December 15, 2017

IT WASN'T EVEN HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2017

THEY HIRED THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2017

WHICH IS WHY IT WILL BE MICHELLE IN 2020:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 17, 2017

ONLY GOVERNORS EVER RUN ON IDEAS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 13, 2017

HE WAS FIRED FOR THE WRONG REASON:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 12, 2017

CRUZIN':

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 11, 2017

RED ON RED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2017

WHICH IS WHY IT WAS UNCONSCIONABLE HE TOOK SO LONG TO CLEAR HER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 27, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 2, 2017

BETTER GET TO WORK ON A MEMOIR:

Posted by orrinj at 10:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2017

THAT'S HILLARY'S ENTIRE LEGACY RIGHT THERE...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 25, 2017

BERNIE IS DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 10:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 24, 2017

WE DON'T NEED PROTECTION FROM THE FACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 23, 2017

YOU CAN'T LOSE THE BASE IF YOU NEVER HAD IT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2017

IT WOULD HELP IF THEY UNDERSTOOD THE 2016 RESULTS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 29, 2017

PAST HER SELL-BY DATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 25, 2017

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2017

A HIGH-TECH LYNCHING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2017

VLAD KNEW HILLARY WAS THE ENEMY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 12, 2017

WHY HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 8, 2017

IT'S GOING TO BE MICHELLE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 3, 2017

IN FAIRNESS, THE PRESS SHOULD BE TOO ASHAMED TO DISCUSS IT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 22, 2017

ONE HAS TO ADMIRE THE UR'S SCRUPULOUSNESS...::

Posted by orrinj at 4:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2017

WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2017

A LOT TO ANSWER FOR:

Posted by orrinj at 1:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 23, 2017

A BROBDINGNAGIAN EGO:

Posted by orrinj at 9:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2017

THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 31, 2016

THE PROBLEM FOR DEMOCRATS...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2016

RIGHT ABOUT THE MAN, WRONG ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF THE FUNDAMENTALS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 20, 2016

CLINTON HERSELF, CONDITIONS, COMEY AND THE BROAD BACKS OF THE UNDERTICKET:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2016

UNLESS THEY ACTUALLY PAID COMEY...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE WAS THE pROGRESSIVE CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 12, 2016

WE CAN DEFINITELY SAY THAT, IF IT HAD BEEN HELD ON THE 27TH...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 10, 2016

UNLESS THEY WERE PAYING COMEY, THEY DIDN'T MATTER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2016

EASIEST TIME TO ASSUME THE PRESIDENCY EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MOST IMPORTANTLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2016

IF ONLY MORMONS STILL RAN THE PLACE...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2016

SHHHH...THE CHILDREN WILL HEAR YOU...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 21, 2016

WHAT THE ELECTION WAS NOT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2016

ONE CHICKEN THAT CAME HOME TO ROOST...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SURVIVING THE DRAG AT THE TOP AND THRIVING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2016

AMAZING IS ONE WORD FOR IT...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2016

THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 2:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 9, 2016

WE LEFT TOO MANY STATES AND SEATS ON THE TABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRUMP AND CRUZ WERE THE ONLY ONES SHE COULD BEAT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 2:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE THING THAT STANDS OUT MOST ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S MAP...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INURED TO REALITY TV:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 8, 2016

ELECTION CONTEST:

Posted by orrinj at 11:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY RAN THE WRONG WIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 10:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO IT LOOKS LIKE...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER ABOUT THIS ELECTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CHECKS AND BALANCES?

Posted by orrinj at 8:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOLY BLOODBATH:

Posted by orrinj at 4:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 4:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE ORDINARY FOLK:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

I BLAME THE DEBATE COMMISSION:

Posted by orrinj at 1:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 11:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 7, 2016

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 6, 2016

GOD HAS A SPECIAL PROVIDENCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2016

UNCHOSEN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE YEAR OF THE ESTABLISHMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS NEARLY OVER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 2, 2016

THE WORST THING ABOUT HANDING THE ELECTION TO HILLARY...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JEB WEPT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD WHITE MEN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

4 MORE YEARS!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 31, 2016

NO DEBATES? NO CHANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2016

THE PRO-BUSINESS CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 22, 2016

EVEN OUR KIDS ARE IN ON THE CONSPIRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2016

THANKFULLY, THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 20, 2016

SHE EVEN WON BREITBART'S:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

I'M MELTING...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2016

HE'D BE UP 4:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND HE WON'T GET TO 40%:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S WORTH PAUSING FOR A MOMENT TO CONSIDER...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 18, 2016

IF ONLY WE COULD END IT NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO NEEDS LATINOS!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2016

THE LEAD CONSPIRATOR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND NO ONE BELIEVES HE'LL ACTUALLY GET TO 42%:

Posted by orrinj at 12:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2016

BLUE SKIES AHEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2016

THE DONALD DAMAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2016

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT IF THE rIGHT GOT ITS IDEAL CANDIDATE?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2016

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO WATCHES MORE THAN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A BRIDGE TOO FAR:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SAFE AND SOUND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2016

JOIN THE CLUB:

Posted by orrinj at 6:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNLIKE 1984 AND 1996...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOO HARD A BANK SHOT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDES, SHE'S A REPUBLICAN, NOT A PROGRESSIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO REPUBLICAN BELONGS ON THE TICKET WITH DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS CEILING WAS ALWAYS ABOUT 42%...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2016

REEL DONALD TRUMP:

Posted by orrinj at 2:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2016

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAKE BACK OUR PARTY, Mr. SPEAKER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE HIGH COST OF DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 10:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GIPPER ERROR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE'S THE CHRISTIAN IN THE RACE, JEB WOULD HAVE BEEN THE EVANGELICAL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FROM DROWNING OUT TO DROWNING IN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 5, 2016

SUCH IS THE NATURE OF THE MEDIA PHENOMENON...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PATRIOTISM TOPS THE MERELY PERSONAL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2016

SHE IS THE REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 3, 2016

IF SHE WASN'T ALREADY FAMOUS THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO NAME HILLARY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 2, 2016

IF WE DO SPLIT TICKETS IT WILL BE A FIRST:

