Mr. Judd;

You can listen long enough to become bored? You are made of sterner stuff than I.

You don't have a Jewish father-in-law do you?

If you ever wanted to take the "anti" position in a "Jews are cheap" debate, just bring in a list of the number of them who have slapped down well over a thousand dollars a ticket to watch her sing.

Of course you could just say that in the
hierarchy of traits race loyalty trumps cheapness.

What apparently excites Babs right now is costal aerial mapping of the Malibu region by environmentalists. Maybe the next time they fly over she can throw some surplus CDs at them.