July 16, 2008

PRESUMABLY NONE INCLUDE DIALECT (via The Mother Judd):

Obama releases list of approved jokes about himself (Andy Borowitz, 7/16/08, Jewish World Review)

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Barack Obama replies, "His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans."

Posted by Orrin Judd at July 16, 2008 7:50 PM
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