Posted by orrinj at 9:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 30, 2016

FIDDLING WHILE NERO BURNS OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"BIGGER THAN PARTY":

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A CHOICE OF JIMMYS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOSH, SMOOT-HAWLEY AND NATIVISM WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME....:

Posted by orrinj at 11:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2016

IT IS THE NATURE OF THE eND OF hISTORY...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"ACCIDENTALLY":

Posted by orrinj at 2:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE WITH OTHER THAN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYONE DOES, WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD BE RUNNING JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 1:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 28, 2016

ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HITLER HERE?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE REAL SHAME IS THAT...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ONLY DECENT OPTION:

Posted by orrinj at 2:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN NOT SHOW WHAT IS NOT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUK KOO DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2016

THEY WERE BOTH WHO THEY ARE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE WISDOM OF THE MARKETS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT JUST IGNORANT, BUT INEDUCABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KOFF! KOFF! HACK! HACK!...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 26, 2016

COME BACK JEB!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN YOU LOOK INTO TED CRUZ, TED CRUZ LOOKS BACK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2016

ONE IS REMINDED OF 1980...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 24, 2016

WHICH IS WHY WE'LL REFORM IT, NOT REPEAL IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE WISDOM OF THE MARKETS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2016

THERE IS NO DECENT ALTERNATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 15, 2016

THE FEMALE CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2016

SPECIAL PROVIDENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STUMBLE? IT'S A STRATEGY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2016

WHEN THE PUBLIC INTEREST BEATS SELF-INTEREST:

Posted by orrinj at 2:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 2:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2016

IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE AN ISSUE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE THE ESTABLISHMENT PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HASTEN THE DAY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2016

WE'RE THE ESTABLISHMENT PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 29, 2016

OTHER THAN THAT, RUNNING A RACIST CAMPAIGN MADE PERFECT SENSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 28, 2016

FUN WHILE IT LASTED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 27, 2016

WHICH IS UNFAIR TO EDWARD SMITH AND THE ICEBERG:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2016

A TIME FOR CHOOSING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 24, 2016

HALSEY V. BARBAROSSA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HELPING REPUBLICANS INSTEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 22, 2016

GOTTA THINK EVAN McMULLIN WOULD BE BETTER TOO...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 21, 2016

60 in '16:

Posted by orrinj at 9:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COME BACK, JEB!:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2016

AMNESTY IS THE ONLY PRO-GROWTH MEASURE EITHER CANDIDATE HAS PROPOSED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2016

THE MARKETS HATE PROTECTIONISM, NATIVISM AND THE ENTITLEMENT STATUS QUO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 18, 2016

CAN'T DITCH HIM SOON ENOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 3:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT FOUND ITS MONDALE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 15, 2016

NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 14, 2016

60 in '16:

Posted by orrinj at 1:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'D ALL PREFER IT:

Posted by orrinj at 12:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 13, 2016

MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA ARE THE BATTLEGROUNDS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 12, 2016

ONE LESS SUPERFUND SITE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2016

SHE'S AN ADULT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 10, 2016

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO DO THE RIGHT THING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

4TH AND LONG:

Posted by orrinj at 1:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2016

CAN HE REACH THE MONDALE LINE?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE HAS NO SHOT AT 37%:

Posted by orrinj at 4:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 7, 2016

TRYING TO SAVE THE ACTUAL REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2016

GET TO THE DEBATES AND IT GETS INTERESTING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 4, 2016

NOT A QUESTION OF IF BUT WHEN HE QUITS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 3, 2016

DOES ANYONE REALLY THINK HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO STICK THIS OUT?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAX WHAT YOU DON'T WANT, NOT WHAT YOU DO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'D CHEW A LEG OFF TO GET OUT OF THIS TRAP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2016

MISTER 30%:

Posted by orrinj at 1:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2016

#NEVERTRUMP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2016

OUR OTHER REPUBLICAN PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2016

BACK TO BUSHISM:

Posted by orrinj at 11:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 20, 2016

FIGHTING OFF THE TAINT OF TRUMP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 19, 2016

GET TO 20% AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2016

SHE'S LOUSY, HE'S A CATASTROPHE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 15, 2016

THE OWNERSHIP SOCIETY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2016

MR. 30%:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2016

IT'S OUR PARTY AND WE'LL CRY "HAVOC" IF WE WANT TO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OTHER CANDIDATES NEVER STOOD A CHANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2016

SURVIVAL OF THE FARTHEST:

Posted by orrinj at 4:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLAN B:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 4, 2016

GIVE THE PEOPLE THE DUMB AND DUMBER TICKET:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER HE'S SO HYSTERICAL ABOUT ALIENS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 3, 2016

ABSENT FROM THE BATTLE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 1, 2016

GET TO 20% AND THEY BECOME INTERESTING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 30, 2016

CAN HE SURVIVE A CONVENTION?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2016

THE YEAR OF THE INSIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2016

TRUMPXIT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 25, 2016

THE PRINCIPLED STAND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 24, 2016

POLITICAL PARTIES ARE NOT SUICIDE PACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 23, 2016

HARD TO BELIEVE HE WOULDN'T WELCOME A RESCUE AT THIS POINT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SAVING SPEAKER RYAN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2016

DUMP THE DUMPSTER FIRE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2016

HE'SS NOT A REPUBLICAN, HE SHOULD SELF FUND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 18, 2016

AND NOT A ST. BERNARD IN SIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 14, 2016

ALL ABOUT HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 13, 2016

GOING DOWN WITH THE PEQUOD:

Posted by orrinj at 2:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2016

ANY PORT IN A STORM:

Posted by orrinj at 11:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2016

GET THEM INTO THE 20%'S AND IT'S A SAFE WASTE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2016

THE ONE WHO'S GOVERNED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THREADING THE NEEDLE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 9, 2016

HE'S HAD EVERY ADVANTAGE AND SHE'S HAD EVERY DISADVANTAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 7, 2016

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 6, 2016

ADULT? SOUL?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUITABLY BITTER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2016

THAT WOULD BE NEWS TO THE BULLMOOSERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 4, 2016

SHE'S THE REPUBLICAN IN THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2016

NOT MUCH OF A CONTEST:

