2008 Archives

April 9, 2009

FROM THE ARCHIVES: HARDLY A SURPRISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2009

THE CO-PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2009

FROM THE ARCHIVES: HE MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN HERE WITH US... (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

December 29, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES--SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE UNICORN RIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

December 22, 2008

HOW TO BLOW AN ELECTION IN ONE EASY VOTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

December 2, 2008

THE SHADOW PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM

November 26, 2008

WORSHIPPING BA'AL WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

November 24, 2008

REBUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:54 PM

November 22, 2008

WELL, THEY DO CALL IT THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION, DON'T THEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 PM

November 15, 2008

WHY THE GOP IS THE 60% PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

November 14, 2008

IF ONLY HE'D RUN THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 PM

WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF FAMILY FRIENDS WE PRETEND NOT TO KNOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

November 12, 2008

BROTHERS JUDD ELECTION CONTEST 2008:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:43 AM

November 11, 2008

"I VOTED AGAINST ACCOUTABILITY!":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

THE U.R. SHOULD REALLY THANK RUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:58 PM

November 10, 2008

THE U.R. WAS THE CABANA BOY, BUT MAVERICK IS NO BUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 PM

NO UNICORN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

RULE #1 FOR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

November 8, 2008

JUST ANOTHER ELECTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM

November 7, 2008

BOEHNER'S BONER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 PM

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

AS IRVING AND GERTRUDE WERE THE ONES WHO GOT IT IN THE FIRST GENERATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

November 6, 2008

NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT WAIT FOR THEIR PONIES (via Bruno Behrend):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

NOW LET'S SEE OUR MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

November 5, 2008

WHY BUSH/ROVE WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE UR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 PM

AN UNRECOGNIZABLE PARTISAN HACK ON TUESDAY....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 PM

NOW THEY TELL US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM

COALITION OF THE DEPENDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

THAT WOULD BE A CURIOUS WAY TO START A REALIGNMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 PM

HIS ENTIRE NARRATIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:23 AM

November 4, 2008

NOT W'S PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 PM

HERE'S THE BIG QUESTION AFTER TONIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 PM

LIVE ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE

Posted by Stephen Judd at 11:30 PM

NON-VOTERS DON'T VOTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 PM

FOOL ME ONCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 PM

THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

CUPIDITY AND PSYCHE '08:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM

THE UNFORTUNATE REALITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

"NEVER ALL THAT IMPORTANT" (via William P. Sulik):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

November 3, 2008

THIS WAS INTERESTING ON THE FRONTLINE SPECIAL TONIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 PM

C'MON, DIEBOLD, GIMME SOME LOVE:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 7:33 PM

A TEST OF POLITICAL ACUMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 PM

ILL-SERVED BY HIS (PRISON-WIVES):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 PM

IT WOULD BE PECULIAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 PM

MINSTRELRY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:16 PM

KRISTOL HAVING A BALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM

WAS THE UNICORN RIDER REALLY "LOOKING FOR A...FRIEND" IN THE PLO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 PM

AN ELECTION ABOUT CONTINUITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM

HOPEFUL RESULTS, IF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 AM

EVEN IF YOU AREN'T ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MAVERICK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:36 AM

YOU FORGOT THE PONY (via Worldwide Standard):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM

WHAT? NO CHIA REVEREND WRIGHT? (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

IF YOU CAN'T LYNCH OSAMA, ELECT OBAMA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE FREEZE-OUT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

WHAT PART OF "ALL MEN" DON'T DEMOCRATS GET THIS TIME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

THE CHANGELING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

November 2, 2008

SCREW THE VOTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:25 PM

NOT A PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

WAS ANYONE WATCHING SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 PM

TIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 PM

HERE'S WHY YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

SO, NO PONY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

DAVID BRODER TRIES TO CONVINCE HIMSELF THAT THE UNICORN RIDER WON'T BE A DISASTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

EXPLAINING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

November 1, 2008

WHAT'S REMARKABLE GOT TO DO WITH IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 PM

WE WERE JUST SURE THOSE WHITE FOLK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

WELL, HE IS A DRAG ON THE TICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

UNDEFINED, INEXPERIENCED, AND UNTESTED (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM

COMING HOME TO SARAH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM

WHAT DO THEY TEACH IN THAT CHURCH HE BELONGS TO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

October 31, 2008

TWO DIMENSIONAL = SKINNY = RACISM!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 PM

THOUGH WE RECALL HIM AS WITHOUT BLEMISH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 PM

AS MUCH AS THEY'D LIKE TO BLAME W OR ACORN OR SARAH OR WHOEVER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

WHILE IT'S A HOPEFUL SIGN THAT HIS AIDES SAY HE'S LYING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

AFTER ALL, WHICH OF US DOESN'T WORK AND DINE WITH TERRORISTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

EVENTUALLY THE FAR RIGHT BLENDS INTO THE LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

October 30, 2008

VOTE LIKE A SWEDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

AND INDEPENDENTS WONDER WHY NO ONE TAKES THEM SERIOUSLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 PM

WE MAY NOT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE REAL MARGIN IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM

IF THIS IS HOW HE SPENDS HIS OWN MONEY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

IT'S RARE THAT WE KNOW SO PRECISELY WHERE A RACE TURNED AND WHY....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

THE ONE'S WITH THE DICTATOR, THE OTHER WITH THE dEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

MAKING TOM EAGLETON LOOK LIKE A SAVVY PICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

THREADING THE NEEDLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

EXTRAORDINARY POPULAR DELUSION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

THE LOVING SON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

October 29, 2008

WE WANT THE REVEREND WRIGHT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 PM

STUBBORNLY CLINGING BELOW 50%:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

INHERIT THE WINDBAGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

October 28, 2008

LEANERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 PM

THAT STUBBORN 50% CEILING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:10 PM

FORTUNATELY, THE FRENCH ARE TOUGH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM

HERE'S ALL I KNOW ABOUT AN OBAMA VICTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

VOTE UNICORN RIDER, SO GRANDMA CAN STOP KNITTING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

October 27, 2008

SWEATING BALLOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 PM

IF IT WERE "HOLLOWED" INSTEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 PM

COULD BE A FUN WEEK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 PM

STILL WINNABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:28 PM

SO MUCH FOR THE MOST NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN EVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

IF THERE WERE A BETTER IDEA WE'D BE DOING IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

YOU SOMETIMES SEE PEOPLE WEARING "I'M WITH STUPID" T-SHIRTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

LET'S FACE IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

October 26, 2008

IF MAVERICK MATCHES BOB DOLE'S TEN POINT GAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 PM

CAN'T FIGHT THE FED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:29 AM

PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

October 25, 2008

THE SCENE THAT COMES TO MIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE PARSING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 PM

THE FRONT-RUNNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

CHECKERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

THE BEST THING ABOUT THE NEXT GOVERNMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 AM

IT'S BEEN THIRTY YEARS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

THE AUTOPEN PRESIDENCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

A HOOP OR TWO AND YOU'RE HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

ROGUE FEMALE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

October 24, 2008

YA' THINK SO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 PM

THE ONE, UNPLUGGED (via Thomas Crown):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

WHO GETS MAURY POVICH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

THAT'LL MOTIVATE THE BASE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

October 23, 2008

AMEN, BROTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 PM

YOU SHALL NOT CRUCIFY THE PLUMBER ON A CROSS OF REDISTRIBUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

A MODEST LEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:51 PM

WHILE THE MAVERICK/PENGUIN, BATMAN/OBAMA COMPARISON IS OBVIOUS... (via The Wife [and minions])

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE MOVING ON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 AM

FEED THE CONCERN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

GEEZ, THEY'RE ALREADY END-RUNNING THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

October 22, 2008

KEYSTONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 PM

BUT THEY DO DRIVE THE RIGHT NUTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 PM

WE CAN BELIEVE A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT THIS RACE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:56 PM

THERE'S A REASON WE ELECT GOVERNORS, NOT SENATORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:47 PM

WHO IS THIS PLUMBER TO QUESTION THE MESSIAH? (via Glen Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM

5 FOR FIGHTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

October 21, 2008

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE INTERNALS!?!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 PM

HEY, BUDDY, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE KOOL-AID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

THE PAUSE BUTTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

DOES REGISTERING NON-VOTERS DO ANYTHING BUT MESS UP THE POLLSTERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

OF COURSE HE DOES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

THE LEFT MAY HAVE CONTEMPT FOR HISTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

IT'S NOT A SPRINT, IT'S A PENTATHALON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

IS HE A CLINTON OR A HOOVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

October 20, 2008

POLITICS AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM

NOT A PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 PM

MANIFEST DENSITY (via Jorge Curioso):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

FORGET FOREIGN POLICY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:10 PM

October 19, 2008

BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO POLISH THE UNICORN'S HORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 PM

WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 PM

HE'S NEVER SEEMED COMFORTABLE WITH THE GOP ON CULTURAL ISSUES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 PM

NOTHING BETTER DEMONSTRATES CONSERVATIVE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 PM

THE LATEST RIGHTWING FANTASY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

TALENT SPOTTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

GOVERNOR PALIN ON SNL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

October 18, 2008

EVENTUALLY YOU GET TO THE POINT WHERE THERE ARE JUST THREE PEOPLE IN THE VOTING BOOTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 PM

NOW THAT'S MORAL EQUIVALENCE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 PM

THE RECIPE FOR '94:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 PM

PRESIDENT KERRY SAYS, "THE ONE IS A LOCK":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM

THE TRUE ROLE OF RACE IN THE CAMPAIGN IS REVEALED BY A SIMPLE THOUGHT EXPERIMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

October 17, 2008

BUT WHEN DO I GET MY PONY? (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 PM

ONLY DISKMIEC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 PM

REMEMBER HOW FORTHCOMING THE LAST DEMOCRAT WAS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

WHOOPS, NEVERMIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM

THE FRANCHISE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

I JUST KNOW THAT THIS TIME THE NON-VOTERS WILL VOTE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 PM

NICE WORK, TANCRETINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

AT LEAST THE UNICORN RIDER IS TOO INEXPERIENCED TO HAVE WEIGHED IN ON THE COLD WAR...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM

NOT EVEN HALF BAKED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

THERE IS NO MORE RELIABLE ELECTORAL INDICATOR IN PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

October 16, 2008

WHY ISN'T THIS JOHN MCCAIN ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 PM

HE COULDN'T SPELL POTATO IF YOU SPOTTED HIM THE "T" THE "O" AND THE "E""

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:33 PM

WELL, HE IS A VACUUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

WHAT ROUGH BEAST SCHLEPS TOWARDS PALM BEACH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

THE AD WRITES ITSELF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:25 PM

I'M VOTING FOR WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:15 PM

HOW IS THAT A LEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:09 PM

THEY'RE JUST BEGGING FOR AN EXCUSE TO VOTE MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING VOTERS TO TAKE A SECOND LOOK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

October 15, 2008

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A KLANSMAN AND A WEATHERMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 PM

OCCAM'S SCALPEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 PM

WHEN BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT, WE'LL GROW ACCUSTOMED TO SUCH MAGIC...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

DIS-HARM)NIC CONVERGENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:11 PM

THE STUBBORN RESISTANCE TO THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 PM

PAGING JOHN LEWIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

October 14, 2008

HE PUTS THE "O" IN BLUTO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 PM

PARTY LIKE IT'S 1993...1977...1962...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

OH, FOR THOSE NON-PARTISAN GORE V. BUSH DAYS OF YORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM

THE RETURN OF THE ANGRY WHITE MALE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

SPEAKING OF CIRCUSES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

YOU CAN'T CONCEIVABLY EXPLAIN WHY ANYONE SHOULD KNOW OR CARE WHO BILL AYERS IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

HELP HE DOESN'T NEED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

BORN TO MAKE MISTAKES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

October 13, 2008

JUST A MATTER OF WHO LEADS THE CRUSADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 PM

MAVERICK CAN'T WIN IF HE LOSES MARRIED WOMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

THE "O" IS MOSTLY HOLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 PM

CLAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM

ARABS ARE, AFTER ALL, SEMITES TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

October 12, 2008

A BUYING OPPORTUNITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:15 PM

October 11, 2008

SO SPAKE THE FIRESTARTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 PM

TAKE IT AWAY JOHN McCAIN::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

IF THE 2012 PRIMARIES WERE STARTING TODAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

October 10, 2008

WHO IS RICHARD HERTZ?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

WHY WOULD THEY VOTE FOR A PARTY THAT HATES THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

OFF MESSAGE! OFF MESSAGE! OFF MESSAGE! :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

EVERYBODY STEPS ON ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

WELL, THAT WON'T HELP IN FL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

YOU CAN BE ONE OR THE OTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

October 9, 2008

AND YOU WONDER WHY MODO HATES HER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:44 PM

TIM McCARVER FOR PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM

A HELPFUL REMINDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

'CAUSE A WEATHERMAN IS A PERSON IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

ONE OBVIOUS PROBLEM HERE... (via h-man):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

IF NOTHING ELSE COMES OUT THIS ELECTION:....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

October 8, 2008

DOESN'T ANYONE READ THEIR GEORGE LAKOFF?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:57 PM

October 7, 2008

DEBATE THREAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

WELL, THEY DO KEEP TELLING US HOW MUCH FOREIGNERS LIKE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 PM

IT'S NOT AS IF MR. AYERS IS STILL A FUGITIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 PM

MAYBE PERCY SUTTON JUST TRANSPOSED....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 PM

HE MAY NOT HAVE THE SELF-CONTROL TO DO IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

FOR THE NEOCONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

T-SHIRTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 AM

GAME, SET, MATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

EVERYONE ROOTED FOR THE HARDHATS, NOT THE HIPPIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

October 6, 2008

ONE RIDES A UNICORN, THE OTHER'S RIDING A PITBULL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 PM

PASSION GO BOOM!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

PERHAPS THE ONLY NEWSWORTHY VIDEOS YOU SEE LESS THAN THIS ONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

October 5, 2008

SENATOR OBAMA HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO OBFUSCATE ON THE MATTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

THAT ONE LEFT A MARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

October 4, 2008

ONE LAST HAIL MARY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 PM

TWO THINGS ABOUT THAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 PM

IS IT REALLY FAIR TO JUDGE A GUY BY HIS FRIENDS AND MENTORS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

CATSKILLING HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

IF THE RACE WASN'T FLUID...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

IN ORDER TO BE FORGIVEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:20 AM

October 3, 2008

ALMOST ROYALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

WHAT IS THE POINT OF MITT ROMNEY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:11 PM

WHICH IS HOW MAVERICK COMPOUNDED THE HOUSE GAFFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

MEASURED BY GEOLOGICAL TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

October 2, 2008

DEBATE THREAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 PM

GEEZ, AND OUR KIDS WERE GOING T BE SATISFIED IF THE UNICORN RIDER BROUGHT THEM AN ICE CREAM CONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

TRADE YOU A THOUSAND BIDENS FOR ONE PALIN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:29 PM

HEY, THEY REALLY ARE BRINGING BACK CAMELOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 PM

REPLACE IMPLAUSIBLE WITH UNSERIOUS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

DIDN'T HELP PETE COORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

October 1, 2008

OBLIGATORY LE PEN REFERENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:28 PM

WE SHOULD DEFINITELY MAKE THEM THE 51ST STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:08 PM

A JOE BIDEN MOMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

THINGS CHANGE FAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

WITH THESE, AGAINST THESE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 PM

WELL, HE DID BRAVE THE DREADED IOWA WINTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:23 PM

WELL, HE'S USED TO BEING A PRISONER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

PEGGING THE BS METER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

JOE SIXPACK IN LIPSTICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

September 30, 2008

WE'RE FILLING UP THE EMPTY LITTLE WESSELS, HORST (via pchuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 PM

THE PLAN IS THE McCAIN CANDIDACY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

September 29, 2008

RIGHT AS TO EFFECT, WRONG AS TO CAUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 PM

WHERE'S JOHN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 PM

WHERE WAS JOHN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:47 PM

CONSIDER THIS FOR A MOMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 AM

SO WAS THE POINT OF THIS EXERCISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 AM

DOES JUST KNOWING HOW TO RIDE A UNICORN MAKE ONE GREAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

THIS IS WHERE SARAH PALIN SHOULD BE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

THE ADVICE OUGHTN'T BE HOW TO DEBATE WOMEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

SETTING FREE THE SARAHCUDA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

September 28, 2008

TREAT HER LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA TREATS YOU...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

SAY WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

ANOTHER REASON TO FLIP THE TICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

FORTUNATELY FOR THE DEMOCRATS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

MAVERICK'S NEW PRISON WIFE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

TWO EISENHOWER REPUBLICANS VS THE FRINGES OF EACH PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

September 27, 2008

WE NOMINATED WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

CAUCUS VS PRIMARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:06 PM

CAN ANYONE READ THIS DANG THING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

THE WAGES OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

DO YOU SUPPOSE HE CAN EVEN FIND INDIA ON A MAP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

HITTING IT STIFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

September 26, 2008

A TIE DON'T GO TO THE MESSIAH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 PM

WHICH IS WHY MAVERICK SHOULD HAVE STAYED AND MOVED THE DEBATE TO TUESDAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

MAYBE HE IS JEREMIAH DENTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

GETTING OUT OF A JAM BY GETTING OUT OF POWER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:26 PM

AND REALLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM

GAME ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

GOING "THE OTHER WAY":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

DO REPUBLICANS WANT THE PRESIDENCY OR IDEOLOGICAL PURITY?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

NEWT TURNED US INTO DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

WELL, IT'S NEVER BORING WHEN MAVERICK IS AROUND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

September 25, 2008

SOMETIMES THE STUPID PARTY IS JUST sTUPID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 PM

HERE'S AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 PM

JOHN McCAIN NEVER MADE ANY MONEY, SAVING THE WORLD FROM SOLOMON BROTHERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

AND YOU THOUGHT THEY HATED KANSAS BEFORE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:44 PM

CHECKING IN ON THE F.O.O.'s:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:41 PM

HAVE YOU THANKED MAVERICK TODAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:39 PM

LOCKED & LOADED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

GOTTA LOVE THAT THESE DAYS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

LIKE MS SILVERMAN SAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 AM

THANKS, BUBBA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

WANT TO HAND ME THE LUFA, GEORGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

MO IN MI, NO MO JR. IN CO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

SEE, YOU KNEW THEY'D FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

WHETHER YOU'RE AN OBAMANAUT OR A McCAINIAC....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

September 24, 2008

THE ONE BEFORE THE ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

KNOWING WHEN TO FOLD 'EM IS A START:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 PM

ALL DEMOCRATS HAVE TO DO IS WRITE THE BLANK CHECK BY FRIDAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 PM

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO DO ANYTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:35 PM

DON'T HIDE YOUR LIGHT UNDER THE FRIDAY NIGHT BUSHEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:15 PM

September 23, 2008

HE PRACTICALLY IS AN AUTO INDUSTRY BAILOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:14 PM

HEY, LOOK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26th...THE DAY THE RUNNING STOPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

GEORGIA WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

WITH THE EXCEPTION OF TR, HOOVER AND NIXON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

DOES THE UNICORN RIDER EVEN KNOW HE LIVES IN THE ANGLOSPHERE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

September 22, 2008

THE ONLY SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL DECISION THE UNICORN RIDER HAS EVER MADE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 PM

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 PM

THE SNOWMOBILE BELT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

'TIL THE LAST DOG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

ONE WRONG WORD AND HE COULD BE CRUCIFIED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:35 PM

NOT TO QUESTION THE MEDIA'S IMPARTIALITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:16 PM

WE MAY NEVER KNOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:28 PM

NOT A PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM

WALKING UP THE GUNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:49 PM

WHILE THOSE WHO PAID ANY ATTENTION TO THE 4TH SPEECH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

ALTHOUGH MR. DUKAKIS HAD ACTUALLY GOVERNED SOMETHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

CHICKS DIG 'EM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

WHEN YOUR REACH EXCEEDS YOUR GRASP OF POLITICAL REALITIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

September 21, 2008

RULE ONE--NEVER ADOPT A CRISIS AS YOUR OWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM

WASN'T THE BLOOM SUPPOSED TO COME OFF THE ROSE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 PM

IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIS VERBAL DIARRHEA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

ISN'T THE POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

THE REASSURING SAMENESS OF DIFFERENT MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

September 20, 2008

HE'S HANDED YOU THE BALL, RUN WITH IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

IDENTITY POLITICS EATS ITS OWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 PM

WHILE THE IMPULSE IS PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE... (via pchuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 AM

DEMOCRATS VS RARITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:44 AM

AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE REVEREND WRIGHT YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

September 19, 2008

THE PERFECT LIBERAL CLIMATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 PM

TAMP 'EM UP SOLID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 PM

NEXT THEY'LL BE TELLING US IT'S JUST A HORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 PM

GEEZ, SHE REALLY IS RONALD REAGAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 AM

OUGHTN'T THE UNICORN RIDER BE EXPLAINING WHY HE'D REVERSE US POLICY AND MEET WITH HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM

IF THESE DANG CONSERVATIVE WOME ARE GOING TO MARRY AND BREED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

AMERICA IS A PLACE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

CONSIDERING THAT DEMOCRATS TOOK THE HOUSE BY RUNNING CONSERVATIVES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

September 18, 2008

MAVERICK OUGHT TO AT LEAST OFFER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

WHEN JOE'S TALKING HE'S LOSING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM

NEEDLESSLY ELLIPTICAL, BUT RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:22 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE TYPHOON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

September 17, 2008

WHAT OBAMA AND COMPANY MEAN BY AGE APPROPRIATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 PM

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET A FLASH... (via Jay Ostrander):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 PM

REFORM IT, DON'T REPEAL IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 PM

FACING FACTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

HE'S TALKING WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER, SO YOU CAN'T EXPECT HIM TO MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

THE 45% CEILING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

FOR ALL THE TALK OF DIFFERENCE AND CHANGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

September 16, 2008

BARRACK OBAMA, THE CITIES AND NOTHING BUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 PM

BUT FOR THE WIFE, SHE'D BE THE PERFECT WOMAN (via David Cohen)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 PM

MAYBE THEY COULD JELL-O WRESTLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM

UH-OH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:40 PM

THE ELECTION ISN'T OVER UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS COMPARE THE REPUBLICAN TO HOOVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

JUST AS BELTWAY TYPES THINK BEING VICE PRESIDENT MUST BE WICKED HARD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:10 PM

PINING FOR AN ECHO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

EVEN WITHOUT THE RIFLE, AN ALASKAN VS A FROG IS HARDLY A FAIR FIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 AM

WHEN YOU'RE AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY RUNNING FOR OFFICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM

IF ONLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

A 'MISTAKE' SPEAKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

HE MAY BE THE ONE, BUT HE SPEAKS DOUBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

WHAT HAVE YOU TO DO WITH ME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

YOU CAN TELL JUST HOW OUT OF TOUCH THE ELITES ARE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

September 15, 2008

IN FAIRNESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 PM

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

THE STAFF LASSOES THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUNDAMENTALISTS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 PM

DIDN'T THEY GET THAT CRAZY VIET VET STUFF OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM IN THE '80s?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

WHICH RAISES THE OBVIOUS QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

WE'RE JUST AMATEURS, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:39 PM

STATE OF THE RACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM

STOP THE UNICORN, I WANT TO GET OFF

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

WHEN THE EXTERNALS MATCH THE INTERNALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:16 PM

HE OUGHT TO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

THE GOING HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN TOUGH YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

KANSAS AIN'T ON THE SEINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

WHAT IS THE SOUND OF THE ONE'S HOPES IMPLODING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

GEEZ, HE REALLY IS JOHN KERRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

OOPS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

MESSAGE--"I'M A PARTISAN HACK":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

THERE'S A TALKING POINT FOR YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

ROLLING WITTH THE KING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

KNOCKED LOOPY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

September 14, 2008

THERE'S THE POSITION YOU WANT YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TO BE IN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 PM

SINCE MR. OBAMA HAS TRIED TO DEMONSTRATE HAWKISHNESS BY SAYING HE'D INVADE PAKISTAN...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 PM

STOP? THEY HAVEN'T REACHED CHINA YET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM

VOTE OBAMA, OR ELSE, MOFO!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

NO ONE WOULD ARGUE IT WAS A PICK MEANT TO HELP WITH THE ELECTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 PM

ON MESSAGE EVEN BEFORE SHE WAS ON THE TICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

ALL DEFENSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

LIKE ASKING CLIFF CLAVIN FOR ADVICE ON DATING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:25 PM

MEANWHILE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

WHEN YOU THINK YOUR CANDIDATE IS THE MESSIAH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:17 PM

IDENTITY CRISIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

DID YOU HEAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM

DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:56 PM

...THE BELTWAY SCORNED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM

THANKS, LORNE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

RAISING THE TONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

YOU ALWAYS KNEW HE'D BE ON DEFENSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

BUT THE BELTWAY ONLY RESPECTS INSIDERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

IT'S NOT THE ADJECTIVE, IT'S THE MARITAL STATUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

ALL DEFENSE, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

September 13, 2008

NOT A PARODY (va Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 PM

LIKE FOUND MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

WHEN YOU'VE MADE ONE DECISION IN YOUR POLITICAL LIFE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:36 AM

IT'S NOT THE MISTAKE THAT SHOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR CAMPAIGN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

WHEN DERANGEMENT DRIVES THE BUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

BUT IS SHE GOOD FOR THE JEWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

WHAT HE FAILS TO NOTE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

RENDER UNTO GOD OR TRY TO BE CAESAR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

HE'S NO BRIAN LAMB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

REACHING EVEN THE LEAST LIKELYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

September 12, 2008

AS THE HONEY TRAP SPRINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 PM

FOR BEING THE CANDIDATE WHO ISN'T A FORMER NAVY PILOT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 PM

EVEN AL GORE AT LEAST GOT IT TO COURT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 PM

WHEN YOU PICK A VP KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR CRAMMING HS FEET IN HIS MOUTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:41 PM

AND ALL A FISH WOULD HAVE TO DO TO WIN THE TOUR DE FRANCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:28 PM

CLASSIC!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 PM

HE SHOULD BE MORE CONCRETE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 PM

FROM THE SUBHELPFUL HEADLINES DEPARTMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 PM

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE WRITING STARTS TO APPEAR ON THE BLANK SLATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

NOT A PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

IS THAT BILL CLINTON OR JEREMIAH DENTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

"QUIT LYING ABOUT MY RECORD!"

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

IT AIN'T CALLED THE STUPID PARTY FOR NOTHIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

IF ADDING A BIG LEAGUER WOULD HAVE TOLD US ABOUT HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

BLABBERMOUTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

HE MAY NO LONGER HAVE A CHOICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

ALL DEFENSE, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

KARL ROVE JUST HAS TO BE INVOLVED SOMEHOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

HE'S DEATH ON "MISTAKES":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 10, 2008

WAS IT THE INVISIBLE PLANE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 PM

WHO WILL TELL THE UNICORN RIDER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

SO DUMB HE'S BELIEVABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:47 PM

WHEN A POLITICAL PARTY HAS NO ADULT SUPERVISION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:28 PM

EVEN IF IT ISN'T PARTICULARLY TRUE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:46 PM

SILLY REPUBLICANS, SHE'S NOT A PIG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

EVEN A PHONY PROBLEM OUGHT TO BE HARDER TO SOLVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

SHOULDN'T SHE BE JEANNIE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

TYPICALLY, THIS MANY ROOKIE MISTAKES GETS YOU SENT TO AAA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM

WALKIN' ON BROKEN GLASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 AM

STOP THE UNICORN RIDE, I WANT TO GET OFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM

SWIMMING IN SARACUDA INFESTED WATERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 AM

ALL DEFENSE, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

THE QUEEREST THING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

THE HEADLINE SAYS IT ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

UNEASY RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

A WISE MAN NEVER BUYS INTO HIS OWN HYPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

WITH MR. OBAMA RUNNING ON IDENTITY WHY SHOULD THEY VOTE HIS INSTEAD OF THEIR OWN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

HE DOES LEAD THE REACTIONARY PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

TAKING BACK THE HOUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

September 9, 2008

AT LEAST SHE DOESN"T CALL MS PALIN A PIG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 PM

NO WONDER HE USUALLY JUST VOTED "PRESENT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 PM

THE CHALLENGE OF RIDING THE WEAK HORSE (OR, IN THIS CASE, UNICORN):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 PM

EVEN THE STUPID PARTY COULD COME UP WITH A CODE PEOPLE COULD READ:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 PM

NOT A PARODY ALERT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 PM

BR'ERCUDA AND THE BRIAR PATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

ALL DEFENSE, ALL THE TIME

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 PM

DOUBLING DOWN ON A LOSING HAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

THE UNICORN RIDER CAN BARELY EVEN WIN REGISTEREDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 PM

HOYA PARANOIA (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

CAN IT BE A COINCIDENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:20 PM

SOMEONE MIGHT WANT TO EXPLAIN TO HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

THE RETREAT TO IDENTITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

SAFE AS HOUSES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

WHILE THE UNICORN RIDER SAT ON THE SIDELINES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

OF STRONG HORSES, WEAK HORSES AND UNICORNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

AS THE STORY FROM HUNTSVILLE SUGGESTED YESTERDAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

September 8, 2008

YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 PM

THE LEFT AND THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 PM

THERE'S AMPLE REASON TO BE DUBIOUS ABOUT A SWING THAT MASSIVE...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 PM

OBAMA VS THE KLINGONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 PM

SHIFTING TO FLAIL MODE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 PM

SO THE VP DEBATE IS SHAPING UP AS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

WELL, HE IS EUROPEAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:22 PM

IF BOTH SIDES JUST HOLD SERVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:37 PM

IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:52 AM

IT'S NOT THAT THE POLL NUMBERS MATTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 AM

WHY SHOULDN'T WOMEN ENJOY THE SAME THRILL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

SO HE'LL WAIT UNTIL THE ECONOMY IS HEALTHY ENOUGH IT CAN WITHSTAND THE DAMAGE OF HIS POLICIES?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

THE VALUE OF POLLS AND FOCUS GROUPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

GEEZ, THE PRESS IS EVEN WRITING THE ANTI-OBAMA ADS NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

YOU CAN SEE THE OBAMA RESPONSE NOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

September 7, 2008

CAN YOU SPELL MO'? (via David Hill, The Bronx):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 PM

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PITY THE FISH YOU WRAP IN IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 PM

THE SOUND OF SHARPENING KNIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 PM

HELP ME, HILLARY, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

SUBLIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 PM

THE "ORGANIZERS" ARE THERE TO ANNIHILATE THE COMMUNITY::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 PM

BUT CAN HE WHISTLE GRIEG?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:26 PM

AND YOU THOUGHT HOPE FLOATED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

LIKEWISE, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT MARGIN BILL CLINTON WOULD BE BEATING MAVERICK BY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 AM

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED RIDING A UNICORN AND ANSWERING QUESTIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

JOE MUST GO...P:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

WHEN YOU TALK TO SOCCER MOMS KANSAS LISTENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

September 6, 2008

STOP US IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 PM

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHY THE CHANGE MATTERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:56 PM

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:51 PM

EVEN MICHAEL DUKAKIS HAD BEEN IN THE MILITARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

MITT & RUDY OUGHT TO JUST MOVE TO MI & WI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

LESS LAUNDRY LIST, MORE LIFE LESSON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

September 5, 2008

HOPEFULLY THEY CUT IN FOR JUST THE LAST TEN MINUTES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 PM

SISTERHOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE ME, BUT THIS ISN'T A PARODY EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:22 PM

AND THEN THE UNICORN RIDER BROUGHT ME A SANDBOX!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:34 PM

THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE EMPTY CRADLE IS THE HAND THAT RUES THE WORLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

IF MAVERICK'S CHOICE WAS LIKE GEORGE McGOVERN'S...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:50 AM

THERE'S A REASON CHURCH-GOERS WIN ELECTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

FLEEING MINNESOTA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T VET YOUR VP CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

WHO'S THIS "OUR," KEMOSABE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

ALMOST AN INSIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

CRANK UP THE ELDERS OF ZION CONSPIRACY THEORIES!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

THAT REALLY WHERE YOU WANT TO GO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

September 4, 2008

DOES NO ONE EDIT THE CANDIDATES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 PM

LETTING MAVERICK BE MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 PM

36 YEARS OF ALWAYS BEING WRONG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

AS THE OBAMA/BIDEN TICKET BEGINS TO GIVE OFF THE STENCH OF DUKAKIS/BENTSEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 PM

ONE SPEECH AND THEY DITCH THEIR READINESS ARGUMENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

NO WONDER RUSH CALLS HIM McGENIUS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

AT 10:30 SHE WAS TOM EAGLETON IN A SKIRT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

IF HE'S THE MESSIAH HOW COME SHE HAS ALL THE CONVERTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 AM

LIPSTICK TRACERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

THE CLOSING OF THIS TRAP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

BECAUSE AS NOW HAS ALWAYS SAID....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

September 3, 2008

SORT OF A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER WITH ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 PM

UM, IS THAT REALLY A RESPONSE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 PM

ROVEBOTMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

HERE'S A DISTURBING THOUGHT ABOUT THE AMERICAN LEFT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:58 PM

THUS, DEMOGRAPHYSTERIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

IT'S HER FAITH, STUPID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

DAILY DOUBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 AM

IF THEY WERE ADULTS FAMILIES WOULDN'T SCARE THEM SO MUCH (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

SARAH PALIN, DINK-a-DUNKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:30 AM

IT'S DAN QUAYLE'S AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

HONEY TRAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

BR'ER MAVERICK AND THE ARTICULATE PATCH :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH JUNO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

IS THAT ALL YOU GET FOR WORSHIPPING THE UNICORN RIDER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

September 2, 2008

SHE'S SO SMART SHE'S COUNTED TO INFINITY...TWICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 PM

YES, BARRY, THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM

WHEN WE PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

HOW COULD HE SKIP A FREE TRIP TO MINNESOTA, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 PM

HOWEVER, WORKING IN MR. OBAMA'S FAVOR... (via Glen Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 PM

TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

IDENTITY CRISIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 PM

AND YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

IN FAIRNESS TO THE UNICORN RIDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

LET'S PRAY HE NEVER PUTS HIS TALK INTO ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

LEAVE IT TO THE LEFT TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

September 1, 2008

ONLY FROM THE IVORY TOWERS DOES IT SEEM LIKE A NEGATIVE TO MARRY AND HAVE A CHILD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 PM

THUD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM

IF THE TRUTH OFFEND THEE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 PM

PSSST, EMPEROR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

LEADING BY EXAMPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM

SOMETIMES A LITTLE SHI'A LIBERATION GOES A LONG WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

CAT FIGHT!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

"HIS NAME IS LEVI":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

ONCE YOU DECIDE THAT HE'S YOUR MESSIAH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

WHERE DID YOU GO, WHITTAKER CHAMBERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

COMFORT ZONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

MOSSAD KNOWS WHICH SIDE ITS BREAD IS BUTTERED ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

WHEN THE POST-MORTEMS ARE WRITTEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

August 31, 2008

ANOTHER ONE OFF THE RESERVATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM

YOU'D THINK A CONVENTION WHERE GOD ADDRESSED US FROM A TEMPLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

WELL, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T CALL HER SKINNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

OWHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 PM

WE DON'T GET IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHY THEY'RE SO TERRIFIED TO HAVE HER ON STAGE WITH JOE BIDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

LET'S HOPE THEY DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

THE REAL SAM'S CLUB REPUBLICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

BUT, IN THE MORNING, TIMMY WOKE UP ONLY TO FIND THAT THE MAGICAL UNICORN RIDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 PM

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHO'S WINNING THE EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE ARGUMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM

I'VE GOT IT! SHE'S A FAT, BALD, WASHINGTON INSIDER!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 AM

WHILE PALTRY BY COMPARISON TO HIS RUNNING MATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

SEMIOTICS, WHERE EVERY SYMBOL MEANS WHATEVER I WANT IT TO MEAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

IF HE'D START A WAR WITH RUSSIA JUST TO HELP MAVERICK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

WHILE IT'S NICE OF MODO TO BE HONEST ABOUT THE LEFT'S FEAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RUMOR MONGER SHOULDN'T THEY BE BENEFICIAL TO YOU, NOT HARMFUL?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

HARD TO BE MORE CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH THE GRIZZLY BEAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

DOWN TO DETAILS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

VP CONTEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 30, 2008

THIS DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE THAT HARD A QUESTION, BUT FOLKS ARE STRUGGLING WITH IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

IN NO PROFESSION IS THERE MORE TO BE IRONIC ABOUT THAN POLITICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 PM

IS JOURNALISM REALLY A B.S. DEGREE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM

NEVER TOO EARLY TO START LEAVING A TRAIL OF BROKEN PROMISES, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 PM

THEY HAVE A NAME FOR CANDIDATES WHO PANDER TO VOTERS...."MR. PRESIDENT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

HM
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 PM

EVEN MOTHER NATURE WANTS MAVERICK TO WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 PM

LANGLEY DELENDA EST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 PM

CASH COW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:00 PM

SHE HAS OBVIOUS APPEAL FOR HAMPSHIREMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM

BEING AN OLD DEMOCRAT HE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO ADVOCATE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:16 PM

THE INSULARITY OF THE INTERNATIONALISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

DEFLATING ORIGINS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF LYING ABOUT ACHIEVEMENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

A BREED APART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

MAVERICK GETS HIS ROVE ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

August 29, 2008

OBAMA '08, CHANGE HUBERT HUMPHREY BELIEVED IN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 PM

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BIFFED WHEN THE CANDIDATE HAS TO DO THE DAMAGE CONTROL HIMSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

TO GET SOME SENSE OF HOW BADLY THIS DISCOMBOBULATED THE DEMOCRATS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:51 PM

BE VEWY, VEWY QUIET, HE'S HUNTING PUMAs:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:13 PM

CAN I GET A WITNESS!?!....WHAT? NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:07 PM

August 28, 2008

YOU KNOW HE'S A SAFE PICK WHEN THAT'S THE BEST THEY CAN DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 PM

THIEVES IN THE TEMPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 PM

IF ONLY THE UNICORN RIDERS POINT...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

GOOD, PAWLENTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

WE CAN'T TURN BACK, LET'S TURN BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM

THAT'S ALL THE ELECTION BOILS DOWN TO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 PM

NOW THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:31 PM

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN THE WISDOM OF CROWDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

THE UNICORN RIDER HAS MADE EXACTLY ONE CHOICE IN HIS POLITICAL LIFE THAT WE'RE ALL PRIVY TO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

WHILE THE LEFT IS CORRECT THAT RACISM IS A KEY PART OF THIS ELECTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:17 PM

HONESTLY, THEY AREN'T TRYING TO CARICATURE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:12 PM

THE PARTY OF DEATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:07 PM

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

HE'S LOOKING FOR WORSHIPPERS, NOT VOTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

YET STILL YOU WONDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 AM

SECRETS OF THE TEMPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 AM

THE VALIDITY OF THE JFK COMPARISON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

WHEN THE TRUTH IS WORSE THAN A LIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

August 27, 2008

DON'T STOOP TO THEIR LEVEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 PM

I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MS REIFENSTAHL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 PM

OBAMA/BIDEN, BAD FOR THE JEWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 PM

WHILE IT'S AN INTERESTING ACADEMIC QUESTION WHAT SENATOR BIDEN WOULD DO IN THE JOB...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

WE KNOW THE UNICORN RIDER DIDN'T KNOW JOE BIDEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 PM

IS SHE LETTING HER BROTHERS WRITE HER COLUMN AGAIN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 PM

SUPPOSE WE ANALYZE THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN ALONG THE LINES THE PC POLICE APPLY TO THE REST OF US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM

FOUR MORE YEARS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

FITTING FOR THE PAGAN PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

CHANGE YOU CAN CASH IN ON!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 AM

DOESN'T THE IDENTITY POLITICS SURROUNDING THING ONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

August 26, 2008

ACTUALLY, IF SENATOR OBAMA HAD HIS WAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

IT LOOKS LIKE TRYOUTS FOR THE FRENCH NATIONAL TEAM (via V. Anne Chaisiriwatanasai):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM

WELL GERALD FORD HAD JOE GARAGIOLA AND IT IS THE PARTY OF FATHERHOOD AND PATRIOTISM... (fossil fuel advocacy alert):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

EVERYTHING BUT THE SURGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

BECAUSE POLITICS SHOULD BE FUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

MATERIALIST GIRL PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

IN FAIRNESS TO THE UNICORN RIDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

August 25, 2008

HOW LONG 'TIL HALE BOPP SWINGS BY AGAIN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

GESTURE POLITICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

NOTHING WRONG WITH POLITICS AS USUAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 PM

WELL, HERE'S ONE BIG DIFFERENCE...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

HE RAN AGAINST THE SUBSTANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 PM

PLENTY OF FIELD TO WORK WITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM

SEPARATED BY A COMMON LANGUAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

UNEASY LIES THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

THE CANDIDATE OF THE DEATH LOBBY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

WELL, HILLARY WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE UNICORN RIDER AND THOSE 3AM PHONE CALLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

COME BACK, GERALDINE, ALL IS FORGIVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

August 24, 2008

KARL ROVE, SUPERGENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 PM

BRIGHTNESS FALLS (via TimothyG):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

DON'T BLAME THE QUOTA HIRE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

IF THEY THOUGHT HE WAS HELPFUL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

HERE'S THE SAD THING...*:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 PM

KIND OF A PROBLEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

MUDDYING YOUR OWN MESSAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

THERE'S A PHRASE YOU'LL BE USED TO BY NOVEMBER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

TAKE A CHANCE ON ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

MAYBE THEY DEFINE BALANCE DIFFERENTLY IN UNICORNLAND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

August 23, 2008

ALMOST A PUBLICITY STUNT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

IT'S NOT ABOUT HIS PATRIOTISM, BUT HIS JUDGMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:15 PM

THE SMELL OF FEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

HAS THE UNICORN RIDER EVER EVEN MET THE MAN?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:59 PM

LITTLE DID THEY KNOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM

SO MUCH FOR REACHING OUT TO THE RELIGIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

THE TIME SERVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

THERE'S NO WAY TO SAY THIS WITHOUT SOUNDING CRUEL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

ON THE CATWALK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 AM

THE NEXT BEST THING TO CARLING BASSETT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

NO MAS! NO MAS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

THE CREEPINESS FACTOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

SOMETIMES 100% OF "SUCCESS" IS JUST SHOWING UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

August 22, 2008

JUST THINK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 PM

JOE-MENTUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 PM

ISN'T THE IDEOLOGY OF RACIAL GRIEVANCE THAT HE LEARNED AT THE FOOT OF THE REVEREND WRIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

DON'T LOOK AT US, WE'RE THE STUPID PARTY (via Daniel Merriman):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:53 PM

WELL, THAT WOULD REASSURE EVERBODY, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:50 PM

BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL FOR BILL CLINTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

WHERE DO YOU THINK A STOCK NORTHERN LIBERAL IS GOING TO COME DOWN...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

2012 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

AS THE GOP PRIMARIES DEMONSTRATED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

STUCK ON MARXISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

BY HIS INTERESTS SHALL YOU KNOW HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

August 21, 2008

THE PARALLAX VOTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 PM

EVEN BLANKMAN OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE HAY WITH THIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:33 PM

WHY DOES THE LEFT HATE POOR PEOPLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:26 PM

AYERING DIRTY LAUNDRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

DOUBLING DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM

AND SO, HERE WE ARE ONCE AGAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

SAY IT'S SO, JOE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

IT'S SEPTEMBER AND YOUR CANDIDATE IS A RIDDLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

MOMMY, WHERE DO UNICORN RIDERS COME FROM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

WHERE WAS HE WHEN BOB DOLE NEEDED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM

THAT'S NOT A HORN, BUT A TELEPROMPTER MOUNT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

DID HE READ HIS OWN COLUMN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

WHODDA THUNK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

August 20, 2008

IT'S ONE OF THOSE SEATS THE PRESIDENTIAL WILL DETERMINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

DON'T LOOK AT ME, I JUST WORKED THE OVENS... (via Kein Whited)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:06 PM

WHEN YOU TEE YOURSELF UP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

ONE MORE REASON THE UNICORN RIDER CAN'T PICK JOE BIDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

NOT A TRICK QUESTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

August 19, 2008

IT'S NOT UNLIKELY THAT THE REACTION WILL CHANGE THE UNICORN RIDER'S MIND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 PM

THE MISTAKEN FAITH IN ENVIRONMENTALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

BARRACK OBAMA, THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

NO ONE IS UNIQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM

BECAUSE THEY'RE SUCH BLUNT INSTRUMENTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

BELIEVING YOUR OWN PRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:32 AM

BUT WAIT, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD MY NUANCES YET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

THE LEFT EXISTS ONLY TO AMUSE US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM

DON'T NEED BILL AYRES TO KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS...DAVID GERGEN WILL DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 AM

OBAMA REX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

GOT YOUR PICK IN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM

August 18, 2008

BONA FIDES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 PM

TALK ABOUT IDENTITY POLITICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 PM

FORTUNATELY, THE KID WAS IN THE CARE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:28 AM

THE BRIGHTS HARBOR THIS DELUSION THAT NUANCE IS HARD FOR US STUPID'S TO COMPREHEND....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

AND BY "FOLKS" I MEAN "I"

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

August 17, 2008

"AND WHERE I DISAGREED WITH HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:25 PM

GRAY AIN'T GRAVITAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:22 PM

AS NEOCONSERVATISM IS BUT A PALE REFLECTION OF THEOCONSERVATISM, SO WILL THE McCAIN DOCTRINE REFLECT THE BUSH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

WHEN THEY SEE THE DETAILS THEY'LL WISH HE'D STAYED OPAQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

IF YOU CAN'T PAD YOUR RESUME, BUY EXPERIENCE IN A BOTTLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

CHRISTIAN EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MORALITY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

NO SCRIPT? NO HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

August 16, 2008

DOST THOU QUESTION THE PURITY OF THE UNICORN RIDER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 AM

August 15, 2008

A DIFFERENT ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:50 PM

OF WHAT ELSE DOES OBAMISM CONSIST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

August 14, 2008

AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHO HE NEEDS TO PASS AS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

BETTER TO MOUTH PLATITUDES AND BE THOUGHT A BIMBO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

TO HIS CREDIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:01 PM

WHICH IS THE POINT OF PUTTING IT IN A BOOK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM

LONG STORY, SHORT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

August 13, 2008

AND THAT'S REGISTEREDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 PM

DIDN'T THINK HE HAD IT IN HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

THE YOUNG LOVE THE UNICORN RIDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

LET US SUPPOSE FOR A MOMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

August 12, 2008

BECAUSE THE LEFT EXISTS ONLY TO AMUSE US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:03 PM

ACTUALLY, IN THE WAKE OF THE BRECK GIRL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:27 PM

THE EFFECTIVENESS OF JEWJITSU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

GIVEN THAT THE CANDIDATE GOT IT SO WRONG...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

WHAT ENLIGHTENMENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

THE REALITY OF THOSE THREE A.M. MOMENTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

IS THAT ALL THERE IS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

August 11, 2008

50-0 FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

WHEN YOU FIND A WEAK SPOT KEEP HITTING IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:06 PM

THIS MUST BE HEAVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:41 PM

WHEN THE FACTS ARE A SMEAR YOU'RE IN DEEP CACA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 AM

THE REVEREND WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:28 AM

OF COURSE, THE PROBLEM WITH THIS STORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:14 AM

THE DANGER OF ANALYZING A CAMPAIGN IN A VACUUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

August 10, 2008

DOES ANYONE EDIT SALON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 PM

THE MARTIAL ARTS ANALOGY IS CORRECT TO THIS EXTENT...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

THE STARK CONTRAST BETWEEN REFORMIST RHETORIC AND HACK REALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

WHICH RAISES THE OBVIOUS QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

OOPS, SOMEBODY DIDN'T GET THE SKINNY=RACIST MEMO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

August 9, 2008

SURE HE'S TANKING AS PEOPLE FIND OUT HIS VIEWS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

HOW MANY OF THE DETAILS IN RON SUSKIND'S LATEST ALLEGATION DID THEY CONFIRM INDEPENDENTLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

HE WANTS TO DO WHAT TO HIS OWN GRANDCHILD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 AM

August 8, 2008

THE SHORTER THE BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM

IT'S ONE THING TO BE STUMPED BY ROGER MUDD... (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

ANYONE UP FOR A ROUSING GAME OF FLYING BUNGHOLE?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:15 PM

DING! DING! DING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

August 7, 2008

SISYPHUS PLUS A HANDICAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:22 PM

SAME OLD, SAME OLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:07 PM

BY POLICY SHALL YOU KNOW THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM

WHY THE UNICORN RIDER CAN'T REVERSE THE NARRATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 AM

FROM BOARDING A WAVE TO BORED OF THE WAVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

HE'LL NEVER FIND HIS FOOTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

HE IS JFK, JUST WISHES HE WERE MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

August 6, 2008

ISN'T THE COMPARISON KIND OF RACIST?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 PM

WE LIKE THE IDEA OF A BLACK PRESIDENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 PM

AREN'T WE AT LEAST UP TO THE LOAVES AND THE FISHES BY NOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN REQUIRES A PROFOUND VAGUENESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

NO MATTER HOW HONEST AND ABOVE BOARD MAVERICK USUALLY IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:39 AM

DIDN'T THESE GUYS GET THE NOAH MEMO? (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM

BLESSED WITH DIM OPPONENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

August 5, 2008

WE'RE SO CONFUSED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE UNICORN RIDER KEEPS HIMSELF SO VAGUE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 PM

WHICH EPISODE OF STAR TREK IS IT WHERE THE BEINGS ARE JUST DISEMBODIED BRAINS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

THE UNICORN LEAVES NO HOOFPRINTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

CRUDE PROPOSAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

THE UNICORN RIDER WHO CRIED WOLF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

NOT THE POSH CANDIDATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

August 4, 2008

FEEDING THE NARRATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:49 PM

WHEN ROVEBOTS ATTACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:37 PM

WHO WOULD DENY THE UNICORN RIDER A GILT SADDLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 AM

DID THE NEOCONS PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE PRIMARIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO AN INSIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

MAN OF NO MYSTERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

August 3, 2008

IN A REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

August 2, 2008

HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFER TO THE JUDGES ON THIS ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

SPEAKING OF FRIVOLITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

MAVERICK 2--OBAMA 0:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

August 1, 2008

THE ONLY REAL QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 PM

PETROPANIC SQUARED (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 PM

WHO DARES PIE THE UNICORN RIDER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

A DEMOCRAT THE PRESS CAN HATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

YOUNG MAN WITH A HORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM

WHAT IF GOD WEREN'T ONE OF US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

THE LIBERATING EFFECT OF BEING AT 1%:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

BUT WHY IS HE BEING MEAN TO THE UNICORN RIDER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

WISHING WHITES FELT GUILTY WON'T MAKE IT SO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

WE KEEP TELLING THEM TO VOTE PURE REASON...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

July 31, 2008

HAVING PRINTED THE MYTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:01 PM

A DIVA-SIVE CAMPAIGN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 AM

YOU KNOW HE'S IN TROUBLE WHEN HE STARTS MAU-MAUING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

July 30, 2008

ODD THAT THE UNICORN RIDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 PM

UNCLE BEN'S PERVERTED RICE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM

BUT FOR THAT DUI IT WOULD BE EVERY ELECTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

July 29, 2008

FOR ALL THE NEW-YORKERISH PARANOIA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

IT'S TOO EARLY FOR POLLS TO MEAN MUCH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

DIVIDED LOYALTIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

NOT THAT WE AREN'T SYMPATHETIC TO THE TIBETANS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

July 28, 2008

YUP, THAT'S WHAT AMERICANS ARE LOOKING FOR...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:12 PM

TO LAUGH AT ME IS TO SCORN GOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

July 27, 2008

COOL HAND BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 AM

PLAYING TO TYPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

IT'S JULY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 AM

July 26, 2008

AT LEAST WHEN JIMMY PADDED HIS RESUME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

July 25, 2008

MEANWHILE, HE'S COMEDY FODDER FOR CONSERVATIVES (via Ed Driscoll):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

REASON TAKES YOU TO A CERTAIN POINT, THEN IT'S A MATTER OF FAITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

WHAT THE OBAMA TRIP LOOKED LIKE FROM KANSAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

THE DEEPER YOU LOOK, THE MORE YAWNING THE ABYSS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 AM

AS HE WATCHED HIMSELF GAVOTTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

WHEN OBAMICANS FALL OUT OF LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

RIGHT TACK/WRONG TACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

IS HE RUNNING FOR THE EU PRESIDENCY? (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

July 24, 2008

CIRCLE THE BLACK HELICOPTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

BRIGHTS VS. SCHLUBS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

HOW'S BARRY'S "MAVERICK WAS RIGHT, I WAS WRONG," TOUR WORKING OUT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 AM

July 23, 2008

THE J.V.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 PM

PEOPLE DON'T VOTE FOR THE GUY WHO DOESN'T SHARE THEIR VALUES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

AN OPEN LETTER FROM BRUNO BEHREND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 PM

WHICH CLEARS UP THAT MYSTERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:35 PM

ALL YOU CAN BE CERTAIN OF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

July 22, 2008

FUNNY, BUT A TAD BITCHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:55 PM

July 21, 2008

YOU'RE FREE TO EXPRESS ANY OPINION WE AGREE WITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:17 PM

THERE'S A REASON THEY DON'T RELEASE BARRY'S SAT SCORES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

HE IS WHO BARRY WANTS TO GROW UP TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

July 20, 2008

TANGLED UP IN GREEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

July 19, 2008

AND BARRY AIN'T GOT NO 33 POINT LEAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

July 18, 2008

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAL*:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

GO TELL THE SPARTANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM

I AM BECOME BLUTO, DESTROYER OF WORLD HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:50 AM

July 17, 2008

BECAUSE OBAMA IS THE SWAHILI FOR SMOOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:48 PM

DID THAT NEW YORKER ARTIST EVEN KNOW HE'S A BLACK NATIONALIST, NOT A MUSLIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:38 PM

MIKE DUKAKIS MAY HAVE DRESSED SILLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

IT DOESN'T MATTER IN THE LONG RUN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

TO BE CONSERVATIVE AND/OR TO BE FUNNY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

July 16, 2008

A THOROUGHLY MODERN MCCARTHYITE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 PM

PRESUMABLY NONE INCLUDE DIALECT (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 PM

CARE AND FEEDING OF THE YOKELS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

THE CHURCH OF ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

IF LIFE IS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 PM

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT CLEARED UP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:31 PM

THERE, THAT WASN'T SO HARD, WAS IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM

DID JESUS LISTEN ON THE MOUNT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

July 15, 2008

AND THE SOLE RATIONALE OF HIS CANDIDACY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

SAYING SOMEONE HAS NONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM

ANYONE ELSE HARBOR THE SUSPICION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:16 PM

THE GOOD THING ABOUT VOUCHERS AS AN ISSUE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 AM

WE'RE PERFECTLY WILLING TO CONCEDE THE POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:58 AM

WHAT'S THE FRENCH FOR DEJA VU?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

THE DIFFERENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

THIS IS THE GUY LECTURING OTHER BLACKS ON THEIR SOCIAL PATHOLOGIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

EVEN MIKE DUKAKIS GOT A BUMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

July 14, 2008

YOU MEAN, CHARLIE BLACK ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 PM

SHOULDN'T HE OWN A SOCCER OR WNBA TEAM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:32 PM

OUR BEST PRESIDENTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

July 12, 2008

A COUNTRY WHERE YOU HAVE TO DENY YOU'RE BI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 PM

July 11, 2008

THE GUY YOU HAVE TO FEEL BAD FOR....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 PM

TRANSCENDENT? HE IS THE CATEGORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

THE PROBLEM WITH BEING THE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 AM

ARE THEY TRYING OUT FOR A LIFESAVERS AD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

July 10, 2008

JUST WAIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 PM

THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET OF THIRD WAY AMERICA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 PM

THE TRIVIALITY OF THE POLITICAL MODERATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM

HONESTY LIKE THAT IS WHY THE BROTHERS VOTED FOR HIM AND WHY HE HAD NO SHOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

IF HE WERE SOFT WOULD HE LET YOU CAVE IN A NEWBORN'S SKULL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

July 9, 2008

WHICH IS THE DIFFERENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:14 PM

THOUGH THERE HAVE BEEN GERMAN LEADERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 PM

PUTTING HIS METER IN HIS MOUTH AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:50 PM

AT LEAST FRANK RICH AND JAKE TAPPER ARE HAVING FUN AT HIS EXPENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 AM

THIRTY YEARS OF THE GOP CALLING FOR CUTS IN RICH FOLKS' TAXES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT IF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

IN OVER HIS HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

July 8, 2008

NAME ONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 PM

WHO BETTER TO FILL THE JEB-SHAPED HOLE IN THE GOP? (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 PM

BARRY WOULD NEED A LEAD THREE TIMES THIS SIZE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 PM

IT'S ALMOST AS IF....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

MEET JOHN DOE (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

BLACK AND WHITE AND LOTS OF GRAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

IF BARRY OR MAVERICK ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD THE WORLD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

July 7, 2008

THE AUDACITY OF DEFEATISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

DEAD BABIES OR BUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH PRETENDING YOU'RE A KANSAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

July 6, 2008

YOU CAN'T HATE YOUR COUNTRY AND THEN WONDER WHY NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE A PATRIOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

HOW DOES KARL ROVE DO IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

July 5, 2008

THIS READS LIKE A GOP PRESS RELEASE (VIA Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

GOTTA BE CAREFUL PINNING IT ON THOUGH....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

SUCH IS THE NATURE OF THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

July 4, 2008

GOSH, YOU MEAN PRO-INFANTICIDE IS A LOSING POSITION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM

WHEN YOU RUN IN KANSAS INSTEAD OF A CAUCUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM

HOW ABOUT A DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM

OBAMA/SMOOT IN '08:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

July 3, 2008

AT LEAST HE'S HONEST ENOUGH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

NOT MAN ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 AM

SADLY, THEY COULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THE OTHER NOMINEE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:05 AM

THE COMMITMENT IS UNCHANGED, PROVIDED THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

July 2, 2008

WHICH MAKES BEING TIGER-CAGED SEEM LIKE AN OVER-QUALIFICATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

A LITTLE PRESENT FOR MAVERICK FROM A FRIEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:41 PM

WHILE JOHN KERRY WAS GROVELLING TO ORTEGA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:37 PM

THEY DON'T HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 PM

HAVEN'T THEY HEARD... (via Lou Gots):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 AM

THEY'RE ALL JUST MAGGIE'S GET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 AM

THE BANALITY OF HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

CLEANING UP AFTER HIS OWN CAMPAIGN IS EXHAUSTING HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

July 1, 2008

IT'S A SHORT WEEK ANYWAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 PM

WHICH IS WHY THE OBAMA TURNOUT MODEL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 PM

CHANGE INTO WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM

THE UNPOPULIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

W'S THIRD OR BILL'S FIFTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

June 30, 2008

UNFORTUNATELY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:49 PM

June 29, 2008

ONCE YOU CONCEDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 PM

OBAMASTAN, WHERE AMERICA'S FUTURE IS CANADA'S PAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:35 PM

WHILE BOTH WOULD PASS AMNESTY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 AM

GIVEN HOW LITTLE EITHER GRASPS ECONOMICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

THEY JUST KEEP SERVING UP THESE UNTESTED SENATORS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

June 28, 2008

WHAT IRONY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

A CRACK IN THE UNITY FACADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT OBAMA WILL DO TO YOUR COUNTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

GIVEN THAT HIS WEAKNESSES ARE BEING TOO INEXPERIENCED TO BE PRESIDENT AND TOO FAR LEFT TO BE ELECTED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

June 27, 2008

NOR WILL YOU HEAR MAVERICK CALL HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:06 PM

THERE'S A MISTAKEN IMPRESSION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

EVERY PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION JUST BOILS DOWN TO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 AM

June 26, 2008

HOW DOES ONE GET TO BE A POLITICAL ANALYST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

BUT YOU HAVE TO RUN LIKE A KANSAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

June 25, 2008

BEFORE THE BRADLEY EFFECT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 PM

IT WASN'T ENOUGH TO SWAP THE GREAT SEAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

BACKWARDS MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

IN POLITICS, ALL TRUTHS ARE UNSPEAKABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

June 24, 2008

YIKES, IS SHE CONFUSED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

June 23, 2008

SPEAKING OF NEEDING MAVERICK MORE THAN HE NEEDS YOU....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 PM

THE SEAL SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 PM

HE'S THE REPUBLICAN STANDARD BEARER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 PM

DUDE CAN'T EVEN BOWL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

THE CHARACTER FLAWS ARE A BONUS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

IT'S BECOMING KNOWN THAT IMPLODES THEIR CAMPAIGNS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

THERE'S AN EXCELLENT CASE TO BE MADE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

June 22, 2008

ANNOUNCE HER EARLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:50 PM

$500 MILLION DOESN'T BUY WHAT IT USED TO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:05 AM

IT'S NOT A HOUSE, IT'S A PUP TENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

UNDERSTANDABLE HYPOCRISY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

IN A CONTEST BETWEEN IDEAS AND IDENTITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 AM

June 20, 2008

MAVERICK HAD THE GUY'S NUMBER FOUR YEARS AGO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 AM

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ATTACKED YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 AM

June 19, 2008

GOPHER 50:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:09 PM

A MAN IS AS GOOD AS HIS WORD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:07 PM

VICTORS' JUSTICE ISN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:59 PM

June 18, 2008

AT LEAST IT'S CONSISTENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 PM

AS SENATOR OBAMA MAKES OSAMA HIS OWN WILLIE HORTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

WOW, HE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SELL THEM OUT, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

June 17, 2008

CABANA BOY, THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

MAVERICK ISN'T PRONE TO EXTRAVAGANT CAMPAIGN PROMISES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:42 AM

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN ON IDENTITY INSTEAD OF IDEAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

ALL THAT REMAINS TO BE DETERMINED IS THE SIZE OF MAVERICK'S VICTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

June 16, 2008

MAYBE HE'S CONFUSING THE NEED TO BE STUPID WITH SOUNDING IGNORANT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM

WHILE A PRESIDENT OBAMA WOULD BE DREADFUL ON SOCIAL ISSUES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM

YOU'D ROO THE DAY HE WAS PUT IN CHARGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

June 15, 2008

BUT NO ONE RESPECTS BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

June 14, 2008

AT THE END OF HISTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

June 13, 2008

TO ASK WHY SENATOR OBAMA IS AFRAID OF AN UNSCRIPTED FORUM THAT WOULD PROBE HIS VIEWS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

June 12, 2008

UH-OH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:22 PM

June 11, 2008

THE BELTWAY TALK ONLY TO THE BELTWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM

SEEN ONE SKINNY BLACK GUY SEEN THEM ALL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 AM

W III:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

REVEALING THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

THE DOGS THAT NEVER BARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

June 10, 2008

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH OKLAHOMA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:56 PM

AT THE END OF HISTORY IT'S A RATHER NARROW SPECTRUM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

THE CONFORMITY OF DIVERSITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

June 9, 2008

THAT FEELING RUNNING UP YOUR LEG? IT'S LUMINOSITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM

IF THE LAST MESSIAH HAD REQUIRED A STAFF THIS LARGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

NO ONE OUTSIDE THE BELTWAY EVER HEARD OF WILLIE HORTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

June 8, 2008

ADVICE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:46 PM

REDDENING THE RUST BELT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

DO THEY THINK KANSAS CURED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

SO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

June 7, 2008

YOU GONNA HOLD IT AGAINST HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 PM

IS IT REALLY FLIP-FLOPPING...?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

LOVE IT OR CHANGE IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

June 6, 2008

NO ONE EVER SAID PANDERING WAS EASY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

APPEALING TO THE DEFEATED TRIBES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:30 PM

W III:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

June 5, 2008

THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH THOSE REPUBLICAN ATTACKS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM

FEAR OF A LIGHT RINSE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

UP AGAINST THE WALL, JEWBOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

June 4, 2008

A NAME WHISPER GAME*:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

THE CODE OF THE KANSAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

CAN'T KEEP HIM HIDDEN THROUGH NOVEMBER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 AM

JAVA IN NIXONLAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

June 3, 2008

WHICH IS WHY THE DEMOCRAT NEEDS TO HAVE A DOUBLE-DIGIT LEAD AT THIS POINT IN A CAMPAIGN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:50 PM

FUNNY THING ABOUT NIXONLAND....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY BELONG TO A LUNATIC FRINGE PARTY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

THANK GOD, WE'RE THE STUPID PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

HAVING SOLD ONE'S SOUL TO THE DEATH LOBBY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

June 2, 2008

AND YOUNG WITH EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 PM

TRUST IN GOD, BUT POWDER DRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

THE PROBLEM WITH BASING A CAMPAIGN ON BEING THE NEW MESSIAH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

June 1, 2008

YOU CAN HARDLY BE SURPRISED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 PM

WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE THAT FOREIGN POLICY DEBATE THIS FALL A BLOWOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

NO OBAMA, HE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:39 PM

NOT MY TRIBE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:06 PM

May 31, 2008

WELL, IT IS A PARTY PREDICATED ON THE IDEA...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 PM

QUEER SORT OF BELIEFS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 PM

MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN LIKE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

May 30, 2008

TO THE CONTRARY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

AT OBAMA'S HIGH WATER MARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

GREAT YOKES FROM LITTLE ACORN GROW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

May 29, 2008

ONE LONG AGO GAVE UP... (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 PM

WHAT, NO FEVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM

HE CAN HAVE ALL THE CAVEATS HE WANTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:04 PM

May 27, 2008

WHEN HE WASN'T W THEY THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

WAY TO COMPOUND THE PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

DITCH THE WITCHCRAFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 26, 2008

HE'LL GET THE EMOTIONALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

May 25, 2008

IS "UNSAVORY" SOME KIND OF RACIST CODE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

May 24, 2008

WITH FRIENDS LIKE CABANA BOY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 PM

THE RACE FACTOR DOESN'T TURN UP IN POLLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

THE FUNDAMENTALIST FAITH IN REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

BUT NOT A BAD WORD FOR SENATOR OBAMA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 AM

May 23, 2008

THANK YOU, LORD, FOR MAKING US STUPID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 PM

HECK, IF SENATOR OBAMA HAD BEEN PRESIDENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM

PROPPING UP A LUNATIC ISN'T IMPORTANT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 AM

May 22, 2008

THE PRINCE OF COOK COUNTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM

IF ONLY HE WEREN'T SO PRO-DEATH AND PRO-TAX HE'D BE ANOTHER JFK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:16 PM

THIS SEASON'S BRITNEY (ONLY NOT PREGNANT AND IN REHAB):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

May 21, 2008

SCISSOR SISTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 PM

W III (OR CLINTON V):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

TRIBALIST VS UNIVERSALIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

IN THE HIERARCHICAL PARTY YOU FOLLOW THE ALPHA DOG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

May 20, 2008

THE SAD THING IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 PM

EVEN WITHOUT PAT BUCHANAN ON THE BUTTERFLY BALLOT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

JUST ANOTHER WEDGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

May 19, 2008

GOING THREE FOR THREE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

ALL OFFENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

HE IS WHO SENATOR OBAMA WANTS FOLKS TO THINK HE IS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

May 18, 2008

TO HIS CREDIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:19 PM

DIDN'T COME HERE TO LOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

May 17, 2008

YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY DEEP IN THE MULTICULTI MIASMA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

May 16, 2008

LIBERALISM BEING EMOTIONALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 PM

DOES ANYONE REALLY THINK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

May 15, 2008

GIVES HIS GRANDMA A CHANCE TO UNDERBUS HIM, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 PM

TOUCHY ABOUT OUR FLUBS, AREN'T WE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

May 14, 2008

APPARENTLY NOT A PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

DEAD BABIES TRUMPS GENDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:41 PM

WHICH IS HOW OPPOSING THE GAS TAX HOLIDAY IS BAD POLITICS (THOUGH GOOD POLICY):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

THEY NEED HIM MORE THAN HE NEEDS THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM

THE UNIVERSALIST VS THE TRIBALIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

May 13, 2008

SOMEONE OUGHT TO DO A POLL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM

MOUNTAIN MAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

May 12, 2008

DOES HE LISTEN TO HIS ADVISORS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 PM

ASK GOVERNOR BRADLEY WHY IT'S IN PLAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 PM

BARACK ONANA '08:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:51 PM

WELL, HE'S WAY TALLER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM

SOMEBODY'S BEEN READING THEIR PERLSTEIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

May 11, 2008

IF ONLY WE HAD A NICKEL....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

THE EFFECT OF RACE ON THE RACE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

May 10, 2008

50-0 FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

May 9, 2008

ANOTHER BLUE BATTLEGROUND MAVERICK WILL WIN HALF OF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:25 PM

PEDDLE GNOSTICISM SOMEWHERE ELSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:47 PM

MAVERYCK, MAVERYCK, BURNING BRIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

May 8, 2008

WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST THE '90s?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

May 7, 2008

A POLITICAL FUNDAMENTAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

LUCKY SHE'S NOT A FILLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

May 6, 2008

RACE MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

ON TO IN AND NC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

HOW BLUE WAS MY HELMET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:09 PM

OBAMA'S WAR ON SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM

FAR BE IT FROM US TO HELP THEM OUT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

RED MEAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 AM

BONSAI!!!!!!!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

THE VRWC ROLLS ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

FROM DEEP INSIDE THE BELTWAY BUBBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

BAD NEWS FOR BARRY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THE ELECTION WON'T BE CLOSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

HOW MANY STATES DID GORE/KERRY LOSE...?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

May 5, 2008

THE AUDACIOUS DON'T COST WHAT THEY USED TO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:16 PM

THEY STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT MITT'S UNACCEPTABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

WE ALL KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

FROM THE "DUH?!?" FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

IN FAIRNESS TO MR. OBAMA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

May 4, 2008

ONLY REPUBLICANS ARE RACISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

WHICH ARE THEIR RESPECTIVE CONSTITUENCIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:28 PM

ONLY ONE CANDIDATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:09 PM

MEANWHILE, BENEATH THE SURFACE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

IT'S THE THEOLOGY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:39 PM

CHIEF OF DISTAFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

HE'D LOVE OUR COUNTRY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

May 3, 2008

IT'S NOT CALLED "POOR LIBERATION THEOLOGY":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 PM

FOR SOME FOLKS THERE ARE NO TEACHABLE MOMENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 PM

AFFIRMATIVE REACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

THE RUGGED VS THE ARUGULISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

YOU CAN'T BE A NATIONALIST AND A PATRIOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

BUT ALL THE BRIGHTEST AMONG US SAID HE WAS HOME FREE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

May 1, 2008

THE ONLY THING MISSING FROM HIS BOWLING PHOTO OP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

FORTUNATELY, NO ONE LISTENS TO CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUALS EITHER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

April 30, 2008

SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO HEAD THE REACTIONARY PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

HE'S ALREADY DESCENDED TO THE POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

ANCHORING THE TICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 PM

NOR WAS BOB DOLE DAN INOUYE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

W'S THIRD TERM (OR CLINTON'S 5TH, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU COUNT):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

JUST WHAT THE REVEREND AL WOULD HAVE DONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

April 29, 2008

RISKY SCHEMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

WATCHOUT GRANDMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:29 PM

EGGHEADS NEED NOT APPLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:48 PM

WHEN THE MSM SOUNDS LIKE GOP TALKING POINTS...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 PM

TO BORROW FROM THE REVEREND WRIGHT'S OWN ANALOGY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:38 PM

THEM VS HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 AM

WELL, ONE CHICKEN IS CERTAINLY ROOSTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

DID MITT AND RUDY TEACH THEM NOTHING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

AS THE GOP CRANKS UP THE JEREMIAH-ADS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

April 28, 2008

ON NOT GRASPING YOUR OWN PARENTHETICAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

WHEN REVEALING YOUR POLITICAL POSITIONS WOULD PLAY INTO YOUR OPPONENTS' HANDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

April 27, 2008

PANTSED YA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 PM

GOSH, WOULDN'T YOU THINK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 PM

ALL DEFENSE, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

BEFORE 9-11 INTERVENED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

April 26, 2008

OH, THAT CONSERVATIVE MEDIA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

MAYBE HE WAS AT CANSECO'S AND ROGER WAS AT REZKO'S?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:49 PM

STRAIGHT TALKIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

ON THE OTHER HAND, LOTS OF CONSERVATIVES ARE DUMB AS WELL AS STUPID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

THAT'S THE TICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

CAROM SHOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

AND THEY WONDER WHY THEY'RE A PERMANENT MINORITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 AM

April 25, 2008

IF YOU'RE ADLAI-LITE DO YOU EVEN EXIST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

WAS ANYONE IN CIVICS CLASS ON THE DAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM

IDLE WORSHIP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM

CONDITIONS HAVEN'T ACTUALLY CHANGED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 AM

WE NOMINATED WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

*?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

MAYBE SENATOR OBAMA REALLY IS MAGIC...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

April 24, 2008

THE POLITICS OF THE LEFT...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

THE LEFT EXISTS ONLY TO AMUSE US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 PM

IN THE ABSENCE OF IDEAS, IDENTITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

April 23, 2008

THE WHOLE WORLD HATES THE DEMOCRATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 PM

IT WOULD SEEM A DEMOGRAPHIC IMPROBABILITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 PM

I WANT MY ED TV (profanity alert):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

BUT HE'S HUGE WITH THE BRIGHTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

WELCOME TO THE WOODSHED, SENATOR OBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

MY MATH ISN'T SO GOOD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

IF HILLARY'S CONTEMPT PUTS HIM OFF HIS FEED....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

POOR OLD OBAMA THAT WAS A MONARCH ONCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

IF YOU HAD 9-10% SEND YOUR ADDRESS & WE'LL SEND BOOKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM

April 22, 2008

PA RESULTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 PM

WHO'S EVER BEEN MORE ICONOCLASTIC THAN THE GUY WHO COINED "DEMOCRAT WARS"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE BUTTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:34 PM

EVER NOTICE HOW THE ANSWER TO THE DEMOCRATIC CONTENDERS' QUESTIONS...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

OBAMA RULES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

YOU MAKE THE CALL, WE SEND THE BOOKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

THE COMEBACK KID DIDN'T EVEN WIN, NEVERRMIND BY A LANDSLIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

April 21, 2008

HOW FAR INSIDE THE BELTWAY DO HAVE TO BE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:27 PM

MUSTN'T EVER QUESTION YOUR OWN ASSUMPTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:14 PM

THAT INFAMOUS OBAMA TEMPER PROBLEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM

OH, NO, YOU MEAN HE'S NOT EVEN A UNIFIER IN HIS OWN PARTY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

THOUGH IT'S STILL ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE ELECTORATE THAT'S HEARD OF THE REVEREND WRIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

April 20, 2008

SPEAKING OF SELF-PARODY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

THE OBAMAS SEEM TO THINK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:36 PM

THE VRWHRCC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:15 PM

GOOD LITTLE ROVEBOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

COME BACK, ED ROLLINS, ALL IS FORGIVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

SHARING FLEAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

A HANDY TEST OF HOW BELTWAY YOU ARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

April 19, 2008

SHE'S THE MAN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:10 PM

WHICH IS ENTIRELY UNFAIR TO JOHN KERRY AND AL GORE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

JUST WAIT AND YOU CAN GET THEM WHEN THEY ARE RICH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

POLITICS AS MR. POTATO HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

April 18, 2008

THE ACORNS WANT TO BE LIKE EACH OTHER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 PM

WHAT DOES SHE THINK PAID MEDIA IS FOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 PM

WHEREAS SENATOR OBAMA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

SPEED OF LIGHTNING, ROAR OF THUNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

WELL, THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALWAYS DRONING ON ABOUT TWO AMERICAS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

April 17, 2008

AS ALWAYS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

BUT HE FIT IN FINE WITH THE ELITES ON STAGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

April 16, 2008

WHAT DO SECOND WAYERS HAVE TO OFFER BUT BITTERNESS AT OUR REJECTION OF THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

YOU GONNA BELIEVE MY RECORD OR ME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

AND THE DEMOCRATS THINK THEY CAN LURE CATHOLICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

IN FAIRNESS, IT'S NOT AS IF HE'S AMERICAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

THERE IS NO MORE RELIABLE GUIDE TO THE ELECTORAL POLITICS OF THE ANGLOSPHERE...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

IF DEMOCRATS CARED ABOUT THEIR VOTES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

April 15, 2008

RIFT WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

GET A ROOM, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 PM

THE BEAUTY OF THE MYTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:49 PM

HE SHOULD BE HIKING, NOT SUSPENDING, GAS TAXES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

UP ON THE BARREL, ROOKIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

April 14, 2008

SO, HE BASICALLY OUTED HIMSELF EIGHT WAYS FROM TUESDAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:50 PM

BUT THIS ONE SEEMS TO MISS THE MARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

HOW'D I MISS THAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

April 13, 2008

OOOH, THE STUFF HE SAYS ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 PM

NOT MY TRIBE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 PM

IF ONLY SHE WANTED IT MORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 PM

IT'S SUGGESTIVE OF JUST HOW LITTLE THE LEFT UNDERSTANDS KANSAS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

PUT ON YOUR CYNIC HAT FOR A SECOND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

April 12, 2008

THE TROUBLE WITH BEING A NEOPHYTE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

ALMOST TOO EASY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

April 11, 2008

WHAT HE LEARNED FROM THE REVEREND WRIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:40 PM

THE PROBLEM FOR THE BELTWAY RIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

TOUGH TO BE TRIBAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

SIGNIFICANTLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

April 10, 2008

THE SWEET SMELL OF '88:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:06 PM

W III, WJC V, or RWR 7?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

HAVEN'T THE REALISTS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

April 9, 2008

THE PROBLEM FOR AN HEIR TO MCGOVERN, MONDALE, DUKAKIS & KERRY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 PM

AN UNUSUAL COMBO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:12 PM

MOVE OVER, STU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:56 AM

April 8, 2008

SEPARATE SEATS FOR COLOREDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 PM

CRUSHING THE HOPE OF THE DECENT LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:54 AM

SO MUCH FOR OBAMA'S POST-RACIAL AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

TO HAVE A SHOT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

April 7, 2008

AMEN, SISTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 PM

REMIND US AGAIN HOW THE DEATH LOBBYISTS WERE GOING TO APPEAL TO EVANGELICALS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 PM

NOT THEIR GOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

THE RAREST OF POLITICAL CREATURES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

THOUGH IF SHERMAN WERE AN IRAQI SHI'A...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

THE ISSUES ARE THEIR PERSONALITIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

April 6, 2008

YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM HATE THE GUY YOU LIONIZED FOR THE PAST DECADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

WHILE HE'S CERTAINLY RIGHT THAT SENATOR OBAMA IS UNQUALIFIED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

WHEREAS SOME IN THE STUPID PARTY ARE ACTUAL IDIOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

THE TWINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

April 5, 2008

DON'T TRY TO BE ONE OF THE GUYS IF YOU AREN'T ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

April 4, 2008

WHICH RAISES THE OBVIOUS QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 AM

THE SOFTENING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 AM

CONFUSION TO THE ENEMY (via Bryan Francoeur)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

April 3, 2008

IT'S LIKE OBAMA IS THE SWIMMER IN THE OPENING OF JAWS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:00 PM

THE SAMER THE BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:32 PM

April 2, 2008

HE'S WITH HUGO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM

BUT I CAN'T BE RACIST, I'M A RACE::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

SHORT LIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

THE MIRACLE KILLER

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

YEAH, BUT WHAT IF WE USE AN UNREASONABLE STANDARD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

A CANDIDACY BUILT ON MAXIMIZING BLACK VOTES....;

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

AND HE'S THEIR FACE OF MODERATION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

April 1, 2008

BOB DOLE REDUX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

March 31, 2008

BUT HE WOULD PUNISH HIS GRANDCHILD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:51 PM

ONLY TOOK HIM THREE MONTHS TO ACHIEVE MORE THAN EITHER DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

AUTHENTICITY IS A HUGE POLITICAL PLUS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

AT LEAST OPRAH HAS SOME SENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

BEFRIENDING THE SHUT-INS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

LIKE JOHN KERRY WITHOUT A WAR RECORD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

March 30, 2008

PAINFUL? IT'S HILARIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

HE EVEN USES THE CONCEPT OF EVOLUTION CORRECTLY (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 AM

IS IT ANY WONDER THAT BLACK CULTURE IS SO DISORDERED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

March 29, 2008

HOW WAS "WHITEY IS EVIL" GOING TO BE HELPFUL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 PM

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM

March 28, 2008

YOU WHITE FOLK, WITH YOUR CRAZY IDEAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:59 PM

SEEMS KIND OF TOUGH ON THE POOR LOUISIANNANS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

PHASE THREE IS JUST AS UGLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:14 AM

March 27, 2008

YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME TRYING TO CONVINCE DEMOCRATIC ACTIVISTS YOU'RE THE MOST RELIABLE BABY KILLER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:24 PM

AND THIS IS SENATOR OBAMA'S HIGH WATER MARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

THE REVEREND WRIGHT KERFUFFLE AMPLY DEMONSTRATED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

FUNDING HATE SPEECH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

50-0 FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

LONG, HARD SLOG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

March 26, 2008

WHAT SPEECH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 PM

WHICH SOUNDS JUST LIKE W...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 PM

IT'S LIKE COMPLAINING THAT YOUR FRIENDS HID THE GOOD SNIPE HUNTING GROUNDS FROM YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

THE LIKABLE BOB DOLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

YEAH, BUT IF THE GENERAL ELECTION WERE A DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS HE'D BE A LOCK FOR PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

ONE COULD ARGUE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

WHILE THE FAR RIGHT SITS IN THE CORNER AT THE BIG DANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

LET'S GIVE MR. MACGILLIS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

March 25, 2008

SHE DOES WORK WITH THE GUY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

THE BEAUTY OF THE PROTRACTED CONTEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

THE SPEECH WAS BAD ENOUGH IF HE WROTE IT QUICKLY, UNDER PRESSURE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

MEOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 AM

STANDARD ISSUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

WE LEFT OURSELVES WITH A CHOICE OF THESE TWO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

WHICH TRUMPS EVEN, "I AM NOT A CROOK":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

March 24, 2008

LUCK IS THE RESIDUE OF HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 PM

BOILING THE CONTEST DOWN TO ITS BASICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 PM

APPARENTLY, THIS ISN'T A PARODY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 PM

THINGS TO DO IN DENVER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM

LOST TRIBE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

A COLLAPSE WOULD JUST BE A STATION OF HIS CROSS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:27 PM

AND HE WONDERS WHY JEWS ARE SCARED OF HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM

WELL, HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO PRETEND TO HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONE THING IN HIS CAREER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

March 23, 2008

THE TRIBESMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 PM

UNIFY YOUR OWN HOUSE, PAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 PM

March 22, 2008

WHILE MAVERICK FOLLOWS THE SANE UNCLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 PM

WHICH IS WHY HE WON'T PICK A WHACKO FOR VP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 PM

HE'S OPENED QUITE A FARRAKHAN OF WORMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 PM

THE BALD OBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 PM

IN FAIRNESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 PM

HOW CAN HE BE TRANSCENDANT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

50-0 FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

March 21, 2008

WASN'T HE GOING TO BRING US A WORLD WITHOUT HATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

WHY SHOULD WE LET THAT GET IN THE WAY OF OUR FUN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:32 PM

YEAH, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:25 PM

THEY'RE GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:44 AM

YOUTUBE IS STILL JUST A NICHE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

March 20, 2008

IN FAIRNESS TO MR. OBAMA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 PM

50-0 FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 PM

SEE THE SIMILARITY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

SCAB PICKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

TRY AS HE MIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

WE DON'T COUNT THE DEMONSTRABLY TRUE GENOCIDAL ACTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM

KNEW BETTER, BUT PRETENDED ANYWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

AND SO IT COMES TO RESEMBLE YET ANOTHER RACE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 AM

OH, BUMMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

PATTERNS MATTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

CONTRARY TO THE LEFT'S OBSESSION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

March 19, 2008

LIKE CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

BURN, BABY, BURN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:54 PM

IT NEEDS THE VIDEO FROM ADDICTED TO LOVE THOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:48 PM

GIVEN THAT HE'S SUCH A CIPHER, WHAT IS THE BASIS FOR GIVING HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM

MY GRANDMA, WHAT BIG PARANOID DELUSIONS YOU HAVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:33 PM

X-IT STRATEGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM

AN OPPORTUNITY FOR MAVERICK TO STEAL A LONG MARCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

BEING OF THE STUPID PARTY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

IT'S A DEMOCRAT THING, NOT A BLACK THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

HERE'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

March 18, 2008

THE WHITE DEVILS MADE ME DO IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:15 PM

YOU MEAN YOUR RABBI ISN'T A HATE MONGER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM

MY HATE'S JUST LIKE YOURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

IF ONLY RIGHT-MINDED REPUBLICANS DIDN'T HATE HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

IF THERE WERE NOTHING WRONG WITH KANSAS IT WOULD MEAN THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

March 17, 2008

THE REVEREND WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 PM

LUCKILY, BILL AND TED ARE BOTH CIGAR SMOKERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 PM

STRIP AWAY THE MAGIC... :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM

HERE COMES HALE-BOPP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:28 PM

THANKS, HILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

ONE DOUBTS THAT IT'S SO NUANCED, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:37 PM

ONLY IN AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

CONSIDERING THE DEMOCRATS' FEAR OF IDEAS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

March 16, 2008

THE STATURE GAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

AND EVEN THE MCGREAVEYS AREN'T WAITING FOR JUNE JORDAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM

RADICAL DUDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:06 PM

FORGET 1988, MAY AS WELL GO FOR 1994 WHILE YOU'RE AT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

THESE ARE THE FOLKS WHO ARE GOING TO UNIFY THE WHOLE COUNTRY? (via Qiao Yang)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:56 AM

WHILE HIS OPPONENTS SQUABBLE OVER RACE, GENDER, AND WHICH IS MORE CORRUPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

THE PRO-LIFER VS THE DEATH LOBBY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

THERE'S NO INCONSISTENCY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

WHO KNEW AN RSS FEED COULD BE SO FUNNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

March 15, 2008

NO WONDER HE WAS SO RESPECTFUL OF LOUIS FARRAKHAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 PM

IT'S EVEN UGLIER AMONG "LIKELY'S":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 PM

DOES SOMEONE NEED A SLOW LEARNER PERMIT?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 PM

CAN'T EVEN CONVINCE THE ONES WHO WANT TO BELIEVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:39 PM

A PLAGUE ON BOTH THEIR MADHOUSES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

GETTING TO KNOW BARACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

RACE TO THE BOTTOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

TO THE REACTIONARY PARTY EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE REACTING TO W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

RUNNING ON RACE WHERE RACE MATTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

THE BENEFIT OF HIERARCHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

March 14, 2008

A MESSIAH WHO ONLY TELLS THE TRUTH ON FRIDAY NIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

DEBACULAR DEGENERATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

THE POLITICS OF VICTIMHOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

50-0 FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

AT THE POINT WHERE YOU VOTE AGAINST YOUR OWN BILLS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

WHEN IT COMES TO KILLING THERE CAN BE NO COMPROMISE, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 AM

March 13, 2008

GRUDGE NURSING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:34 PM

WE ARE THE ONES WE'VE GROWN TIRED OF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:37 PM

THE DICTATORSHIP OF FEELINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

HEY, THERE COULD FINALLY BE AN OBAMA BILL FOR HIM TO RUN ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

OBAMA'S FAMILY VALUES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

ONCE IT'S DOWN TO TRIBES, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HELPING THE ENEMY TRIBE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

AT THIS POINT IN THE CYCLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

March 12, 2008

PEAK OBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 PM

IF HE CAN'T STAND UP TO HARRY REID...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

KINDA NICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 PM

HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF A WHITE MAN, LIKE BILL CLINTON, WERE RUNNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:59 AM

THE UNELECTABLE IN PURSUIT OF THE UNMAUMAUABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE AXIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

March 11, 2008

DOUBLING DOWN ON IDENTITY

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 PM

SOME HELPFUL CLARITY FOR VOTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:56 PM

SPEAKING OF GERALDIINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:44 AM

AFTER ALL, HE'S THE ONE HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

MIND IF WE DANCE WITH YO' DATES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

HOLD THE BALLOONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

March 10, 2008

BECAUSE SHE SAW THAT EVEN AL GORE COULD DO IT?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

REV UP THE ENOLA GAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

HEAVENLY HELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

BONEHEAD OF HIS CLASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

THEY'RE BOTH RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

LEARNING TO LOVE MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

ALL THAT AND THE CUCKOO CLOCK?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

NOT A COINCIDENTAL CHOICE OF WORDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

March 9, 2008

THE SHEEP ALWAYS RETURN TO THE FOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:10 PM

THE MAN FROM HOPE FOR CHANGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 PM

HOW A WIN CAN LOOK LIKE A LOSS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

WORSE THINGS COULD HAPPEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

HOW ARE THEY GOING TO WIN NATIONAL ELECTIONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

LUNACY ISN'T BIGOTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

THE UNHEALTHINESS OF THE DEMOCRAT PROCESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

March 8, 2008

LOOK WHOSE EDITORS JUST FIGURED OUT HE CAN'T WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 PM

IF SHE WERE A BETTER LAWYER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

IT DOES SOUND LIKE OUR "INTELLIGENCE" SERVICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

THE LEFT EXISTS ONLY TO AMUSE US (via Melissa Malkovich):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

HUCK'S PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

GOING FOR THE THREEPEAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

ALREADY EVAPORATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

PAPER MESSIAH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

WE'VE SEEN HOW THIS ONE PLAYS OUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

SO THE ONLY REAL QUESTION....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

NOT FIGHTING MONSTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

March 7, 2008

MAYBE HE DOES HAVE THE TEMPERAMENT TO BE PRESIDENT AFTER ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM

NNO WONDER THEY PREFER THAT EVERYONE JUST CHANT "OBAMA":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 PM

WHAT? NO PROMISE OF A WORLD WITHOUT FEAR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:30 PM

APOLOGIZE AND MOVE ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

IT'S PARTICULARLY UNFORTUNATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

WELL, HE'S CERTAINLY OUTSIDE THE BELTWAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

ALL OFFENSE ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

March 6, 2008

THE HIGH RISK OF THE LOW ROAD OF IDENTITY POLITICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 PM

TOP SHELF CANDIDATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 PM

WHAT MAKES IT ESPECIALLY FUNNY... (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 PM

A PICTURE OF THE FUTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 PM

KEEP HOPE ALIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

IF NERO HAD PUT ON THIS SHOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

HOW COULD IT NOT BE A FACTOR (THE FACTOR)...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

March 5, 2008

THE PARTY OF ELITES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

DREAM TEAM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 AM

HOW FAR TO BATAAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

WATCHING BIG BROTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 AM

THE ANTI-DEMOCRATIC PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

HE IS WHO OBAMA CLAIMS TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

CAN HE REALLY PUNT THE ENTIRE RATIONALE OF HIS CAMPAIGN NOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

SO THEY'RE DIVIDING THEMSELVES ALONG RACIAL AND GENDER LINES....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

ALL OFFENSE ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

THE ONLY ONES SENATOR OBAMA LOSES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

March 4, 2008

OH TO HILLARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 PM

MEANWHILE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 PM

TOP GUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 PM

LOWERING THE BAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM

OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

MAKING AIR CORYELL LOOK CAUTIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

GHWB'S HEIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

SOMETIMES THE FLAK-CATCHER TIRES OF MAU-MAU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

March 3, 2008

LIKE BUSH WITHOUT A BRAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

WE'RE AGNOSTIC ON WHETHER MAVERICK GOT JIGGY WITH HER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 PM

HE'D BE A SHOE-IN FOR EU PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 PM

WE WILL CHANGE THE...WORDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:50 PM

HOLY FREAK SHOW, BATMAN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM

WHO WOULD JESUS ABORT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:00 PM

THE WIND AT HER BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 AM

EVEN MICHAEL DUKAKIS HAD BEEN A GOVERNOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

HOPEFULLY THEY WON'T EXPOSE HIM UNTIL HE'S THE NOMINEE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

March 2, 2008

CMBwP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 PM

NOT THAT ANY OF HIS ADS ARE EXACTLY STRAIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 PM

HILL HAD NO IDEA HOW VAST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

IT HARDLY TAKES A GENIUS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

THIS ISN'T JOURNALISM, IT'S A MASH NOTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

THE NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE EVEN MORE CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH OPEN BORDERS THAN RWR OR W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

WHY FUSIONISM FAILS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

SO HOW'D THAT HATCHET JOB WORK OUT FOR THE TIMES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

THEY ACT LIKE PLASTER-CASTERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

VIETNAM MAY BE THE ONLY WAR ZONE WE EVER LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

MORE IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF SOMETHING TO BEGIN WITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

March 1, 2008

THE DAMASCENE CANDIDATE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

AT LEAST McGOVERN WAS A WAR HERO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 PM

ALL DEFENSE ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

KOOL-AID'S A THIN DIET FOR 9 MORE MONTHS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

February 29, 2008

AND HELL HATH NO FURY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

BLACK V. BROWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 PM

YOU CAN PRY OUT THEIR GOLD FILLINGS TO HELP DEFRAY HEALTH CARE COSTS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 PM

FROM "I FEEL YOUR PAIN" TO "FEEL MY PAIN":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:29 PM

ETCH-A-SKETCHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

WAS DAN AKROYD REALLY A CONEHEAD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:21 PM

GETTING HIS ANGRY ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

February 28, 2008

GREEN BROWN SHOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:08 PM

ALL OFFENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:19 PM

THE BANALITY OF HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:03 PM

THE BAD NEIGHBOR POLICY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 AM

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

AND THE LUCIOUS IRONY IS THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

February 27, 2008

BLACK POWER SYMBOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 PM

THE BELTWAY HAS NEVER EVEN MET THE BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 PM

MAVERICK HAS HIS MEASURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:15 PM

MARTY PERETZ RELEASES THE HOUNDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:54 PM

FORGIVE HIS MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:03 AM

BUT IS IT GOOD FOR THE ANGLOSPHERE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

ADD JEB OR CRIST AND GET TO 60%:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

THE WEIRDNESS FACTOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

AN APT ANOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

AND HE WONDERS WHY JEWS ARE SCARED OF HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

ICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

February 26, 2008

THE REMAINING QUESTION IS WHETHER HE CAN CARRY A GOP CONGRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 PM

DETERMINING THE SCOPE OF THE BLOWOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 PM

THE WANTING HILLARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:11 PM

HE'S NO JIMMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A SWIFTBOAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

TWO OUT OF THREE BUT HEADED FOR 100%:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

THANKFULLY, THE BASE NEVER LISTENS TO THE BELTWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

February 25, 2008

REALISM AND REAL ESTATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 PM

CROWN HEIGHTS IN THE BELTWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

THAT'S THE PART THAT REALLY DERANGES THEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:14 PM

CONFUSING THE BELTWAY WITH THE BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 AM

THE KEPT MAN OF THE FEMALE PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:31 AM

ALREADY WITH THE UNFAIR ATTACKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

ONCE YOU ACCEPT THAT INFANTICIDE IS EVIL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

February 24, 2008

THE BLACK EISENHOWER REPUBLICAN VS THE FEMALE EISENHOWER REPUBLICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:59 PM

THE ROVEBOT LIVES (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:40 PM

IF YOU WERE DESIGNING THE OPTIMAL VP PICK FOR MAVERICK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

WHEN FRANK LUNTZ DOES THOSE FOCUS GROUPS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

A CHOICE OF CONSERVATISMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

MAKING IT ESPECIALLY USEFUL FOR THE GOP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

THE PAROCHIAL PICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

OBAMISM IN ACTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

February 22, 2008

THOUGH MAVERICK WOULD HAVE SAID MIMEOGRAPH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

WHEN YOU BUY YOUR EXPLOSIVES FROM ACME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

February 21, 2008

PAVLOV'S PUNDITS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:39 PM

THE GROUND TO WHICH HE NATURALLY RETREATS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:42 PM

HAS SHE EVER EVEN BEEN TO AMERICA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

WHEN YOU VIEW IT AS A LAST OPTION YOU'VE BIFFED ALREADY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

SO THAT STORY DIDN'T CATCH THEM OFF GUARD, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

February 20, 2008

VERGES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM

HOPE TURNS OUT TO COST A PRETTY PENNY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:49 PM

STANDARD BEARER OF A SOUTHWESTERN PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

MAVERICK AGAINST THE DECEIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

THE MAN WHO WOULD BE MCCAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

February 19, 2008

TAKING A CHANCE ON CHANCE THE GARDENER::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

ALMOST TOO EASY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:44 PM

HE WAS NEVER EVEN MARRIED TO BILL CLINTON!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM

WE ASDMITTED THAT WE WERE POWERLESS OVER OBAMANIA, THAT OUR HOPES HAD BECOME UNMANAGEABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

THE AUDACITY OF HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

BARAKRISHNA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

KID DYN-O-MITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 18, 2008

AT THE END OF THE DAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

WHICH IS THE BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:37 PM

THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HIS TEMPERAMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:34 PM

SQUARE THAT CIRCLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

February 17, 2008

I HAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 PM

NO ONE LISTENS TO SIZZLE FOR 9 MONTHS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

McGOVERN, MONDALE, DUKAKIS, GORE, KERRY, OBAMA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 AM

PROTECTIVE PIGMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 AM

HER POINT BEING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

WHAT WOULD REALLY BE HELPFUL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 AM

SURE, THE PROTECTIONISM IS TROUBLING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

UNDER, NOT ALPHA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 AM

NOTHING CONCENTRATES THE MIND...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

ASK ADAM CLYMER WHAT EFFECT IT WILL HAVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

POKING THE PIG IN A POKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

TEACHING THE DUCK TO OINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

IF I GROVEL HARD ENOUGH I CAN MAKE YOU LIKE ME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

February 16, 2008

BLADE RUNNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY HOPELESSLY BELTWAYED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

YOU SHALL NOT CRUCIFY MANKIND ON A...BLOB OF PLATITUDES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

FOR OFT-REHEARSED REASONS, WE EMBRACE THE STUPID PARTY LABEL, BUT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

WHEN YOU START TO SCARE EVEN MOTHER JONES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

February 15, 2008

BUT THE GIPPER WAS GREAT, WHILE THEY ARE SMALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 PM

NO WONDER HE WAS AVOIDING SPECIFICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 PM

LIMBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

February 14, 2008

BRIGHTNESS FALLS IN LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:50 PM

McKOSHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 PM

PLATITUDES UNITE, SPECIFICS DIVIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

ALL IDENTITY ALL THE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

February 13, 2008

THE OTHER ENDLESS WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM

AND THE PUNCHLINE IS, "UNCLE BEN'S PERVERTED RICE" (via Kevin Whited)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

MY MATH'S NOT SO GOOD....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:56 PM

HONEST, IF NOT HELPFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM

THEY HAD HIM SHOW UP FOR THIS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

HAVE WE GOT A JOB FOR YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

ALL ABOARD!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

February 12, 2008

THE ENEMY KNOWS WHO THEIR ENEMY IS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 PM

STEP BY STEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 PM

OBAMA, DAMASCUS AND THE INTELLECTUALS VS AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:19 PM

THE BUTTERFLY BALLOTS COME HOME TO ROOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:57 PM

WHERE I.D. STANDS FOR IDENTITY, NOT INTELLIGENT DESIGN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 PM

OBAMATORY HITLER REFERENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:41 AM

CAKEWALKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

February 11, 2008

WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER PRE-FLORIDA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 PM

IF YOUR CHOICE IS BASED ON "IDENTITY" WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE CHOICE IS REMOVED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM

EVERY CAMPAIGN BELIEVES THAT THIS TIME WILL BE THE FIRST TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:08 PM

February 10, 2008

IF HE WERE A REAL CONSERVATIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 PM

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 PM

HE'S WHO DAVID SHUSTER MEANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 PM

EXCEPT THAT A FEELING IS THE OPPOSITE OF A VALUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

VIEWS AREN'T SUBSTANTIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

TRIBAL WARFARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

February 9, 2008

DITTO MITTENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:57 PM

THE REICHSTAG IS BURNING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 PM

EXCEPT THAT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

READY, SAID FRED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

THE KEY TO HIS CAMPAIGN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

TRAINWRECKSPOTTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

February 8, 2008

SOMEONE TO KEEP THE OVAL WARM FOR JEB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

WHICH IS WHY THE DARWINIST RIGHT OPPOSES HIM AND WHY HE WON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE KAMIKAZECONS...;

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

IF THE MOUNTAIN WON'T COME TO OBAMA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

POLITICS ABHORS A TABULA RASA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

CONSIDER THE BUSINESS PLAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

HE KEEPS RACKING UP "SURPRISING" WINS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 7, 2008

CLEARLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 PM

CAN'T SAY HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR THE PARTY ANYMORE (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

CAPTAIN OZONE'S CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 AM

BEING A CONSERVATIVE REQUIRES DENYING RATIONALISM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

W'S THIRD TERM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

IT'S IGNORANCE THAT BREEDS THE COMFORT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

THEY THOUGHT REAGAN AND W WERE TOO CONSERVATIVE TOO :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

SELECTED, NOT ELECTED!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

THE GOOD SOLDIER IN THE WAR THAT MATTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

February 6, 2008

FROM INSIDE THE BUNKER IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE WINNING THE WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 PM

IT'S THE PARTY OF REAGAN, NOT OF RADIO DJ'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

THE MESSIANISM OF THE SELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:37 PM

BY WHAT TORTURED DEFINITION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM

IT'S WHERE THEY'RE WINNING THAT MATTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

MAVERICK'S PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

WHEN ONE PART OF A COALITION WINS THE OTHERS LOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR A PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:58 AM

ON TO THE GENERAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 AM

MITT'S OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 AM

W LITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

SUPER TUESDAY THOUGHTS--PLEASE ADD YOURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 5, 2008

HAVING NEVER BEEN A LOYAL REPUBLICAN, ONE WOULDN'T EXPECT HIM TO ACT LIKE ONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

YOU DON'T WEAR MITTENS AT A KNIFE FIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 PM

A HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT THE RESULTS MEAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:08 PM

THANKFULLY, THE NATIVISTS ARE SO DUMB THAT WHEN THEY CHOSE A WEDGE ISSUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

February 4, 2008

WHAT LURKS BENEATH HIS BANALITY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 PM

IT IS THE GROWN-UP PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

ON TO NOVEMBER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

IN A WAR, DECODING THE CIPHER....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

February 3, 2008

THE ONE WHO DOESN'T HATE US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 PM

YOU C AN UNDERSTAND WHY MORMONS SUPPORT HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 PM

NO WONDER HIS DOG HATES HIM (via Ali Choudhury):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:58 AM

HE'D BE JUST LIKE JFK IF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

A COALITION DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 AM

EVEN IF THE INTELLECTUALS ARE CONSERVATIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

DER WEISE ENGEL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

REPUBLICANS CARE ABOUT THE LEGALITY, NOT THE IMMIGRANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

RUDY'S PROBLEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

TIME FOR MAVERICK TO PLAY THE DOZENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

February 2, 2008

THUS, THE STATE BORDER RULE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:59 PM

ALL YOU EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MITT ROMNEY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

ROPE AND TIE AND BRAND 'EM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:28 PM

STARRING RALPH NADER AS THE KAMIKAZE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:23 PM

BET EVEN MITT'S DOG HATES HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM

February 1, 2008

THAT "BRIGHT" HAS TO HURT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 PM

ONE FROM THE HEART:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:54 PM

NO, THAT'S JOHN McCAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

TIME FOR STRONGER HEARING AIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

IT'S ALL ABOUT ID, NOT IDEOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

HAVE YOU THANKED THE GANG LEADER TODAY? (via Mike Daley)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

THE FUNNY THING IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

January 31, 2008

MAYBE THE FRENCH WILL LEND HIM FOCH'S RAILROAD CAR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 PM

WHERE WAS RUSH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

THE THING ABOUT BEING sTUPID...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:36 PM

HE'LL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS ONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM

SHE IS WHO PEOPLE THINK HE IS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:03 PM

AND THE PREMISE OF HIS CAMPAIGN IS THAT HE'S A SMART BUSINESSMAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:43 PM

LIKE MARIO CUOMO IN A DRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

EVEN THE RIGHT ISN'T THAT RACIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

PROUD MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

ELITES ALWAYS HATE THE GRASS ROOTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

January 30, 2008

THEN WHY CONTINUE THE CHARADE?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 PM

NOW MAVERICK IS REALLY DONE FOR!

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

DON'T HEAR MUCH THESE DAYS...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 PM

TOUGH TO RILE AN UNDERTAXED ELECTORATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 PM

THE LAST METROSEXUAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

LOOKS LIKE GOVERNOR HUCKABEES LIKE GOVERNOR HUCKABEE GETS HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

THE GIPPER'S HEIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

IN FAIRNESS TO THE MAYOR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

HERE, FOR INSTANCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

January 29, 2008

MEET YOUR NEXT ATTORNEY GENERAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 PM

IMAGINE HOW WELL HE'D HAVE DONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 PM

NOT AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

January 28, 2008

BEING LEFT HIGH AND DRY WOULD SEEM AN IMPROVEMENTT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 PM

THE BUCHANAN BOOMLET IS COMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 PM

EVEN A BLIND TIMESMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

WELL, YOU COULD SAY HE GAVE IT THAT OLD COLLEGE TRY....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:09 PM

THE WAGES OF TRIBALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

JUST THE WAY KARL ROVE DREW IT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

OCCAM'S TARRIF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

A TIME FOR CHOOSING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

THE PACK LINES UP BEHIND ALPHA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

January 27, 2008

MONEY WON'T BUY YOU FRIENDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 PM

IT'S BORDERING ON UNANIMOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM

SELECTED, NOT NOMINATED!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

AND WE KNOW HE FAVORS TERMINATING THE NONVIABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

January 26, 2008

JUST A BLACK THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 PM

THERE IS ONE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRIVATE CITIZEN RICK SANTORUM AND PUBLIC SERVANT JOHN McCAIN... (via Kurt Brouwer):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

DESTROYING CLINTONISM TO SAVE MRS. CLINTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

WHICH IS WHY THE OTHERS DESPISE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

PITY POOR RUDY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

THE REAGANAUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

THAT'LL HELP THE GOP'S FUNDRAISING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

January 25, 2008

WHAT HE OFFERS WE RATHER EASILY REFUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 PM

WHAT'S A CAR IMPORT QUOTA AMONG FRIENDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

IF ONLY HE'D BEEN BORN HERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:16 PM

THE BLACK CRUSADER IN CHIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:11 PM

WHILE MAVERICK TUNES UP FOR THE GENERAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

MAVERICK IS ALREADY THE MAN OBAMA CLAIMS TO WANT TO GROW UP TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 AM

A TAD TOO SUBTLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

January 24, 2008

CAN YOU "STAY IN" IF YOU NEVER GOT IN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

AS TONY BLAIR RAN ON FINISHING WHAT MAGGIE STARTED....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

NONSENSE ABHORS A VACCUUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

HE WAS JUST IN IT FOR THE ADULATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

January 23, 2008

JURY OF HIS PEERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:47 PM

I'M NOT A MODERATE, I'M A MORON!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 PM

DANG LOW HIGH WATER MARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 PM

KISS THE EUROPEANS GOODBYE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

RUDY WE HARDLY KNEW YE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

SHOULDN'T IT BE "PIZZA PARLORS" TOO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

THE ALPHA DOG AND THE OMEGA DOG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

IT'S A FRONT PORCH CAMPAIGN, JUST YOUR OWN PORCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

January 22, 2008

C'MON, GUYS, RACE IS A WEAPON WE ONLY USE AGAINST THE GOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 PM

PUTTING THE BLUE COHORTS IN PLAY (via BilRoj):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

GO DOWN, MOSES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:27 PM

PLAYING THE DOZENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

THE AUDACITY OF EMPTINESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

SNUB HUB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

January 21, 2008

WHAT RECORD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 PM

RUDY WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

ACCESS IS ITS OWN REWARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

A MODERATE, A LATINO AND AN EVANGELICAL CATHOLIC WALK INTO A CAMPAIGN HQ...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

THE PROBLEM FOR OBAMA'S TRUE BELIEVERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

TO RUDY'S CREDIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

AS EVEN THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS THROWS IN THE TOWEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

AND YOU WONDER WHY THE EUROPEANS ARE SO ALIENATED FROM US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 20, 2008

JUST THE WAY KARL ROVE DREW IT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

WHEN THEY MAKE IT MAVERICK VS THE BELTWAY THEY HELP HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

January 19, 2008

FRED HAD HIS WING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:27 PM

AND THEN THERE WAS ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 PM

WHICH IS WHY McCAIN/OBAMA WOULD BE A WALKOVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

THE ARGUMENT AGAINST MITT ISN'T THAT HE'S A MORMON...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 AM

GETTING TO TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

January 18, 2008

MELANCHOLY DANISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

BUT SHE'S WHITE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

WHERE'S LLOYD BENTSEN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

January 17, 2008

WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO THE PACK WHICH IS THE ALPHA DOG?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 PM

BUT, WAIT, WASN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A ROVEBUSH OP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:39 PM

THERE'S A REASON THE GOP NOMINATES THE NEXT IN LINE RATHER THAN THE PRETTIEST DEBUTANTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:17 PM

THE LAST NEW DEALER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

BEATING A RETREAT TO HARRY REID COUNTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

January 16, 2008

A SOULJAH'S STORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 PM

AS MUCH FUN AS ALL THE INSIDE BASEBALL STUFF IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:09 PM

CAN'T QUARREL WITH HIS CHOICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

IS OBAMA THE SWAHILI FOR "DO-NOTHING"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

January 15, 2008

THE PERFECT STORM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

WHO KNEW ABC WAS SO RACIST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

COMPASSIONATE/CRUSADER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

January 14, 2008

PHONEY-OP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 PM

LINING UP FOR THE ALPHA MALE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:44 PM

WHEN YOU BUILD A PARTY AROUND INTEREST GROUPS INSTEAD OF IDEAS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 PM

BECAUSE MEN ARE CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 PM

50-0 FILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 AM

January 13, 2008

ABOVE IT ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 PM

THE DEMOCRATS AS THE MANSON FAMILY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 PM

RICCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

January 12, 2008

PRETTY MUCH AN ENDROSEMENT FOR THE GENERAL TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 PM

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:40 AM

YOU'RE NOT THE BEST CANDIDATE IF FOLKS DON'T KNOW YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

THREE'S A CROWD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

BITING THE HAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

OUR GUYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 11, 2008

ONCE YOU REDUCE THE CAMPAIGN TO MY GENDER VS. YOUR RACE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 PM

WHO GETS CHRISTIE LOVE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:07 PM

HILLARY WAS SELECTED, NOT ELECTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

THE NOMINATION WAS SEWN UP WHEN JEB BAILED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:52 PM

WING MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD JUSTIFY A MEETING WITH THOSE THREE (AND LET'S ADD CASTRO AND BABY ASSAD FOR GOOD MEASURE)...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

January 10, 2008

WHEN YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TALK ABOUT SOCIAL ISSUES OR PERSONAL PROBLEMS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:19 PM

WORKED FOR HILLARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 PM

DOIN' MAVERICK A SOLID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 PM

BECAUSE QUALIFIED DOESN'T COUNT FOR MUCH (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

KEEPING HIS POWDER DRY FOR THE CAUCUS IN GUAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:44 AM

DOING NUANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

ROCKING MORT'S DREAMBOAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 AM

NIGHT OF THE LONG SPOONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

January 9, 2008

AND A NEGATIVE TWO FROM THE EAST GERMAN JUDGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 PM

NO GOOD MONEY AFTER BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE WHAT'S WORKING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:12 PM

BUT, WAIT, THERE'S MORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

POLITICAL CALCULUS 101:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

THE BEST CITIZENS GET TO GO FIRST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 AM

IDEALS VS IDEAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 8, 2008

IS HE INHALING THAT HAIRSPRAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:36 PM

HERE ARE SOME OF THE NUMBERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 PM

ONLY IN AMERICA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 PM

AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 PM

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER REALLY IS IN YOUR OWN NAVEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 PM

SHE'S STILL HANGING IN THERE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 PM

A WISE DECISION NOT TO RUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 PM

THE GOP NOMINATES THE NEXT IN LINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 PM

ANYONE SEEN THE EXIT POLLS YET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:55 PM

THERE IS NO U IN OBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM

HOLY CRIPES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM

YOU CAN'T GET TO THE OUTSIDE OF A GUY KNOWN AS MAVERICK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:19 PM

THE AVIATOR VS THE EMPTY HELMET, PART DEUX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

THE OTHER REPUBLICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

MITT'S GREATEST WEAKNESS IS OBAMA'S SOLE STRENGTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

January 7, 2008

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:27 PM

GRAVITY JUST KEEPS ON WORKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:18 PM

HELTER SWELTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

THERE IS NO MITT ROMNEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM

FIGHTING FOR THE FAVOR OF THE LUNATIC FRINGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:11 PM

WILD AS THE WIND IN OREGON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

WHICH IS WHY THE RIGHT HATED HIM BY '83:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:12 PM

HEADS, HE WINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

BLACK AND BLUE VS. RED/BROWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

January 6, 2008

MONEY FOLLOWS WINNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 PM

FIELD OF BROKEN DREAMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

HE KNOWS HIS FELLOW GOVERNORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

A SURPRISING RARITY IN POLITICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

January 5, 2008

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 PM

CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WHEN THE CANDIDATE IS ON FIRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 PM

TWO ON THE BRINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 PM

THE RACE HAS BEEN PUNK'D

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

YOU CAN'T ABANDON WHAT YOU NEVER HAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

REAGANISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

THEN YOU PROPOSE THE ACTUAL CHANGES AND IMPLODE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

JUST STAND STILL AND LET THE NARRATIVE COME BACK TO YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

HOW'D DONNING A HOOD WORK OUT FOR MITT ROMNEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

January 4, 2008

NATURE ABHORS A TABLA RASA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:16 PM

DEMOCRATS CAN'T SEIZE BACK THE THIRD WAY IF THEY OPPOSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:03 AM

NOVELTY ACT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:47 AM

KNOCKED ALL BUT THREE OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:41 AM

January 3, 2008

AND WE GET TO ADMINISTER THE COUP DE GRACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 PM

OBAMANIA!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 PM

HUCKFEST!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:51 PM

RUNNING THE TABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

IA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:31 PM

THIRD IS ONLY GOOD ENOUGH IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO WIN NH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

January 2, 2008

GOT Y'ER TAIL, MAVERICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:36 PM

AND FAILS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:25 PM

SO WE KNOW WHO'S WINNING ANYWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

ARGUING AT THE MARGINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

January 1, 2008

F TROOP BACK TO NORMAL: