Sheesh! What's next, an Obama-centric version of Mojo Nixon's Elvis is Everywhere?

Or is this supposed to be sarcastic and I'm just not getting it?

D-U-M-B

If I can come up with the stuff below in 5 minutes, just imagine what we could do in an hour or 2.

Next up, the post convention version

"She's incomprehensible"
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How can it be permissible
She compromised her principles, yeah yeah
Her husband was unethical
The bungling was incredible

Shes who they'll endorse, shes a powerful force
Youre obliged to conform cause now there's no other course
She used to look dead to me, but now Obama's

Simply unelectable
Simply unelectable

His speeches were so powerful, huh
His policies devoidable
The trend was irreversible
Now Clinton is invincible

She'd pass lots of laws, that will tax you raw
She deserves the applause, You'll surrender because
She used to look dead to me, but now Obama's

Simply unelectable
Simply unelectable

Simply unelectable He's so fine, but Rezko's tellin where the money went
Simply unelectable He's so fine, Wright's just saying what he knows
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Ran out of time, but some body get right on producing this, OK?