Posted by orrinj at 3:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 30, 2016

NOMINATE OTHER PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A 1992 LEVEL FUMBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 27, 2016

BANZAI!!!!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 25, 2016

BILL'S 7TH TERM...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MOST IMPORTANTLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 21, 2016

THE PROMISE OF A SEVENTH TERM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2016

IT WON'T BE ABOUT THE ECONOMY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2016

LUCKY SHE DIDN'T MARRY HAROLD WASHINGTON...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 16, 2016

CLAIMING THE THIRD WAY MANTLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 14, 2016

IF HE CAN'T BE STOPPED AT THE CONVENTION, #NEVERTRUMP MEANS #ONCEHILLARY:

Posted by orrinj at 12:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 8, 2016

THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT IS THIRD WAY...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 5, 2016

THE MORE INTERESTING QUESTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE ALWAYS NOMINATE THE NEXT IN LINE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 4, 2016

THE MOST DEPRESSING THING ABOUT REPLAYING 1992:

Posted by orrinj at 7:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 1, 2016

WHAT DECENCY REQUIRES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2016

OUR REPUBLICAN NOMINEE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 24, 2016

THE VRWC BACKS REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 10, 2016

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 31, 2016

DEAD MAN WALKING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PWNAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 27, 2016

NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 25, 2016

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2016

HE'S THE REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2016

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2016

BECAUSE MISSIONARIES HAVE MET OTHERS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2016

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2016

CHRISTIANS, PATRIOTS, THEN REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 11, 2016

NOW THAT WE'VE SEEN THE ALTERNATIVES...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 10, 2016

WHICH IS PARTICULARLY PROBLEMATIC...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 6, 2016

FORDHAM CALLED, THEY WANT YOUR DEGREE BACK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 5, 2016

NOT THAT B:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2016

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A BETTER MAN THAN HE WISHES US TO BELIEVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 26, 2016

THERE'S A DUDE WHO REALLY WANTS OUT OF JERSEY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR ONE JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 24, 2016

THEY KEEP TRYING TO BE MORE NATIONALIST THAN HIM WHEN THEY NEED TO BE MORE SOCIALIST:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2016

JEB JR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNITED FRONT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 21, 2016

JEBLET'S GRAVY:

Posted by orrinj at 11:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

W JR?:

Posted by orrinj at 11:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOW ABOUT A JOINT EVENT...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE REST IS FOOTNOTES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOR THE GOOD OF THE PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 20, 2016

ON TO JEB JR.!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GO ANY LOWER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IDEAL RESULTS TONIGHT...

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 19, 2016

IT'S A PURITAN NATION:

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2016

SHOULDN'T THAT BE A CRUZ AD?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2016

NOW THAT'S A BIG GET:

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 16, 2016

LEAST RESPONSIBLE CANDIDATE EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 2:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 15, 2016

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU:

Posted by orrinj at 2:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 14, 2016

CAN'T LEAD FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL:

Posted by orrinj at 2:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE IT'S THE PRESIDENCY, NOT A REALITY SHOW:

Posted by orrinj at 10:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ADULT SUPERVISION:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 13, 2016

THOSE WHO KNOW HIM BEST:

Posted by orrinj at 3:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IDEAL SCENARIO FOR JEB/KASICH:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BLACK ON BLACK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2016

MAN ON A MISSION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A TRILLION HERE, A TRILLION THERE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 10, 2016

DOWN TO TRUMP OR JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 12:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2016

EVERYBODY BUT CHRISTIE IS ON TO SC:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THEN IT GETS INTERESTING...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE WAY HE SPEAKS TO HIS SUPPORTERS TELLS YOU WHAT HE THINKS OF THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 12:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMETH THE MOMENT, COMETH THE MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PAINFUL DESCENT INTO SELF-CARICATURE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2016

SAYONARA, MR. ROBOTO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A FAVORITE SON'S FAVORITE SON:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAPTAIN PHILIPS AT THE HELM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE KNOWS NUTHIN':

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAX WHAT YOU DON'T WANT, NOT WHAT YOU DO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE VAST LEFTWING CONSPIRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PATH:

Posted by orrinj at 2:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BESIDES THE POLAND BIT, FORD KICKED CARTER'S TEETH IN!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JEB TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 2:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST IN CASE HIS TEMPERAMENT AND NATIVISM DON'T DISQUALIFY HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2016

HOWDY RUBIO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STRIDE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

REVENGE OF THE NORMAL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, GET OUT OF THE HEADLIGHTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"REACH FOR THE SKY!"

Posted by orrinj at 7:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 6, 2016

THE IRONY BEING...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BEST WORST SYSTEM:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST FLEECING HIS FLOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOVERNING EXPERIENCE AND VISION NARROWS IT TO ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SERVANT HEART:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2016

IT'S DOWN TO JEB OR JEB JR.:

Posted by orrinj at 9:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER WE DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH RELIGIOUS TALK ON THE TRAIL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A BAD REP TO BRING TO A GOOD GOVERNMENT STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, IT'S 2016, NOT 1936; JEWS ARE WHITE NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A CONSERVATIVE PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHY WOULDN'T YOU CAMPAIGN WITH THE THREE MOST POPULAR LIVING REPUBLICANS?

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOWHERE TO HIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU'D BE QUITTING TOO IF YOU'D SEEN HIS INTERNAL POLLING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOW THERE'S A GUY YOU BRING TO A KNIFE FIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DISINVITE HIM; HIS 15 MINUTES ARE OVER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2016

DONALD TRUMP SHOULD FUND HIS CAMPAIGN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITH TRUMP AND CRUZ IMPLODING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE SEEMS TO BE A FAIR GAP BETWEEN NOT THINKING SOMEONE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNICORN RIDERS OF OUR VERY OWN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2016

HITTING HIS STRIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2016

ONLY BUY RETAIL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND SO WE'RE DOWN TO JEB OR JEB JUNIOR:

Posted by orrinj at 12:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2016

KIND OF UNFAIR TO IL DUCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ON TO HANOVER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SINGLE PAYER TWOSOME:

Posted by orrinj at 3:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOST REASSURING THINGS HERE ARE THE MOST TROUBLING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ICKTHEOLOGY:

