CONSERVATIVE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME Archives

October 23, 2014

IF ONLY WE'D TRUSTED THE BRITS THIS MUCH IN THE 18TH CENTURY...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2014

KOOL-AID & INGOTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2014

THINKING WITHIN THE BOX:

Posted by orrinj at 9:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2014

NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US SADDAM HAD NO WMD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2014

TOYS-R-US KIDS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 11, 2014

CALL IT THE REAGAN CORE AND THEY'LL STOP OPPOSING IT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2014

RELUCTANT CRUSADERS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2014

WE'RE GOING TO REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2014

IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' IF YOU CAN BACK IT UP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 7, 2014

IF GOD HAD NOT WANTED THEM SHEARED...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 4, 2014

WORK WHITE POEOPLE WON'T DO:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 2, 2014

THEY'VE GONE BELTWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2014

WHEN DOCTRINE FAILS GO FULL ON CRAZY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2014

IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT TO KEEP THE RED STATES POOR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 25, 2014

IT'S GOING TO BE REFORMED, NOT REPEALED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2014

THEY JUST KEEP DOING THE STUFF THEY'LL NEVER DO:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 17, 2014

COMIC GOLD STANDARD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2014

THE ONE STIMULUS BILL THAT WOULD HAVE GOOSED THE ECONOMY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LIE DOWN WITH DOGS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2014

TRYING TO SLOW THE CRAZY BUS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 10, 2014

NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2014

AMNESTY WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE GIPPER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 28, 2014

THE GOP NEEDS TO REFORM IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 25, 2014

NEITHER WING CARES ABOUT EDUCATING KIDS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOSSING THE TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM:

Posted by orrinj at 1:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 24, 2014

SACRIFICIAL LAMB:

Posted by orrinj at 2:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 20, 2014

WHO KNEW THEY STILL MADE TAPE?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2014

THEY RUN THE PLACE LIKE A GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 18, 2014

ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY DOWN THE TUBES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2014

BUT CONSTITUENCY WORK IS SO BORING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2014

BOYS IN THE BUBBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 1, 2014

PUTTING AWAY CHILDISH THINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2014

WHICH IS IDIOTIC:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 13, 2014

OUR DEMOCRATIC HOUSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 8, 2014

BUMMED IN THE BELTWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PURITY RING:

Posted by orrinj at 2:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 7, 2014

CHILDREN'S HOUR IS OVER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 6, 2014

THE RIGHT ISN'T CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2014

ASTROTURF AIN'T CHEAP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 24, 2014

AND HOW DOES THEIR GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY DIFFER FROM HIS?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 22, 2014

UNAMERICAN ACTIVITIES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2014

DEGREES OF DISHONOR:

Posted by orrinj at 11:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 17, 2014

AT THE eND OF hISTORY, THERE'S NOTHING TO UNITE AGAINST:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 11, 2014

FROM THE BELTWAY YOU CAN'T HEAR AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2014

DANG, NOW THEY HAVE TO GOVERN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2014

NOT THAT ANYONE CONSIDERS NATIVISTS PRINCIPLED TO BEGIN WITH...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2014

..THEN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY GOVERN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 5, 2014

COURSE?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S THE ADULT PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 11:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 1, 2014

WENT FOR THE BLUE PLATE SPECIAL AND A TEA PARTY BROKE OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 15, 2014

BECAUSE THE DIGNITY OF WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 13, 2014

BALANCED BUDGETS ARE JUST A MATTER OF HYGIENE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 12, 2014

ONLY PETER PAN NEVER GREW UP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2014

LET US, FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, TAKE CAPITALISM SERIOUSLY FOR A MOMENT...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HARPER, IT'S ENGLISH FOR TANCREDO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2014

RACE OR RELIGION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2014

ONLY THE RIGHT TAKES THE LINKS SERIOUSLY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CONFUSIONS OF THE EASILY CONFUSED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2014

IT NEVER STOOD A CHANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2014

HATRED IS THIN GRUEL IN AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2014

WAIT...THAT DOESN'T FIT THE RHETORIC...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2014

THE MONSTER THAT'S UNDER MY BED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2014

IT'S THE BELTWAY, JAKE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2014

THAT 70's SHOW:

Posted by orrinj at 8:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2014

AMERICA'S SPEAKER:

Posted by orrinj at 12:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2014

IF YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR PHANTASMS WHAT DO THEY HAVE LEFT TO BE SCARED OF?

Posted by orrinj at 3:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 15, 2014

THE REAL SCANDAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2014

CUE WINGNUTTERY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2014

THERE'S NO DISAGREEMENT ABOUT WEALTH TRANSFERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE POINT BEING THAT THEY, THEREFORE, OPPOSE GOOD GOVERNMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 10:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2014

THEY'RE FETISHES, NOT REAL PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2014

IDEOLOGY VS COMMON SENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 30, 2013

THE DEEP STATE STRIKES BACK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A WAR OF TALKING POINTS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2013

LEARNING WOULD REQUIRE LISTENING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 27, 2013

IT'S JUST PHYSICS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 13, 2013

RAGE AGAINST THE MANICHE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD...BUGS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2013

A SAD, TWISTED SORT OF FOLK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 19, 2013

AND WE'D OPPOSE THE SECOND COMING IF THE UR ANNOUNCED IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2013

WE ARE SHOCKED...SHOCKED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2013

AS IF ARCHIE BUNKER WERE A BRIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 2, 2013

ALL THAT HYSTERIA WASTED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 31, 2013

BUT MYTHS ARE STUBBORN STUFF:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2013

SLOW ON THE DRAW:

Posted by orrinj at 12:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2013

SQUANDERING VICTORY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FIRST WE HAVE TO REMOVE THE APPLE FROM THE ORANGES...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2013

AND YOU WONDER WHY THEY DON'T VOTE REPUBLICAN?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COME ON BABY...DON'T FEAR THE BELTWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GLITCHES AREN'T TERMINAL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2013

WHATEVER THE RIGHT IS, IT'S NOT CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2013

THE LEFT IS THE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 15, 2013

THE RIGHT IS THE LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 13, 2013

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SELF-CARICATURE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE JOURNEY IS NEVER THE DESTINATION:

Posted by orrinj at 9:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2013

SCRATCH AN OPPONENT OF IMMIGRATION...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 11, 2013

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2013

NOTHIN'S GONNA BRING IT BACK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CONSTITUENCIES MATTER, NOT POLLS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 3, 2013

SOMETIMES ACCEPTING THAT YOU WON IS THE HARDEST PART:

Posted by orrinj at 1:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 2, 2013

ADULT SUPERVISION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 28, 2013

"WHICH SIDE WERE YOU ON?":

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT'S EDGAR SMITH:

Posted by orrinj at 8:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2013

CONFOUNDING CLARITY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2013

THE RIGHT IS JUST AS HAPPY WITH THE FICTIONAL VERSION:

Posted by orrinj at 10:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2013

JUST NUTS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 1, 2013

MMMMM...CHICKEN DINNER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2013

MORE LIKE DESERVED DERISION THAN DEATH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2013

ERRORS OF THE rEALIST rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 25, 2013

THE BELTWAY VS THE PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HEADSWELL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2013

THE RIGHT'S COME A LONG WAY, HUH?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 9, 2013

NEW LEFT/OLD RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2013

THE HECK WITH FACTS, JUST DEMAGOGUE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2013

FAKING IT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRAYVON WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 6, 2013

BOLO TIE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2013

WHO EXPECTED DEFT BUREAUCRACY?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

REALLY? THAT'S THE ROUTE WE'RE GOING?

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2013

WHAT MAKES THIS PARTICULARLY DELICIOUS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 24, 2013

BROAD...AND NONPARTISAN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 22, 2013

WHILE THE ANALYSIS OF THE LEFT'S CATASTROPHISM IS FUN...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2013

LINE OF THE WEEK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2013

ONE OF THE SUREST SIGNS OF RIGHTWING LUNACY...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 15, 2013

BUT THEN, THEY HAVE TO HATE IT WHEN OUR GOVERNMENT ACHIEVES THINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 7, 2013

YEAH, BUT I READ WORLDNETDAILY AND NEWSMAX!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 6, 2013

IT'S NOT WELFARE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GET IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2013

THERE'S A CURE FOR THAT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 21, 2013

SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THE TIMES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 20, 2013

JUST A NORMAL BUREAUCRACY IN ACTION:

Posted by orrinj at 2:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2013

POLITICS, IT'S WHAT POLITICAL ORGANIZATIONS DO:

Posted by orrinj at 4:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 16, 2013

HEY, WAIT, WHAT IF THEY LOBBY FOR STUFF I WANT?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2013

TELL-TALE APPLICATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 11:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHOSE OX?:

Posted by orrinj at 11:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 11, 2013

YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 8, 2013

WHAT DID YOU THINK NATIVISM WAS?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 4, 2013

WHICH IS WHY CONFIRMATORY BIAS IS SUCH A PROBLEM:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 28, 2013

WHAT DO THEY HAVE LEFT BUT PARTISANSHIP?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2013

THERE IS NO CHRISTIANITY IN THE CLOISTER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 10, 2013

THE PARTY OF SPECIAL INTERESTS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2013

BUT I ONLY MEANT TO THROW YOUR TEA OVERBOARD...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2013

ONLY THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT EVER TOOK IT SERIOUSLY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2013

WHAT DO FACTS MEAN TO IDEOLOGUES?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECK WEPT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE FUNDING IS SO EASY TO FIX...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 26, 2013

"AUSTERITY" CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2013

WE HAD TO CONVINCE THEM WE HATED THEM TO GET THEM TO VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2013

KELO CONSERVATISM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2013

IT'S A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2013

SIMPLE HUMAN DECENCY ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT MOVES PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 28, 2013

WAKING UP TO DISCOVER WHO YOU ARE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ACCEPTING THE INEVITABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2013

A COUPLE TWEAKS FROM SURPLUS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2013

HIS COME TO W MOMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2013

THE BELTWAY IS NOTHING LIKE AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2013

WE HAD ONE...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 15, 2013

HAD THEY JUST PASSED THE BILL IN 2007...

Posted by orrinj at 9:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2013

W'S AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2013

CAN'T BE CHRISTIAN AND NATIVIST:

Posted by orrinj at 8:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 7, 2013

JUST A FEW BITTER CLINGERS LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 2, 2013

WHAT REALLY SANK W WITH THE RIGHT REDOUNDS EVEN MORE TO HIS CREDIT...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 26, 2012

NOT A MONTY PYTHON SKIT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 21, 2012

WHICH IS ONE WAY TO GUARANTEE TAX HIKES AND SPENDING CUTS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 19, 2012

NEVER TOO LATE TO REALIZE YOU WERE DERANGED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2012

RULE #1--NO POLITICS ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2012

GREAT YOKELS FROM LITTLE ACORN GROW:

Posted by orrinj at 9:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2012

HAVING NEVER UTTERED A PROFANITY AT THIS SITE...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2012

TURN DOWN THE MUSIC OR I'LL KILL YOU?

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 24, 2012

IF IT TOOK A HUMILIATING LOSS TO FORCE THE PARTY INTO DECENCY, IT WAS WORTH IT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2012

BOWING TO THE UNIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 12, 2012

NOW THAT THE RIGHT HAS DECIDED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AREN'T WORTHY OF THEIR IDEAS...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE 1% OF AMERICA THAT CARES ABOUT GUNWALKER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 10, 2012

TIPTOEING UP TO AN INSIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT DOESN'T NEED TO ACCEDE TO DEMOCRATS, BUT TO DECENCY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 8, 2012

THE RANK AND FILE SUPPORT AMNESTY BY THE SAME MARGINS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE TOO SECURE TO CARE ABOUT GUNS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 7, 2012

AND IF YOU WANT TO WIN YOUNG PEOPLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2012

THERE'S A CERTAIN SUBLIMITY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2012

PUNISHING ADULTERY FALLS UNDER A DIFFERENT DOCTRINE ANYWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

METRIC MINUTEMEN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2012

THE ADDED BONUS HERE....:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2012

WHICH IS WHY THE TEA PARTY CONFUSED PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2012

THE DEAL WAS THAT WE PRETEND THEY WERE A PEER...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 2, 2012

OF COURSE, WHAT'S AMUSING HERE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2012

TRAMECKSANS VS SLAMECKSANS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2012

YEAH, BUT I EARNED IT, YOU DIDN'T:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2012

IF YOU MEET THE REASONABLE MAN IN THE ROAD...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2012

THE LEFT IS THE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2012

MARTIN'S BLOOD WAS FOUND ON THE GROUND THOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2012

SHOUTING AT THE MAN IN THE MIRROR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 10, 2012

HORDES OF STINKIN' WET BACKS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 24, 2012

THE LEFT IS THE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 16, 2012

FUNNY, THEY DON'T SEEM DEMONIC:

Posted by orrinj at 8:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 15, 2012

WHATEVER KIND YOU WANT HIM TO BE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2012

NOTHING SO BECOMES MR. RYAN AS THE DESPAIR OF THE NATIVISTS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 10, 2012

NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR FATHER DID:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2012

WANTED, FOR INSUFFICIENT OBEISANCE TO IDEOLOGY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2012

THE TURD BLOSSOMS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 22, 2012

NEVERMIND THIS RULING...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 19, 2012

WE'RE WITH TRACY'S GOD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2012

PARTISAN HACKERY AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2012

THE WISDOM OF THE DEMOS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHINGEING DETACHED FROM REALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2012

LIKE LIBERAL ACTIVISTS BEFORE THEM, THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT RESULTS, NOT THE TEXT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2012

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 6, 2012

PREACHING TO THE CHOIR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2012

SHHHH...YOU'LL INTRUDE ON THE RIGHT'S RAVING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2012

DICTA IS FOR THE FANBOYS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2012

THERE'S NOTHING THE RIGHT HATES MORE THAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2012

DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL VOTE FOR IT IN THEIR REFORMS TO OBAMACARE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2012

AGAINST CIVIC COURAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A MATTER OF HATE, NOT OF LAW:

Posted by orrinj at 5:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 18, 2012

JUST BECAUSE IT'S INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2012

OF COURSE THE RIGHT HATES HIM, HE'S CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 30, 2012

THE HECK WITH ORIGINALISM...MY SIDE WINS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 26, 2012

THE RIGHT IS THE LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 9, 2012

THE FIRST DICK LUGAR:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 7, 2012

DID THEY ASK WHETHER POLLING ON THE TOPIC POLITICIZES IT?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 4, 2012

TALKING TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 21, 2012

BECAUSE THEY ARE "OTHER":

Posted by orrinj at 8:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2012

THE RIGHT HATES NOTHING MORE THAN SUCCESSFUL CONSERVATIVE GOVERNANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 14, 2012

THERE IS NOTHING SO INTOLERABLE TO THE RIGHT AS A SUCCESSFUL CONSERVATIVE EXECUTIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 9, 2012

THE HIGH COST OF PURE BLOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 8, 2012

C'MON, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE OUR SUDDEN OPPOSITION TO OUR OWN POLICIES SERIOUSLY:

Posted by orrinj at 11:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE OPPOSES IMMIGRATION BY THEMSELF AND THEIR OWN KIND:

Posted by orrinj at 10:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 6, 2012

SCRATCH A NATIVIST...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 5, 2012

WELL, THE COURT DOES FOLLOW THE ELECTION RETURNS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2012

I'M ENTITLED, YOU AREN'T:

Posted by orrinj at 4:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 27, 2012

THE OTHER PATH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 18, 2012

SELF-GOVERNANCE SUFFICES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT'S POISONED WELL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2012

SO NOT THE TEA PARTY NOR THE OCCUPIERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2012

A PLAGUE ON BOTH THEIR HOUSES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 29, 2012

KELO, BABY, KELO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE INTERESTING THING...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2012

HOIST ON THEIR OWN PERSONHOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST THEY DON'T APPEAR TO BE A FRONT FOR A REAL INTELLIGENCE SERVICE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 26, 2012

THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY REPUBLICANS DON'T WANT A SIMPLE TAX CODE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IDEAS HAVE CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2012

LOOKS LIKE SOME FOLKS WILL BE ABLE TO BUY BIGGER BUNKERS!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2012

AT LEAST TOM TANCREDO ONLY HIRES THEM FOR HOUSE REPAIRS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2012

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT MORE EXPENSIVE YOU HAVE TO TAX IT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 14, 2012

THE MARKET VS THE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2012

WELL, WE ALL KNOW UNCLE MILTY WAS A CRYPTO-SOCIALIST ANYWAY...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2012

THE MANDATE BEFORE CONSERVATIVES BECAME DERANGED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2012

IF THE RIGHT'S ANTI-HOLDER HYSTERIA DEMONSTRATES ANY PROPOSITION, IT'S THAT....:

Posted by orrinj at 1:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2012

CONFLICT OF INTEREST?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 28, 2012

SOMETIMES THE HARDEST THING TO DO IS ACCEPT THAT WE WON:

Posted by orrinj at 4:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2012

ADDICTED TO THE PUBLIC TEAT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 15, 2012

THEY'RE IMPOSING SHARIA LAW!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2012

THE HYGIENISTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2012

EMOTIONS, NOT THOUGHTS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2012

EVEN MORE BIZARRE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2012

THE TEA PARTY CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 6, 2012

LOOK! IT'S MOVING! IT'S ALIVE!:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 4, 2012

THEY DON'T GET TO VOTE EITHER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2012

PRE-PANDER POLS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

REAGAN WEPT:

Posted by orrinj at 2:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 29, 2011

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BETTER DEAD THAN BROWN STATES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2011

NOTHING PERSONAL, ANY SCAPEGOAT WILL DO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 27, 2011

IDEOLOGUE GLOBALLY, GOVERN LOCALLY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DESERVING OLD WHITE FOLK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO CUT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 23, 2011

SILLY GOOSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 22, 2011

YOU SERVED YOUR PURPOSE (via The Other Brother):

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2011

ONLY THE RIGHT CAN KEEP THE DEMOCRATS A VIABLE ALTERNATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2011

SO THE RIGHT CAN STOP SUSPENDING DISBELIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 2, 2011

BECAUSE THE REPUBLICAN BASE IS NOTHING LIKE THE BELTWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE UNPRINCIPLED VS THE UNDOCUMENTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAST DOG IS ON THE ROOF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 1, 2011

TURNS OUT HERM IS IN ON THE CONSPIRACY!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 30, 2011

IF THE HERMAN CAIN AFFAIR TEACHES US ANYTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2011

A TIME TO STOP PRETENDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 27, 2011

THERE'S NO NEED TO ASK "WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?"...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2011

AT SOME POINT YOU JUST HAVE TO DECIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2011

OR SHE COULD TEACH HER CHILD NOT TO BE A RACIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2011

LEAVING THEM BEHIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2011

GOING WHERE THEY AREN'T HATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 12, 2011

THE ANARCHIST NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 11, 2011

THE MORE SERIOUS THE CHARGE THE MORE CREDIBLE HE BECOMES FOR THE RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 5, 2011

