October 23, 2003

HOW CAN PARODY COMPETE WITH THIS?

'Humans could live for hundreds of years' (Ananva, 10/23/03)

Scientists say people could live active lives for hundreds of years if humans follow the same biological rules as laboratory worms.
Or would it just seem like hundreds of years?

Posted by David Cohen at October 23, 2003 3:16 PM
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So I am guessing that the guys who got their penises (can I say that here?) stolen in Sudan can console themselves by knowing they now have a good shot at 100.


http://www.memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD59303

Posted by: Rick T. at October 23, 2003 4:02 PM

I suspect that humans will work towards some chemical supressant of hormone signalling, rather than removing their reproductive organs.

Or, maybe not. Once we're all in the "Matrix", we could directly stimulate the brain, for sexual pleasure, and have new children born in artificial wombs.

Posted by: Michael Herdegen at October 23, 2003 5:16 PM

Reminds me of all those Eastern monks and mystics who claimed that keeping their seed in them made them live longer.

Posted by: Chris Durnell at October 23, 2003 5:47 PM

Is this Brosjudd or is my PC on the blink?

Posted by: genecis at October 23, 2003 9:07 PM
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