August 15, 2019
THE FRANCHISE IMPOSES OBLIGATIONS:
DON'T BLAME HAMPSHIREMEN; WE VOTED AGAINST HIM:
WHEN THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE ISN'T THAT REASSURING::
August 14, 2019
BATTLE OF THE ALZHEIMER PATIENTS:
August 13, 2019
August 11, 2019
THE HILLARY RODEO LIVES!:
HOW ABOUT NOMINATING SOMEONE CLOSER TO 50 THAN TO 80?:
August 10, 2019
SNOWFLAKE ALERT--BIDEN STATES FACT:
August 9, 2019
DEBACLES ALL THE WAY DOWN:
August 7, 2019
THE WINNING PLATFORM FOR 2020:
August 3, 2019
August 2, 2019
ONLY NIKKI GOT OUT ALIVE:
THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE:
TOO DECENT FOR DONALD'S PARTY:
August 1, 2019
HE WAS A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
July 31, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
July 30, 2019
IN FAIRNESS TO THE GOP...:
HE DOESN'T GET TO RUN AGAINST HILLARY AGAIN:
NOTHING FIRES UP THE TRUMPBOTS LIKE RACE AND CORRUPTION:
July 29, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
July 27, 2019
July 26, 2019
THE PARTY OF OLD WHITE MEN:
July 25, 2019
THE ONLY BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
AND ONLY HE CAN SLOW THE OBAMACONOMY:
July 23, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 21, 2019
ALL OF THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
YOU TAKE THE GROWING STATES; WE'LL TAKE THE DYING ONES:
July 20, 2019
THE ONLY BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
July 19, 2019
July 16, 2019
July 15, 2019
July 13, 2019
July 12, 2019
ONLY MICHELLE TICKS ALL THREE BOXES:
July 2, 2019
UH-OH, TUCKER AGREED TO RUN...:
July 1, 2019
June 30, 2019
WITH NO ONE RUNNING WHO TICKS ALL THREE BOXES...:
WHY SHOULD OUR GUY BE THE ONLY LAUGHINGSTOCK:
June 28, 2019
THE MORE THEY ATTACK HIM THE BETTER HE LOOKS:
June 25, 2019
HOW MUCH OF IT IS JUST NAME RECOGNITION?:
June 23, 2019
June 21, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
June 20, 2019
DONALD WILL CARRY AL TOO:
FLATLANDERS NEED NOT APPLY:
IF THE BRAND HAD VALUE DONALD WOULDN'T BE A SERIAL BANKRUPT:
June 19, 2019
DEMOCRATS DON'T EVEN NEED A VOTE SUPPRESSION OPERATION:
June 18, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
June 17, 2019
ONLY THE RED STATES ARE BATTLEGROUNDS:
June 16, 2019
HELP ME OBI RASMUSSEN, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE:
IF I CAN'T SEE THEM, THEY CAN'T SEE ME...IF I CAN'T SEE THEM...:
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
June 14, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
AND THOSE ARE THE SYCOPHANTS:
June 13, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
June 12, 2019
ALL OF THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
LEAVING NO TRACE BEHIND HIM:
June 11, 2019
TRUMPWORLD REQUIRES DENYING REALITY:
June 10, 2019
YOU KNOW YOU'RE HATED WHEN...:
June 7, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
June 6, 2019
IF HAMPSHIREMEN AREN'T A MATCH FOR THE DEVIL...:
ALL OF THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
June 5, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
ATTACKS FROM THE lEFT ONLY HELP HIM:
June 3, 2019
June 2, 2019
THERE'S ONE BIG WINNER FROM THIS CATTLE SHOW...:
June 1, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
May 28, 2019
May 23, 2019
IT'S NOT THAT NATIVISM WAS NEVER TRIED...:
May 22, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
NOT THAT THEY'RE WRONG...:
May 21, 2019
May 19, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEFIELDS ARE RED:
THE ONLY THING THAT'S CHANGED...:
May 18, 2019
THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE:
May 17, 2019
May 15, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE ONLY BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED STATES:
THE DEBATES WILL NEED TO RUN IN THE AFTERNOON:
May 12, 2019
May 11, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
May 9, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THAT'S THE DEMOCRAT'S SLOGAN:
May 8, 2019
THE BATTLEGROUND IS ONLY RED STATES:
May 5, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE ANGLOSPHERIC CANDIDATE VS THE RUSSOPHILE:
May 4, 2019
THE BLUE STATES ARE GONE; CAN dONALD KEEP THE RED?:
May 3, 2019
DONALD ALREADY RETURNED THOSE STATES TO THE FOLD:
May 2, 2019
May 1, 2019
BIDEN!--BRINGING BACK BOREDOM:
April 30, 2019
THE GAFFER VS THE GRIFTER?:
MAYBE THEY WANT TO SUPPORT HIM...:
ONLY RED STATES ARE IN PLAY:
April 29, 2019
EVEN JIMMY CARTER COULD FINALLY WIN THAT SECOND TERM:
April 24, 2019
NO ONE WILL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE WITH PRESIDENT SANDERS:
April 16, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
April 14, 2019
April 8, 2019
AND DONALD IS MAKING THE RACE ABOUT JUST HEALTH CARE AND HATRED:
April 6, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
A MISTAKE SOON RECTIFIED:
April 5, 2019
April 4, 2019
April 3, 2019
HECK, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED FUSION:
April 2, 2019
AS DONALD SEEKS TO MATCH McGOVERN:
BUT OLD WHITE MEN LOVE HIM!:
A MISTAKE SOON RECTIFIED:
March 31, 2019
DUDE, THE POINT IS THAT YOU THINK IT APPROPRIATE:
March 28, 2019
THE FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH ABOUT THE ur...:
THE COLLUSION AND OBSTRUCTION ARE BAKED IN:
March 27, 2019
March 24, 2019
March 18, 2019
March 16, 2019
March 6, 2019
March 1, 2019
FEMALE BERNIE/WHITE KAMALA/OLD KLOBUCHAR?:
February 28, 2019
SOMEBODY HEARD WHAT COHEN WAS WARNING THEM ABOUT:
February 26, 2019
SHE ALSO SAID THE SUN ROSE THIS MORNING (profanity alert):
February 25, 2019
BERNIE IS AN ACTUAL sOCIALIST:
February 24, 2019
A WINNABLE SEAT UNLESS DONALD TOPS THE TICKET:
February 23, 2019
KIND OF SELF-SERVING, ISN'T IT?:
February 22, 2019
NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN BOTH A GOOD PRESIDENT AND A JERK:
February 20, 2019
LACKING THE NH ADVANTAGE:
February 19, 2019
THE REASSURANCE CANDIDATE:
February 18, 2019
February 16, 2019
February 11, 2019
HOIST ON HER OWN TOMAHAWK:
February 9, 2019
February 7, 2019
February 6, 2019
February 5, 2019
THE ARGUMENT THAT KAMALA IS INSUFFICIENTLY lEFT...:
February 4, 2019
PEROT WITHOUT THE RACISM:
February 3, 2019
HOPE FOR BODY MEN EVERYWHERE:
February 2, 2019
February 1, 2019
THE ACCOUNTABILITY PARTY:
January 31, 2019
IF THEY WERE SERIOUS THEY'D HIRE FUSION:
YOU THINK THE PROGRESSIVES ARE GOING NUTS...:
THE 60% ARE TIRED OF THE PARTISANSHIP:
January 30, 2019
NOW MAKE THEM OWNERS, NOT RENTERS:
THEY EXIST TO KILL HUMANS:
January 29, 2019
AN IDEAL PLANK FOR COFFEE DUDE'S PLATFORM:
NO FURY LIKE A PARTY SCORNED:
January 28, 2019
MA POLS ALMOST ALWAYS WIN NH....:
THE VERY MODERATION THAT MAKES HER ELECTABLE...:
WHICH GENERAL DOES HE PICK FOR VP?:
January 27, 2019
HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
January 25, 2019
HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
January 21, 2019
IF ONLY W AND THE UR COULD RUN AGAIN:
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
January 18, 2019
January 17, 2019
TO THE CONTRARY, 66% OF THE 25% IS HIS BASE:
IT'S NOT A pROGRESSIVE PARTY:
HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
January 16, 2019
HAVING THE LEFT HATE HER IS A BOON:
January 15, 2019
January 12, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE BEST OF MELANIA AND THE WORST OF DONALD; CUTE AND HATEFUL:
January 10, 2019
January 8, 2019
SHE NAILS FEMALE AND BLACK...:
January 7, 2019
January 6, 2019
THE BEST QUALIFICATION FOR HEADING THE GOVERNMENT IS HAVING GOVERNED:
January 4, 2019
IN CASE YOU WONDERED HOW THE POLITICS IS PLAYING OUT:
January 2, 2019
December 30, 2018
A RACE THAT REQUIRES NIKKI AT THE TOP OF THE TICKET:
December 28, 2018
OUR TWO rEPUBLICAN PARTIES:
December 27, 2018
December 21, 2018
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
THE NOMINATION IS MICHELLE'S IF SHE WANTS IT:
December 19, 2018
December 17, 2018
HARD TO GET MORE GENERIC THAN KAMALA, BETO & CORY:
December 13, 2018
December 11, 2018
NIKKI V. BETO BEGS FOR A MIDNIGHT PHONE CALL AD:
December 9, 2018
VULNERABLE? HE WON'T BE ON THE TICKET:
December 7, 2018
FILLING THE W-SHAPED HOLE:
December 5, 2018
OF THE THREE, SHE'S THE MOST LIKELY TO BE ON THE TICKET:
December 1, 2018
WHOSE WEAPONS WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE?:
November 29, 2018
THERE'S NOT MUCH ROOM TO DONALD'S LEFT, SISTER:
November 27, 2018
November 21, 2018
November 18, 2018
November 17, 2018
November 16, 2018
November 15, 2018
November 14, 2018
IT'S A PRESIDENTIAL TRYOUT:
November 13, 2018
November 11, 2018
AT LEAST THEY LEARNED THE LESSON OF GORE V. BUSH:
HATE IS A TOUGH SELL IN AMERICA:
November 10, 2018
November 9, 2018
November 8, 2018
November 7, 2018
THEY SUPPORT HIS WORST IDEAS BUT OPPOSE THE ACTUALLY EVIL ONES:
THE BLESSING OF DIVIDED GOVERNMENT:
FROM A dEMOCRAT PERSPECTIVE...:
November 6, 2018
ALL OVER BUT THE COUNTING:
NOT THAT EVERY DAY ISN'T A GREAT DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN...:>
November 5, 2018
November 4, 2018
ONLY RACISM AND CORRUPTION COULD TRUMP THIS ECONOMY:
BETTER HURRY TO THE MEMORY HOLE:
November 1, 2018
October 30, 2018
THE BUMP REQUIRED THAT DEMOCRATS DEFEAT THE NOMINATION:
October 28, 2018
AND DONALD IS THE ONLY THREAT TO THE ECONOMY:
October 24, 2018
AND NIKKI WILL HAVE COATTAILS:
October 23, 2018
NEVER TOO SOON TO FIX A MISTAKE:
October 22, 2018
October 19, 2018
CONFIRMATION WAS THE FINAL NAIL:
October 18, 2018
THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ADMINISTRATION:
October 17, 2018
WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PRIORITIZE CANDIDATES OVER MESSAGE:
October 16, 2018
FILLING THE JEB-SHAPED HOLE IN THE PARTY:
October 15, 2018
IT WAS LOST WHEN THEY CARRIED DONALD IN:
October 13, 2018
THE rIGHT LOSING IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS:
IT WAS A VITAL FIGHT FOR dEMOCRATS TO LOSE:
October 12, 2018
October 11, 2018
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
NOTHING WOULD BE MORE AMERICAN...:
October 10, 2018
THE FIRST NIKKI 2020 ENDORSEMENT:
October 9, 2018
FILLING THE BUSH-SHAPED HOLE:
ONE TIN SOLDIER RIDES AWAY:
October 8, 2018
NO ONE LEFT TO CARRY DONALD:
October 2, 2018
GONNA HAVE TO RESIST HARDER TO HAVE A RATIONALE:
October 1, 2018
September 30, 2018
September 28, 2018
NEVER ELECT A CONGRESSMAN PRESIDENT:
September 26, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 22, 2018
HOPPING OFF THE CONTINUUM:
September 21, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 19, 2018
WHICH IS WHY GOVERNORS MAKE SUCH GOOD PRESIDENTS:
ABBOTT AND CRUZ MEET THE VOTERS:
September 18, 2018
September 17, 2018
September 13, 2018
EVEN SAFE SEATS ARE IN TROUBLE:
September 12, 2018
September 11, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
A JEB-SIZED WHOLE TO FILL:
September 3, 2018
"BUT THE RUSSIANS DIDN'T BRING THE DIRT TO THE MEETING":
September 2, 2018
September 1, 2018
August 20, 2018
August 19, 2018
THE ELEPHANT ROTS FROM THE HEAD:
August 3, 2018
July 26, 2018
FORGIVE THEM, LORD, THEY KNEW NOT WHAT THEY DID:
July 24, 2018
July 16, 2018
May 26, 2018
A TEMPORARY EMBARRASSMENT:
May 23, 2018
May 15, 2018
May 13, 2018
May 11, 2018
May 9, 2018
May 6, 2018
CRAWLING FROM THE WRECKAGE:
April 28, 2018
PERHAPS THE ONLY THING HE UNDERSTANDS LESS WELL THAN ECONOMICS...:
April 25, 2018
April 20, 2018
April 18, 2018
April 17, 2018
April 3, 2018
March 26, 2018
March 14, 2018
March 13, 2018
February 3, 2018
January 29, 2018
January 15, 2018
January 13, 2018
January 9, 2018
IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS:
December 12, 2017
THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS OUT ALIVE (POLITICALL):
December 10, 2017
SHE'S GOING TO BE THE ONLY ONE TO ESCAPE WHOLE:
November 11, 2017
THE NEW OLD NEW DEMOCRAT WAY:
November 9, 2017
AND THIS IS HIS HIGH WATER MARK:
October 26, 2017
October 21, 2017
October 19, 2017
September 10, 2017
August 22, 2017
August 21, 2017
IT'S GOING TO BE MICHELE:
August 20, 2017
August 18, 2017
August 14, 2017
A VIRTUAL CAMPAIGN KICK-OFF:
August 11, 2017
WHY THE VP HAS TO START RUNNING ALREADY:
August 6, 2017
KEEP FANNING THE FLAMES, DUDE:
August 5, 2017
July 11, 2017
July 6, 2017
July 2, 2017
IF HE CAN'T STAY AS FAR AWAY AS NIKKI...:
June 8, 2017
WHICH IS WHY THEY HAVE TO NOMINATE MICHELLE:
June 7, 2017
SHE EVEN HAS HER FIRST CAMPAIGN POSTER:
May 27, 2017
May 22, 2017
May 13, 2017
WHICH IS WHY IT WILL BE MICHELLE:
May 8, 2017
IT'S GOING TO BE MICHELLE:
May 3, 2017
IT CAN REALLY ONLY BE MICHELLE:
May 1, 2017
April 28, 2017
April 10, 2017
April 4, 2017
January 25, 2017
December 26, 2016
December 25, 2016
December 12, 2016
HOW DO YOU SOLVE THE 70's GOP PROBLEM?
November 30, 2016
THE PERILS OF A SHALLOW BENCH:
November 29, 2016
November 23, 2016
THE 2020 RACE JUST NARROWED TO PENCE VS HALEY:
November 19, 2016
WHAT IF THE UR IS SUI GENERIS?:
November 16, 2016
November 15, 2016
November 13, 2016
A BETTER PARTY THAN HE DESERVED:
October 29, 2016
THE MOST THIRD WAY PARTY WINS EVERY ANGLOSPHERIC ELECTION: