June 8, 2006

EVEN MORE FUN WITH LIVE ONES (via Bryan Francoeur)::

Police: Woman Hits Breeder With Chihuahua (AP, 6/08/06)

A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

Posted by Orrin Judd at June 8, 2006 8:45 PM
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Dead Puppies (Aren't Much Fun)

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Mom says puppy's days are through
She's gonna throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

--Ogden Edsl

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 8, 2006 9:41 PM

This is better than the Dead Parrot sketch!

Posted by: Robert Duquette at June 9, 2006 12:48 PM

The excerpt missed the best part - that the lady waved the dead puppy out her sunroof as she drove away.
Raoul: "Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun" was my headline for this piece.

Posted by: Bryan at June 9, 2006 2:38 PM
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