A GOLDBUG AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2011

WHAT NEITHER LEFT NOR RIGHT CAN ACCEPT IS THE REALITY OF DEFLATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 1, 2011

JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2011

REAGAN WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

I AM NOT THIRD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 29, 2011

NATIVISTS VS THE ECONOMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2011

BETTER TO KILL THE ECONOMY THAN LIVE WITH COLOREDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2011

WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WHAT YOU ARE, NOW WE'RE HAGGLING OVER YOUR PRICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 22, 2011

BACKLASHING THE BACKWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2011

EXACTLY WRONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STUFF WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 20, 2011

THE ONE SIN NEITHER SIDE CAN EVER FORGIVE PRESIDENT OBAMA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT HAS GOVERNMENT EVER DONE FOR ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2011

SHARIA DESCENDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2011

AND THAT'S ALL AMERICANS WANT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2011

NOW THERE'S A CREEPY NEXUS FOR YOU...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2011

HOW WE CAUSED THE CREDIT CRUNCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2011

UNINTENDED? ETHNIC CLEANSING WAS THE POINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2011

OUR WAHOOS HAVE BLESSEDLY SHORT ATTENTION SPANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2011

DID IT MATTER TO SEGREGATIONISTS THAT STROM THURMOND HAD MULATTO KIDS?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2011

THOUGHT BY NOW THEY'D REALIZE, AIN'T NO WAY TO HIDE YOUR LYIN' AYES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

REAGAN/BUSH LITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2011

NOTHING COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 24, 2011

THE CRIMINALIZATION OF CAPITALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2011

YOU CAN WHIP THE WAHOOS INTO A FRENZY....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2011

GREAT SAP FROM LITTLE ACORNS GROWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 16, 2011

SOME OF US FAINTED AT THE RUBELLA VACCINATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 15, 2011

WHEN EVEN LEFTWING RAGS ACCUSE YOU OF LEFTWING NUTTERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ETHICS AREN'T THAT COMPLEX IF YOU'RE PRO-LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 13, 2011

WHY? DID SHE RECEIVE IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 10, 2011

IT'S A GROWN-UP STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2011

WHEN WE WERE FUNDAMENTALISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2011

IN AMERICA NATIVISM IS SELF-LOATHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS CARRYING HATRED OF FLUORESCENTS A TAD TOO FAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2011

THE NEW JEWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2011

OLD WHITE PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO ATTACK WELFARE FOR OLD WHITE PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2011

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 18, 2011

IF WE JUST HAD HIM ARM WRESTLE AHMEDINEJAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 14, 2011

IMPORTING THE TRADITIONAL CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2011

THE TEST THE GOVERNOR FACES IS TO FINISH THE PRIMARY SEASON WITH THESE SAME FOLKS AS ENEMIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2011

A REPUBLICAN VS THE RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2011

WHY WON'T THEY VOTE FOR US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 7, 2011

TAKE YOUR PICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A CERTAIN SAMENESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THEN THE PARADIGM SHIFTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 4, 2011

SPEAKING TRUTH TO CRAZY (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 3, 2011

MIGHT WANT TO GIVE BACK THAT BUST OF THE GIPPER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 2, 2011

THE EHRLICH'S AMONG US ARE ALWAYS EASILY PARTED FROM THEIR CASH (AND BASEBALL CAPS):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS THE PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE HATRED NEVER CHANGES, ONLY THE HATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY DID WIN ON THE ONLY ISSUE THEY CARE ABOUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2011

SCRATCH A HATRED FIND A HATER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2011

THE REAL CRIME HERE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2011

REMOVE "JEW," INSERT "MUSLIM":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2011

WHAT CAN EVIDENCE MEAN TO AN IDEOLOGUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 27, 2011

DOES HE NOT HAVE THE DECENCY TO RESIGN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY'VE EVEN LOST THE JOURNAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 26, 2011

BUT, I WAS JUST SPITBALLING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHIPPING THE CHILDREN INTO SHAPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SAME PSYCHOSIS, DIFFERENT OBJECT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU KNOW THE HOUSE GOP HAS LOST TOUCH WHEN GROVER IS THE VOICE OF REASON....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 25, 2011

THE VIKINGS ALWAYS COME FROM SEAWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOOSE, MEET GANDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MULTIBOMBER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWIMMING IN POLLUTED WATERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 24, 2011

GEEZ, HE EVEN HAS A MINUTEMAN OUTFIT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

APPLIED ISLAMOPHOBIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OLD WHITE FOLKS WANT THEIR WELFARE CHECKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2011

WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THEM ALL BEING FRIENDS OF PAMELA GELLER AND THE ANTI-CORDOBA VOLK....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNITED BY OPPOSITION TO IMMIGRATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO THEY DESERVED IT, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE REAL PROBLEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2011

OUR LIZ TAYLOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 20, 2011

BUT YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YET THE LEFT WANTS TO ABORT AND THE RIGHT WANTS TO CLOSE THE BORDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 19, 2011

THE SAME FOLKS WHO STOPPED IMMIGRATION REFORM AND TRIED TO STOP THE BANK BAILOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NATIVISTS ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY TO EXCHANGE THE BROWN FOLK FOR A DEPRESSION

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2011

ONE HARDLY LOOKS TO THE TEA PARTY FOR COMMON SENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2011

"DEFAMATION OF DEMOCRACY":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A LENDER PROBLEM, NOT A BORROWER PROBLEM (via Bruno Behrend):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2011

DIDN'T HE GET THE OTHER MEMO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2011

DON'T FEEL QUEASY FOLKS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2011

DECADE? IT'S BEEN NEARLY A CENTURY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PROBLEM IS THAT IT REQUIRES A FATHER WITH A BRAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 1, 2011

REMEMBER, HE'S THE INSENSITIVE ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 27, 2011

WELL, NOW WE HAVE HER CAMPAIGN THEME SONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 25, 2011

WHICH ISN'T A POWER A LAW CAN TAKE AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2011

WELFARE PIMPING FOR A HIGHER CLASS OF..WELL, YOU KNOW...::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2011

NOW CONSIDER THIS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 8, 2011

YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE RIGHT ALL OF THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2011

THE UNPRINCIPLED RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2011

CONSERVATIVES, NOT ECONOMISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2011

HERDING THE WAHOOS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2011

THEY THINK IT'S A ZERO SUM GAME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:41 AM

HOSTILITY TO IMMIGRANTS LEADS TO LESS IMMIGRATION? WHODDA THUNK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

May 13, 2011

YOU'RE NOT A TERRORIST IF I SUPPORT YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

May 12, 2011

UNDERSTANDING OBL IS THE EASY PART...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

May 11, 2011

REAGAN GAVE THEM AMNESTY AND NO ONE CARED THE NEXT DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:09 PM

OBL IS DEAD AND THE RIGHT HAS FORGOTTEN WHY IT WAS SO RABID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

May 2, 2011

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

April 22, 2011

WHEN REALIZING WHAT YOU ARE MAKES YOU FEEL NAUSEAOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

April 21, 2011

OLD WHITE PEOPLE DON'T SUPPORT CUTS TO WELFARE FOR OLD WHITE PEOPLE? SHOCKING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 AM

April 20, 2011

OF COURSE, THE DUPES WHO BELIEVE IN THEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 AM

April 18, 2011

TAXES DON'T GO UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

April 9, 2011

STUCK ON CRAZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

April 6, 2011

IT'S AMERICA, HATE HAS A SHORT SHEL LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:48 PM

April 3, 2011

WHERE'S DAVID DUKE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

March 31, 2011

IT'S NOT WELFARE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GET IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

March 28, 2011

STRATEGY? THEY'RE JUST WALLOWING IN EMOTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:47 PM

THE BIPARTISAN BECK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM

March 24, 2011

LEGISLATING THEIR OWN SHAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

March 23, 2011

AN UNSERIOUS MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:23 PM

March 19, 2011

HATE HAS A BLESSEDLY SHORT SHELF LIFE IN AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

March 18, 2011

TRY BETTER, INSTEAD OF LESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM

HAVING DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TO THEIR IMMORTAL SOULS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

March 15, 2011

THE GOP VS THE RiNO'S

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

March 14, 2011

HOSTESS OF THE SELF-PITY PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 AM

March 13, 2011

NON-WHITES NEED NOT APPLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

March 12, 2011

WHADDA YA WANT FROM EYE CANDY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE FACTS, THEY'RE VENTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

March 11, 2011

CONGRESSMAN KING'S HEARINGS ON WHITE RADICALIZATION AND THE MILITARY SHOULD START ANY DAY NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

BECAUSE THEY AREN'T INTERESTED IN RESULTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 PM

THERE'S A SENSIBLE ACTION THAT COULD COME OF ALL THIS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 PM

FEAR FOR FEAR'S SAKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

CIRCLING THE FIRING SQUAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

March 10, 2011

THE ONE REDEEMING FEATURE OF THE KING HEARINGS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 PM

BUT IF THEY DON'T DEPEND ON APPROPRIATIONS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

March 9, 2011

IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

BECAUSE THEY HATE SOCIETY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

March 7, 2011

THEY CAN'T BE TERRORISTS, THEY'RE WHITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

POLICING OURSELVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

TIPPING POINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

March 6, 2011

THERE'S NO SUBJECT ABOUT WHICH WE'RE LESS SERIOUS THAN HEALTH CARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

March 3, 2011

FIRST JEWS, THEN CATHOLICS, NOW MUSLIMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM

BECAUSE GROUND ZERO IS SACRED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM

NOTHING TO OFFER BUT HATE ITSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

February 27, 2011

A LITTLE ADULT SUPERVISION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 PM

February 22, 2011

IN A RELATED STORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 PM

February 18, 2011

WHO KLNEW THEY MADE MORTARBOARDS OUT OF TIN FOIL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 PM

February 14, 2011

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

February 11, 2011

CROSSFIRE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

February 9, 2011

THE CONSTITUTION IS A RESPONSE TO THE ARTICLES, NOT TO PARLIAMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

February 8, 2011

THE SPOKESMAN THE RIGHT DESERVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

SHAME IS A POWERFUL WEAPON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

February 7, 2011

POLICING OUR OWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 PM

February 5, 2011

THE BASE TAKES OVER FROM THE BELTWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 AM

NO NEO ABOUT HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

February 4, 2011

MIXED NUTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 PM

February 3, 2011

WHERE'S BILL BUCKLEY WHEN WE NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

AS IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO WINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

February 2, 2011

FOR IT BEFORE THEY WAS AGIN IT, AND VICE VERSA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 PM

ON ONE SIDE THE RIGHT, ON THE OTHER CONSERVATIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

January 24, 2011

MOVING TO THE GROWN-UP TABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:41 PM

AMERICA NEVER BELIEVED HIM A MARXIST, ONLY THE RIGHT DID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

January 22, 2011

WHAT DOES AN ACTIVIST COURT CARE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

January 21, 2011

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIFIED DOESN'T MAKE IT TERRORIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 AM

January 20, 2011

BUT IT'S NOT PRIMARILY ABOUT PAYING FOR MEDICINE....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:27 PM

NO CHRISTIANS NEED APPLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

January 18, 2011

THEY SERVED THEIR PURPOSE, NOW CUT THEM LOOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM

THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE BELTWAY AND THE BASE OF THE GOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

SOMEONE'S DAYS AS A TEA PARTY FAVORITE ARE NUMBERED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 AM

INNOCENT OF MURDER, GUILTY OF FOMENTING HATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 AM

YOU CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 AM

January 17, 2011

THAT WOULD BE THE ADULT PART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

January 16, 2011

THE RIGHT, WHERE DECENCY IS NO LONGER A VIRTUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

WHO CARES IF WE'RE WINNING, WE'RE IMPURE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

January 14, 2011

PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO APOLOGZE FOR PRETENDING TO BE A NATIVIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 PM

DOUBLING DOWN ON SELF-PITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 PM

January 13, 2011

REMEMBER WHEN THE RIGHT USE TO BE DISMISSIVE OF VICTIMOLOGY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 PM

NOW THAT WOULD BE A SINGULARLY UNEDIFYING EXERCISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 AM

THE LADY IN THE BUBBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

JUST A MATTER OF WHAT KIND OF PARTY WE WANT TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 12, 2011

THE RHETORIC ISN'T THE CAUSE BUT THE JUSTIFICATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

TO ACCEPT THAT CRITICISM IS LEGITIMATE WOULD BE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY MIGHT BE WRONG, WHICH IS UNTHINKABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

WHEN "AT BEST THEY'RE CYNICAL" IS YOUR BEST DEFENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

CONTRADICTORY EVIDENCE PROVES THE BELIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:19 PM

HOPEFULLY TODD KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GOLEM::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM

January 11, 2011

THE ONE THING THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT CAN AGREE ON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 PM

WHILE YOU CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND FOLKS WANTING TO WHIP AWAY THE CURTAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM

DARKNESS AT THE EDGE OF CLOWNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

THE GOLDBUG STANDARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

January 10, 2011

WHEN EVEN DICK ARMEY REALIZES IT'S BEEN UNCIVIL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

SLOW LEARNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

January 9, 2011

YOU KNOW THE RIGHT'S ASHAMED OF ITSELF WHEN IT STARTS WHINING THAT IDEAS HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

January 8, 2011

TEA AND ANTIPATHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 PM

January 6, 2011

AT THIS POINT IT'S MOSTLY PORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

A THIRD OF THAT WOULD BE AMPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

January 5, 2011

THAT WOULD BE KULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

January 4, 2011

ONE MAN'S TERRORIST IS ANOTHER MAN'S FREEDOM FIGHTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

December 30, 2010

IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW SHE WAS A CROOK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

December 29, 2010

BUT IT HAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NAME!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM

TAX-EATERS IN KHAKI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 AM

December 23, 2010

BUT NOT TOO TRIVIAL FOR LEFT AND RIGHT TO OBSESS OVER!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:48 PM

December 13, 2010

FRANCE JUST HAS A BIGGER GROUND ZERO, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

WHICH TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE OPPOSING IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 PM

December 11, 2010

THE POLITICS OF THE UNSERIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

December 8, 2010

STARTS WITH "O", ENDS WITH GAY MUSLIM SOCIALIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:11 PM

December 7, 2010

THE AMUSING SPECTACLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:09 PM

December 6, 2010

SCREW NEIGHBOR LOVE, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

NAME ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

December 5, 2010

AT LEAST DIVERSIFY INTO TULIPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

December 4, 2010

NO ONE DOUBTS THAT AZ HATES PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

December 3, 2010

A GIRL'S GOTTA LIVE ON SOMETHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM

December 2, 2010

THE VOLT CAN'T WORK, IT'S GREEN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE TAKES THEM SERIOUSLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

December 1, 2010

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

November 30, 2010

AND NO WARS LEFT TO FIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

November 19, 2010

AND THE MOST GALLING THING OF ALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

SHHHHH...THE RIGHT THINKS IT'S A PLOT TO GET RID OF INSURERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

November 18, 2010

TO BE A RIGHTWINGER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:23 PM

LIKE A TALENTED OBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

November 17, 2010

SARAH WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY EFFECT, IT'S JUST A FETISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:35 PM

November 16, 2010

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TEATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:24 PM

AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THE YOUNG ARE COLORED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

November 12, 2010

YOU THINK THE RIGHT HATES BROWN? WAIT'LL THEY GET A LOAD OF RUBIO....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

November 11, 2010

TEACHING THE ELEPHANTS TO DANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

November 10, 2010

EXPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 PM

THAT MISTAKE WAS THINKING HIS HOUSE COLLEAGUES RESPONSIBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

November 9, 2010

THE GOP VS BUSINESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM

November 8, 2010

A 90s REPUBLICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 PM

IF ONLY MIKE CASTLE HAD DONE THE SAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

...AND EASE UP ON THE WHIPPETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 AM

November 7, 2010

SPEAKING TRUTH TO POUTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 AM

November 5, 2010

ON THE POSITIVE SIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

November 4, 2010

DID LINCOLN CAMPAIGNING ON RETURNING DRED SCOTT TO HIS MASTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:22 PM

THE COST OF PURITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

A TOUCH TOO TORICELLI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:19 PM

MORE COST THAN OPPORTUNITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

November 3, 2010

IN CASE YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE SERIOUS ABOUT WASTEFUL SPENDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 PM

HERE'S THE ILLUSTRATIVE NUMBER....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 AM

HATING OBAMACARE, LOVING MEDICARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 1, 2010

THE PLUPERFECT SYMBOL OF A VANITY CANDIDACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

LEST WE FORGET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

October 31, 2010

SCREW QUALITY, WE WANT OUR OWN EMOTIONS ECHOED! (via Kevin Whited:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM

October 30, 2010

A BUNCH OF CRANKY OLD WHITE PEOPLE RAGING ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER LIFE WAS FOR THE CLEAVERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

October 29, 2010

OH, WE GOT TROUBLE MY FRIENDS, RIGHT HERE IN RIVER CITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 AM

October 28, 2010

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PROFIT, NOT THE PROPHET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

October 25, 2010

HE'S JUST TOO SMALL A FIGURE TO JUSTIFY ALL THIS RIGHTWING HATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:08 PM

October 24, 2010

INVESTMENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

WASTING RESOURCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

IT WOULD SEEM A HANDY RULE OF POLITICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

October 23, 2010

CONTAINING THE TEA PARTY DAMAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

October 21, 2010

WHY DOES GROVER HATE INCOME AND SAVINGS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

October 20, 2010

ARLEN WOULD BE COASTING AND RESOURCES COULD GO DOWNTICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

IT'S JUST TOO CLOSE TO GROUND ZERO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

WE'VE MOVED PAST IDEOLOGY, BUT STOP VIOLATING MINE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

October 19, 2010

RACIAL PURITY DEMANDS CERTAIN SACRIFICES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

October 18, 2010

INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

October 17, 2010

RIDING THE WONKAVATOR TO THE TOP FLOOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

October 15, 2010

DANG THOSE UNDESERVING POOR AND THEIR CRAFTY SCHEMES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

October 12, 2010

THE MATERIAL WRITES ITSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

October 11, 2010

WHERE WILL THEY GRIND THE CHRISTIAN BABIES INTO MOTZAH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:08 PM

October 8, 2010

SUBSIDIARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

October 4, 2010

ON THE OTHER HAND, THESE TEA FOLKS ARE SURE AMUSING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 PM

WHAT ABOUT THE STENCH OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

October 3, 2010

NOT THAT THE TEA PARTIERS WOULD ACCEPT CHANGES TO THEIR SS AND MEDICARE EITHER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

October 2, 2010

DO THEY CALL THE 92ND STREET Y A TEMPLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 PM

October 1, 2010

THE REWARDS THAT GROWN-UPS REAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

September 29, 2010

OF COURSE HE'S FEMININE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 PM

GIVE THEM 4% OR GIVE THEM DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:15 AM

September 23, 2010

ACTUALLY, WHAT THE ANALOGY SUGGESTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

September 22, 2010

HOW CAN SHE BE SO UNPOPULAR IN THE REAL WORLD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 PM

September 21, 2010

WHO CARES WHETHER IT'S TECHNICALLY LEGAL OR NOT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM

September 20, 2010

HE WAS ALWAYS SUCH A TAKE CHARGE KIND OF GUY UNTIL HE FACED CHARGES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 PM

THE INEVITABLE ALWAYS HAPPENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

IF GOD DID NOT WANT THEM TO BE SHEARED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

September 19, 2010

EASING OFF OF THE CRAZY PEDAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

September 18, 2010

NO ONE COMES TO THE COMMENTARIAT SEEKING WISDOM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:20 PM

SPELUNKING FOR TWO MONTHS WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:16 PM

WHO WANTS TO OPEN THEIR EYES IF IT MEANS SEEING THEY'RE BEING UNJUST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 AM

September 17, 2010

EXCEPT THAT BILL BUCKLEY COULD DISTINGUISH BETWEEN CONSERVATISM AND LUNACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

YOU CAN FOOL SOME PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM

September 16, 2010

THE OTHER MEXICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM

OKAY, MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE FOR HER TO SHUT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 PM

SILENCE IS GOLDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

AND ISLAMIC-AMERICANS SKIPPED THE WHOLE POVERTY AND DRUNKENNESS STAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

THE DOVE SOAP STANDARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

September 15, 2010

WHILE ONE CAN UNDERSTAND MR. ROVE'S MYSTIFICATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 PM

MR. WRIGHT UNDERSTATES THE PROBLEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 PM

THE BENEFITS THAT FORMER SENATORS ENJOY ARE SWEET!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

PURITY OVER POWER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

September 14, 2010

OF COURSE, IN THIS ENVIRONMENT ANY REPUBLICAN IS ELECTABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

September 13, 2010

DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE REAL REAGAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:37 PM

September 12, 2010

SO MUCH FOR SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 AM

BUSHTALGIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

September 11, 2010

JUST AS "THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BUILD A MOSQUE WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT" IS A COP-OUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 PM

WHICH MAKES HIM A MODERATE ON THE CURRENT AMERICAN RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:34 PM

NEWT ONLY REGRETS THAT THE ZONE OF EXCLUSION CAN'T BE RETROACTIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THE ROOM WHERE THEY TURN CHRISTIAN BABIES INTO FALAFEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 10, 2010

CULT VS. CULT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

THE IRONY BEING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 AM

September 7, 2010

THE DEFENDER OF AMERICAN VALUES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 PM

AFTER ALL, ONLY PEOPLE DESERVE RIGHTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

SUNLIGHT BEING THE BEST DISINFECTANT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM

September 6, 2010

THESE PEOPLE VET THEIR BABYSITTERS BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:26 AM

IT'S PRECISELY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS THAT WE CAN ENJOY MAKING FUN OF THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

September 5, 2010

THE MOST INTERESTING QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

September 4, 2010

CRAZY IN, CRAZY OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

NEVERMIND THE PASSION, WE'RE THE PASSIONATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:02 PM

PRINCIPLES ARE TOO DANGED INCONVENIENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

September 3, 2010

SWEET CLARITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:15 PM

SHE DID THOUGH MAKE THE BEST INTELLECTUAL CASE FOR NATIVISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

September 2, 2010

SURE, IT'S OBVIOUS ECONOMICS, BUT DO WE REALLY WANT TO IMPORT MILLIONS OF CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 PM

September 1, 2010

SHAME IS TRANSFORMATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

August 31, 2010

THE RAINMAKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 PM

...crickets...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:22 PM

HAPPILY, WE'RE CHEAPER THAN WE ARE HATEFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

THE BEST PART OF THIS PARTICULAR LUNACY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM

ONE OF THE REASONS THE UR HAD SUCH AN EASY TIME DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM THE REV WRIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 AM

August 30, 2010

WHAT HE MEANT BY "DARKNESS":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:05 PM

August 29, 2010

IF ONLY IT WEREN'T SO CLOSE TO GROUND ZERO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

August 28, 2010

IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

August 27, 2010

THE EXQUISITE THING IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:00 PM

August 26, 2010

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BACK OFF THE NRO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 PM

IT'S EXACTLY THE SIZE OF YOUR EMOTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 AM

HAPPILY, THE NATIVISTS WILL NEITHER PAY TO CLOSE THE BORDER....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 AM

August 25, 2010

THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS DRIVING BY GROUND ZERO, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 PM

BUT WE ALL WEAR TINFOIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

WELCOME BACK, MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 AM

August 24, 2010

WAIT'LL SARAH PALIN HEARS ABOUT THIS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 PM

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

A RATINGS-WHORE AND THE TRUTH ARE SOON SEPARATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 AM

August 23, 2010

ACCEPTING FACTS WOULD DEPRIVE US OF OUR EMOTIONWALLOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

IF YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN IT IN TERMS THEY'LL UNDERSTAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:26 PM

"WE'RE AGAINST MUSLIMS,,," (profanity alert):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

August 22, 2010

WHAT TEA PARTY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM

ALL THEY'RE MISSING IS THE BURNING CROSSES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 PM

FREEDOM FOR ME, NOT FOR THEE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN TEMPERATURE BY ASKING WHY YOU AREN'T UPSET ABOUT PUTTING AN OFFICE BUILDING AT THE EPICENTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

August 21, 2010

FROM THE ARCHIVES: WHY DECLINING CRIME RATES PROVE THAT IMMIGRANTS ARE CRIMINALS (OR, THE BURLINGTON COAT Y IN A NUTSHELL):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

EVEN NEWTS CAN FEEL SHAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

THE TEA PARTY IS THE CELEBRATION OF THE SELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

THE PECULIAR GENIUS OF AMERICAN CONFORMITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

IT WASN'T JUST OUR GRANDFATHERS EITHER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

THE CRIMINALIZATION OF GOVERNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

August 20, 2010

JOY AND FUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:28 PM

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE EMBARRASSING FOR THE RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:44 AM

WE'VE BEEN GIVEN A GREAT GIFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

AND YOU WONDER WHY W CHOSE HIM TO REPRESENT AMERICA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

THE FACTS BE DAMNED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:06 AM

August 19, 2010

YA GONNA LISTEN TO THE GUYS WHO WON THREE ELECTIONS IN A ROW, OR THE GUYS WHO LOST US THE LAST TWO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

STUCK ON CRAZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:02 PM

REMEMBER WHEN THE PARTY HAD ADULT SUPERVISION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

August 18, 2010

OR, A VICTORY LAP, AS NEWT GINGRICH WOULD CALL IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 PM

OBVIOUSLY, OSAMA WON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:41 PM

FIRST WE TRY TO CRIMINALIZE POLITICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

YOU THINK THE RIGHT SOUNDS CRAZY NOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

THE LACK OF CONSCIENCE OF THE CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 AM

MOVE ON? WE HAVE SCABS LEFT TO PICK AT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

AMERICA'S 9-11 MOSQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

August 17, 2010

THEY'RE HATED BY WORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:32 PM

BEFORE THE RED MEAT WAS SERVED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 AM

August 15, 2010

BECAUSE RIGHTWING PURITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GOVERNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

THE OPPOSITION TO CORDOBA HOUSE IN A NUTSHELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

THERE'S A NAME FOR THAT POSTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

August 14, 2010

THOSE CHRISTIANS, ALWAYS BUILDING CHURCHES AT THE SITES OF THEIR GREATEST VICTORIES....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

HOW GROWN-UPS BEHAVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

WHICH WOULD MAKE THE GAY BAR REDUNDANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:04 PM

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

August 13, 2010

THAT O.B.L. IS SO INSIDIOUS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:31 PM

THE HATE STAYS THE SAME, ONLY THE OBJECTS OF IT CHANGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

THANKS, NEWT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 AM

THE WAR ON THE CIVIL SERVICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

August 12, 2010

A TEST ISLAM IS PASSING AND THE RIGHT IS FAILING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:55 PM

August 11, 2010

TO THEIR CREDIT THEY DIDN'T ANTICIPATE HOW MUCH HATE THE RIGHT WOULD WHIP UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:34 PM

MISS HIM, YES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM

August 10, 2010

THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A CHURCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:26 PM

August 9, 2010

ALL VICTIMOLOGY, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

WITHOUT W, THEY CURRENTLY HAVE NO ADULT SUPERVISION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

August 8, 2010

WHAT ARE REACTIONARIES SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN THERE ARE NO ACTIONARIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

SO IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WTC? SHOCKING....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

MAN UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

THE REASONS TO REFORM IT AREN'T EXISTENTIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

August 5, 2010

THE NOOSE BEING THE ALL TOO APT IMAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 PM

THE LAST JIHADI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

SHOW US A GOOD MUSLIM AND WE'LL SHOW YOU THE RIGHT HATING HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 AM

August 4, 2010

SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED IT THE YMIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:22 PM

ONE HARDLY EXPECTS SENSE FROM HYSTERICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

WHEN ARE PHOBICS EVER EITHER REALISTIC OR STRATEGIC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 AM

August 3, 2010

SELL CRAZY SOMEPLACE ELSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

August 1, 2010

THE DIFFICULTY ARISES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

July 26, 2010

THEY CAN'T REALLY BE SUGGESTING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM

WE'D HAVE GONE WITH "CRETINS":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:10 PM

July 24, 2010

IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HE SET OUT TO DO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

July 23, 2010

IF ONLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 AM

July 21, 2010

AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEY KNOW THEIR STAR TREK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM

July 17, 2010

ONE OF THE GREATEST RiNO's OF THEM ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

July 11, 2010

YOU MEAN IT'S NOT THE IRRESPONSIBLE AND UNDESERVING COLORED FOLKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

July 3, 2010

YOU MEAN THE TAX-HIKING, SS-SAVING, AMNESTY-GRANTING, DETENTE-TALKING GIPPER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:24 PM

RUNNING AFOUL OF THE KINSLEY RULE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM

July 2, 2010

IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THEY HAD A NATIONAL CONVENTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

June 30, 2010

DARLING, LOST AND GONE FOREVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM

June 28, 2010

WATCHING THE RIGHT SELL ITSELF DOWN THE RIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

June 22, 2010

MR. PAUL WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN ARGUING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

June 16, 2010

YOU WOULDN'T THINK EVEN CONSERVATIVES WERE DUMB ENOUGH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:47 PM

June 15, 2010

MAYBE HE MEANT THAT HE'S CERTIFIABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:41 PM

WELCOME TO THE BORG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 AM

June 9, 2010

SUNLIGHT IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM

June 8, 2010

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD WHITE MEN (via Brandon Heathcotte):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

MARGINALIZING THEMSELVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

June 7, 2010

NO ONE BELIEVES IN SMALL GOVERNMENT FOR OTHERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

June 6, 2010

TALK ABOUT BEING OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE BASE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 PM

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TIRED OF PLAYING WITH THE PUTTY DOESN'T MEAN THE PROJECT IS DONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

May 26, 2010

REPUBLICANS VS THE TROOPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

May 25, 2010

MAD AS HATTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 AM

NEXT THEY'LL TRY TELLING US THE PRESIDENT WAS BORN IN AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

May 22, 2010

THEIR PROFESSION SHOULD BE THE ISSUE BUT ISN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

May 20, 2010

GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN CHEAP GAS AND REGIME CHANGE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:43 PM

SO MUCH FOR PRINCIPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

IN A STORYLINE THAT'S ALREADY PROVIDED PLENTY OF AMUSEMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM

May 19, 2010

IF GOD DID NOT WANT THEM TO BE FLEECED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

May 17, 2010

EVEN THE BAD USES OF TARP WILL TURN A PROFIT FOR TAXPAYERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:23 AM

May 16, 2010

REAGAN WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

May 15, 2010

IF HE'D BEEN ABLE TO SUPPRESS THAT ANTI-BUSH TIC....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

May 10, 2010

THE HEIGHTS, NOT THE ROOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 PM

May 9, 2010

IF IT WALKS LIKE A RACIAL HYGIENISTS, TALKS LIKE A RACIAL HYGIENIST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

THAT'S AN EXQUISITE TURN OF PHRASE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

May 6, 2010

CIS BELTWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 PM

60-40:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

May 5, 2010

ELECTING COMPETENTS IS NEVER A BAD THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

ALL ROOTS, NO TRUNK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

May 3, 2010

THE IRONY, OF COURSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 PM

May 2, 2010

NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US MOTZAH ISN'T REALLY MADE FROM GROUND UP CHRISTIAN BABIES... (via Brandon Heathcotte):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM

April 30, 2010

THE COPS WON'T BE STOPPING OLD WEALTHY WHITE FOLK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

April 25, 2010

THAT 70s SHOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

April 24, 2010

JUST BECAUSE THE PARADIGM ALWAYS SHIFTS DOESN'T MEAN IT MEETS NO RESISTANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

April 23, 2010

THE MALTHUSIAN RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

RIGHT IS LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

April 22, 2010

HIS STRUGGLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

April 19, 2010

WHILE HEADS EXPLODE ON THE RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 PM

CATS AND DOGS SLEEPING TOGETHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 AM

April 18, 2010

THEY AREN'T RACIST, THEY'RE ANTI-SEMITE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

April 17, 2010

STOP THE WELFARE CHECKS...JUST NOT MINE!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

WHILE THE REST OF SIT BACK AND LAUGH AT BOTH WINGS.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

April 16, 2010

SADLY, THE CRAZIES ARE ALL OURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:13 PM

CHARLIE CRIST, WITH 3 "I's":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

OUR ACORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

April 14, 2010

YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAS IT TOUGH IN AMERICA? RICH WHITE RETIREES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 PM

SHEEP LEARN TO LOVE THE SHEARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM

SO THE FOLKS WHO WON'T ANSWER CENSUS QUESTIONS REQUIRE INTERNAL PASSPORTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM

April 12, 2010

MORE TEA, MR. McVEIGH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

THEY EXIST TO BE USED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

April 11, 2010

STUCK ON CRAZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 PM

STUPID PARTY, NOT IDIOTIC, PLEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 PM

A PRIMAL SCREAM MAY BE THERAPEUTIC, BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY PERSUASIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

April 9, 2010

IT'S NOT AS IF THEY WERE EVEN A LITTLE EMBARRASSED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 PM

March 29, 2010

VANITY SLATES::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 AM

March 27, 2010

THE CONSERVATIVE REFORM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

March 22, 2010

UNTWIST YOUR KNICKERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:16 PM

LIVING A LIFE OF REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

March 20, 2010

BUT THE ONE THING THEY CAN ALL AGREE ON? IT WAS ALL BUSH'S FAULT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

March 19, 2010

MILLARDISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

March 17, 2010

BUT THEY CAN DESCRIBE THEIR OWN NAVELS PERFECTLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM

WE'RE THE sTUPID PARTY, NOT THE DIMWIT PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

March 13, 2010

THE COUNTER-CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

March 12, 2010

OUR NIHILISTS VS THEIRS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:28 PM

JUST AS THE DARWINIST BELIEVES DARWINISM IS THE ONLY BELIEF THAT DIDN'T EVOLVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

FORTUNATELY, THE TEA PARTIERS ARE EASILY FOOLED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

March 11, 2010

JUMPING THE LANDSHARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

AREN'T WE MISSING THE FUNNIEST ASPECT OF THIS KERFUFFLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

March 8, 2010

THERE'S A REASON THEY'RE CALLED REACTIONARIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

March 7, 2010

YOU NEED ONE BIRTHER, ONE TRUTHER, ONE LAROUCHIE, ONE RANDROID, ONE NATIVIST, ONE 16TH AMENDMENT DENIER....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 PM

THE SURLY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 AM

March 5, 2010

IT'S A GOOD THING THE UR IS NO BILL CLINTON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 PM

WHY SHOULD THE "ME GENERATION"....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

March 4, 2010

ALL WE NEED NOW IS A BRIDGE TO NOWHERE AND THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

March 3, 2010

AND ALL THAT REMAINS OF THE GOP IN CONGRESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

March 2, 2010

AND YOU WONDER WHY TIPPER GORE SLEEPS SO LIGHTLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

February 27, 2010

MARCO AT THE BRIDGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

February 25, 2010

WHERE ARE THE HARD HATS WHEN WE NEED THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:00 PM

THE CANDIDATE OF THE CRAZIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

THE RIGHT IS THE LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

HOW'D THAT DALLIANCE WITH THE DEMOCRATS WORK OUT FOR YA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

February 24, 2010

HOW CAN HE BE INDEPENDENT IF HE ISN'T GOING TO TOE THEIR LINE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:51 PM

February 23, 2010

THE LESS JUSTIFIED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:40 PM

February 22, 2010

TO THE SOUND OF TEA PARTIERS' HEADS EXPLODING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 PM

DARN THAT ACORN AND THE UNDESERVING POOR!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

February 20, 2010

UNSERIOUS PEOPLE DOING UNSERIOUS THINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 PM

February 19, 2010

A CHURCH-HATING, TAX PROTESTING, SOFTWARE ENGINEER?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

February 13, 2010

OTHER THAN THAT, MS NOONAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

February 10, 2010

THE ANTIDEMOCRATIC ACTIVISTS LEGISLATING FROM THE BENCH ARE OURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

January 26, 2010

BEFORE HE WRITES A MEA CULPA FOR THE UR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

January 22, 2010

WHILE WE FUNCTION AT A TRVIAL LEVEL BY COMPARISON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

January 21, 2010

DO ALL THE TALKING HEADS LIVE IN CITIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

January 19, 2010

PSSST...IT'S TED KENNEDY'S SEAT, NOT THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:53 PM

January 13, 2010

SHEPHERDS FOR THE FLOCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:59 AM

January 8, 2010

THE ANGRY ATOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

December 18, 2009

QUESTION? IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL ON ITS FACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

December 12, 2009

THE RIGHT IS THE LEFT (via Rod):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 PM

THERE'S A REASON HE WEARS A BROWN SHIRT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

December 10, 2009

CRIST LITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

December 3, 2009

BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT'S THANKSGIVING ABOUT..:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 PM

November 25, 2009

WHO'S GOING TO TALK THE NATIVISTS DOWN OFF THE ROOF?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 AM

November 23, 2009

THE RIGHT FELT BETRAYED BY REAGAN AND W FOR THE SAME REASON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

November 21, 2009

WHAT'S SENSIBLE ABOUT NATIVISM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 PM

November 2, 2009

WHO'S GOING TO UNTWIST THE RIGHTWING PANTIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

October 26, 2009

WHILE W OBVIOUSLY DESERVES MOST OF THE CREDIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

October 17, 2009

THE PARTY OIF IDEAS VS THE PARTY OF "AFFIRMATIVE" RACISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

October 7, 2009

BETTER DEAD THAN BROWN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

September 25, 2009

WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE TIN FOIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

September 24, 2009

IT'S NOT A BIG ENOUGH TENT TO LET THESE LUNATICS IN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

September 22, 2009

A BOON TO THE TRUE BELIEVERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

September 21, 2009

BEALE STREET BLUES BOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:27 PM

September 18, 2009

EVERYTHING BUT THE WEATHERMEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

September 10, 2009

OBVIOUSLY THE GROWN-UP PARTY OUGHT TO ACT LIKE ONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

September 1, 2009

HOW'S THAT INTERNET THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:18 PM

August 25, 2009

THE BUSINESS OF LOBBIES IS LOBBYING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

August 23, 2009

AFTER ALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:55 PM

GOT MINE, GET YOURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

OF COURSE, THE REASON THE RULES ARE WORKING FOR THE RIGHT AS THEY NEVER WOIRKED FOR THE LEFT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

August 19, 2009

SO NUTTY THEY MAKE BARNEY FRANK THE VOICE OF REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM

August 12, 2009

THE BEST DEFENSE IS NEVER NOTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

August 11, 2009

IN FAIRNESS, CONSERVATIVES ARE CRAZY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

August 10, 2009

BAD TIME TO FORGET YOUR SAFETY WORD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 PM

August 8, 2009

SUBMIT FIRST, DISCUSS LATER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

August 6, 2009

NOW THAT'S FUNNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:01 PM

THE CONSERVATIVE WAR ON THE FAMILY AND SOCIAL STABILITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

August 4, 2009

THERE'S NO EN D TO THE SERVICES HE RENDERS THE PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

July 3, 2009

NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO AGREES WITH YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

June 22, 2009

UNCIRCLE THE FIRING SQUAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM

June 20, 2009

WHEN BEING REACTIONARY MAKES YOU PC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

June 15, 2009

NAVIGATING THE NIHILISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

June 12, 2009

DO YOU REALLY THINK THROWING TOMATOES AT THEM IS TOO HARSH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

June 10, 2009

THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN TO THE HOUSE GOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

June 2, 2009

GOSH, WHY ARE WE LOSING THE LATINO VOTE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

May 28, 2009

THERE'S ALWAYS A CHOICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

May 21, 2009

AND THE RIGHT THINKS HE SHOULD BE THE FACE OF THE PARTY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 AM

May 18, 2009

CLUB FOR SHRINKAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

THEY HAVE TO DESTROY THE PARTY TO KEEP IT WHITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

May 6, 2009

YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:59 PM

May 4, 2009

THE ATTA-VISTIC RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 PM

THE WINGS OVERLAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

April 29, 2009

THE RIGHT "WINS" ANOTHER ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

BUT WHY WOULD WE BLAME OUR OWN WHEN WE CAN BLAME MINORITIES AND DEMOCRATS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

April 23, 2009

DON'T BOTHER THEM WITH THE FACTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 PM

April 18, 2009

TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

April 17, 2009

NOW WE'RE JUST HAGGLING OVER HIS PRICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

April 2, 2009

A START SO AWFUL IT'S INDUCING CARTER NOSTALAGIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:46 PM

March 31, 2009

THE RIGHT BLAMES "THEM," THE LEFT BLAMES YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

March 28, 2009

DON'T BLAME YOU, DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME THAT FELLA BEHIND THAT TREE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

March 23, 2009

ACCOUNTABILITY VS UNTENABILITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 PM

March 22, 2009

W IS A GOOD ENOUGH POLITICIAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

March 7, 2009

IF ONLY HE WERE "SOCIALIST":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

March 4, 2009

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, BRING BACK THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

SO, WHO EXACTLY DID THE BRIGHTS THINK THEY WERE VOTING FOR?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

March 3, 2009

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM

February 27, 2009

ANOTHER RIGHTWING FANTASY STRANGLED IN ITS CRIB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

February 26, 2009

NOT THAT THE GIPPER WASN'T A BIG SPENDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:03 PM

February 24, 2009

WHITE OR RIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

WHITE OR RIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

February 20, 2009

I CRUCIFIED THE OPTIMIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

February 19, 2009

SHHHHHH....YOU'LL INTERRUPT THEIR FEVER DREAMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

February 18, 2009

WE STILL HAVE ACORN TO OBSESS OVER!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 PM

February 17, 2009

DOES HE WHISTLE THE COLONEL BOGIE MARCH TO HIMSELF?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

February 15, 2009

AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT ACORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 PM

February 9, 2009

PURE COINCIDENCE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 PM

February 5, 2009

YOU'RE A KOOK, I JUST HAPPEN TO LIVE IN THE SINGULARITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

January 28, 2009

DESTROYING THE ECONOMY TO SAVE THE RACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

January 23, 2009

THE ONE THING W WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN IS HIS SUCCESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

January 22, 2009

WHAT ARE THE LIVES OF COLORED PEOPLE TO THE DARWINIST RIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

January 17, 2009

COLUMNS ON PAPER VS. COLUMNS OF VOTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

January 14, 2009

IF YOU DON'T MIND TEARING KIDS FROM THE WHOM, PAGES FROM A BOOK WILL HARDLY PHASE YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 PM

NO THANKS TO THE HOUSE GOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

December 29, 2008

JUST A BUSINESS (via Brad S):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

December 18, 2008

YOU CAN'T EXPECT THE DARWINIAN RIGHT NOT TO REACT BADLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

December 12, 2008

YET THE GOP'S BRIGHTEST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

December 7, 2008

DENYING ALL THAT STANDS IN THE WAY DOWN THE SLOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 PM

THEY HAD TO KILL THE ECONOMY TO SAVE THE RACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

December 4, 2008

SOME OF YOU ARE PROBABLY TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:18 AM

November 30, 2008

YOU CAN'T BE THE PARTY OF TRADITIONAL AMERICAN FREEDOM AND FAITH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

November 26, 2008

A VOICE CRYING IN THE ROCKIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

November 21, 2008

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

November 20, 2008

REAGAN AND W MADE IT THE PARTY OF JUDEO-CHRISTIAN PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 PM

THE AUH2O STANDARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:24 PM

November 13, 2008

YES, CHANGE FOR THE WORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

October 29, 2008

INHERIT THE WINDBAGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

October 27, 2008

IT'S THE ANTI-PERVERSION PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 AM

October 25, 2008

THAT'S RICH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

October 22, 2008

THE COMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 PM

SCARING THE ZEUS-WORSHIPPERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

October 20, 2008

POLITICS AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM

GEORGE W. BUSH, THE LIBORATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

HARDLY A SURPRISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:42 PM

October 19, 2008

NOTHING BETTER DEMONSTRATES CONSERVATIVE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

THE LATEST RIGHTWING FANTASY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

October 18, 2008

THE RITUAL AS REVOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

October 14, 2008

A TAD CONFUSED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

October 11, 2008

FIX THE RATES, FIX THE MESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

October 10, 2008

A GIANT CONSPIRACY THEORY FROM A LITTLE ACORN GREW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

WHY WOULD THEY VOTE FOR A PARTY THAT HATES THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

EVERYBODY STEPS ON ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

October 7, 2008

YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD (AND I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT YOU):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 PM

October 4, 2008

WHY WOULD NIHILISTS CARE IF THE WHOLE BLOCK BURNS DOWN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

October 3, 2008

OR, AS LIBERTARIANS CALL IT, THE ORIGINAL SIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

TEN DAYS OF HIS POLITICAL LIFE THAT MAC CAN NEVER GET BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:24 PM

MEASURED BY GEOLOGICAL TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

THOSE FISCAL CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES IN ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

October 2, 2008

HEY, WAIT, SUBPRIME ISN'T SUPPOSED TO INCLUDE ME!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

HOW THE HOUSE GOP CREATED THE NEED FOR THE BAILOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

October 1, 2008

EVEN MY 401K SAYS THE GOP BIFFED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 PM

THE SENATE IS VOTING NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 PM

BUT MY CONGRESSMAN PROMISED IT WOULD ONLY HURT BANKERS AND SUB[PRIME] HUMANS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

JUST HAGGLING OVER THEIR PRICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

WE HAD TO DESTROY THE VILLAGE TO SAVE OURSELVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

September 30, 2008

IT IS AN ACCURATE REFLECTION OF THEIR IMMATURITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

WHERE THE WINGS MEET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

OOPS, WE'RE IDIOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 PM

WHO NEEDS THE HOUSE GOP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:19 PM

YOU CAN'T BE SOCIALLY CONSERVATIVE AND NATIONALIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

ONE FOR ALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

THE ENDURING COSTS OF GORE V. BUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

THE GOP CLAIMS ITS FIRST VICTIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

A CONSPIRACY SO VAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

MOVIE OF THE MOMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

September 29, 2008

THERE IS NO CRISIS, IT'S JUST A TRICK TO TURN ME SOCIALIST!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

WHEN THE ADULT NATION ACTS CHILDISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 PM

WELL. THEY DO HAVE THE COURAGE OF THEIR CONVICTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 PM

IF WE DESTROY THE MARKET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM

NOW THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

IF YOU HAVE A 401K OR IRA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:14 PM

TOM TANCREDO'S DREAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

September 28, 2008

BECAUSE IF CONSERVING MEANS ANYTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 PM

INCREDIBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 PM

TO WHICH THE HOUSE GOP RESPONSE WAS ADDING SAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

September 27, 2008

RESTORING VELOCITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

WE'RE MAKIN' OUT LIKE BANDITS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 AM

September 26, 2008

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WE CAN DO WORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 PM

FUNNY HOW THE MARKET-PURIST RIGHT IS ANTI-MARKET WHEN IT SUITS THEM, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:17 PM

AND REALLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM

NEWT TURNED US INTO DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

September 4, 2008

WELL, THE NEW 'SCRIP SEEMS TO BE WORKING BETTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

September 1, 2008

WHERE DID YOU GO, WHITTAKER CHAMBERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

MAVERICK HAS THEM EATING OUT OF HIS HAND (HOOF?):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

August 21, 2008

AND THE FOLKS AT NATIONAL REVIEW CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW THEY KEEP GETTING THE GOP SO WRONG?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

August 13, 2008

WHY LIE WHEN HIS CANDIDACY CAN'T WITHSTAND THE TRUTH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:59 PM

August 5, 2008

RIDDLE US THIS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

July 21, 2008

IT HELPS TO BE OLD ENOUGH...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:50 AM

July 16, 2008

THE STUPID PARTY IS A BADGE WE WEAR PROUDLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM

July 15, 2008

WHEN FUNDAMENTALIST RHETORIC MEETS POLICY REALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM

July 8, 2008

GIVE OR TAKE A HUNDRED MILLION DEAD INNOCENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

July 6, 2008

WHICH IS WHY NATIVISM IS NATURALLY A DEMOCRATIC PROVINCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

July 1, 2008

BECAUSE, REALLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

June 28, 2008

WHAT COULD BE LESS SURPRISING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 AM

May 16, 2008

JUST ONE MORE GROUP TO DEPORT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

May 11, 2008

IF ONLY WE HAD A NICKEL....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

April 26, 2008

ON THE OTHER HAND, LOTS OF CONSERVATIVES ARE DUMB AS WELL AS STUPID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

April 25, 2008

THE SUREST SIGN THAT HE SCORED A HISTORIC WIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:20 PM

April 22, 2008

YOU'VE GOT TWO EQUALLY LIKELY POSSIBILITIES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

April 21, 2008

THE IDIOT IN THE CORNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

April 20, 2008

A HANDY TEST OF HOW BELTWAY YOU ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

April 11, 2008

THE PROBLEM FOR THE BELTWAY RIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

April 6, 2008

WHEREAS SOME IN THE STUPID PARTY ARE ACTUAL IDIOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

March 15, 2008

SHOULDN'T IT BE THE NEOCONS WHO READ THE SITUATION BACKWARDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

March 12, 2008

NATIVISTS VS THE AMERICAN ECONOMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

March 10, 2008

LEARNING TO LOVE MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

March 9, 2008

THE SHEEP ALWAYS RETURN TO THE FOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 PM

March 2, 2008

LOSING THE DOZENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

February 29, 2008

TALK ABOUT DOG BITES MAN...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:16 PM

February 27, 2008

THE BELTWAY HAS NEVER EVEN MET THE BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 PM

February 25, 2008

THAT'S THE PART THAT REALLY DERANGES THEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

February 24, 2008

THE SHEEPISH RETURN TO THE FOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

February 21, 2008

PAVLOV'S PUNDITS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:39 PM

KONSERVATIVE KOOKS FOR KELO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:13 PM

February 19, 2008

DADDY'S ALRIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM

February 15, 2008

LIMBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

February 14, 2008

McKOSHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 PM

February 12, 2008

HEY, WAIT, THAT'S NOT THE REAGAN RUSH DESCRIBES!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 AM

February 11, 2008

MISSING HIS OWN TAKEAWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

BLUE-FACED REDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

February 10, 2008

IF HE WERE A REAL CONSERVATIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 PM

WHEN CONSERVATIVE KITTENS LOSE THEIR MITTENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

February 7, 2008

FUNNY THING ABOUT RIGHTWING TALK RADIO DJ'S...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 PM

W'S THIRD TERM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

February 1, 2008

TIME FOR STRONGER HEARING AIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

HAVE YOU THANKED THE GANG LEADER TODAY? (via Mike Daley)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

January 31, 2008

WHERE WAS RUSH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

ELITES ALWAYS HATE THE GRASS ROOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

January 30, 2008

A DRAUGHT OF VINTAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

HERE, FOR INSTANCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

January 24, 2008

THE HARDEST PART IS ACCEPTING THAT YOU'VE WON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

January 18, 2008

OF COURSE, BUT FOR OSWALD, AUH2O WOULD HAVE WON IN '64:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

January 17, 2008

THE LAST NEW DEALER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

January 9, 2008

HOW THE RIGHT LEARNED TO LOVE TAKINGS

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 PM

December 30, 2007

A CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUAL IS AN INTELLECTUAL, NOT A CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

December 23, 2007

THEY TURNED US INTO NEWTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 PM

DOWN THE RABID HOLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 PM

December 21, 2007

THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLE DIXIE DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

December 20, 2007

BOY, THOSE PORKBUSTERS REALLY TAUGHT THE GOP A LESSON, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 PM

December 18, 2007

THE RIGHT VS. THE ECONOMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

December 8, 2007

HOW THE WAHOOS LEARNED TO LOVE KELO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

December 5, 2007

THE GOOD IS THE ENEMY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

December 2, 2007

AS NEW REPUBLIC ON AMERICAN ATROCITIES... (via Brad S):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 PM

November 5, 2007

BIG CON, LITTLE CHAIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

October 25, 2007

BUREAUCRACIES NEVER DIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:07 PM

September 29, 2007

COUGHLIN CORNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

July 22, 2007

THANKS, MAVERICK, OR, HOW THE GANG SAVED THE RIGHT FROM ITSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

June 25, 2007

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:57 PM

June 12, 2007

OPEN TRAP, INSERT WAHOOS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

June 11, 2007

LIE DOWN WITH APPLIED DARWINISTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

June 10, 2007

SHOULD HAVE WORRIED ABOUT THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 30, 2007

WHERE THERE'S WILL, THERE'S W'S WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

April 19, 2007

THERE IS NO "I" IN INCREMENTALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 PM

April 18, 2007

THE KOOK CONVERGENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 PM

April 12, 2007

DESPERATE FISHWIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

April 1, 2007

SO MUCH FOR THAT SENSE OF SACRIFICE, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

March 2, 2007

1986 ALL OVER AGAIN (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

February 23, 2007

AND BY HOUSE STANDARDS SHE'S NOT THAT UNINFORMED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:30 PM

February 22, 2007

HIS MEDS MUST HAVE KICKED IN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

December 21, 2006

SEEING CALVIN COOLIDGE IN THEIR DREAMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 PM

December 1, 2006

BOY, THE RIGHT REALLY TAUGHT W A LESSON, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

November 30, 2006

OOPS, WRONG COUNTRY (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

November 19, 2006

THE HIGH PRICE OF HARRIET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 PM

November 5, 2006

IT'D ALMOST BE WORTH LOSING THE SENATE TOO....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:07 PM

November 1, 2006

BUT ALL THE BLOGS ARE TALKING ABOUT HIM... (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 AM

October 25, 2006

BDS HAS ITS LIMITS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

October 12, 2006

HE IS WHO THEY THINK REAGAN WAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:48 PM

October 10, 2006

MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD AND MAYBE THEY'LL STOP RAVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

September 27, 2006

HAVE YOU THANKED THE GANG TODAY? (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 19, 2006

REVOLUTIONARY STATUS QUO (via Kevin Whited)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM

June 3, 2006

HOW'S THAT PORT SALE GOIN'?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 AM

June 1, 2006

THE VIEW FROM THE ATTIC (via David Linton):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

May 25, 2006

YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO SPEAK, NOT TO BE HEARD (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 PM

May 24, 2006

KNEW HIM? HE'S STILL GOT REAGAN'S FOOTPRINTS ON HIS BUTT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

May 22, 2006

TOO REAGANESQUE (via David Linton):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

May 16, 2006

HITTING THE HIGH NOTES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

May 15, 2006

THE ONLY THING WE LIKE BETTER THAN FIGHTING WARS IS ENDING THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:37 PM

May 9, 2006

PETULANCE ISN'T GOVERNANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

April 6, 2006

W TOPS RWR AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM

April 4, 2006

CONSERVATIVES' CARROLL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:39 AM

March 17, 2006

HAPPY THE IDEOLOGICALLY PURE MINORITY OF THE '30s:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

THE LEAST HE COULD DO IS REIMPOSE THE REAGAN AUTO IMPORT QUOTAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

March 16, 2006

A THOUSAND POINTS OF LIGHT, BUT NOT ONE BULB BURNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

IS CONGRESS GOING TO BUY THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

March 15, 2006

WHY LOOK AT FACTS WHEN YOU CAN INDULGE YOUR VISCERA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 AM

March 13, 2006

IN THE COLD CLEAR LIGHT, NATIONALIZATION DOESN'T SEEM LIKE SUCH A GOOD REPUBLICAN POLICY, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

March 12, 2006

REALISM = STATUS QUO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 PM

March 11, 2006

SURE WE'RE NOSELESS, BUT YOU SHOULD SEE OUR FACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

March 10, 2006

DON'T SWEAT IT--JOHN PODHORETZ WILL UNLOAD THE SHIPS FOR US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

March 9, 2006

NOW REPUBLICANS JUST HAVE TO CREATE A NATIONAL SHIPPING COMPANY AND THE COMEDY IS COMPLETE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:04 PM

THINK RICK SANTORUM'S KIDS WILL WORK ON THE DOCKYARDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

NEVER STUPIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

AND MARIAN ANDERSON COULD SING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

February 16, 2006

BLAIR DERANGEMENT SYNDROME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

February 15, 2006

HOLD ON, WE WERE PROMISED IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 PM

February 13, 2006

HE MUST MEAN A DIFFERENT REAGAN (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

November 11, 2005

CONSERVATIVES AGAINST AMERICANS (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 AM

OF SUCH STUFF IS NIHILISM MADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

October 30, 2005

TOO IMMATURE TO LEAD (via mc):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

October 26, 2005

WHAT WAS DON REGAN FEEDING THESE GUYS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:59 PM