Posted by orrinj at 11:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2016

MEMO TO TED--DON'T EVER SHOW THE PUBLIC YOUR SELF:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUBTLE AS A TRAIN WRECK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2016

"A CERTAIN KIND OF DEMOCRAT":

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A CANDIDACY THAT CAN'T WITHSTAND PEOPLE GETTING TO KNOW THE CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLAYTIME IS OVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

F TROOP BACK TO NORMAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO KEEP HIM OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

!:

Posted by orrinj at 10:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 28, 2016

ACCUSED?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE UPSIDE OF THE WORST CANDIDATES...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT IF YOU GAVE A TWO MINUTE HATE AND NOBODY CAME?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LIVIN' IS EASY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2016

PLENTY OF ROOM FOR A FOURTH PARTY...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IMMIGRANTS NEED NOT APPLY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 26, 2016

MAKING THE PIE SMALLER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2016

IF HE'S THAT AFRAID OF GIRLS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MORE A LESSON IN HUMILIATION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THEY DON'T MAKE GOOD PRESIDENTS (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 1:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

#MUDBLOODSUNITE!

Posted by orrinj at 1:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2016

HE'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 8:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE COLORED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2016

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE-BRAINED:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"BASICALLY A DEMOCRAT":

Posted by orrinj at 10:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ARE YOU LISTENING JEB?

Posted by orrinj at 9:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DANGER OF INDEPENDENT SUPPORT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 22, 2016

NOT EVEN A RINO IN NAME:

Posted by orrinj at 2:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ORIGINALIST VS EVOLUTIONIST:

Posted by orrinj at 12:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2016

THE KEY BEING TO STAY UNKNOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ROE V. WORLD:

Posted by orrinj at 11:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JEB JR:

Posted by orrinj at 11:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2016

THE ART OF THE BAD DEAL:

Posted by orrinj at 11:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2016

PROVIDING ADULT SUPERVISION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOR WHOM THE BELL PEALES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GOVERNING AGENDA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2016

BULLY SUNDAY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STICK TO THE BIG IDEAS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY WANT A UNICORN RIDER; WE WANT A MAN ON A WHITE HORSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHRINKING THE PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2016

TED TALK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2016

SITTING WITH THE GROWN-UPS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY JEB SHOULD HAVE STAYED POSITIVE ALL ALONG:

Posted by orrinj at 10:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 15, 2016

OOPS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOW DO YOU TRUST A MAN WITH NO FRIENDS?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST GROVEL AN APOLOGY AND MOVE ON:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL HATERS END UP HATING...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LIVE AS ONE, DIE AS ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2016

THE ONE POINT ABOUT CFR THAT CONSERVATIVES ALL AGREE ON...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE HARD ROAD FROM NO TO YES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2016

FORCED TO REBUKE OUR OWN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2016

BLACK ON BLACK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2016

RE-GIFTED HANDS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2016

IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THAT ALL OUR WINNING NOMINEES HAVE GOVERNED BEFORE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2016

SENDING FOR THE SMART ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2016

IT'S THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 1, 2016

THE GENIUS OF THE CAMPAIGN...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE HE'S JUST A FAN OF REHABILITATION?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 31, 2015

PUTTING AWAY CHILDISH THINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN'T BUILD A PARTY AROUND FOLKS WHO'LL BE DEAD SOON:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 30, 2015

RUNNING ON HATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 29, 2015

...AND RICHER...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HARD TO KEEP A PONZI SCHEME GOING FOREVER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S THE CHRISTIAN PARTY AND CHRISTIANITY IMPOSES OBLIGATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BEST IS YET TO COME:

Posted by orrinj at 12:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2015

FRONT-RUNNING FROM BEHIND:

Posted by orrinj at 12:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRUMP OF THE WILL:

Posted by orrinj at 12:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CRANK UP THE DELOREAN:

Posted by orrinj at 11:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 27, 2015

THE RIGHT IS THE LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 23, 2015

IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD TO STAY CLASSIER THAN HE IS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS PROBLEM IS NOT JUST THAT HE'S NEVER HELD THAT PRESIDENT-LIKE JOB...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 22, 2015

THE GREAT WHITE HOPE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NO BETTER THAT IT'S ALL SHTICK:

Posted by orrinj at 2:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 21, 2015

IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF HE'D AT LEAST BEEN A MAYOR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 19, 2015

THE FACE OF THE GOP:

Posted by orrinj at 9:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT A UR WANNABE....:

Posted by orrinj at 8:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2015

THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HAVING NEVER RUN ANYTHING LEAVES ONE ILL-PREPARED TO RUN SOMETHING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2015

IT'S WORSE IN IOWA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 13, 2015

A CANDIDACY THAT CAN NOT WITHSTAND EXPOSURE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AN INTERESTING ILLUSTRATION OF REACTIONISM...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 12, 2015

RED ON RED, WE ALL WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2015

THE KLONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS EXPLOIT YOUR ADVANTAGES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 9, 2015

MILLENNIALS ARE LONG PAST RACISM AND ISLAMOPHOBIA:

Posted by orrinj at 9:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2015

BUT WE ALREADY KNOWN IT WON'T BE TRUMP OR CARSON:

Posted by orrinj at 8:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 4, 2015

THE POWER OF LEGACY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2015

THE SOFT BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 1, 2015

HILLARY VS THE LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIKKI HALEY, TAKE A BOW:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2015

THE UR DEMONSTRATED THERE ARE ADVANTAGES TO HAVING NEVER DONE ANYTHING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2015

A LOT OF HUMTARUM BEFORE WE NOMINATE JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR OBAMA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 26, 2015

PURE CLASS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2015

GHWB '88 OR GORE '00?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 24, 2015

WENT TO A BLM MARCH AND A TRUMP RALLY BROKE OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2015

GOOD FOR HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE'S GOING TO OUTLIE ME!

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2015

THEY MISTAKENLY THOUGHT IT WAS TRUMP TOWER BEING DEMOLISHED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 21, 2015

WHICH UNDERSTATES THE DANGER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 20, 2015

A CHOICE OF REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE WAS FUN WHILE HE LASTED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A CHOICE OF REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2015

IN HIS DEFENSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A CHOICE OF REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY IT WASN'T SURPRISING THEY ACKNOWLEDGED HE WAS LYING:

Posted by orrinj at 12:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2015

A NATURAL HHS SECRETARY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO FOOTPRINTS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2015

IT'LL BE A CHOICE BETWEEN A NEOCON OR A THEOCON:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2015

NOW THEY'RE JUST MESSING WITH HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 10:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AVOIDING THE GORE DEBACLE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2015

CIRCLING THE DRAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 9, 2015

ONCE YOU'RE CAUGHT LYING, WHY NOT DOUBLE DOWN?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOW LONG IS THAT "NEVER EVEN HEARD OF PLAGIARISM" EXCUSE GOOD FOR?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 8, 2015

WHAT SECRETARY?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SENATOR GEARY'S PHOTOS WERE LESS DAMAGING:

Posted by orrinj at 9:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND YOU THINK TRUMP IS AN EGOMANIAC?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 7, 2015

BLAMING THE MEDIA IS ALWAYS AN ADMISSION OF GUILT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OF COURSE HE WAS THE MOST HONEST STUDENT IN THE CLASS...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE INCOHERENCE DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN A CAREER POLITICIAN'S GOTTA MAKE A LIVING SOMEHOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 6, 2015

THE RACE ALWAYS EVOLVES TOWARDS THE NEXT IN LINE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A REASON NON-POLITICIANS DON'T WIN...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2015

SHY TORIES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2015

PLENTY MORE WHERE THOSE CUTS CAME FROM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LEFT AND RIGHT ARE CORRECT ABOUT ONE THING...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 1, 2015

THEY'RE A PARTY FUNCTION, NOT A NEWS SHOW:

Posted by orrinj at 8:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2015

SOMEONE NEEDS TO POSITION HIMSELF FOR AFTER THE TANTRUM:

Posted by orrinj at 3:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S THE RELIGIOUS PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 11:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 29, 2015

IDEAS, NOT ATTACKS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2015

THE 300 MILLION-FOOTED BEAST:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2015

TWO ARE ONLY VIABLE UNTIL REPUBLICANS START VOTING...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 25, 2015

MAYBE HE DOES WANT TO WIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOR DO MOST REPUBLICANS REALIZE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2015

IT'S JUST SURPRISING HE ISN'T SELLING THEM GOLD FUTURES:

Posted by orrinj at 1:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 23, 2015

IT'S THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN IOWA ALL THAT MATTER IS RELIGION AND ORGANIZATION:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2015

IF THEY WERE THAT ADVANCED HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2015

FOR SOME PERSPECTIVE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IOWA IS JUST RELIGION AND ORGANIZATION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2015

HARMING THE PARTY IS A BAD BASIS FOR A BID:

Posted by orrinj at 4:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

QUALMLESS IN MANHATTAN:

Posted by orrinj at 2:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2015

GORE VS. GHWB:

Posted by orrinj at 3:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DINOS ROAM THE EARTH:

Posted by orrinj at 2:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2015

SOON PARTED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2015

IT'S NOTHING TWO TERMS AS A GOVERNOR WOULDN'T FIX:

Posted by orrinj at 2:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 6, 2015

AS IS HILLARY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DID THEY THINK BEAU HAD CALLED HER?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2015

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 4:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 30, 2015

THE TUBE HAS MOVED TO OTHER BOOBS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2015

HE'S THE TEA PARTY'S BEAU IDEAL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FUTILITY IS TOUGH TO RUN ON:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO KNEW IT WAS EVER ALIVE?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, IT'S THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2015

SIDESHOW DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 12:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR NEXT IN LINE ALWAYS WINS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2015

FAMILY MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEN REQUIRE THAT EVERY REGULATION INCLUDE A SUNSET CLAUSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FUN WHILE IT LASTED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A FOUR MAN RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2015

FUTURAMA:

Posted by orrinj at 4:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ANY SINGLE ISSUE CANDIDACY IS DIFFICULT...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MRS. WALKER HAD ENOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 12:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 21, 2015

AT THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN, ALL ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JOHN HANCOCKS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S TAILOR-MADE FOR JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 20, 2015

CORBYN IN THE COALMINE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND RICK PERRY HAS NEVER HEARD HAIL TO THE CHIEF...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GROWN-UP IN THE ROOM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2015

WHEN YOU START BLAMING THE MEDIA IT'S TIME TO CALL IT QUITS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT A MINIMUM, REPUBLICANS ARE ENTITLED TO EXPECT...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WAKE UP, SEPTEMBER'S COME:

Posted by orrinj at 9:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL ANGLOSPHERIC POLITICS IS THE SAME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WAIT, ISN'T BERNIE ENGAGING IN McCARTHYISM...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 17, 2015

TOUGH WHEN YOU'RE ONLY THE 4TH BEST GOVERNOR IN THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 10, 2015

SOMEONE WANTS A SPOT IN JEB'S CABINET:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2015

BUT NOT SIMPLE ENOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2015

WHICH IS WHY HE SHOULD RUN IN THE CHILDISH PARTY, NOT THE GROWN-UP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUMMER RE-RUN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2015

THIS ISN'T STARSHIP TROOPERS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BORN ON THIRD, THINKS HE HIT A DOUBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY THEY HARDLY MENTION HIM THIS CYCLE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 29, 2015

THE CONSERVATIVE IN THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 28, 2015

ANGER IS THIN GRUEL IN AMERICAN POLITICS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ONLY CONSTANT IS HIS IDENTIFICATION WITH SOCIALIST DICTATORS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 27, 2015

THE KNOW-NOTHING URGE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT THEN THE CANCER OPENED HIS WALLET...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 26, 2015

ANGER IS THIN GRUEL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN FAIRNESS TO THE DONALD...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2015

A CANDIDATE OF THE FUTURE VS ONE OF THE PAST:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF ONLY LOUISIANNA HAD A REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR:

Posted by orrinj at 2:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 23, 2015

FLAVOR OF THE MONTH:

Posted by orrinj at 8:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 21, 2015

THUS ENDETH THE WALKER CANDIDACY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2015

IT'S NOT WELFARE WHEN IT'S RICH WHITE GUYS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY'RE THE ONES WHO'VE ACTUALLY GOVERNED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KASICH HAS VP LOCKED UP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE ONLY SURPRISED NATIVISTS DON'T CALL THEM "TISSUE":

Posted by orrinj at 4:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LEFT IS THE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2015

THE DAMAGE THE GOVERNOR WILL HAVE TO REPAIR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF YOU OPPOSE PREPARING STUDENTS FOR JOBS...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 18, 2015

RACING TO THE BOTTOM:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 16, 2015

THE BUSH/KASICH TICKET IS A NATURAL....:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 15, 2015

THE KNOW-NOTHINGS DON'T SELECT A NOMINEE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 10, 2015

THE NEXT IN LINE ALWAYS WINS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2015

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 6, 2015

KASICH JUST CLINCHED THE VP SLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNIQUELY QUALIFIED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A KINSEY GAFFE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2015

LESS FILLING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 2, 2015

GIRLFRIEND GOT PLAYED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BERNIE, WE HARDLY KNEW YE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 1, 2015

THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2015

WINNING THE WAR ON WAGES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO'S YOUR CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2015

HE'S A BEN & JERRY'S FLAVOR, NOT A CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PARTY GROWN-UP OF THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2015

THE CULTURE WARS ARE A ROUT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RUDY GUILIANI DOWN TO THE HAIR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ADULT CANDIDATE OF THE ADULT PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A CERTAIN LACK OF DEPTH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 27, 2015

THE CULTURE WARS ARE A ROUT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2015

RUNNING FOR FLAK-CATCHER IN CHIEF:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 22, 2015

THE DIFFERENCE THAT GOVERNING MAKES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KEEP THE BUMS IN!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 20, 2015

IF YOU AREN'T ADDING TO UNEMPLOYMENT CUT MORE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 19, 2015

AN EXECUTIVE-IN-CHIEF FOR THE NEXT ECONOMY, NOT THE LAST ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2015

THE USEFUL IDIOTS' APPRENTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 17, 2015

AND IT'S THE CHRISTIAN PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 16, 2015

WE ARE ALL THIRD WAY NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 15, 2015

BECAUSE HE HAS TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION IN VERMONT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2015

LONELY TIER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WALKER '18!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO DRAMA:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WALTZING TO THE OVAL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 13, 2015

RUNNING AS JIMMY CARTER '80:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS PROBLEM IN A NUTSHELL

Posted by orrinj at 4:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT THEN, JEB DID EVERYTHING BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S RUNNING FOR VP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMMIES VS NAZIS?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2015

IT'S RED ALREADY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 10, 2015

TURNS OUT JUST WINNING ELECTIONS IN WISCONSIN ISN'T A NATIONAL PLATFORM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 9, 2015

HE COULD DEMONSTRATE SOME LEADERSHIP BONA FIDES...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOVING YOUR WIFE IS NOT A NEGATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2015

WE'RE NOT LIBERTARIANS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO HOBGOBLINS IN HIS CLOSET:

Posted by orrinj at 12:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2015

IT'S ABOUT GENUS, NOT GENIUS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 6, 2015

CLASS ACT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 4, 2015

HE'S JUST RUNNING TO BE DAN QUAYLE ANYWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 1, 2015

MAN, THEY'RE GOOD AT THIS STUFF:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MORE THEY SEE THE MORE THEY LIKE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 30, 2015

ESPECIALLY WELL-PLAYED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2015

THE COMING WALKOVER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 28, 2015

JUST AS IMPORTANT AS THE SHARE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 24, 2015

2016 MATTERS FOR THE SAME REASON 1992 DID:

Posted by orrinj at 5:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITH NO BENCH, WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO THEY HAVE?

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUCH DYSFUNCTION DOESN'T MATTER TO A SINGLE-ISSUE CANDIDACY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 23, 2015

BECAUSE HE THINKS THE WRONG SIDE WON THE WAR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 22, 2015

THE ONE WHO'S GOVERNED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GOP HAS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THINNING THE TURKEY HERD:

Posted by orrinj at 2:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2015

REAGAN, W, JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 20, 2015

FILLING THE JEB-SHAPED HOLE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2015

IS THE CHRISTIE CAMPAIGN BASED ON ANYTHING BUT ANGER?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S THE BUCKS, NOT THE PACKERS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2015

HIS ENTIRE GUBERNATORIAL LEGACY IS, AFTER ALL, JUST ONE LABOR LAW:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 4, 2015

WHY BE AFRAID OF REFORMS W WON TWICE ON?

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 2, 2015

THE LATINO IN THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 1, 2015

WE'RE THE GOVERNING PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEMOCRATS' AGNEW:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2015

ALL ANGLOSPHERIC POLITICS IS THE SAME:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2015

TOO BAD HE'S MERELY A LEGISLATOR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 23, 2015

PITCH PERFECT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2015

EXCEPT THAT THEY RACE TO THE MIDDLE AS SOON AS THEY GET NOMINATED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE WAS IN OVER HER HEAD AT STATE, NEVERMIND THE OVAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 20, 2015

EXECUTIVES HAVE TO RUN ON THEIR RECORDS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 14, 2015

HIS FIRST ANSWER WAS THE HONEST ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 10, 2015

I'LL TRY MY LUCK WITH YOU*:

Posted by orrinj at 9:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND FREE TRADE IN LABOR:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHERE THERE'S HOPE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ECONOMIC RESENTMENT DOESN'T SELL IN THE ANGLOSPHERE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 9, 2015

THE GENIUS OF THE UR...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ON THE POSITIVE SIDE, HE'S NO MORE SERIOUS THAN MITT WAS...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 8, 2015

MAKING THE MAJORITY PERMANENT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 7, 2015

CULTURE, COMMON CORE, CUTTING REGULATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 6, 2015

IT'S NOT A DISTINCTION FROM THE GOP NOMINEE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2015

LIONS?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

APPEALING TO THE BASE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A MAN AMONG BOYS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 30, 2015

IT'S MISSING THE MINUMUM BASIC INCOME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND WE HAVEN'T ELECTED ONE SINCE CARTER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE AIN'T HEAVY:

Posted by orrinj at 2:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 25, 2015

A CANDIDATE AT WAR WITH HIS ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 21, 2015

LEGISLATORS AREN'T EXECUTIVES:

Posted by orrinj at 2:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2015

GOVERNING IS NOT A DISQUALIFIER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2015

THE CONSERVATIVE IN THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 17, 2015

THUS THE HERITAGE MANDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GROWN-UP CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 16, 2015

WHEN THE BIGGER STAGE REVEALS A SMALLER MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LEADER OF THE PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOVERNING AMERICA HAS GIVEN US A DEEP BENCH:

Posted by orrinj at 2:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 15, 2015

OWNING THE BASE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PROTECTING THE VULNERABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WINNIN G THE EVANGELICAL PRIMARY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT WOULD BE A PITCH AGAINST THE RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN DANDIDATES ARE A DIME A DOZEN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 12, 2015

THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE GOVERNORS AND THE REST...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLAY THEM ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 9, 2015

OUR BROWN JESUS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 8, 2015

PURPLE TO RED?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ONE RUNNING ON A RECORD INSTEAD OF RHETORIC:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IS THERE ANY GREATER POLITICAL SKILL...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 7, 2015

THE BIG BROWN ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 6, 2015

NO WONDER THE RIGHT HATES HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 12:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 5, 2015

THE MEME WOULD PLAY BETTER IF HE HADN'T BEEN ON THE PUBLIC PAYROLL THE WHOLE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 4, 2015

SPEND MY WHOLE DAY STEALIN' CHICKENS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2015

THUS, JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2015

THE THEOCON HEIR:

Posted by orrinj at 2:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 27, 2015

IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY IN THE FIRST PLACE...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2015

GOVERNORS ARE ADULTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2015

AS IF WE NEED FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT LEGISLATORS AREN'T LEADERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR CRUZ TO BEAR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2015

THE CONSERVATIVE IN THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2015

CORRECTING THE IDIOCY OF JFK AND MITT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR MICHAEL COLLINS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BOB DOLE DISEASE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHERE'S WILTON F. PARMENTER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 18, 2015

TO BE A POPULIST IS TO FOLLOW WHIMS, NOT LEAD A MOVEMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 16, 2015

BENDING THE COST CURVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 15, 2015

THE STRATEGY HAS TO BE A BID FOR VP...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2015

WHAT THE BASE WANTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2015

FOR THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2015

GOVERNORS ARE GROWN-UPS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 11, 2015

JEB REPRESENTS THE BASE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 10, 2015

OBADGERBAMACARE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2015

CUT TO FIT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S GOOD POLICY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2015

THE NOMINEE AND THE SPOILER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 6, 2015

CAN HE GET DEGREE CREDIT?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN WITH A CHANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 4, 2015

HELPS THAT HE ALREADY GOVERNED AS A COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 1, 2015

TO HIS CREDIT, HE'S LYING NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 3:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO HIS RIVALS HOPE TO BE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2015

IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BELTWAY AND THE BASE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2015

MORE WAR ON WAGES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GROWN-UP PARTY'S GROWN-UP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HARDLY THE FIRST POL WITH A MASSIVELY INFLATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

W'S PLAYBOOK:

Posted by orrinj at 11:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GENIUS OF THE 2016 NOMINATION FIGHT...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 26, 2015

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 25, 2015

THIRD WAY CANDIDATE, THIRD WAY STAFF:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST CALL IT, REAGAN II:

Posted by orrinj at 12:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE WISCONSIN MIRACLE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 24, 2015

AN ACCIDENTAL BOON:

Posted by orrinj at 2:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 23, 2015

NKoTB:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2015

WINNING THE WAR ON WAGES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 20, 2015

LIE BACK AND THINK OF WISCONSIN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYONE ELSE IS RUNNING TO HIS LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 10:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SURPRISE! HE'S GOOD AT POLITICS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BELTWAY IS NOT THE BASE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SMART MAN, sTUPID POLITICS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 19, 2015

NOW THAT'S A PLATFORM HE COULD RUN ON:

Posted by orrinj at 2:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2015

CLEARING THE FIELD:

Posted by orrinj at 2:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2015

DECENCY IS ITS OWN REWARD...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RUN ON BILL'S VIIth:

Posted by orrinj at 2:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 16, 2015

DOWN TO TWO SWING STATE GOVERNORS IN A HURRY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 13, 2015

JUST DON'T CALL IT AMNESTY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEFINING THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HELPING POSITION HIM FOR THE GENERAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2015

DUH? HE'S A CHRISTIAN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 10, 2015

JEB IS JUST A RETURN TO VIABILITY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2015

THE ONE WHO CAN RUN ON HIS RECORD:

Posted by orrinj at 12:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2015

JEB HARDLY HAS TO INSIST ON THE THINGS W ACCOMPLISHED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2015

THE OBAMA MODEL:

Posted by orrinj at 12:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 6, 2015

WHENEVER A LIBERTARIAN SPEAKS IT'S A GAFFE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SECOND WAY ENDS BY FIRST WAY MEANS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CONSERVATISM IS THATCHERITE, NOT REAGANITE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2015

HER ACHIEVEMENT WAS MUCH GREATER THAN THAT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S GOT DUSTY'S VOTE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2015

ALL THE THIRD WAY DOES IS WIN GENERAL ELECTIONS IN THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING WORLD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2015

A CHIEF EXECUTIVE FOR CHIEF EXECUTIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2015

NOW PICK JINDAL AS YOUR RUNNING MATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2015

OF THE BASE, NOT BELTWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY'RE THE PARTY OF WASHINGTON, NYC & LA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2015

HE STANDS TO DAMAGE HIS VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CHANCES:

Posted by orrinj at 1:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 1:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2015

THE RETURN OF COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2015

TOUGH TO RUN ON DRILLING WHEN GAS IS UNDER $2:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2015

BET HILLARY'S HAPPY RIGHT AROUND NOW...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE HE'S JUST DECIDED NOT TO RUN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWN KNOWNS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOCK AND AWE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2015

THE CONSERVATIVE IN THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2015

FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHERE YOU GET TAUGHT TO THE TEST:

Posted by orrinj at 1:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2015

9 TOO MANY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2015

THE OTHER COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TWO PATHS TO THE THIRD WAY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2015

JUST ONE MORE REASON SHE WON'T RUN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JEB'S PATH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2015

WHEN YOU'RE A ONE ISSUE CANDIDATE YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BAIL ON IT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY THIS IS JEB'S TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2015

THERE'S REALLY ONLY ROOM NOW FOR A RIGHTWING EGO CANDIDACY:

Posted by orrinj at 12:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2015

IF W HAD RELEASED THE DUI RECORD IN 1998 HE'D HAVE WON:

Posted by orrinj at 1:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2015

METEORIC RISE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 7, 2015

SUCKING ALL THE OXYGEN OUT OF THE ROOM:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CONSERVATIVE TO RISE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2015

IT'S BASICALLY JUST A MATTER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE cONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 2, 2015

GOSH, HE'S BAD AT THIS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 1, 2015

JEB'S NOT JUST FORCING REPUBLICANS OUT OF THE RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 31, 2014

MAYBE HIS SHEETS ARE AT THE CLEANER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2014

HARDER TO LOSE THAN WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 23, 2014

NO HEAVY-LIFTING REQUIRED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

1864 AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 22, 2014

THE NEXT NEXT IN LINE?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ON NOT SETTLING FOR CHEAP IMITATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 18, 2014

JUDD'S CHOICE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BEST AND THE sTUPIDEST:

Posted by orrinj at 4:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2014

NEOCONOMIST IN CHIEF:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2014

IT'S OUR PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 15, 2014

TALKING TO HIMSELF AND LETTING THEM LISTEN IN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS ALWAYS WRONG:

Posted by orrinj at 3:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN SPIRO AGNEW IS AT 3%::

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND ONE REASON HE COULD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 14, 2014

A MODERATE, LIKE REAGAN AND W:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF THIS WEREN'T A MEDIA AGE HE'D BE A PRESIDENTIAL FRONT-RUNNER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 9, 2014

OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT'S REPUBLICAN SUCCESSOR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 8, 2014

ADULT SUPERVISION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CONSERVATIVE, NOT RIGHTWING:

Posted by orrinj at 12:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 7, 2014

THE GOP HASN'T NOMINATED A CANDIDATE TO THE RIGHT OF THE BASE...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE CAN RUN, AS GORE FATALLY DIDN'T, FOR BILL'S THIRD TERM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2014

NEXT MAN UP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 2, 2014

WALK THIS (THIRD) WAY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2014

COOLIDGE PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO RUN...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 21, 2014

GUYS WHO'VE GOVERNED:

Posted by orrinj at 1:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 19, 2014

NOT WITHOUT WEBB:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2014

GROWN-UP IN CHIEF:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 11, 2014

WHEREAS, THE GOP'S BENCH IS DEEP:

Posted by orrinj at 1:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 10, 2014

BOATS SUNKEN IN A RISING TIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 9, 2014

BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO SUCCEED JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 5, 2014

GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2014

HE'LL MAKE A FINE LABOR SECRETARY...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 31, 2014

NEVADA PANDA:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 29, 2014

IT IS THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2014

THE CONTENDER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2014

LEADERS DON'T NEED EXCUSES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE ALWAYS NOMINATE THE NEXT IN LINE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2014

IN DARKEST NIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2014

FAILURE TO SEPARATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2014

AND HE WINS IOWA IN A WALK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 6, 2014

IT'S THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2014

DODGING TAXES IN A LOW TAX STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ON THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2014

THE GREAT RED HOPE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2014

HAVING LEARNED NOTHING FROM MAVERICK AND MITT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 5, 2014

SENDING IN THE CALVARY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 27, 2014

HE NEEDS THE UR TO BE ENOUGH OF A DRAG TO SAVE HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 1:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 14, 2014

IT WAS ALWAYS A TIGHT RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2014

HER NAME RECOGNITION PROBABLY ISN'T AT 47% YET:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2014

ONE FLYING OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2014

THE FIREBREAK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 25, 2014

TRIICKY DICK IN A PANTSUIT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IMAGE OF DAD, THE SUBSTANCE OF BRO':

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2014

BAH, WHAT DO THEY KNOW:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2014

START PICKING THE DRAPES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 3, 2014

THIS PRESIDENT WAS REPUBLICAN ENOUGH!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2014

W'S PLAYBOOK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWN KNOWNS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 28, 2014

FOR WHOM JEB V. HILLARY IS A WIN-WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2014

A WORTHWHILE DEFINITION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 24, 2014

IT'S THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 11, 2014

FROM THE BELTWAY YOU CAN'T HEAR AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 10, 2014

IT'S THE PARTY OF GROWN-UPS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 9, 2014

IT'S THE PARTY OF THE RELIGIOUS, THE RIGHT ARE JUST HANGERS-ON:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 8, 2014

THERE'S ONLY ONE SERIOUS CANDIDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 7, 2014

TOO LATE TO GIVE HIM A SECOND TERM, BUT WE CAN GIVE HIS SON A FIRST:

Posted by orrinj at 2:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE IS NO OTHER POSITION FOR A CHRISTIAN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2014

NOTHING MOMENTARY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2014

THE GOP'S BIG MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 29, 2014

START PICKING THE CABINET:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 21, 2014

HARD TO SAY, "NO," WHEN IT'S BEING HANDED TO YOU:

Posted by orrinj at 2:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2014

THE PERFECT VP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 18, 2014

all pro:

Posted by orrinj at 11:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2014

IT'S THE RELIGIOUS PARTY, NOT THE SECULAR ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2014

JEB'S PATH TO THE OVAL JUST GOT EVEN EASIER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2014

THEY ONLY SUPPORTED MITT BECAUSE JEB DIDN'T RUN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2014

IT'S THE RELIGIOUS PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2014

FILLING THE JEB-SHAPED HOLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2014

TOPHER AT THE BRIDGE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 26, 2013

60 IN '14:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 20, 2013

THEY ARE, AFTER ALL, FELLOW NEW JERSEYANS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 30, 2013

FIRST HE HAS TO RE-ELECTED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)