GENDER Archives

May 22, 2013

A MALE PARTY AND A FEMALE PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2013

THE HIGHER THE LESS LISTENABLE TO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 7, 2013

BUT THEY GO CRAZY FOR A GUY WITH A BASS DRUM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2013

ONE IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH...THE OTHER OF NAGGING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 6, 2013

WHICH ISN'T QUITE FAIR TO FOLKS IN MEDICINE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2013

FREE TO BE YOU AND ME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2013

AMEN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2013

YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T JUST KILL BRAIN CELLS?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2012

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A DOLL THAT AN M80 WON'T FIX:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 2, 2012

THEY TRULY ARE INEXPLICABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2012

TO WIN THE WAR ON WOMEN, RESTORE MARRIAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 18, 2012

THE WAR ON WOMEN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2012

CHICKS DON'T DIG SISSIES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 28, 2012

MINE IS FEDERALIST:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2012

ONE SUSPECTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2012

BALDNESS IS THE CURE...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2012

AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY WE DON'T LISTEN TO THEM (profanity alert*):

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 24, 2012

PLUS, IT'S INEXPENSIVE AND WICKED EASY TO TAKE CARE OF:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2012

AND AS THE RETURN OF EMPLOYMENT RATES TO HISTORIC NORMS DEMONSTRATES...::

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2012

THE COMPANY OF MEN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2012

ONE HAS A BEARD, ONE DOES NOT GROW ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 4, 2012

WOMEN NO LONGER HAVE TO KILL BABIES TO PROVE THEY'RE POWERFUL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY AREN'T PUTTING BARBARA MIKULSKI ON TV:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2012

WHERE'S A CRUCIBLE WHEN YOU NEED ONE?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2012

SISSIES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2012

SISSIES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2012

LONG PAST TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 12:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 1, 2012

HIGHER RATES OF PHONEY-BALONEY "DISEASES" ANYWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 14, 2011

ALL THE COOL KIDS HAVE ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 12, 2011

NO, THEY SHOULD MARRY AND HAVE CHILDREN, AS GOD INTENDED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2011

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHOES (profanity alert):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 10, 2011

DEMONSTRATING BOTH THE SUCESS OF THE IRAQ WAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2011

WOW, PEOPLE WITH PSYCHOSOMATIC PROBLEMS HAVE OTHER PSYCHOSOMATIC PROBLEMS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 24, 2011

MALENESS AS A DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 5, 2011

PROGRESSIVISM PAR EXCELLENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 24, 2011

WHEREAS IT JUST SPURS DRINKING IN HUMAN MALES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 25, 2011

PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEIR STEREOTYPE? SHOCKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2011

SO, THE IN-LAWS BOUGHT US A NEW STOVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 27, 2011

OF BAD BOYS AND BETTYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2011

ATTENTION IS THE POINT OF THE SITES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

March 21, 2011

CURE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 PM

March 19, 2011

IT'S EMOTIONAL, NOT PHYSICAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

March 7, 2011

BUT, HONEY, IT'S MEDICINAL!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

February 17, 2011

MEN DRINK COKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

February 15, 2011

NOT STRAIGHT ONES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

YET PEOPLE THINK GOD KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

January 29, 2011

CAPTAINS OF THE OBVIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

January 7, 2011

PEPPER SPRAY OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

December 12, 2010

SHE HAD HER HAND ON THE GOSPEL PLOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

November 25, 2010

IF YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BEARD IT WOULDN'T KEEP GROWING BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

November 23, 2010

MALENESS AS A DISEASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 AM

October 23, 2010

IT'S NOT JUST EASY TO CARE FOR, IT'S ALSO CHEAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

September 9, 2010

HOPEFULLY OUR SHOES ARE LYING TOO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 AM

August 20, 2010

WAIT, SO BEING MALE ISN'T A DISEASE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

August 18, 2010

MEAT IS MOTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

August 12, 2010

THE MARKET IS A HARSH MISTRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

July 27, 2010

SO LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE THIS STRAIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

July 21, 2010

FORGIVE THEM MANOLO, FOR THEY HAVE SINNED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 PM

April 27, 2010

REALITY SHOWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

April 25, 2010

IT'S CALLED HYSTERIA FOR A REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 PM

April 22, 2010

THE YOUNG AND THE POWERFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:35 PM

March 31, 2010

DUH! THEY'RE MEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

March 30, 2010

THE INHERENT HOTNESS OF MRS. CLEAVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

March 19, 2010

DON'T WE ALL HATE ANYONE WHO MAKES US GO TO A MEETING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:01 PM

March 17, 2010

AND THIS WILL CONVINCE MEN TO CHANGE THEIR BEHAVIOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:56 PM

February 24, 2010

LET'S GO OUT ON A LIMB...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

February 13, 2010

DADS VS. MOMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

February 7, 2010

TO BE ANTI-MORAL IS TO BE UNMALE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

January 12, 2010

FORGET SPRING BREAK IN FT. LAUDERDALE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

January 11, 2010

TALK ABOUT DEFEATING THE PURPOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:40 PM

January 6, 2010

SINGLE IS INSUFFICIENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

December 23, 2009

THE REVOLUTION EATS ITS OWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

November 20, 2009

IF IT AFFLICTED MAINLY MEN THIS WOULDN'T EVEN BE CONTROVERSIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

November 19, 2009

TURNS OUT... (via Bryan Francouer):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 PM

October 30, 2009

SOMEBODY DOESN'T GET THE POINT OF AN EASY CHAIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

October 1, 2009

SORRY, SISTERS, IT'S NOT A MALE/FEMALE THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

September 13, 2009

IF NEWS STORIES HAD SOUNDTRACKS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:43 AM

August 13, 2009

WHY WOULDN'T YOU HAVE THESE READY TO EMBED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

July 8, 2009

WHO'S GOING TO BREAK IT TO THE SHOE BLOGGER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM

June 22, 2009

WE ALL WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

June 14, 2009

THE ONE BELONGS IN THE BEDROOM THE OTHER DOESN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:14 PM

June 8, 2009

LIFE HOLDS NO MORE TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE FOR THE BOOKISH MAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

May 29, 2009

FORGET STIGMA, DRIVE THE NAILS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

May 9, 2009

AND YET YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DOTE ON THE YACK-YACK-YACK....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

April 29, 2009

IF FEMINISM WERE BENEFICIAL FOR WOMEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

April 13, 2009

"BEAUTY IS OBJECTIVE" FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

April 10, 2009

EXCEPT THERE'S A FATAL DESIGN FLAW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

March 10, 2009

WAIT, THAT'S NOT A TORCH, IT'S A VACUUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

February 15, 2009

WHICH IS WHY WOMEN AREN'T FRIENDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

February 4, 2009

THE ALTERNATIVE TO THOUGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

January 14, 2009

HOMESLICE NEEDS A HOBBY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

January 5, 2009

AND THEY WONDER WHY THEY HAVE COOTIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 PM

December 27, 2008

WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN THE POPULARITY OF THE FOLLOWING AT OUR HOUSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

December 26, 2008

THE WAR AGAINST BOYS (via BookForum):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

December 19, 2008

ME BAREFOOT, YOU PREGNANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:28 PM

December 18, 2008

ISN'T THE GIVEAWAY HERE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

December 16, 2008

IT MAY BE IMPRESSIVE IN 9TH GRADE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM

December 11, 2008

WHICH NEATLY SUMS UP THE GENDER BASIS OF THE ETERNAL POLITICAL DIVIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 PM

October 26, 2008

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LISTENED TO THE SERPENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

October 15, 2008

SURE, THEY MAKE ME FEEL SEXY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

AT WHICH POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

October 14, 2008

THERE'S A REASON THE OTHER BROTHER HANDLES ALL THE MECHANICAL STUFF (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:49 PM

October 5, 2008

IF IT CAN'T BE DONE STANDING IT OUGHT NOT BE DONE IN PUBLIC (via Bryan Francoeur)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

DIDN'T YOU EVER NOTICE... (via mc):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

September 19, 2008

IF THESE DANG CONSERVATIVE WOME ARE GOING TO MARRY AND BREED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

September 18, 2008

THE WAR ON CIVILIZATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:44 PM

September 15, 2008

IN FAIRNESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 PM

September 1, 2008

CAT FIGHT!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

August 21, 2008

THE MOST SENSIBLE THING YOU'LL READ TODAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

