FAMILY Archives

September 16, 2014

THE WAR ON MARRIAGE IS A WAR ON THE POOR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 26, 2014

NO ONE HAS IT HARDER THAN THEIR MOTHER DID:

Posted by orrinj at 12:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2014

MOTHERS FOR DISTRACTED DRIVING:

Posted by orrinj at 8:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2014

THE WAR ON MARRIAGE IS THE WAR ON WOMEN:

Posted by orrinj at 2:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 19, 2014

THE LEFT'S WAR ON THE POOR:

Posted by orrinj at 2:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 21, 2014

MAYBE GOD WAS ON TO SOMETHING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 20, 2014

THE FIRST BORN IS SECURE...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2014

FUDDY DUDDY HIPPIES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2013

AND PRAY THE LITTLE RUGRATS DON'T CHOOSE HOCKEY..:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2013

WHO'D OF DREAMT NARCISSISM WASN'T A RECIPE FOR GOOD PARENTING?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2013

FAILING, FIRST AS KIDS, THEN AS PARENTS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2013

RE-EXTENDING THE FAMILY WILL FIX THAT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 1, 2013

EXCEPT THAT NUMEROUS STUDIES DEMONSTRATE...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2013

AND SHALL CLEAVE UNTO HIS WIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2012

THEY COULDA BEEN SOMEBODY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2012

THE ARGUMENT AGAINST CELIBATE CLERGY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 1, 2012

QUIT YOUR WHINING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2012

ACTUALLY, SCIENCE ALWAYS JUST WAITS AWHILE BEFORE HOPPING IN BED WITH RELIGION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2012

MEETING IN THE MIDDLE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2012

JUST ANOTHER REVOLUTION THAT ATE ITS OWN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 15, 2012

THE WAR ON MARRIAGE IS NOT WAGED ON OUR OWN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2012

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 1, 2012

IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO DRUG THEM THAN RAISE THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 17, 2012

ON KNOWING YOUR PARTNER IS THE TYPE WHO WOULD SHACK UP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2012

FOR THE CLEAVERS AMONG US:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2012

AT A MINIMUM...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2012

THE ONES WHO LIKE TRAINS AND BASEBALL ARE THE NORMAL KIDS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2012

THE FAMILIAL STRUCTURE REQUIRED TO PROVIDE GOOD MEALS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2012

TOUGH TO BE A HIPPIE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 31, 2011

DIVORCE BEING THE MODERATE RESPONSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 7, 2011

OCCUPY CHILDHOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 1, 2011

WHICH SUGGESTS A WAY TO START EQUALIZING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2011

FAMILY MAKES MEN HUMAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 20, 2011

I DON'T KNOW IF OUR 14 YEAR OLD HAS GOTTEN ANY SMARTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 13, 2011

BURYING THE LEDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 5, 2011

NOTE HOW THE QUESTIONS REVEAL THE SOURCE OF THE DAMAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2011

GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2011

ANOTHER SUN WITHOUT PLANETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 31, 2011

BECAUSE, REALLY, AREN'T KIDS JUST THE PROPS IN YOUR SHOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2011

TAKING BACK MARRIAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2011

THE WAR ON MARRIAGE DIDN'T START WITH GAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 2, 2011

JUST A MEANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 19, 2011

SUFFICE IT TO SAY, MINE WASN'T QUITE THIS ELABORATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

April 16, 2011

THERE HAVE BEEN 20 BILLION OF US, HOW HARD CAN IT BE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

April 12, 2011

IF GOD COULDN'T MOLD HIS CHILDREN, WHAT HOPE DO THE REST OF US HAVE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

March 30, 2011

NOT QUITE HUMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

February 13, 2011

EATING LATE AND STAYING UP LATER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

January 31, 2011

RIB METE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

RIB METE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

January 2, 2011

THEY SHALL BE ONE FLESH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

December 28, 2010

TWO BIRDS WITH ONE OVINE (Self-REFERENCE ALERT):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

PATIENCE, CHILDREN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 27, 2010

YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RAZOR BLADES IN THE APPLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

October 13, 2010

CONNUBIALISM ENDURES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

September 5, 2010

AND NONE ARE BEHEADED IN THE AZ DESERT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

August 9, 2010

TAKE THIS CHOICE AND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

May 22, 2010

NO ONE ADVOCATES FOR DIVORCE AND ABORTION BECAUSE THEY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 PM

May 13, 2010

THERE'S A DOWNSIDE, AS WELL AS AN UPSIDE, TO THE WIFE GETTING ADDICTED TO SPORTS ON TV... (SELF-REFERENCE ALERT):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM

May 11, 2010

WHEN THE WIFE AND I WERE GETTING SHACKLED..:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

May 2, 2010

THE PROPER CARE AND KILLING OF MICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

February 13, 2010

THERE'S A REASON ARRANGED MARRIAGES WORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 PM

February 11, 2010

EMBEDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

December 18, 2009

VINDICATING NEWT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

December 1, 2009

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN' (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

PUNISH HER? PUNISH HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

November 30, 2009

DID I HAPPEN TO MENTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 PM

November 26, 2009

THERE'S A REASON THE CLEAVERS WERE HAPPY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

November 22, 2009

A SMALL PRICE TO PAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

November 14, 2009

THE WIFE GOT 40% OFF ON CONCIERGE LEVEL ROOMS AT THE YACHT CLUB...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

October 22, 2009

BUT DO THEY GIVE YOU A STUFFY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

September 9, 2009

WHAT THE CLEAVERS KNEW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

August 21, 2009

WHEN YOU STARE INTO YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR, THE ABYSS STARES BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

August 14, 2009

READY...SET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

August 13, 2009

ENOUGH WITH THE HIPPIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

August 4, 2009

WELL, THAT'S A STICKY WICKET....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

May 22, 2009

LIVELY?::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

April 19, 2009

I LOVE ME SOME ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

February 19, 2009

CIDED THE WRONG REGI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 PM

December 15, 2008

THOMAS MORE WINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

December 12, 2008

ROEBLING WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:10 PM

November 3, 2008

GEEZ, AT THE JUDD HOUSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

July 31, 2008

WHICH IS WHY WE GIVE THEM RITALIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

July 22, 2008

DOESN'T THIS ALL HAVE TO BE ILLEGAL SOMEHOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:01 PM

June 9, 2008

BETTER FOR WHOM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:44 PM

May 21, 2008

WHICH REMINDS US OF A STORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

May 5, 2008

GOOD DRUGS ARE EASY, GOOD PARENTING IS HARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 PM

April 29, 2008

ALSO KNOWN AS, THE ORIGINAL SOCIAL SECURITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:39 PM

March 29, 2008

NOT WHAT THE SECULAR MOMMY PARTY WANTS TO HEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

March 8, 2008

CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOU GET A BED AND NOT THE COUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 PM

March 2, 2008

STATISM REQUIRES ATOMIZATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 22, 2008

ARRESTED PATHOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

February 17, 2008

CAN'T THEY JUST KEEP THE KID IN A DISPLAY CASE (via pchuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

January 28, 2008

AND PARENTAL FEET HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

December 16, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

November 27, 2007

ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 PM

November 23, 2007

PLUMBER OF ALL MEDIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM

November 15, 2007

BUT WHO ONLY HAS ROOM FOR 20 BOOKS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:09 PM

November 11, 2007

PUT THE FEAR IN THE DEER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

October 27, 2007

SUCK IT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 PM

October 23, 2007

FRIENDS OF BILL Z:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 AM

October 16, 2007

THEY OUGHT TO DO A STUDY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

October 5, 2007

GEE, LIVING LIKE BEASTS RATHER THAN HUMANS SEEMED LIKE SUCH A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

September 26, 2007

THE DOG WAGS THE "OWNER":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

September 3, 2007

DINKY HOOKER'S MOM SHOOTS HIM UP WITH SMACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 PM

August 29, 2007

ONE ASSUMES THEY FROWN ON SMEAR THE QUEER TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

August 12, 2007

FROM FRIEND JIM SIEGEL

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:59 PM

July 12, 2007

BOYS! TIME TO COME INSIDE AND PLAY Wii!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 AM

July 8, 2007

UNHAPPY ATOMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 PM

SOMEONE HAS TO TRANSPORT THE RUGRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

June 22, 2007

IN YOUR FACE, PIPSQUEEK!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

June 17, 2007

GOTTA SHUT THEM UP SOMEHOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

TALK ABOUT A SLIPPERY SLOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

June 12, 2007

I KNOW MORE THAN THE OTHER MOMS, BUT NOT MORE THAN YOU, SWEETIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 AM

June 1, 2007

WII BARGAINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

May 25, 2007

DOES ANYBODY EDIT BUSINESS WEEK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

May 11, 2007

MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 16, 2007

& WHERE'S HIS MOTHER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

December 1, 2006

AND 77% ARE LYING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

October 30, 2006

BABIES GROW UP TO BE TAXPAYERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 17, 2006

THE BASTARD CHILDREN OF CLAIRE HUXTABLE (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 PM

October 3, 2006

ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T MARRIED... (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:15 PM

October 1, 2006

WHAT THEY'RE READING IN THE NEW JERUSALEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM

September 30, 2006

WELL, I SURE AS HECK SUPPORT SMACKING YOURS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM

September 28, 2006

A PARTY DEPENDENT ON ATOMIZATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

September 16, 2006

SISSIFICATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

September 6, 2006

WHO KNEW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 PM

June 16, 2006

QUIT YER WHININ':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:34 PM

June 12, 2006

HOW ABOUT A BURGER, A BEER, AND THE BALLGAME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

May 31, 2006

GAPING (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

May 25, 2006

RE-EXTENDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

March 29, 2006

STILL THE GREATEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

March 17, 2006

AN APPLE FOR TEACHER AND SOME SOMA FOR JOHNNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

March 3, 2006

BROKEBACK ROADCREW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 PM

March 1, 2006

A BUREAUCRACY IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR A FAMILY (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM

February 24, 2006

RE-EXTENDING FAMILIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

February 9, 2006

JUST TWO TO MAKE ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

January 20, 2006

IF MAN WERE MEANT TO BE SINGLE WE'D HAVE ANOTHER RIB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:26 PM

A TRULY INTELLIGENT DESIGN (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

January 6, 2006

YOU'RE JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:06 PM

January 4, 2006

PHARMA BEATS PARENTING ANY DAY!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

December 27, 2005

BADLY DESIGNING WOMEN (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 AM

December 18, 2005

IT'S A TOY, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 PM

November 15, 2005

GEE, THANKS, HENRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 AM

November 5, 2005

NO DUH

Posted by Stephen Judd at 6:09 AM

October 31, 2005

LUCKILY TVs ARE CHEAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM

October 7, 2005

ONE THING CREATIONISTS, IDERS AND DARWINISTS CAN AGREE ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

September 26, 2005

IF YOU CAN'T FAKE SINCERITY....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

September 16, 2005

THE PLACENTAL CEILING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

August 22, 2005

A GREAT IDEA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

August 21, 2005

GOING NUCLEUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

August 10, 2005

HANG-UPS ARE ALWAYS HEALTHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

August 6, 2005

FROM THE REALITY-BASED COMMUNITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

August 1, 2005

WHO NEEDS PATRIARCHAL ARTIFACTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:09 PM

July 18, 2005

THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF DOMINION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

July 7, 2005

GEEZ, I ONLY THREATENED TO STAGE MY OWN DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 PM

May 31, 2005

SETTING OUR OWN HOUSE IN ORDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:49 PM

May 28, 2005

THE OMEN WASN'T AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO (via Rick Perlstein):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 PM

May 19, 2005

FITTING HERSELF FOR THE FRAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

May 2, 2005

GOD, NATURE, SPACE ALIENS, THE BIG SPOOK...ALL AGREE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

April 24, 2005

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS SERVED (via Tom Corcoran):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM