September 8, 2022
THE 58TH VARIETY OF OBTUSE:
July 14, 2016
February 14, 2015
HAS ANYONE WHO'S EVER SPOKEN TO CABANA BOY NOT WANTED TO PUNCH HIM?:
June 23, 2013
HOW YOU GONNA KEEP HIM IN THE CABANA...:
July 28, 2012
DO YOU SUPPOSE THE CABANA BOY EVEN KNOWS...:
May 11, 2011
HE JUST BARELY GAVE UP ON THE SANDINISTAS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 PM
July 25, 2010
THE CABANAS ARE BETTER IN RI:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:48 AM
June 21, 2010
WHEN AL GORE IS YOUR ROLE MODEL YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 AM
April 1, 2010
THEN AGAIN, SOME ARE FOOLS EVERY DAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:22 PM
January 3, 2010
CAN WE BAN HIM FROM ENTERING AMERICA?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:08 PM
July 10, 2009
THE UR VS. THE DEMOCRATS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:01 PM
April 22, 2009
JUST STAY IN THE CABANA, SON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:27 AM
December 4, 2008
WHICH TELLS YOU HOW W MANAGED TO GET RE-ELECTED DESPITE A WAR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:42 AM
November 20, 2008
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOW CABANA BOY SEES HIMSELF AND HOW OTHERS DO (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:34 PM
August 31, 2008
I'VE GOT IT! SHE'S A FAT, BALD, WASHINGTON INSIDER!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:41 AM
April 16, 2008
SOONER OR LATER THEY'LL FACE A 4TH OR 5TH STARTER....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:20 PM
January 10, 2008
OBAMACABANARAMA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:40 AM
September 19, 2007
THE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:37 PM
September 18, 2007
HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:45 AM
May 28, 2007
IT'S HIS JOB:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:36 AM
December 21, 2006
DON'T THEY EVER TIRE OF BEING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:28 PM
November 5, 2006
HASN'T HURT TERESA HEINZ:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:30 PM
LOCK THE CABANA AND THROW AWAY THE KEY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:06 PM
November 4, 2006
WHO'S THE SLOW LEARNER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:55 AM
November 1, 2006
UP RIVER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:24 PM
PRETEND YOU'RE A GROWN-UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:29 PM
I REGRET I CAN'T CAMPAIGN WITH HIM, BUT HE HAS BOTCHULISM (via Earl Sutherland):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:17 PM
SAFEST PREDICTION OF THE DAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:38 AM
October 31, 2006
CABANARAMA FILES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:48 PM
June 20, 2006
WHAT A TIME TO GO ALL DECISIVE ON US:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:50 PM
April 30, 2006
TUESDAY'S CHILD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:31 PM
April 7, 2006
ON NOT WANTING TO LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THE CABANA'S FOUNDATION (via Bryan Francoeur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:23 AM
April 5, 2006
THE VIEW FROM THE CABANA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:03 PM
March 6, 2006
THE RETROGRADE PARTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:15 AM
January 29, 2006
NOW IT'S OFFICIAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:20 PM
January 28, 2006
NO SERIOUS PERSON LEADS A WAR FROM SWITZERLND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:18 AM
January 26, 2006
UPPING THE '08 ANTE ON HILLARY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:19 PM
January 12, 2006
ISN'T CAUTIOUSLY A GIVEN?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:23 PM
November 15, 2005
LETTING W PICK YOUR LEADER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:42 PM
September 26, 2005
CABANARAMA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:51 PM
June 7, 2005
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A CABANA BOY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:57 AM
May 9, 2005
A COMEDIC MASTERPIECE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:27 AM
May 6, 2005
SO HE IS RUNNING AGAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:45 AM
April 29, 2005
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:51 AM
April 11, 2005
GO BUCKEYES!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:14 AM
March 21, 2005
IN MUCH THE SAME WAY WILLIAM CHESTER MINOR WAS AN OPTIMIST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:34 AM
March 5, 2005
BACK TO LUFFA DUTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:46 PM
February 21, 2005
WHO WOULD WATCH IT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:26 PM
February 20, 2005
HOW DO YOU SAY DIA DE LOS MUERTES IN FRENCH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:08 AM
February 14, 2005
PITY THE POOR CABANA BOY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:13 PM
February 6, 2005
THE TATTERDEMALION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:58 AM
January 31, 2005
ONLY CONSIDER THE CONTROVERSIAL IF I FAVOR IT (via John Resnick):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:10 PM
January 30, 2005
THANKS, OSAMA!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:31 PM
January 22, 2005
NEO-MCGOVERN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:35 PM
January 13, 2005
ASHES TO ASHES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:09 PM
January 8, 2005
COULDN'T GET IN TO SEE SADDAM, HUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 PM
January 6, 2005
ARE THERE ANY ENEMIES HE DOESN'T SUPPORT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:52 PM
December 5, 2004
BRIAN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:21 PM
November 29, 2004
SPEECH ISN'T FREE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:11 PM
November 17, 2004
HE SHOULD HAVE SHUT UP ABOUT '08:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 PM
November 16, 2004
THE I.Q. TEST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:20 AM
HE RAN ON COMPETENCE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:34 AM
November 10, 2004
COMES A FOLLOWER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:06 AM
November 6, 2004
FLEX WHAT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:55 AM
November 5, 2004
THE LAST BATTLE OF THE '60s:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:24 PM
LONG KNIVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:12 PM
November 4, 2004
JOHN F**** KERRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:24 PM
THE CLOSER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:15 AM
November 2, 2004
GUARANTEE HE RESIGNS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:24 AM
November 1, 2004
CABANA BOY VS. CATHOLICISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:05 AM
GREATNESS VS. MEEKNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:32 AM
October 30, 2004
AT LEAST HE'S NO JACK KENNEDY (via bboys):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:12 PM
DEATH BECOMES HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:31 PM
October 28, 2004
DEEP QAQA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:57 PM
W IS NO JOHN KENNEDY...SADDAM IS GONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:52 PM
JFK, THE ANTI-JFK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:38 AM
October 27, 2004
WELL, SWEATSHOPPING DOES BEAT OUTSOURCING THESE DAYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:06 PM
"YOU DO":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:57 AM
WESTMORELAND VS. ABRAMS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:51 AM
A REAL TIMES' SCOOP, THE FIRST POST-MORTEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:41 AM
October 26, 2004
WILL PUSHME-PULLYOUS GO FLIP-FLOP?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:15 PM
HE WATCHED THE LAST FEW INNINGS WITH ROSIE RUIZ (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:21 PM
THE THIRD WAY PRESIDENT VS. A FIFTH COLUMN SENATOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:24 AM
October 25, 2004
STICK TO SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:46 PM
WASN'T IT JUST A GENERIC POINT ABOUT HIM BEING A U.N. MAN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:17 AM
October 24, 2004
PICK A QUAGMIRE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:23 PM
THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:59 PM
OSAMA IS DEAD AND EUROPE DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD ITSELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 PM
IT STARTED WITH TAKING OUT NIXON...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 PM
HECK, THE SANDANISTAS WOULD OWN NEW MEXICO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:34 AM
UNINTELLIGIBLE ISN'T INTELLIGENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:22 AM
HELL HATH NO FURY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:05 AM
October 23, 2004
UNFORTUNATELY THE REST OF US HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 11/02 FOR IT TO END:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 PM
KERRY VOWS TO MAKE WAZIRISTAN RESEMBLE VIETNAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:06 PM
WHO NEXT? DAVID DUKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:39 AM
October 22, 2004
NO SINS, JUST GENES (via John Resnick)
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:07 PM
YOU CAN TAKE THE CABANA BOY OFF THE SOCCER PITCH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:58 PM
October 21, 2004
MCGOVERN LITE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:45 PM
FETCH THAT, GUNGA DIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:18 PM
SURVEY SAYS! FLIP!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:59 PM
REALITY KILLED PARODY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:31 AM
October 20, 2004
THE CONG, THE SANDANISTAS, ZARQAWI:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:45 PM
October 19, 2004
IT SELLS IN EUROPE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:09 PM
SASSO, SHRUM, AND PRAY FOR SPAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:05 PM
October 18, 2004
EVEN HIS SUPPORTERS THINK HE'S DANGEROUS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:56 PM
TIMES EXCLUSIVE--KERRY LOSES DEBATES!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:50 AM
October 17, 2004
READING THE WRITING ON THE WALL (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:25 PM
ANOTHER ENDORSEMENT FOR THE SENATOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:38 PM
October 16, 2004
WELL, HE DID HELP THE CONG AND THE SANDANISTAS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:30 PM
October 15, 2004
HOW LONG UNTIL SOMEONE WRITES THAT HE LOST THE DEBATE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:42 PM
YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:34 PM
EVEN THE KRAUTS THINK HE'S A JOKE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:43 PM
THE THIRD WAY VS. THE SECOND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:45 AM
October 14, 2004
PRO-PORPOISE, ANTI-HUMAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:22 PM
A NUANCED BALANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:55 AM
AND BY STATE I MEAN JUDGES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:50 AM
BEHIND FRANCE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:41 AM
SQUARING THE CIRCLE OF ANTI-LIFE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:10 AM
October 12, 2004
DO THE KERRY FOLKS REALLY THINK BOSTON BRAHMIN IS A POLITICAL VIRTUE?:
Posted by Matt Murphy at
2:02 PM
October 11, 2004
DO YOU SUPPOSE EVEN HE KNOWS WHAT HE BELIEVES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:01 PM
OOPS! I SAID THAT ALOUD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:58 PM
SENATOR KERRY'S PEERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:31 AM
October 10, 2004
THERE ARE AT LEAST AS MANY REASONS AS THERE ARE IRAQIS, AREN'T THERE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:32 PM
SADDAM FOUGHT THE LAW (AND UNDER PRESIDENT KERRY HE'D HAVE WON):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:23 PM
PINING FOR HOWDY DOODY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:55 PM
THE UNDOMESTIC DOMESTIC:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:08 AM
October 8, 2004
KERRY VS. SMITH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:51 AM
APPLIED BIOLOGY IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MORALITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:01 AM
October 7, 2004
REALPOLITIK ISN'T MORAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:49 PM
October 6, 2004
AWOL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:41 AM
October 3, 2004
I'VE GOT ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU (via Mike Daley)
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:48 AM
October 2, 2004
SUBMINIMAL COHERENCE (via Will Herzog):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:52 AM
DAN RATHER SAYS THE DOCUMENT'S UNIMPEACHABLE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:29 AM
October 1, 2004
DIZZYING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:48 PM
FEEL MICHAEL'S PAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:46 PM
THE SENATOR'S FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:16 AM
September 30, 2004
UH-OH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:03 PM
NO, I SAID ADD SOME OOMPH, NOT SOME OOMPA!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:59 PM
SMART MONEY SAYS A DEAN-LIKE SCREAM IS ONLY A WEEK OR TWO AWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:58 PM
LIKE GEORGE HAMILTON DOING A PUMICE STONE INFOMERCIAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:11 AM
DONNIE MOORE WAS A GOOD CLOSER TOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:56 AM
OOMPA LOOMPA ON A TIGHTROPE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
September 29, 2004
IT'S NOT JUST HIS OWN WIFE EMASCULATING HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:10 PM
SHE'LL BE CAMPAIGNING IN GUAM THIS NOVEMBER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:19 PM
SIX FOOT FOUR IS DEEP ENOUGH, STOP DIGGING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:36 AM
KERRY IN THE BALANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:31 AM
THERE'S NO BUBBA TO CARRY HIM HOME THIS TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
September 28, 2004
CAN HE AFFORD TO MAKE IT CLEAR HE'S GEORGE McGOVERN WITH HAIR? (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:41 PM
TALL MEN WON'T BE VOTING FOR HIM EITHER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:30 PM
JOKING ABOUT THE NOMINEE'S PTSD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:35 PM
RUNAWAY AMERICAN DREAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:16 PM
DO YOU, JOHN KERRY, ACCEPT THIS REGIME? (via Fred Jacobsen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:27 PM
A.B.B.'S FOR BUSH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:07 PM
September 27, 2004
A FEW FLIPS AGO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:25 PM
HOW'D HE EVER CATCH UP TO THE AMBULANCES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:51 PM
JOHN KERRY 2004--SUMMONING US ALL TO A GREATER PORPOISE (via John Resnick):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:52 PM
IT'S HIS M.O.:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:26 PM
THE COMMON TOUCH (via David Cohen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:03 PM
ABBIE HOFFMAN SHOULD HAVE LIVED TO SEE THIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:39 PM
September 26, 2004
WHAT'S THE REPUBLICAN ENRON?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:54 AM
NO AD CAMPAIGN CAN SELL AN EDSEL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:47 AM
NOT EVEN JUNIOR EXECUTIVE MATERIAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
September 25, 2004
THEIR DEWEY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:57 PM
THE UNDEAD CICERO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:19 PM
JUST MAKE SURE IT'S TRIGGER-LOCKED ON NOVEMBER 2ND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:55 PM
BEING UNBEARABLE AND THE LIGHTNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:47 PM
HOW COULD A TRUE AMERICAN?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:46 PM
HOW DO YOU TWIST "NO"?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:02 AM
September 24, 2004
SPADE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:50 AM
LOOKIN' FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:33 AM
DEMOCRATS VS. IRAQIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:00 AM
EVEN SCHOOL KIDS ARE RIDICULING HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:01 AM
I'M A LOSER, BABY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:33 AM
September 23, 2004
UNMANNING CABANA BOY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:41 PM
ZARQAWI'S AMERICAN MOUTHPIECE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:22 AM
COLLABORATORS ARE SELDOM POPULAR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:26 AM
September 22, 2004
THE STEEL TARIFFS!!!! DANGIT!!!!! STEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:37 PM
DID THE REPRESENTATIVE SWITCH PARTIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:05 PM
HOW'S THIS A WINNING STRATEGY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 PM
ONE MORE NOTCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 PM
REWRITING HISTORY TO COVER YOUR TRACKS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:08 AM
I DON'T CARE HOW FAR BEHIND I AM, WE'RE PUMPING MONEY INTO OHIO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:48 AM
September 21, 2004
NO WONDER THEY KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE PRESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:13 PM
HE'S NO AL GORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:54 PM
OTHER THAN BEING UNREALISTIC, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY PLAN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:14 PM
A STRANGER TO DISCIPLINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:05 PM
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:20 PM
STANDS WITH WOLVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:40 AM
September 20, 2004
TO KNOW HIM IS TO NOT LIKE HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 PM
HIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:32 AM
ACE OF BASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:25 AM
THE REACTIONARY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 AM
September 19, 2004
BACK TO 'NAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:09 PM
WHAT ISSUE ISN'T HE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:07 PM
MESSAGE--"WE'RE LOSING, I'LL QUIT":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:44 PM
HERE'S YOUR NEXT HIRE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:13 PM
WRONG HORSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:41 AM
LOBBYING FOR AL QAEDA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:11 AM
CSI--CAMBRIDGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:04 AM
September 18, 2004
IS HE RUNNING FOR EU COMMISSIONER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:25 PM
IF ELECTED I WILL GO TO TORA BORA (via Mike Daley):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 PM
WHIPLASH WILLE HELD CAPTIVE--DAY 32:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:17 AM
ALL THE RIDICULE THAT'S FIT TO PRINT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:29 AM
September 17, 2004
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, SENATOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:13 PM
THE METHOD TO HIS MEEKNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 PM
HAS HE EVER EVEN MET BILL CLINTON?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 PM
HE'S NEVER MET A DEMOCRATIC ASPIRATION HE'D SUPPORT (via Kevin Whited):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:47 PM
THE WRATH OF KHAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:15 PM
WHO DID HE THINK JOHN KERRY WAS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:31 AM
OBLIGATORY STALINIST REFERENCE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:42 AM
AID AND COMFORT (via Mike Daley):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:19 AM
September 16, 2004
ALL THEY KNOW IS NEGATIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:59 PM
WHO IS KERRY EDWARDS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:18 PM
SHE'S ROVE'S GREATEST TRICK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:11 AM
BETTER THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB THAN THE JUDAS GOAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:44 AM
BRING US THE HEAD OF WHIPLASH WILLIE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:35 AM
SAVE A DJ, VOTE FOR BUSH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:25 AM
WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THE EVENTS OF THIRTY YEARS AGO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:09 AM
WHO CAUSED THE STORM?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:40 AM
September 15, 2004
THE OTHER AMERICA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:11 PM
DIRECT, LIKE ED WOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:53 PM
HOW ABOUT HIRING JUST ONE GUY FOR WHOM IT'S NOT 9/10:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:30 PM
THE CHRONICLES OF RIDICULE (via Fred Jacobsen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:57 PM
CABANA BOY LIMBO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:43 PM
WHY CAN'T YOU FILTHY COMMONERS SEE WHAT I DO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:39 AM
IT TAKES A THIEF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:28 AM
CAN HE MOVE ON?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:23 AM
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 AM
September 14, 2004
THE 4,172nd ADVISOR SIGNS ON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:09 PM
THE BATTLE OF CABANA BOY'S CABANA BOYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:37 PM
IT'S NOT THE WAR, BUT THE ANTI-WAR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:24 PM
WHO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:10 PM
THE DUKE--TANNED, RESTED, READY, UNHELMETED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 PM
WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:07 PM
WHERE CAN WE HIDE PRETTY BOY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:27 AM
September 13, 2004
GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:14 PM
THE PROACTIVE PREZ VS. THE REACTIVE SENATOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 PM
THE FOLKS HE DIDN'T WANT ON HIS BOAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:55 AM
MORE LIKE A SOCCER TEAM? OUCH!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:47 AM
LIKE A DAN QUAYLE WITH NATURAL ENEMIES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:27 AM
September 12, 2004
ACT PRESIDENTIAL? HOW ABOUT ACTING HUMAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:19 PM
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:41 PM
WAS SHE PAYING ANY ATTENTION?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:36 PM
NO WONDER THEY KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE PRESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:23 PM
CAN THE SENATOR WEAR WHITE TO THE INNAUGURATION?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:23 AM
SUPER 8?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:01 AM
September 11, 2004
"EVERYTHING," HE DETAILED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:01 PM
NEGATIVE + NEGATIVE DOES NOT = POSITIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:36 PM
MAYBE SALLY FIELDS CAN PLAY HIM IN THE BIOPIC:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:54 AM
September 10, 2004
LESSON--DON'T DRAW A CONTRAST YOU AREN'T WILLING TO MAINTAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:17 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE A PLAN B?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:21 AM
TO PRESENT THE DETAILS DON'T YOU NEED A PROGRAM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:56 AM
September 9, 2004
REPORTING FOR DUTY TO WHOM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:09 AM
HE NEEDS A CUT MAN, NOT CARVILLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:01 AM
LATTER DAY LINCOLN BRIGADE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:06 AM
September 8, 2004
LONG TIME, FIRST TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:51 PM
THE QUALIFICATIONS QUESTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:40 PM
AMERICANS MAY NOT LIKE HIM, BUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:29 PM
SHOULD THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY BE A MAN'S FIRST EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:02 AM
AS HE DIED TO MAKE MEN HOLY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:10 AM
ALONG THE GAPING CHASM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
September 7, 2004
THE GANDER MUSTN'T WHINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:38 PM
MUST HE MAKE IT SO EASY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:14 PM
TRUE LIES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:21 PM
I PULL ZE STRING, I PULL ZE STRING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:56 AM
A NEW ONE FOR BULLFINCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:10 AM
WHAT DID I SIGN ON FOR?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 AM
September 6, 2004
DUELING KERRY'S:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:35 PM
INITIAL IMPRESSIONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:10 PM
YOU KNOW CLINTON DIDN'T TELL HIM THIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:59 PM
JUST KEEP TELLING THEM IT'S THE GREAT DEPRESSION ALL OVER AGAIN, WORKED FOR ME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:42 AM
September 5, 2004
BRING BACK TANK BOY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:23 PM
PTSD FOLLIES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:18 PM
THERE'S YOUR NEXT SWIFT BOAT AD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:07 PM
I WON'T LET THAT DRINAN OUT-LEFT ME EVER AGAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:02 PM
ADVISORS NUMBER 2301 AND 2302 REPORTING FOR DUTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:56 PM
THE KERRY DOMESTIC AGENDA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:00 PM
MAN OVERBOARD! (via Frederik Jacobsen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:42 PM
A TALLER DUKAKIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:19 AM
September 4, 2004
SIMPLIFY, SIMPLIFY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:36 PM
GENIUS/LUNATIC/GENIUS/LUNATIC:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:24 PM
THE BUTT OF THE JOKE OBJECTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:08 AM
50-1:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 AM
September 3, 2004
AN OBSTACLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:59 PM
PANIC MODE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:43 AM
September 2, 2004
THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS ALWAYS WRONG:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:42 PM
BEEP, BEEP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:21 PM
A JACKSONIAN PEOPLE WITH ONLY ONE JACKSONIAN PARTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:16 AM
THE GLOBE TURNS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:44 AM
WHENEVER THE SENATOR ADDRESSES VETS WE BEAT THE DOG:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:59 AM
LOUD SILENCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 AM
September 1, 2004
THE CONDITIONAL COMMANDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:29 PM
IS MY FLOPSWEAT SHOWING?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:32 AM
MORE ADVISORS--THAT'S THE TICKET:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:01 AM
August 31, 2004
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:44 PM
PASS THE TORCH, CABANA BOY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:14 PM
DANGIT, DIDN'T WE BURN THEM ALL?:
Posted by Matt Murphy at
2:15 PM
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST MEDAL (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:10 PM
RIDICULE AS A POLITICAL WEAPON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:00 AM
August 30, 2004
LET 'ER RIP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:50 PM
IF IRAN TAKES THE DEAL DOES SENATOR EDWARDS GET 33%?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:47 PM
HIS STRONGEST TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:28 PM
WHO CHOSE THE BATTLEFIELD? (via Monty):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:21 PM
BUT ENOUGH FROM THE SWIFT BOAT VETS, LET'S HEAR FROM THE ANTI-WAR VETS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:25 AM
GOOD ADVICE, JUST NOT FOR JOHN KERRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 29, 2004
HERE'S HOW THEY SPEND SEPTEMBER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:42 PM
DECLARING THE FREE-FIRE ZONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:54 PM
August 28, 2004
WHOPPER? IT'S A WHALER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:40 AM
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE GEORGE SOROS'S MONEY OR A GOOD ISSUE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
THE KITCHEN SINK CABINET:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:08 AM
August 26, 2004
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:15 PM
HUH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:48 AM
LOWERING THE BOOM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:12 AM
[BO]TOXIC POLITICS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:21 AM
IT'S NOT THE LYING, IT'S THE SEARING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:20 AM
SECOND FIDDLING WHILE ROME BURNS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:46 AM
August 25, 2004
ANY IDIOT CAN MAKE A MOCKUMENTARY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:24 PM
CIRCUS MAXIMUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:06 PM
THE LEOPARD AND ITS SPOTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:05 PM
HOW'D WE GET STUCK WITH THIS CLOWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:47 PM
ONCE YOU START SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:24 AM
KIM JONG-IL LICKS HIS CHOPS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:56 AM
GET THE GIMP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:56 AM
August 24, 2004
THE LAUGHINGSTOCK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:43 PM
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T GET A PURPLE HEART FOR WOUNDING YOUR PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRATIONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:37 PM
THE WOUNDS DON'T GET OLD IF THEY'RE LEFT TO FESTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:59 PM
"WHO IS THIS DESERTER TO QUESTION MY SERVICE?":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:07 PM
CONVICTED BY HIS OWN WORDS
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 AM
August 23, 2004
ALL THEY WANT IS THE SAME DEAL HE GOT NORTH VIETNAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:37 PM
AID TO OUR ENEMIES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:20 AM
RACING FROM THE KITCHEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 22, 2004
SELF-INFLICTED WOUND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:44 PM
THE TAR BABY PUNCHES BACK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:36 PM
A VISIT FROM THE HATCHET MAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:33 PM
IT'S NOT THE 4.5 MONTHS, IT'S THE SUBSEQUENT 35 YEARS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:27 PM
SELLING A '68 MODEL TO '04 BUYERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:04 AM
DOES HE SEEM LIKE HE NEEDED ENCOURAGEMENT TO DO THIS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 21, 2004
WHICH CANDIDATE'S THE MORON AGAIN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:36 PM
THEIR COMPARISON IS OVER APT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:00 PM
THE KERRY CAMPAIGN PEAKED AWHILE AGO, NOW IT'S MCPEAKED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:19 AM
YAHTZEE!!!!!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:05 AM
EVEN BR'ER FOX FIGURED OUT WHEN HE'D BEEN CONNED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 20, 2004
AN UGLY FIRST IMPRESSION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:07 PM
IT'S NOT THE WAR RECORD, IT'S THE ANTI-WAR RECORD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:00 PM
REMIND US AGAIN WHY HOWARD DEAN WAS UNACCEPTABLE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:47 PM
STUCK IN '68:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:42 PM
SO THAT'S WHY HE WENT BALLISTIC ABOUT THE SWIFT VETS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:34 AM
IF NIXON COULD BE PRESIDENT IN '68, WHY COULDN'T LEHMAN BE SECRETARY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:21 AM
August 19, 2004
BURY HIM A FATHOM DEEP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:40 PM
SENATOR SWIVEL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:50 AM
CAMBODIA IS THE EASY PART TO EXPLAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:22 AM
August 18, 2004
WELL, IT WAS A BOSTON WHALER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:20 PM
IT'S JUST A DIFFERENCE ON GEOGRAPHY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:25 PM
THE UNREAL REALIST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:38 PM
August 17, 2004
BLOOD IN THE WATER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:58 PM
MY WAR GOOD, YOUR WAR BAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:08 PM
JOINING THE CAST OF THOUSANDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:57 PM
KNOW HOW MANY FLOBIES YOU CAN BUY FOR $75? (via Mike Daley):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
August 16, 2004
I CUT MYSELF TODAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:07 PM
THESE GUYS ARE GOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:05 PM
SAME AS ON EVERY ISSUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:52 PM
August 15, 2004
YOU CAN TAKE THE CANDIDATE OUT OF MANCHURIA...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:19 PM
UNHELPFUL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:46 PM
August 13, 2004
THAT WAS FAST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:20 PM
OVERSENSITIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:20 AM
C'MON...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:04 AM
August 12, 2004
THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:59 PM
STILL HO'S HO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:08 AM
HELLHOUND ON HIS TRAIL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 AM
August 11, 2004
"DEEP" SEEMS UNNECESSARY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 PM
THE PERFECT STORM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:37 AM
I WAS FOR IT BEFORE I WAS AGAINST IT AND NOW I'M FOR IT AGAIN, GOT IT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:24 AM
August 10, 2004
BUFF FASTER, SHE CHIRPED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:01 PM
LIKE A DEER HUNTER IN THE HEADLIGHTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:49 PM
SEARING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:42 PM
AIRBRUSHED LIFE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:11 PM
THE SKIPPER TOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:17 AM
August 9, 2004
THEY PAY HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:36 PM
THE KERRY PLAN: DEMOCRACY OR DEATH!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:04 PM
WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE CANADA?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:14 AM
THE ANTI-DEMOCRATIC DEMOCRAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 AM
STUCK IN '68 CONTINUED
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:24 AM
SISTER, MOTHER, SISTER, MOTHER....
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:14 AM
August 8, 2004
THERE GOES AUGUST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:56 PM
WE NOMINATED A WHAT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:16 AM
ANGKOR WHERE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:19 AM
NOT READY FOR PRIME-TIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 AM
August 7, 2004
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:40 PM
EUROPE'S PRESIDENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:23 PM
STUCK IN '68:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 PM
GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE, PUTTING HIMSELF ON THE DEFENSIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:04 PM
I SUPPORTED THE WAR BEFORE I OPPOSED IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:33 PM
LET KERRY BE KERRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:54 PM
PROMISE THEM ANYTHING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:08 AM
THERE'S NEVER A BAD TIME TO REFIGHT THE WAR AGAINST THE VIETNAM WAR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:03 AM
August 6, 2004
THE CW GELS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:53 AM
August 5, 2004
CAN'T ANYBODY HERE PLAY THIS GAME?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:47 PM
ANOTHER SELF-INFLICTED SHOT TO THE HEAD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:00 PM
THE NIXONIAN CANDIDATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:51 PM
THE DEAN DOUBLE DIPS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:44 PM
KARL ROVE, SUPERGENIUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:40 PM
THE FRENCH VETO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:24 PM
I LOVE TO GO APANDERING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:38 AM
OUCH!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:16 AM
August 4, 2004
WHEN IT'S ELECTION TIME YOU LOCK THE LEFT IN THE ATTIC LIKE A CRAZY AUNT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:32 PM
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:04 PM
MIJ DROL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:21 PM
WHAT % OF HIS CURRENT SUPPORTERS EVEN KNOW HE OPPOSED THE WAR?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:12 PM
August 1, 2004
CREATURE OF CONGRESS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:35 AM
NOT NIXON, CARTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:50 AM
ENTITLEMENT PARTY (via Mike Daley):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:35 AM
July 31, 2004
BABBLE ON BY BUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:48 AM
RUNNING FROM WHAT YOU ARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:56 AM
A GENTLEMAN'S "C" FROM THE DEAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:27 AM
COCKTAIL PARTIES WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WERE A DEMOCRAT AGAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:12 AM
NAMSTER DANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:59 AM
July 30, 2004
THOUSANDS OF ADVISERS BUT NO FRIENDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:31 PM
MAYBE HE IS NIXON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:13 PM
LIKE A PTSD PSA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
July 29, 2004
THE YEAR THE SENATOR WON THE PENNANT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:55 PM
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM MIKE TV?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:12 PM
HIS LAST DAY AS A SENATOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:30 PM
July 28, 2004
WE NOMINATED WHO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:12 PM
SHOULDN'T THAT BE "KERRY'S ILLOGICAL SHUFFLE"?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:20 PM
March 20, 2004
TOO BAD HE'S FRENCH AND HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:44 PM