THE KEY TO UNDERSTANDING THE TEA PARTY TOO:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOVERNANCE AND POLITICS:
September 21, 2017
THE STUBBORN REFUSAL OF REALITY TO CONFORM TO IDEOLOGY:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
September 20, 2017
ONLY THE LEFT/RIGHT ARE SHORT:
September 16, 2017
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO GOVERN SHOULDN'T:
September 13, 2017
THE CREDULOUSNESS OF THE rIGHT/lEFT IS A WEAPON:
September 11, 2017
September 6, 2017
September 4, 2017
August 29, 2017
August 28, 2017
August 27, 2017
KNOW YOUR ALT-RIGHT TALKING POINTS:
DADDY, WHERE DO TROLL TALKING POINTS COME FROM?:
August 25, 2017
AS HAS BEEN OBVIOUS FOR NEARLY A DECADE...:
PROTOCOLS OF THE ALT-RIGHT:
August 22, 2017
August 17, 2017
THE DRIVERS ARE THE TERRORISTS:
August 16, 2017
August 14, 2017
August 9, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 6, 2017
August 5, 2017
August 3, 2017
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUBBLE AND PRESS:
July 31, 2017
July 30, 2017
July 28, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE rIGHT IS NOT cONSERVATIVE:
July 27, 2017
July 26, 2017
WHEN YOUR GOLDEN PARACHUTE FAILS TO DEPLOY...:
July 25, 2017
THE BUBBLE CAN NOT COMPUTE:
AH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS...:
July 24, 2017
BY THEIR DEFENSE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT SHALL YE KNOW THEM:
July 22, 2017
LINCOLN OR LINCOLN ROCKWELL?:
HATE IS NOT cONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 21, 2017
WHO WILL BREAK IT TO THE HYSTERICAL RIGHT?:
July 19, 2017
IF ONLY THERE WERE NO VOTERS...:
THE PRICE WOULD HAVE BEEN FOR REPEALING IT:
July 18, 2017
IT'S HIS PARTY, NOT DONALD'S:
AND PROPOSED BY THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION:
IF ANY ONE OF THEM WERE THE DECIDING VOTE THEY'D BE A "NO" TOO:
WHY WOULD YOU WANT PURELY PARTISAN LEGISLATION?:
July 17, 2017
IMMORALITY IN DEFENSE OF IMMORALITY:
July 16, 2017
July 15, 2017
July 11, 2017
HE'S A FEMININE PHENOMENON:
July 10, 2017
July 9, 2017
WAIT, IT'S REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT?:
MILEAGE MAY VARY (self-reference alert):
July 8, 2017
TRUMPCARE CAN'T WITHSTAND CONTACT WITH VOTERS:
BY THEIR HATREDS SHALL YOU KNOW THEM:
July 7, 2017
July 6, 2017
EVERYONE PREFERS THE HERITAGE PLAN:
AT A MINIMUM WE CAN SAY...:
July 5, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 29, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 27, 2017
WESTWORLD, WHERE NOTHING CAN GO RIGHT:
June 25, 2017
June 23, 2017
OBAMACARE WAS A REPUBLICAN BILL TOO:
June 22, 2017
HOW HILLARY WAS MORE PRO-LIFE THAN DONALD:
June 20, 2017
NOTHING ELSE DIVIDES US BUT PARTY AFFILIATION:
June 19, 2017
SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:
June 17, 2017
IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
June 13, 2017
SHHHHH...THE rIGHT THINKS HE'S WINNING:
June 12, 2017
June 11, 2017
NATIONAL HEALTH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY REPUBLICANS:
June 10, 2017
NO REPRESENTATION WITHOUT TAXATION:
June 9, 2017
CAN'T BEAT SOMETHIN' WITH NOTHIN':
THE GOP PLAN IS TO GROW OBAMACARE BIGGER:
June 7, 2017
SOMEONE LOST THE rIGHT'S HYMNAL:
June 5, 2017
THE rIGHT ISN'T CHRISTIAN:
May 29, 2017
May 25, 2017
WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN SUPLEXING THE REPORTER...:
THE PERFECT METAPHOR FOR THE DONALD ERA:
May 24, 2017
THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING BUBBLE:
May 22, 2017
C'MON, THEY SYMBOLIZE LYNCHING:
May 18, 2017
NOW THAT IS A DIRTY TRICK...:
May 17, 2017
May 15, 2017
May 14, 2017
May 11, 2017
IT'S NOT WELFARE IF WHITE PEOPLE GET IT!:
May 6, 2017
WHICH LEAVES THE ECONOMIC AND GEO-POLITICAL REASONS TO TAX CARBON:
May 5, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 4, 2017
THE WORST SORT OF REACTIONARY:
May 2, 2017
"LOOKING FOR AN ANGRY FIX":
April 24, 2017
ALL POLITICS IS FREEDOM VS SECURITY:
April 22, 2017
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
April 19, 2017
SOMETIMES MEANING ALWAYS?:
April 18, 2017
April 17, 2017
NOT TO UNMASK THEM WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONGDOING:
April 15, 2017
WAIT, IT'S TO CATCH THEM, NOT US!:
SO, IN THE MEANTIME HE'S JUST PROPPING UP THE ESTABLISHMENT?:
April 12, 2017
YEAH, BUT HE MANAGED TO DISTRACT THE rIGHT FOR A WEEK:
April 10, 2017
UNTIL WE DRIVE BANNON OUT ANYWAY:
April 7, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 6, 2017
April 5, 2017
YEAH, BUT IT'S OKAY WHEN REPUBLICANS DO IT!:
ONLY THE GUILTY HAVE ANYTHING TO FEAR:
April 4, 2017
April 1, 2017
THE TROUBLE WITH QUIBBLES:
March 30, 2017
March 29, 2017
CLEANING UP OUR OWN MESS:
March 28, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 27, 2017
GARLAND WAS THE CONSERVATIVE:
March 26, 2017
AS WE USED TO RECOGNIZE OF OUR OPPONENTS...:
March 25, 2017
IT'S HARD TO GOVERN AMERICA WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AMERICANS:
March 24, 2017
WHEN PURITY TRUMPS POSSIBILITY:
THERE'S AN EASY TEST OF YOUR OWN SANITY...:
March 22, 2017
IF GOD DID NOT WANT THEM TO BE FLEECED...:
March 21, 2017
March 18, 2017
March 17, 2017
WHAT ELSE DO HIS DEFENDERS HAVE BUT RIDICULOSITY?:
March 15, 2017
March 13, 2017
SO THEY WON'T BE PASSING THAT:
March 12, 2017
March 8, 2017
THERE HAVE ONLY EVER BEEN TWO EQUALLY VIABLE ALTERNATIVES...:
YOU TOO CAN LEARN TO PRETEND THAT DONALD IS WINNING AND OBAMA'S IN TROUBLE!:
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE rIGHT; IT'S ABOUT THEIR CONSTITUENTS...:
ONLY THE LEFT/RIGHT TAKES HIM SERIOUSLY:
March 7, 2017
MIDWIVES TO A STILLBIRTH:
March 4, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 3, 2017
IT'S A HELPFUL IDENTIFIER OF THE TRUE BELIEVERS:
SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:
March 2, 2017
THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:
February 28, 2017
February 27, 2017
NEITHER lEFT NOR rIGHT CAN AFFORD THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD:
HOW THE rIGHT IS SAVING OBAMACARE:
February 23, 2017
THEIR MODESTY BECOMES THEM:
February 22, 2017
February 21, 2017
February 20, 2017
February 13, 2017
THE FUNDAMENTAL CONNECTION BETWEEN lEFT AND rIGHT...:
February 9, 2017
February 8, 2017
AT THE END OF THE DAY IT'S JUST A FIGHT OVER UNIONIZATION:
February 7, 2017
February 5, 2017
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY THEY'RE IN SEEMS WORSE:
February 4, 2017
February 2, 2017
January 27, 2017
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
GIVEN THAT VOTER REGISTRATION DATA IS WORTH MONEY...:
January 24, 2017
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS:
DID ANYONE OUTSIDE THE RIGHT BELIEVE THEM?:
FAKE NEWS FEEDS THE WINGNUTS; IT DOESN'T CREATE THEM:
January 23, 2017
THERE IS NO FACT MORE UNBEARABLE TO THE PARTISANS...:
January 22, 2017
BATTEN DOWN THE BUBBLES!:
January 19, 2017
January 10, 2017
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
January 7, 2017
January 6, 2017
REPEAL WAS AN EMOTION NOT A THOUGHT::
NO ONE EVER TOOK THEM SERIOUSLY ANYWAY:
January 3, 2017
January 1, 2017
REAL MEN USE OPIOIDS, NOT COKE!:
December 31, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 29, 2016
December 27, 2016
December 25, 2016
JUST IN CASE THE IDOLATRY WASN'T HUMILIATING ENOUGH...:
December 20, 2016
JUST BECAUSE IT'S A LIE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT USEFUL!:
VENTURING OUT OF OUR BUBBLES (profanity alert):
December 18, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 16, 2016
SOME OF US ARE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER...:
December 14, 2016
WELL, THIS IS THE KARDASHIAN CAMELOT...:
December 9, 2016
ONLY THE LEFT AND RIGHT BELIEVE OTHERWISE, BUT I REPEAT MYSELF...:
December 2, 2016
November 30, 2016
November 26, 2016
WHY SHOULD DONALD BE THE ONLY ONE CASHING IN ON THE RUBES?:
November 25, 2016
November 19, 2016
NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE A TRAIN:
TWO DEGREES OF SEPARATION:
November 17, 2016
NEVER TOO LATE FOR DECENCY:
November 14, 2016
IF THE GOOD LORD HAD NOT WANTED THEM SHEARED...:
November 13, 2016
AT LEAST THIS TIME HE DIDN'T MURDER ANYONE FOR BEING BLACK:
November 9, 2016
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THERE ARE NO THREATS:
THE LITTLE GUYS VS. THE ESTABLISHMENT:
VOTE NYC LIBERAL, GET NYC LIBERAL:
November 8, 2016
WELL, WE FINALLY RAN THE rIGHT'S DREAM EXPERIMENT...:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
November 7, 2016
YOU MEAN HATRED ISN'T ALLURING?:
WHERE DO YOU GO TO BUY YOUR SOUL BACK?:
November 6, 2016
NOTHING LEFT BUT VINCE FOSTER:
AND IT'S NOT JUST THAT POLITICS IS RELATIVELY UNIMPORTANT...:
WAIT, WE LET THEM VOTE TOO?:
NOTHING MUST BE PERMITTED TO PIERCE THE BUBBLE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE BIG PROBLEM FOR THE #NEVERHILLARY GANG...:
November 4, 2016
November 3, 2016
THE SCANDAL THAT DOES NOT EXIST:
RACISM IS THIN GRUEL IN AMERICAN POLITICS:
November 2, 2016
VS. THE PARTY THAT WANTS TO LEAVE THEM BEHIND:
October 28, 2016
October 27, 2016
THAT WON'T PENETRATE THE BUBBLE:
October 26, 2016
TWO WEEKS 'TIL WE GET OUR PARTY BACK:
October 23, 2016
October 22, 2016
PASS THE TREATIES AND DRAIN THE PUS:
October 21, 2016
THE WOGS BEGAN WITH THE SCOTS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 20, 2016
IT WON'T WASH OFF THAT EASY, SON:
HIS CAMPAIGN IS ABOUT RACE, NOT LIFE:
FROM THE IMMIGRATION FRONT-LINES:
SURE, THE RIGHT DESERVES THE HUMILIATION...
THE PROPER RESPONSE TO BUSH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME...
October 19, 2016
CRAWLING FROM THE WRECKAGE:
WHEN THE rIGHT GOT ITS IDEAL CANDIDATE:
October 18, 2016
FRIVOLITY SEEMS THE LEAST OF HIS SINS:
October 17, 2016
LIKE THE BELIEF THAT THE UR WAS BORN ELSEWHERE...:
HECK, THEY'RE THE SMALLEST PART OF THE SOCIETY-WIDE CONSPIRACY:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD NOT JUST WORK ON A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN...:
AS DONALD CEDES DECENCY TO THE OTHER PARTY:
October 16, 2016
IT'S THE ONLY THING HE'S OFFERING:
THE DISCIPLINE OF DEMOCRACY:
THE FACE OF SOMALI TERROR:
IT'S NOT ABOUT RUSSIA, JUST RACE:
October 15, 2016
GIVEN WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE...:
THEY'RE RIGHT, THEY ARE THEM:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
October 14, 2016
MUST THEY DO EVERY JOB FOR US?:
YEAH, HE BRAGGED ABOUT THAT:
HOW WERE MINORITIES SUPPOSED TO BE EXPLAINING HIM TO THEIR DAUGHTERS?:
October 13, 2016
THERE IS NO HONOR IN OPPOSING HITLER ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS GAY ANYWAY:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
October 12, 2016
AREN'T THEY JUST CONFIRMING WHAT HE SAID? (profanity alert):
REPEATING PUTIN PILLOW TALK:
A CANDIDACY BUILT ON HATE:
WHEN ONE BLACK PANTHER DOES IT THERE'S A NATIONAL CONSPIRACY...:
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET YOUR CONSCIENCE BACK EITHER:
October 11, 2016
HATE, HATE AND MORE HATE:
October 10, 2016
ALL HE KNOWS ABOUT INNER CITIES IS THAT HE LOSES MONEY IN THEM:
EVENTUALLY EVEN THE DEFENDERS MIGHT NOTICE A PATTERN...::
THE ESSENTIAL UN-AMERICANISM OF DONALD:
ALL HUMOR IS CONSERVATIVE:
NOT AN AMERICAN, NEVERMIND A REPUBLICAN:
HE IS WHO THEY THINK SHE IS:
THEY'VE WALLED OFF THEIR CONSCIENCES:
October 9, 2016
MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!:
HIS INEPTITUDE CERTAINLY ISN'T HELPFUL...:
MAKING MEXICO GREAT AGAIN!:
BUT THERE ARE STILL REPUBLICANS PRETENDING HE COULD GOVERN AMERICA?:
SHE LEADS THE PRO-BUSINESS PARTY:
NEARLY THE ONLY ONES TO EMERGE WITH HONOR...:
"I SORT OF GET AWAY WITH THINGS":
WHICH IS WHY THE FOLKS IN THE BUBBLE ARE AFRAID TO BAIL:
THE FUTURE OF CHRISTIANITY IS NOT OLD WHITE NATIVISTS:
IT'S THE PHYSICAL, NOT THE VERBAL:
OTHER THAN THAT HOW DID THE TWO-MINUTE HATE WORK OUT FOR YOU?:
October 8, 2016
FIRST HE LOST THE MORMONS...:
WHEN REALITY CONFLICTS WITH YOUR IDEOLOGY YOU HAVE TO CHANGE ONE...:
CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL:
MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN...JAIL HIM:
WE MAY NOT KNOW MINORITIES, WE DO HAVE WIVES:
IF ONLY YOU COULD IMPEACH A NOMINEE:
October 7, 2016
UNFIT TO SERVE (profanity alert):
THE IDEAL VOICE OF THE POST-TRUTH RIGHT:
THERE IS NO JUSTIFICATION:
MIRANDA'S RIGHT (profanity alert)
October 6, 2016
42% IS HIS CEILING NOT HIS FLOOR:
HE IS WHO THE RIGHT WISHES SHE WAS:
THE PLAYER AND THE PLAYED:
October 5, 2016
WHERE DO YOU GO TO GET YOUR REPUTATION BACK AFTER BEING PRO-TRUMP?:
PLANNING FOR THE POST-TRUMP GOP:
October 4, 2016
BETTER OFF DEAD (profanity alert):
AND NO ONE BELIEVES HE WAS WORTH THAT MUCH TO START WITH:
October 3, 2016
AMONG THE MOST DEPLORABLE THINGS HE'S DONE...:
MAKING MEXICO GREAT AGAIN:
HE IS WHO THEY WISH SHE WAS:
AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LUCK:
October 2, 2016
NO FOOLING THE BRAT-HANDLERS:
THE HATE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME:
YES, HE DEFINITELY NEEDED A LONGER APPRENTICESHIP:
MAKING DEPLORABLE GREAT AGAIN:
October 1, 2016
SOMETIMES LESS THAN NOTHIN' CAN BE A REAL COOL HAND...:
YOUR FIRST ERROR WAS DEFENDING THE TEA PARTY:
FIRST HE DROVE AWAY THE MORMONS....:
WHEN THE NATIVIST CHICKENS CAME HOME TO ROOST:
September 30, 2016
HE IS WHO THEY WISH SHE WAS:
IT'S PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO GOOD PEOPLE DEFEND THEIR SUPPORT FOR HIM:
September 29, 2016
AND HE CAN DANCE THE PANTS OFF CHURCHILL (profanity alert):
THE HIGH COST OF THOUGHTLESS REACTION:
September 28, 2016
FAT, LAZY AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, SON:
September 27, 2016
HE IS INHERENTLY COMICAL:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SHE'S THE REPUBLICAN IN THE RACE:
DONALD COULDN'T EVEN CONVINCE THE KLAN?:
HE IS WHO THEY WISH SHE WAS:
DRAFT-DODGER, TAX DODGER...:
September 26, 2016
CAN WE WALL OUT THE NATIVES?:
September 25, 2016
SERVING 'EM UP LIKE THE BURGER KING:
YEAH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE SILLY SEASON:
September 24, 2016
WHO'D HAVE DREAMT HE WAS A MAN OF PRINCIPLE?:
NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN:
FIRST HE DROVE AWAY THE MORMONS...:
September 23, 2016
IT'S NOT EASY STAYING THAT IGNORANT:
UNSENTIMENTAL RACIAL HYGIENE:
FIRST HE LOST US THE MORMONS...:
September 22, 2016
IT'S ONE THING WHEN HE'S FLEECING HIS FLOCK...:
SHE IS WHO THEY WISH HE WAS:
MAKING WAR ON THE ECONOMY:
September 21, 2016
FIRST HE DROVE AWAY THE MORMONS....:
September 20, 2016
HE IS WHO THEY THINK SHE IS:
September 19, 2016
September 18, 2016
FIRST HE LOST US THE MORMONS, AND I SAID NOTHING...:
WE'RE THE sTUPID PARTY, NOT THE IGNORANT ONE:
September 17, 2016
HE'S THE PERFECT TEA PARTY SPOKESMAN...:
NOT WORTHY OF OUR NOMINATION, NEVERMIND THE OFFICE:
September 16, 2016
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
September 15, 2016
WHEN THE PROPS TALK BACK:
OF COURSE, NEARLY EVERY DEMOGRAPHIC REJECTS HIM:
September 14, 2016
HE SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:
September 13, 2016
RUTHLESSLY PRICKING YOUR GONFALON BUBBLE:
September 12, 2016
WHEN HE'S TALKING HE'S LYING:
IF HE WEREN'T SO IGNORANT HE'D KNOW WE DON'T EVEN NEED IT:
AS IF IT TAKES A CONSPIRACY...:
September 11, 2016
HE IS WHO THEY WANT HER TO BE:
THE PERILS OF PARTISANSHIP:
September 10, 2016
JUST ANOTHER FAILED VENTURE...:
IF HE'S SPEAKING HE'S LYING:
THE ECONOMY WAS NEVER GOING TO BE AN ISSUE:
September 9, 2016
HE IS WHO THEY WANT HER TO BE:
ALL HE DID WAS WIPE THE LIPSTICK OFF THE PIG:
September 8, 2016
THE MARKET ISN'T A BUBBLE, YOUR HEAD IS:
September 7, 2016
HE IS WHO THEY WANT HER TO BE:
September 6, 2016
NO ONE HATES JUST AMERICA:
IF IT WERE THE PARTY OF RACISM WHAT DECENT PERSON WOULD STAY?:
September 5, 2016
THE FRIGHTENED WELFARE QUEENS:
THERE'S A REASON THE rIGHT HATES LGF:
September 4, 2016
NOT EVEN A CONSERVATIVE BY CANADIAN STANDARDS:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
WHITE HOODS AND BLACK FLAGS (profanity alert):
September 3, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
HE IS WHO THE rIGHT WANTS HER TO BE:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
September 2, 2016
WE'RE CHRISTIANS, PATRIOTS, CONSERVATIVES AND THEN REPUBLICANS:
ALL RACISM, ALL THE TIME:
September 1, 2016
August 31, 2016
THE ANTI-GROWTH CANDIDATE:
AND LEAVE THE PACIFIC BACK DOOR WIDE OPEN?:
August 30, 2016
REALITY CAN'T PENETRATE THE BUBBLE; YOU'LL NEED TO LEAVE IT:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
SETTING AN EXAMPLE FOR THE DONALD:
August 29, 2016
THE DESCRIPTOR SEEMS TOO LIMITING:
August 28, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THAT MUCH ISN'T EVEN ARGUABLE:
AMERICANS JUST AREN'T HATEFUL ENOUGH FOR HIS CANDIDACY TO BE VIABLE:
August 27, 2016
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
August 26, 2016
EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH HE LOSES VOTES:
FINALLY FOUND THAT VOTER FRAUD THE RIGHT CLAIMS IS A PROBLEM:
August 25, 2016
IT'S A CHRISTIAN PARTY; HE'S NOT EVEN A REPUBLICAN:
August 24, 2016
THE HIGH COST OF PARTISAN HYSTERIA (profanity alert):
THE DECLINING VALUE OF APPEALING TO THE CONFEDERATES:
THE KNOW-NOTHING CANDIDATE:
SOME HATREDS ARE TIMELESS:
August 23, 2016
THERE'S A REASON THEY WORK FOR HIM:
August 22, 2016
MORE MATURE THAN THE CANDIDATE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHICH TELLS YOU EXACTLY HOW HE VIEWS HIS SUPPORTERS:
EVERYBODY IN THE (CESS)POOL!:
August 20, 2016
August 18, 2016
THE SOUND AND THE FUHRER:
NO ONE WAS EVER SERIOUS ABOUT BENGHAZI:
August 17, 2016
NOT JUST THE HAIR IS CHEESY:
August 16, 2016
August 15, 2016
THE POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH:
August 14, 2016
AS W, WHO ACTUALLY WON ELECTIONS, TRIED EXPLAINING TO THEM...:
August 13, 2016
TOO SMALL A MAN FOR THE JOB:
POLITICS IS SKILLED LABOR:
August 12, 2016
THE LAST PEOPLE YOU WANT CHOOSING OUR LEADERS:
POLITICS IS A SKILLED OCCUPATION:
IT'S A CREDIT TO THE GENEROSITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:
THE MISEDUCATION OF THE RIGHT:
August 11, 2016
WOULD ANYONE WORK FOR HIM IF YOU DIDN'T HOLD A GUN TO THEIR HEAD?:
August 10, 2016
IN ALL FAIRNESS, HE MAY JUST BE MENTALLY ILL:
NO ONE CAN DENY THE SS IS BIASED...:
August 9, 2016
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
rEALIST VS NEOCON IS AN EASY CALL FOR THEM:
August 7, 2016
WHERE ARE THE BLUES BROTHERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM:
August 6, 2016
IN CASE THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION ABOUT WHAT SUPPORTING HIM MEANS:
THE RIGHTWING PLOT TO END GRIDLOCK:
NEW ENGLAND NEEDS THEM MOST:
FREE MEDIA WAS ENOUGH TO OVERCOME EVERY IDIOCY:
August 5, 2016
EVEN HIS SON-IN-LAW CAN'T HIDE HIM ANYMORE:
THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE THE TERRORISTS WON...IN HIS HEAD:
SHE MAY AS WELL START FILMING HER, "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD" AD:
HE'S NOT AMERICAN, NEVERMIND REPUBLICAN:
SUPPOSE THE rIGHT GOT ITS DREAM CANDIDATE...:
August 4, 2016
POLITICS IS SKILLED LABOR:
August 3, 2016
TRUMP HATES AMERICA ALMOST AS MUCH AS AMERICA HATES HIM:
DON'T BE THE LAST REPUBLICAN ON YOUR BLOCK TO DO THE DECENT THING:
THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN LOSE A GOP PRIMARY IS TO OPPOSE THE ESTABLISHMENT:
August 2, 2016
WHO CARES? IT'S FLYOVER COUNTRY...:
WHERE DO THEY GO TO BUY BACK THEIR SOULS?:
AT LEAST HE'S CONSISTENT:
WHO CAN LISTEN TO HIM FOR 15 HOURS? (profanity alert):
ONE WAILING INFANT IS ENOUGH:
August 1, 2016
YOUR WIFE WON'T BE VOTING FOR HIM:
CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE DONALD CALL HIM A LOSER:
WHO DREAMT HE'D BE A SORE LOSER?:
OTHER THAN THAT, HOW DID YOU ENJOY THE TWO MINUTES HATE?:
THE BOTTOM LOOKS LIKE UP:
July 31, 2016
NOT EVEN AMERICAN, NEVERMIND REPUBLICAN:
July 30, 2016
EVEN OTIS WANTS HIM TO GO AWAY:
SYPHILIS WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT:
DIDN'T LIKE THE UR FOR 7 YEARS EITHER:
CHRISTIANS, PATRIOTS, REPUBLICANS:
July 29, 2016
HIS NEW REALITY SHOW IS BIGGEST LOSER:
July 28, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 27, 2016
HARD TO EXPLAIN MA AND SOUTHERN NH THEN:
A USEFUL ADMISSION THAT HER SERVER WAS NOT HACKED:
July 26, 2016
MUST HAVE BEEN TRUMP PLAZA:
July 25, 2016
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
July 24, 2016
MAN, HE IS ONE NEEDY LITTLE BEE-ATCH:
THE CLEAREST CONNECTION IS SEXUALITY:
July 23, 2016
July 22, 2016
BUT CAN YOU FIND 6 HE GOT RIGHT?:
MIKE PENCE LOOKS EERILY LIKE STUART LOCKWOOD THERE:
July 21, 2016
IT IS THE NATURE OF RACISM...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE A TRAGIC ERROR...:
NOT A REPUBLICAN, NEVERMIND AN AMERICAN NOR A CHRISTIAN:
July 20, 2016
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
July 19, 2016
IMAGINE IF SHE LOOKED LIKE ELEANOR?:
YOU'D HAVE FLED AFTER HER SPEECH TOO:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
July 18, 2016
SAVE POOR TONY, IF YOU PLEASE (profanity alert):
HIS JOB WON'T BE DONE...:
July 17, 2016
A SHYLOCK TO GO WITH HIS FALSTAFF:
July 15, 2016
WE KNOW WHO WE DON'T WANT TAKING THAT 3AM PHONE CALL:
WELCOME TO SHAWSHANK, GOVERNOR:
July 14, 2016
4TH GRADERS EVERYWHERE RESENT THAT SLUR:
OCCUPATION NOW, OCCUPATION TOMORROW, OCCUPATION FOREVER:
July 13, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 12, 2016
"HE PROMISED EVERYTHING":
July 11, 2016
'TWIXT TYWIN AND LITTLEFINGER:
July 10, 2016
THERE GOES HIS LAST REFUGE:
July 9, 2016
July 8, 2016
WHAT THE LAW IS ACTUALLY MEANT FOR:
ANY TOKEN IN A STORM (profanity alert):
NOT A REPUBLICAN, NEVERMIND A CHRISTIAN:
July 7, 2016
IF YOU SUPPORT HIM YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT WHAT YOU ARE AT SOME POINT:
July 6, 2016
THE TRIUMPH OF IDEOLOGY OVER COMMON SENSE:
NO, NO, THEY WERE SHERRIFFS...:
JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:
July 5, 2016
THE HILARIOUS THING ABOUT THE RIGHT...:
DON'T BE sTUPID, BE A SMARTIE!:
A LITTLE LATE TO PRETEND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS:
WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE VINCE FOSTER...:
HILLARY HAD THE ONLY SAFE SERVER:
July 4, 2016
NO OTHER PURPOSE BUT KILLING PEOPLE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
NO ONE HATES JUST LATINOS, MUSLIMS AND CHINESE...:
July 3, 2016
July 2, 2016
HE SHOULD PICK BERNIE FOR VP:
ANTI-SEMITISM IS THE UR RACISM:
June 30, 2016
"TRUST ME" (profanity alert):
June 29, 2016
EVERY ROCK YOU TURN OVER...:
WOW, NOT EVEN A SMOKING PEA-SHOOTER:
June 28, 2016
LIKE THEY WERE HUNTING GOOSE WITH DICK CHENEY:
SIDING WITH DADDY OVER MOMMY:
June 27, 2016
AVOIDING THE TAINT OF RACISM:
June 25, 2016
IT'S OUR PARTY, THROW TRUMP OUT OF IT INSTEAD:
June 24, 2016
June 23, 2016
HE'S A WALKING RICO CASE:
THE ONLY SCOTSMAN WHO'S BAD AT GOLF:
THERE IS NO PONY IN THERE:
BECAUSE HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:
June 21, 2016
THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE NATIVIST EXPERIMENT:
June 20, 2016
THE TINY-FINGERED MAN WITH THE GAPING HOLE (profanity alert)
AS HE DEVOLVES TOWARDS PURE SCAM:
HE'S THE FEMALE IN THE RACE:
YEAH, BUT HE'LL GIVE IT TO THE COLOREDS WITH THE BARK ON...:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE WHEN EVEN THE NRA THINKS YOU'RE WHACKO:
THE MOST AMUSING THING ABOUT HIS NARCISSISM...:
June 19, 2016
IF YOU'RE GOING TO IMITATE A RACIAL REGIME....:
June 18, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 17, 2016
TO HIS CREDIT, HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS OWN SUPPORTERS SERIOUSLY:
NO OTHER PURPOSE BUT TO KILL PEOPLE:
N.B. THIS IS NOT HIS OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN AD:
June 16, 2016
TO BE FAIR, NO ONE TAKES THE FOUNDATION SERIOUSLY ANYWAY:
NUTS PRODUCE NUTTINESS, NOT TERROR:
MAKE HIM WASTE HIS OWN MONEY, NOT OURS:
NEVERMIND THE MORAL OBLIGATION...:
NO OTHER PURPOSE THAN TO KILL PEOPLE:
June 15, 2016
RACISM IS A TOUGH SELL IN AMERICA:
A PEOPLE-KILLER BY ANY NAME:
June 14, 2016
THEIR ONLY PURPOSE IS TO KILL PEOPLE:
NOT AS MUCH FUN ONCE THE WORM TURNS:
June 13, 2016
WE'RE JUST NOT TIRED OF THE VIOLENCE:
IT'S EASY TO UNDERSTAND AN EGOMANIAC WORSHIPING HIMSELF...:
#NEVERTHEASSCLOWN (profanity alert)
June 12, 2016
NO ONE EVER MEANS NEVER AGAIN:
A TOXIC MIX OF EGO AND IGNORANCE:
June 11, 2016
A SUCKER IS SHORN EVERY MINUTE:
IF HILLARY HOLDS OUT TO GET GARY JOHNSON ON THE DEBATE STAGE...:
CHRISTIANITY IMPOSES OBLIGATIONS:
THINK OF THE CHILDREN (self-reference alert):
June 10, 2016
NO ONE EVER MEANS NEVER AGAIN:
DO FRIES GO WITH THAT NOTHINGBURGER:
WHAT HE KNOWS IS JUST WRONG:
June 9, 2016
BROKE? CHEATING? OR CHEAP?:
AND HE WASN'T AN ANCHOR BABY:
THE PLAYER AND THE PLAYED:
June 8, 2016
WHICH ISN'T REALLY FAIR TO LINDBERGH:
HAS A REPUBLICAN EVER LOST UTAH AND WON THE ELECTION?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
LIKE THELMA ENDORSING LOUISE:
HE'S ALWAYS AT YOUR THROAT OR AT YOUR FEET:
THE AMNESTY GRANTER IN CHIEF:
June 7, 2016
MAKE AMERICA GREAT DEPRESSION AGAIN!:
June 6, 2016
AND THE TESTS ARE JUST RENAMED COMMON CORE EXAMS:
CAN'T SPELL IT WITHOUT R-U-M-P:
THE TROUBLE'S ALREADY HERE:
WHY WOULD A CAMPAIGN BE ANY DIFFERENT:
June 5, 2016
DOING FOR THE NATIONAL PARTY WHAT PETE WILSON DID IN CALIFORNIA:
WHO'S THIS WE, KEMOSABE?:
HE'S ONLY A LEADER OF THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO BE LED:
HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN, NEVERMIND A CONSERVATIVE:
June 4, 2016
THE WHITE WHALE SWIMS AWAY:
June 3, 2016
NOT THAT IT'S HARD TO BE MORE AMERICAN THAN THE DONALD:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 2, 2016
TO BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY IS TO SPEND YOUR TIME APOLOGIZING FOR THE NOMINEE:
June 1, 2016
"I'M WITH THE THREAT TO THE CONSTITUTION!":
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 31, 2016
NO WONDER HE DID SO LITTLE WITH THE FORTUNE HE INHERITED:
BUT HE'S GOOD FOR NORTH KOREA!:
BUT HE HATES HIM SOME CHARLIE:
May 30, 2016
May 29, 2016
May 28, 2016
THE WHOLE POINT OF HIS CANDIDACY IS THE PERSONAL ABUSE OF POWER:
NO ONE EVER MEANS "NEVER AGAIN":
May 27, 2016
NIGHT OF THE LONG KNAVES:
May 26, 2016
May 25, 2016
THE QUINTESSENTIAL TRUMP MOMENT...
SOME THINGS JUST AREN'T DONE:
May 24, 2016
NOTHING IS MORE GALLING TO IDEOLOGUES...:
ANTI-SEMITISM IS THE UR-RACISM:
May 23, 2016
A SIMPLE QUESTION OF WHETHER YOU TAKE YOUR VOTE SERIOUSLY:
THERE'S A LOT OF APOLOGIZING FOR THE PARTY GOING AROUND:
May 22, 2016
May 21, 2016
IN OTHER WORDS, IT WAS IRREFUTABLY SUICIDE:
WHICH IS WHY GOVERNORS MAKE BETTER PRESIDENTS:
CHRISTIANITY IMPOSES OBLIGATIONS:
May 20, 2016
May 18, 2016
SHE'S THE REPUBLICAN; HE'S THE DEMOCRAT:
ANTI-SEMITISM IS THE UR-RACISM:
WHERE DO TAXPAYERS GO TO GET OUR MONEY BACK FROM THIS WASTE OF TIME?:
May 17, 2016
WHEN IN DOUBT, BLAME THE JEW:
May 16, 2016
SO HE'D HAVE BAD RELATIONS WITH EVERYONE BUT PUTIN?:
May 15, 2016
WHEN YOUR BEST DEFENSE IS THAT YOUR CANDIDATE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING HE SAYS:
May 14, 2016
May 13, 2016
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH...:
BERNIE UNDERSTANDS ECONOMICS BETTER:
BORN ON THIRD AND TURNED IT INTO A BUNT SINGLE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE COMPANY YOU KEEP (profanity alert):
May 12, 2016
NO ONE EVER MEANS NEVER AGAIN:
CAPTAIN OF THE WASHINGTON GENERALS:
May 11, 2016
May 10, 2016
May 9, 2016
THE CANCER DID NOT METASTASIZE:
IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHY HE COULDN'T BREAK 40% IN CONTESTED PRIMARIES:
May 8, 2016
ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIS CANDIDACY...:
THEY'RE JUST THE TEA PARTIERS...:
May 7, 2016
MEET ME ON THE ST. LOUIS:
CHRISTIAN, PATRIOT, REPUBLICAN:
May 6, 2016
May 5, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 4, 2016
TRUMP'S MESSAGE? "WHO NEEDS 'EM?":
WHAT IF THE rIGHT GOT EVERYTHING IT EVER WANTED?:
OUR TRANSGENDER NOMINEES:
May 3, 2016
A DYSTOPIAN, NOT A REPUBLICAN:
NEITHER A REPUBLICAN, NOR A rEPUBLICAN
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 2, 2016
May 1, 2016
TAKING "NEVER AGAIN" SERIOUSLY:
TO BE lEFT OR rIGHT IS TO REJECT REALITY:
April 30, 2016
ISN'T THE ENTIRE POINT OF HIS CAMPAIGN...:
IF GOD DIDN'T WANT THEM SHEARED...:
April 29, 2016
ON THE OTHER HAND, BROWN SHIRT MANUFACTURERS WILL MAKE MONEY (profanity/racial slur alert):
April 28, 2016
C'MON, HE CAN"T REALLY HAVE FLESH:
April 27, 2016
THE RIGHT'S WAR ON CONSERVATISM:
April 26, 2016
A LIGHT UNTO THE NATIONS:
April 25, 2016
JOBS HIS SUPPORTERS WON'T DO:
April 23, 2016
THEY'RE WAY TOO DEMOCRATIC:
THE LEADERSHIP WE DESERVE:
April 22, 2016
April 20, 2016
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
April 19, 2016
April 18, 2016
KICKING AGAINST THE PRICKS:
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
April 17, 2016
WE'LL BE CHARITABLE AND ASSUME THERE'S NOT 100% OVERLAP:
April 15, 2016
THE VULGARIANS ARE ALWAYS WITH US:
April 12, 2016
April 11, 2016
REAGAN AND W KNEW SOMETHING:
April 10, 2016
April 9, 2016
April 8, 2016
April 7, 2016
CAN'T WEAR THOSE NEAR THE BURNING CROSSES...:
April 5, 2016
HE'S NEVER BEEN GOOD AT RUNNING ANYTHING:
April 3, 2016
HE'S A MALTHUSIAN, NOT A REPUBLICAN:
April 2, 2016
April 1, 2016
March 29, 2016
HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD, TOM DEWEY:
RUNNING ON HATE IN A COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T:
March 28, 2016
THE GROWN-UP IN THE ROOM:
THE IMMIGRANTS THEY HATE ARE CONNECTED:
March 27, 2016
HATRED EXACTS A HIGH COST IN AMERICA:
March 25, 2016
AMERICA MAKE ME GREAT AGAIN:
FITTING, SINCE THE WHOLE PROTEST WAS ABOUT WANTING TO TAKE MORE MONEY FROM TAXPAYERS:
BUT IT'S A COMFORTING MYTH:
March 21, 2016
BESIDES, THERE'LL BE NO TIME WHAT WITH THE IRS AND GUNRUNNER PROSECUTIONS....:
March 20, 2016
ONE BLOWHARD DOES NOT A rIGHTWARD SHIFT MAKE:
March 19, 2016
DO THEY THINK THE NEXT PRESIDENT'S PICK WILL BE MORE CONSERVATIVE?:
March 18, 2016
March 11, 2016
WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF CULTURE:
MAKING AMERICA GREAT DEPRESSION AGAIN:
THE LAST DEFENDER OF THE SECOND WAY:
March 10, 2016
NATIVISM WITH A SIDE OF SELF-LOATHING:
FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS NO HOBGOBLIN OF LITTLE FINGERS:
March 9, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SEPARATED AT BIRTH (OF A NATION):
MAYBE HE WAS JUST THERE APPLYING TO BE TRUMP'S SECDEF?:
OH, WHAT RICHARD HOFSTATDER IS MISSING...:
March 8, 2016
THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S A MISTAKE...:
March 7, 2016
March 6, 2016
EVEN DEMOCRATS WOULD VOTE TO CONFIRM:
OLD SCRATCHING THEIR ITCHES:
March 5, 2016
A.I., ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE?:
March 4, 2016
HE WAS RIGHT BEFORE HE TURNED rIGHT:
March 3, 2016
THE GOP ALWAYS NOMINATES THE NEXT IN LINE:
March 2, 2016
LAST DEFENDERS OF THE DYING SECOND WAY:
March 1, 2016
CAN LA RAZA BE FAR BEHIND:
February 29, 2016
THERE'S A LIMIT TO HOW MUCH SPITTLE A MAN CAN LICK:
February 28, 2016
THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN MAKE DON KING LOOK WISE:
KNO KNOWLEDGE OF THE KLAN:
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS ONE...:
February 27, 2016
DON'T BE sTUPID, BE A SMARTY!:
CAN PETE WILSON BE FAR BEHIND?:
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU, FOOL ME 21 TIMES....:
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CHANTED "YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FLAMING TRUMPS":
February 26, 2016
"YOU HAVE TO PUSH AS HARD AS THE TIMES THAT PUSH AGAINST YOU":
February 25, 2016
WHICH IS A SELLING POINT TO HIS SUPPORTERS:
JUST BECAUSE THE ECONOMY WON'T BE AN ISSUE...:
THE ONE COMFORTING THING...:
MAKKKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!:
February 24, 2016
THE THEORIES ALL CONSIDER HOW PEOPLE THINK...:
THEIR JOB TO OFFER BATTLE:
COALITION OF THE TERRIFIED:
February 23, 2016
DRAFT-DODGING AND NATIVISM, THINGS DON'T CHANGE MUCH DO THEY?:
February 22, 2016
THE ECONOMY WON'T BE A FACTOR:
THE ECONOMY WON'T BE AN ISSUE:
February 20, 2016
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GO ANY LOWER:
BECAUSE OF HIS POLICIES?:
February 18, 2016
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR, OR ELSE...:
February 16, 2016
SCRATCH A TRUMP SUPPORTER:
LEAST RESPONSIBLE CANDIDATE EVER:
February 15, 2016
SURE, IT'S PRETTY NEARLY EXTORTION BUT IT DOES ADD TO THE FUN...:
THEY AREN'T REVOLUTIONARY; THEY'RE REACTIONARY:
February 12, 2016
February 11, 2016
MAKING THE PARTY SMALLER:
February 10, 2016
February 9, 2016
CONSERVATIVES VS THE FOUNDERS:
THE WAY HE SPEAKS TO HIS SUPPORTERS TELLS YOU WHAT HE THINKS OF THEM:
February 8, 2016
A BIGOT AND A BOLSHIE WALK INTO A BAR...:
HE EXISTS SO WE CAN BRING BACK THE TERM LICKSPITTLE:
THE VAST LEFTWING CONSPIRACY:
WHEN YOUR BEST DEFENSE IS, "HE'S A NUT, NOT A LIGHTWEIGHT"....:
February 5, 2016
HE SHOULD BE RUNNING IN THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES:
DUDE, IT'S 2016, NOT 1936; JEWS ARE WHITE NOW:
YOU'D BE QUITTING TOO IF YOU'D SEEN HIS INTERNAL POLLING:
February 4, 2016
DONALD TRUMP SHOULD FUND HIS CAMPAIGN:
February 3, 2016
CARE AND FEEDING OF THE WAHOOS:
February 1, 2016
January 30, 2016
THE HIGH COST OF NOT PUNISHING THE BUNDYS:
January 29, 2016
"A CERTAIN KIND OF DEMOCRAT":
TALKS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS, ACTS LIKE BERNIE MADOFF:
January 28, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 27, 2016
CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...:
January 26, 2016
January 24, 2016
HE'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY:
ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE COLORED:
January 23, 2016
January 22, 2016
JUST ANOTHER SPECIAL INTEREST:
FOULING OUR ISLAMOPHOBIC NATIVIST NEST:
January 21, 2016
WAIT'LL THEY GET A SECOND AMENDMENT...:
January 20, 2016
HAVE YOU THANKED A CLOWN TODAY?:
HAVEN'T JEWS SUFFERED ENOUGH?:
January 19, 2016
FOR WHOM THE BELL PEALES:
January 18, 2016
THEY WANT A UNICORN RIDER; WE WANT A MAN ON A WHITE HORSE:
January 17, 2016
January 16, 2016
SITTING WITH THE GROWN-UPS:
TOO LATE FOR RACIAL HYGIENE:
January 15, 2016
CONTEMPT FOR OTHERS IS THE CORE OF HIS CAREER:
ALL HATERS END UP HATING...:
January 14, 2016
THE HARD ROAD FROM NO TO YES:
January 12, 2016
MAY AS WELL ASK WHY DAIRY FARMERS SUPPORT BERNIE SANDERS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
FUNNY SORT OF APOCALYPSE:
January 9, 2016
January 7, 2016
WHEN THE CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST:
January 6, 2016
"WHITE ONLY" EQUALS BLUE:
January 5, 2016
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED:
January 4, 2016
January 3, 2016
January 1, 2016
BIRTH OF A NATIONALIST CANDIDATE:
December 31, 2015
YOU CAN'T BUILD A PARTY AROUND FOLKS WHO'LL BE DEAD SOON:
December 30, 2015
December 28, 2015
REALITY IS TERRIBLY CONFUSING FOR IDEOLOGUES:
December 27, 2015
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, WHY DO YOU THINK I'M AMAZING?:
NEXT THEY'LL TRY TELLING ME I'M NOT GOING TO BE KILLED IN A SHARK ATTACK...:
December 18, 2015
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHICH IS WHY WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
December 17, 2015
December 16, 2015
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 15, 2015
WE'RE MARCHING TO A FASTER PACE!:
December 13, 2015
AN INTERESTING ILLUSTRATION OF REACTIONISM...:
December 12, 2015
THEN THE FOX TOLD THE FARMER THE CHICKENS WERE EVIL...:
December 11, 2015
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 8, 2015
WASN'T THE DONALD ALREADY SUFFICIENTLY GAFFE-PRONE?:
December 5, 2015
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE; PEOPLE WITH GUNS DO:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 3, 2015
ORIGINALISM VS INNOVATION:
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU TREAT JEWS LIKE MEXICANS:
December 1, 2015
November 26, 2015
November 25, 2015
November 22, 2015
COMMENCE THE UNTWISTING OF PANTIES:
November 21, 2015
November 16, 2015
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
November 14, 2015
November 13, 2015
November 7, 2015
BLAMING THE MEDIA IS ALWAYS AN ADMISSION OF GUILT:
November 6, 2015
November 5, 2015
BRING BACK REAGAN! HE'D GIVE THEM ALL AMNESTY...:
November 4, 2015
November 3, 2015
October 31, 2015
ON THE OTHER HAND, IT IS ONE SURE WAY TO BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE...:
October 26, 2015
THE rIGHT VS CONSERVATISM:
October 23, 2015
October 15, 2015
October 13, 2015
FOR THE rIGHT, THERE IS NO GREATER SIN THAN EFFECTIVE GOVERNANCE:
ONLY THE NEOCONS EVER TOOK IT SERIOUSLY:
October 12, 2015
THERE MUST BE A PONY IN THERE SOMEWHERE!
October 10, 2015
WHERE THERE'S NO SMOKE THERE'S NO FIRE:
IF YOU'RE GENUINELY ANTI-GOVERNMENT...
October 9, 2015
THEY JUST WANT THEIR BLUE STATE MODEL AND THEIR BLUE PLATE SPECIAL:
THE GREAT THING ABOUT THE DIAGRAM...:
October 8, 2015
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 7, 2015
IT'S NOT JUDICIAL ACTIVISM WHEN OUR SIDE MAKES STUFF UP:
AS THE TRUE BELIEVERS CIRCLE THEIR FIRING SQUAD...:
October 6, 2015
THE PARTY OF REGULAR ORDER:
October 4, 2015
October 1, 2015
HIS ACHIEVEMENTS DOOMED HIM:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE RIGHT RENOUNCE THE WISOM OF MARKETS...:
September 29, 2015
HE'S THE TEA PARTY'S BEAU IDEAL:
September 26, 2015
September 25, 2015
CASHING THE PEACE DIVIDEND:
SOMEONE HAD TO PAY THE PRICE FOR THE ELECTION THEY COST US:
September 18, 2015
AT A MINIMUM, REPUBLICANS ARE ENTITLED TO EXPECT...:
September 17, 2015
JUST CALL THEM "GIPPER GOALS" AND THE RIGHT WILL LINE BACK UP:
September 15, 2015
September 14, 2015
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
September 10, 2015
September 8, 2015
WHICH IS WHY HE SHOULD RUN IN THE CHILDISH PARTY, NOT THE GROWN-UP:
September 5, 2015
September 4, 2015
WHICH IS WHY THEY HARDLY MENTION HIM THIS CYCLE:
September 3, 2015
MEANWHILE, HE HANDED JEB THE SWITCH WITH WHICH TO BEAT HIM...:
WEALTHY OLD WHITE MEN WANT THEIR WELFARE CHECKS:
September 2, 2015
NOT FAIR TO FRANCO AND FASCISM:
A HELPFUL ADMISSION THAT IT ISN'T ONE...:
August 30, 2015
August 29, 2015
August 28, 2015
WHILE THE GROWN-UPS HEAR THE FALCONER:
ANGER IS THIN GRUEL IN AMERICAN POLITICS:
THE ONLY CONSTANT IS HIS IDENTIFICATION WITH SOCIALIST DICTATORS:
August 27, 2015
WHAT ABOUT FENCING THE REST OF THE COUNTRY?:
August 26, 2015
IN EFFECT, HE'S RUNNING ON THE BIGGEST TAX INCREASE IN HISTORY:
IN FAIRNESS TO THE DONALD...:
August 25, 2015
GIVING HIM THE OLD BEER HALL PUSH:
August 24, 2015
THE LAST ONES IN ALWAYS HATE THE NEXT ONES IN:
FIGHT? THEY AGREED TO THE DEAL WHEN THEY PASSED THE IRAN NUCLEAR REVIEW ACT:
August 23, 2015
THEY COULDA BEEN SOMEBODY:
August 22, 2015
THE KNOW-NOTHINGS ARE ALWAYS WITH US:
JUST RENAME THEM REAGAN TESTS:
August 21, 2015
WHEREAS, THE POINT IS WHAT WE STAND TO GAIN:
August 20, 2015
ENOUGH? HOW ABOUT AT ALL?:
August 19, 2015
YOUR CLASSIC GREEN CARD MARRIAGE:
WHO WOULD LAUGH IF PRESIDENT HUCKABEE DENIED MANHATTAN THE FRANCHISE?:
IF YOU OPPOSE PREPARING STUDENTS FOR JOBS...:
August 18, 2015
IN CASE ANYONE DOUBTED THE KILLING WAS RACIAL:
August 14, 2015
NO ONE'S ENDING ANYTHING, JUST REFORMING IT:
August 12, 2015
August 11, 2015
SEEN ONE SET OF HARDLINERS YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL:
August 6, 2015
IT'S NOT AS IF EVEN THE NATIVISTS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT IT:
July 27, 2015
July 21, 2015
July 17, 2015
AND IT'S THE CHRISTIAN PARTY:
July 16, 2015
THEY KNOW IT STANDS FOR HATING BLACKS:
July 15, 2015
July 13, 2015
LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER TELLING JOHN WAYNE GACY TO EASE OFF THE CRAZY PEDDLE:
July 7, 2015
WHEN YOU'RE TOO RACIST FOR THE COUNTRY CLUB CROWD...:
June 22, 2015
WILL JOSHUA CHAMBERLAIN BE ATTENDING?:
June 18, 2015
JUST CALL IT "STAND YOUR GROUND" AND LET THEM THINK THEY WON:
June 5, 2015
WHICH IS WHY W WON ON IT TWICE:
June 1, 2015
IT BEGINS WITH HATING PEOPLE:
May 27, 2015
May 21, 2015
INDULGING THE RIGHT WING GETS EXPENSIVE AFTER AWHILE:
May 13, 2015
May 11, 2015
SOONER OR LATER A WHITE PERSON WILL GET HURT AND THEN THE RIGHT WILL STOP IDOLIZING HIM:
THE OPPOSE GROWTH BECAUSE IT BRINGS THE WOGS:
May 9, 2015
DEFENDING THESE PROGRAMS IS WHAT THE TEA PATY WAS FOR:
May 8, 2015
LIKE THE FUSS OVER FLOURIDATION & INCANDESCENT BULBS:
May 6, 2015
THE TEA PARTY IS ALL ABOUT STATUS QUO:
May 5, 2015
May 4, 2015
April 30, 2015
LIBERTARIAN MEANS YOUR GOVERNMENT CHECK SHOULDN'T EAT INTO MINE:
April 29, 2015
YOU KNEW THEY'D FIND THEM EVENTUALLY:
April 27, 2015
April 21, 2015
April 20, 2015
NOR WAS THERE A MAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL:
April 15, 2015
PARTISAN FOR PARTISANSHIP SAKE:
April 13, 2015
THE GOP REFORMS WILL GET THAT CLOSER TO ZERO:
April 11, 2015
WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
April 2, 2015
CALL IT THE MANNING STANDARD:
April 1, 2015
REPUBLICANS WILL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
March 27, 2015
DUDE, YOU'RE HARSHING ON THEIR BELLOW:
March 18, 2015
ONE LESS KNUCKLEHEAD TO TRY AND EXPLAIN AWAY:
March 17, 2015
DEEP INTO THE FEVER SWAMPS:
March 16, 2015
March 15, 2015
THE PLAYERS AND THE PLAYED:
March 12, 2015
BUT I'M A SENATOR, DANG IT!:
March 10, 2015
THE MALTHUSIAN IS PERIODICALLY RIGHT IN THE SHORT TERM...:
ON THE OTHER HAND, HE DID MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF:
March 9, 2015
THE SAD REALITY IS THAT...:
March 8, 2015
THERE IS NO CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR ENFORCING A RACIST LAW:
GIVING THE BACKWARDS PUPILS AN EXTENSION:
March 5, 2015
HEY, THEY THINK PUTIN IS WINNING TOO:
March 3, 2015
THE BENEFITS OF ADULY SUPERVISION:
THAT ART WOULD BE HELPFUL, WERE IT CREDIBLE:
February 26, 2015
HIS CONSPIRACY THEORY DIES WITH HIM:
February 24, 2015
GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME TO "THE REAGAN RULES":
February 23, 2015
YOU MEAN HE'S NOT A GAY MUSLIM SOCIALIST:
February 21, 2015
THE REALITY IS THEY'LL NEVER NEED TO USE MATH IN THEIR LIVES...:
February 20, 2015
THE BELTWAY IS NOT THE BASE:
YOU'D THINK HE'D AT LEAST KNOW...:
February 17, 2015
February 15, 2015
WHERE ARE THE "JE SUIS ZAKI" SHIRTS?
February 11, 2015
February 7, 2015
THERE IS NO RIGHT TO NEEDLESSLY ENDANGER OTHERS:
February 6, 2015
KELO, THE RIGHT'S BEST FRIEND:
February 5, 2015
February 3, 2015
January 30, 2015
THERE IS NO CASE FOR NATIVISM:
AS THE BUBBLES TIGHTEN...:
January 28, 2015
IT'S GOING TO BE REFORMED, NOT REPEALED:
January 26, 2015
THE RIGHT IS THE LEFT...AND VICE VERSA:
January 23, 2015
AS THE RIGHT ARGUED AFTER KELO...:
January 19, 2015
THE RIGHT'S PUSH FOR NATIONAL HEALTH:
KIND OF LIKE HITLER WAS A REFORMER OF LUTHERANISM...:
January 14, 2015
HOW BENGHAZI AND BLACKWATER FIT UNDER ONE TIN FOIL CAP:
ONE ALSO HAS TO CONSIDER...:
January 13, 2015
THERE'S A GREAT, THOUGH PROBABLY APOCHRYPHAL, STORY...:
January 12, 2015
THEY'RE AS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT REPEAL...:
NO WONDER THE RIGHT HAS THE TERRORS:
January 11, 2015
WHICH IS WHY THE BASE TRUSTS THE LEADERSHIP:
AS ANY HALF COMPETENT ANALYST COULD HAVE TOLD YOU...:
January 10, 2015
HOW THE LEFT AND RIGHT WINGS IMITATE MID-TABLE SOCCER FANS:
WHAT DID WE EXPECT WHEN WE LET A MURDERER WALK?:
January 8, 2015
January 6, 2015
AND THEN YOU FEEL THREATENED WHEN YOU PEAK OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE:
January 2, 2015
BUT WE HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS IN OUR PARTY:
December 31, 2014
December 29, 2014
SCRATCH AN IMMIGRATION OPPONENT...:
December 25, 2014
IF IT'S BIPARTISAN NEITHER WING CAN SUPPORT IT:
December 19, 2014
THE ONLY DANGER OF TARP WAS ALWAYS...:
December 16, 2014
IT'S ABOUT PURITY, NOT THE PRESIDENCY:
December 14, 2014
DID THEY CHOOSE A WASHINGTON GENERALS UNIFORM AS THEIR SYMBOL?:
December 5, 2014
STOMPING THEIR FEET...AND THE GOVERNING:
November 27, 2014
IMMIGRATION LIMITS ARE ALWAYS AND EVERYWHERE ABOUT RACIAL HYGIENE:
November 25, 2014
EVEN THE RIGHT WAS NEVER GOING TO DEPORT THEM:
NO AMERICAN PRESIDENT OUGHT ENFORCE AN UNJUST LAW:
November 23, 2014
SOMEONE HAS TO DO THE WORK WHITE PEOPLE WON'T:
IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF PANTY UNTWISTING:
November 22, 2014
IT'LL BE REFORMED TO MAKE IT MORE GENEROUS, NOT REPEALED:
THERE WAS NEVER ANY CHANCE OF NOT FINDING THEM:
November 21, 2014
NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US WE AREN'T GOING TO DIE OF EBOLA!:
THE RIGHT VS MARKET ECONOMICS:
November 19, 2014
IT'S ALWAYS EASIER FOR NIXON TO GO TO CHINA:
November 11, 2014
AT LEAST THE HOAX LASTED THROUGH ELECTION DAY!:
November 5, 2014
A WAVE THAT WAS BUILT IN THE SPRING:
October 30, 2014
WHEN YOU HATE YOUR OWN BASE:
October 28, 2014
ONLY THE WINGS ARE OBSESSED WITH IT:
October 25, 2014
PIMPING FOR THE SECOND WAY:
October 23, 2014
IF ONLY WE'D TRUSTED THE BRITS THIS MUCH IN THE 18TH CENTURY...:
October 19, 2014
October 12, 2014
September 27, 2014
NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US SADDAM HAD NO WMD:
September 23, 2014
September 11, 2014
CALL IT THE REAGAN CORE AND THEY'LL STOP OPPOSING IT:
September 4, 2014
August 20, 2014
WE'RE GOING TO REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:
August 8, 2014
IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' IF YOU CAN BACK IT UP:
August 7, 2014
IF GOD HAD NOT WANTED THEM SHEARED...:
August 4, 2014
WORK WHITE POEOPLE WON'T DO:
August 2, 2014
July 29, 2014
WHEN DOCTRINE FAILS GO FULL ON CRAZY:
July 28, 2014
IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT TO KEEP THE RED STATES POOR:
July 25, 2014
IT'S GOING TO BE REFORMED, NOT REPEALED:
July 21, 2014
THEY JUST KEEP DOING THE STUFF THEY'LL NEVER DO:
July 17, 2014
July 14, 2014
THE ONE STIMULUS BILL THAT WOULD HAVE GOOSED THE ECONOMY:
July 11, 2014
TRYING TO SLOW THE CRAZY BUS:
July 10, 2014
NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY:
July 7, 2014
AMNESTY WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE GIPPER:
June 28, 2014
THE GOP NEEDS TO REFORM IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE:
June 25, 2014
NEITHER WING CARES ABOUT EDUCATING KIDS:
TOSSING THE TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM:
June 24, 2014
June 20, 2014
WHO KNEW THEY STILL MADE TAPE?:
June 19, 2014
THEY RUN THE PLACE LIKE A GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY:
June 18, 2014
ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY DOWN THE TUBES:
June 11, 2014
BUT CONSTITUENCY WORK IS SO BORING:
June 10, 2014
June 1, 2014
PUTTING AWAY CHILDISH THINGS:
May 15, 2014
May 13, 2014
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
May 8, 2014
May 7, 2014
May 6, 2014
THE RIGHT ISN'T CONSERVATIVE:
April 27, 2014
April 24, 2014
AND HOW DOES THEIR GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY DIFFER FROM HIS?:
April 22, 2014
April 20, 2014
April 17, 2014
AT THE eND OF hISTORY, THERE'S NOTHING TO UNITE AGAINST:
April 11, 2014
FROM THE BELTWAY YOU CAN'T HEAR AMERICA:
April 3, 2014
DANG, NOW THEY HAVE TO GOVERN:
March 23, 2014
NOT THAT ANYONE CONSIDERS NATIVISTS PRINCIPLED TO BEGIN WITH...:
March 13, 2014
..THEN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY GOVERN:
March 5, 2014
March 1, 2014
WENT FOR THE BLUE PLATE SPECIAL AND A TEA PARTY BROKE OUT:
February 15, 2014
BECAUSE THE DIGNITY OF WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD:
February 13, 2014
BALANCED BUDGETS ARE JUST A MATTER OF HYGIENE:
February 12, 2014
ONLY PETER PAN NEVER GREW UP:
February 9, 2014
LET US, FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, TAKE CAPITALISM SERIOUSLY FOR A MOMENT...:
HARPER, IT'S ENGLISH FOR TANCREDO:
February 7, 2014
February 3, 2014
ONLY THE RIGHT TAKES THE LINKS SERIOUSLY:
THE CONFUSIONS OF THE EASILY CONFUSED:
January 30, 2014
January 27, 2014
HATRED IS THIN GRUEL IN AMERICA:
January 23, 2014
WAIT...THAT DOESN'T FIT THE RHETORIC...:
January 20, 2014
THE MONSTER THAT'S UNDER MY BED:
January 19, 2014
January 18, 2014
January 17, 2014
January 16, 2014
IF YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR PHANTASMS WHAT DO THEY HAVE LEFT TO BE SCARED OF?
January 15, 2014
January 14, 2014
January 11, 2014
THERE'S NO DISAGREEMENT ABOUT WEALTH TRANSFERS...:
THE POINT BEING THAT THEY, THEREFORE, OPPOSE GOOD GOVERNMENT:
January 10, 2014
THEY'RE FETISHES, NOT REAL PEOPLE:
January 3, 2014
IDEOLOGY VS COMMON SENSE:
December 30, 2013
THE DEEP STATE STRIKES BACK:
December 28, 2013
LEARNING WOULD REQUIRE LISTENING:
December 27, 2013
December 13, 2013
RAGE AGAINST THE MANICHE:
November 22, 2013
A SAD, TWISTED SORT OF FOLK:
November 19, 2013
AND WE'D OPPOSE THE SECOND COMING IF THE UR ANNOUNCED IT:
November 18, 2013
WE ARE SHOCKED...SHOCKED:
November 17, 2013
AS IF ARCHIE BUNKER WERE A BRIGHT:
November 2, 2013
ALL THAT HYSTERIA WASTED:
October 31, 2013
BUT MYTHS ARE STUBBORN STUFF:
October 30, 2013
October 27, 2013
FIRST WE HAVE TO REMOVE THE APPLE FROM THE ORANGES...:
October 26, 2013
AND YOU WONDER WHY THEY DON'T VOTE REPUBLICAN?:
COME ON BABY...DON'T FEAR THE BELTWAY:
GLITCHES AREN'T TERMINAL:
October 24, 2013
WHATEVER THE RIGHT IS, IT'S NOT CONSERVATIVE:
October 16, 2013
October 15, 2013
October 13, 2013
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SELF-CARICATURE:
THE JOURNEY IS NEVER THE DESTINATION:
October 12, 2013
SCRATCH AN OPPONENT OF IMMIGRATION...:
October 11, 2013
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE (profanity alert):
October 4, 2013
NOTHIN'S GONNA BRING IT BACK:
CONSTITUENCIES MATTER, NOT POLLS:
October 3, 2013
SOMETIMES ACCEPTING THAT YOU WON IS THE HARDEST PART:
October 2, 2013
September 28, 2013
"WHICH SIDE WERE YOU ON?":
September 8, 2013
August 25, 2013
THE RIGHT IS JUST AS HAPPY WITH THE FICTIONAL VERSION:
August 5, 2013
August 1, 2013
July 31, 2013
MORE LIKE DESERVED DERISION THAN DEATH:
July 29, 2013
ERRORS OF THE rEALIST rIGHT:
July 25, 2013
THE BELTWAY VS THE PARTY:
July 18, 2013
THE RIGHT'S COME A LONG WAY, HUH?:
July 9, 2013
July 8, 2013
THE HECK WITH FACTS, JUST DEMAGOGUE:
July 7, 2013
July 6, 2013
July 5, 2013
WHO EXPECTED DEFT BUREAUCRACY?:
REALLY? THAT'S THE ROUTE WE'RE GOING?
June 29, 2013
WHAT MAKES THIS PARTICULARLY DELICIOUS...:
June 24, 2013
June 22, 2013
WHILE THE ANALYSIS OF THE LEFT'S CATASTROPHISM IS FUN...:
June 21, 2013
June 16, 2013
ONE OF THE SUREST SIGNS OF RIGHTWING LUNACY...:
June 15, 2013
BUT THEN, THEY HAVE TO HATE IT WHEN OUR GOVERNMENT ACHIEVES THINGS:
June 7, 2013
YEAH, BUT I READ WORLDNETDAILY AND NEWSMAX!:
June 6, 2013
IT'S NOT WELFARE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GET IT:
May 22, 2013
May 21, 2013
SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THE TIMES:
May 20, 2013
JUST A NORMAL BUREAUCRACY IN ACTION:
May 17, 2013
POLITICS, IT'S WHAT POLITICAL ORGANIZATIONS DO:
May 16, 2013
HEY, WAIT, WHAT IF THEY LOBBY FOR STUFF I WANT?:
May 15, 2013
May 11, 2013
May 8, 2013
WHAT DID YOU THINK NATIVISM WAS?:
May 4, 2013
WHICH IS WHY CONFIRMATORY BIAS IS SUCH A PROBLEM:
April 28, 2013
WHAT DO THEY HAVE LEFT BUT PARTISANSHIP?:
April 20, 2013
THERE IS NO CHRISTIANITY IN THE CLOISTER:
April 10, 2013
THE PARTY OF SPECIAL INTERESTS:
March 24, 2013
BUT I ONLY MEANT TO THROW YOUR TEA OVERBOARD...:
March 19, 2013
ONLY THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT EVER TOOK IT SERIOUSLY:
March 7, 2013
WHAT DO FACTS MEAN TO IDEOLOGUES?:
THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE FUNDING IS SO EASY TO FIX...:
February 26, 2013
"AUSTERITY" CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH:
February 11, 2013
WE HAD TO CONVINCE THEM WE HATED THEM TO GET THEM TO VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS:
February 9, 2013
January 31, 2013
IT'S A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY...:
January 30, 2013
SIMPLE HUMAN DECENCY ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT MOVES PEOPLE:
January 28, 2013
WAKING UP TO DISCOVER WHO YOU ARE:
ACCEPTING THE INEVITABLE:
January 27, 2013
A COUPLE TWEAKS FROM SURPLUS:
January 25, 2013
January 17, 2013
THE BELTWAY IS NOTHING LIKE AMERICA:
January 16, 2013
January 15, 2013
HAD THEY JUST PASSED THE BILL IN 2007...
January 14, 2013
January 8, 2013
CAN'T BE CHRISTIAN AND NATIVIST:
January 7, 2013
JUST A FEW BITTER CLINGERS LEFT:
January 2, 2013
WHAT REALLY SANK W WITH THE RIGHT REDOUNDS EVEN MORE TO HIS CREDIT...:
December 26, 2012
December 21, 2012
WHICH IS ONE WAY TO GUARANTEE TAX HIKES AND SPENDING CUTS:
December 19, 2012
NEVER TOO LATE TO REALIZE YOU WERE DERANGED:
December 16, 2012
RULE #1--NO POLITICS ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE:
December 5, 2012
GREAT YOKELS FROM LITTLE ACORN GROW:
November 29, 2012
HAVING NEVER UTTERED A PROFANITY AT THIS SITE...:
November 28, 2012
TURN DOWN THE MUSIC OR I'LL KILL YOU?
November 24, 2012
IF IT TOOK A HUMILIATING LOSS TO FORCE THE PARTY INTO DECENCY, IT WAS WORTH IT:
November 23, 2012
November 12, 2012
NOW THAT THE RIGHT HAS DECIDED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AREN'T WORTHY OF THEIR IDEAS...:
THE 1% OF AMERICA THAT CARES ABOUT GUNWALKER:
November 10, 2012
TIPTOEING UP TO AN INSIGHT:
THE RIGHT DOESN'T NEED TO ACCEDE TO DEMOCRATS, BUT TO DECENCY:
November 8, 2012
THE RANK AND FILE SUPPORT AMNESTY BY THE SAME MARGINS:
WE'RE TOO SECURE TO CARE ABOUT GUNS:
November 7, 2012
AND IF YOU WANT TO WIN YOUNG PEOPLE...:
November 3, 2012
THERE'S A CERTAIN SUBLIMITY...:
October 27, 2012
PUNISHING ADULTERY FALLS UNDER A DIFFERENT DOCTRINE ANYWAY:
October 19, 2012
THE ADDED BONUS HERE....:
October 14, 2012
WHICH IS WHY THE TEA PARTY CONFUSED PEOPLE:
October 8, 2012
THE DEAL WAS THAT WE PRETEND THEY WERE A PEER...:
October 2, 2012
OF COURSE, WHAT'S AMUSING HERE...:
September 29, 2012
TRAMECKSANS VS SLAMECKSANS:
September 27, 2012
YEAH, BUT I EARNED IT, YOU DIDN'T:
September 23, 2012
IF YOU MEET THE REASONABLE MAN IN THE ROAD...:
September 22, 2012
September 19, 2012
MARTIN'S BLOOD WAS FOUND ON THE GROUND THOUGH:
September 18, 2012
SHOUTING AT THE MAN IN THE MIRROR:
September 10, 2012
HORDES OF STINKIN' WET BACKS:
August 24, 2012
August 16, 2012
FUNNY, THEY DON'T SEEM DEMONIC:
August 15, 2012
WHATEVER KIND YOU WANT HIM TO BE:
August 11, 2012
NOTHING SO BECOMES MR. RYAN AS THE DESPAIR OF THE NATIVISTS:
August 10, 2012
NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR FATHER DID:
July 30, 2012
WANTED, FOR INSUFFICIENT OBEISANCE TO IDEOLOGY:
July 28, 2012
July 22, 2012
NEVERMIND THIS RULING...:
July 19, 2012
July 14, 2012
PARTISAN HACKERY AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:
July 12, 2012
WHINGEING DETACHED FROM REALITY:
July 11, 2012
LIKE LIBERAL ACTIVISTS BEFORE THEM, THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT RESULTS, NOT THE TEXT:
July 8, 2012
July 6, 2012
July 5, 2012
SHHHH...YOU'LL INTRUDE ON THE RIGHT'S RAVING:
June 29, 2012
DICTA IS FOR THE FANBOYS:
June 26, 2012
THERE'S NOTHING THE RIGHT HATES MORE THAN...:
June 21, 2012
DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL VOTE FOR IT IN THEIR REFORMS TO OBAMACARE:
June 19, 2012
IT'S A MATTER OF HATE, NOT OF LAW:
June 18, 2012
JUST BECAUSE IT'S INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST...:
June 5, 2012
OF COURSE THE RIGHT HATES HIM, HE'S CONSERVATIVE:
May 30, 2012
THE HECK WITH ORIGINALISM...MY SIDE WINS:
May 26, 2012
May 9, 2012
May 7, 2012
DID THEY ASK WHETHER POLLING ON THE TOPIC POLITICIZES IT?:
May 4, 2012
TALKING TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR:
April 21, 2012
BECAUSE THEY ARE "OTHER":
April 20, 2012
THE RIGHT HATES NOTHING MORE THAN SUCCESSFUL CONSERVATIVE GOVERNANCE:
April 14, 2012
THERE IS NOTHING SO INTOLERABLE TO THE RIGHT AS A SUCCESSFUL CONSERVATIVE EXECUTIVE:
April 9, 2012
THE HIGH COST OF PURE BLOOD:
April 8, 2012
C'MON, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE OUR SUDDEN OPPOSITION TO OUR OWN POLICIES SERIOUSLY:
NO ONE OPPOSES IMMIGRATION BY THEMSELF AND THEIR OWN KIND:
April 6, 2012
April 5, 2012
WELL, THE COURT DOES FOLLOW THE ELECTION RETURNS:
March 30, 2012
I'M ENTITLED, YOU AREN'T:
March 27, 2012
March 18, 2012
SELF-GOVERNANCE SUFFICES:
THE RIGHT'S POISONED WELL:
March 13, 2012
SO NOT THE TEA PARTY NOR THE OCCUPIERS:
March 12, 2012
A PLAGUE ON BOTH THEIR HOUSES:
February 29, 2012
THE INTERESTING THING...:
February 28, 2012
HOIST ON THEIR OWN PERSONHOOD:
AT LEAST THEY DON'T APPEAR TO BE A FRONT FOR A REAL INTELLIGENCE SERVICE:
February 26, 2012
THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT:
WHICH IS WHY REPUBLICANS DON'T WANT A SIMPLE TAX CODE:
February 22, 2012
LOOKS LIKE SOME FOLKS WILL BE ABLE TO BUY BIGGER BUNKERS!:
February 18, 2012
AT LEAST TOM TANCREDO ONLY HIRES THEM FOR HOUSE REPAIRS:
February 17, 2012
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT MORE EXPENSIVE YOU HAVE TO TAX IT:
February 14, 2012
February 9, 2012
WELL, WE ALL KNOW UNCLE MILTY WAS A CRYPTO-SOCIALIST ANYWAY...:
February 7, 2012
THE MANDATE BEFORE CONSERVATIVES BECAME DERANGED:
February 5, 2012
IF THE RIGHT'S ANTI-HOLDER HYSTERIA DEMONSTRATES ANY PROPOSITION, IT'S THAT....:
January 29, 2012
January 28, 2012
SOMETIMES THE HARDEST THING TO DO IS ACCEPT THAT WE WON:
January 16, 2012
ADDICTED TO THE PUBLIC TEAT:
January 15, 2012
THEY'RE IMPOSING SHARIA LAW!:
January 14, 2012
January 13, 2012
January 10, 2012
January 9, 2012
January 6, 2012
LOOK! IT'S MOVING! IT'S ALIVE!:
January 4, 2012
THEY DON'T GET TO VOTE EITHER:
January 3, 2012
December 29, 2011
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE...:
THE BETTER DEAD THAN BROWN STATES:
December 28, 2011
NOTHING PERSONAL, ANY SCAPEGOAT WILL DO:
December 27, 2011
IDEOLOGUE GLOBALLY, GOVERN LOCALLY:
DESERVING OLD WHITE FOLK:
WE HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO CUT:
December 23, 2011
December 22, 2011
YOU SERVED YOUR PURPOSE (via The Other Brother):
December 5, 2011
ONLY THE RIGHT CAN KEEP THE DEMOCRATS A VIABLE ALTERNATIVE:
December 3, 2011
SO THE RIGHT CAN STOP SUSPENDING DISBELIEF:
December 2, 2011
BECAUSE THE REPUBLICAN BASE IS NOTHING LIKE THE BELTWAY:
THE UNPRINCIPLED VS THE UNDOCUMENTED:
THE LAST DOG IS ON THE ROOF:
December 1, 2011
TURNS OUT HERM IS IN ON THE CONSPIRACY!
November 30, 2011
IF THE HERMAN CAIN AFFAIR TEACHES US ANYTHING...:
November 29, 2011
A TIME TO STOP PRETENDING:
November 27, 2011
THERE'S NO NEED TO ASK "WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?"...:
November 25, 2011
AT SOME POINT YOU JUST HAVE TO DECIDE...:
November 18, 2011
OR SHE COULD TEACH HER CHILD NOT TO BE A RACIST:
November 15, 2011
November 14, 2011
GOING WHERE THEY AREN'T HATED:
YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT:
November 12, 2011
November 11, 2011
THE MORE SERIOUS THE CHARGE THE MORE CREDIBLE HE BECOMES FOR THE RIGHT:
November 5, 2011
A GOLDBUG AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED:
November 4, 2011
WHAT NEITHER LEFT NOR RIGHT CAN ACCEPT IS THE REALITY OF DEFLATION:
November 1, 2011
JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:
October 30, 2011
October 29, 2011
NATIVISTS VS THE ECONOMY:
October 26, 2011
BETTER TO KILL THE ECONOMY THAN LIVE WITH COLOREDS:
October 24, 2011
WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WHAT YOU ARE, NOW WE'RE HAGGLING OVER YOUR PRICE:
October 22, 2011
BACKLASHING THE BACKWARDS:
October 21, 2011
STUFF WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE:
October 20, 2011
THE ONE SIN NEITHER SIDE CAN EVER FORGIVE PRESIDENT OBAMA...:
WHAT HAS GOVERNMENT EVER DONE FOR ME:
October 19, 2011
October 14, 2011
AND THAT'S ALL AMERICANS WANT...:
October 10, 2011
NOW THERE'S A CREEPY NEXUS FOR YOU...:
October 9, 2011
HOW WE CAUSED THE CREDIT CRUNCH:
October 7, 2011
UNINTENDED? ETHNIC CLEANSING WAS THE POINT:
October 4, 2011
OUR WAHOOS HAVE BLESSEDLY SHORT ATTENTION SPANS:
October 1, 2011
DID IT MATTER TO SEGREGATIONISTS THAT STROM THURMOND HAD MULATTO KIDS?
September 27, 2011
THOUGHT BY NOW THEY'D REALIZE, AIN'T NO WAY TO HIDE YOUR LYIN' AYES:
September 25, 2011
NOTHING COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO:
September 24, 2011
THE CRIMINALIZATION OF CAPITALISM:
September 22, 2011
YOU CAN WHIP THE WAHOOS INTO A FRENZY....:
September 19, 2011
GREAT SAP FROM LITTLE ACORNS GROWS:
September 16, 2011
SOME OF US FAINTED AT THE RUBELLA VACCINATIONS:
September 15, 2011
WHEN EVEN LEFTWING RAGS ACCUSE YOU OF LEFTWING NUTTERY:
THE ETHICS AREN'T THAT COMPLEX IF YOU'RE PRO-LIFE:
September 13, 2011
WHY? DID SHE RECEIVE IT?:
September 10, 2011
September 9, 2011
WHEN WE WERE FUNDAMENTALISTS:
September 8, 2011
IN AMERICA NATIVISM IS SELF-LOATHING:
WHICH IS CARRYING HATRED OF FLUORESCENTS A TAD TOO FAR...:
September 4, 2011
August 20, 2011
OLD WHITE PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO ATTACK WELFARE FOR OLD WHITE PEOPLE:
August 19, 2011
August 18, 2011
IF WE JUST HAD HIM ARM WRESTLE AHMEDINEJAD...:
August 14, 2011
IMPORTING THE TRADITIONAL CULTURE:
August 11, 2011
THE TEST THE GOVERNOR FACES IS TO FINISH THE PRIMARY SEASON WITH THESE SAME FOLKS AS ENEMIES:
August 9, 2011
A REPUBLICAN VS THE RIGHT:
August 8, 2011
WHY WON'T THEY VOTE FOR US?:
August 7, 2011
AND THEN THE PARADIGM SHIFTS...:
August 4, 2011
SPEAKING TRUTH TO CRAZY (via The Other Brother):
August 3, 2011
MIGHT WANT TO GIVE BACK THAT BUST OF THE GIPPER...:
August 2, 2011
THE EHRLICH'S AMONG US ARE ALWAYS EASILY PARTED FROM THEIR CASH (AND BASEBALL CAPS):
THE HATRED NEVER CHANGES, ONLY THE HATED:
THEY DID WIN ON THE ONLY ISSUE THEY CARE ABOUT...:
July 31, 2011
SCRATCH A HATRED FIND A HATER:
July 30, 2011
July 29, 2011
REMOVE "JEW," INSERT "MUSLIM":
July 28, 2011
WHAT CAN EVIDENCE MEAN TO AN IDEOLOGUE:
July 27, 2011
DOES HE NOT HAVE THE DECENCY TO RESIGN?:
THEY'VE EVEN LOST THE JOURNAL:
July 26, 2011
BUT, I WAS JUST SPITBALLING!:
WHIPPING THE CHILDREN INTO SHAPE:
SAME PSYCHOSIS, DIFFERENT OBJECT:
YOU KNOW THE HOUSE GOP HAS LOST TOUCH WHEN GROVER IS THE VOICE OF REASON....:
July 25, 2011
THE VIKINGS ALWAYS COME FROM SEAWARDS:
SWIMMING IN POLLUTED WATERS:
July 24, 2011
GEEZ, HE EVEN HAS A MINUTEMAN OUTFIT?:
THE OLD WHITE FOLKS WANT THEIR WELFARE CHECKS:
July 23, 2011
WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THEM ALL BEING FRIENDS OF PAMELA GELLER AND THE ANTI-CORDOBA VOLK....:
UNITED BY OPPOSITION TO IMMIGRATION:
SO THEY DESERVED IT, EH?:
July 21, 2011
July 20, 2011
BUT YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT:
YET THE LEFT WANTS TO ABORT AND THE RIGHT WANTS TO CLOSE THE BORDER:
July 19, 2011
THE SAME FOLKS WHO STOPPED IMMIGRATION REFORM AND TRIED TO STOP THE BANK BAILOUT:
THE NATIVISTS ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY TO EXCHANGE THE BROWN FOLK FOR A DEPRESSION
July 18, 2011
ONE HARDLY LOOKS TO THE TEA PARTY FOR COMMON SENSE:
July 14, 2011
"DEFAMATION OF DEMOCRACY":
A LENDER PROBLEM, NOT A BORROWER PROBLEM (via Bruno Behrend):
July 12, 2011
DIDN'T HE GET THE OTHER MEMO?:
July 8, 2011
DON'T FEEL QUEASY FOLKS...:
July 5, 2011
DECADE? IT'S BEEN NEARLY A CENTURY:
THE PROBLEM IS THAT IT REQUIRES A FATHER WITH A BRAIN:
July 1, 2011
REMEMBER, HE'S THE INSENSITIVE ONE:
June 27, 2011
WELL, NOW WE HAVE HER CAMPAIGN THEME SONG:
June 25, 2011
WHICH ISN'T A POWER A LAW CAN TAKE AWAY:
June 16, 2011
WELFARE PIMPING FOR A HIGHER CLASS OF..WELL, YOU KNOW...::
June 12, 2011
June 8, 2011
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE RIGHT ALL OF THE TIME:
June 5, 2011
May 24, 2011
CONSERVATIVES, NOT ECONOMISTS:
May 22, 2011
May 15, 2011
THEY THINK IT'S A ZERO SUM GAME...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:41 AM
HOSTILITY TO IMMIGRANTS LEADS TO LESS IMMIGRATION? WHODDA THUNK?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:05 AM
May 13, 2011
YOU'RE NOT A TERRORIST IF I SUPPORT YOU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
May 12, 2011
UNDERSTANDING OBL IS THE EASY PART...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:18 AM
May 11, 2011
REAGAN GAVE THEM AMNESTY AND NO ONE CARED THE NEXT DAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:09 PM
OBL IS DEAD AND THE RIGHT HAS FORGOTTEN WHY IT WAS SO RABID:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:27 PM
May 2, 2011
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:08 PM
April 22, 2011
WHEN REALIZING WHAT YOU ARE MAKES YOU FEEL NAUSEAOUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:28 AM
April 21, 2011
OLD WHITE PEOPLE DON'T SUPPORT CUTS TO WELFARE FOR OLD WHITE PEOPLE? SHOCKING!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:44 AM
April 20, 2011
OF COURSE, THE DUPES WHO BELIEVE IN THEM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:49 AM
April 18, 2011
TAXES DON'T GO UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:46 PM
April 9, 2011
STUCK ON CRAZY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:33 PM
April 6, 2011
IT'S AMERICA, HATE HAS A SHORT SHEL LIFE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:48 PM
April 3, 2011
WHERE'S DAVID DUKE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:12 AM
March 31, 2011
IT'S NOT WELFARE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GET IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:23 PM
March 28, 2011
STRATEGY? THEY'RE JUST WALLOWING IN EMOTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:47 PM
THE BIPARTISAN BECK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:52 AM
March 24, 2011
LEGISLATING THEIR OWN SHAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:51 AM
March 23, 2011
AN UNSERIOUS MAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:23 PM
March 19, 2011
HATE HAS A BLESSEDLY SHORT SHELF LIFE IN AMERICA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:20 PM
March 18, 2011
TRY BETTER, INSTEAD OF LESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 PM
HAVING DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TO THEIR IMMORTAL SOULS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:12 AM
March 15, 2011
THE GOP VS THE RiNO'S
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:15 PM
March 14, 2011
HOSTESS OF THE SELF-PITY PARTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:57 AM
March 13, 2011
NON-WHITES NEED NOT APPLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:47 AM
March 12, 2011
WHADDA YA WANT FROM EYE CANDY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:29 PM
DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE FACTS, THEY'RE VENTING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:54 AM
March 11, 2011
CONGRESSMAN KING'S HEARINGS ON WHITE RADICALIZATION AND THE MILITARY SHOULD START ANY DAY NOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:06 PM
BECAUSE THEY AREN'T INTERESTED IN RESULTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:39 PM
THERE'S A SENSIBLE ACTION THAT COULD COME OF ALL THIS....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:34 PM
FEAR FOR FEAR'S SAKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:53 PM
CIRCLING THE FIRING SQUAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 AM
March 10, 2011
THE ONE REDEEMING FEATURE OF THE KING HEARINGS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:53 PM
BUT IF THEY DON'T DEPEND ON APPROPRIATIONS....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:57 PM
March 9, 2011
IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
BECAUSE THEY HATE SOCIETY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
March 7, 2011
THEY CAN'T BE TERRORISTS, THEY'RE WHITE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:38 PM
POLICING OURSELVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:02 PM
TIPPING POINT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:06 AM
March 6, 2011
THERE'S NO SUBJECT ABOUT WHICH WE'RE LESS SERIOUS THAN HEALTH CARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:43 AM
March 3, 2011
FIRST JEWS, THEN CATHOLICS, NOW MUSLIMS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:01 PM
BECAUSE GROUND ZERO IS SACRED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:36 PM
NOTHING TO OFFER BUT HATE ITSELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:55 AM
February 27, 2011
A LITTLE ADULT SUPERVISION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:43 PM
February 22, 2011
IN A RELATED STORY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:30 PM
February 18, 2011
WHO KLNEW THEY MADE MORTARBOARDS OUT OF TIN FOIL?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:08 PM
February 14, 2011
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 AM
February 11, 2011
CROSSFIRE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:45 AM
February 9, 2011
THE CONSTITUTION IS A RESPONSE TO THE ARTICLES, NOT TO PARLIAMENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:38 AM
February 8, 2011
THE SPOKESMAN THE RIGHT DESERVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:30 PM
SHAME IS A POWERFUL WEAPON...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:10 AM
February 7, 2011
POLICING OUR OWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:05 PM
February 5, 2011
THE BASE TAKES OVER FROM THE BELTWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:56 AM
NO NEO ABOUT HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:14 AM
February 4, 2011
MIXED NUTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 PM
February 3, 2011
WHERE'S BILL BUCKLEY WHEN WE NEED HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:10 AM
AS IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO WINGS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
February 2, 2011
FOR IT BEFORE THEY WAS AGIN IT, AND VICE VERSA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 PM
ON ONE SIDE THE RIGHT, ON THE OTHER CONSERVATIVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 AM
January 24, 2011
MOVING TO THE GROWN-UP TABLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:41 PM
AMERICA NEVER BELIEVED HIM A MARXIST, ONLY THE RIGHT DID:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:31 AM
January 22, 2011
WHAT DOES AN ACTIVIST COURT CARE....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:02 PM
January 21, 2011
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIFIED DOESN'T MAKE IT TERRORIST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:25 AM
January 20, 2011
BUT IT'S NOT PRIMARILY ABOUT PAYING FOR MEDICINE....
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:27 PM
NO CHRISTIANS NEED APPLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:00 AM
January 18, 2011
THEY SERVED THEIR PURPOSE, NOW CUT THEM LOOSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:37 PM
THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE BELTWAY AND THE BASE OF THE GOP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 AM
SOMEONE'S DAYS AS A TEA PARTY FAVORITE ARE NUMBERED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:34 AM
INNOCENT OF MURDER, GUILTY OF FOMENTING HATE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:25 AM
YOU CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:21 AM
January 17, 2011
THAT WOULD BE THE ADULT PART:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:47 AM
January 16, 2011
THE RIGHT, WHERE DECENCY IS NO LONGER A VIRTUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:28 AM
WHO CARES IF WE'RE WINNING, WE'RE IMPURE!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:03 AM
January 14, 2011
PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO APOLOGZE FOR PRETENDING TO BE A NATIVIST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:00 PM
DOUBLING DOWN ON SELF-PITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:57 PM
January 13, 2011
REMEMBER WHEN THE RIGHT USE TO BE DISMISSIVE OF VICTIMOLOGY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:19 PM
NOW THAT WOULD BE A SINGULARLY UNEDIFYING EXERCISE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:13 AM
THE LADY IN THE BUBBLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
JUST A MATTER OF WHAT KIND OF PARTY WE WANT TO BE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
January 12, 2011
THE RHETORIC ISN'T THE CAUSE BUT THE JUSTIFICATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:41 PM
TO ACCEPT THAT CRITICISM IS LEGITIMATE WOULD BE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY MIGHT BE WRONG, WHICH IS UNTHINKABLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:34 PM
WHEN "AT BEST THEY'RE CYNICAL" IS YOUR BEST DEFENSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:25 PM
CONTRADICTORY EVIDENCE PROVES THE BELIEF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:19 PM
HOPEFULLY TODD KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GOLEM::
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:45 PM
January 11, 2011
THE ONE THING THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT CAN AGREE ON...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:10 PM
WHILE YOU CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND FOLKS WANTING TO WHIP AWAY THE CURTAIN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:31 PM
DARKNESS AT THE EDGE OF CLOWNS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:38 PM
THE GOLDBUG STANDARD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 AM
January 10, 2011
WHEN EVEN DICK ARMEY REALIZES IT'S BEEN UNCIVIL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:00 AM
SLOW LEARNERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:55 AM
January 9, 2011
YOU KNOW THE RIGHT'S ASHAMED OF ITSELF WHEN IT STARTS WHINING THAT IDEAS HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:49 AM
January 8, 2011
TEA AND ANTIPATHY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:51 PM
January 6, 2011
AT THIS POINT IT'S MOSTLY PORK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:34 AM
A THIRD OF THAT WOULD BE AMPLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:16 AM
January 5, 2011
THAT WOULD BE KULTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:59 AM
January 4, 2011
ONE MAN'S TERRORIST IS ANOTHER MAN'S FREEDOM FIGHTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:54 AM
December 30, 2010
IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW SHE WAS A CROOK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 AM
December 29, 2010
BUT IT HAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NAME!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:51 AM
TAX-EATERS IN KHAKI:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:50 AM
December 23, 2010
BUT NOT TOO TRIVIAL FOR LEFT AND RIGHT TO OBSESS OVER!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:48 PM
December 13, 2010
FRANCE JUST HAS A BIGGER GROUND ZERO, HUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:59 PM
WHICH TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE OPPOSING IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:12 PM
December 11, 2010
THE POLITICS OF THE UNSERIOUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:54 AM
December 8, 2010
STARTS WITH "O", ENDS WITH GAY MUSLIM SOCIALIST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:11 PM
December 7, 2010
THE AMUSING SPECTACLE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:09 PM
December 6, 2010
SCREW NEIGHBOR LOVE, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:08 AM
NAME ONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:54 AM
December 5, 2010
AT LEAST DIVERSIFY INTO TULIPS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:10 AM
December 4, 2010
NO ONE DOUBTS THAT AZ HATES PEOPLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
December 3, 2010
A GIRL'S GOTTA LIVE ON SOMETHING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:04 PM
December 2, 2010
THE VOLT CAN'T WORK, IT'S GREEN!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE TAKES THEM SERIOUSLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:23 AM
December 1, 2010
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
November 30, 2010
AND NO WARS LEFT TO FIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:16 AM
November 19, 2010
AND THE MOST GALLING THING OF ALL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 AM
SHHHHH...THE RIGHT THINKS IT'S A PLOT TO GET RID OF INSURERS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:45 AM
November 18, 2010
TO BE A RIGHTWINGER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:23 PM
LIKE A TALENTED OBAMA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:14 AM
November 17, 2010
SARAH WHO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:21 PM
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY EFFECT, IT'S JUST A FETISH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:35 PM
November 16, 2010
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TEATS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:24 PM
AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THE YOUNG ARE COLORED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:55 AM
November 12, 2010
YOU THINK THE RIGHT HATES BROWN? WAIT'LL THEY GET A LOAD OF RUBIO....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:55 AM
November 11, 2010
TEACHING THE ELEPHANTS TO DANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 AM
November 10, 2010
EXPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:15 PM
THAT MISTAKE WAS THINKING HIS HOUSE COLLEAGUES RESPONSIBLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:59 AM
November 9, 2010
THE GOP VS BUSINESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:22 PM
November 8, 2010
A 90s REPUBLICAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:52 PM
IF ONLY MIKE CASTLE HAD DONE THE SAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
...AND EASE UP ON THE WHIPPETS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:26 AM
November 7, 2010
SPEAKING TRUTH TO POUTERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:14 AM
November 5, 2010
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:08 PM
November 4, 2010
DID LINCOLN CAMPAIGNING ON RETURNING DRED SCOTT TO HIS MASTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:22 PM
THE COST OF PURITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:29 PM
A TOUCH TOO TORICELLI:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:19 PM
MORE COST THAN OPPORTUNITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:55 AM
November 3, 2010
IN CASE YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE SERIOUS ABOUT WASTEFUL SPENDING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:49 PM
HERE'S THE ILLUSTRATIVE NUMBER....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:48 AM
HATING OBAMACARE, LOVING MEDICARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
November 1, 2010
THE PLUPERFECT SYMBOL OF A VANITY CANDIDACY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:16 AM
LEST WE FORGET...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:04 AM
October 31, 2010
SCREW QUALITY, WE WANT OUR OWN EMOTIONS ECHOED! (via Kevin Whited:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:32 PM
October 30, 2010
A BUNCH OF CRANKY OLD WHITE PEOPLE RAGING ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER LIFE WAS FOR THE CLEAVERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
October 29, 2010
OH, WE GOT TROUBLE MY FRIENDS, RIGHT HERE IN RIVER CITY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:27 AM
October 28, 2010
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PROFIT, NOT THE PROPHET:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
October 25, 2010
HE'S JUST TOO SMALL A FIGURE TO JUSTIFY ALL THIS RIGHTWING HATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:08 PM
October 24, 2010
INVESTMENT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:18 AM
WASTING RESOURCES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:50 AM
IT WOULD SEEM A HANDY RULE OF POLITICS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
October 23, 2010
CONTAINING THE TEA PARTY DAMAGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:47 AM
October 21, 2010
WHY DOES GROVER HATE INCOME AND SAVINGS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 AM
October 20, 2010
ARLEN WOULD BE COASTING AND RESOURCES COULD GO DOWNTICKET:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:40 PM
IT'S JUST TOO CLOSE TO GROUND ZERO...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
WE'VE MOVED PAST IDEOLOGY, BUT STOP VIOLATING MINE!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:02 AM
October 19, 2010
RACIAL PURITY DEMANDS CERTAIN SACRIFICES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:03 PM
October 18, 2010
INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:58 AM
October 17, 2010
RIDING THE WONKAVATOR TO THE TOP FLOOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
October 15, 2010
DANG THOSE UNDESERVING POOR AND THEIR CRAFTY SCHEMES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 AM
October 12, 2010
THE MATERIAL WRITES ITSELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 PM
October 11, 2010
WHERE WILL THEY GRIND THE CHRISTIAN BABIES INTO MOTZAH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:08 PM
October 8, 2010
SUBSIDIARY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:33 AM
October 4, 2010
ON THE OTHER HAND, THESE TEA FOLKS ARE SURE AMUSING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:07 PM
WHAT ABOUT THE STENCH OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 AM
October 3, 2010
NOT THAT THE TEA PARTIERS WOULD ACCEPT CHANGES TO THEIR SS AND MEDICARE EITHER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:03 AM
October 2, 2010
DO THEY CALL THE 92ND STREET Y A TEMPLE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:40 PM
October 1, 2010
THE REWARDS THAT GROWN-UPS REAP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:21 AM
September 29, 2010
OF COURSE HE'S FEMININE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:17 PM
GIVE THEM 4% OR GIVE THEM DEATH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:15 AM
September 23, 2010
ACTUALLY, WHAT THE ANALOGY SUGGESTS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:20 AM
September 22, 2010
HOW CAN SHE BE SO UNPOPULAR IN THE REAL WORLD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:12 PM
September 21, 2010
WHO CARES WHETHER IT'S TECHNICALLY LEGAL OR NOT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:05 PM
September 20, 2010
HE WAS ALWAYS SUCH A TAKE CHARGE KIND OF GUY UNTIL HE FACED CHARGES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:11 PM
THE INEVITABLE ALWAYS HAPPENS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:42 PM
IF GOD DID NOT WANT THEM TO BE SHEARED...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:49 AM
September 19, 2010
EASING OFF OF THE CRAZY PEDAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:50 AM
September 18, 2010
NO ONE COMES TO THE COMMENTARIAT SEEKING WISDOM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:20 PM
SPELUNKING FOR TWO MONTHS WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA EITHER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:16 PM
WHO WANTS TO OPEN THEIR EYES IF IT MEANS SEEING THEY'RE BEING UNJUST?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:08 AM
September 17, 2010
EXCEPT THAT BILL BUCKLEY COULD DISTINGUISH BETWEEN CONSERVATISM AND LUNACY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:33 AM
YOU CAN FOOL SOME PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 AM
September 16, 2010
THE OTHER MEXICANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:49 PM
OKAY, MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE FOR HER TO SHUT UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:46 PM
SILENCE IS GOLDEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:53 PM
AND ISLAMIC-AMERICANS SKIPPED THE WHOLE POVERTY AND DRUNKENNESS STAGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:32 AM
THE DOVE SOAP STANDARD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
September 15, 2010
WHILE ONE CAN UNDERSTAND MR. ROVE'S MYSTIFICATION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 PM
MR. WRIGHT UNDERSTATES THE PROBLEM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:32 PM
THE BENEFITS THAT FORMER SENATORS ENJOY ARE SWEET!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:29 PM
PURITY OVER POWER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:46 AM
September 14, 2010
OF COURSE, IN THIS ENVIRONMENT ANY REPUBLICAN IS ELECTABLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 AM
September 13, 2010
DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE REAL REAGAN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:37 PM
September 12, 2010
SO MUCH FOR SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:08 AM
BUSHTALGIA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:12 AM
September 11, 2010
JUST AS "THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BUILD A MOSQUE WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT" IS A COP-OUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:07 PM
WHICH MAKES HIM A MODERATE ON THE CURRENT AMERICAN RIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:34 PM
NEWT ONLY REGRETS THAT THE ZONE OF EXCLUSION CAN'T BE RETROACTIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THE ROOM WHERE THEY TURN CHRISTIAN BABIES INTO FALAFEL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
September 10, 2010
CULT VS. CULT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:33 AM
THE IRONY BEING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:31 AM
September 7, 2010
THE DEFENDER OF AMERICAN VALUES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:16 PM
AFTER ALL, ONLY PEOPLE DESERVE RIGHTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:43 PM
SUNLIGHT BEING THE BEST DISINFECTANT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:37 PM
September 6, 2010
THESE PEOPLE VET THEIR BABYSITTERS BETTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:26 AM
IT'S PRECISELY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS THAT WE CAN ENJOY MAKING FUN OF THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 AM
September 5, 2010
THE MOST INTERESTING QUESTION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:21 AM
September 4, 2010
CRAZY IN, CRAZY OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:24 PM
NEVERMIND THE PASSION, WE'RE THE PASSIONATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:02 PM
PRINCIPLES ARE TOO DANGED INCONVENIENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:32 AM
September 3, 2010
SWEET CLARITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:15 PM
SHE DID THOUGH MAKE THE BEST INTELLECTUAL CASE FOR NATIVISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:22 PM
WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:21 AM
September 2, 2010
SURE, IT'S OBVIOUS ECONOMICS, BUT DO WE REALLY WANT TO IMPORT MILLIONS OF CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 PM
September 1, 2010
SHAME IS TRANSFORMATIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 PM
August 31, 2010
THE RAINMAKER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:44 PM
...crickets...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:22 PM
HAPPILY, WE'RE CHEAPER THAN WE ARE HATEFUL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
THE BEST PART OF THIS PARTICULAR LUNACY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:52 AM
ONE OF THE REASONS THE UR HAD SUCH AN EASY TIME DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM THE REV WRIGHT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:43 AM
August 30, 2010
WHAT HE MEANT BY "DARKNESS":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:05 PM
August 29, 2010
IF ONLY IT WEREN'T SO CLOSE TO GROUND ZERO...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:00 AM
August 28, 2010
IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:05 PM
August 27, 2010
THE EXQUISITE THING IS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:00 PM
August 26, 2010
SOMEONE NEEDS TO BACK OFF THE NRO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:05 PM
IT'S EXACTLY THE SIZE OF YOUR EMOTIONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:24 AM
HAPPILY, THE NATIVISTS WILL NEITHER PAY TO CLOSE THE BORDER....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:10 AM
August 25, 2010
THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS DRIVING BY GROUND ZERO, EH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:50 PM
BUT WE ALL WEAR TINFOIL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
WELCOME BACK, MAVERICK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:37 AM
August 24, 2010
WAIT'LL SARAH PALIN HEARS ABOUT THIS!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 PM
ON THE OTHER HAND...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 AM
A RATINGS-WHORE AND THE TRUTH ARE SOON SEPARATED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:59 AM
August 23, 2010
ACCEPTING FACTS WOULD DEPRIVE US OF OUR EMOTIONWALLOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:23 PM
IF YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN IT IN TERMS THEY'LL UNDERSTAND...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:26 PM
"WE'RE AGAINST MUSLIMS,,," (profanity alert):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:46 PM
August 22, 2010
WHAT TEA PARTY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:05 PM
ALL THEY'RE MISSING IS THE BURNING CROSSES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:34 PM
FREEDOM FOR ME, NOT FOR THEE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:17 AM
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN TEMPERATURE BY ASKING WHY YOU AREN'T UPSET ABOUT PUTTING AN OFFICE BUILDING AT THE EPICENTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 AM
August 21, 2010
FROM THE ARCHIVES: WHY DECLINING CRIME RATES PROVE THAT IMMIGRANTS ARE CRIMINALS (OR, THE BURLINGTON COAT Y IN A NUTSHELL):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:44 AM
EVEN NEWTS CAN FEEL SHAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:56 AM
THE TEA PARTY IS THE CELEBRATION OF THE SELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:42 AM
THE PECULIAR GENIUS OF AMERICAN CONFORMITY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 AM
IT WASN'T JUST OUR GRANDFATHERS EITHER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 AM
THE CRIMINALIZATION OF GOVERNING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:00 AM
August 20, 2010
JOY AND FUN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:28 PM
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE EMBARRASSING FOR THE RIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:44 AM
WE'VE BEEN GIVEN A GREAT GIFT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 AM
AND YOU WONDER WHY W CHOSE HIM TO REPRESENT AMERICA?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 AM
THE FACTS BE DAMNED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:06 AM
August 19, 2010
YA GONNA LISTEN TO THE GUYS WHO WON THREE ELECTIONS IN A ROW, OR THE GUYS WHO LOST US THE LAST TWO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:02 PM
STUCK ON CRAZY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:02 PM
REMEMBER WHEN THE PARTY HAD ADULT SUPERVISION?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:01 AM
August 18, 2010
OR, A VICTORY LAP, AS NEWT GINGRICH WOULD CALL IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:53 PM
OBVIOUSLY, OSAMA WON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:41 PM
FIRST WE TRY TO CRIMINALIZE POLITICS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 AM
YOU THINK THE RIGHT SOUNDS CRAZY NOW?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:20 AM
THE LACK OF CONSCIENCE OF THE CONSERVATIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:25 AM
MOVE ON? WE HAVE SCABS LEFT TO PICK AT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:03 AM
AMERICA'S 9-11 MOSQUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:03 AM
August 17, 2010
THEY'RE HATED BY WORSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:32 PM
BEFORE THE RED MEAT WAS SERVED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:16 AM
August 15, 2010
BECAUSE RIGHTWING PURITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GOVERNING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:05 AM
THE OPPOSITION TO CORDOBA HOUSE IN A NUTSHELL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:04 AM
THERE'S A NAME FOR THAT POSTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:49 AM
August 14, 2010
THOSE CHRISTIANS, ALWAYS BUILDING CHURCHES AT THE SITES OF THEIR GREATEST VICTORIES....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:03 PM
HOW GROWN-UPS BEHAVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:21 PM
WHICH WOULD MAKE THE GAY BAR REDUNDANT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:04 PM
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:26 AM
August 13, 2010
THAT O.B.L. IS SO INSIDIOUS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:31 PM
THE HATE STAYS THE SAME, ONLY THE OBJECTS OF IT CHANGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:11 AM
THANKS, NEWT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:57 AM
THE WAR ON THE CIVIL SERVICE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:51 AM
August 12, 2010
A TEST ISLAM IS PASSING AND THE RIGHT IS FAILING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:55 PM
August 11, 2010
TO THEIR CREDIT THEY DIDN'T ANTICIPATE HOW MUCH HATE THE RIGHT WOULD WHIP UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:34 PM
MISS HIM, YES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:47 AM
August 10, 2010
THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A CHURCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:26 PM
August 9, 2010
ALL VICTIMOLOGY, ALL THE TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:40 AM
WITHOUT W, THEY CURRENTLY HAVE NO ADULT SUPERVISION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:28 AM
August 8, 2010
WHAT ARE REACTIONARIES SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN THERE ARE NO ACTIONARIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:04 AM
SO IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WTC? SHOCKING....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:51 AM
MAN UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
THE REASONS TO REFORM IT AREN'T EXISTENTIAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:26 AM
August 5, 2010
THE NOOSE BEING THE ALL TOO APT IMAGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:07 PM
THE LAST JIHADI:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:07 AM
SHOW US A GOOD MUSLIM AND WE'LL SHOW YOU THE RIGHT HATING HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:23 AM
August 4, 2010
SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED IT THE YMIA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:22 PM
ONE HARDLY EXPECTS SENSE FROM HYSTERICS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
WHEN ARE PHOBICS EVER EITHER REALISTIC OR STRATEGIC?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:43 AM
August 3, 2010
SELL CRAZY SOMEPLACE ELSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:16 PM
August 1, 2010
THE DIFFICULTY ARISES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:26 AM
July 26, 2010
THEY CAN'T REALLY BE SUGGESTING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:19 PM
WE'D HAVE GONE WITH "CRETINS":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:10 PM
July 24, 2010
IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HE SET OUT TO DO...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:25 AM
July 23, 2010
IF ONLY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:49 AM
July 21, 2010
AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEY KNOW THEIR STAR TREK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:05 PM
July 17, 2010
ONE OF THE GREATEST RiNO's OF THEM ALL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:50 AM
July 11, 2010
YOU MEAN IT'S NOT THE IRRESPONSIBLE AND UNDESERVING COLORED FOLKS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:51 AM
July 3, 2010
YOU MEAN THE TAX-HIKING, SS-SAVING, AMNESTY-GRANTING, DETENTE-TALKING GIPPER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:24 PM
RUNNING AFOUL OF THE KINSLEY RULE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:13 PM
July 2, 2010
IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THEY HAD A NATIONAL CONVENTION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:51 PM
June 30, 2010
DARLING, LOST AND GONE FOREVER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:22 PM
June 28, 2010
WATCHING THE RIGHT SELL ITSELF DOWN THE RIVER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:31 PM
June 22, 2010
MR. PAUL WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN ARGUING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 PM
June 16, 2010