August 4, 2008

TOM SEAVER WAS ONLY TRADED TO THE REDS ONCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

July 17, 2008

SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR TITLE NINING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM

July 11, 2008

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

July 9, 2008

REAL MEN ROCK EYEBROWS LIKE CONCERTINA WIRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

June 5, 2008

HERE'S THE EASIEST TEST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 AM

May 13, 2008

THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO DO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:55 PM

April 15, 2008

THANKS, DOC...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 PM

April 8, 2008

DUMB MONKEYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

April 4, 2008

STILL WATERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

March 28, 2008

YOU CHOSE TO PLAY THE FREAK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:49 PM

March 21, 2008

SO, INSTEAD OF COMPLIMENTING THEM ALL THE TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM

March 19, 2008

MEAT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:50 PM

March 10, 2008

SPOILER ALERT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

March 8, 2008

THE BRIGHTS KNOW BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

March 2, 2008

THEY ACT LIKE PLASTER-CASTERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

February 25, 2008

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

February 22, 2008

HEY, DUMMY, EASE UP ON THE GIFT HORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 22, 2008

VANITY OF THE FAIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

January 16, 2008

ONE NICE THING ABOUT A PLACEBO... (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 AM

KEPT HIM QUIET TILL HE WAS OUT OF THE HOUSE THOUGH (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

December 21, 2007

IF YOU MEET THE UNICYCLIST IN THE ROAD...PUNCH HIM (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

December 8, 2007

I'LL BE IN THE SUB-BASEMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

December 4, 2007

THE GREAT LESSON OF THE FEMINIST REVOLUTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 PM

November 7, 2007

CHICKS DIG HER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 29, 2007

DESERVING OF A GENIUS GRANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

September 25, 2007

ONLY GUYS WITH SMALL HAT SIZES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 16, 2007

BOXER REVOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

August 29, 2007

DUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 PM

August 21, 2007

JUST BECAUSE NOTHING CAN EXCUSE THE VIOLENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

July 25, 2007

MEN WOULD GIVE WOMEN MONEY IF THEY'D JUST COVER THEIR MID-RIFFS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 AM

July 6, 2007

OF COURSE, IF WOMEN WERE TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL TOO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 AM

June 25, 2007

IT'LL ALL SCAB OVER (via Gene Brown):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

May 24, 2007

MOUTHS OF BABES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 11, 2007

IS IT ALSO EASIER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

April 30, 2007

WOMEN VS MOTHER EARTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 19, 2007

THEY'LL OUTGROW THIS PHASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 PM

April 5, 2007

THE ONE IS WORKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

March 4, 2007

LOOKED AT OBJECTIVELY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

February 28, 2007

O. W. HOLMES WAS RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

February 26, 2007

SISSIFICATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 22, 2007

GONNA CALL IT LESBOS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

February 19, 2007

WHAT A RACKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

December 29, 2006

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

December 28, 2006

WHY DID THEY THINK MEN "LIBERATED" THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 5, 2006

WE'RE A COMFORT, THEY'RE A CONCERN (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 AM

October 22, 2006

NOTHING BETTER THAN DOWNY-BACKED COMFORTORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 PM

October 19, 2006

YET FOLKS STILL DOUBT THERE'S A GOD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

October 16, 2006

THEY AREN'T SELLING TO THE SLATE SET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 PM

MEN DON'T HIDE IN IVORY TOWERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

October 11, 2006

SPEAKING OF LACKING MODESTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

September 28, 2006

LARRY DAVID NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

September 24, 2006

FASHION FOR STRAIGHT MEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 18, 2006

BOTH EMOTIONAL, ONE EMOTIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 18, 2006

CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM...PASS THE BEER NUTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

August 1, 2006

DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHO WANTS THE KID DEAD AS LONG AS WE KILL HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

July 8, 2006

COME BACK PRESIDENT SUMMERS, ALL IS FORGIVEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

July 5, 2006

A MONTH IS A LIFETIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

June 15, 2006

YET THEY ELECTED A DADDY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

June 9, 2006

HALF-HEARTED (via Ali Choudhury):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

June 6, 2006

YOU GO, GODDESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:05 AM

May 17, 2006

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

May 11, 2006

HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO A SOCCER GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 PM

NOT THE NY POST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

May 3, 2006

WELL, THEY HAD PERFECT EQUALITY IN THOSE MASS GRAVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 PM

April 24, 2006

REGIME CHANGE IS A WOMEN'S ISSUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 PM

April 11, 2006

YOU NEEDN'T TAKE THIS TEST (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

April 10, 2006

CAPITALISM IS A WOMEN'S RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

March 17, 2006

MEN WHO RUN WITH WOLF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

March 12, 2006

A BRAWNY GIRLY MAN (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

March 6, 2006

WOULDN'T EVERYONE BE HAPPIER IF THE '70S HAD NEVER OCCURRED? (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:59 PM

March 5, 2006

MANLINESS VS. THE ISMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

March 3, 2006

WORSHIPPING THE SELF IN THE CRUSADER STATE (via Pepys & Luciferous):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

February 6, 2006

AND REDDER (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

January 22, 2006

IT'S A WOMAN'S RIGHT, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

January 21, 2006

THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE BARCALOUNGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 AM

SELF-REFERENCE ALERT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 19, 2006

WHICH IS ONE OF THE REASONS THEY DON'T WARRANT THE FRANCHISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM

January 8, 2006

BUT THE LEFTOVERS ARE LIBERATED!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM

January 5, 2006

COME BACK, LARRY SUMMERS, ALL IS FORGIVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

December 17, 2005

CAN'T SAY THEY WEREN'T WARNED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 9, 2005

BUT THE BONOBOS PLAYED WITH BOTH (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 2, 2005

NOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

November 26, 2005

AS GAIA IS MY WITNESS, I THOUGHT WE COULD CHANGE MAN (via Steve White):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

October 25, 2005

PINK STEEL TARIFFS? (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

October 6, 2005

DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE A WOMAN....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

September 24, 2005

LEADING US BACK HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

September 9, 2005

WHAT VENEER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 PM

September 6, 2005

FORTUNATELY MEN DON'T HAVE BRAINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 30, 2005

THAT'LL GET HIM OFF MY BACK FOR AWHILE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 17, 2005

CHUNKY, NOT HUNKY (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:09 PM

July 27, 2005

SELF-REFERENCE ALERT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

July 25, 2005

THOUGH WE'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR MAD DOG 20-20 (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

June 27, 2005

ANOTHER TREND BLITHELY IGNORED (via Rob Swadosh):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 PM

A TWEED SKIRT NEVER HURT ANYBODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 24, 2005

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 PM

June 19, 2005

DAD FOR MORALITY, MOM FOR COMPASSION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 26, 2005

THE CHURCH GETS ANOTHER ONE RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

May 15, 2005

THERE'S NO JUSTICE IN A WORLD WHERE DOCTORS MAKE MORE THAN ZAMBONIMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:31 AM

April 27, 2005

THE BLOOM IS OFF THE ROSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

April 25, 2005

YIN = YANG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 AM

April 17, 2005

HOW YA' GONNA KEEP 'EM DOWN ON THE KIBBUTZ ONCE THEY'VE SEEN PROGENY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 PM

March 31, 2005

YES, DEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

March 29, 2005

1/14 CHANGED EVERYTHING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

March 22, 2005

THUS THE FAIRER SEX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 19, 2005

COMPLEX ISN'T EVER A COMPLIMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 PM

March 17, 2005

SOME WAYS ARE MORE MYSTERIOUS THAN OTHERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:05 PM

WHO WILL TELL THE HARVARD FACULTY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM

March 11, 2005

DID I MENTION I WORKED FOR A GEOGRAPHY COMPANY FOR TEN YEARS? (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:46 PM

March 8, 2005

HANDS OFF THE HELP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

February 27, 2005

SUMMERS OF THEIR DISCONTENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

February 24, 2005

BIOLOGY VS IDEOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

February 19, 2005

THERE'S NO SCIENTIFIC ARGUMENT AGAINST HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

February 18, 2005

BECAUSE WE CAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 14, 2005

ANTI-BIOLOGY BIOLOGISTS (via mc):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM