November 29, 2020
IT WAS DECIDED ON 11/09/16:
November 20, 2020
THE SIX MILLION VOTE MAN:
November 19, 2020
November 15, 2020
THEY AREN'T OLD WHITE MEN:
November 13, 2020
November 11, 2020
November 8, 2020
GIVEN THAT JOE RAN ABOUT AS FAR AHEAD OF HOUSE DEMOCRATS AS HE DID DONALD...:
November 7, 2020
AS WITH HIS CASINO OWNERSHIP, ALL DONALD DID WAS DOUBLE HIS LOSSES:
November 6, 2020
HILLARY WOULD HAVE WON TOO:
REPUBLICANS WON, SO DONALD LOST:
IF A FAST COUNT MATTERED, INAUGURATION WOULD BE NEXT WEEK:
November 5, 2020
NEVER-AGAIN-TRUMP VOTERS DETERMINED THE ELECTION:
PRAYING FOR THE CLINTON/OBAMA YEARS:
November 4, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IT'S NEARLY WORTH NOT HAVING A MASSIVE REPUDIATION...:
IT'S A SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE:
November 3, 2020
October 30, 2020
October 29, 2020
WE'VE NEVER LIKED THE HESSIANS:
GET READY FOR PUB TRIVIA:
October 26, 2020
AND CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS OUTPOLLED DONALD IN '16:
October 25, 2020
ENDORSING THE REPUBLICAN:
October 24, 2020
IT'S JUST A FUNCTION OF DONALD:
October 23, 2020
AND A BIDEN IN THE WOODS...:
DONALD IS A FUNCTION OF HILLARY:
October 22, 2020
October 21, 2020
DONALD'S BEAUTIFUL ALAMO:
October 19, 2020
MIGHT REQUIRE MORE THAN HATING BLACK WOMEN?:
October 18, 2020
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?:
IN CASE YOU THOUGHT BEN SASSE HAD GROWN A SPINE:
October 13, 2020
October 12, 2020
BEGINNING TO LOOK ALOT LIKE '80:
YEAH, BUT NONE OF THEM GOT TO RUN AGAINST DONALD:
October 11, 2020
SO THE INTERNALS SHOW THEY'RE LOST ALREADY:
42% IS THE ORANGE CEILING:
October 10, 2020
ANOTHER STATE WHERE DOWN-TICKET CAN'T SAVE DONALD:
October 9, 2020
ONLY THE DOWN-BALLOT RACES SAVED HIM IN 2016:
THE ORANGE CEILING IS 42%:
October 7, 2020
AND THINGS HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN UGLY FOR LINDSEY YET:
42% WAS ALWAYS THE CEILING:
October 6, 2020
THERE MIGHT BE FEWER OLD WHITE MEN THAN DONALD NEEDS:
TAKING THE WHOLE PARTY WITH HIM:
October 5, 2020
October 4, 2020
YEAH, BUT....HER EMAILS!:
October 1, 2020
OTHER THAN THAT, HOW DID YOU ENJOY THE SHOW, MR. TRUMP?:
CONFIRM HER TODAY AND SUPPRESS DONALD'S TURNOUT:
September 30, 2020
WHEN EVEN RASMUSSEN CAN'T PRETEND:
September 29, 2020
HE SHOULDN'T BE DEBATING EITHER:
September 28, 2020
JUST TESTING THE ORANGE FLOOR:
September 27, 2020
BEING ESCORTED TO THE DOOR:
THE ELECTION WAS DECIDED IN NOVEMBER 2016:
September 26, 2020
GOT HIM OVER A CRACKER BARREL:
September 25, 2020
DO THE FIRST THEN SKIP THE REST:
September 24, 2020
DON'T EXPECT THE TRUMPBOTS TO GET LESS FRANTIC:
September 23, 2020
THERE ARE A "MILLION REASONS" HE'S IN TROUBLE:
September 21, 2020
September 20, 2020
September 19, 2020
September 16, 2020
"BUT GOING FULL TRUMPIST WAS SUPPOSED TO INSULATE ME!":
September 15, 2020
September 14, 2020
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, THE POGROM'S OVER...:
September 13, 2020
THIS JUST IN!: "HILLARY ON BALLOT":
September 12, 2020
THE ORANGE CEILING HAS ALWAYS BEEN 42%:
September 11, 2020
START FITTING THE DRAPES:
September 10, 2020
STARRING DONALD AS COLONEL TRAVIS:
September 9, 2020
September 8, 2020
THE MOST IMPORTANT TAKEAWAY FROM 2016...:
September 6, 2020
September 5, 2020
THE REPUBLICAN IN THE RACE:
TEXAS IS THE SWING STATE:
September 3, 2020
IT'S A rEPUBLICAN AND REPUBLICAN OBLIGATION:
September 2, 2020
STILL NOT RACIST ENOUGH, DONALD:
August 31, 2020
THEY SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN:
August 30, 2020
HE'S LUCKY NO ONE ELSE WAS WATCHING:
August 28, 2020
August 26, 2020
AND THE REST OF THE TICKET CARRIED HIM IN 2016:
August 25, 2020
THE OPPOSITE OF COMPETENT:
August 22, 2020
August 21, 2020
CHILDREN OF LIGHT VS CHILDREN OF DARKNESS:
August 20, 2020
THE ORANGE CEILING IS 42%:
August 18, 2020
August 16, 2020
IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE DEATH STAR (profanity alert):
August 15, 2020
BECAUSE HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:
WE KNOW THE ORANGE CEILING IS 42%; WHAT'S THE FLOOR?:
YEAH, BUT THE REAL ONES ARE GOING TO GET DONALD TO 4% OF THE BLACK VOTE!:
August 13, 2020
August 12, 2020
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
ALL HE CAN DO IS GET DONALD DOWN TO 1%:
SHOULD HAVE PICKED A GOVERNOR, BUT...:
DONALD REALLY SUCKS AT THIS WITHOUT HELP FROM WIKILEAKS & COMEY:
WAIT, THERE'S A COST TO SELLING DONALD YOUR SOUL?:
August 11, 2020
TO BE FAIR, DONALD ISN'T A REPUBLICAN:
EFFECTIVELY STEALING THE LAW & ORDER ARGUMENT:
August 10, 2020
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT WINNING:
August 9, 2020
August 8, 2020
August 7, 2020
August 6, 2020
THE DISASTER WAS NOVEMBER 2016:
THE rIGHT HAS NOT EVEN STARTED TO GET HYSTERICAL YET:
August 5, 2020
THERE'S A REASON TEST HIS COGNITIVE FUNCTION, NOT JOE'S:
August 3, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 2, 2020
AND HATE IS ALL DONALD OFFERS:
July 31, 2020
JUST GIVE THEM EACH AN HOUR OF NETWORK TIME TO MAKE THEIR CASE:
HEY, MIKE, LET ME BORROW THAT HELMET?:
July 30, 2020
THE WHITE NATIONALIST IS GOING TO NEED A LOT MORE WHITE FLAGS:
July 29, 2020
THE STRUGGLE TO HOLD TX WILL COST THE GOP EVERYWHERE ELSE:
July 28, 2020
July 27, 2020
IT'S OUR PARTY, NOT DONALD'S:
July 25, 2020
STAY IN THE BASEMENT AND DITCH THE DEBATES:
THE OPPORTUNITIES END WHEN JOE TAKES THE OATH:
July 20, 2020
WE WON'T LIVE IN THE CONFEDERACY MUCH LONGER:
July 18, 2020
IN 1980, DEMOCRATS THOUGHT THERE WAS SUCH A THING AS SAFE SENATE SEATS:
WE ALWAYS BLOW UP THE DEATH STAR:
July 17, 2020
BRING BACK MITCH'S BLOODHOUNDS...:
ONE LAST UNION FIGHT AGAINST THE CONFEDERATES:
HER HUSBAND IS CERTAINLY EARNING HIS MONEY:
July 16, 2020
THE BOOGALOO BOYS ARE NOT A WELL REGULATED MILITIA:
July 15, 2020
DANG, RAMPING UP THE RACISM SEEMED SURE TO SAVE HIM....:
July 14, 2020
AS ALWAYS WITH SUCH PLANS, TOO CONSERVATIVE TO BE MEANINGFUL:
AMERICA HAS HAD ITS TASTE OF NATIONALISM AND WE HATE IT:
July 13, 2020
July 12, 2020
STARTING TO GET EXISTENTIAL:
July 11, 2020
YOU CAN'T GET HERE FROM THERE:
July 10, 2020
TAKING THE PARTY DOWN WITH HIM:
THE rIGHT THINKS SWEDEN SUCCEEDED:
HIS NEW CAMPAIGN THEME SONG, "ALL-TIME LOW":
July 9, 2020
REASON ENOUGH TO VOTE JOE:
July 8, 2020
BUT TAMMY WAS BORN IN THAILAND!:
July 7, 2020
July 6, 2020
GIVE DONALD CREDIT ON THIS ONE...:
BAD ENOUGH HIDING IN THE BUNKER, BUT LOSING ARCHIE BUNKER?:
July 5, 2020
THAT GIANT SUCKING SOUND...:
ENJOY THE JUDGES...WHILE THEY LAST...:
July 2, 2020
July 1, 2020
IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED GETTING BAD YET:
June 30, 2020
June 28, 2020
McGOVERN, DUKAKIS, DONALD...:
June 26, 2020
June 25, 2020
THE ELECTION IS JUST A REARGUARD ACTION BY THE GOP IN TX:
June 24, 2020
42% IS THE ORANGE CEILING:
June 23, 2020
June 21, 2020
NOTHING LESS THAN WE DESERVE...:
June 18, 2020
June 17, 2020
AND THE BASE IS ABOUT 20%:
June 16, 2020
TOTALLY NOT A DEATH [STAR] CULT:
June 15, 2020
June 10, 2020
NOPE; IT'S EVEN MORE POLITICAL THAN THAT:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
June 9, 2020
HOW THE ANTI-NEVER-TRUMPERS GAVE US ENDLESS DEMOCRATIC JUDGES:
WELL, IT IS LESS OF A WASTE...
June 8, 2020
NOT DONALD IS NOT ENOUGH:
THE ORANGE CEILING IS 42%:
June 7, 2020
A GOOD FIRST STEP, BUT....:
June 5, 2020
June 4, 2020
OUR NEXT REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
June 3, 2020
STEP ASIDE, DONALD, AMERICA'S COMING:
June 2, 2020
42% WAS THE CEILING; THE FLOOR IS 20:
May 31, 2020
JANUARY CAN'T COME QUICK ENOUGH:
May 30, 2020
HILLARY IS THE ONLY PERSON HE COULD LOSE TO BE JUST 3 MILLION VOTES:
May 29, 2020
NO ONE DESERVES TO LOSE HIS SEAT MORE:
May 28, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
May 27, 2020
WHEN EVEN RASMUSSEN CAN'T FLUFF HIM UP:
May 26, 2020
IT'S ALMOST LIKE HATING LATINOS ISN'T A WINNING AGENDA:
May 25, 2020
NO ONE'S GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR:
May 23, 2020
DONALD'S ELECTION WAS ENTIRELY A FUNCTION OF HILLARY:
May 22, 2020
NO AMOUNT OF PRAYER WILL SAVE HIM:
HE'S SEEN THE INTERNAL POLLS:
DEMOCRATS WILL BE CLOSER TO 60 THAN 50:
THE TRUMPBOTS HAVE BARELY BEGUN TO COME UNHINGED:
May 20, 2020
HE WAS NEVER LIKELY TO HIT THE ORANGE CEILING:
May 18, 2020
DONALD IS TAKING THE PARTY DOWN WITH HIM...:
May 15, 2020
FRED DIDN'T GIVE DONNIE THAT MUCH:
MAYBE COVID WILL CURE HIS HANDSINESS:
May 13, 2020
ABSENT THE HILLARY FLUKE:
May 12, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
May 10, 2020
May 9, 2020
SADLY, DONALD WILL LOSE BY TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO OVERCOME:
May 8, 2020
May 6, 2020
EXCEPT FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON:
AND THE TOP OF THE TICKET'S AN ANCHOR:
May 5, 2020
FOR THE NON-RACISTS WHO VOTED DONALD...:
May 4, 2020
WHEN YOU WRAP YOURSELF IN DONALD LIKE A SUICIDE VEST:
May 3, 2020
IF YOUR JUSTIFICATION FOR VOTING DONALD WAS 4 YEARS OF JUDGES...:
SOCIOPATH DISTANCING IN EFFECT:
May 2, 2020
RIGHT AFTER HE CALLED FOR THE ARCHIVES TO RELEASE SENATE RECORDS...:
May 1, 2020
April 29, 2020
SOW THE WINDBAG, REAP THE WHIRLWIND:
April 27, 2020
AND ALL THE GOP $ WILL NEED TO GO TO TX:
April 26, 2020
NEVER GET BETWEEN THELMA AND THE CLIFF:
DONALD, LAST OF HIS TRIBE:
April 24, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
April 23, 2020
FL IS IN THE BAG; TX IS THE BATTLEGROUND:
April 22, 2020
GIVEN HOW UNPOPULAR THE TOP OF THE TICKET IS...:
April 21, 2020
WELL, HE IS TRYING TO KILL THEM:
April 20, 2020
THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY UNDECIDED:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
April 19, 2020
April 16, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
April 15, 2020
A BALLOT WITHOUT HILLARY OR MAVERICK:
April 14, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
WIT'LL TX IS WITHIN THE MARGIN OF ERROR:
THE BLAXODUS IS EXTREMELY WELL HIDDEN:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
April 13, 2020
DUDE, NO ONE NEEDS YOU TO TELL US:
April 12, 2020
April 10, 2020
April 8, 2020
April 6, 2020
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, THE POGROM'S OVER:
April 3, 2020
April 2, 2020
RALLYING AROUND THE STATE FLAG:
April 1, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
March 30, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
March 28, 2020
AND MAKE BARRY THE WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL:
March 27, 2020
March 26, 2020
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE ABSENCE OF HILLARY:
March 18, 2020
March 17, 2020
March 16, 2020
HAVING LEARNED NOTHING FROM TANKING MAVERICK:
March 15, 2020
WHEN THE CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST:
March 13, 2020
YOU ONLY GET TO RUN AGAINST HILLARY ONCE:
March 12, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
March 11, 2020
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
HAPPILY, THE rIGHT MISREAD 2016 IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY:
IT'S NOT A pROGRESSIVE PARTY:
March 10, 2020
"HE FIGHTS" (profanity alert):
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
March 9, 2020
March 8, 2020
THE DRUBBING OUR DALLIANCE WITH RACISM HAS EARNED US:
HAVEN'T ANY OF THEM HEARD ABOUT THE BLAXODUS?:
March 7, 2020
March 6, 2020
March 5, 2020
HE WAS DONALD BEFORE IT WAS COOL:
IT'S NOT A PROGRESSIVE PARTY:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 4, 2020
LAYING THE LEFT/RIGHT LOW:
WE STILL HAVE OLD UNEDUCATED WHITE MEN!:
NOT JOINING THE HE-MAN WOMAN-HATERS CLUB?:
SO MUCH FOR DELUSIONS OF BLAXODUS:
JOE CLAIMS ANOTHER SCALP:
March 3, 2020
SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE MELTDOWN:
February 28, 2020
AND THIS IS DONALD AT HIS PEAK:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
February 27, 2020
February 25, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
February 24, 2020
WHEN FACED WITH A CHOICE OF SOCIALISTS, REJECT THE NATIONALIST SOCIALIST:
February 22, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
February 20, 2020
CO-CONSPIRATOR IS A BAD LOOK:
CO-CONSPIRATOR IS A BAD LOOK:
February 19, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
February 18, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
February 15, 2020
ALL THE POPULAR KIDS OPPOSE DONALD:
February 13, 2020
WHEN YOU HAVE TO SOOTHE YOUR CANDIDATES INSECURITIES:
February 12, 2020
BLOOMBERG SHOULD HAVE RUN AS A REPUBLICAN:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
IT'S NOT A PROGRESSIVE PARTY:
February 11, 2020
AS BILL MURRAY ONCE SAID OF THE METS...:
ENDING THE RATIONALE FOR HIS CANDIDACY:
February 10, 2020
FIRST BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER:
ALL THEIR MOST RADICAL POLICIES ARE POPULAR:
February 9, 2020
PLUS, HE'LL BRING OUT THE WORST IN DONALD:
IT'S PRETTY EASY TO RUN AS THE CONSERVATIVE AGAINST DONALD:
THERE'S NOTHING MORE TYPICAL OF THE lEFT...:
February 7, 2020
SHE IS DONALD (PROFANITY ALERT):
February 6, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
February 4, 2020
February 3, 2020
WILL ANYBODY BESIDES BERNIE GET 15%?:
February 1, 2020
January 31, 2020
January 30, 2020
January 29, 2020
THAT ADDS A STROKE TO HIS HANDICAP:
January 28, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED (profanity alert):
January 27, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
January 26, 2020
January 23, 2020
January 22, 2020
January 16, 2020
THEIR NOMINEE DOESN'T MATTER:
January 13, 2020
TAKING "NEVER AGAIN" SERIOUSLY:
WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE SHAPE OF THE 2020 VOTE:
January 9, 2020
January 8, 2020
BUT DEMOCRATS AREN'T RUNNING A CONSERVATIVE SOUTHERN GOVERNOR:
January 7, 2020
HEADED FOR THE DRUBBING OUR PARTY HAS EARNED ITSELF:
January 6, 2020
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
December 31, 2019
DARN, THE TWO-FER WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN:
WHO'S WILLING TO GO DOWN WITH DONALD?:
December 30, 2019
BLAXODUS COMES FOR PHAROAH:
December 28, 2019
DONALD IS ENDANGERED TO EXACTLY THE DEGREE MITCH IS AT RISK:
December 27, 2019
December 26, 2019
THE ONLY OUTSTANDING QUESTION...:
THEIR MOST RADICAL IDEAS HAVE HUGE PUBLIC SUPPORT:
December 22, 2019
AMERICA IS THE RESISTANCE:
ALL THEIR MOST RADICAL PROPOSALS ARE EXTREMELY POPULAR:
December 20, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
December 19, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
December 18, 2019
December 15, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
December 12, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
GREAT, A CHOICE OF NATIONALIST SOCIALISTS:
December 11, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
December 10, 2019
GENERIC DEMOCRATS WOULD SCORE EVEN HIGHER, AS WILL THE NOMINEE:
December 8, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
December 7, 2019
NOTHING THE MATTER WITH KANSAS?:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
December 5, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
JOE IS THE BLACK CANDIDATE:
December 4, 2019
SO, "THE ERSATZ MICHELLE" IS NOT A MESSAGE?:
AN ELECTION ONLY HILLARY COULD LOSE:
December 3, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
IT'S NOT A pROGRESSIVE PARTY:
November 28, 2019
OUR TWO rEPUBLICAN PARTIES:
A NATION TURNS ITS LONELY EYES TO mURPH:
November 27, 2019
OUR TWO rEPUBLICAN PARTIES:
November 26, 2019
November 24, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
November 21, 2019
AND MANY WHO OPPOSE IT PREFER OUTRIGHT NATIONAL HEALTH:
November 19, 2019
WHICH IS WHY MITCH WILL REMOVE HIM:
November 17, 2019
WHICH IS WHY THE GOP WILL SUPPORT HIS REMOVAL:
November 16, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
November 15, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
November 14, 2019
HE'S A WHITER MITT ROMNEY:
November 13, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
November 12, 2019
AND THE ONLY THING HE HAS GOING FOR HIM IS THE OBAMACONOMY:
November 10, 2019
JIMMY CARTER COULD FINALLY GET THAT SECOND TERM:
November 6, 2019
November 5, 2019
November 2, 2019
DURHAM/BARR WILL SAVE HIM!:
November 1, 2019
October 30, 2019
WHY THE SENATE WILL REMOVE HIM:
October 28, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
October 22, 2019
NO ONE IS ROOTING FOR IMPEACHMENT HARDER THAN MIKE:
October 21, 2019
ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS TRUMPBOT DELUSIONS:
October 20, 2019
WHY MITCH WILL REMOVE HIM:
October 18, 2019
BEING ATTACKED BY DONALD IS A WINDFALL:
THERE'S A REASON DONALD WANTED HER IN THE CABINET:
AND TAKING THE PARTY DOWN WITH HIM:
October 17, 2019
AND TAKING THE PARTY WITH HIM:
October 16, 2019
IT'S NOT A PROGRESSIVE PARTY:
October 15, 2019
October 14, 2019
SURELY ATTACKING ELIZABETH WARREN'S MOTHERHOOD WILL HELP!:
October 12, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
October 10, 2019
THEY COULD NOMINATE MAXINE:
October 9, 2019
October 6, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
October 4, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
September 29, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
September 27, 2019
September 25, 2019
HE DOESN'T GET TO RUN AGAINST HILLARY THIS TIME:
IT'S NOT A pROGRESSIVE PARTY:
IDEALLY SITUATED TO PRIMARY PRESIDENT PENCE:
September 24, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
September 23, 2019
BUT, RACISM SEEMED SO APPEALING...:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
September 22, 2019
IT'S NOT A PROGRESSIVE PARTY:
September 19, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
September 18, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
September 17, 2019
OF COURSE, BACK THEN THEY WERE SUGAR POPS:
September 15, 2019
DID NO ONE WATCH THE WIRE?:
September 13, 2019
THE ONLY ONE TO ESCAPE UNTAINTED:
September 12, 2019
September 11, 2019
IF THEY CAN ALL BEAT HIM, WHAT'S JOE'S PITCH?:
September 10, 2019
CAN'T OUT-CULT THE TRUMPBOTS:
September 9, 2019
THERE IS NO BAD REASON TO REMOVE HIM:
September 8, 2019
THE FATAL FLAW OF DONALD'S 2020 CAMPAIGN...:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
September 7, 2019
September 6, 2019
THE HIGH COST OF THE HATE FEST:
September 5, 2019
HE'S RUNNING AGAINST THE UR THIS TIME, NOT HILLARY:
September 4, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
September 3, 2019
September 1, 2019
August 29, 2019
August 28, 2019
AMERICA WANTS TO BE BORED AGAIN:
IT'S ALWAYS FUN THE WAY OUTLIERS CRUSH THE LABILE:
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
HOW DONALD TAKES THE SENATE DOWN WITH HIM:
THIS IS THE ONLY THREAT TO UNCLE JOE, UNIVERSAL ELECTABILITY:
August 27, 2019
THE NOMINEE DOESN'T MATTER:
THE LEFT CAN'T EVEN GET TO 40% IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY:
AND THAT WHILE HE'S RIDING THE OBAMACONOMY:
REASSURANCE 50%+, LEFT 35%:
August 25, 2019
NAH, SHE'S AIMING HIGHER:
August 22, 2019
IN FAIRNESS, 20% OF AMERICANS ARE EXCITED BY DONALD:
August 20, 2019
DONALD LEADS THE PARTY INTO THE WILDERNESS:
August 18, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
August 15, 2019
THE FRANCHISE IMPOSES OBLIGATIONS:
DON'T BLAME HAMPSHIREMEN; WE VOTED AGAINST HIM:
WHEN THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE ISN'T THAT REASSURING::
August 14, 2019
BATTLE OF THE ALZHEIMER PATIENTS:
August 13, 2019
August 11, 2019
THE HILLARY RODEO LIVES!:
HOW ABOUT NOMINATING SOMEONE CLOSER TO 50 THAN TO 80?:
August 10, 2019
SNOWFLAKE ALERT--BIDEN STATES FACT:
August 9, 2019
DEBACLES ALL THE WAY DOWN:
August 7, 2019
THE WINNING PLATFORM FOR 2020:
August 3, 2019
August 2, 2019
ONLY NIKKI GOT OUT ALIVE:
THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE:
TOO DECENT FOR DONALD'S PARTY:
August 1, 2019
HE WAS A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
July 31, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
July 30, 2019
IN FAIRNESS TO THE GOP...:
HE DOESN'T GET TO RUN AGAINST HILLARY AGAIN:
NOTHING FIRES UP THE TRUMPBOTS LIKE RACE AND CORRUPTION:
July 29, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
July 27, 2019
July 26, 2019
THE PARTY OF OLD WHITE MEN:
July 25, 2019
THE ONLY BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
AND ONLY HE CAN SLOW THE OBAMACONOMY:
July 23, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 21, 2019
ALL OF THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
YOU TAKE THE GROWING STATES; WE'LL TAKE THE DYING ONES:
July 20, 2019
THE ONLY BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
July 19, 2019
July 16, 2019
July 15, 2019
July 13, 2019
July 12, 2019
ONLY MICHELLE TICKS ALL THREE BOXES:
July 2, 2019
UH-OH, TUCKER AGREED TO RUN...:
July 1, 2019
June 30, 2019
WITH NO ONE RUNNING WHO TICKS ALL THREE BOXES...:
WHY SHOULD OUR GUY BE THE ONLY LAUGHINGSTOCK:
June 28, 2019
THE MORE THEY ATTACK HIM THE BETTER HE LOOKS:
June 25, 2019
HOW MUCH OF IT IS JUST NAME RECOGNITION?:
June 23, 2019
June 21, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
June 20, 2019
DONALD WILL CARRY AL TOO:
FLATLANDERS NEED NOT APPLY:
IF THE BRAND HAD VALUE DONALD WOULDN'T BE A SERIAL BANKRUPT:
June 19, 2019
DEMOCRATS DON'T EVEN NEED A VOTE SUPPRESSION OPERATION:
June 18, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
June 17, 2019
ONLY THE RED STATES ARE BATTLEGROUNDS:
June 16, 2019
HELP ME OBI RASMUSSEN, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE:
IF I CAN'T SEE THEM, THEY CAN'T SEE ME...IF I CAN'T SEE THEM...:
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
June 14, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
AND THOSE ARE THE SYCOPHANTS:
June 13, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
June 12, 2019
ALL OF THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
LEAVING NO TRACE BEHIND HIM:
June 11, 2019
TRUMPWORLD REQUIRES DENYING REALITY:
June 10, 2019
YOU KNOW YOU'RE HATED WHEN...:
June 7, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
June 6, 2019
IF HAMPSHIREMEN AREN'T A MATCH FOR THE DEVIL...:
ALL OF THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
June 5, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
ATTACKS FROM THE lEFT ONLY HELP HIM:
June 3, 2019
June 2, 2019
THERE'S ONE BIG WINNER FROM THIS CATTLE SHOW...:
June 1, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
May 28, 2019
May 23, 2019
IT'S NOT THAT NATIVISM WAS NEVER TRIED...:
May 22, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
NOT THAT THEY'RE WRONG...:
May 21, 2019
May 19, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEFIELDS ARE RED:
THE ONLY THING THAT'S CHANGED...:
May 18, 2019
THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE:
May 17, 2019
May 15, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE ONLY BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED STATES:
THE DEBATES WILL NEED TO RUN IN THE AFTERNOON:
May 12, 2019
May 11, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
May 9, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THAT'S THE DEMOCRAT'S SLOGAN:
May 8, 2019
THE BATTLEGROUND IS ONLY RED STATES:
May 5, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE ANGLOSPHERIC CANDIDATE VS THE RUSSOPHILE:
May 4, 2019
THE BLUE STATES ARE GONE; CAN dONALD KEEP THE RED?:
May 3, 2019
DONALD ALREADY RETURNED THOSE STATES TO THE FOLD:
May 2, 2019
May 1, 2019
BIDEN!--BRINGING BACK BOREDOM:
April 30, 2019
THE GAFFER VS THE GRIFTER?:
MAYBE THEY WANT TO SUPPORT HIM...:
ONLY RED STATES ARE IN PLAY:
April 29, 2019
EVEN JIMMY CARTER COULD FINALLY WIN THAT SECOND TERM:
April 24, 2019
NO ONE WILL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE WITH PRESIDENT SANDERS:
April 16, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
April 14, 2019
April 8, 2019
AND DONALD IS MAKING THE RACE ABOUT JUST HEALTH CARE AND HATRED:
April 6, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
A MISTAKE SOON RECTIFIED:
April 5, 2019
April 4, 2019
April 3, 2019
HECK, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED FUSION:
April 2, 2019
AS DONALD SEEKS TO MATCH McGOVERN:
BUT OLD WHITE MEN LOVE HIM!:
A MISTAKE SOON RECTIFIED:
March 31, 2019
DUDE, THE POINT IS THAT YOU THINK IT APPROPRIATE:
March 28, 2019
THE FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH ABOUT THE ur...:
THE COLLUSION AND OBSTRUCTION ARE BAKED IN:
March 27, 2019
March 24, 2019
March 18, 2019
March 16, 2019
March 6, 2019
March 1, 2019
FEMALE BERNIE/WHITE KAMALA/OLD KLOBUCHAR?:
February 28, 2019
SOMEBODY HEARD WHAT COHEN WAS WARNING THEM ABOUT:
February 26, 2019
SHE ALSO SAID THE SUN ROSE THIS MORNING (profanity alert):
February 25, 2019
BERNIE IS AN ACTUAL sOCIALIST:
February 24, 2019
A WINNABLE SEAT UNLESS DONALD TOPS THE TICKET:
February 23, 2019
KIND OF SELF-SERVING, ISN'T IT?:
February 22, 2019
NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN BOTH A GOOD PRESIDENT AND A JERK:
February 20, 2019
LACKING THE NH ADVANTAGE:
February 19, 2019
THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE:
February 18, 2019
February 16, 2019
February 11, 2019
HOIST ON HER OWN TOMAHAWK:
February 9, 2019
February 7, 2019
February 6, 2019
February 5, 2019
THE ARGUMENT THAT KAMALA IS INSUFFICIENTLY lEFT...:
February 4, 2019
PEROT WITHOUT THE RACISM:
February 3, 2019
HOPE FOR BODY MEN EVERYWHERE:
February 2, 2019
February 1, 2019
THE ACCOUNTABILITY PARTY:
January 31, 2019
IF THEY WERE SERIOUS THEY'D HIRE FUSION:
YOU THINK THE PROGRESSIVES ARE GOING NUTS...:
THE 60% ARE TIRED OF THE PARTISANSHIP:
January 30, 2019
NOW MAKE THEM OWNERS, NOT RENTERS:
THEY EXIST TO KILL HUMANS:
January 29, 2019
AN IDEAL PLANK FOR COFFEE DUDE'S PLATFORM:
NO FURY LIKE A PARTY SCORNED:
January 28, 2019
MA POLS ALMOST ALWAYS WIN NH....:
THE VERY MODERATION THAT MAKES HER ELECTABLE...:
WHICH GENERAL DOES HE PICK FOR VP?:
January 27, 2019
HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
January 25, 2019
HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
January 21, 2019
IF ONLY W AND THE UR COULD RUN AGAIN:
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
January 18, 2019
January 17, 2019
TO THE CONTRARY, 66% OF THE 25% IS HIS BASE:
IT'S NOT A pROGRESSIVE PARTY:
HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
January 16, 2019
HAVING THE LEFT HATE HER IS A BOON:
January 15, 2019
January 12, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE BEST OF MELANIA AND THE WORST OF DONALD; CUTE AND HATEFUL:
January 10, 2019
January 8, 2019
SHE NAILS FEMALE AND BLACK...:
January 7, 2019
January 6, 2019
THE BEST QUALIFICATION FOR HEADING THE GOVERNMENT IS HAVING GOVERNED:
January 4, 2019
IN CASE YOU WONDERED HOW THE POLITICS IS PLAYING OUT:
January 2, 2019
December 30, 2018
A RACE THAT REQUIRES NIKKI AT THE TOP OF THE TICKET:
December 28, 2018
OUR TWO rEPUBLICAN PARTIES:
December 27, 2018
December 21, 2018
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE NOMINATION IS MICHELLE'S IF SHE WANTS IT:
December 19, 2018
December 17, 2018
HARD TO GET MORE GENERIC THAN KAMALA, BETO & CORY:
December 13, 2018
December 11, 2018
NIKKI V. BETO BEGS FOR A MIDNIGHT PHONE CALL AD:
December 9, 2018
VULNERABLE? HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
December 7, 2018
FILLING THE W-SHAPED HOLE:
December 5, 2018
OF THE THREE, SHE'S THE MOST LIKELY TO BE ON THE TICKET:
December 1, 2018
WHOSE WEAPONS WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE?:
November 29, 2018
THERE'S NOT MUCH ROOM TO DONALD'S LEFT, SISTER:
November 27, 2018
November 21, 2018
November 18, 2018
November 17, 2018
November 16, 2018
November 15, 2018
November 14, 2018
IT'S A PRESIDENTIAL TRYOUT:
November 13, 2018
November 11, 2018
AT LEAST THEY LEARNED THE LESSON OF GORE V. BUSH:
HATE IS A TOUGH SELL IN AMERICA:
November 10, 2018
November 9, 2018
November 8, 2018
November 7, 2018
THEY SUPPORT HIS WORST IDEAS BUT OPPOSE THE ACTUALLY EVIL ONES:
THE BLESSING OF DIVIDED GOVERNMENT:
FROM A dEMOCRAT PERSPECTIVE...:
November 6, 2018
ALL OVER BUT THE COUNTING:
NOT THAT EVERY DAY ISN'T A GREAT DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN...:>
November 5, 2018
November 4, 2018
ONLY RACISM AND CORRUPTION COULD TRUMP THIS ECONOMY:
BETTER HURRY TO THE MEMORY HOLE:
November 1, 2018
October 30, 2018
THE BUMP REQUIRED THAT DEMOCRATS DEFEAT THE NOMINATION:
October 28, 2018
AND DONALD IS THE ONLY THREAT TO THE ECONOMY:
October 24, 2018
AND NIKKI WILL HAVE COATTAILS:
October 23, 2018
NEVER TOO SOON TO FIX A MISTAKE:
October 22, 2018
October 19, 2018
CONFIRMATION WAS THE FINAL NAIL:
October 18, 2018
THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ADMINISTRATION:
October 17, 2018
WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PRIORITIZE CANDIDATES OVER MESSAGE:
October 16, 2018
FILLING THE JEB-SHAPED HOLE IN THE PARTY:
October 15, 2018
IT WAS LOST WHEN THEY CARRIED DONALD IN:
October 13, 2018
THE rIGHT LOSING IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS:
IT WAS A VITAL FIGHT FOR dEMOCRATS TO LOSE:
October 12, 2018
October 11, 2018
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
NOTHING WOULD BE MORE AMERICAN...:
October 10, 2018
THE FIRST NIKKI 2020 ENDORSEMENT:
October 9, 2018
FILLING THE BUSH-SHAPED HOLE:
ONE TIN SOLDIER RIDES AWAY:
October 8, 2018
NO ONE LEFT TO CARRY DONALD:
October 2, 2018
GONNA HAVE TO RESIST HARDER TO HAVE A RATIONALE:
October 1, 2018
September 30, 2018
September 28, 2018
NEVER ELECT A CONGRESSMAN PRESIDENT:
September 26, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 22, 2018
HOPPING OFF THE CONTINUUM:
September 21, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 19, 2018
WHICH IS WHY GOVERNORS MAKE SUCH GOOD PRESIDENTS:
ABBOTT AND CRUZ MEET THE VOTERS:
September 18, 2018
September 17, 2018
September 13, 2018
EVEN SAFE SEATS ARE IN TROUBLE:
September 12, 2018
September 11, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
A JEB-SIZED WHOLE TO FILL:
September 3, 2018
"BUT THE RUSSIANS DIDN'T BRING THE DIRT TO THE MEETING":
September 2, 2018
September 1, 2018
August 20, 2018
August 19, 2018
THE ELEPHANT ROTS FROM THE HEAD:
August 3, 2018
July 26, 2018
FORGIVE THEM, LORD, THEY KNEW NOT WHAT THEY DID:
July 24, 2018
July 16, 2018
May 26, 2018
A TEMPORARY EMBARRASSMENT:
May 23, 2018
May 15, 2018
May 13, 2018
May 11, 2018
May 9, 2018
May 6, 2018
CRAWLING FROM THE WRECKAGE:
April 28, 2018
PERHAPS THE ONLY THING HE UNDERSTANDS LESS WELL THAN ECONOMICS...:
April 25, 2018
April 20, 2018
April 18, 2018
April 17, 2018
April 3, 2018
March 26, 2018
March 14, 2018
March 13, 2018
February 3, 2018
January 29, 2018
January 15, 2018
January 13, 2018
January 9, 2018
IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS:
December 12, 2017
THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS OUT ALIVE (POLITICALL):
December 10, 2017
SHE'S GOING TO BE THE ONLY ONE TO ESCAPE WHOLE:
November 11, 2017
THE NEW OLD NEW DEMOCRAT WAY:
November 9, 2017
AND THIS IS HIS HIGH WATER MARK:
October 26, 2017
October 21, 2017
October 19, 2017
September 10, 2017
August 22, 2017
August 21, 2017
IT'S GOING TO BE MICHELE:
August 20, 2017
August 18, 2017
August 14, 2017
A VIRTUAL CAMPAIGN KICK-OFF:
August 11, 2017
WHY THE VP HAS TO START RUNNING ALREADY:
August 6, 2017
KEEP FANNING THE FLAMES, DUDE:
August 5, 2017
July 11, 2017
July 6, 2017
July 2, 2017
IF HE CAN'T STAY AS FAR AWAY AS NIKKI...:
June 8, 2017
WHICH IS WHY THEY HAVE TO NOMINATE MICHELLE:
June 7, 2017
SHE EVEN HAS HER FIRST CAMPAIGN POSTER:
May 27, 2017
May 22, 2017
May 13, 2017
WHICH IS WHY IT WILL BE MICHELLE:
May 8, 2017
IT'S GOING TO BE MICHELLE:
May 3, 2017
IT CAN REALLY ONLY BE MICHELLE:
May 1, 2017
April 28, 2017
April 10, 2017
April 4, 2017
January 25, 2017
December 26, 2016
December 25, 2016
December 12, 2016
HOW DO YOU SOLVE THE 70's GOP PROBLEM?
November 30, 2016
THE PERILS OF A SHALLOW BENCH:
November 29, 2016
November 23, 2016
THE 2020 RACE JUST NARROWED TO PENCE VS HALEY:
November 19, 2016
WHAT IF THE UR IS SUI GENERIS?:
November 16, 2016
November 15, 2016
November 13, 2016
A BETTER PARTY THAN HE DESERVED:
October 29, 2016
THE MOST THIRD WAY PARTY WINS EVERY ANGLOSPHERIC ELECTION: