HOMOSEXUALITY Archives

September 4, 2014

IF NOTHING ELSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2014

THE DEQUEERING:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2014

IF THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BUGGERY...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2014

SANDING DOWN THE TRANSGRESSIVES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2014

MORALITY IS ALWAYS ISOLATING:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 25, 2014

IT'S A SILLY ARGUMENT BECAUSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 16, 2014

THEY'RE APPARENTLY AMPHIBIANS TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2014

IF WE DIDN'T LOVE THEM WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO LIVE HEALTHIER LIVES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 21, 2013

SOLA SCRIPTURA:

Posted by orrinj at 10:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2013

WHICH ISN'T ACTUALLY WHAT IT WAS DESIGNED FOR:

Posted by orrinj at 11:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2013

YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM ENUMCLAW, SON:

Posted by orrinj at 1:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 14, 2013

PINK ON PINK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 12, 2013

DECIDING NOT TO TREAT IT AS SUCH...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2013

REINING IN THE TRANSGRESSIVES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2013

MUCH ADO ABOUT I DO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2013

NOT IN MY FRONT PARLOR:

Posted by orrinj at 11:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 14, 2013

THE IDEOLOGY OF BUGGERY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 5, 2013

AT THE I OF THE STORM:

Posted by orrinj at 11:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 4, 2013

HOW COULD A NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2013

SO LONG AS ALL OF THAT DIVERSITY FALLS WITHIN PC BOUNDS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2013

NOW BAN DIVORCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2013

AND SHALL CLEAVE UNTO HIS WIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2013

A DISORDER, NOT A LIFESTYLE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2013

KILLING THE MESSENGER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2012

LOVERS?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2012

YOU JUST CAN'T WORRY ABOUT LABELS...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 17, 2012

OR IT COULD JUST BE LACK OF TASTE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TREAT THEM WITH THE WOMEN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 13, 2012

LIKE GAYER TREKKIES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 27, 2012

IT'S NOT FEAR, IT'S JUDGEMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2012

WELL, IT IS WHERE HE BELONGS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 2, 2012

FAR MORE ABNORMAL THAN THEY COMPREHEND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 28, 2012

ONE ESPECIALLY ODD ASPECT OF CONSUMING THESE LIES...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2012

WHEREAS HIS OPPONENTS ADVOCATE THE PATH OF DESPAIR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2011

ALTO AND SOPRANO NEED NOT APPLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 8, 2011

WHICH IS TO USE THE TERM "MEN" LOOSELY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 13, 2011

DO THEY CARRY THEIR PRIDE IN THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 12, 2011

HOT TUB KINK MACHINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2011

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2011

AS THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF EMUNCLAW APPLIES FOR VISAS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 17, 2011

WHERE THE BOYS ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2011

NOT THE ONION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 2, 2011

EXCEPT THAT THE ENTIRE PUBLIC HEALTH CULTURE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 16, 2011

BECAUSE EVEN THEY RECOGNIZE THAT CALLING SOMEONE GAY IS A SLUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2011

SHOULDA KEPT IT IN HIS PANTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 10, 2011

AS NORMAL AS WE CAN MAKE THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2011

WHAT'S UNUSUAL ABOUT A GAY TRAITOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 30, 2011

HOW STRAIGHT CAN THEY BE IF THEY'RE PLAYING IN THE LEAGUE?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2011

HAMMERING QUEER PEGS INTO STRAIGHT HOLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 11, 2011

HOPEFULLY THEY'RE JUST DOING THIS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 PM

April 7, 2011

AT LEAST THEY'RE TEN PERCENT OF NETWORK TV CHARACTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 PM

February 8, 2011

FAST FOOD COULD HARDLY BE MORE UNGAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

January 21, 2011

MADE, NOT BORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

December 29, 2010

HOLD ME CLOSER, TURKEY BASTER (via Bryan Francoeur--including Title):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

December 27, 2010

WHERE THE BOYS ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

December 15, 2010

THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY THE QUESTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

November 29, 2010

IT'S HARDLY STERILE EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

November 15, 2010

BRIEFLY? DID THE SECRET SERVICE KNOW THEIR SAFETY WORD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

October 29, 2010

AND THEN THESE WESTERNERS WONDER WHY GOATS ATTACK? (via Pchuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:46 PM

October 23, 2010

ANY PORT IN A STORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

October 13, 2010

WHAT DOES HE HAVE AGAINST DICKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

October 12, 2010

FORGET CARL PALADINO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

October 5, 2010

CAN YOU HEAR US NOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 AM

September 8, 2010

SPEAKING OF NOT BEING ABLE TO WITHSTAND EXPOSURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

September 7, 2010

IT'S A FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY? WHO'D HAVE DREAMT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

August 16, 2010

TWILIGHT OF THE GOLDBERGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

August 9, 2010

SATISFYING THE REQUIREMENTS OF AT LEAST SIX FETISHES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 PM

August 3, 2010

THE CONFORMIST NATURE OF OUR CULTURE IS NOWHERE BETTER DEMONSTRATED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

July 13, 2010

ABSTINENCE & MONOGAMY --THE 100% SOLUTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

THE LOW DOWN ON THE DOWN LOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:09 AM

July 8, 2010

THIS HAS TO BE THE LEAST STRAIGHT SONG EVER RECORDED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:53 PM

June 26, 2010

SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 12, 2010

ISN'T IT A LITTLE LATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

June 10, 2010

IT BEING WASHINGTON, THE SHOCKING PART OF THE STORY... (via Brad Schwartze)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:09 PM

June 8, 2010

SHOULD HAVE HEEDED HIS OWN WARNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

May 29, 2010

DID THEY REALLY JUST SPEND MONEY TO PROVE FUSSINESS IS QUEER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:02 PM

May 8, 2010

AND YOU WONDER WHY THERE'S A TIMEZONE RULE? (via Ed Driscoll):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

April 22, 2010

PULLING A LOHAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

April 17, 2010

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY TOOK THAT ANNETTE FUNICELLO FETISH TOO FAR (via TWN):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:37 PM

April 14, 2010

BOTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:55 PM

March 12, 2010

SORT OF LIKE, TOO HIRSUTE TO BE A JUDD BROTHER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

March 5, 2010

CORRUPTION VS. COHESION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

March 4, 2010

OOPS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:59 PM

March 2, 2010

IN WHAT SENSE ARE THEY THEN A CATHOLIC EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 PM

February 23, 2010

WHEREAS NOT REQUIRING SCHOOLGIRLS TO WEAR SKIRTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:31 PM

February 22, 2010

IF THEY LOVED THEMSELVES THEY'D BE STRAIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 PM

January 25, 2010

EXACTLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT HAD HAPPENED WHEN THE STORY BROKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

January 9, 2010

WHICH IS WHY THERE ARE ABORTION AND GAY MARRIAGE MOVEMENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

January 8, 2010

DEVIATING FROM DEMOCRACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

December 18, 2009

YOU DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO PRIVACY, BUT AN OBLIGATION TO IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:36 PM

December 7, 2009

LET'S NOT FIND OUT WHAT THE EXPERT SAYS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:19 PM

December 2, 2009

WELCOME TO OBAMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 PM

November 29, 2009

PEACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

November 16, 2009

IF THEY WERE STRAIGHT THEY'D BOX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 PM

November 4, 2009

MLK'S DREAM WON'T BE FULLY REALIZED UNTIL THEY CAN MARRY (via pchuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

KIND OF QUEER THAT THEY CAN ONLY WIN ANTI-DEMOCRATICALLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

October 30, 2009

IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

October 29, 2009

NO ONE WOULD EXPECT A GUY OF HIS PROCLIVITIES TO SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH WHAT POLANSKI DID...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

October 26, 2009

ISN'T THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ENTERPRISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

October 20, 2009

THERE WAS NEVER A HOSS LIKE THE TENNESSEE STUD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 PM

OR YOU COULD JUST AVOID THE PATHOLOGIES IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM

October 8, 2009

IS THIS JUST A CLEVER WAY TO BAN GAY SEX?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 PM

AND YOU'RE SURPRISED THEY SUPPORT POLANSKI?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:16 PM

October 2, 2009

DOES ANYONE REALLY BELIEVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:34 PM

October 1, 2009

LETTING THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

I DON'T GET IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

September 28, 2009

MAINSTREAMING CHILD-RAPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

September 18, 2009

IN A RELATED STORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

September 4, 2009

IS IT STILL A HOLOCAUST IF IT'S SELF-INFLICTED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

THAT EVEN BEATS GETTING CHOW YUN FAT FOR A CELLMATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

September 1, 2009

HE RAN CALLING, WILDFIRE... (via Pchuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:14 PM

August 31, 2009

YOUR FLESH-CREEPING TALE OF THE DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

August 24, 2009

IN OTHER WORDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 PM

August 17, 2009

THEY DON'T JUST VALIDATE YOUR PARKING, THEY VALIDATE YOUR PATHOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:18 PM

August 14, 2009

MORALITY IS NOTHING BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

July 28, 2009

IF I SPRAYPAINT MY NAME ON THE SPHINX AM I EGYPTIAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

July 16, 2009

BICURIOUSITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

July 12, 2009

THE WAR ON CONSCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

June 19, 2009

ONCE YOU SPLIT THE OAK.... (via Kevin Whited:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

June 7, 2009

AS LONG AS THEY DON'T DEPORT HIM TO WASHINGTON STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

June 2, 2009

IF HE USED THE WORD "NORMAL" WITHOUT AT LEAST SMILING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 AM

May 5, 2009

IS IT HYPOCRITICAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

April 27, 2009

THE MOTHER OF ALL EVILS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

April 20, 2009

YOU CAN'T MAINSTREAM SODOMY AND FIGHT AIDS AT THE SAME TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

April 7, 2009

THOSE POOR KIDS WILL NEVER FIND THE EGGS NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 PM

March 18, 2009

THE NANNY GOAT STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:52 PM

February 18, 2009

SURPRISINGLY SENSIBLE FOR SALON...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 PM

February 13, 2009

ONCE YOU MAINSTREAM QUEERNESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

January 22, 2009

DUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 PM

January 9, 2009

RECRUITING SCANDAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:49 PM

December 23, 2008

YOU HAVE TO REALLY NOT GRASP THE DISORDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

December 18, 2008

THEY WANT YOU AS A NEW RECRUIT :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

December 10, 2008

WHICH IS EXACTLY THE IMPACT YOU'D EXPECT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:52 PM

December 6, 2008

NEIGH MEANS NEIGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:43 PM

December 5, 2008

HOW CAN YOU BE ANGRY AT AN ENEMY CONCEDING THE FIELD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM

November 21, 2008

THE DEBT FOR 9-11 IS SETTLED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

November 11, 2008

LOVE VERSUS HATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 PM

November 7, 2008

IT'S NOT THE L.D.S. THEY SHOULD BE HATING ON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

October 22, 2008

OOPs, NEVERMIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

October 20, 2008

YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T JUST THE TALENT PART OF THE COMPETITION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

October 16, 2008

IF YOU AREN'T SAFE AT A GAY ORGY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

October 14, 2008

THEY TOOK OUR 1ST GRADE CLASS TO THE CIRCUS TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

September 5, 2008

THE HARD PART IS CONVINCING PEOPLE YOU'RE HAITIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

September 4, 2008

KISS ME, HARDY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

July 14, 2008

ENGLAND IS GOING TO THE DOGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 PM

July 1, 2008

THAT IS WHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:19 PM

June 27, 2008

WHICH MAKES CALLING IT AN EPIDEMIC A LIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 AM

June 10, 2008

SURPRISING THAT THE AUTHOR ISN'T SUING GAY MEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 PM

June 9, 2008

YOU HAVE TO WANT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

May 2, 2008

NO, NO, THAT'S JUST ICE CREAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM

MAYBE HE THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE COMPETITION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

April 2, 2008

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE (via Ali Choudhury):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 AM

March 28, 2008

"WHO MOVED THE APPLE PIE?":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 PM

March 19, 2008

BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT YET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

March 7, 2008

JUST AN ALTERNATE LIFESTYLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

March 4, 2008

GOSH, IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A GREAT IDEA AT THE TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM

February 5, 2008

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

February 4, 2008

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS MURDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 PM

January 25, 2008

YOU ARE WHAT YOU TOLERATE (via Brad S):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

January 20, 2008

DAMN THE DAMNING FACTS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

January 5, 2008

IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE SAME BASIC FACT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 PM

January 1, 2008

PERPLEXING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:18 PM

December 20, 2007

JUST ANOTHER LIFESTYLE CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

December 10, 2007

WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN THE INFLUENCE OF DOMINEERING MOTHERS, BRITISH BOARDING SCHOOLS, SOCCER CAMP, ETC....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

December 8, 2007

ONE WHO TRIED TO STOP THE BAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:18 PM

December 7, 2007

OR YOU COULD JUST NOT HAVE SEX WITH MEN OR USE IV DRUGS... (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

December 3, 2007

JUST A CHOICE OF LIFESTYLES....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 PM

November 25, 2007

THE WAGES OF BUGGERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

November 19, 2007

MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

October 30, 2007

WHAT MAKES THE REVELATION FASCINATING IS HER HOMOPHOBIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

October 21, 2007

DUMBLEDORE EXPLAINED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

October 20, 2007

SHE DID MAKE HIM A TEACHER AT AN ENGLISH BOARDING SCHOOL?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

September 14, 2007

JUST ANOTHER GARDEN VARIETY DISORDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 29, 2007

BECAUSE BAD CHOICES SHOULD HAVE CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:35 PM

August 27, 2007

BAD CHOICES SHOULD HAVE CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 PM

August 24, 2007

WHICH WAS VOGUE'S POINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

August 22, 2007

THE DERANGEMENT THAT DARE NOT HAVE ITS NAME SPOKEN (via Ari Mendelson):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

August 13, 2007

WHERE ARE THE MATERIALISTS WHEN HE NEEDS THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 AM

August 7, 2007

GAY ENOUGH THAT FOLKS ARE WATCHING OTHER STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:50 PM

July 28, 2007

THERE'S A NAME FOR A RABBI WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

July 20, 2007

OVERBEARING MOM? CHECK; DISTANT FATHER? CHECK; RECRUITED? CHECK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

July 18, 2007

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

July 7, 2007

STRAIGHTS NEED NOT APPLY? (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 PM

LEADS TO?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 8, 2007

STUPID KID, THE EMPEROR IS REGALLY DRESSED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

June 6, 2007

WHICH EXPLAINS AIDS IN AFRICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:23 AM

June 2, 2007

NOW, NOW... (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

May 9, 2007

HARD TO BELIEVE SHE FELL FOR HIS [GLOCKEN]SPIEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 PM

April 23, 2007

AND, NO, THEY DON'T MEAN HIS ORCA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

April 10, 2007

"RIGHTS" WITHOUT OBLIGATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 PM

March 28, 2007

IT WAS SAFE RIGHT UP UNTIL THEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

March 20, 2007

SUCH IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 PM

February 24, 2007

DEFENDING WHAT THEY DESIRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE ANY PRIDE LEFT TO INJURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

February 22, 2007

TALK ABOUT BEING CAUGHT ON THE HORNS OF A DILEMMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

February 21, 2007

THE DODGERS GOT RID OF DIXIE, NOT JACKIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

February 16, 2007

THE SIGN OUTSIDE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM A CLUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

February 15, 2007

THE NO LOVE LOST THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

January 7, 2007

HARDLY A SECRET AFTER THE LAST FEW COMBOYS GAMES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

January 2, 2007

YOU MAY HAVE A PROBLEM IF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

December 20, 2006

SQUANDERING THE GIFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:21 PM

December 7, 2006

IS THERE A NEWER TESTAMENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

December 6, 2006

JUST WAIT'LL HE GETS TO ENUMCLAW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:25 PM

November 29, 2006

LEGAL PROTECTION, NOT SOCIAL SANCTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

November 20, 2006

NO CATCHERS, MITT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

November 6, 2006

HE NEVER MUCH MINDED US FIGHTING OVER LAND, BUT HE WAS PRETTY HARSH ON SODOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 PM

November 5, 2006

THE FIRST STEP IS ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

November 4, 2006

BIG MONEY VS BABIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 PM

November 1, 2006

HOW MANY FOLKS WILL THE RNC SEND THIS TO TODAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

October 29, 2006

QUEERING THE WORKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

October 27, 2006

SHOULDN'T THIS BE IN WASHINGTON STATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:12 PM

October 25, 2006

SPEAKING OF REDUCED SPERM COUNTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM

HOMOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

EXECUTE THE HUMAN, NOT THE DOG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 19, 2006

MADE, NOT BORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

October 14, 2006

DOES NO ONE EDIT THE AP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

October 13, 2006

IT'S WHAT GAY GUYS DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 PM

October 12, 2006

SLOW ON THE UPTAKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

HECK, HE'S BARELY EVEN BILL CLINTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

October 11, 2006

SUDDENLY THEY OPPOSE PEDOPHILIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

October 10, 2006

GOOD FOR THE GOOSE, GOOD FOR THE SLANDER:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 8:47 PM

October 8, 2006

WHAT'S NOT TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:43 PM

October 6, 2006

ISN'T THAT BACKWARDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

October 5, 2006

BABY INFESTATION (via David Hill, The Bronx):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

GOTTA MAKE HAY WHILE THE DEMS WHINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 AM

October 4, 2006

I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE, I'M JUST GAY CHATTING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 AM

C'MERE A SEC, I NEED YOUR GAYDAR (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

October 3, 2006

FRUITS OF THEIR LABORS::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

BE GAY, JUST DON'T ACT GAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

THE ALTERNATIVE TRINITY--ME, MYSELF, AND I:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:47 AM

October 2, 2006

EXCEPT THAT ENDING IT CAUSED IT (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:52 PM

IT'S THE BUGGERY, NOT THE BIBLIOSITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:24 PM

September 28, 2006

GEEZ, IN MA. ALL YOU'D GET IS AN ANNIVERSARY CARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

September 21, 2006

VARIATIONS ON A THEME OF SELF-DEGRADATION (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

September 19, 2006

THE FORCED CONVERSIONS THE LEFT APPROVES OF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

September 8, 2006

WE WOULD HAVE BET ON AN ENUMCLAW DATELINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 PM

QUEER EYE FOR THE CUMULI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

September 1, 2006

IT'S NOT LIKE THE XENOPHOBIC BASE IS STRAIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 AM

August 22, 2006

MONEY FOLLOWS MYTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

ITS IRRATIONALITY IS THE POINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

August 19, 2006

TAXPAYERS DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY MEGAN MARSHAK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

JUST DON'T STICK EITHER INSIDE YOURSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

August 17, 2006

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU REQUIRE CELIBACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

August 13, 2006

MORALITY, NOT MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

August 7, 2006

WHICH DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS DRESSED AS CATHERINE THE GREAT (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:54 PM

THE MATH ISN'T NEW, THE VOTES ARE JUST BEING COUNTED FOR THE FIRST TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

July 30, 2006

IF IT'S A QUESTION OF REPUBLICAN LIBERTY, THEY'RE TOAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

July 28, 2006

DUDE'S GOT ISSUES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:14 PM

July 27, 2006

REDEFINING SKULL (via The Swaddling Duck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

July 26, 2006

THE ROUT IS ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 PM

July 14, 2006

NOTHING THE MATTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:15 PM

SURPRISING THEY'RE SO FULL OF HATE, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

July 12, 2006

ISN'T THAT "HAS FOUND"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

JIHADIS R US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

July 11, 2006

THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE KEMEROVO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 AM

July 8, 2006

ORDERING THE DISORDERED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

July 3, 2006

BROKEBACK MOUNTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

June 25, 2006

SHOCKING! THE DISORDERED REJECT ORDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 AM

June 23, 2006

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

June 20, 2006

IN FACT, BELIEF THAT IT'S NOT A DISORDER IS DISORDERED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

June 4, 2006

A SIMPLE TEST FOR DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 18, 2006

A SPECTER IS HAUNTING THE DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

May 5, 2006

THE HUSBAND DESERVED IT MORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 PM

May 4, 2006

A SUREFIRE CURE FOR RECIDIVISM (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:12 PM

April 24, 2006

SOCIAL DARWINISM SCORES AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

LOOKING FOR THE FOX, CHECK WHO'S GUARDING THE HENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

April 19, 2006

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS = DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 PM

April 13, 2006

TURNABOUT FAIR PLAY? (via Brad S):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

April 12, 2006

PIMPING FOR PEDOPHILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

April 6, 2006

MYTHICAL BEAST WITH TWO BACKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

March 17, 2006

ST STANDS FOR SAINT, NOT SEXUALLY-TRANSMITTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 PM

...JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

March 8, 2006

GRAY LAMB AND BLACK SHEEP (via Genecis):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

March 2, 2006

THE LOVE THAT DARE NOT BLEAT ITS NAME (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

February 28, 2006

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 PM

February 25, 2006

FORCED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 PM

February 17, 2006

TOLERANCE IS NOT A VIRTUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 PM

DON'T THEY HAVE SHEEP IN KENTUCKY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:11 PM

February 16, 2006

EPHEBOPHILIA CHIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:12 PM

RANDY HO' DERE? (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 PM

February 14, 2006

IF YOU DON'T GET THEM YOUNG THEY HAVE TIME TO BECOME WELL-ADJUSTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 PM

AS LONG AS THEY LEAVE THE HAIRY MOOSE OUT OF IT... (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 PM

GOSH, HE SEEMED SO WELL-ADJUSTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM

WHICH MAKES IT UNANIMOUS, NO ONE FINDS MEN ATTRACTIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:59 PM

February 7, 2006

...STILL PLAYING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:21 PM

February 6, 2006

...AND THE BAND'S STILL PLAYING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 AM

January 29, 2006

PUTTING MONEY WHERE IT ACTUALLY DOES SOME GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 PM

January 20, 2006

THE STRIP NAME IS UNFORTUNATE GIVEN THE TOPIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 PM

January 19, 2006

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 PM

January 17, 2006

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

January 15, 2006

PREDATORS ARE FOUND NEAR PREY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

January 8, 2006

BUTT OF THE JOKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

January 6, 2006

THUS, DON'T TELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 PM

January 2, 2006

NO SELF-RESPECTING GUY WOULD SEE IT UNLESS THE LEADS WERE ANGELINA JOLIE & SALMA HAYEK (via David Hill, The Bronx):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:14 PM

December 31, 2005

GAY-BASHING NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

December 29, 2005

TRICKS HE WILL DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

December 28, 2005

DREAMING UP THE JUST SO STORY OF HOW MAN BECAME HOMOPHOBIC (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

December 17, 2005

"DEEP-SEATED" BEING AN UNFORTUNATE TERM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 16, 2005

CHOICES HAVE COSTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

December 11, 2005

WHICH WNBA FRANCHISE WILL BE THE FIRST? (via Robert Shwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:32 PM

December 5, 2005

100% EFFECTIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:11 PM

November 30, 2005

WHAT PART OF "NO" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 27, 2005

THEY HIRED THE MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

November 23, 2005

BACK TO THE FUTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

November 22, 2005

INTO THE VALLEY OF DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

November 21, 2005

THE ONE THING WE COULD LEARN FROM THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM

November 18, 2005

YOU HAVE TO WANT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

November 12, 2005

ILLNESS CAN BE CURED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

November 11, 2005

IT CAN EVEN TURN A BUSH-VOTING PRO-WAR PUNDIT INTO A CABANA BOY TOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:03 PM

November 10, 2005

FUTURE GENERATIONS ARE AN UNNECESSARY INCONVENIENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 PM

November 9, 2005

WHY SHOULD SECRETARIAT HAVE ALL THE FUN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 PM

November 7, 2005

SPEAKING OF SHAMELESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

November 6, 2005

THEY AREN'T EVEN HOMOSEXUAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 PM

October 26, 2005

WHAT DID HE KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

October 3, 2005

FEAR OF THE VOTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

September 23, 2005

THERE'S A REASON GOD DIVIDED THE PLUMBING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

September 21, 2005

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE AFTER ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 19, 2005

NECESSARY OVEREACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 PM

September 16, 2005

DEVIANTS HARDEST HIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

September 13, 2005

IF IT WASN'T SMOKING A CIGARETTE IT HADN'T BEEN ABUSED (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 PM

September 10, 2005

GOD'S SIDE VS. BACKSIDES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

TURN ABOUT'S FAIR PLAY (via bboys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

September 3, 2005

SHEEP ARE ONE THING... (via Thomas Corcoran):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

August 24, 2005

PSSSST, WHAT'S THAT IN THE SACRISTY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

August 15, 2005

WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL THEM PLAYBOY BUNNIES? (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

August 14, 2005

THE THOUGHT IS FATHER TO THE ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

August 13, 2005

IT'S CALLED SELF-CONTROL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

August 12, 2005

HOW DO YOU SPELL BLUE STATE? (via Robert Schwartz)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

August 6, 2005

PATHOLOGY OF THE WEEK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

July 5, 2005

THREE'S COMPANY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:44 PM

July 1, 2005

THE RISK IS EASILY CUT TO 0%:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 PM

June 30, 2005

JUST DESSERTS (via M Ali Choudhury):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 AM

June 27, 2005

BARRING THE GATE AFTER THE HORSE HAS BOLTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

June 17, 2005

SHOULDN'T THEY TRIANGLE THE WAGONS? (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

June 14, 2005

ALL CHOICES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

June 11, 2005

HUMAN SEX AND ANTIHUMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:43 AM

June 9, 2005

METH ACTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 PM

June 6, 2005

SUB-BASELINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:09 PM

June 3, 2005

APT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

May 29, 2005

THE FIRST SEXUAL REVOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 PM

May 27, 2005

WAGES OF FEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

May 26, 2005

WE KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER THE RAINBOW SIGN:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 11:26 PM

May 25, 2005

HE'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWER THAT YOU'LL ENDORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:42 PM

May 23, 2005

NO COMMENT NECESSARY

Posted by David Cohen at 5:40 PM

May 22, 2005

SO JUDGMENTAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 20, 2005

HIGHER (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

May 13, 2005

MORALLY UNTROUBLING, BUT STILL A BAD IDEA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 PM

May 10, 2005

THE NEXT FRONTIER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

May 8, 2005

GO WEST, YOUNG MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:33 PM

THE CHURCH'S TEACHING MORE THAN SUFFICES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

May 7, 2005

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM

May 6, 2005

HOMOSEXUALITY'S NOT WORKING OUT TOO WELL FOR THEM EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

May 4, 2005

HAVE A LITTLE PRIDE, HUH? (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

May 1, 2005

DOWN LOW LOWDOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

April 28, 2005

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING A TEACHER AND A PRIEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM

SHOCKING REVELATION!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

April 24, 2005

IS THEIR SLANG THAT MUCH DIFFERENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 PM

April 21, 2005

A MODEL FOR BLUE STATES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

April 20, 2005

BATTLE OF THE T'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 PM

GOTTA LOOK GOOD FOR THEIR MAN-DATES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

April 14, 2005

LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

IDEOLOGY ALWAYS TRUMPS BIOLOGY II:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

April 11, 2005

NO SPORTS? NOT STRAIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 PM

THE UNIFIED CULTURE OF DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:32 PM

April 9, 2005

WAGES OF LIBERATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

NO PERSECUTION, BUT A DECENT SENSE OF SHAME, PLEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

April 5, 2005

ALL ABOUT ME (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:39 PM

April 3, 2005

LIMITS TO UNHEALTH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

March 30, 2005

THOU SHALT NOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 PM

March 29, 2005

WHERE THE BOYS ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 PM

March 17, 2005

OTHER THAN THE FRAUD AND THE PERVERSION IT'S SCIENTIFIC THOUGH, RIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:31 PM

WHAT POLLS SHOW US ABOUT OURSELVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

March 16, 2005

WOOLY BULLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 PM

March 15, 2005

IT'S CALLED A NORM FOR A REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

March 12, 2005

LIVING AND DYING WITH THE CHOICES WE MAKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:25 PM

March 11, 2005

SPONGEWORTHIER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

INNUMERABLE PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM

March 9, 2005

THE FOOL PICKED THE UGLIEST ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

February 28, 2005

THERE'S A REASON WE NEED MORAL STRICTURES AGAINST BESTIALITY (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:06 PM

February 26, 2005

WHY NOT JUST BAN DISCRIMINATION AGAINST SAILORS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 PM

IN THE NAVY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 PM

February 22, 2005

THERE'S THE PUBLIC IMAGE YOU WANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:19 PM

February 21, 2005

WHY NOT HIRE JANET JACKSON? (via Pat H):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

CONTROLLING THOSE WHO CAN'T CONTROL THEMSELVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:48 PM

February 20, 2005

ONLY DISCONNECT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 PM

February 19, 2005

WAY TO BREAK DOWN STEREOTYPES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

QUEER PURGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 PM

February 17, 2005

WHERE WOULD THEY GET THAT IDEA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

February 14, 2005

JUST SAY, "NO":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

AN EFFECT, NOT THE CAUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 11, 2005

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 PM

February 10, 2005

GOLDBERG'S STILL GLEAMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

February 2, 2005

DOROTHY'S FRIENDS VS. FRIENDS OF DOROTHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

January 28, 2005

LOSING THE ANTI-DEMOCRATIC OPTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 AM

January 25, 2005

NEXT WEEK--BINKY'S BOY TOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 PM

January 20, 2005

SO MUCH FOR THE GREAT BLACK-ROBED HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 PM

January 19, 2005

GUARANTEE NO ONE USES THE LIDS AT FENWAY (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM

DON'T WORRY, IT'S GENETIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

January 15, 2005

SEXUAL CONSTITUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 13, 2005

ICON OF THE INTERIOR LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

January 11, 2005

RAIL-SPLITTER, NOT TAIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:43 PM

THEY CAN READ ELECTION RETURNS TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

January 5, 2005

YOU'RE SAFE IF YOUR DATE THINKS YOU'RE A MACY'S FLOAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 PM

VIGNETTE FROM A DECLINING SEGMENT (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:22 PM

January 1, 2005

CUTTING TO THE CHASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

December 31, 2004

STOP BUGGING US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM

December 25, 2004

WELCOME TO SHAWSHANK, WHEEZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 PM

December 22, 2004

IT'S THE WRONG CROWD IN WHICH TO REFUSE TO BEND OVER, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 AM

December 21, 2004

MANY WAYS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:02 PM

THIRTEEN YEARS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:42 PM

December 16, 2004

INCONVENIENT FACTS? IGNORE THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

0 = 0:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:32 PM

December 8, 2004

LESBIENVY (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

December 4, 2004

WOULD SOMEONE MOVE THESE DANG TREES... (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

December 2, 2004

WHAT'S A 15% FAILURE RATE AMONG CASUAL SEX PARTNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM

IF YOU PROMISE AN EPIDEMIC YOU BETTER DELIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

NOT EASY BEING LESS RESPONSIBLE THAN JUNKIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

November 26, 2004

LIVES OF THE SECULAR SAINTS (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

November 24, 2004

NO REST[ROOM] FOR THE WICKED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 PM

November 20, 2004

HERE BE MONSTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 AM

November 18, 2004

THE TRANSGRESSIVE VS TRADITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

November 16, 2004

ENDORSING SELF-HATRED IS NOT A VIRTUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM

JUSTIFYING ONESELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 AM

November 7, 2004

GOLAN DEPTHS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

November 6, 2004

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 AM

November 5, 2004

FREE IN THE CLOSET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

November 2, 2004

HATE THE ABOMINATION, NOT THE ABOMINATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:02 PM

October 26, 2004

BUM STEER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:57 PM

NO SOCCER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 AM

October 23, 2004

DADDY DEAREST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 AM

October 13, 2004

A HOP, A SKIP, AND A JUMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

October 5, 2004

REALLY? THE ANSWER SEEMS AWFULLY SIMPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 AM

October 3, 2004

WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

September 29, 2004

THINK OF IT AS A RECRUITING DRIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM

September 20, 2004

HEAD CASES (via Fred Jacobsen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 PM

September 5, 2004

THE COMEBACK KID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM

September 3, 2004

THE LOST ART OF DRAWING THE LINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

September 2, 2004

SAVING SENATOR KERRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:14 PM

August 30, 2004

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:41 PM

August 26, 2004

YOU'D THINK APOLOGIES WOULD HAVE BEEN AMPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

August 25, 2004

BACK AND FORTH LIKE A BADMINTON BIRDIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 PM

August 22, 2004

SO MUCH FOR TOURISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 AM

August 20, 2004

FIRST THINGS FIRST (via Tom Corcoran):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

August 19, 2004

JUST A LIFESTYLE CHOICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

August 16, 2004

"THE BITCH SET ME UP!":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:25 PM

I'M THE VICTIM HERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

August 15, 2004

THIS STORY MAY RUN UNTIL NO STEREOTYPE IS LEFT UNFILLED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

August 14, 2004

THE STEREOTYPES JUST KEEP FALLING, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

August 13, 2004

HIS TRUTH IS THAT HE'S TOAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 PM

WHY START NOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

BE THANKFUL FOR THE SMALL THINGS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

IF THEY AREN'T HAVING ANY SEX HOW COME THEY'RE SO MUCH HAPPIER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:24 PM

BUGGERY UBER ALLES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

August 4, 2004

HEED THE REPUGNANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 PM

August 1, 2004

FALLEN FANTASIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

October 6, 2003

WELL, THAT'LL CLEAR THINGS UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 PM

May 17, 2002

CONTROVERSY CONVERGENCE (as the Pim story blends into the paedophile priest story) :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM