FOOD Archives

April 30, 2013

JESUS LOVES ME, THIS I KNOW...:

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April 28, 2013

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April 7, 2013

SHORTLY AFTER JOHN GOTTI HAD PAUL CASTELLANOS GUNNED DOWN...:

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April 4, 2013

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March 31, 2013

FROM THE ARCHIVES: COME AND TRY THEM (via Brad S):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 26, 2013

BECAUSE IT ISN'T VERY GOOD?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2013

VEGANISM IS MURDER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 15, 2013

AKA, THE PRELAPSARIAN BLT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2013

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February 23, 2013

MEAT IS MEAT AND FISH IS FISH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2013

WE COULD HARDLY GET ANY DUMBER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 19, 2013

AN HOURGLASS SHAPE BEING THE IDEAL FORM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2013

AT ANIMAL KINGDOM, THEY USED TO SELL...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF WE'RE EVER NEARBY YOU SHOULD GO, IT'S QUITE FUN...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2013

SO HOW DID CARLING GET A BLACK LABEL?

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 2, 2013

PAGING MS HAYEK...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 27, 2012

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY:

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December 26, 2012

IT'S JUST AS GOOD, ONLY CHEAPER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 23, 2012

OR A FRACTION OF THAT AT THE THRIFT STORE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2012

IT'S ALL JUST FISH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2012

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November 25, 2012

BE YOUR OWN HOSTESS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2012

FROM THE THANKSGIVING ARCHIVES: A VITAL LESSON FROM THE AGE OF CASSEROLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 AM

November 1, 2012

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October 30, 2012

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October 24, 2012

AESTHETICS, NOT HEALTH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 22, 2012

VEGETABLES ARE FOR PRIMITIVES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2012

IF IT ISN'T TASTY, CHEAP AND EASY TO MAKE DON'T EAT IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2012

WAIT, YOU NEED A REASON TO DRINK A GUINESS?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 26, 2012

TWIN CITY FUN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 11, 2012

NOTHING WRONG WITH WINE BUT THE ALCOHOL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2012

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August 29, 2012

HIGHWAY PORK:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2012

VEGANISM, OR EATING LIKE THE LOSERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2012

WHY COMPLICATE IT?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE WAY TO IMPROVE PORK? ADD BACON:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 2, 2012

YOU DIDN'T THINK THEY LIKED THE STUFF THEY CHARGE RUBES AN ARM AND A LEG FOR, DID YOU?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 15, 2012

AND NONE OF IT TASTES AS GOOD AS A GLASS OF MILK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 14, 2012

MMMMMMM...BISCUITS....:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU'RE JUST PAYING FOR A LABEL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2012

FOOD THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BE HIDDEN UNDER SAUCE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2012

HELP ME, KING ARTHUR, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2012

WHAT'S ESPECIALLY CLEAR...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2012

AMEN, BROTHER:

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April 18, 2012

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March 23, 2012

EAT YOUR PET:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2012

ONE CHILD-SIZED SERVING (via The Other Brother):

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 24, 2012

IT'S THE ONLY USEFUL THING THEY'LL LEARN THAT WEEK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2012

STAGNATION MY FOOT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BAKING THE KING WITH THE KING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2012

BAKING WITH THE KING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2012

BAKING WITH THE KING:

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January 26, 2012

BAKING WITH THE KING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2012

TUNA ISN'T EVEN THE KEY TO THE CASSEROLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2011

IT'S IMPORTANT TO RECOGNIZE...:

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December 22, 2011

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December 15, 2011

JUST IN TIME FOR HANUKKAH:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO DON'T EAT PASTA?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 12, 2011

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December 8, 2011

WHY DO YOU THINK THERE'S SUCH THING AS A WOK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2011

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November 14, 2011

WHAT IT IS WE OWE THANKS FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2011

NOTHING BUT APPLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2011

BLESSED SPUD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 25, 2011

THAT LITTLE McTEASE (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2011

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE BE DRAGONS:

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PERFECT!:

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October 6, 2011

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October 5, 2011

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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE GRAVY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2011

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE COOL WHIP:

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September 14, 2011

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August 17, 2011

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July 18, 2011

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July 1, 2011

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June 14, 2011

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THE BEAUTY OF THE EMBOSS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 26, 2011

BEING MEXICAN IS ALL THAT UNITES US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2011

SO THEY ALL TASTE AWFUL?:

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May 6, 2011

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May 4, 2011

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April 28, 2011

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April 18, 2011

MUST BE GLOBAL WARMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

April 16, 2011

WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN DENNY (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:36 AM

April 2, 2011

WE LOVE YOU, MARTHA FOOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:58 AM

March 31, 2011

SO THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN WELLL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

A LOAF IN EVERY POT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

March 30, 2011

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March 24, 2011

THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD BE BETTER IS IF THEY WERE JUDDHEAD SIZE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

SO WHEN YOUR WIFE [SAYS] THAT YOU BUY TOO MUCH CEREAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

March 22, 2011

AND YOU THOUGHT ALL THEY EVER ACHIEVED WAS CHRISTIANITY, GUINESS AND THE SHAMROCK SHAKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

March 19, 2011

"A YAK IN EVERY POT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 AM

March 10, 2011

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March 4, 2011

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March 3, 2011

EXPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

March 2, 2011

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February 28, 2011

THE RECESSION GAVE THEM AN EXCUSE TO AVOID THOSE AWFUL RESTAURANTS::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 PM

February 21, 2011

NOT THE LEAST ADVANTAGE OF COOKING FOR YOURSELF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

January 13, 2011

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

January 9, 2011

YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO USE OUR RECIPE, BUT YOU DO HAVE TO HAVE THE PAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

January 5, 2011

THERE IS NO BELGIUM, BUT THERE ARE WAFFLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

January 4, 2011

NO MORE SECRETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

January 2, 2011

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December 29, 2010

(via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 AM

December 27, 2010

THEY TESTED THE RECIPE ON US THIS SUMMER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 AM

December 22, 2010

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December 21, 2010

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December 20, 2010

COULDN'T THEY AT LEAST PUT THE EXPIRING MILK BY THE FRONT DOOR?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

December 15, 2010

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December 14, 2010

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December 13, 2010

CONDIMENT? SOUNDS LIKE A LUBRICANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

November 24, 2010

IF YOU HAVE ANY LEFT AFTER MAKING THE PIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

November 13, 2010

YOU NEED A STUDY TO KNOW THAT VEGANS ARE ILL-AT-EASE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

November 11, 2010

THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO BE AN AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 AM

November 8, 2010

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 PM

WHAT THEY REALLY NEED TO DO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 PM

October 29, 2010

FIRST OF ALL....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

October 27, 2010

THE SUREST SIGN THE OTHER ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS ARE FALSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 PM

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October 21, 2010

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October 17, 2010

EUELL WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

October 9, 2010

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October 6, 2010

STRONG TO THE FINISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 PM

AS LONG AS YOU SAVE ENOUGH FOR A PIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 29, 2010

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September 27, 2010

AIN'T IT (A HUNDRED) GRAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM

September 23, 2010

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September 13, 2010

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

MUST HAVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 9, 2010

FORGET THE MARTYRS OF 9-11 MEGA-MOSQUE....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 AM

September 6, 2010

FROM LAB TO SLAB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM

September 3, 2010

I THINK I MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH BONNIE BURTON

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:14 PM

August 31, 2010

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August 25, 2010

NOW THAT'S THE MAKINGS OF A TEA PARTY WE COULD GET BEHIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

August 20, 2010

MMMMMM....COOKIES....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

August 19, 2010

WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED MIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:59 PM

August 4, 2010

L-O-L-A:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM

July 30, 2010

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July 28, 2010

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

July 8, 2010

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July 7, 2010

AND TO FINISH IT OFF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 AM

July 6, 2010

NEEDS BACON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:55 PM

July 4, 2010

IT'S EVEN KOSHER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

July 1, 2010

ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH YOU WERE GAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 PM

BUT DO THE INDIANS EVER THANK US? (via BradS):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 PM

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM

June 28, 2010

PULITZER? IT'S A NOBEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

June 24, 2010

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June 20, 2010

OLD FRIEND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 PM

June 19, 2010

DO YOU LOVE YOUR DAD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

June 15, 2010

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR QUICHE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

June 7, 2010

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE SURPLUS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 AM

May 26, 2010

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May 25, 2010

THE THREE AMIGOS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

May 24, 2010

WHAT DOES EVIDENCE HAVE TO DO WITH IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

May 20, 2010

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May 19, 2010

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May 13, 2010

UNFUNNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:24 PM

May 8, 2010

PROPER CARE AND FEEDING OF YOUR STARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

May 6, 2010

NICE ENHANCEMENTS, LADY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

PEOPLE WHO CHILL STUFF DON'T HAVE KIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

May 1, 2010

LIGHTER & FINER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

April 28, 2010

IT'S ALWAYS THE IRON AGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM

CAN'T VOUCH FOR THE WATER:

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April 26, 2010

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April 25, 2010

TOOLS FOR LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

FAIR WARNING:

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April 22, 2010

SORRY, SISTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 AM

April 18, 2010

LOOKIN' LIKE A MOVIE NIGHT (via Lifehacker)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

April 14, 2010

UGLY, BUT FUNCTIONAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

NO, IT'S CHICAGO, IT ONLY SEEMS LIKE HEAVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

April 10, 2010

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 AM

April 9, 2010

WE'RE JUST TWO DAYS AWAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:45 PM

April 8, 2010

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY:

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April 7, 2010

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April 6, 2010

BUT KING'S SHOULD BE GLUTTONOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 PM

April 2, 2010

THE McDONALD'S STEAK AND EGG BAGEL MAY HAVE MET ITS MATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

April 1, 2010

IT'S JUST WASTED BACON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

March 31, 2010

THAT GOD FELLA SURE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE THE RAT PATROL ON THE SIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 AM

March 24, 2010

WHY BOTHER WITH THE EGGS AND THE STOVE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM

March 23, 2010

SOAK THE RICH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

March 19, 2010

POD FODDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 AM

March 17, 2010

REAL HOT DOGS COME WRAPPED IN CRESCENT ROLLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

STOP PUTTING ON AIRS, JUST USE BACON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

March 10, 2010

GOOD THING THE BOG STOMPERS MET AN OPEN BORDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

March 6, 2010

A MORE IMAGINATIVE PEOPLE WOULD COMBINE THE TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

March 4, 2010

PATRIOTIC AND ROYALIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

March 3, 2010

ALMOST AS GOOD AS PITCHERS AS SPRING TRAINING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

March 1, 2010

SO THE REASON NO ONE HAD A PEANUT ALLERGY WHEN WE WERE KIDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM

February 17, 2010

JUST FOLLOW THIS ONE SIMPLE RULE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

February 9, 2010

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February 8, 2010

IF THIS WERE TRUE, I'D BE DAVID DUNN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

January 29, 2010

THUS CAN WE KNOW CHRISTIANITY TO BE THE TRUE RELIGION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

January 27, 2010

ADD BANANAS AND BROWN SUGAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

January 25, 2010

GOOD CHOICES REQUIRE GOOD INFORMATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:24 PM

January 19, 2010

GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD...:

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January 15, 2010

MORONS! (via Buttercup):

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January 14, 2010

ROAST AND BOAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 AM

January 13, 2010

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January 7, 2010

MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR SONDRA LEE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

January 6, 2010

ALMOST WORTH KEEPING THE TIGER IN THE CAGE... (via Buttercup):

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January 4, 2010

NEVER EAT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE:

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December 26, 2009

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December 23, 2009

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE YORKSHIRE PUDDING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

December 22, 2009

MY CUP RUNNETH OVER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

December 20, 2009

NO MILK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

December 18, 2009

WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT OUTSIDE THE HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

December 16, 2009

VERY NEARLY WORTH VIOLATING THE STATE BORDER RULE FOR (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

December 14, 2009

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November 28, 2009

THERE HAVE TO BE BETTER WAYS TO ACQUIRE A TRADITIONAL BUILD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

November 24, 2009

FROM THE THANKSGIVING ARCHIVES: IT'S AMERICA--DRINK BEER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 AM

November 18, 2009

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November 17, 2009

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November 14, 2009

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November 13, 2009

IN A DEMOCRATIC CULTURE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

November 11, 2009

WHATEVER A GOUGERE IS, WE'LL TAKE A FEW DOZEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:06 PM

November 4, 2009

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September 19, 2009

STILL DENY THAT THEY'RE MAGICAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 PM

September 11, 2009

SUPER FOODS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

September 10, 2009

THE OTHER BROTHER CRIED LIKE A POST-FLORIDA DEMOCRAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

September 5, 2009

NEXT YEAR IN ISRAEL (via Lou Gots):

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August 27, 2009

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August 25, 2009

NOW THAT'S WORTH A STATE BORDER RULE VIOLATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

August 12, 2009

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August 2, 2009

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July 17, 2009

AND JACOBY DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO SWIPE A BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:06 PM

July 15, 2009

OIL FOR FOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

July 8, 2009

JUST CRYING OUT FOR CRUMBLED BACON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

July 1, 2009

WHY DOES SHE THINK GOD GAVE US THE TIN CAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

AMERICAN FOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

TIFFANY MEANS QUALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

SORRY, FELLAS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

June 24, 2009

THE LONG ISLAND TEA POPS NEVER FREEZE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

June 16, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:43 PM

THEY SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

June 14, 2009

EXACTLY HOW WOULD ONE TRANSCEND TRANSCENDENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

June 9, 2009

DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE REAL FRUIT OR NOT, BUT THE BROTHERS CAN TELL YOU THIS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

June 4, 2009

TRUTH IN TAXONOMY (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:24 PM

May 23, 2009

AND THE BOUQUET OF NEW MOWN GRASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

May 15, 2009

IF ONLY JAMES JOYCE HAD SAID THAT ONCE IN ULYSSES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

May 14, 2009

RHUBARBARIANS AT THE PLATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

May 13, 2009

NOTHING BETTER IN SUMMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

DANISH YORKSHIRE PUDDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

TEA BAGGAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

May 7, 2009

THE IN CROWD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

May 6, 2009

OPTIONAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

April 30, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 AM

April 22, 2009

OF COURSE, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE ANY WORD FOR "SQUASH" IN THAT HEADLINE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

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WHAT ABOUT THE PEANUTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

April 21, 2009

FREE IS GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

April 18, 2009

THE KOSHER LAWS HAVE TO BE A HOAX (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

April 16, 2009

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE THINKING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

April 15, 2009

A TRAGIC WASTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 PM

AMEN, SISTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

LAYER SWINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

April 12, 2009

FROM THE ARCHIVES: GO FORTH, AND MULTIPLY THE PEEPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: AND THE PINK MEAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 2, 2009

LOOKS LIKE FRENCH TOAST ON SUNDAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

March 26, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

March 25, 2009

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

OR YOU COULD DUNK COOKIES IN YOUR PUDDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

March 24, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

March 19, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

March 18, 2009

THEY'RE JUST ROUND SUZY-Q's (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:09 PM

March 17, 2009

WE'RE THE OPPOSITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:02 PM

March 16, 2009

THE HARD PART IS STEALING THE COW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

March 14, 2009

WHY NOT JUST BUY A CAKE AND EAT IT WITH A GUINESS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

March 13, 2009

HOPEFULLY THAT'S A NAME NOT A TITLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

March 9, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

March 5, 2009

CATCH A DREAM (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 AM

March 4, 2009

AND PEANUT BUTTER IS ON SALE FOR ONCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 3, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:09 PM

February 27, 2009

SISSY WESTERNERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

CROCK CHIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

February 25, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

February 24, 2009

SLICES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 PM

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 AM

February 19, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

BEATS VICTORY STEAK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

February 17, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:40 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

PB&N FOR LUNCH ANYDAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

February 12, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

February 8, 2009

GOD BLESS THE SALMON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM

February 4, 2009

ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

January 31, 2009

RAISING THE BAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

January 28, 2009

WHY DO THEY HATE US? (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:02 PM

January 8, 2009

GENIUS!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

January 7, 2009

NOT CHEEZ WAFFLES & YOOHOO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 PM

January 2, 2009

NOTHIN GOES WITH TEN DEGREE TEMPS LIKE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

January 1, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

December 29, 2008

COULDN'T BE SIMPLER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 PM

December 25, 2008

THE ONLY JUSTIFICATION FOR SEAFOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

December 23, 2008

NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

December 20, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:01 PM

December 19, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

December 18, 2008

HOW DO YOU NOT MARKET THIS AS "MEAT UP"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:34 PM

December 11, 2008

CAKE BALLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

TOUGH TO GO WRONG WHEN YOU START WITH AVOCADO & BACON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

BECAUSE NUTS ARE GOOD FOR YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 AM

BE STILL MY CLOGGING HEART...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

December 10, 2008

SO IF A VEGABN MAKES ONE WITH TOFU DO THEY CALL IT WHAT I THINK THEY DO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

December 3, 2008

WUV, TWU WUV:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

November 25, 2008

JURASSIC PUMPKIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

November 24, 2008

NEEDS PEANUT BUTTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

November 23, 2008

NOT QUITE A FRY UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

November 19, 2008

AND, REALLY, AREN'T FUNYUNS A MEAL IN THEMSELVES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

November 18, 2008

CAN WE STILL CALL STUFF BLACK-BOTTOM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

THE HECK WITH THE COTTON CANDY CLOUDS (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

November 17, 2008

CHANGE IS BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

November 12, 2008

SPEAKING OF POPOVERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 PM

YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO STICK?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

October 30, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

October 26, 2008

PRETTY EASY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 PM

October 22, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

October 19, 2008

WHICH TAKES "I" BEFORE "E" TO THE EXTREME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

October 17, 2008

OR YOU COULD JUST DUNK YOUR BANANA IN THE JAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 PM

October 13, 2008

IT AIN'T THE COLONEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

October 7, 2008

CHUCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 PM

October 2, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

September 30, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

September 23, 2008

HOT? IT'S ALWAYS BETTER COLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 PM

September 22, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

September 18, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

LET ME GO ON, LIKE A TOMATO IN THE SUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

September 17, 2008

NOT RAMEN NOODLES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

September 14, 2008

GRIFOLICIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:39 PM

September 7, 2008

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

September 5, 2008

NEARLY ENOUGH TO MAKE JFK'S FECKLESSNESS FORGIVABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

September 2, 2008

THE ONLY SURPRISE IS THAT GOD DIDN'T THINK TO HAVE THEM COME THAT WAY TO BEGIN WITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

August 29, 2008

THE NAME IS SCARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 PM

August 21, 2008

THE HYDROX IS TO THE OREO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:59 PM

August 20, 2008

WHAT'S UNSALTED BUTTER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:49 AM

August 17, 2008

WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONES THINKING NUTELLA ON PORK RINDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

August 6, 2008

OH, TO LIVE ON...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

July 24, 2008

GRAY'S PAPAYA, A.K.A....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 PM

July 22, 2008

THE HARD PART IS LAYING THE BOCCE COURT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

July 16, 2008

WHY GOD GAVE US MILK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:27 PM

July 9, 2008

COOKING THE DOUGH IS A WASTE OF ENERGY (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

July 8, 2008

ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE POINT OF THAT SODA WAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 PM

July 3, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: NEEDS BLUEBERRIES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

"NO, MA'AM, IT'S NOT EVEN CARBONATED":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

June 29, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

June 13, 2008

IF YOU LOVED YOUR FATHER YOU'D BE MAKING THIS NOW....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM

June 12, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:57 PM

I'M NOT SEEING SOUR TWIZZLERS ON THAT LIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

June 10, 2008

IT'S NO BUCK-N-O BURGER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM

June 8, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:38 PM

INCLUSION OF ANY AQUATIC CREATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

June 5, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

June 2, 2008

DITCH THE SALAD...UNLESS YOU'RE A SOCCER FAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 PM

May 27, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

May 26, 2008

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONKEY...MONKEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 PM

SCIENTIFIC FACT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 PM

May 21, 2008

ONE MAN'S SWAMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 AM

May 20, 2008

CARBS ARE OUR FRIENDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM

May 17, 2008

BONUS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

May 14, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

May 13, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

May 11, 2008

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

UNGROUND PESTO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

April 28, 2008

(via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 PM

April 24, 2008

GOOD ON GRANNY SMITH APPLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

April 17, 2008

SPEAKING OF PASSOVER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

April 12, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

April 8, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM

April 7, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

April 6, 2008

RAMPING UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM

March 29, 2008

JUST SPRINKLE DIRT ON THE REGULAR STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 PM

March 27, 2008

ALTHOUGH, IF YOU NEED AN EXCUSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

TOUGH WEEK FOR GREAT CHEFS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

March 26, 2008

SO WHAT TURNS THEM BLUE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

March 23, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: WHAT THE FOX KNOWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

March 20, 2008

THE WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

March 19, 2008

AND A GOOD EXCUSE TO WOOF WHEAT THINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

March 12, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 AM

MORE LIKE BRAIN SURGERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

March 11, 2008

SLURPY WITHOUT THE BRAIN FREEZE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 PM

March 6, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:01 PM

March 5, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

YET THE CASTAWAYS WANTED TO LEAVE THE ISLAND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 4, 2008

THEY CAN EVEN MAKE JEWISH FOOD EDIBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 PM

March 2, 2008

HOLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 PM

February 28, 2008

POTENTIALLY MAKING IT EDIBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

February 27, 2008

TOAST INSTEAD OF FISH IS A NO BRAINER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

February 23, 2008

THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BEER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

February 20, 2008

CAKE IS JUST A VANILLA FROSTING DELIVERY SYSTEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

February 19, 2008

AIN'T NOBODY'S FOOD PYRAMID, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:35 PM

February 14, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:44 PM

February 11, 2008

HEATHEN HEAVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:53 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

February 3, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM

January 30, 2008

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 16, 2008

WHICH GUARANTEES A VISIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 PM

HMMMMM, ZESTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 PM

January 13, 2008

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 AM

NOT YOUR MOM'S POT PIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 AM

January 9, 2008

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 2, 2008

AND STOUTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

December 27, 2007

POD PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

THE IVORY CHEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:40 PM

December 26, 2007

THE BUTLER DID IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 AM

December 19, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

December 13, 2007

THERE'S MORE TO SHEPHERDS THAN LOOSE BOOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM

December 6, 2007

SOMETIMES YOU DON'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

HOW MUCH EASIER DO YOU WANT IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

November 28, 2007

WHO KNEW THEY WERE NEW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

November 26, 2007

THEY EVEN COME IN THEIR COOKWARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

November 22, 2007

FROM THE ARCHIVES: HERE'S ANOTHER--MAKE TWICE AS MUCH STUFFING AND MASHED POTATOES AS YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 21, 2007

SERVE YOUR PIE HOLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

November 20, 2007

HOW ELSE WOULD WE EAT THOSE LITTLE COCKTAIL WEINERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

November 19, 2007

THE ONLY GOOD FRENCH FOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

November 17, 2007

MORE TO BE GRACIASFUL FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

November 16, 2007

COMBINING COLUMBUS DAY AND THANKSGIVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

November 15, 2007

"CORNY, MEATY":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

HOW ABOUT STICKING TO SWEET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

November 13, 2007

JUST ANOTHER REASON TO BE APPRECIATIVE OF HISPANIC HAMPSHIREMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 PM

November 12, 2007

ARCADIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

WHICH COVERS MOST OF THE IMPORTANT FOOD GROUPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

November 11, 2007

IT TAKES TEN MINUTES AND 50 CENTS TO BREW A POT AT HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

NOTHING BAD EVER CAME OUT OF A SKILLET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:05 PM

GOOD ENOUGH TO DRINK FROM THE GUTTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

DRINK LIKE A FOUNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

A GOOD ROTATION IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

BECAUSE THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH STUFFING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

November 10, 2007

LAVALICIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

November 8, 2007

WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH COAXING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

November 7, 2007

HOW MUCH EASIER DO YOU WANT IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 AM

October 31, 2007

HAPPY HALLOWEEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

October 29, 2007

SERVE ON SUNDAY AT 4PM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:47 PM

October 27, 2007

WHAT THE HECK IS BENECOL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:16 PM

October 24, 2007

TALK ABOUT GILDING THE LILLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:26 PM

CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

October 23, 2007

WORTH THE PESTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 PM

October 19, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 PM

October 10, 2007

MO POM :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

DIES SHE OWN STOCK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:52 PM

FULL FORCE DEMAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

October 7, 2007

IF YOU'RE OUT OF BANANAS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 PM

October 5, 2007

THE BROWNER THE PLATE THE BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

SILK SHEETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 4, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

October 3, 2007

WHAT ABOUT THE CARAMELS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:18 PM

October 2, 2007

AMEN, SISTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

September 27, 2007

SLOPPY JOSES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

September 26, 2007

JUST MAKE SURE THE DOBERMAN DOESN'T CHOKE ON THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM

September 25, 2007

WHEN GOD HANDS YOU GROUND BEEF, MAKE A BURGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM

September 23, 2007

WHY DID THE DESIGNER FEEL COMPELLED TO CONTINUE AFTER CREATING THE PIG?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

September 19, 2007

MAKING A PIE ISN'T ALL THAT HARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:26 PM

ALL MY DREAMS FULFILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

September 18, 2007

UNLESS YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE ALLERGIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

September 14, 2007

WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

September 12, 2007

LOVE APPLE PIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

STOVE TOP STUFFING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

SINCE THE WIFE MAKES YOU EAT VEGETABLES ANYWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

I AM WHAT I YAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

SHE'S GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH HER PARENTS, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

September 5, 2007

GONNA NEED A POTATOE SIDEDISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

September 4, 2007

NOW CAN I HAVE THEM MORE OFTEN THAN JUST BIRTHDAY AND FATHERS' DAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

August 31, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

August 30, 2007

SOMETIMES YOU OUGHT TO LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

CHICKEN OF THE SEA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

JUST ANOTHER PORK DELIVERY SYSTEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

August 29, 2007

NO, THERE'S THE RUB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM

WHAT CAN THAT "BUT" POSSIBLY BE DOING THERE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

BECAUSE SOME CO-WORKER OR NEIGHBOR JUST DUMPED A BAG OF IT ON YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 PM

August 24, 2007

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR POPSICLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

August 22, 2007

NO METRICS PLEASE, WE'RE AMERICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

BEAT THAT, GILLIGAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

WHAT AMERICA NEEDS IS A 5 CENT FALAFEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 17, 2007

TASTES LIKE THE ZAPRUDER FILM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

T.G.F.P.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

August 15, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

August 12, 2007

BEATS THE AUBREY/MATURIN RECIPES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

August 8, 2007

THE STALK NEEDN'T TAKE YOU VERY FAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 PM

WALNUTS SUFFICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

August 1, 2007

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM

July 31, 2007

DEATHDAY CAKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 AM

July 29, 2007

LET MY PEOPLE GO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 PM

July 28, 2007

AND YET THE RUGRATS SHRIEK WHEN YOU REFILL THEIR BOTTLES FROM THE TAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

July 26, 2007

MUMMY DASH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:08 PM

July 25, 2007

THE DEBT TO MEXICO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

IF SCIENCE WERE USEFUL THEY'D BREED PIGS WITH COWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM

NO REGRETELS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

HOW LONG UNTIL McDONALD'S IS SERVING THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

July 19, 2007

NEEDS MORE NUTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

July 18, 2007

IS THAT A RECIPE OR A VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOGUE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

July 13, 2007

THUS THE TIME ZONE RULE (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

July 12, 2007

DEMERARA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

July 11, 2007

NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

TOO HOT TO BAKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

July 7, 2007

WHO EATS THE EYES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

July 5, 2007

WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE ABOUT TASTY FLANKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

July 4, 2007

BIBS ARE OUR FRIENDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

July 3, 2007

WHAT COULD BE MORE AMERICAN THAN FOOD FROM THE LAST HORDE OF UNWANTEDS?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

PEPPER, IT'S NOT JUST FOR DRAFT BEER ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

July 2, 2007

WHICH IS WHY THEY HATE THE MARKET SO MUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

July 1, 2007

LEMON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

DREAMSICLEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

June 29, 2007

GOD GAVE US QUICKY-STOPS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

June 27, 2007

MAKES 4 MIGHT BE MORE ACCURATE (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

WHAT COULD BE HEALTHIER THAN NUTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

RED, WHITE, BLUE...& GREEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

June 24, 2007

SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK FOR A SUMMER DRINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

June 23, 2007

AND THEY'RE RIPE RIGHT NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

June 16, 2007

HMMMM, HERBY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

June 13, 2007

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:47 AM

IF YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

June 7, 2007

SO AT LEAST THE NAZIS HAD THAT GOING FOR THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

June 2, 2007

SHOULDN'T THAT BY OLIVE OYL?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 28, 2007

BECAUSE YOUR DIET SHOULD REFLECT YOUR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

May 23, 2007

IN LILLIPUT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM

BIG BACKYARD BBQ WEEKEND (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM

FLOWER POWER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

May 21, 2007

MEATLESS IS MURDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

May 19, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:16 PM

PURE GOODNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

May 18, 2007

WE CAN NEVER REPAY NOAH FOR GRABBING TWO PIGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

May 16, 2007

EXCEPT THAT THERE ARE SOME PERFECTLY ADEQUATE JARRED JERK SAUCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

May 10, 2007

YESCCHI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

May 9, 2007

NO, HONEY, IT'S A MOTHER'S DAY TREAT FOR YOU...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 5, 2007

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

May 2, 2007

PAGING ANTHONY WIGGLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

WILL CLICK FOR FOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

WITH A NAME LIKE LACTOBACILLI...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

CRISPY WORKHORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

GO GOOLESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 26, 2007

OH, SNAP!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM

PORPHYRIA LOVERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

NO SYRUP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

April 25, 2007

START WORKING ON YOUR APOLOGIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

PORK IS LIKE BEER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

April 23, 2007

REASON ENOUGH TO DO YARDWORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

April 18, 2007

WE OWE THEM SO MUCH, YET WE STILL DON'T LIBERATE THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:55 PM

ONE DARK DISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:54 PM

April 17, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 AM

April 11, 2007

GOOD GOING, A.B.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

April 10, 2007

ADD HAMBURGER AND YOU HAVE ALL THE VITAL FOOD GROUPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

April 9, 2007

PINE NUTS TOO DEAR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

April 5, 2007

HOW ABOUT SANDWICHED AROUND A HERSHEY BAR & DEEP-FRIED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:56 AM

NOTHING SAYS SEDER LIKE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

March 28, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 AM

March 22, 2007

NEVER A BAD TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

March 13, 2007

SUPER, MARIO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:34 PM

March 9, 2007

GEL, IGNITE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

March 7, 2007

I SMELL THE GARDEN IN YOUR HAIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 PM

MMMMM...BREATH MINTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

March 3, 2007

WHAT A CROCK (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

February 28, 2007

PURPLEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

February 21, 2007

WHERE ARE THE POTATOES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM

WITH OR WITHOUT DIRT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

February 18, 2007

WHAT GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS DOING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

February 16, 2007

SUBTRACT ONE CUKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:23 AM

February 14, 2007

WHO KNEW THERE'D BEEN A BAD ONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 PM

WHERE WAS THAT AFTER WE SHOVELED OUT THE DRIVE FOR THE 4TH TIME TODAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 PM

January 9, 2007

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WE CAN DO BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:22 PM

January 7, 2007

THE STUDENT'S BEST FRIEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 AM

December 23, 2006

FROM THE ARCHIVES: AND GINGER SNAPS? (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: WE'RE HERE TO HELP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:18 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: WAY TO WRECK AN APPETITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 PM

December 15, 2006

PARTS IS PARTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

SPEAKING OF WORDSWORTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 30, 2006

GOD MADE NO BAD ONES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

November 29, 2006

SON KNOWS BEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

November 24, 2006

MUST GO GOOD WITH BOILED MEAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM

November 23, 2006

FOR THE INCONTENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

FROM THE THANKSGIVING ARCHIVES: C'MON, JUST HEAP IT ON A PLATE AND SLATHER WITH REHEATED GRAVY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

FROM THE THANKSGIVING ARCHIVES: HMMMMMM, BUTTERBALL.....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 AM

November 21, 2006

THANKFUL FOR A.B.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

November 17, 2006

PURE GOODNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:41 AM

November 1, 2006

NOW THAT'S GOURD EATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

October 30, 2006

TALK ABOUT NOT GETTING THE FREE MARKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

October 25, 2006

...AND HEALTHIER... (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

October 19, 2006

WORTH THE WAIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

October 18, 2006

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 PM

TOUGH TO GO WRONG WITH GARLIC AND BEEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

October 11, 2006

BEATS A DUTCH WIFE, HANDS DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE FRYING THE BUCK-N-O BURGERS IN WALNUT OIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 5, 2006

THE FRENCHIFICATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:00 PM

HOW CAN ANYTHING SMELL SO BAD LIVE AND SO GOOD DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 AM

October 4, 2006

IN THE KITCHEN WITH MIKE DALEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 PM

September 25, 2006

I CAN TESTIFY TO THE FOLLOWING THOUGH...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:28 PM

September 21, 2006

REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 PM

September 20, 2006

ROSH HOUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

August 3, 2006

V-9:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

August 2, 2006

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

July 29, 2006

SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

July 1, 2006

ANYONE KNOW THE PM'S ADDRESS?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

June 29, 2006

IN THE KITCHEN WITH MIKE (via Mike Daley:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 PM

CRANK UP THE VCR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

June 27, 2006

BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S JUST TOO HOT TO DRINK BEER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

June 26, 2006

MALLOW YELLOW (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:52 PM

June 21, 2006

IF YOU'RE PAYING SOME TO FEED YOU THEY BETTER FILL THE PLATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

June 15, 2006

TOO BAD THE WIFE HATES OLIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

May 23, 2006

IMAGINE THINKING THAT ADVOCATING SEX WITH ANIMALS BUT NOT DINING ON THEM AFFORDS THE MORAL HIGHGROUND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

May 19, 2006

C'MON, THE ICED TEA IS LOW-FAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

May 18, 2006

FIRE GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 AM

May 15, 2006

GO TELL YOUR GRANDDAD HOW TOUGH TIMES ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM

May 11, 2006

MEAT OUGHTN'T BE SWEET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 AM

May 9, 2006

I MISS IHOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 AM

May 5, 2006

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO IMPROVE THEM UNLESS YOU MAKE THEIR VEINS RUN WITH BEER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

May 3, 2006

AND DRINK THE ACCOMPANYING MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 PM

AND THAT'S AMERICA IN A TACO SHELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

SOY KEBABS, DON'T YOU LOVE IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 2, 2006

KETCHUP WITH TEXTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 PM

April 29, 2006

HMMMM, PIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 PM

April 23, 2006

THERE'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR GUACAMOLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

April 21, 2006

RACE YOU TO THE 7-11:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

April 19, 2006

THE STAPLE OF EVERY GRAD STUDENTS DIET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 AM

April 15, 2006

FROM THE ARCHIVES: ONE A PENNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:54 PM

April 14, 2006

NOT A BUCK-N-O BURGER, BUT IT'LL DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 PM

YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE LAWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

April 12, 2006

THEN SLATHER WITH BUTTER AND NH MAPLE SYRUP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 PM

April 5, 2006

WITH NATIONAL HEALTH COMES NATIONAL NUTRITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

March 30, 2006

SOUL FOOD FOR CRACKERS (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:27 PM

March 29, 2006

SO SPECIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

WHY TAMPER WITH PERFECTION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 27, 2006

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE MADE IN HIS IMAGE, CLONE AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

March 22, 2006

SPUDZZA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:44 PM

March 13, 2006

LOWER IN FAT? WHAT ARE WE, RAINBOW SHEEP? (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

March 12, 2006

HMMMM. CAST IRON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

March 10, 2006

A BUTT EVEN J-LO ENVIES (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

March 9, 2006

THE BLESSED PIG, SO TASTY YOU'LL EVEN EAT THE BUTT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

DOESN'T GET MUCH MORE BASIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

March 8, 2006

MAKES ME SING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

March 3, 2006

HARD TO MESS UP A PORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:31 PM

EL DAGWOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

March 2, 2006

THE MOTHER-IN-LAW CALLS THEM LATKES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 AM

February 24, 2006

WARNING, YOU'LL DROOL MORE THAN YOU DID DURING THE CURLING....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 PM

February 22, 2006

IF ONLY YOU COULD RAISE COWS AND PIGS THAT WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

February 18, 2006

1773 WAS A WHILE AGO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

February 10, 2006

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT BEEF, WHY'D HE MAKE COWS SO SLOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

February 8, 2006

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

January 27, 2006

NOT QUITE HOW MOM MAKES IT:

Posted by Glenn Dryfoos at 12:57 PM

January 25, 2006

NOW THAT'S AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:47 PM

WHAT'S WRONG WITH COLD CEREAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 AM

WE'RE GONNA NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THAT ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

A SLIGHTLY EASIER CHINESE DISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

January 13, 2006

WHO'S SHE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE ELSE'S BUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

January 5, 2006

IF YOU WERE MEANT TO GO SLOW IT WOULDN'T BE CALLED A WHISK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:32 PM

January 4, 2006

PEPPADEW PREACH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

December 29, 2005

SOUNDS LIKE IT'D GO QUITE WELL WITH FOOTBALL ON TV:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

EVEN RANDY LIKES IT (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

TURKEY IS, AFTER ALL, JUST A GRAVY DELIVERY SYSTEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

December 28, 2005

STUPID BEAT LOAF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

December 21, 2005

HARD TO GO WRONG WITH PECANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 14, 2005

GASTROCASTING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

December 9, 2005

WOOFTANG'S GOT COMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

December 8, 2005

SERVES ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

APPLES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

OR WOOFTANG PUFF AS THE KIDS SAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 AM

IT'S A SIN TO CRUSH A SHORTBREAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 7, 2005

WHAT WOULD ANGELENOS KNOW ABOUT AMERICA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

December 1, 2005

NOW THAT'S AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

November 30, 2005

GET YOUR MOJO WORKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 AM

November 24, 2005

FROM THE THANKSGIVING ARCHIVES: LEFTOVERS?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:24 AM

November 16, 2005

POULTRY-INDUCED PROFUNDITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 PM

October 26, 2005

STEAK HABIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

JUST START WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND IT'S TOUGH TO GO WRONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

October 25, 2005

PITY ANTARCTICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

October 19, 2005

BOGS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 PM

October 5, 2005

FOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 3, 2005

EUROPEAN PROGRESS, HE SCOFFED (via Robert Tremblay):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:12 PM

September 19, 2005

JUST BAN ALL THINGS FRENCH (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:33 PM

September 14, 2005

INTELLIGENT DESIGN ISN'T NECESSARILY SMART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 5, 2005

NO WONDER THE SCOTS USED TO BE SO SMART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

September 2, 2005

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 21, 2005

YOU NEVER TELL THE KID IT'S GOOD FOR HIM (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

August 11, 2005

TOO BAD THE HAPPY MEAL DOESN'T COME WITH WILL POWER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM

August 8, 2005

ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE PURITANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 1, 2005

THE BROTHERS JUDD FULL EMPLOYMENT ACT (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 PM

July 27, 2005

THAT JUST CAN'T BE KOSHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

July 21, 2005

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

July 20, 2005

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 PM

SEEMS A WASTE NOT TO JUST DRINK THE CONDENSED MILK FROM THE CAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

July 13, 2005

IT'S NOT STEWART'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

NOW THAT'S GOOD EATS (via Robert "Bucky" Tremblay):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:32 PM

July 6, 2005

EARLY IN THE MORNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

June 29, 2005

WHAT VIOLET KNEW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

June 15, 2005

IT'S BEST AS A SIDE DISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

May 19, 2005

GOIN' BACK TO MIAMI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 AM

May 17, 2005

(via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 4, 2005

DR FREUD, CALL YOUR OFFICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

April 27, 2005

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 PM

April 13, 2005

NINE INCHES OF LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

AND THANK YOU FOR FLANK STEAK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 6, 2005

EVEN MAKES PEAS TOLERABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

WELL, THE WIFE SAYS WE NEED TO EAT LESS BEEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 23, 2005

EAT THIS IN REMEMBRANCE OF HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:15 PM

ATTENTION NANCY CRATER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

March 9, 2005

BRILLIANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

March 8, 2005

HERSHEY HIGHWAY TO HELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

March 7, 2005

ALTON BROWN WANNABE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

January 24, 2005

PYRAMID SCHEME (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 21, 2005

(via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

January 18, 2005

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:26 PM

January 17, 2005

PORCINE DEVOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

BREAK OUT YOUR FONDUE POT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

January 12, 2005

SKIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 PM

STARCH AND DAIRY...CLASSIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

January 2, 2005

DON'T SOUND KOSHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:10 PM

December 30, 2004

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

December 22, 2004

EXCEPT FOR THE DIJON PART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

December 18, 2004

ONCE YOU POP... (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

December 13, 2004

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

December 7, 2004

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:22 PM

November 17, 2004

HOW ABOUT IF WE PROMISE NOT TO BE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ALL DAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

November 9, 2004

GOOD EATS (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

October 2, 2004

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

August 28, 2004

WITH APOLOGIES TO DUANE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

August 15, 2004

THE WAR OF McILENNY THUMB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

August 14, 2004

AND A CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM