CABANA BOY Archives

June 23, 2013

HOW YOU GONNA KEEP HIM IN THE CABANA...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2012

DO YOU SUPPOSE THE CABANA BOY EVEN KNOWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 11, 2011

HE JUST BARELY GAVE UP ON THE SANDINISTAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

July 25, 2010

THE CABANAS ARE BETTER IN RI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

June 21, 2010

WHEN AL GORE IS YOUR ROLE MODEL YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM

April 1, 2010

THEN AGAIN, SOME ARE FOOLS EVERY DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

January 3, 2010

CAN WE BAN HIM FROM ENTERING AMERICA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

July 10, 2009

THE UR VS. THE DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

April 22, 2009

JUST STAY IN THE CABANA, SON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

December 4, 2008

WHICH TELLS YOU HOW W MANAGED TO GET RE-ELECTED DESPITE A WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:42 AM

November 20, 2008

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOW CABANA BOY SEES HIMSELF AND HOW OTHERS DO (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

August 31, 2008

I'VE GOT IT! SHE'S A FAT, BALD, WASHINGTON INSIDER!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 AM

April 16, 2008

SOONER OR LATER THEY'LL FACE A 4TH OR 5TH STARTER....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM

January 10, 2008

OBAMACABANARAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

September 19, 2007

THE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM

September 18, 2007

HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 AM

May 28, 2007

IT'S HIS JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

December 21, 2006

DON'T THEY EVER TIRE OF BEING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:28 PM

November 5, 2006

HASN'T HURT TERESA HEINZ:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 PM

LOCK THE CABANA AND THROW AWAY THE KEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:06 PM

November 4, 2006

WHO'S THE SLOW LEARNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

November 1, 2006

UP RIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 PM

PRETEND YOU'RE A GROWN-UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

I REGRET I CAN'T CAMPAIGN WITH HIM, BUT HE HAS BOTCHULISM (via Earl Sutherland):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

SAFEST PREDICTION OF THE DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

October 31, 2006

CABANARAMA FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 PM

June 20, 2006

WHAT A TIME TO GO ALL DECISIVE ON US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 PM

April 30, 2006

TUESDAY'S CHILD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

April 7, 2006

ON NOT WANTING TO LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THE CABANA'S FOUNDATION (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

April 5, 2006

THE VIEW FROM THE CABANA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

March 6, 2006

THE RETROGRADE PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

January 29, 2006

NOW IT'S OFFICIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

January 28, 2006

NO SERIOUS PERSON LEADS A WAR FROM SWITZERLND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

January 26, 2006

UPPING THE '08 ANTE ON HILLARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:19 PM

January 12, 2006

ISN'T CAUTIOUSLY A GIVEN?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:23 PM

November 15, 2005

LETTING W PICK YOUR LEADER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:42 PM

September 26, 2005

CABANARAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

June 7, 2005

WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A CABANA BOY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

May 9, 2005

A COMEDIC MASTERPIECE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

May 6, 2005

SO HE IS RUNNING AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 AM

April 29, 2005

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

April 11, 2005

GO BUCKEYES!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

March 21, 2005

IN MUCH THE SAME WAY WILLIAM CHESTER MINOR WAS AN OPTIMIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

March 5, 2005

BACK TO LUFFA DUTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 PM

February 21, 2005

WHO WOULD WATCH IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:26 PM

February 20, 2005

HOW DO YOU SAY DIA DE LOS MUERTES IN FRENCH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

February 14, 2005

PITY THE POOR CABANA BOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM

February 6, 2005

THE TATTERDEMALION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM

January 31, 2005

ONLY CONSIDER THE CONTROVERSIAL IF I FAVOR IT (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM

January 30, 2005

THANKS, OSAMA!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 PM

January 22, 2005

NEO-MCGOVERN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 PM

January 13, 2005

ASHES TO ASHES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM

January 8, 2005

COULDN'T GET IN TO SEE SADDAM, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 PM

January 6, 2005

ARE THERE ANY ENEMIES HE DOESN'T SUPPORT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:52 PM

December 5, 2004

BRIAN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 PM

November 29, 2004

SPEECH ISN'T FREE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:11 PM

November 17, 2004

HE SHOULD HAVE SHUT UP ABOUT '08:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 PM

November 16, 2004

THE I.Q. TEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

HE RAN ON COMPETENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 AM

November 10, 2004

COMES A FOLLOWER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM

November 6, 2004

FLEX WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

November 5, 2004

THE LAST BATTLE OF THE '60s:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:24 PM

LONG KNIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:12 PM

November 4, 2004

JOHN F**** KERRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

THE CLOSER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

November 2, 2004

GUARANTEE HE RESIGNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

November 1, 2004

CABANA BOY VS. CATHOLICISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

GREATNESS VS. MEEKNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

October 30, 2004

AT LEAST HE'S NO JACK KENNEDY (via bboys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 PM

DEATH BECOMES HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:31 PM

October 28, 2004

DEEP QAQA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 PM

W IS NO JOHN KENNEDY...SADDAM IS GONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:52 PM

JFK, THE ANTI-JFK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

October 27, 2004

WELL, SWEATSHOPPING DOES BEAT OUTSOURCING THESE DAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 PM

"YOU DO":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

WESTMORELAND VS. ABRAMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

A REAL TIMES' SCOOP, THE FIRST POST-MORTEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

October 26, 2004

WILL PUSHME-PULLYOUS GO FLIP-FLOP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

HE WATCHED THE LAST FEW INNINGS WITH ROSIE RUIZ (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

THE THIRD WAY PRESIDENT VS. A FIFTH COLUMN SENATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

October 25, 2004

STICK TO SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 PM

WASN'T IT JUST A GENERIC POINT ABOUT HIM BEING A U.N. MAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

October 24, 2004

PICK A QUAGMIRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

OSAMA IS DEAD AND EUROPE DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD ITSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

IT STARTED WITH TAKING OUT NIXON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

HECK, THE SANDANISTAS WOULD OWN NEW MEXICO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

UNINTELLIGIBLE ISN'T INTELLIGENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM

HELL HATH NO FURY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

October 23, 2004

UNFORTUNATELY THE REST OF US HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 11/02 FOR IT TO END:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

KERRY VOWS TO MAKE WAZIRISTAN RESEMBLE VIETNAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:06 PM

WHO NEXT? DAVID DUKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

October 22, 2004

NO SINS, JUST GENES (via John Resnick)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:07 PM

YOU CAN TAKE THE CABANA BOY OFF THE SOCCER PITCH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 PM

October 21, 2004

MCGOVERN LITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:45 PM

FETCH THAT, GUNGA DIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:18 PM

SURVEY SAYS! FLIP!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:59 PM

REALITY KILLED PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

October 20, 2004

THE CONG, THE SANDANISTAS, ZARQAWI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:45 PM

October 19, 2004

IT SELLS IN EUROPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:09 PM

SASSO, SHRUM, AND PRAY FOR SPAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM

October 18, 2004

EVEN HIS SUPPORTERS THINK HE'S DANGEROUS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:56 PM

TIMES EXCLUSIVE--KERRY LOSES DEBATES!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:50 AM

October 17, 2004

READING THE WRITING ON THE WALL (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

ANOTHER ENDORSEMENT FOR THE SENATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

October 16, 2004

WELL, HE DID HELP THE CONG AND THE SANDANISTAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM

October 15, 2004

HOW LONG UNTIL SOMEONE WRITES THAT HE LOST THE DEBATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 PM

YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

EVEN THE KRAUTS THINK HE'S A JOKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

THE THIRD WAY VS. THE SECOND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

October 14, 2004

PRO-PORPOISE, ANTI-HUMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

A NUANCED BALANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

AND BY STATE I MEAN JUDGES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

BEHIND FRANCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 AM

SQUARING THE CIRCLE OF ANTI-LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 AM

October 12, 2004

DO THE KERRY FOLKS REALLY THINK BOSTON BRAHMIN IS A POLITICAL VIRTUE?:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 2:02 PM

October 11, 2004

DO YOU SUPPOSE EVEN HE KNOWS WHAT HE BELIEVES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:01 PM

OOPS! I SAID THAT ALOUD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 PM

SENATOR KERRY'S PEERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:31 AM

October 10, 2004

THERE ARE AT LEAST AS MANY REASONS AS THERE ARE IRAQIS, AREN'T THERE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 PM

SADDAM FOUGHT THE LAW (AND UNDER PRESIDENT KERRY HE'D HAVE WON):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

PINING FOR HOWDY DOODY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:55 PM

THE UNDOMESTIC DOMESTIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

October 8, 2004

KERRY VS. SMITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

APPLIED BIOLOGY IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MORALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

October 7, 2004

REALPOLITIK ISN'T MORAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 PM

October 6, 2004

AWOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:41 AM

October 3, 2004

I'VE GOT ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU (via Mike Daley)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM

October 2, 2004

SUBMINIMAL COHERENCE (via Will Herzog):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:52 AM

DAN RATHER SAYS THE DOCUMENT'S UNIMPEACHABLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

October 1, 2004

DIZZYING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:48 PM

FEEL MICHAEL'S PAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:46 PM

THE SENATOR'S FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

September 30, 2004

UH-OH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

NO, I SAID ADD SOME OOMPH, NOT SOME OOMPA!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:59 PM

SMART MONEY SAYS A DEAN-LIKE SCREAM IS ONLY A WEEK OR TWO AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:58 PM

LIKE GEORGE HAMILTON DOING A PUMICE STONE INFOMERCIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM

DONNIE MOORE WAS A GOOD CLOSER TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

OOMPA LOOMPA ON A TIGHTROPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

September 29, 2004

IT'S NOT JUST HIS OWN WIFE EMASCULATING HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 PM

SHE'LL BE CAMPAIGNING IN GUAM THIS NOVEMBER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:19 PM

SIX FOOT FOUR IS DEEP ENOUGH, STOP DIGGING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 AM

KERRY IN THE BALANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

THERE'S NO BUBBA TO CARRY HIM HOME THIS TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 28, 2004

CAN HE AFFORD TO MAKE IT CLEAR HE'S GEORGE McGOVERN WITH HAIR? (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:41 PM

TALL MEN WON'T BE VOTING FOR HIM EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:30 PM

JOKING ABOUT THE NOMINEE'S PTSD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 PM

RUNAWAY AMERICAN DREAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:16 PM

DO YOU, JOHN KERRY, ACCEPT THIS REGIME? (via Fred Jacobsen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM

A.B.B.'S FOR BUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 PM

September 27, 2004

A FEW FLIPS AGO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:25 PM

HOW'D HE EVER CATCH UP TO THE AMBULANCES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 PM

JOHN KERRY 2004--SUMMONING US ALL TO A GREATER PORPOISE (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:52 PM

IT'S HIS M.O.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:26 PM

THE COMMON TOUCH (via David Cohen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

ABBIE HOFFMAN SHOULD HAVE LIVED TO SEE THIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

September 26, 2004

WHAT'S THE REPUBLICAN ENRON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:54 AM

NO AD CAMPAIGN CAN SELL AN EDSEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM

NOT EVEN JUNIOR EXECUTIVE MATERIAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 25, 2004

THEIR DEWEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM

THE UNDEAD CICERO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 PM

JUST MAKE SURE IT'S TRIGGER-LOCKED ON NOVEMBER 2ND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

BEING UNBEARABLE AND THE LIGHTNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 PM

HOW COULD A TRUE AMERICAN?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

HOW DO YOU TWIST "NO"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

September 24, 2004

SPADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

LOOKIN' FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

DEMOCRATS VS. IRAQIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

EVEN SCHOOL KIDS ARE RIDICULING HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

I'M A LOSER, BABY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

September 23, 2004

UNMANNING CABANA BOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM

ZARQAWI'S AMERICAN MOUTHPIECE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

COLLABORATORS ARE SELDOM POPULAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

September 22, 2004

THE STEEL TARIFFS!!!! DANGIT!!!!! STEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 PM

DID THE REPRESENTATIVE SWITCH PARTIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM

HOW'S THIS A WINNING STRATEGY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM

ONE MORE NOTCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

REWRITING HISTORY TO COVER YOUR TRACKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

I DON'T CARE HOW FAR BEHIND I AM, WE'RE PUMPING MONEY INTO OHIO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

September 21, 2004

NO WONDER THEY KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE PRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

HE'S NO AL GORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 PM

OTHER THAN BEING UNREALISTIC, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY PLAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:14 PM

A STRANGER TO DISCIPLINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

ONCE A DUPE... (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:20 PM

STANDS WITH WOLVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

September 20, 2004

TO KNOW HIM IS TO NOT LIKE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

HIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

ACE OF BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 AM

THE REACTIONARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

September 19, 2004

BACK TO 'NAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 PM

WHAT ISSUE ISN'T HE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

MESSAGE--"WE'RE LOSING, I'LL QUIT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM

HERE'S YOUR NEXT HIRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM

WRONG HORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 AM

LOBBYING FOR AL QAEDA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 AM

CSI--CAMBRIDGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

September 18, 2004

IS HE RUNNING FOR EU COMMISSIONER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

IF ELECTED I WILL GO TO TORA BORA (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

WHIPLASH WILLE HELD CAPTIVE--DAY 32:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

ALL THE RIDICULE THAT'S FIT TO PRINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

September 17, 2004

SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, SENATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 PM

THE METHOD TO HIS MEEKNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 PM

HAS HE EVER EVEN MET BILL CLINTON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

HE'S NEVER MET A DEMOCRATIC ASPIRATION HE'D SUPPORT (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:47 PM

THE WRATH OF KHAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

WHO DID HE THINK JOHN KERRY WAS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 AM

OBLIGATORY STALINIST REFERENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

AID AND COMFORT (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

September 16, 2004

ALL THEY KNOW IS NEGATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM

WHO IS KERRY EDWARDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

SHE'S ROVE'S GREATEST TRICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM

BETTER THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB THAN THE JUDAS GOAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

BRING US THE HEAD OF WHIPLASH WILLIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

SAVE A DJ, VOTE FOR BUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 AM

WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THE EVENTS OF THIRTY YEARS AGO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

WHO CAUSED THE STORM?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

September 15, 2004

THE OTHER AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:11 PM

DIRECT, LIKE ED WOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 PM

HOW ABOUT HIRING JUST ONE GUY FOR WHOM IT'S NOT 9/10:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM

THE CHRONICLES OF RIDICULE (via Fred Jacobsen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

CABANA BOY LIMBO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:43 PM

WHY CAN'T YOU FILTHY COMMONERS SEE WHAT I DO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:39 AM

IT TAKES A THIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:28 AM

CAN HE MOVE ON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:23 AM

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

September 14, 2004

THE 4,172nd ADVISOR SIGNS ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 PM

THE BATTLE OF CABANA BOY'S CABANA BOYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 PM

IT'S NOT THE WAR, BUT THE ANTI-WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 PM

WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 PM

THE DUKE--TANNED, RESTED, READY, UNHELMETED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 PM

WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:07 PM

WHERE CAN WE HIDE PRETTY BOY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

September 13, 2004

GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 PM

THE PROACTIVE PREZ VS. THE REACTIVE SENATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

THE FOLKS HE DIDN'T WANT ON HIS BOAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

MORE LIKE A SOCCER TEAM? OUCH!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM

LIKE A DAN QUAYLE WITH NATURAL ENEMIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

September 12, 2004

ACT PRESIDENTIAL? HOW ABOUT ACTING HUMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:19 PM

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM

WAS SHE PAYING ANY ATTENTION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:36 PM

NO WONDER THEY KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE PRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

CAN THE SENATOR WEAR WHITE TO THE INNAUGURATION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

SUPER 8?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

September 11, 2004

"EVERYTHING," HE DETAILED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 PM

NEGATIVE + NEGATIVE DOES NOT = POSITIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

MAYBE SALLY FIELDS CAN PLAY HIM IN THE BIOPIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:54 AM

September 10, 2004

LESSON--DON'T DRAW A CONTRAST YOU AREN'T WILLING TO MAINTAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 PM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE A PLAN B?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 AM

TO PRESENT THE DETAILS DON'T YOU NEED A PROGRAM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

September 9, 2004

REPORTING FOR DUTY TO WHOM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

HE NEEDS A CUT MAN, NOT CARVILLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

LATTER DAY LINCOLN BRIGADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

September 8, 2004

LONG TIME, FIRST TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

THE QUALIFICATIONS QUESTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:40 PM

AMERICANS MAY NOT LIKE HIM, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:29 PM

SHOULD THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY BE A MAN'S FIRST EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

AS HE DIED TO MAKE MEN HOLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 AM

ALONG THE GAPING CHASM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 7, 2004

THE GANDER MUSTN'T WHINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 PM

MUST HE MAKE IT SO EASY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:14 PM

TRUE LIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

I PULL ZE STRING, I PULL ZE STRING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 AM

A NEW ONE FOR BULLFINCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM

WHAT DID I SIGN ON FOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

September 6, 2004

DUELING KERRY'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 PM

INITIAL IMPRESSIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

YOU KNOW CLINTON DIDN'T TELL HIM THIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

JUST KEEP TELLING THEM IT'S THE GREAT DEPRESSION ALL OVER AGAIN, WORKED FOR ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

September 5, 2004

BRING BACK TANK BOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 PM

PTSD FOLLIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 PM

THERE'S YOUR NEXT SWIFT BOAT AD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 PM

I WON'T LET THAT DRINAN OUT-LEFT ME EVER AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

ADVISORS NUMBER 2301 AND 2302 REPORTING FOR DUTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 PM

THE KERRY DOMESTIC AGENDA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM

MAN OVERBOARD! (via Frederik Jacobsen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:42 PM

A TALLER DUKAKIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

September 4, 2004

SIMPLIFY, SIMPLIFY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

GENIUS/LUNATIC/GENIUS/LUNATIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

THE BUTT OF THE JOKE OBJECTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

50-1:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

September 3, 2004

AN OBSTACLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 PM

PANIC MODE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:43 AM

September 2, 2004

THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS ALWAYS WRONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

BEEP, BEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

A JACKSONIAN PEOPLE WITH ONLY ONE JACKSONIAN PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

THE GLOBE TURNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

WHENEVER THE SENATOR ADDRESSES VETS WE BEAT THE DOG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

LOUD SILENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

September 1, 2004

THE CONDITIONAL COMMANDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

IS MY FLOPSWEAT SHOWING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 AM

MORE ADVISORS--THAT'S THE TICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

August 31, 2004

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 PM

PASS THE TORCH, CABANA BOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 PM

DANGIT, DIDN'T WE BURN THEM ALL?:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 2:15 PM

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST MEDAL (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM

RIDICULE AS A POLITICAL WEAPON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

August 30, 2004

LET 'ER RIP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 PM

IF IRAN TAKES THE DEAL DOES SENATOR EDWARDS GET 33%?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 PM

HIS STRONGEST TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

WHO CHOSE THE BATTLEFIELD? (via Monty):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

BUT ENOUGH FROM THE SWIFT BOAT VETS, LET'S HEAR FROM THE ANTI-WAR VETS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

GOOD ADVICE, JUST NOT FOR JOHN KERRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 29, 2004

HERE'S HOW THEY SPEND SEPTEMBER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 PM

DECLARING THE FREE-FIRE ZONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 PM

August 28, 2004

WHOPPER? IT'S A WHALER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE GEORGE SOROS'S MONEY OR A GOOD ISSUE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

THE KITCHEN SINK CABINET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

August 26, 2004

BOUGHT BROTHER (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM

LOWERING THE BOOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 AM

[BO]TOXIC POLITICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 AM

IT'S NOT THE LYING, IT'S THE SEARING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

SECOND FIDDLING WHILE ROME BURNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

August 25, 2004

ANY IDIOT CAN MAKE A MOCKUMENTARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

CIRCUS MAXIMUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM

THE LEOPARD AND ITS SPOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

HOW'D WE GET STUCK WITH THIS CLOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:47 PM

ONCE YOU START SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM

KIM JONG-IL LICKS HIS CHOPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 AM

GET THE GIMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

August 24, 2004

THE LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 PM

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T GET A PURPLE HEART FOR WOUNDING YOUR PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 PM

THE WOUNDS DON'T GET OLD IF THEY'RE LEFT TO FESTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:59 PM

"WHO IS THIS DESERTER TO QUESTION MY SERVICE?":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:07 PM

CONVICTED BY HIS OWN WORDS

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

August 23, 2004

ALL THEY WANT IS THE SAME DEAL HE GOT NORTH VIETNAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 PM

AID TO OUR ENEMIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

RACING FROM THE KITCHEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 22, 2004

SELF-INFLICTED WOUND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM

THE TAR BABY PUNCHES BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 PM

A VISIT FROM THE HATCHET MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

IT'S NOT THE 4.5 MONTHS, IT'S THE SUBSEQUENT 35 YEARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:27 PM

SELLING A '68 MODEL TO '04 BUYERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

DOES HE SEEM LIKE HE NEEDED ENCOURAGEMENT TO DO THIS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 21, 2004

WHICH CANDIDATE'S THE MORON AGAIN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

THEIR COMPARISON IS OVER APT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:00 PM

THE KERRY CAMPAIGN PEAKED AWHILE AGO, NOW IT'S MCPEAKED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

YAHTZEE!!!!!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 AM

EVEN BR'ER FOX FIGURED OUT WHEN HE'D BEEN CONNED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 20, 2004

AN UGLY FIRST IMPRESSION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 PM

IT'S NOT THE WAR RECORD, IT'S THE ANTI-WAR RECORD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 PM

REMIND US AGAIN WHY HOWARD DEAN WAS UNACCEPTABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 PM

STUCK IN '68:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:42 PM

SO THAT'S WHY HE WENT BALLISTIC ABOUT THE SWIFT VETS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 AM

IF NIXON COULD BE PRESIDENT IN '68, WHY COULDN'T LEHMAN BE SECRETARY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 AM

August 19, 2004

BURY HIM A FATHOM DEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 PM

SENATOR SWIVEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 AM

CAMBODIA IS THE EASY PART TO EXPLAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

August 18, 2004

WELL, IT WAS A BOSTON WHALER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 PM

IT'S JUST A DIFFERENCE ON GEOGRAPHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

THE UNREAL REALIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:38 PM

August 17, 2004

BLOOD IN THE WATER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 PM

MY WAR GOOD, YOUR WAR BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

JOINING THE CAST OF THOUSANDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:57 PM

KNOW HOW MANY FLOBIES YOU CAN BUY FOR $75? (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 16, 2004

I CUT MYSELF TODAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 PM

THESE GUYS ARE GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

SAME AS ON EVERY ISSUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:52 PM

August 15, 2004

YOU CAN TAKE THE CANDIDATE OUT OF MANCHURIA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM

UNHELPFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

August 13, 2004

THAT WAS FAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 PM

OVERSENSITIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

C'MON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

August 12, 2004

THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

STILL HO'S HO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

HELLHOUND ON HIS TRAIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

August 11, 2004

"DEEP" SEEMS UNNECESSARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

THE PERFECT STORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

I WAS FOR IT BEFORE I WAS AGAINST IT AND NOW I'M FOR IT AGAIN, GOT IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

August 10, 2004

BUFF FASTER, SHE CHIRPED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:01 PM

LIKE A DEER HUNTER IN THE HEADLIGHTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

SEARING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 PM

AIRBRUSHED LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:11 PM

THE SKIPPER TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

August 9, 2004

THEY PAY HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

THE KERRY PLAN: DEMOCRACY OR DEATH!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE CANADA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

THE ANTI-DEMOCRATIC DEMOCRAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

STUCK IN '68 CONTINUED

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

SISTER, MOTHER, SISTER, MOTHER....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

August 8, 2004

THERE GOES AUGUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:56 PM

WE NOMINATED A WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 AM

ANGKOR WHERE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

NOT READY FOR PRIME-TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

August 7, 2004

HUH? (via Steven W.)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 PM

EUROPE'S PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 PM

STUCK IN '68:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE, PUTTING HIMSELF ON THE DEFENSIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM

I SUPPORTED THE WAR BEFORE I OPPOSED IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

LET KERRY BE KERRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:54 PM

PROMISE THEM ANYTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 AM

THERE'S NEVER A BAD TIME TO REFIGHT THE WAR AGAINST THE VIETNAM WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

August 6, 2004

THE CW GELS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

August 5, 2004

CAN'T ANYBODY HERE PLAY THIS GAME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 PM

ANOTHER SELF-INFLICTED SHOT TO THE HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:00 PM

THE NIXONIAN CANDIDATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

THE DEAN DOUBLE DIPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:44 PM

KARL ROVE, SUPERGENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:40 PM

THE FRENCH VETO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:24 PM

I LOVE TO GO APANDERING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

OUCH!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

August 4, 2004

WHEN IT'S ELECTION TIME YOU LOCK THE LEFT IN THE ATTIC LIKE A CRAZY AUNT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 PM

PEROTISTAS? (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 PM

MIJ DROL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

WHAT % OF HIS CURRENT SUPPORTERS EVEN KNOW HE OPPOSED THE WAR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 PM

August 1, 2004

CREATURE OF CONGRESS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

NOT NIXON, CARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 AM

ENTITLEMENT PARTY (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

July 31, 2004

BABBLE ON BY BUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

RUNNING FROM WHAT YOU ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 AM

A GENTLEMAN'S "C" FROM THE DEAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

COCKTAIL PARTIES WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WERE A DEMOCRAT AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

NAMSTER DANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

July 30, 2004

THOUSANDS OF ADVISERS BUT NO FRIENDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 PM

MAYBE HE IS NIXON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 PM

LIKE A PTSD PSA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

July 29, 2004

THE YEAR THE SENATOR WON THE PENNANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:55 PM

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM MIKE TV?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:12 PM

HIS LAST DAY AS A SENATOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

July 28, 2004

WE NOMINATED WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 PM

SHOULDN'T THAT BE "KERRY'S ILLOGICAL SHUFFLE"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

March 20, 2004

TOO BAD HE'S FRENCH AND HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 PM